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San Francisco Giants at New York Mets, May 7, 2010 4:10 PM PDT


Velez down. Rohlinger up. Bautista up. Renteria on the DL.

And I've seen some disparaging comments about Denny Bautista, but the dude can throw. Now if he's learned how to pitch -- not bloody likely, of course -- he'll be a nice addition to the bullpen. I was rooting for him to make the team over Waldis Joaquin, for what it's worth. Every year some hard-throwing goof turns from a AAAA-guy into a late-inning fixture. Why not Bautista?

Well, other than the talent thing. That was too obvious.


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2010 - Jonathan Sanchez 2-2 5 5 0 0 0 0 29.0 17 8 8 0 18 37 2.48 1.21


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2010 - Mike Pelfrey 4-1 6 5 0 0 1 0 30.0 26 8 8 1 14 21 2.40 1.33

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3 game series vs Mets @ Citi Field

San Francisco Giants
@ New York Mets

Friday, May 7, 2010, 4:10 PM PDT
Citi Field

Jonathan Sanchez vs Mike Pelfrey

Partly cloudy. Winds blowing out to center field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 70.

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Wow, Pelfrey’s K/BB ratio is really unimpressive for someone with an ERA of 2.40

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on May 7, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Not after today

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on May 7, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLIVAN

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOP15

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on May 7, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just wish Sanchez’s wasn’t worse. Of course, Sanchez’s K/9 and H/9 are both amazing right now.

I feel prickishly demanding!

I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.

by giantsfansince1981 on May 7, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pelfrey K/BB: 21/14 = 1.5
Sanchez K/BB: 37/18 = a little more than 2

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on May 7, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He allows a lot of hits, too. The 82.6 LOB% and 4% HR/FB are to blame here. FIP of 3.51 and xFIP of 4.22.

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on May 7, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also has a GB% of 51 percent

There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ

The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?

by Syler on May 7, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

But that’s right in line with his career numbers (career GB% of 50.1%). He’s stranding far more runners (career 70.8% LOB%) and allowing far fewer HRs (career 7.7% HR/FB rate), both of which are luck based, so the Giants shouldn’t let the shiny ERA fool them into thinking he’s suddenly become a great pitcher. FIP and xFIP both say he’s a little better this year than he has been, but not anywhere near 2.40 ERA good.

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on May 7, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

Has Downs played any SS?

by Into the Void on May 7, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Downs

Has played ss.

Adopted father of Brian Bocock, Brad Boyer, Sharlon Schoop, Shane Jordan and Jeremiah Luster,Trey Webb and David Quinowski.

"GM Jack Zduriencik is one of the sharper tools in the shed. Elsewhere in that shed, Brian Sabean continues to pound screws into bricks with a garden rake."

by RichH on May 7, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

wrecking ball

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on May 7, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yess

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on May 7, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love it. wrecked.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 7, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

How does it feel to be made of awesome?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 7, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 7, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

THROW STRIKES, GIANTS PITCHER

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 7, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

GO GIANTS.

Here’s hoping that Aubrey has a big day and pushes Molina’s trundling ass back out of the cleanup spot. Progress!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

You are not thinking like a Bochy

Him having a good day would only confirm that moving him from cleanup was the right move.

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on May 7, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 7, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, but he’s hitting cleanup today. Molina’s out of lineup.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

that was confusing me

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 7, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You win this round Trebek

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on May 7, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot how the rest of it goes

but your mother is a whore!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 7, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anal Bum Cover!

The Rapists!

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on May 7, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree that Molina in the 6 hole is better than in Cleanup

But gotta give credit to Bengie, he has been laying off most first pitches, been seeing more pitches and generally having good ABs.

by Viva Jon Miller on May 7, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not only do we have to give him credit for that, but he has to give himself credit for that. Publically.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid word. Publicly.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pubicly.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh. His approach is improved, but that’s not saying much, and his 9-game hitting streak is masking a rather pedestrian line over the last two series. He had 5 hits in the Philidelphia series, and hasn’t managed another multihit game besides those since we mopped the floor with Haegar in Los Angeles. He’s drawn some walks, but overall I haven’t thought his production has warranted him hitting cleanup over Huff or Uribe (who is slumping a bit now, so it’s somewhat moot).

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

My son’s last demotion improved his hitting a lot! So this visit to Fresno will likely improve his fielding. Logical to me.

proud, yes I said proud, adoptive papa of "Geno" Eugenio Velez

by foothillsfan on May 7, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Poor Fresno

Adopted father of Brian Bocock, Brad Boyer, Sharlon Schoop, Shane Jordan and Jeremiah Luster,Trey Webb and David Quinowski.

"GM Jack Zduriencik is one of the sharper tools in the shed. Elsewhere in that shed, Brian Sabean continues to pound screws into bricks with a garden rake."

by RichH on May 7, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game Gorecast

When the Giants come to town….

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 7, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

They rip the head off the Statue of Liberty and hurl it downtown?

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on May 7, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s bye-bye liberty?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That movie sucked.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t the Statue of Liberty head supposed to be half buried in the sand?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder how many movies have statue of liberty wreckage?

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 7, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't it Iconic?

TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development

by zenbitz on May 7, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like a traffic jam on the Golden Gate Bridge when you’re already late.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last weekend I was stuck in Marin with my kids for 4 hours while some dude contemplated jumping

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on May 7, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe West would have gone out there to tell him to speed it up

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 7, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

after one hour, it is totally reasonable to shoot

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on May 7, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice outing kid

u prolly should have gotten rags to go out there n tell the guy to work on his mechanics

by slackersphere17 on May 7, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you think?

by Cheeeese! on May 7, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a well researched fact that monsters/storms/unknown destructive forces tend to seek out major monuments just to make a point

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on May 7, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a terrible movie.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pelfrey had shoulder tightness after his last start and had an MRI. The results were negative but some thought he should skip this start. Something to keep an eye on.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on May 7, 2010 3:21 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Win!

