Gamethread with a Vengeance
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How many runs does Bautista give up?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Ike = douche
Math is good.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Has Ike Davis earned douche status yet?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions
That only happens when one of the Hairstons die.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
he's a Met
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
So we’re missing a real thriller in Boston. 9-1 Yankees! REAL BASEBALL!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Ike Davis is white?!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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And Mike Stanton is black. I know.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Well, one of them is.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
yeah
Ike Davis sounds like a Blaxplotation star from the 70s
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Must be related to Brandon Crawford.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
That actually surprised me
Though I found out a couple weeks ago.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 6:25 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Reggie Willits is the all-time “He’s white?!” guy. At least for me he is.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
This
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
same
and Howie Kendrick was the all-time “He’s black?!” guy for me.
FUCKING ANGELS, HOW DO THEY WORK?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah, they should have switched names.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Reggie Cleveland
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Why is Bautista pitching and not Mota?
IN a 4-3 game? Seriously?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
for the lulz
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He’s totally fresh after spending all day flying out here!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
it's not Mehders, that's all that matters
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
unless you are ahead
don’t use good pitchers
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Strikes, Fresno pitcher
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions
Throw strikes, moron.
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DFA Bautista
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Throw strikes [Giants pitcher]
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 6:24 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Why does Bochy always do this?
He does this shit with Medders too
BORK
He treats one run deficits much differently than one run leads. Why, I will never know.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
3 run lead?
put in your best pen guys
1 run deficit? Crap
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Bring back Joey
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Fuck you, your family, your dog, your car, your house Bruce Fucking Bochy
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
because that's cheating
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
WTF does Rags do with them?
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t remember the last time we threw a runner out stealing
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Oh, I just got out of class
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
109
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 6:27 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
yeah, really
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
Wow I made this thread but I made a fail!post in the old thread anyway
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Haha, I noticed that.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
BORK is a frigging idiot
fine, your other relievers are tired – then use Medders. Putting a scrub just called up in a 1-run game is retarded.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Bochy’s phoning it in with K-Rod up in the pen.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Isn’t Medders a scrub tho
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
yeah but you clearly think he's better than Denny
that’s why he was on the roster. and he didn’t pitch the last 2 games.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Hey, welcome back to the bigs, Denny. You get to face Jose Reyes, Jason Bay, and maybe David Wright and Ike Davis.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Bautista did just fine.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
"Speed doesn't slump"
Velez disagrees.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 6:26 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LOL SAN FRANCISCO GHEY
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
THROW STRIKES GIANTS PITCHER
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions
I watched him in Fresno last month.
SSS, but he looked okay.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions
STFD guy
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 6:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
STFD JOSE JOSE JOSE JOSE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions
STFD REYES
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
That was not a good swing.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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As you wish
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
idiotic
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
What more can one expect from a former hack player with a low double digit IQ?
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
i was not pleased
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
negative
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 7, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
no, it was moronic either way
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 7, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
exactly
evaluating decisions after knowing the reuslt is the hackish thing to do.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
/runs high_fasball.exe
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
had a PH come up and failed, you might have seen Bautista AND medders in this game.,.. and that, I believe, would have been a worse scenario.
sanchez was at 94 pitches where he generally always tires. Previous efforts would dictate that leaving him in would have been an even worse scenario than the on you just mentioned.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 7, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
You said it yourself: Bork.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I’d have preferred Bowker.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I was fine with it
But I was in the minority.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 6:30 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Stupid.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
“Rowand will make the long throw just for fun”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Practicing his Nate Schierholtz impression.
/swoon
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Giants gave up 26 SB with 5 CS
3rd worst percentage in MLB
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Who are the other teams? Boston, and…?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
1 Pitt
2 Yanks
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
We’re worse than Victor Martinez? Well THAT’S embarassing.
Although, LOL JORGE.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Good thing the Red Sox are around or it'd be embarassing.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
If Posey were playing, there would be more SB.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions
DENNY
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Nice inning, Denny
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Well, Bautista settled down nicely after the 4 pitch walk. Credit where credit is due.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
STFD
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
Nice recovery Fresno guy!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
Here comes that douche K-Rod.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
the east coast bias game?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 7, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you guys think
Molina should PH for Eli?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 6:33 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
RALLY VIOLENT GOODMAN

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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FUCKIN BOWLING
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
HOW DOES IT WORK
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Walter in clown paint? Heresy.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
LOL Bautista HATERZ!!
Bork says WHAT NOW??

