Giants/Mets Series Preview
by Grant Brisbee on May 7, 2010 10:23 AM PDT
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PrintStop number two on the Devastating Playoff Losses of the 2000s Nostalgia Tour. The Giants won’t be able to make it Anaheim, but I’m told that a Sandfrog CD will be in heavy rotation in the clubhouse.
The Mets didn’t invent Armando Benitez, but they made him fit for public consumption. The Mets also foisted players like Timo Perez, Benny Agbayani, and Bobby Jones on the league. They even employed Mike Piazza for a while. And the whole time, they weren’t shy about spending those Empire State doubloons on whatever free agent they wanted.
Ah, but that’s not the worst transgression. The proof that the Mets are inherently evil, from Wikipedia:
The Mets' colors are blue, orange, black and white, symbolic of the return of National League baseball to New York after the Brooklyn Dodgers (blue/white) and New York Giants (orange/black) moved to California.
That’s right. The Mets uniforms are a combination of Giants colors and Dodgers colors. Tommy Lasorda might have a bastard child with Jessica Alba, and she might grow up to be a beautiful young lady, but when you look into her eyes, you’ll never be able to forget that she’s half Lasorda. So the point of this analogy is that the Mets are 50% Dodger. Even though the other 50% is Giant, forget it, man: they’re gone.
So when the Mets choked away a seven game lead with 17 games left in 2007, it was funny. Quite funny. That’s really hard to do, which makes it even funnier. The next year, the Mets lost a 3.5-game lead with 17 games left, and while that’s not especially funny on its own, it’s funny that it happened to the same, half-Dodger team. And when the Mets lost player after player to injury -- from goiters to Stendhal syndrome -- that was really...
Wait, no, that wasn’t funny. Injuries are never funny. Well, almost never. But it was easy to feel sorry for the Mets last year. I mean, sure, it’s fine if they suck on their own merits, but injuries aren’t cool. And the Mets are actually doing pretty well this year, and that’s even though Jose Reyes and Jason Bay have been pretty bad.
However, I’ll repeat this: it’s fine, if not preferred, that the Mets suck on their own merits, and soon. Here’s hoping....
Hitter to watch:
It figures that in the 2008 draft, when it seemed like there were a dozen first basemen floating around the middle of the first round, the Giants had their highest pick in years. Obviously, I’m not complaining about Buster Posey, but why can’t that happen when the Giants have a lower pick? Ike Davis was one of those first basemen, and he’s already up with the Mets and hitting well. I want one. Five-tool, future cornerstone center fielders and young thumpers at first: everyone else seems to have them. So I’ll study Davis with an envious glint while hoping that Aubrey Huff continues to be a fine stopgap and that Brandon Belt continues to hit like circa-’41 Dimaggio.
Pitcher to watch:
It’s easy to be dismissive of Mike Pelfrey’s hot start, thinking things like, "He’s been all potential for, like, ten years now." But at the same time, I’ve managed to convince myself that Jonathan Sanchez is just Tim Lincecum with wonkier control from the left side. One team’s default rotation filler is another team’s 26-year-old breakout candidate. And, hey, they’re facing each other tonight....
Prediction:
Forgetting about the uniform, you might gain a little more respect for Guillermo Mota after reading this. He a) really enjoyed throwing at Piazza every chance he got, and then, b) he reverse screwed the Mets when they acquired him later. He might get a few boos this weekend.
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That Mota video is just hilarious
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 7, 2010 10:28 AM PDT reply actions
/experiments with reverse screwing
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Run, Guillermo, run!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Who's hotter? Annie or Britta?
These pretzels are making me thirsty
by NuschlerFace on May 7, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Annie, no doubt. Especially in the episode where her and Jeff kiss.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
oh man… there is this epic gif of the one scene where she’s throwing clay
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
For sure
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not choosy. Either/or everyday and twice on Sunday
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 7, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 7, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
must be bad pictures, because neither one looks that great.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
I like Community a lot and having the both of them on the show only enhances my viewing pleasure.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 7, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
I love me some of that tap water filter
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 7, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Aubrey Plaza wins
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I’m not quite in this line, but it’s close. The NBC Thursday night lineup has a bunch of cuties – Allison Brie, Gillian Jacobs from Community, Aubrey Plaza from Parks and Rec, Jenna Fischer, Ellie Kemper from The Office, and Tina Fey from 30 Rock
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Don’t forget Rashida Jones
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 7, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh yeah, I meant to put her in the list too. Also, the cute secretary who is getting married in 30 Rock, I forget her name though.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Katrina Bowden I think. Good call
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 7, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Yup. Though I have to say, my main crush Thursday is between Allison Brie and Ellie Kemper. Mostly cause both of them are so funny as well.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Love her.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT ABOUT LUTZ'S MOM???
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I’m a little more fond of his Canadian girlfriend.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 7, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
That is a stacked line-up.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Gilian Jacobs is Naked
in the movie Choke with Sam Rockwell. Seriously. Titties out.
You're F*cking Out!
by Kenny F*cking Powers on May 7, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Great book.
Never saw the movie. But I will now.
Already watched it a few times
Although that was before Community came out so at that time I thought, “Hey nice! Random nakedness from a hot blonde!”
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 7, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t know who they are, but I’ll take the brunette.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
She also plays Pete Campbell’s wife on Mad Men.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
SHE CAN DO 100,000 TIMES BETTER!
IMO, hotter than Betty Draper.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
+1
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
It’s more of a matter of personal preference. January Jones is a very attractive woman. Her character kind of ruins it for me.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
Agreed and agreed.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
and agreed…
BTW, Alison Spencer is also very attractive IMO.
Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels
Who’s Alison Spencer?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Was Don Draper’s girlfriend (the teacher) last season
Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels
Yup. She’s also done quite a bit of modeling for Complex.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Annie most def
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
that was hi-larious
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 7, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
CRAZY EYES PIAZZA
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
the glove throwing is particularly awesome/cowardly
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
It looks like he has one too many chromosomes in that picture.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on May 7, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
To go or not?
Should I go to the game tonight? Tell me that McCoven!
Last time at CitiField I got there in time for BP and Jonathan Sanchez tossed a ball up into the stands. And I totally got it. I was real excited. One itme at Shea I watched good Zito and Pedro Feliz lead the Giants to victory. One time there was a massive thunderstorm.
Oh. And I’ll be there on Sunday. For sure.