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 7, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

No moar VRRRRROOOOOOMMMMMM

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Bautista

Career BB/9 of 4.9. The dude sucks ass.

Relief pitchers who do not throw strikes get kicked in the nuts. There will be much wailing about this guy in short order.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 7, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Which will give the team the perfect excuse to recall Velez.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 teams in 6 years

…Hopefully the Giants can channel his arm, but I’m not expecting much.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 3:39 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Urban and F.P. are so bad on the pregame that I’d rather have Bip Roberts back.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Bip Says:

Score more runs than the other team, and you will win.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on May 7, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought he said you just need to win each inning?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 7, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good.

this too. i had forgotten about that

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on May 7, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

If the Giants win the most inning, they will win the game. Science.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIANTS NEED TO WIN MORE INNINGS

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 7, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez Down

Called up in exactly 72 hours from now.

by Nnamdi Asomugha on May 7, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we get one of these?

2005-2009, batted over .300 all 5 years with 2 batting crowns
2008-2009, on base over .400 both years (and .432 in 2007)
Plays premium defensive position (Center Field)
Steals 40 bags

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-sy-KN_fGo

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 7, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

DO WANT

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on May 7, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MONTAGE MUSIC

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 7, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the second straight game I'm rooting against my pokemonz pitcher

And I also own Johan, so I’ll be doing it again soon.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 7, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I have David Price and Jonathan Sanchez going today. GO TEAM GO!

The rest of my team has been playing fucking awful, though.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have 4 dudes throwing today including sanchez

Buehrle, Jered Weaver, and Gio Gonzalez. I need BIG things from my pokemonz today

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on May 7, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking about sitting Gio

I don’t really trust him fully, much less against the best team in MLB…

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 7, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just have Buehrle today

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on May 7, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was doing well

Then my pitchers started to crap the bed. Johan met the Phillies and then I sat Jaime Garcia when he went in to Philadelphia and he pitched great…

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 7, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was doing well until Aaron Hill, Joe Mauer, Nelson Cruz, Jair Jurrjens, and Justin Duchscherer all got hurt, and Pablo Sandoval, Adam Lind and Ben Sheets all started slumping like ass (not to mention Aaron Hill’s post-return ass-slump).

I also had Sheets, Sanchez, and Scott Baker pitch last week. Wheeeeeee!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, I had Johan last week as well!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have Ubaldo!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 7, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

You might want to start sitting Sheets. He’s not your future.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 7, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m giving him a couple of benched starts to see if his season has an uptick. If he can be good, he can be reaaaally good, so I might as well at least try to wait it out. Also, there aren’t that many attractive FA options out there right now.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Price and CJ Wilson.

by Hobbes2d on May 7, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no emoticon that can express how I am feeling right now.

by chilibean_3 on May 7, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

:DDDDDDD

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on May 7, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 7, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does she fart a heart?

If so, then, yes, that IS how I am feeling.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 7, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

But do your farts smell like bubblegum?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That depends on the flavor of the bubblegum.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 7, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did that thing just fart a heart?

by chilibean_3 on May 7, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looking at that gif makes me feel weird.

by chilibean_3 on May 7, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

fart heart 109

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on May 7, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WANT THIS GREEN’D

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I almost Blue’d myself

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 7, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTFC

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 3:42 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Velez sent down, dance!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Animated Gifs

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on May 7, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Animated Gifs

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on May 7, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

PUNKY!

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on May 7, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, subject line.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 7, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

she’s purty, but out of context

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 7, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Punky Brewster (Modern Style)

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on May 7, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hardly the point, though.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry- I posted a GIF of Punky dancing in response to the 49er16 post of Larry David dancing and “walkoff baltimore chop” accurately commented, “Punky”. So I posted this modern pic of her… Sorry- this whole thing has turned into a clusterfuck…

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on May 7, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t sweat it—I just don’t think anyone wants this to turn into a porn site

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 7, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's not be too hasty...

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 7, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear you, but I’m not sure a picture of Punky Brewster in a bathing suit qualifies as porn outside of Tehran that is…

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on May 7, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should talk to my HR dept.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing is

it happened.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 7, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The subject line is just a courtesy for those of us viewing at work.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like me?

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on May 7, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the rest of us.

I’m not calling you out. I just don’t need my manager seeing girls in bikinis on my screen.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am 100% sorry

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on May 7, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry about it. I’m really not trying to make you feel bad about it. Just giving a heads up for subject line awareness.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

got it… don’t feel bad. just learning

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on May 7, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should have a telethon for subject line awareness.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Subject line please.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

+ 1 This makes me almost as happy as hearing that the Raiders cut J. Russell loose. ;)

by APGiantsFan on May 7, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL RAIDERS FAN

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 7, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LETS GET THIS SERIES OFF TO A GREAT START:

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 7, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I still think Pelfrey is injured and not telling his team.

This may be a very interesting game.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 7, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I donno if this has been said before..

But the MLB.tv ap for the PS3 is UNREAL.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 7, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

the WHAT!?

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on May 7, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh boy.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on May 7, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unreal

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 7, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you have MLB.tv and a PS3

Get it quick, it’s free and streams at 720p

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 7, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

FREE?