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Rally Timmy

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
EMPEROR NORTON SAYS
Just do it!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Rally Science!

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
Rally Sled

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 6:34 PM PDT reply actions
Rally Superman Al Gore

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
This douche again?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I feel more confident in Downs, Whiteside, ???
Than the top of our lineup…. this can’t be a good sign.
I thought Rodriguez got laser eye surgery or something.
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Ken Block!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Rally Betty White

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I was surprised when I saw that she’s hosting SNL this week. It’s kinda awesome though.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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GET.ON.BASE.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions
Huh. Interesting. Giving Bowker the PH appearance for the guy who’s 2 for 2.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
christina aguilera?
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
That 2-0 pitch looked like a ball
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 6:35 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Yep. Except for that pitch.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 6:37 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
URGH
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
We’re doomed.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I wish Gulliver were here!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY TIM AND CY

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
It’s from the feature on Tim in GQ.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I once talked to an attendant on the golden gate bridge that said he saw tim and his bull dog go through the car before me.
by The Montana Giant on May 7, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Let Bowkermania run free and wild.
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Rallye Opel Kadett
Rallye Opel Kadett
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Don’t worry, guys. Bowker had a great BP.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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rally reno

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
bowkermaniabowkermaniabowkermaniabowkermaniabowkermaniabowkermaniabowkermaniabowkermaniabowkermania
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
BOWKER, DO IT
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions
Rally Church Lady

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
Rally Drop of Water

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
BOWKERMANIAAAAAAAAA!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Go Red Wings
(not really though)
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
BOWKERMANIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
BOWKERMANIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
BOWKERMANIA!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
BOWKERMANIA
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions
WOW
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
BOWKERFUCKINMANIA!!!!!!!!!!!
OMFGOMFGOMFOMFGsgdsgds
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
BOWKER MANIA!!!!!!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
BOWKERMANIACS REJOICE!!!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
BOWKER FUCKING MANIA
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
FAILROD
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
BOWKERMANIA
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Bork
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
The best part about that? Ball 2 was totally strike 3.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Mets announcers are awful
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
One of them (can’t remember the guy’s name) once said that women don’t belong in a major league dugout. And he’s an epic homer
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Keith Hernandez
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Nah, it was low
Only bitching because the umpire hesitated
'Twas low
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

