Open GameThread, 5/7
San Francisco Giants at New York Mets, May 7, 2010 4:10 PM PDT
Velez down. Rohlinger up. Bautista up. Renteria on the DL.
And I've seen some disparaging comments about Denny Bautista, but the dude can throw. Now if he's learned how to pitch -- not bloody likely, of course -- he'll be a nice addition to the bullpen. I was rooting for him to make the team over Waldis Joaquin, for what it's worth. Every year some hard-throwing goof turns from a AAAA-guy into a late-inning fixture. Why not Bautista?
Well, other than the talent thing. That was too obvious.
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Wow, Pelfrey’s K/BB ratio is really unimpressive for someone with an ERA of 2.40
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
LOLIVAN
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I just wish Sanchez’s wasn’t worse. Of course, Sanchez’s K/9 and H/9 are both amazing right now.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 7, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
He allows a lot of hits, too. The 82.6 LOB% and 4% HR/FB are to blame here. FIP of 3.51 and xFIP of 4.22.
Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.
He also has a GB% of 51 percent
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
But that’s right in line with his career numbers (career GB% of 50.1%). He’s stranding far more runners (career 70.8% LOB%) and allowing far fewer HRs (career 7.7% HR/FB rate), both of which are luck based, so the Giants shouldn’t let the shiny ERA fool them into thinking he’s suddenly become a great pitcher. FIP and xFIP both say he’s a little better this year than he has been, but not anywhere near 2.40 ERA good.
Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.
Rohlinger has
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on May 7, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Downs
Has played ss.
Adopted father of Brian Bocock, Brad Boyer, Sharlon Schoop, Shane Jordan and Jeremiah Luster,Trey Webb and David Quinowski.
"GM Jack Zduriencik is one of the sharper tools in the shed. Elsewhere in that shed, Brian Sabean continues to pound screws into bricks with a garden rake."

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 7, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions 15 recs
wrecking ball
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on May 7, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Yess
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
How does it feel to be made of awesome?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
THROW STRIKES, GIANTS PITCHER
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 7, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions
GO GIANTS.
Here’s hoping that Aubrey has a big day and pushes Molina’s trundling ass back out of the cleanup spot. Progress!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
You are not thinking like a Bochy
Him having a good day would only confirm that moving him from cleanup was the right move.
Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.
Uh, but he’s hitting cleanup today. Molina’s out of lineup.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
yeah
that was confusing me
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I forgot how the rest of it goes
but your mother is a whore!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I agree that Molina in the 6 hole is better than in Cleanup
But gotta give credit to Bengie, he has been laying off most first pitches, been seeing more pitches and generally having good ABs.
by Viva Jon Miller on May 7, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Not only do we have to give him credit for that, but he has to give himself credit for that. Publically.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Stupid word. Publicly.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Pubicly.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh. His approach is improved, but that’s not saying much, and his 9-game hitting streak is masking a rather pedestrian line over the last two series. He had 5 hits in the Philidelphia series, and hasn’t managed another multihit game besides those since we mopped the floor with Haegar in Los Angeles. He’s drawn some walks, but overall I haven’t thought his production has warranted him hitting cleanup over Huff or Uribe (who is slumping a bit now, so it’s somewhat moot).
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
My son’s last demotion improved his hitting a lot! So this visit to Fresno will likely improve his fielding. Logical to me.
proud, yes I said proud, adoptive papa of "Geno" Eugenio Velez
Poor Fresno
Adopted father of Brian Bocock, Brad Boyer, Sharlon Schoop, Shane Jordan and Jeremiah Luster,Trey Webb and David Quinowski.
"GM Jack Zduriencik is one of the sharper tools in the shed. Elsewhere in that shed, Brian Sabean continues to pound screws into bricks with a garden rake."
They rip the head off the Statue of Liberty and hurl it downtown?
Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.
It’s bye-bye liberty?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
That movie sucked.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn’t the Statue of Liberty head supposed to be half buried in the sand?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder how many movies have statue of liberty wreckage?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 7, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn't it Iconic?
TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development
It’s like a traffic jam on the Golden Gate Bridge when you’re already late.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Last weekend I was stuck in Marin with my kids for 4 hours while some dude contemplated jumping
Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels
Joe West would have gone out there to tell him to speed it up
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
LOL
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
nice outing kid
u prolly should have gotten rags to go out there n tell the guy to work on his mechanics
by slackersphere17 on May 7, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Pelfrey had shoulder tightness after his last start and had an MRI. The results were negative but some thought he should skip this start. Something to keep an eye on.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
by rxmeister on May 7, 2010 3:21 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
No moar VRRRRROOOOOOMMMMMM
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Bautista
Career BB/9 of 4.9. The dude sucks ass.
Relief pitchers who do not throw strikes get kicked in the nuts. There will be much wailing about this guy in short order.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 7, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
Which will give the team the perfect excuse to recall Velez.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
5 teams in 6 years
…Hopefully the Giants can channel his arm, but I’m not expecting much.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 3:39 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Urban and F.P. are so bad on the pregame that I’d rather have Bip Roberts back.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Bip Says:
Score more runs than the other team, and you will win.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
I thought he said you just need to win each inning?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Good.
this too. i had forgotten about that
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Can we get one of these?
2005-2009, batted over .300 all 5 years with 2 batting crowns
2008-2009, on base over .400 both years (and .432 in 2007)
Plays premium defensive position (Center Field)
Steals 40 bags
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-sy-KN_fGo
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
DO WANT
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
This is the second straight game I'm rooting against my pokemonz pitcher
And I also own Johan, so I’ll be doing it again soon.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I have David Price and Jonathan Sanchez going today. GO TEAM GO!
The rest of my team has been playing fucking awful, though.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I have 4 dudes throwing today including sanchez
Buehrle, Jered Weaver, and Gio Gonzalez. I need BIG things from my pokemonz today
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
I'm thinking about sitting Gio
I don’t really trust him fully, much less against the best team in MLB…
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I was doing well
Then my pitchers started to crap the bed. Johan met the Phillies and then I sat Jaime Garcia when he went in to Philadelphia and he pitched great…
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I was doing well until Aaron Hill, Joe Mauer, Nelson Cruz, Jair Jurrjens, and Justin Duchscherer all got hurt, and Pablo Sandoval, Adam Lind and Ben Sheets all started slumping like ass (not to mention Aaron Hill’s post-return ass-slump).
I also had Sheets, Sanchez, and Scott Baker pitch last week. Wheeeeeee!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh yeah, I had Johan last week as well!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
You might want to start sitting Sheets. He’s not your future.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I’m giving him a couple of benched starts to see if his season has an uptick. If he can be good, he can be reaaaally good, so I might as well at least try to wait it out. Also, there aren’t that many attractive FA options out there right now.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
words cannot express how happy I am about Velez being sent down
:) :) :) :)
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
by wjackalope on May 7, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Does she fart a heart?
If so, then, yes, that IS how I am feeling.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
But do your farts smell like bubblegum?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I WANT THIS GREEN’D
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez sent down, dance!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
PUNKY!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh, subject line.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
she’s purty, but out of context
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 7, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Hardly the point, though.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry- I posted a GIF of Punky dancing in response to the 49er16 post of Larry David dancing and “walkoff baltimore chop” accurately commented, “Punky”. So I posted this modern pic of her… Sorry- this whole thing has turned into a clusterfuck…
Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels
don’t sweat it—I just don’t think anyone wants this to turn into a porn site
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 7, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's not be too hasty...
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I hear you, but I’m not sure a picture of Punky Brewster in a bathing suit qualifies as porn outside of Tehran that is…
Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels
You should talk to my HR dept.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
The thing is
it happened.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The subject line is just a courtesy for those of us viewing at work.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, the rest of us.
I’m not calling you out. I just don’t need my manager seeing girls in bikinis on my screen.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t worry about it. I’m really not trying to make you feel bad about it. Just giving a heads up for subject line awareness.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
We should have a telethon for subject line awareness.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Subject line please.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL RAIDERS FAN
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
LETS GET THIS SERIES OFF TO A GREAT START:

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
POOPIN

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on May 7, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I still think Pelfrey is injured and not telling his team.
This may be a very interesting game.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I donno if this has been said before..
But the MLB.tv ap for the PS3 is UNREAL.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
the WHAT!?