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Yes. I would go. It’s the only acceptable reason to go to Queens.
/apologizes in advance if you live in Queens.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 7, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
if the question is: should I go to baseball, the answer is: yes, i should go to baseball
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
I’m going tonight. I screwed up though. I scheduled a Saturday- Sunday trip to Atlantic City, forgetting this is the weekend the Giants were coming in. I’m missing a Sunday Lincecum start for a freaking Hall and Oates concert. I don’t even like them!
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
by rxmeister on May 7, 2010 11:03 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
When is the concert? Can you get back to NYC on sunday to make the game?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
we’d have to leave AC really early Sunday morning, and since we’ll be out most of the night, I don’t think it’s possible. My wife also wants to go to a Mother’s Day barbecue at her uncle’s house on Sunday, so there’s virtually no chance. Her uncle is a crazy Mets fan too, so we better win or I’ll never hear the end of it.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
ALL NIGHTER AND TAKE EVERYONE TO THE GAME!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
I usually come back from Atlantic City with barely enough money to take the bus home.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Maybe this is the trip your luck changes. If Bengie can put up a .856 OPS so far, perhaps you can beat the house…
Of course, it would mean both of you guys are cheating.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Don't Lie
Everybody likes Hall and Oates.
Everybody.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Yuck.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
How can you hate the most neutral band of the last 30 years
That’s like hating vanilla ice cream.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
If by ‘vanilla’ you mean ‘turd’, then yes, it’s a lot like that.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
French Turd ice cream isn’t so bad though.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
In Boston, they call sprinkles “jimmies.”
Boston is weird.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
They do that in San Mateo.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s weird. I’ve only ever heard of that in the Boston area.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Of course, I spent some time as a professional ice cream scooper (it’s all in the wrist!), so I may have a had a broader exposure to ice cream additives.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I guess DeRosa’s backup career plan isn’t going to pan out.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Really? I’ve livid in SM for almost 4 years now and never heard anyone call them that. Course I haven’t been to a ton of ice cream parlors so maybe we’re frequenting different joints.
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on May 7, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
While I would like to make a lived/livid joke, I’ll just say that I haven’t lived there in many years, but grew up there and pretty much used them both interchangeably.
Is Romolo’s still there on 37th Ave? Handmade Italian ice cream shop…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Touché
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
It's like bacon
Of course you want bacon, and you want baseball, too.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I do not really hate the Mets
But I do hate how they are built up as “ONE OF THE BEST TEAMS IN THE NL” every single year by people who should know better. That is why it is funny when the Mets fail. They are the emperor with no clothes, or the mean rich guy who gets his come-uppance by getting scammed out of all his money.
They exist merely to be laughed at. Therefore, I will oblige them.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 7, 2010 10:31 AM PDT reply actions
They are the emperor with no clothes
Emperor state of mind?
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
His grin made him look like a used-car salesman, not an evil mastermind capable of taking over the galaxy. Another actor/actress that didn’t fit their role in the Star Wars prequels.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
Well, his was the only performance I enjoyed, but only because it was so campy and over the top in a Snidely Whiplash sort of way.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I was hoping for a couple of similar moments with Samuel Jackson. "This party’s over…. motherf***er*
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
Was anyone cast properly in those movies?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Yoda
ET had a better screen test.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
S. Jackson fail
Jedi say: “This party’s over!”
Almost as bad as an astro-diner with a four-armed slug that talks like Gimli and a robot waitress on a rollerskate .
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m tired of these motherfucking Sith on this motherfucking galaxy.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
that's an improvement
I hope you included that in your grad applications.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Ewan McGregor for sure.
Also, I don’t see how anyone can possibly criticize casting the guy who played the Emperor in Star Wars as the Emperor in Star Wars.
Note: Suck it, Clive Revill.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I liked ewan I guess
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Well I did. They should have changed actors. I didn’t see James Earl Jones hopping around saying “Gee, it’d be awesome to become a Jedi. Can I do it Mom?” in Episode I.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
I believe you mean David Prowse, but whatever.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I think JEJ should get the credit for Vader.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
But you’re talking about replacing the physical actor from Ep. 1. JEJ’s body has no place in any of the movies.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
It could have been Lucas under that costume and it would have made no difference. Other than the end of VI, Prowse served no role in the original trilogy. And even that would have been better if it were Jones!
/Luke pulls off Vader’s mask
/JEJ grins & says: “I bet you weren’t expecting this.”
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
This is a weird conversation we’re having.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
And all this time Luke thought he could do amazing things because he had the force.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 7, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
JEJ: “You said your finger was a blaster!”
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 7, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
the end of VI was actually a different guy
Sebastian Shaw.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 7, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
bad character
good casting.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Not to mention
Came out around the same time as Saruman, which THOROUGHLY typecast Lee
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
Hollywood is about commercialism, and as a general rule is thoroughly disinterested in casting against type. Casting directors are supposed to find the peg that fits the hole, and Christopher Lee has built his career on villainy. Just because it’s an uninspired choice doesn’t mean it’s necessarily a bad one.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
As ridiculously as I am with the early season performances of both players, I’m still a little peeved the Mets didn’t sign one of Zito or Molina away from the Giants.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 7, 2010 10:32 AM PDT reply actions
Would have been pretty hard to sign zito away
since he’s, you know, got a contract already.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Oh
I wasn’t really paying attention back then, so I didn’t know that they were in play
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Yeah, they had a $91 million dollar/7 year contract offer out I think. But Sabean just had to top it.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 7, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought their offer was only 6 years
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 7, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe, that would raise the annual value a little bit. But Sabean still may have gone over by just a bit too much.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 7, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
oh wow
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
So do they throw at Panda?
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
He’ll get the bathead on the ball anyway, so it probably doesn’t matter.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was at that game— it was awesome. It was a go ahead run if I remember correctly. I screamed “skidoosh!” right off the bat and revelled in a bunch of obnoxious mets fans shutting up amd sitting the fuck down.
Yeah, it was the day after the Wright hit and Johan tagged the Panda. In the Panda’s next at-bat he took Santana deep. Poetic Justice.
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on May 7, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Didn’t they hit Bengie too, and he hit an extra inning HR to win the game? Why didn’t that impress them enough to sign him?
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
by rxmeister on May 7, 2010 11:05 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
LOL 'HOME RUN BENGIE MOLINA'
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
15th on the season!