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BOWKERMANIA!
FROM THE MESS TO THE MASSES
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
HOLY SHIT BOWKER
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
He fucking crushed it.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Rally Reno says "How about that, non-believers"
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That was awesome
0-2 to 3-2, pull single.
There was also a time when Torres went from 0-2 to a walk with the bases loaded, I think.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
dont be ridiculous
give him a day off, but he’s the best hitter on this team, bar none.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
The bad news
Medders is probably coming in. :O
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buzzkill
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 7, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
You are dead meat.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh you beautiful Captain America clone you
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
So how was Molina’s BP?
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LOL
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by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito was into that one.
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LOL ZITO
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Bork makes the brilliant move...
Has to be said.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
This as well
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
No, the brilliant move would've had Bowker PH in the Seventh
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by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, the ump screwed the Mets there.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Nah, the pitch was just so good even the Ump missed it.
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It looked low on TV, Gameday says it was pretty firmly in the corner. Judgment call.
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Fuck you Bengie
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
That was smoked.
I like long home runs.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
lolbengie?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
HIT STREAK OVER
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
SUCK IT WASHED-UP K-ROD!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
I ♥ our starting rotation
Most of the time
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?
FUCKING DINGERS, HOW DO THEY WORK?
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
that was pretty marginal
but makeup for the bowker noncall
the pitch to bowker wasnt a strike… imagine the blowup that would have come here had it been called strike 3
We’ve been getting screwed with calls all year. I’ll gladly take one back when it counts.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
mlb at bat had it in the exact same position as a prior strike.
moving downwards, natch, but over the plate it was in the zone.
So there were no questionable balls called for Jonathan then?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
NOSEDIVE
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice.
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Great Scott
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Scott!
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 6:42 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
SCOTT
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
ROWAND!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
SCOTT!
time for DeRosa to make us love him.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
GREATT SCOTTTTT
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Break the thread
More rally pics
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
lulz
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
SCOTT!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
I agree
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Yes
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Cmon DeRosa
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
DO SOMETHING FUCKIN' AWESOME RIGHT NOW DEROSA
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
Romo and Wilson warming up.
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Good job
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Take another pitch please. Heck, take two.
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GET ON BASE
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Who is up next?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Benitezesque.
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Cmon DeRosa
Neither he nor Pablo seem capable of getting a hit right now.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Don't worry about DeRosa
He knows where the money lies.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 7, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently so does castillo
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLBALK!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
Sweet.
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Why does Bork always send the runners 3-1
That irks me.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 6:45 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LOL WUT
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
BALK!
Balkbalkbalkbalkbalkbalkbalkbalk
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Did he set twice?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
Or not set at all?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLBALK
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
WTF BALK?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Heh.
Oh, Mets.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Goddamnit
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
FUCK
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
Wow. Nice play
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
Argh.
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PANDA TIME
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FUCK
nice fielding
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
I'll take it
Now it’s time for Sandoval to break out of the slump.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Perfect place to break out of a slump
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Hey, the Mets have Armando Benitez as their closer again.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
C'MON PABLO
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
what happened ?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Castillo prevented the ground ball from getting into the outfield.
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And here come the high fastballs.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Range…. grrrrrrr.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
PERFECT TIME TO GET OUT OF YOUR SLUMP PANDA
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
fail
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Nice power slide back to third there.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Get a hit here, Pablo, and I’ll pretend the other ABs didn’t happen.
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Panda
I would like to see you use your kung fu powers right now.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
/hoping for a bloop single
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
DO SOMETHING FUCKIN' AWESOME RIGHT NOW PABLO
RBI TIME
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
Like me.
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Wow
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Wow, he just looks terrible.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
swingin for the fences w man on 3rd, straight through 3 high fastballs in the 5th was one of the roughest abs i’ve seen in a while.
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
Depressing to watch swing was depressing to watch
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Yikes
he looks lost up there
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Wild pitch, please.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
HBP in the butt please
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
the first pitch of this AB you’re watching doesn’t count?
by DividedByZero on May 7, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
i know im late- on my phone
JUST WANTED TO SAY OH MY GOD BOWKER! Yes!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
GIANTS BASEBALL: TORTURE
LOL
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
FUCK
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU IKE DAVIS
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Wow. Nice play