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on May 7, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

you need to have mlb.tv

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 7, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Awesome….sooooo awesome

by Viva Jon Miller on May 7, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING NOOZ

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 7, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's great though

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 7, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap

Urban just said we’ll see Velez again. Wait, good thing I don’t believe him.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 3:41 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

He bangs the Velez drum!!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 7, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

He bangs is slowly.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breaking: Velez to take Lincecum's spot because Timmy is still unhappy about the arbitration situation

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 7, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Whatever”

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 7, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we’ll see him again in Fresno.

Speaking of which, this means when I go to the Chuk this month, I’ll have to see him play. Argh.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Velez plays at the Chuk like he did in SF

They’ll rename it to the UpChuk

I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers

by IanRogue on May 7, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

ICWYDT

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’ll see him again when DeRosa hits the DL after hurting himself trying to play himself out of his slump.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wondered why the Season Preview thread got so quiet.

by Cheeeese! on May 7, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

me too

then I looked at the time and thought “OH GOD DAMNIT”

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 7, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

How will the team survive with one of its cornerstones down in Fresno

by DFARowand on May 7, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I know!

Call up Posey already!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 7, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whose this Posey guy? I was talking about the great Eugenio Velez

by DFARowand on May 7, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

They won't

DOOM!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody post the Molina / ESPN /Sportscenter / Chariots of Fire thing?
I haven’t seen it anywheres.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 7, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Henry Schulman burned all footage of this incident.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT WAS AN OUTRAGE! THE MOST DIRESPECTFUL DISPLAY I’VE EVER SEEN!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hank sure got steamed about that.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on May 7, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT WAS RIDICULOUS!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE SHOULD WATCH CARTOONS INSTEAD

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 7, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s slow. get over it.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 7, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I figured it was done intentionally cuz then Bengie’ll get all depressed and not play well this weekend, thus enabling the Mets to win.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 7, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Season Preview thread.

Long story short (at least from my point of view) Schulman’s an idiot.

by Cheeeese! on May 7, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve done some lazy looking, can’t find it. Would like to.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 7, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Urban said David Wright is off to a bad start

When is having a .985 OPS a bad start?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 7, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Thumb

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on May 7, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

After a slow start this year, Wright takes a nine-game hitting streak into the Giants series, which has lifted his season average to .286. He homered for the fourth time during the six-game road trip Wednesday against the Cincinnati Reds. Wright has seven long balls this season, tied with catcher Rod Barajas for the team lead. Wright didn’t reach that homer total until July 31 last season, when he finished with only 10 homers.

via ESPN New York

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well there ya go.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 7, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate’s getting love from Dave Cameron (from FanGraphs) on the TMI Blog on ESPN:

Link

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

What did he say about his .426 BABIP?

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on May 7, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

From watching the games, I’d say that yes his BABIP is abnormally high and he’s clearly on a hot streak, but I think it’s more a product of him making solid contact and doing a good job of pulling the ball, rather than getting lucky and picking up bloops.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

SIGNS OF DEVELOPMENT!!

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on May 7, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lineup

CF Rowand
LF DeRosa
3B Sandoval
1B Huff
SS Uribe
RF Schierholtz
2B Downs
C Whiteside
P J Sanchez

What ever happened to our opening day right fielder? What was his name again??

by DimaK on May 7, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

i thought i heard something...

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on May 7, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ortmeier.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mjolnir?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on May 7, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hammer time!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE HAD HIS CHANCE

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 7, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta throw him out there tomorrow against Johan Santana and help him get out of the slump

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 7, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Predictable

Bengie in cleanup and Bowker getting 50 at bats to prove himself before being relegated to the bench.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 7, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sustainable

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 7, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa gets a couple hits,

and all of a sudden he deserves to bat second.

by D4P on May 7, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

PROFESSIONAL HITTER

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t get it. Why not Schierholtz batting second? Is Boch waiting for him to qualify for the batting title?

by RUSirius on May 7, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://blog.washingtonpost.com/clicktrack/2010/05/jeff_magnum_of_neutral_milk_ho.html

Recap, plus videos of Oh Comely and A Baby For Pree

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on May 7, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah been listening on PF

Wish he had played engine…or come out with any new material for that matter

by Viva Jon Miller on May 7, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently he did play Engine. There just isn’t a video.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on May 7, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh man, this would have been awesome.

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 7, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needz moar Vroom

if for nothing else than comic relief. Really, though, we don’t need so many pitchers.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 7, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I see Kruk & Kuip actually dress up for the New York games.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Concert not til 9!

WOOHOO more torture for me!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 7, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait

the SAWX AND YANKS are playing tonight, right? I didn’t think other baseball games were allowed on such nights.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 7, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it’s a bank holiday!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

like Miller said about 45 minutes ago—after the Giants game, we can switch over and catch them starting up the 5th inning…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 7, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Scarf Night!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

dude that looks like a redwing logo

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

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by jctGamer on May 7, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SHARKS INEVITABLE COLLAPSE

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 7, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would appear that they have a Dust-iny all of their own.

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on May 7, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIT YOUR MOUTH

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

my, bad, it would appear I accidentally misspelled “destiny”. Weird.

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on May 7, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reverse jinx

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT GONNA WATCH THIS GAME CUZ YANKS-REDSOX AMIRITE

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 7, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

/barfs

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on May 7, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh damn

Real baseball is being played tonight?!

by Viva Jon Miller on May 7, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 hour games are the only real games!

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 7, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 hours…..was that a rainout?

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on May 7, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 innings.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's like a chess match! Every pitch is critical! They've earned the right!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was Miller on KNBR awhile ago saying “We’ll finish our game here, go back to the hotel, and still be able to catch the last 5 or 6 innings of the [Yankee/RedSox] game.”