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
If you have MLB.tv and a PS3
Get it quick, it’s free and streams at 720p
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
No
you need to have mlb.tv
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
BREAKING NOOZ
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
it's great though
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Crap
Urban just said we’ll see Velez again. Wait, good thing I don’t believe him.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 3:41 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
He bangs is slowly.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Breaking: Velez to take Lincecum's spot because Timmy is still unhappy about the arbitration situation
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Yeah, we’ll see him again in Fresno.
Speaking of which, this means when I go to the Chuk this month, I’ll have to see him play. Argh.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
If Velez plays at the Chuk like he did in SF
They’ll rename it to the UpChuk
I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers
ICWYDT
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
We’ll see him again when DeRosa hits the DL after hurting himself trying to play himself out of his slump.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
me too
then I looked at the time and thought “OH GOD DAMNIT”
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I know!
Call up Posey already!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
They won't
DOOM!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Henry Schulman burned all footage of this incident.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
IT WAS AN OUTRAGE! THE MOST DIRESPECTFUL DISPLAY I’VE EVER SEEN!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Hank sure got steamed about that.
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
IT WAS RIDICULOUS!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
he’s slow. get over it.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 7, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve done some lazy looking, can’t find it. Would like to.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Urban said David Wright is off to a bad start
When is having a .985 OPS a bad start?
FREE BUSTER POSEY
After a slow start this year, Wright takes a nine-game hitting streak into the Giants series, which has lifted his season average to .286. He homered for the fourth time during the six-game road trip Wednesday against the Cincinnati Reds. Wright has seven long balls this season, tied with catcher Rod Barajas for the team lead. Wright didn’t reach that homer total until July 31 last season, when he finished with only 10 homers.
via ESPN New York
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Nate’s getting love from Dave Cameron (from FanGraphs) on the TMI Blog on ESPN:
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
From watching the games, I’d say that yes his BABIP is abnormally high and he’s clearly on a hot streak, but I think it’s more a product of him making solid contact and doing a good job of pulling the ball, rather than getting lucky and picking up bloops.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Lineup
CF Rowand
LF DeRosa
3B Sandoval
1B Huff
SS Uribe
RF Schierholtz
2B Downs
C Whiteside
P J Sanchez
What ever happened to our opening day right fielder? What was his name again??
i thought i heard something...
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Ortmeier.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Hammer time!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Predictable
Bengie in cleanup and Bowker getting 50 at bats to prove himself before being relegated to the bench.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Sustainable
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
DeRosa gets a couple hits,
and all of a sudden he deserves to bat second.
by D4P on May 7, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
PROFESSIONAL HITTER
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
bochy put him there to get him out of the slump
prior to the couple of hits. genious!
So Jeff Mangum played 5 NMH songs last night in Manhattan
I knew I should have gone on this road trip :-(
http://blog.washingtonpost.com/clicktrack/2010/05/jeff_magnum_of_neutral_milk_ho.html
Recap, plus videos of Oh Comely and A Baby For Pree
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Yeah been listening on PF
Wish he had played engine…or come out with any new material for that matter
by Viva Jon Miller on May 7, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
oh man, this would have been awesome.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Needz moar Vroom
if for nothing else than comic relief. Really, though, we don’t need so many pitchers.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Concert not til 9!
WOOHOO more torture for me!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Wait
the SAWX AND YANKS are playing tonight, right? I didn’t think other baseball games were allowed on such nights.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I think it’s a bank holiday!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
like Miller said about 45 minutes ago—after the Giants game, we can switch over and catch them starting up the 5th inning…
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 7, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Scarf Night!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
dude that looks like a redwing logo
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
LOL SHARKS INEVITABLE COLLAPSE
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
SHIT YOUR MOUTH
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
SHUT YOUR MOTH
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Reverse jinx
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
NOT GONNA WATCH THIS GAME CUZ YANKS-REDSOX AMIRITE
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Oh damn
Real baseball is being played tonight?!
by Viva Jon Miller on May 7, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
4 hour games are the only real games!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
6 innings.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
It's like a chess match! Every pitch is critical! They've earned the right!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
it’s also like chess, because most fans from Boston and NY don’t actually know anything about it.
Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.
Zing!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
fuck their east coast bias
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 7, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Lol @ all baseball not betwen the yankees and the redsox
MIrite?
Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.