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
The hat stayed on then?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I hate Ike Davis.
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I’m going to get in this line.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
i HATE ike
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Fuck you, Ike Davis
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 6:50 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
High fastball
again.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
OH COME ON
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Pablo is seriously lost
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
holy god Ike Davis
What a catch…NOOOOOOOO
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FUCK YOU IKE
GET IN A HOT AIR BALLOON ACCIDENT RIGHT NOW
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
Come on , more extra innings plz
"The Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck..."
-what passed for good radio when I was 12
by RichHerreraHomer on May 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
Come now, people.
The thing to say is “I dislike Ike.”
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Did Pablo ever slump this badly last year? I can’t remember
by randolphforpresident on May 7, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
At the beginning of the season.
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He had a slump this bad?
His avg has dropped over 80 points now…in a week.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 7, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
If I remember right
He batted over like .310 or .320 every month. I don’t remember the exact #, but I am pretty sure about the fact that it was every month he was at that mark.
He was 1 for 17 at his worst in the early season last year:
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/8326/gamelog;_ylt=AgJ8IeDVvJTLpblfSTHuguaFCLcF?year=2009
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 7, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
So my plan was to not watch the ninth in the hopes that the Giants would tie… I watched the Inception trailer, thinking that the 1:30 would be enough time for them to swing out of the inning… come back, see all the joy, then I decide to watch the Rowand at bat to the end… well… I am going away now… hopefully Ike Davis doesn’t pop one here.
You're thinking too much
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo looks awful
He needs a day off and a physical…and some video tape review.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 7, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions
And a six pack of It's It bars
oh….wait…..never mind
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it bad that I would have trust about six players in the Giants lineup more than Pablo in that spot?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
It is in the sense that he’s not swinging well right now.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Alex Cora
Veteran move.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
It's times like these
I wish the Mets still had Mike Jacobs
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
IAWTC
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions
Mets D picked up K-Rod big-time right there
Pablo also
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
...Is Bowker still in?
Or did he get Bork’d
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 6:54 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
PANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Out?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
PANDA!!!1
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
If you aint hitting
you gotta be picking
Panda!
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 6:54 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Lol, Jon
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
PABLO
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
Tie
doesn’t go to the runner.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
I think he was out.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
He was safe
but he is out
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
by j14 on May 7, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
He was out
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Jon Miller watching the reply said he was out
Therefore, he was definitely out OK?
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Umps want the Giants to win this one.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
usually the other way around.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Yes,
which is why I won’t complain.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
home field advantage
if it was the 1930s lol
by slackersphere17 on May 7, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
unintentional intentional
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
This worked out well in the Phillies' series...
of course, that was Brian Wilson, most shutdown/explosion closer in Baseball.
He was out cause it was Panda
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Throw strikes, Giants pitcher that is awesome
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play
extrabaggs Sandoval is 0-for-13 w/ RISP/2 outs this season. Also batting 2-28 (.071) in May. Strands two more in the 9th. I’ve never seen him so lost.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
Where's Shaggy when you need him?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
With the way Ike has been swinging, I’m okay with the walk.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I know they were pitching around him
but I don’t like putting the winning run on base
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
With the bottom of the order coming up, it might not be a terrible call.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Barajas is named after the Madrid airport
And they both suck out loud
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
Especially if you’re Sergio Romo.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
God damn it
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
FUCK
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
sigh
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Oh, for fuck’s sake, Romo.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
FUCK DAMMIT
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 6:58 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I don't think Romo should have been in here.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Been using him a lot. When he’s tired, his slider hangs. And gets hit a long way.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Who else was there? Medders?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I think Medders was the guy. I suppose that isn’t a better option, really.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That was my reasoning.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Crap
Now all the Sergio haters are going to think they’re right.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Is this his 3rd or 4th time doing this, this year?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Depends on whether you count the Philidelphia game with the twin clanks by Velez.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
And when you throw the same pitch every time, it’s going to hang sometimes. Teams seem to have figured that out.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Sergio Homeromo
Twice is a coincidence, thrice is a pattern.
Sergio Howry
sERAgio Romo
Romosexuals are second class citizens
SergiLOL
yeah, no marriage for you, romosexuals
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 7, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS is true
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
It's ok
not like the Giants would have scored again.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
throws romosexual card in the trash on the way out
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
/leaves
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
I will always be a Romosexual
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
/shuffles feet
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
HERE
Forever
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
I’m back in the closet.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
There was bound to be regression this year, no way I’m giving up on Romo yet
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
THIS
Most of us did not anticipate a lights-out bullpen or a repeat of last year’s performances this year. I am not mad.
Sergio might be subject to Bob Howry mind transfer
Find Howry so they can switch back