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 7, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s also like chess, because most fans from Boston and NY don’t actually know anything about it.

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.

by AXmrdrir on May 7, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zing!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck their east coast bias

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 7, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today on ESPN, they were actually talking up the AMAZING matchup of an overrated Phil Hughes and an over the hill Josh Beckett. Hilarious.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift+A

Fuck those half-breed Mets

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 7, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I would recommend adjusting the color on the cigar for next time.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 7, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL our 6-7-8 hitters all have OPS’s over 1.000

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 7, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Now I use my secret weapon!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still not good enough to hit in the top half of the order.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

to be fair

there’s nothing in any of their past performances that suggests any of them will be able to sustain this.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 7, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

shift A

im in the line that thinks bautista will be good

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m in the line that thinks he’s already great for getting Velez DFA’d.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 7, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Pelfrey plays right into the Giants strengths.

Said without irony.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 7, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Panda should be able to get some hits tonight.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 7, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda needs a damn day off already.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 7, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll play himself out of this slump or get tired and cranky trying.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or get injured…which is what I’m mainly concerned about.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 7, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

So with Pelfrey how many DPS tonight? 5? 6?

by DFARowand on May 7, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Geez. Looking at the Mets’ lineup, it mystifies me just how much this team can underperform.

…Oh right. The pitching staff.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

has the no-hitter started yet?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 7, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 7, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

rowandd

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on May 7, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWAND WUZ ROBBED!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 7, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

GOSH DARNIT

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Flushing

Great name for a town!

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on May 7, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Flushing Meadows… that can’t be good for the plumbing.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great inning

Jeez

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

wow: “Wife of Dodgers owner gets $637,000 a month.” How ever will she live on such a pittance?

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by Merope on May 7, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d love to find out!

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by can of corn on May 7, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

…seriously

Hell, I’d be willing to experiment with the deprivations of living on $637,000 a YEAR.

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by Merope on May 7, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

How much is he living on?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, Panda.

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 7, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Dang

he isn’t fooling anyone though

by Viva Jon Miller on May 7, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Luis Castillo is pissing me off.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
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by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 4:15 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Well, that was fast.

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by can of corn on May 7, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

twss

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Giants that was quick.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 7, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Sick, 11 pitches

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on May 7, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad.

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by satyricrash on May 7, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Castillo is looking decidedly Eckstein-y. Let’s save ourselves a lot of grief and take him out on some of those double plays we will inevitably hit into.

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo is pressing =/

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by Viliphied on May 7, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

He really needs a day off. Really.

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by can of corn on May 7, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, hopefully tomorrow he gets a day off

It should easier to do with RR on the team now.

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by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 4:19 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

i actually like seeing derosa in the 2 spot. he at least worked a full count.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 7, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, a typical 1st inning.

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by can of corn on May 7, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I’ve said, the first time through the lineup is just a formality.

But look at next inning! Huff, Uribe, Schierholtz. I find that encouraging.

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your San Francisco Giants!!!!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has Pablo had a day off yet other than the days the whole team didn’t have a game?

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 7, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

no

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by capn on May 7, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

We cannot test my theory of Pelfrey being injured

IF YOU DO NOT TAKE SOME FREAKING PITCHES!

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 7, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

First pitch strikes are good.

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s so windy here that my building is whistling in the wind.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s only one thing that I like and that is whistling in the dark.

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by Merope on May 7, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is the only thing you like in the whole world?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

6 of 11 pitches to DeRosa only.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on May 7, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

tough to complain about Rowand’s AB since he got robbed on a hard liner

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on May 7, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finish him Dirty

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 7, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Huff telling Downs to back the fuck off!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 7, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Quick outs for our pitcher are nice.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Reyes hitting almost as well as DeRosa this season

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--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 7, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Jinx

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the 3rd spot? Wow – that’s like a Bochy lineup.

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by can of corn on May 7, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poop.

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by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

blah.

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by satyricrash on May 7, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez is up in the zone…

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 7, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck, no hitter gone

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by DJ Tofu on May 7, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

At least we don’t have to freak out over it today.

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just give Reyes third base already.

by Every6thDay on May 7, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

GRR

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on May 7, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

PREDICTABLE

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 7, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

why are we watching the giants game guys?

the yankees are playing the red sox. BEST RIVALRY IN SPORTS!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

IT WOULD BE NICE IF WE, YOU KNOW, THREW SOMEONE OUT ONCE IN AWHILE

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by bondslegend on May 7, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

CHEATING THE GAME

Pitch to the situation — you’ve got two outs. Play manball and get a strikeout!

by Every6thDay on May 7, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like manball.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 7, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck really a SB already?

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 7, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

It is embarrassing.

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by can of corn on May 7, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Met ran rampant on us last year. I expect it to happen again. At least Whiteside has an arm.

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Mets. If the Met was running on us, that would be weird.

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 7, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINNISH HYMNS

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by satyricrash on May 7, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 7, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Robin Roberts holds the record for most homers allowed.

Who knew?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 7, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Crepe.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I dislike that man.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 4:24 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Well crap

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 7, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

That ball was killed.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 7, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice! Get their cold hitters hot!

by Every6thDay on May 7, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

My nephew-in-sin is a big Mets fan. When he asked me what I thought about the series, I told him that our pitchers would get Bay out of his slump. I hate being right.

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by can of corn on May 7, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you Jason Bay

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 7, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

poop

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Over

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

the no-hitter over?