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
LOL
You can hear someone at the end of the video say “throw at him again”
by dodgers_suck on May 7, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks
I remember that, that was fucking awesome.
DONT MESS WITH MY BOY
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL GARKO
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
such anger
mike piazza
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
It'd be pretty cool
to win this series
….but that’s just like….my opinion man
Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.
Whoa. That’s hysterical. I need to see that video!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
It’s literally the Molina highlight and then three Cain strikeouts. That’s the whole highlight. Pretty pathetic, even if I did get a laugh out of the Molina parody.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I was laughing more as it happened than I was at the ESPN clip.
It was so over the top cliche that it was no longer funny to me.Then they show a couple Cain strikeouts neglecting Nate’s HR or any hits for that matter.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 7, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Or Rowand’s Triple, or Rowand’s 2 RBI single, or the Giants mostly containing Hanley (again), or anything.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
There clearly wasn’t time. They had to do a whole preview of the Red Sox/Yankees series that included rehashing the last Red Sox/Yankees series.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 7, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
It causes me physical discomfort to hear Jon Miller refer to it as “The Greatest Rivalry In Sports” in the Sunday Night Baseball promo.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Thing is, it happened.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
well, shit.
he is right. fuck espn. regardless if bengie sucks or not
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
He’s right that ESPN sucks for failing to cover the team with the best record in the National League in any actual way. He’s wrong that making fun of Bengie’s fatness and lack of speed is bad.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah
it did sound like his panties were in a bunch.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Hank’s, that is.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Bengies are perpetually in a bunch
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
if anyone can identify bunched panties, it’s the mccoven
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 7, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
THAT'S NOT TRUE! YOU GUYS ARE JUST A BUNCH OF HATERS!
Now go read my blog.
Assholes.
:D
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Hey!
You try squatting all that time, and let’s see the state of your underwear!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 7, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree. I saw the clip this morning, and I thought it was funny. Sportscenter shows highlights of bad plays and player mishaps all the time. Bengie being as slow as he is falls into the same genre in my mind.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 7, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, I find producing a music backed slow motion of it is quite rude and immature. I know sports fan tend to immature, but really show it a actually speed and say that its slow, don’t get all High School and great a video (Gob on Arrested Development style) about it. Its just another reason I only watch ESPN when the Giants are on Sat/Wed night baseball
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on May 7, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
It just really didn’t bother me. I think Sportscenter should get to make fun of players sometimes, and I didn’t find it rude. Dude’s slow. Pointing out how sweaty he was afterward might have been a bit much, but I have no “Don’t make fun of our guys” feeling about it.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 7, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m not saying don’t make fun of it because he is our guy, I am saying don’t enhance it.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on May 7, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Basically. Make fun of him fine, but don’t mock him.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on May 7, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
I see what you’re saying, and I understand that ESPN intentionally enhanced the highlight with the slow motion and soundtrack. It just didn’t bother me. Your reaction isn’t wrong, we just had different ones.
Besides, we can agree that Fuck ESPN.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 7, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Agreed. But I don’t care if they mock someone for being slow where, as Schulman himself pointed out, 99.9% of the league would have been able to score. Anytime 99.9% of the league in any sport would be able to do something, and you can’t, that deserves Not Top 10 treatment and ironically applied music.
And you know what? Bengie especially deserves it. He has never been able to take even the most mild teases or critisism about his speed. I remember Baggerly writing a blog post about how Bengie, as an Angel, got teased by a reporter about a slow run to first and Bengie got all serious and refused to answer anymore questions. FUCK YOU BENGIE. You’re a pro athelete. If that’s the worst that’s said about you, callous the fuck up and act like a professional. I’m, tired of Bengie’s whining and I’m especially tired of people making excuses for him.
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on May 7, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh my!
/swoons
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 7, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
So if someone is really sensitive about an issue, they deserve to be made fun of for it? I agree Bengie should get over it, because everyone has to learn to live with their faults. But unless he does, calling him out on it is being a dick.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
No. They shouldn’t be made fun of because they’re sensitive about something, they should be made fun of because its funny. This wasn’t some malicious jab either. It was a light-hearted JOKE. The same joke that would have been made about anyone being so damn slow (See J.T. Snow). Which is exactly the point. We’re supposed to treat people equally. So if someone is acutely sensitive about something that is such a basic element of the game, the problem is with them. You don’t see Youklis throwing a tantrum every time someone makes fun of his swing or Johnny Damon pitching a bitch-fit when people point out he’s got a week arm. Bengie can feel free to cry me a river, build a bridge, and get the fuck over it.
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on May 7, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
You had me at “they should be made fun of because its funny”.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 7, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I figured I might get bonus points from the tautology club but I wrote it anyway because I believe honestly believe that.
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on May 7, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
first rule of the tautology club
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
generally if people are overly sensitive about something, it just encourages more ridicule about it.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 7, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 7, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of overly sensitive...
Anyone see this?
Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels
um, wow
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Guess they won't be making fun of how he uses his baton.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He looks so sad in his mugshot. I almost feel sorry for him. Almost.
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on May 7, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Just think of his tiny penis
Then you will laugh again.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Man, people need to get over it. For just about 99% of dudes, flaccid penes are embarrassingly small.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
That is true but...
..some are particularly small. FWIW, I would bet that Bengie’s is also on the miniscule side
Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels
It only looks that small compared to the rest of him.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
this
if you’re a heavy guy, it’s gonna affect the perception
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
he should shave
make it look bigger
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
There is some scientific rationale to support the notion that obese men have small pensises. Obviously small penis research is not a great unmet need at NIH, but obese people do have elevated levels of Estrogen. I can’t find much in the literature other than this amusing report.
Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels
Interesting.
/starts dieting.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I had been planning on combining the two, but now I’m not sure.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
There are fetishes for everything, though. I’m sure you can find a niche for yourself in the failbeardeded-poorly-endowed-men-eating-chocotaco genre of porn.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Poorly endowed when flaccid.
Perfectly average otherwise.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
with a relatively small and invaginated penis
OMG
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Seems redundant doesn't it?