THE WHOLE FUCKING SERIES IS GOING TO BE ON ESPN
What a waste
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 7, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Today on ESPN, they were actually talking up the AMAZING matchup of an overrated Phil Hughes and an over the hill Josh Beckett. Hilarious.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I would recommend adjusting the color on the cigar for next time.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL our 6-7-8 hitters all have OPS’s over 1.000
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Now I use my secret weapon!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Still not good enough to hit in the top half of the order.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
to be fair
there’s nothing in any of their past performances that suggests any of them will be able to sustain this.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
shift A
im in the line that thinks bautista will be good
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions
I'm in this line.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m in the line that thinks he’s already great for getting Velez DFA’d.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 7, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Pelfrey plays right into the Giants strengths.
Said without irony.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
+1
Panda should be able to get some hits tonight.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 7, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
He’ll play himself out of this slump or get tired and cranky trying.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Geez. Looking at the Mets’ lineup, it mystifies me just how much this team can underperform.
…Oh right. The pitching staff.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
has the no-hitter started yet?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
lol
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
ROWAND WUZ ROBBED!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Bah.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
GOSH DARNIT
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions
Flushing
Great name for a town!
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
Flushing Meadows… that can’t be good for the plumbing.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Great inning
Jeez
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
How much is he living on?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, Panda.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Luis Castillo is pissing me off.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 4:15 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
twss
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Castillo is looking decidedly Eckstein-y. Let’s save ourselves a lot of grief and take him out on some of those double plays we will inevitably hit into.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Pablo is pressing =/
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
He really needs a day off. Really.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Yeah, hopefully tomorrow he gets a day off
It should easier to do with RR on the team now.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 4:19 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Like I’ve said, the first time through the lineup is just a formality.
But look at next inning! Huff, Uribe, Schierholtz. I find that encouraging.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Your San Francisco Giants!!!!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Has Pablo had a day off yet other than the days the whole team didn’t have a game?
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
We cannot test my theory of Pelfrey being injured
IF YOU DO NOT TAKE SOME FREAKING PITCHES!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
First pitch strikes are good.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
It’s so windy here that my building is whistling in the wind.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
lol
6 of 11 pitches to DeRosa only.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Reyes hitting almost as well as DeRosa this season
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
In the 3rd spot? Wow – that’s like a Bochy lineup.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Sanchez is up in the zone…
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Bah.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions
fuck, no hitter gone
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
At least we don’t have to freak out over it today.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
GRR
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
PREDICTABLE
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
why are we watching the giants game guys?
the yankees are playing the red sox. BEST RIVALRY IN SPORTS!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions
IT WOULD BE NICE IF WE, YOU KNOW, THREW SOMEONE OUT ONCE IN AWHILE
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Fuck really a SB already?
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
The Met ran rampant on us last year. I expect it to happen again. At least Whiteside has an arm.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
The Mets. If the Met was running on us, that would be weird.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
FINNISH HYMNS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FINISH HIM
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Robin Roberts holds the record for most homers allowed.
Who knew?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Fuck.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 4:24 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Well crap
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
That ball was killed.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
FUCK
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions
My nephew-in-sin is a big Mets fan. When he asked me what I thought about the series, I told him that our pitchers would get Bay out of his slump. I hate being right.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
poop
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions
damn i was thinking at the beginning of this ab, that i hope the giants aren’t the team to bring bay out of his slump.
No one here gets out alive.
GET THE BALL DOWN, JONATHAN.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL CITI FIELOLD
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I don't like when other teams' slumping hitters do well against us in their first AB of the night
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
GROUND ATTACK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL CLEANUP HITTER!!!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions
When your cleanup hitter is leading off, he's not the cleanup hitter
his job is to get on
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
WHAT THE FUCK?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL BUNT SINGLE
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
AubrLOL!
Ground attack go!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
We lost that inning, right?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
VROOM!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions
WTF
That really happened.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Bunting!
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 4:27 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
What the hell just happened. Working on Gameday and it says Huff just singled on a groundball to the pitcher?
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He bunted. Fantastic.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Productive out?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Velez could have bunted for a single any time he wanted to, he just prefers dingers
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
I’ll say this again: Uribe is playing hurt. He needs a day off.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Rohlinger, now.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
OT: lebron james's elbow is healthy
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions
SEZ WHO?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
says 16 points in the first quarter
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
oh.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Quiet hitting it to Castillo.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Nate, that was not great. I am disappointed in you. You should be benched.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Don’t give Bochy any ideas.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
It's because he's not in the 8 hole
/Bork science
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 4:32 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
LOL GROUND BALLS
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
matt "double" downs
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Back 2 Back Productive outs!