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on May 7, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

JASON BAY HATES THE HOMOS

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 7, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha ha stupid Mets – that stolen base was meaningless!

Wait.

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by satyricrash on May 7, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Pfft. Not a good inning. We lose the inning. Bip would be sad.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

damn i was thinking at the beginning of this ab, that i hope the giants aren’t the team to bring bay out of his slump.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 7, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

The Mets line up looks like Bochy put it together

by DFARowand on May 7, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

GET THE BALL DOWN, JONATHAN.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CITI FIELOLD

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on May 7, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't like when other teams' slumping hitters do well against us in their first AB of the night

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on May 7, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

GROUND ATTACK

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by satyricrash on May 7, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CLEANUP HITTER!!!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

When your cleanup hitter is leading off, he's not the cleanup hitter

his job is to get on

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 7, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CLEANUP HITTER

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 7, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BUNT SINGLE

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP MACHINE

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 7, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

AubrLOL!

Ground attack go!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HUFF!!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 7, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

We lost that inning, right?

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'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 7, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOM!

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

That really happened.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 7, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Bunting!

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 4:27 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Our clean up hitters bunt!

by DFARowand on May 7, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell just happened. Working on Gameday and it says Huff just singled on a groundball to the pitcher?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on May 7, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

He bunted. Fantastic.

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

no way

Huff? hahahahahaha.,

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 7, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would be the long and the short of it

by furikawari on May 7, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

/New York media rips Huff

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 7, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHICKENSHIT!! – Bob Brenly

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by satyricrash on May 7, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was awesome!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on May 7, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

kinda makes you like him. I always did when he was a good pokemonz.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 7, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Productive out?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

IN SCORING POSITION

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 7, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez could have bunted for a single any time he wanted to, he just prefers dingers

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by DJ Tofu on May 7, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Productive!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll say this again: Uribe is playing hurt. He needs a day off.

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

who’s the backup shortstop right now? Downs?

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on May 7, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rohlinger, now.

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rohlinger!

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by can of corn on May 7, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

/giants call up rohlinger

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 7, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: lebron james's elbow is healthy

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

SEZ WHO?

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'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 7, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

says 16 points in the first quarter

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh.

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 7, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Perkins body checking him made him mad

by DFARowand on May 7, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that first pitch will be his best pitch to hit.

by Every6thDay on May 7, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Quiet hitting it to Castillo.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

*Quit

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate, that was not great. I am disappointed in you. You should be benched.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t give Bochy any ideas.

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's because he's not in the 8 hole

/Bork science

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 4:32 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Oh Nate :(

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 7, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GROUND BALLS

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on May 7, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

matt "double" downs

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on May 7, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Back 2 Back Productive outs!

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 4:31 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

ground attack!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 7, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

His personal life is none of our business

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K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 4:33 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

pelfry has zero respect for matt downs

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 7, 2010 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Lame.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Fook.

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Downs

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

grumble.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 7, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

bah

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 7, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Well fuck

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 7, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Ground attack outflanked

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 7, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: I see no one having any problem with this
Jesus Christ is regularly depicted as a supporting character on one of Comedy Central’s staple programs, "South Park," but now he might star in his own animated series.

The network announced their programming plans for the upcoming year Thursday, and among some of the shows in the script development phase is a half-hour cartoon called "JC."

The series would be about "JC (Jesus Christ) wanting to escape his father’s enormous shadow and to live life in NYC as a regular guy. A lot has changed in 2000 years and he is the ultimate fish out of water," according to a press release. "Meanwhile his all-powerful yet apathetic father would rather be playing video games than listening to JC recount his life in the city. JC is a playful take on religion and society with a sprinkle of dumb."

It’s important to note that script development is the very earliest stage a program can be in, said Comedy Central’s Senior Vice President of Corporate Communications Steve Albani in a statement to CNN.

In fact, this stage is so early, Comedy Central’s Albani "wanted to emphasize that projects at the script deal level are several levels away from being greenlit to series and appearing on air … most script deals do not even get a pilot order, the next step in the development process."

Link

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by scout6 on May 7, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

This has a lot of potential to be really bad.

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by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on May 7, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heard about that the other day

It might be amusing for an episode, but I see the jokes running out.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 7, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey guys! I’m Jesus! I can turn water into stuff! Yay!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

I’ve never watched anything on Comedy Central and I don’t foresee starting now.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 7, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

I’ve never watched anything on Comedy Central and I don’t foresee starting now.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 7, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

missing out.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 7, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmmm

are you a white male over 40?

by okonomiyaki on May 7, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUTURAMA!

JUNE 24TH

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by scout6 on May 7, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yay!

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by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 7, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard they're having new voices though

:(

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by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 4:41 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Nope, got the whole gang back. They were talking about going cheaper and recasting, but eventually everybody agreed.

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by can of corn on May 7, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

Well then I am quite happy.

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 4:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Dumb

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

People got all wacked out over things like LoTR and that Harry Potter thing, I’m sure if it gets to production there will be boycotts and protests.

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by Merope on May 7, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ‘Jesus is a regular guy but also the son of God’ joke has already been killed by Family Guy/Seth McFarlane.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on May 7, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Is Muhammad next? It’s only fair.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on May 7, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t like that inning.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 7, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

94 mph, probably not going to hit that anyway. See you in the 4th inning, Giants “offense”!

by Every6thDay on May 7, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

But, you forgot the 3rd…Oh I see.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 7, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL TOP OF ORDER

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by ringleader3 on May 7, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re scoring nearly 5 runs a game so far.

If our lineup weren’t so predictable, it would be 7.5.