An invaginated penis is by definition negatively sized which means it would indeed be small… Poor guy must have had a really hard time peeing…
Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels
I don't feel that sorry for him
you have to be a fucking lazy slop to get THAT fat.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
slob even
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
The best thing you can do for your tiny penis is to embrace it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Aubrey Huff is wayyyyyy ahead of you.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
well, it was under 3.4 oz, so……
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 7, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
like this.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
jerk, Dodger, and weiner
but I could care less about that. He who doesn’t want to be made fun of should make less-visible tributes to departed folk.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
MEAN AND FUNNY
is still funny
TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development
He’s right about ESPN. But, the reaction to it is ridiculous.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 7, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
He almost makes a good point about the East Coast bias, but then he loses it by getting all Chris Crocker about it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Also, does ESPN still obsess over Terrell?
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on May 7, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
You leave Terrell alone!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
30 million reasons to live!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
They made fun of him on MLB Network. But making a montage is kinda asinine and Hank is right, it really does demostrate the kind of network ESPN really is. A crapptastic one.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on May 7, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I just saw it this morning, it was hilarious, but fucked up. Needless to say I laughed and didn’t really feel bad about it until I read that article.
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.
by atxgiantsfan on May 7, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Really?
That article made you feel bad about it?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 7, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the part that really bothers me
They can criticize players, but to show that kind of disrespect to a player such as Molina, who has been a Major League catcher for more than 12 seasons, who owns a World Series ring, who shepherds what might be the best starting rotation in baseball, is beyond belief.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 7, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
YOU LEAVE BENGIE MOLINA ALONE
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
HE’S DONE ALL THESE THINGS. SHOW THE MAN SOME RESPECT. ROOKIES DON’T DESERVE IT. BUMS DON’T DESERVE IT. BUT BENGIE!!!!!
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 7, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I really wish Hank would have made a “LEAVE BENGIE ALONE!!!” video. That’s the only way I would have still had respect for him after reading that blog post. Excuse me Hank, but do you remember your post of Fred Lewis shortly before his trade. I guess you only have to show respect for veteran players. Fucking Dodger lover.
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by Prussian Creole on May 7, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s different. Lewis couldn’t drive in runs if he were in a truck.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 7, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL TORONTO!!
err…
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 7, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if Sabean notices that Lewis has an .809 OPS with Toronto so far? I’m sure he’d explain it away somehow.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 7, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh Pee Ess?
What’s that?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
You’re the doctor, you should know.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 7, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
right
I was in my Brain impression
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I know. Saying it “Oh Pee Ess” makes it sound like some nasty body liquid that one would want a doctor to look at.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 7, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
AWPS
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 7, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
No just get on base. And score from third.
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on May 7, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
It should be noted
that Toronto won 2-0 yesterday. The 2 RBIs? That’s right, Fred Lewis.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 7, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
IMPOSSIBLE!!!
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 7, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
awwww…. a McCovey love story would be awesome!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
McCovey Chronicles: Bring people together based on their mutual disgust with Bengie Molina
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on May 7, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
marriages have been based on less!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Like Love! Bleech!
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 7, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
A marriage based on Bleach? Sign me up!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
You must be an Inoue fanboy.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
If one of the more artistic McCoven
Would have made such a video, most of us would have enjoyed it.
I didn’t really think it was a big deal.
/shrug
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 7, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I think blog reader =/= ESPN
ESPN has to have some semblance of professionalism in their shows.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on May 7, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
I guess I just don’t see ESPN (or any mass media content producer sports or otherwise ) to be this monolithic example of good taste or professionalism. When it comes down to it, they ARE just like a blog reader from a new media perspective. The difference being the the importance each individual places in where the content is being produced.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 7, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
I understand what your saying. Let me say this, this type of production is the reason I don’t watch ESPN. Also, unfortunately MLBNetwork is starting to rub me the wrong way with similar antics (Thanks Millar/Armsinger!)
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on May 7, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
I really dislike Kevin Millar.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
MLB Home plate plays the live MLB network feed in the evenings now on XM Radio. I had no idea it was Millar for about a week (serves me for watching TV on the radio). I seriously could not come up with who he was. At first, I thought it was some sort of “Joe the Plumber” average stupid fan, but then he kept referring to his playing days. Wow what a moron
Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels
I remember the interviews he’d do when he was with the Sawx. I lived in Boston at the time. They were utterly asinine. At least Curt Schilling has an idea of what he wants to say. Millar is just a doofus. I also didn’t like how Sawx fans were vehement that he was the best first-baseman in the AL.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Ha! Red Sox fans are dumb.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 7, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
I haven’t seen it, but is it really any worse than the “Panda is distracted by cake” clip that we all love so much?
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I haven't seen this one.
Can someone post it?
Bowker, Denker, and Holmker.
by DubsFanByTheZoo on May 7, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
It was originally made by Dodger fans. We reclaimed it!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
EXCEPT ESPN
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 7, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
brainsplode
Wow. I hate Schulman, ESPN and Bengie. I don’t know what to think of this…
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 7, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
get rid of them
especially the ones on the Giants
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Interestingly
no one bothers to make fun of the only people in MLB that seem to think Molina deserves to play baseball at all, let alone for $6. That’s worth some Chariots of fire, more than silly outrage over what some trust fund baby in Bristol thought was funny at 3 AM.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
$6M
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s not worth $6 mil but he’s still good enough to play baseball. Do you think he’s worse than most teams’ backup catchers?
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
he's worse than the Giants' starting 3B
and the starting 1B in Fresno, and that’s good enough for me.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sorry
all I can hear is “im really old and complaining”
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Fuck Schulman
Bengie disrespects himself by going out there everyday in the terrible shape he’s in. He wonders why the hell he can’t get a contract with anyone, maybe it’s because he looks like a fucking walking heart attack. That play last night was disrespectful to his team, to the game and to us fans who are unfortunate to have to see such a pathetic excuse of a play. That shit was little league bad. I was at a pizza joint watching the game and everyone was just DISGUSTED.
Everyone on the west coast already hates BSPN by now. No need to comment on that. Sounds like Henry is a little too sensitive just like his pal Bengie. Henry if you’re going to talk about journalistic integrity of ESPN, maybe you shouldn’t be bringing personal biases of the team you cover into it and sound so offended because they made fun of somebody you cover (and seemingly like).
by Hobbes2d on May 7, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd!
I totally agree. If Michael Oher at 6-4 and 310 can run a 5.16sec 40, Bengie can whip his fat ass into some semblance of physical condition and run faster than my three year old daugter…
Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels
But that’s just it. You don’t even have to be fat to be slow (J.T.). So the joke isn’t even inherently directed at his weight. If he were so sensitive about his weight, and people were specifically making fun of that in a particularly cruel way, there might, might be something to that, but in this case no one mentioned his weight or called him “Tubby” Molina or something.