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 4:31 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
His personal life is none of our business
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 4:33 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Fook.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Bah.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions
OT: I see no one having any problem with this
Jesus Christ is regularly depicted as a supporting character on one of Comedy Central’s staple programs, "South Park," but now he might star in his own animated series.
The network announced their programming plans for the upcoming year Thursday, and among some of the shows in the script development phase is a half-hour cartoon called "JC."
The series would be about "JC (Jesus Christ) wanting to escape his father’s enormous shadow and to live life in NYC as a regular guy. A lot has changed in 2000 years and he is the ultimate fish out of water," according to a press release. "Meanwhile his all-powerful yet apathetic father would rather be playing video games than listening to JC recount his life in the city. JC is a playful take on religion and society with a sprinkle of dumb."
It’s important to note that script development is the very earliest stage a program can be in, said Comedy Central’s Senior Vice President of Corporate Communications Steve Albani in a statement to CNN.
In fact, this stage is so early, Comedy Central’s Albani "wanted to emphasize that projects at the script deal level are several levels away from being greenlit to series and appearing on air … most script deals do not even get a pilot order, the next step in the development process."
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ugh
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Heard about that the other day
It might be amusing for an episode, but I see the jokes running out.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 7, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
what did the lepper say to jc.....
can i get a hand
by slackersphere17 on May 7, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh
I’ve never watched anything on Comedy Central and I don’t foresee starting now.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Meh
I’ve never watched anything on Comedy Central and I don’t foresee starting now.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
FUTURAMA!
JUNE 24TH
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
by scout6 on May 7, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I heard they're having new voices though
:(
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 4:41 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Nope, got the whole gang back. They were talking about going cheaper and recasting, but eventually everybody agreed.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
But, you forgot the 3rd…Oh I see.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 7, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL TOP OF ORDER
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
We’re scoring nearly 5 runs a game so far.
If our lineup weren’t so predictable, it would be 7.5.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LITERALLY
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED FOR THINGS TO PLAY OUT DIFFERENTLY THAT INNING!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
nah.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
where were you going to golf?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
PFPs Sanchy!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LOL Sanchez
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Crapoop!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
We’re getting the bad Sanchez today, it seems.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. About bad Sanchez and an extra pitcher.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Oh dear.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
GET. THE FUCKING. BALL DOWN. SANCHEZ.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
REGRESSION IS A BITCH
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions
This is annoyingly accurate
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
That looked like a popup off the bat.
Didn’t sound like it, but looked like it.
I thought this ballpark was big?
Let's bring the...
I’m not liking how this game is going so far.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 7, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions
Oh sticks.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LOL Sanchez
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
No, seriously. Sanchez hasn’t thrown a strike on the lower half yet.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
sigh.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
WTF
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 4:38 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
So, uh
Stop that.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Against my better judgement...
“Anyone know where I can buy a 16 year old?”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Poocrap
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Get WeLOLemeyer warming up.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Hey! Remember that time Sanchez threw the no hitter?
That was great!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
Yeah my uncle was screaming no hitter the whole time
it still happened!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 7, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
no
freak out with us
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
check the grammar. he is freaking out a bit, just hiding it well =)
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'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
"twisted syntax and funky grammar reveal much"-Confucious
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
poop shit
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions
redundant post is redundant
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
And now he’s throwing low strikes. There we go.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
OMG 3-0 we'll never come back from this
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
LULZ, this is going well.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Um..
Sanchez is not doing well this inning.
I feel we might lose this inning.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Really? We gave up back-to-backers off their 7 and 8 hitters? Who are these guys, the Giants?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
/won’t make the ESPN highlight reel
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Yeah, but there won’t be room for it with all the Castilla defense and Mets dingers.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
SC Highlight Commentary
And the Metropolitans hang on to take one from the team with the best record in the National League. Wait, who the fuck are the San Francisco Giants? I thought the Giants played football.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Nah, that’s the Padres. That’s correct I’m sure, no need to check it.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
DOWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions
Great play Downs
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Nice play
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
DOWNS!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
How the hell did Downs get to that and make the out! He’s MAGIC inside!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Makes Y-incision. Nope, no magic. Just bowels.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Y-Incision?