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LITERALLY

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by ringleader3 on May 7, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED FOR THINGS TO PLAY OUT DIFFERENTLY THAT INNING!

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on May 7, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

nah.

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by ringleader3 on May 7, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH

No no hitter for Pelfrey!

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by grape on May 7, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, stupid no golf today

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by grape on May 7, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, stupid mets announcers

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by grape on May 7, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

where were you going to golf?

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by ringleader3 on May 7, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincoln, maybe GG. My mates fell through.

And I’m already kinda buzzed. :(

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by grape on May 7, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Giants game, that’s good.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 7, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and I like playing the Mets.

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by grape on May 7, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lebron has 21 points in the first quarter

by DFARowand on May 7, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

PFPs Sanchy!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh poop.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 7, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Boom goes the dynamite

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on May 7, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS OVER

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 7, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

son of a BITCH.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 7, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

booooo

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on May 7, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Sanchez

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Crapoop!

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 7, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re getting the bad Sanchez today, it seems.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, and good thing we brought up that extra pitcher today.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. About bad Sanchez and an extra pitcher.

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by can of corn on May 7, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re like two kernels in an ear.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh dear.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 7, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck! I’m melting…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 7, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

GET. THE FUCKING. BALL DOWN. SANCHEZ.

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

REGRESSION IS A BITCH

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

This is annoyingly accurate

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That looked like a popup off the bat.

Didn’t sound like it, but looked like it.

I thought this ballpark was big?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 7, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

just the way it seemed to go straight up.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 7, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not liking how this game is going so far.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 7, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe I’ll just go and take that nap the Benadryl is requesting.

Don't get it?
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by Merope on May 7, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh sticks.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Fiddle?

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by can of corn on May 7, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something like that.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on May 7, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

This is quite frustrating.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Sanchez

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS GAME IS OVER x2

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 7, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

ESPN.com sez:

“REEL” GNATS SHO UP IN NY — PHILLY WINS WERE FLOOK

by Every6thDay on May 7, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

No, seriously. Sanchez hasn’t thrown a strike on the lower half yet.

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

sigh.

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'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 7, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 4:38 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

So, uh

Stop that.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 7, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LT says

I dont like this game.
Its not a very good game.

to be or not to be in this thing.

by baybombers on May 7, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Against my better judgement...

“Anyone know where I can buy a 16 year old?”

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 7, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poocrap

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 7, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Put in Bautista!

Then Sanchez can start again in a couple of days!

/doesn’t understand baseball

by Every6thDay on May 7, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Get WeLOLemeyer warming up.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t he be pitching mañana.

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by Merope on May 7, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey! Remember that time Sanchez threw the no hitter?

That was great!

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Still might early and thankfully both were 1-run dingers only

by nofreetime on May 7, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

no

freak out with us

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

check the grammar. he is freaking out a bit, just hiding it well =)

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by ringleader3 on May 7, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

"twisted syntax and funky grammar reveal much"-Confucious

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

poop shit

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

redundant post is redundant

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now he’s throwing low strikes. There we go.

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG 3-0 we'll never come back from this

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 7, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope.

Pelfrey looks perfectly dominant tonight.

by Every6thDay on May 7, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LULZ, this is going well.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 7, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Um..

Sanchez is not doing well this inning.

I feel we might lose this inning.

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by grape on May 7, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Really? We gave up back-to-backers off their 7 and 8 hitters? Who are these guys, the Giants?

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Pelfrey is making him work

by randolphforpresident on May 7, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

la la la everything’s fine

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by shanghaijim on May 7, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

/won’t make the ESPN highlight reel

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but there won’t be room for it with all the Castilla defense and Mets dingers.

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

SC Highlight Commentary

And the Metropolitans hang on to take one from the team with the best record in the National League. Wait, who the fuck are the San Francisco Giants? I thought the Giants played football.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, that’s the Padres. That’s correct I’m sure, no need to check it.

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Great play Downs

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Downs redeems some of the badness of this inning!

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by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 7, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

DOWNS!

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

How the hell did Downs get to that and make the out! He’s MAGIC inside!

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by can of corn on May 7, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Makes Y-incision. Nope, no magic. Just bowels.

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by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAGIC BOWELS!

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by can of corn on May 7, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Y-Incision?

I would have gone with a TIE

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 7, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy shit Downs! What a play

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by Goofus on May 7, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I ♥ MATT DOWNS

trade f. sanchez

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by shanghaijim on May 7, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Do the Pirates have an MiLB pitching?

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 7, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

My son

is not having a good day. Where are those damn adoption papers anyway?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 7, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

He's not from Russia

You can’t send him back

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by Goofus on May 7, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Planes go lots of places. Just buy the kid a seat and problem solved.

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PERSONAL CATCHER!

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Whiteside last more than two pitches?

I mean, if he does, it will surely be a K, but the Giants “hitters” might feel the need to press here, now that they’re down by an insurmountable 3 runs.

by Every6thDay on May 7, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Downs has upside!

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff heard there's magic inside

…so he keeps “rubbing the lantern” to release the magic

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by Goofus on May 7, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

yay fleshlight (sfoakbay hide your eyes)

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by shanghaijim on May 7, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red rocket! Red rocket!

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

And goes blind.

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by can of corn on May 7, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

37 pitches through 2 IP

this is going well.

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by scout6 on May 7, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Almost MEH!dders time

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing we have 53425 relievers now

DENNY BAUTISTA TO THE RESCUE

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 7, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate other team dingerz.

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 7, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Dinger.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 7, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with both of these comments.

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jaymee Sire

VROOOOOOOMMM

i don’t think i spelled her name right

by furikawari on May 7, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s spelled just right.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey now Eli!