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on May 7, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Also
When hasn’t ESPN not been a little sophmoric? This is a station that used to employ pseudo comics as everyday anchors for Sportscenter in Rich Eisen, Craig Kilborn, Keith Olberman etc. They were doing this shit back when Schulman LIKED ESPN too. GTFO.
Next time I’m on JetBlue, I’ll just watch the Cartoon Network.
I thought everyone watched the Cartoon Network on JetBlue?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I like old school cartoons
I watch Boomerang
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
OT: Where to eat near the Fillmore?
Going to the Drive By Truckers show tomorrow night. Where should we eat?
Also, what sort of parking options are we looking at?
Thanks!
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
You can park in the Kabuki center across Geary on Fillmore.
I like Dosa, which is at Post and Fillmore (right across Geary). It’s southern Indian. Super Good. There are a ton of small bistros/pizza/etc north of Geary on Fillmore.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Agree that Dosa is good..
Also could do Yoshi’s if you like Sushi. It is not great, but is fine. Actually Kiss Seafood in the Japantown Mall is great. Cafe Kati is pretty good too.
Agree you should park in the Kabuki mall
Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels
Isn’t Kiss like 3 tables though? There is a ton of great stuff in the japantown mall though. From Sushi to Okonomyaki
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
12 seats...
Review from Zagat.com Food rating=28
Each dish surpasses expectations" at this "swimmingly good" 12-seater hidden from the "Japantown action", so "buck up" and "put yourself in the hands" of the "true" sushi chef for a "sublime" seasonal culinary "adventure"; "warm", "family-run" service and "genuine Japanese ceramics" add to the "personal" touch, making "epicureans", "experts" and groupies in the "Kiss army" all the more willing to "rock all night long, so long as I can get a reservation."
Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels
Interesting Fangraphs Article about relievers
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/fun-with-shutdowns-meltdowns/
Pertinent to our interests:
Interestingly enough, Brian Wilson had the highest percentage of his outings end in either a Shutdown or a Meltdown of any reliever
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 7, 2010 10:59 AM PDT reply actions
That’s our Brian!
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 7, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Someone knock together a Two Face Brian wilson photo shop
I believe in Brian Wilson
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
that's not interesting
its why heart attack rates in SF spike in the 9th inning.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
To this day when I think of the Mets and Mike 'Sbarro' Pizza
I think of when he had to hold a press conference to say that he is not gay.
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
One of the funniest things ever. Giant jackass for that one, Mikey boy. I loved that Neil Patrick Harris held a press conference to deny rumors that he was straight.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 7, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
there were rumors here in New York that he was living with gay New York weatherman Sam Champion.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Piazza feeling the need to deny those rumors is what troubles me. He should have just ignored them. Having a press conference makes it seem like Piazza really didn’t want people to think he’s gay.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 7, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Having a press conference makes it seem like Piazza really didn’t wantpeoplehis godfather to think he’s gay.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
he got married soon afterwards to some Penthouse model. They’ve been married for about five years now and for what it’s worth, no children. Is that because he’s gay or because he’s impotent from steroid use?
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Probably because she realized he’s Mike Piazza and she can’t have sex with him for that reason.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 7, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
She’s actually just sterile from having sex with him.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
STD BURN!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
It does when you get it from Mike Piazza.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
According to wikipedia, they have two daughters.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I heard he had them with Debbie Rowe.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Hey Mr. Met, you have something on your face.
by SoFa King Mike on May 7, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
LOL dirty
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
ROFL
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
aww c'mon I love Mr. Met
He’s the only redeeming quality the Mets organization possesses.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
I am partial to the rising apple...
This is like The Jerk…
I hate the Mets!
Except Mr. Met… I’ll take him… but I hate everything else about the Mets! Well, except for the rising apple… Mr. Met and the rising apple, that’s all I’ll like…
The Mr. Met part made me laugh so much.
http://backporch.fanhouse.com/2010/03/18/the-dugout-new-york-mets-spring-training-2010/
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
My all-time favorite Mr Met line comes from here
http://dugout.progressiveboink.com/archive/dugout4-25-06×3.htm
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
LOL Mets
After missing two years with injuries, they guaranteed Kelvim Escobar 1.3 million when everyone else was offering him only a minor league deal. He somehow passed his physical, and when he showed up for spring training he couldn’t even raise his arm in the air. He’s out for the year.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
by rxmeister on May 7, 2010 11:09 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Did LOLmar Minaya borrow the Giants medical staff?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Yeah, I’m not so sure I want to go to NYC this weekend.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
No worries
The suspicious package turned out to be just a sock stuffed in Zito’s jock.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 7, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
LEAVE ZITO ALONE!!! HOW DARE YOU!!! HE’S A VETERAN!!!
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on May 7, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
NO RINGS
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 7, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
That's how the terror wrists win!
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on May 7, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
/DeRosa takes notes.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Hopefully this turns out to be nothing so I don’t feel bad about these jokes later.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
ISWYDT
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on May 7, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
..with left hand.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 7, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
An all-clear was declared Friday after authorities investigated a suspicious package left in front of a hotel in Times Square and determined that it contained water bottles, police said.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
I think Toronto got the wrong address on our delivery for the Fred Lewis trade return.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s a new brand of terrorism by which the Taliban makes us look like complete and total tools by planting suspicious things in suspicious places that turn out to be water bottles.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
We’ll show them by treating these suspicious things with blase disregard.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
It’s the only way to win.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
And I’m not criticizing them for treating it like a serious matter. Obviously, especially coming on the heels of the car bomb, it is a serious matter and should be treated that way. I just think it’s funny that it was water bottles.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
they are dangerous…
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 7, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I was also kidding.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
And i like the idea of a group of government scientists, experts, and authority figures gathered around a table, trying to their best to figure out how to fight terror while still looking cool.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Hey, dihydrogen monoxide in its various forms kills millions of people a year!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 7, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I was going to, actually, but plans fell through. :/
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on May 7, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
If so, i’m one too!
These pretzels are making me thirsty
by NuschlerFace on May 7, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Not at all – that shit’s hilarious.
/returns to gluing pictures of Jessica Alba to the wall
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 7, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
A sociopath doesn’t worry that he comes across as a sociopath.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Except as it might interfere with his sociopathic activities.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
It looks like Jeff Passan soiled himself all over Stephen Strasburg today, but I couldn’t get myself to click the link and I’ll be damned if I ever post a link to a Jeff Passan column.