I would have gone with a TIE
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 7, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I ♥ MATT DOWNS
trade f. sanchez
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
My son
is not having a good day. Where are those damn adoption papers anyway?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Planes go lots of places. Just buy the kid a seat and problem solved.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL PERSONAL CATCHER!
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions
Downs has upside!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
Huff heard there's magic inside
…so he keeps “rubbing the lantern” to release the magic
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Red rocket! Red rocket!
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37 pitches through 2 IP
this is going well.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Almost MEH!dders time
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Good thing we have 53425 relievers now
DENNY BAUTISTA TO THE RESCUE
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
I agree with both of these comments.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Jaymee Sire
VROOOOOOOMMM
i don’t think i spelled her name right
Hey now Eli!
Let’s get it started.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Gonna go scrub a toilet
Gotta be better than the game so far.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Drinking the water from the toilet would be better than the game so far.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
My cat must be a giants fan
She does it all the time
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 7, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
WHITESIDES
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:46 PM PDT reply actions
Doubleside
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Mr. Whiteside!
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 4:46 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
dont tell Bochy that
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
COMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'M DOING JUST FINE
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Whiteside’s all, "OPS THAT, BITCHES!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
The wisdom of the Bork
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Wooh! The power of the Whitesides!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
was his hair ever not white on the sides [(and top)and back]
by slackersphere17 on May 7, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Good bunt.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 4:47 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LOL #8 HITTER
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
10 AM GAMES?
early games are early
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions
just experimentin
HEY DAVE FLEMMING ARE YOU READING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Can you give a shoutout to my boy ray ray
oh and my mom
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 7, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
In play:
Run(s) and out(s)!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Giants Baseball: Backloading the offense since 2010.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
THE MONEY LIES IN THE PRODUCTIVE OUTS
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Rowand with the RIBEYE
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 4:48 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Fundamental baseball
lets do that every inning
Interesting concept
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
RIB EYE MACHINE
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions
Why is DeRosa?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Because he plays multiple positions and has a good BB%
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
But why is DeRosa?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Because he's a good play?
Usually the ‘Why is’ question is reserved for useless players, like Velez and Ishikawa.
DeRosa is not useless.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
No, he’s not, but something is wrong with him right now. His swing is all sorts of messed up and I have a feeling that he might be hurt. So why is he still playing every day and not being given a chance to get healthy?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
He’s dropping his shoulder and his swing is looping, putting him under the ball. Thus the pop-ups. It is a problem that DeRosa has noticed and is working on.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
loop=hitch
see videos in my fanpost
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
No, but he's pulling his groin perpetually
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
derosa's wrist is filled with sawdust
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions
Yeesh
Jeez guys, how many times is Eli Whiteside gonna have to bail us out
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
Tends to become necessary when Sanchez pitches.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
big hitch, late to the ball
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
It’s wasn’t a weak pop-up, but sure.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Routine fly ball, which may sound like splitting hairs, but it means he’s getting closer to getting the meat of the bat on the ball. Which I consider improvement, even if it hasn’t paid off so far tonight.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
RBI Groundout – The Giants Way!
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Tryna Fuck!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone left the cake out in the rain!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Jurassic Park!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
im 12 years old and what is this?
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Geez, this commercial
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
/shift-A
Please tell me the bad Sanchez didn’t show up.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions
ok, we wont say anything
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Bad Sanchez showed up for the 2nd inning.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
GAH
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
How bad were the pitches he threw that ended up being homers?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
He was up in the zone for the first two innings
by Viva Jon Miller on May 7, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
And as a result, the batters weren’t chasing his stuff down out of the zone.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
According to Fangraphs,
DeRosa has been worth negative $700,000 so far this season.
They calculate monetary value based on WAR.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
One WAR is usually valued at around $4-4.5M.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I thought it was closer to $3 million?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Does $/WAR scale linerally?
Don’t they say it does?