Let’s get it started.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Gonna go scrub a toilet

Gotta be better than the game so far.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 7, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Drinking the water from the toilet would be better than the game so far.

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gonna scrub a toilet (gonna scrub a toilet)
Like my poppa taught me (like my poppa taught me)
Gonna scrub a toilet down in Mississippi

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 7, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saw it on a plane to Tel Aviv last week.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 7, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

white side???

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on May 7, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

WHITESIDES

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Doubleside

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

MR WHITESIDE

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 7, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Mr. Whiteside!

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 4:46 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

WHO NEEDS BUSTER

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 7, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

dont tell Bochy that

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 7, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!

Shutup spray in my face!

by Every6thDay on May 7, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

COMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'M DOING JUST FINE

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 7, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Jealousy… turning me against Pelfry.

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by cheno on May 7, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

No room on this team for Buster

by DFARowand on May 7, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside’s all, "OPS THAT, BITCHES!

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

or can he...

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on May 7, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He Can!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

See Bochy was right! It has nothing to do with the hitter, it is the 8th spot that is hot!

by nofreetime on May 7, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

The wisdom of the Bork

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wooh! The power of the Whitesides!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

was his hair ever not white on the sides [(and top)and back]

by slackersphere17 on May 7, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, but sidewhites are awesome.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome back Old Sanch!

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by cheno on May 7, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Good bunt.

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 4:47 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

LOL #8 HITTER

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on May 7, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

alright

Now lets get that run home

by Viva Jon Miller on May 7, 2010 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

10 AM GAMES?

early games are early

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNZ!

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on May 7, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Runz

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

just experimentin

HEY DAVE FLEMMING ARE YOU READING THIS RIGHT NOW?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 7, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

In play:

Run(s) and out(s)!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to get one back Giants!

by nofreetime on May 7, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants Baseball: Backloading the offense since 2010.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE MONEY LIES IN THE PRODUCTIVE OUTS

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand with the RIBEYE

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 4:48 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

not insurmountable?

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by shanghaijim on May 7, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Interesting concept

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLrosa

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is DeRosa?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

But why is DeRosa?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he's a good play?

Usually the ‘Why is’ question is reserved for useless players, like Velez and Ishikawa.

DeRosa is not useless.

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 7, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, he’s not, but something is wrong with him right now. His swing is all sorts of messed up and I have a feeling that he might be hurt. So why is he still playing every day and not being given a chance to get healthy?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s dropping his shoulder and his swing is looping, putting him under the ball. Thus the pop-ups. It is a problem that DeRosa has noticed and is working on.

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

loop=hitch

see videos in my fanpost

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 7, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch.

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by cheno on May 7, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but he's pulling his groin perpetually

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

derosa's wrist is filled with sawdust

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeesh

Jeez guys, how many times is Eli Whiteside gonna have to bail us out

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2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 7, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Tends to become necessary when Sanchez pitches.

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do all of DeRosa’s outs look the same. He’s falling away while swatting a weak pop-up to right.

by nofreetime on May 7, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

big hitch, late to the ball

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 7, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s wasn’t a weak pop-up, but sure.

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Routine fly ball, which may sound like splitting hairs, but it means he’s getting closer to getting the meat of the bat on the ball. Which I consider improvement, even if it hasn’t paid off so far tonight.

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

RBI Groundout – The Giants Way!

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 7, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Guys. DeRosa figured it out last night. Can’t you tell

by DFARowand on May 7, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, that was way premature of Kruk, probably a lot of wishful thinking

by nofreetime on May 7, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

VERA WANG!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 7, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Tryna Fuck!

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Macarthur Park!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 7, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jurassic Park!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think he saurus?

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by shanghaijim on May 7, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

im 12 years old and what is this?

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geez, this commercial

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 7, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

um?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 7, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

/shift-A

Please tell me the bad Sanchez didn’t show up.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

ok, we wont say anything

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by ringleader3 on May 7, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad Sanchez showed up for the 2nd inning.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAH

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 IP no Ks

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 7, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

How bad were the pitches he threw that ended up being homers?

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

And as a result, the batters weren’t chasing his stuff down out of the zone.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to Fangraphs,

DeRosa has been worth negative $700,000 so far this season.

by D4P on May 7, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

They calculate monetary value based on WAR.

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

One WAR is usually valued at around $4-4.5M.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was closer to $3 million?

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

They probably devalued it since I checked last.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does $/WAR scale linerally?

Don’t they say it does?

It doesn’t make intuitive sense that it should

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on May 7, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure

I would think that it does, to a point. Obviously, it works best for the middle 95% of players and doesn’t apply to the Jason Heywards and Albert Pujolses of the world.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

which is where it is most important

Intuitively, a guy who is worth 4 WAR should be worth more than 2 guys worth 2 WAR

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 7, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He sould write each of us a check for the annoyance he's caused us.

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Sandoval's arm

It’s so much fun to watch him throw

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 7, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

FTFY

I’m an ass, man.

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by ringleader3 on May 7, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

^ was thinking this ^

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

even today?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 7, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip hates Mr. Met

can these guys make me like them more.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 7, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Did the words "Moron", "Cretin", "Abysmal Game Tactician" come up?

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Close

it was something along the lines of “What does he do? Walks around with a big head that’s it.”

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 7, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ground ball Sanchez is a nice adjustment when he doesn’t have his best stuff.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

oh hai Jason Bay

I still wish you were our left fielder

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 7, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

ONLY ONE DINGER(Z)

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

“He walks around with a big head”

Were Kruk & Kuip talking about Mr. Met or Bork?