The tease is funny, though: “For Stephen Strasburg to rise from Triple-A to Cooperstown, he must steer clear of 12 pitfalls which claimed others.”
lolwut?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
He must answer me these questions 3
Dare the other side he see
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 7, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
- - The Sphinx’s riddle.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 7, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
12 steps? Is Strasburg a recovering alcoholic?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
That's why he is out of AA now
and onto AAA.
/self applause
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 7, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
He must give himself to a higher power.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
So is Lincecum.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 7, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
2010 stats so far
Jason Bay 2010 : .238/.345/.376 .324 wOBA, 0.1 WAR on .338 (!) BABIP — career average .327
Mark Derosa 2010: .205/.298/.277 .259 wOBA negative 0.2 WAR on .239 BABIP — career average .309
Fred Lewis 2010 : .286/.338/.471 .348 wOBA 0.0 WAR on .373 BABIP — career average .360
Mark DeRosa is seriously under achieving and unlucky base on his BABIP, but holy shit Jason bay’s horrible stats is actually slightly over achieving based on his BABIP.
In other news, both Adam LaRoche and Aubrey Huff are worth 0.7 WAR to their teams so far.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Your fancy stats make me hate Brian Sabean.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 7, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
At least Mark DeRosa is allowed to play out of his slump. Right?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 7, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
From Fred's Facebook
What a day folks! A come from behind win today… 3for5 I love the lead off spot
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, I’m FB friends with Fred… the whole didn’t want to hit leadoff thing is totally overblown and very time someone drags that old chestnut out I will post this direct refutation. Or at least until I tire of it… maybe never again, frankly.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
But can Fred Lewis play a crappy second base???? I didn’t think so.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
flexibility
and I bet he can play a crappy second if we define the lower boundary of crappy sufficiently low.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
like say Velez low
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I would like to take Mr. Met down a notch on the happy scale
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
paging Giants medical staff
from Xanax to Zoloft?
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
The year 2000 was relatively early in my baseball fandom. Being 14 at the time, I remember the 2000 Metropolitans as the first group of people I outwardly hated. I despise Benny Agbayani, Timo Perez, Mike Piazza and the rest of that shitty team.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 7, 2010 11:41 AM PDT reply actions
the guy who really did us in in that series was Edgardo Alfonzo. He later did us in further by joining the Giants.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
I’m tired of being done in by random dudes.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I still blame Felix Rodriguez
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 7, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I blame Dusty for leaving him in to pitch the tenth after he gave up a two run HR to Alfonzo in the ninth. Nen was still out there in the bullpen, and since the game was in SF, you don’t keep him in the bullpen for a save situation.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
I remember spinning around in the corner of the room like Rainman
Saying over and over again, “Put in Nen, put in Nen, put in Nen.”
I’m kind of amused imagining GRM doing this.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
grant, perpetually stoking the haters
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Haters gonna Hate.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Read that wrong.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
same diff
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 7, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
STROKIN' THE HATERS
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
ESPN's Rankthe top NL pitchers
http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=1&listId=617
I’m ecstatic to see 4 Giants pitchers amongst the 15 choices. Do your part and bring Jonathan out of the 15 spot!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
mind boggling
2 people actually pondered the question “who is the best starter in the NL?” and their tiny little brains produced “Livan Hernandez” as the answer.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 7, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
How can you not love a 3 K/9 and 1.25 K/BB ratio? Cy Young peripherals.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 7, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
The fact that he’s even included in the freaking poll is a testament to people with tiny little brains.
BUT 0.99 ERA!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
But Howie, if there weren’t people with tiny little brains, who would laugh at your jokes?
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 7, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I always have me.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF
Both Carp and Waino ahead of Zito.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Matt Cain: 7th starter at best
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Why does Brad Penny's pic have him in a dodger hat?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Because ESPN is trying to cover up his awful tenure on the BoSox.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Even since then he has been on 2 other teams!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
For one month each.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
That is to say, it’s much easier to dig up a stock photo of Penny as a Dodger than as a Giant or Cardinal.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOLazy
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Halladay
Timmy in first on points while not having the most 1st place votes.
It’s the Cy Young voting all over again. Where are the St. Louis beat writers?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Halladay and ubaldo have more first place votes than timmy
god, there are a lot of fucking stupid people out there.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
god, there are a lot of fucking stupid people who watch ESPN out there.
Fixed.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
oh
there’s a difference?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
That spelling of Tim's name
FOUL!
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
I am jealous of a lot of teams' young players...
Ike Davis isn’t one of them. The kid’s gonna be ok, but not an All Star type player like the NY media would have you believe. To be sure, he’s a nice cheap player to have right now, but I wouldn’t forecast a tremendous future.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on May 7, 2010 11:47 AM PDT reply actions
Yeah, I think he’s getting a lot of East Coast love because the Mets came in with crappy first basemen and Ike hit a homerun right after he came up. I doubt he’s the answer at first for them.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 7, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Hold on a second
Are you trying to tell me that a prospect for a NY team is overhyped?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 7, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
That would never happen.
/ESPN
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 7, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
/Joba'd
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Nice Jack Handy ref
If your keys fall into a river of lava forget them man, they’re gone.
by Rorsavelt on May 7, 2010 12:00 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Mets are Kind of Like the Anti-Red Sox
or maybe the converse Red Sox. It’s easy to hate the Mets franchise, but I actually have sympathy for Mets fans. Their half of the “NY Giants” was apparently to share the “Haplessness” with Giants fans. They are also doomed for eternity to live in the shadow of the Yankees, and they only 1/2 deserve that (the Dodger half, obv.)
It’s converse of the Red Sox, a team I kind of liked when they were hapless, but OMG TEH FANS THEY ARE OBNOIX AMIRITE?
Still, I enjoy seeing the Mets lose/suffer in a way that I don’t enjoy the same to say, the Cubs.
TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development
The Mets are annoying
they think they’re good even though they have done nothing to deserve it. We should win.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
What have you clowns done exactly?
There is no hope.... there is no future....there is only GRISSIONZ
The 2010 Mets- Hey, we may suck, but what did you expect?
We can do magic tricks, pile 30 of us into one car, and put out fires with buckets of confetti.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
Damn, I was .003 seconds too late.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 7, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Face painting. Balloon sculpting. Magic. Juggling.