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Romo
Never gonna earn the big bucks until he consistently eliminates those hangers from his repertoire.
Until then, Romo is officially Bob Howry 2.0.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
LOL giving K-Rod the win!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
That hurts
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
this year's Howry?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Well, that wasn’t good.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
Fred Lewis has more hits than Panda today
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Easy-to-meet conditions are easy to meet.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Giants 17-8
Romo 0-3
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 7, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions
Bingo
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow I leave for ten minutes and they lose in there.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
NEVER LEAVE AGAIN
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
You have your orders.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
My dog was flipping out :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Couldn’t anyone else have taken care of him?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Did he clap his hands and thank God for that one, too?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
In order to be consistent you'd think he'd thank God for allowing the gopher ball
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions
He is?
He doesn’t walk many batters.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
“Command” is where you can control strikes, right?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
More like an "out of control" specialist
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair a Giants batter would have fouled it off.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Ugh…I think the lack of day off/extra innings/overusage is catching up with the pen…that was brutal
Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!
They’re probably one of the most under used pens in mlb.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
Lineup tomorrow should be
Rowand CF
DeRosa LF
Uribe SS
Huff 1B
Molina C
Scheirholtz RF
Downs 2B
Rohlinger 3B
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
Bowker LF
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bork had a brain
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo does need a day off.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
may as well take it when Wellemeyer is pitching
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Derosa at 2nd with bowker in left?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 7, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Downs is better than DeRosa right now
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be my ideal
But i know it wouldn’t happen
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Wellemeyer P
…
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Mota? Blech.
Even assuming you’re not wrong about Romo (and I think you are), wouldn’t Runzler or Affeldt be the better bets?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
What Alex_Lewis said.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Sigh
Romo has actually pitched really well this season. It’s just those three really horrendous home runs that have hurt.
Also, props to Dirty for finishing 7 innings after a very rough start.
And finally: we gave up 4 home runs today. LOL.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
See, this is what I’m saying (about Romo)
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
The thing is, it is pretty unacceptable for a reliever to give up three home runs like that. And when they come three times in such a short period of time, it’s hard to take.
I still believe, obviously, but those three home runs have definitely been bad.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I still like Romo as the set-up man but damn…if we are in contention for a playoff spot in September it’s going to be hard to not think about stuff like this every time he comes in.
by Into the Void on May 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
This one was the worst, sort of. Seems to bother me the least, tho. The one to Manny was just awful. The other…well, we won that game.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
You can’t just say “he’s pitched great besides these 3 horrible times”
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 7, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, I can:
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/8282/gamelog;_ylt=Am6HCILna5rScEbj6LRiWUGFCLcF
He has pitched great.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
No no no
See when you lose 3 games for us with huge home runs in this short of a span, your stats become less relevant.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 7, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
He has 3 losses. 2 were due to homers. The other was due to bad defense. All pitchers give up home runs.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 7, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Dramatic 9th inning Game-tying HRs vs the Mets
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Shit!
Memories of JT
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Welp, not like the Giants will make the playoffs, but if they do… problems:
1. stolen bases
2. lack of home run hitters
3. shaky bullpen
honorable mention: potentially shitastic offense on any given night
/Sabean waves his hand, saying, “You lunatic fringers are so quick to find fault with my brilliant genius!”
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
There's only one shaky guy -- Medders
and the rest are swervy
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
I would put stolen bases 3rd.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 7, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh come on FP, you can totally hang a 97 mph fastball, are you kidding?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Sarcasm? You can’t hang a non-breaking ball.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 7, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Can someone tell me
If Romo has been really unlucky with homeruns this year? I swear to god every other ball hit in play is a homerun. However, when you throw hanging sliders, isnt that supposed to happen?
He’s given up 3 HR and I think two of them were on high fastballs.
His HR/FB is 10.5% (before the game), which I think is about average.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The other was the Manny Ramirez slider that didn’t slide.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Why must the Mets always make us their bitch the first time we play them?
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SFN/SFN200905140.shtml
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SFN/SFN200905150.shtml
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SFN/SFN200905160.shtml
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Should have signed this guy instead
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

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