It doesn’t make intuitive sense that it should
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I'm not sure
I would think that it does, to a point. Obviously, it works best for the middle 95% of players and doesn’t apply to the Jason Heywards and Albert Pujolses of the world.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
which is where it is most important
Intuitively, a guy who is worth 4 WAR should be worth more than 2 guys worth 2 WAR
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
He sould write each of us a check for the annoyance he's caused us.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I love Sandoval's arm
It’s so much fun to watch him throw
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
FTFY
I’m an ass, man.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
^ was thinking this ^
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Did the words "Moron", "Cretin", "Abysmal Game Tactician" come up?
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Close
it was something along the lines of “What does he do? Walks around with a big head that’s it.”
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 7, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
oh hai Jason Bay
I still wish you were our left fielder
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
ONLY ONE DINGER(Z)
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
“He walks around with a big head”
Were Kruk & Kuip talking about Mr. Met or Bork?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 4:55 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
We won the inning!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Outstanding!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, we could be playing in the democratic republic of congo
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
“Excuse me. Democratic Republic of Congo is now New Zanzibar.
…
I’m sorry. Democratic Republic of Congo is now Pepsi Presents New Zanzibar."
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I can no longer play RISK without a tinge of WTF?
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
16 pitch inning
progress?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
OT: Lady GaGa

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
So confused, so thanks for the subject line.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yeah I'm lost too
I need to do my biannual recap of pop culture.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
it’s one of her “lyrics”
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Me too, as I wouldn't know Lady Gaga if I bumped into her at an Outhouse Steakback
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
the way she dresses, you might.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Seeking to cure what’s deep inside, I suppose
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Hah.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you, you are so helpful

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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
No. You don’t
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, fuck me, I just went to that site. I am now blind, but the image will haunt me forever
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
lulz
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I'll see your Gaga and raise you a rickroll

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL!
Never gonna, never gonna
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
check
check
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
give the panda a day off
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions
Panda tears.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Oh, Pablo.
/sigh
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions
Hit it well. Reyes had him shaded that way anyways.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions
Huff should've bunted
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 4:59 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Still… 3 pitches 2 outs sucks, no matter how you slice it.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Jazzy base hit
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions
Hey guys what's going on in this gameday thread
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
meh.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
ITS A BUM (thread)
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
-quick innings
-pablo needs a day off
-huff bunted
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
/109 responses to jponry
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Thumbs. Pick em up. Meat
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions
Strikes, please.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions
There’s no one on 2nd. So he isn’t going through a series of signs
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
It wasn't the lack of subterfuge,
but just the fact that the information was being conveyed aurally.
Sanchy!
That is incorrect!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Oh God damn it Sanchez.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Johan might. I don’t think the rest of them do. Cain was very apologetic about the whole thing.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
uegoogalizer
a word only used by people who are really really ridiculously good looking, aaron
by slackersphere17 on May 7, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Bah.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions
Sidewhites!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
See ya Wright
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
ELI
If that was Bengie, Wright would be safe
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
ELI
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions
Hosed
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions
CLEARLY CAN'T CALL A GOOD GAME
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
PITCHERS LOVE BENGIE
BENGIE LOWERS ERA
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
All pitchers everywhere love Bengie and have confidence in him.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Sanchez finally helped him out. Did a almost slide step
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD Wright
And you FAILcoeur
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 5:07 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions
S(anchez)TF(inally)D
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
you gotta be fucking kidding me
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 7, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions
WTF SANCHEZ
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
STFD Frenchy!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Oh mother fucker.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
So this Davis guy.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I blame Grant for this.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
And...
Phhhhtphh.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Wow wtf
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU IKE
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck sticks.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
JUST HIT 'EM NEXT TIME
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions
So, uhh, who was Grant's hitter to watch again?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 7, 2010 5:08 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
OMG GRANT!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember when Jonathan Sanchez threw the Giants’ first no-hitter in thirty years?
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
you can say that again
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
by j14 on May 7, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember when Jonathan Sanchez threw the Giants’ first no-hitter in thirty years?
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
No
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 7, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
you can say that again
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Giants.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Another HR?
Jeez Jonathan. Still a 3 run defecit would not be a death sentence for most teams.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LOUD NOISES!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions
I DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’RE YELLING ABOUT!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
NEW THREAD NEW THREAD
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/7/1462964/thread-2-thread-harder
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Just when
Romo comes into our graces, he hangs a slider to end the game.
Of course, I couldn’t have hit it.
Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

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