Seriously, you name it, we’ve done it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
All your moms.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 7, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Well… not totally choked in September for one.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
We’re run by llamas and bothans.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously. Are we supposed to raise money for him? I’ll ride my bike for a while if it helps.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 7, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
His eyebrows are more manicured than Jonathan Sanchez’s.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Looks like a shittier Rob Lowe
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
Eighty year old David Wright on Old Timers Day
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
I hate the Mets
I have a feeling that I just don’t like New York sports fans very much. Also:
FUCK THE DODGERS!
SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN!
GO BLOW A GOAT MIKE PIAZZA!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Missing the game
going to see mason jennings tonight WOOT WOOOT. Go dirty. Try to BEAT THE OTHER GUYS, etc etc
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Edgar Renteria just said he is going on the DL. No corresponding move yet.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 12:52 PM PDT reply actions
Please let it be Rohlinger
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on May 7, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Shhh. Xanthan might hear you.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
as long as he stays more than 200 yards from her, he’s ok.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 7, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
NATIVE WISCONSIN NATIVE RYAN ROHLINGER IS RUMORED TO RETURN SOON TO THE MAJOR LEAGUES OF BASEBALL.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
JUDY!
WE CAN"T WAIT FOR MORE INCITEFUL COVERAGE!
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
WILL ROHLINGER’S SKILLS AT PLAYING MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL SEND “HONG KONG PANDA BEAR” PEDRO SANDOVAL TO THE SHOWERS?? IF YOU HAVE ANY INFO, SEND IT TO MY COMPUTER.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 7, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
YES!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
(i mean, i never root for injury. But I root for my team, and this makes it better)
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Ryan Rohlinger is on his way here and will be recalled, Bruce Bochy said. Should be here by game time. Likely a pitcher coming, too.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Beat me to it
I’m happy about this news
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on May 7, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Who is the pitcher replacing?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Please be Velez Please be Velez Please be Velez
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 7, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez?
oh please, oh please, oh please
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on May 7, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Please please please please please be Velez.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
$ on Bowker… should be Velez
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 7, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
what about TI?
He’s been man without a country for a while now.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Do we really need another pitcher on the staff right now? Seems like a dumb move.
Hopefully it’s Sosa.
We need as many pitchers on this team as it takes to make sure Velez is not on this team.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d like to take credit for the reverse jinx.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
IAWTC
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
It's been nice knowing you, John Bowker
Now go prove you can do it in AAA again!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
REJOICE!
RHP Bautista also coming up. Looks like Velez going down.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I am Eugeniophoric.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Zorakophoria
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
newsletter
Velez going down, Walkoff baltimore chop rejoices
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Bautista?
the guy who couldn’t cut it on the Pirates? Career ERA of over 6? that guy?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 7, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
sure, but kinda puzzling move unless the team has really low expectations for Dirty and Wellemeyer this weekend.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 7, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
right, he probably gets 3 of Wellemeyer's innings?
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Makes sense, maybe, since the relievers saw a lot of action (in terms of number of appearances) in Miami, and there’s no day off between the Marlins and Mets series.
Giants Baseball: TORTURE
long reliever, yes
I just wouldn’t expect it to be Bautista, though I guess he has been throwing well so far this year.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 7, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
DOES IT REALLY FUCKING MATTER WHO WAS CALLED UP?!?!?!
VELEZ BE GONE!
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
+1000000000
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I think they only had 39 spots filled on the 40-man roster.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 7, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
IIRC
Players on the 15 day DL remain on the 40 man roster. Players on the 60 day do not.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I believe the trade of Fred Lewis created an open spot on the 40-man roster. The DL of Rent just creates an extra space on the active 25-man roster (for Rohlinger) but not the 40-man roster, and the option of Velez opens another spot for Bautista.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 7, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Fixed
I believe thetrademartyring of Fred Lewis created an open spot on the 40-man roster.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 7, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Then it's official
We can start the over/under on when Velez returns to the starting lineup. I say July 15 is a reasonable target and I take the under…
Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels
And then all he has to do is get one hit in his first game back back and all the “NEW & IMPROVED VELEZ!!!” talk can start flowing from Giants HQ.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 7, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: for OOTP players
Is it worth upgrading from the free OOTP8 to version 10 or 11? How much better is the gameplay?
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
I too would like to know the answer to this question. My OOTP 8 stopped working recently.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I’ve figured out one of the glitches in it.
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on May 7, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
pokemonz?
I haven’t had problems with it (outside the occasional crash, especially in the commissioner mode) but do tell.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
If you try to click on players in the trading block tab while in commissioner’s mode, the game crashes.
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on May 7, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I can no longer open the pitching or batting order tabs.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Huh, that is strange
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on May 7, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't had that either
is it specific to one season, or overall?
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Overall. The game just crashes. I even tried uninstalling and reinstalling, but it keeps happening.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
hmm
and tried backup seasons/new seasons?
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup
It’s bizarre.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
did you try
the 500-page manual? I think it’s for v.9 but still was helpful, and where I learned about the commissioner-sim bug.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
At this point I think I’d rather shell out for the upgrade than read the manual.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
it's really pretty good
but if you troll the forums and decide the bugs are really reduced, go for it. I will when I finish repairs.
I think jprawny said it’s worth upgrading, and less buggy.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I installed OOTP 8 on my macbook and can’t even start a season without it locking up and crashing on me…Sad face…I was really excited to give it a shot.
are there different versions for MAC?
I get a weird error message if I try to play on my netbook, but if I plug it into a monitor it’s no problem. So, maybe a display-related crash?
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
soooooo
I’ll assume you have the Mac version? I won’t ask if you plugged your computer in etc.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
/Misses point of question.
Yes, I have the mac version…it crashes at the exact same spot every time…I have no idea what’s wrong with it…
STOP MAKING ME HUNGRY FOR MAC AND CHEESE ALREADY
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
question
where did this come from? I’m guessing heimy started it but I’ve always been curious
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Twas a random online comment from an employee who was bitching about his customers that Heimy quoted, IIRC.
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 7, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
it was a dumb question
as in, if you were trying to use the PC version I can see why it wouldn’t work!
Where does it crash?
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Both 11 and 10 are MUCH more stable than v8.
We’re just starting moving our league over to it.