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
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by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 4:55 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

We won the inning!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Outstanding!

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

52 pitches through 3

It…could be worse

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on May 7, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, we could be playing in the democratic republic of congo

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 7, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Excuse me. Democratic Republic of Congo is now New Zanzibar.

I’m sorry. Democratic Republic of Congo is now Pepsi Presents New Zanzibar."

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can no longer play RISK without a tinge of WTF?

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

16 pitch inning

progress?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 7, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

par

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on May 7, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Lady GaGa

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 7, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

So confused, so thanks for the subject line.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I'm lost too

I need to do my biannual recap of pop culture.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 7, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s one of her “lyrics”

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 7, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Feel old, sad

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 7, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

coming from the guy who started his day on Beer Tour.

Stop making the rest of us feel even older.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 7, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too, as I wouldn't know Lady Gaga if I bumped into her at an Outhouse Steakback

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

the way she dresses, you might.

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 7, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 7, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seeking to cure what’s deep inside, I suppose

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

Just sent that to people.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 7, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

same

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on May 7, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you, you are so helpful

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 7, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

now I want to check out lemonparty

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 7, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. You don’t

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, fuck me, I just went to that site. I am now blind, but the image will haunt me forever

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that Sabean's folly?

Google/Wiki is your friend.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 7, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll see your Gaga and raise you a rickroll

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

Never gonna, never gonna

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

groundout
flyout
strikeout

by Every6thDay on May 7, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

2 for 2

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 7, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol… you suck

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 7, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

check
check

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol pablo :(

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on May 7, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Hack

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

give the panda a day off

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda tears.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Pablo.

/sigh

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Bunt it Huff!!!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on May 7, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit it well. Reyes had him shaded that way anyways.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

wait wut

he bunted for a single?

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 7, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff should've bunted

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 4:59 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Still… 3 pitches 2 outs sucks, no matter how you slice it.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jazzy

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon Nate, just like yesterday — tie it up!

by nofreetime on May 7, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Jazzy base hit

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Jazzy

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 7, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Juggernate is broken now that he’s not the #8 hitter.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey guys what's going on in this gameday thread

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 7, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re losing innings. :(

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

need a new one please

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 7, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

ITS A BUM (thread)

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 7, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

-quick innings
-pablo needs a day off
-huff bunted

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

/109 responses to jponry

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thumbs. Pick em up. Meat

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddammit Nate

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 7, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes, please.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Yikes! Ron Darling is reading all of Eli’s signs

by Every6thDay on May 7, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s no one on 2nd. So he isn’t going through a series of signs

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn't the lack of subterfuge,

but just the fact that the information was being conveyed aurally.

by Every6thDay on May 7, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

that happens with some regularity.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 7, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchy!

That is incorrect!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh God damn it Sanchez.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Johan might. I don’t think the rest of them do. Cain was very apologetic about the whole thing.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin, you cant just make up words.

by aaroncallagher on May 7, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

uegoogalizer

a word only used by people who are really really ridiculously good looking, aaron

by slackersphere17 on May 7, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bah.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

CSN BA loves to show people getting drilled in the head.

David Wright
Aaron Rowand
Nate Schierholtz
Joey Martinez

by furikawari on May 7, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Dirty is not looking good today

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 7, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

ELI!

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 7, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Sidewhites!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

See ya Wright

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

ELI

If that was Bengie, Wright would be safe

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 7, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

ELI

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Hosed

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Eli! kerpow!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 7, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

CLEARLY CAN'T CALL A GOOD GAME

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

PITCHERS LOVE BENGIE

BENGIE LOWERS ERA

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 7, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

All pitchers everywhere love Bengie and have confidence in him.

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Flashes the “HR” sign too often.

by D4P on May 7, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sooooo, his CS% is now 16%?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 7, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez finally helped him out. Did a almost slide step

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL POSEY

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 7, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey would’ve given up American secrets to the Russians.

by Every6thDay on May 7, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Wright

And you FAILcoeur

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 5:07 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

STFD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 7, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

S(anchez)TF(inally)D

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

you gotta be fucking kidding me

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 7, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

wow =/

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on May 7, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Sir

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 7, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF SANCHEZ

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 7, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Frenchy!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh mother fucker.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

So this Davis guy.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 7, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Grant for this.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

And...

Phhhhtphh.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 7, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow wtf

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Well shit

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 7, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU IKE

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck sticks.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 7, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

JUST HIT 'EM NEXT TIME

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

So, uhh, who was Grant's hitter to watch again?

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 5:08 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

OMG GRANT!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when Jonathan Sanchez threw the Giants’ first no-hitter in thirty years?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 7, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

No

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 7, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can say that again

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on May 7, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when Jonathan Sanchez threw the Giants’ first no-hitter in thirty years?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 7, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, yes

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 7, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can say that again

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Giants.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 7, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

So wait

Throwing fat ones down the middle thigh-high is NOT the way to get the other guys out?

Someone tell Jonathan.

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 7, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Another HR?

Jeez Jonathan. Still a 3 run defecit would not be a death sentence for most teams.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 7, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

It’ll take the Giants’ 19 innings to grit together three runs.

by Every6thDay on May 7, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s weird to see hitters that can do something with mistake pitches

by Every6thDay on May 7, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOUD NOISES!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’RE YELLING ABOUT!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEW THREAD NEW THREAD

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/7/1462964/thread-2-thread-harder

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 7, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Just when

Romo comes into our graces, he hangs a slider to end the game.
Of course, I couldn’t have hit it.

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on May 7, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

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