BTW…if you have any interest in an online league, my email addy is my name here @yahoo.com
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Cubs called up Starlin Castro, he’s expected to start tonight at SS. I expect he’ll not hit at all for them….rushing your best prospect doesn’t seem like a good idea when your team already sucks.
Agree
Though it is Chicago, and they panic quite frequently
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on May 7, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
like moving Zambrano to the bullpen?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
ding ding ding
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on May 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
He should retire after one game
2 for 5 with 6 RBIs and a homer in his first at bat.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Tommy Lasorda might have a bastard child with Jessica Alba, and she might grow up to be a beautiful young lady
Not according to my calculations:
Daniel Turpen is a Giant Beaver
by fwoty oz on May 7, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Oh god kill it with fire
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on May 7, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
DEAR GOD SUBJECT LINE!!!!
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
And subject line please :(
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Except for the teeth, that actually looks like it could be a real person.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY DID YOU FORGET THE SUBJECT LINE YOU BASTARD
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
sometimes these threads are a little bit like 'Nam.
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on May 7, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
quite possibly the most disgusting thing i've seen in my life DDDD::::
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Goddammit. I’m at work here… there are obscenity rules in the workplace. Subject line please.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
hey look it's Britney Spears
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
HOORAY FOR AD BLOCK PLUS!
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
YES
Eugenio Velez optioned. Giants are Purchasing the contract of RHP Denny Bautista.
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
rejoice.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
FUCK YES!!!!
Our long national nightmare is over.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
w00t
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I tried explaining this last time
Velez has an option because his 2005 season only consisted of 67 games. He may have joined the team late that season and did not get 90 days on the team.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
DFA!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
OH MY GOD!!! OHHH MYYY GODDDD FUCKK YESSSSSS
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
wow
I really figured they’d get rid of TI or Bowker…
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Bautista is going to be really unpopular
Meh…
At least Velez is gone now
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 7, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Bautista’s leash will be a lot shorter than Velez’, though.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
And then Velez will get called back up!
After all, he’ll have hit the snot out of the ball in AAA.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll give him a slight grace period…
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 7, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
YES!!! HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE!!!
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on May 7, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
HOO-FUCKING-RAY!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I am speechless with joy.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 7, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
/taps shoulder
typing is a type of speech
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
Velez is gone :D
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Rowand CF
DeRosa LF
Sandoval 3B
Huff 1B
Uribe SS
Schierholtz RF
Downs 2B
Whiteside C
Sanchez P.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions
Upside: Yay, Nate! Downside: hitting 7th and 8th
by Every6thDay on May 7, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
ICWYDT
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 7, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Crafty.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 7, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Moyer like
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Wow
Schierholtz is batting 6th???
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on May 7, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Bruce bochy is a fucking mental patient
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
made me lol
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
and not the Hannibal Lecter kind either…
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 7, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL BOWKER
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Postive Thinking
If Nate gets 400+ ABs this year, maybe Bowker is next year. Nate’s been waiting around longer and was the Bowker for the last few seasons.
Let's bring the...
I see what you mean. Also, it’s kinda nice that the reason Bowker is sitting is that Nate is doing well, instead of being blocked by someone who obviously sucks (it isn’t clear yet that DeRosa obviously sucks).
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I can appreciate this way of framing the situation.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Shift A
I can only assume we’ve properly blasted Schulman’s asinine article on ESPN and Bengie, yes?
sure
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
GOOD THINGS ARE HAPPENING!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Velez being optioned means Downs is here for a while.
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on May 7, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
GOOD THINGS!!!!! YES!!!
GOOD DECISIONS ARE BEING MADE. What is going on?!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Rohlinger, Bautista up
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on May 7, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahaha the Auburey Huff interview is amazing
“what led you to the Giants this offseason?” — Fitzgerald
“They’re the only team that called. They made an offer and I said let’s do it!”
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
just like how I got into college!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 7, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
extending MLB careers since....
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
“Susan, do I have to dial “9” first??"
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 7, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
“Sir, that’s a microwave.”
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 7, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd the string
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, he wrote his number down for us on a napkin with the words “Free Handjobs”. Of course we were going to call.
It wasn’t until later on that we found out he was talking about giving them to himself.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
nice
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a feeling that is how I'll get married eventually.
“What led you to married Scooter?” – Future in laws
“He’s the only that called. He made an offer and I said let’s do it.”
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 7, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope her grammar will improve with time.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Grammar? But I just met her!
I would also prefer not to see GrahamCrackalackin’ anywhere near my future wife so he can’t grammar too.
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 7, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Kinda like my wife and in-laws
“What led you to marry Josh?”
“The thing is, it happened.”
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 7, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
The only positive I can glean from the idea of marriage is:
If ever I want to give up on the idea of having sex and become suddenly interested in having someone tell me all my flaws every day, then it seems like a good situation.
Other than that, there are too many people on this planet and there’s every chance your kid will grow up a sociopath, so why bother?
Btw, Why Bother? was the runner up to the It’s MAGIC Inside slogan.
Your ideas about marriage are not informed by experience obviously… or if they are, I feel badly for you.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
A good marriage and rooting for a World Series winner are two situations in life I have yet to witness.
memo to you
your personal experience does not = fact.
Not to be a dick, but I totally understand marriage and have seen plenty succeed.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Memo filed under 'No Kidding'
Rather than say “In my experience,” I qualified my comment with ‘the only positive I can glean’…
I did not say and do not believe that marriage isn’t for everyone, but like people who love Grey’s Anatomy, I don’t see it.
You don't understand why it would be nice to spend your entire life with someone?
Rather than just sleeping with someone different every few days? THAT makes no sense to me.
Forget what marriage has BECOME, the whole point of it is to find the right person and enjoy your life with them. I’m not sure how that’s a bad thing. The reason marriage has such a bad rap now is because most of the people who get married are idiots and either get married too young or don’t learn enough about the person, and then all of the sudden the honeymoon’s over and they’re a total a-hole.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
That would help
I’m in that line
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Kinda what bondslegend said
Most people are assholes. Marriage didn’t make them that way. If you’re not one, try to find someone like you and marriage will work for you too.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
LOL CUBS!
Not only did they rush Castro to the Majors, but they also promoted Vitters to AA, when he’s not really performed all that great there in about 80 games. Though his stats this year are meh.
I hope Rohlinger has corrected that throwing problem….
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 7, 2010 1:19 PM PDT reply actions
Shameless self-congratulation...
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/11/5/1117567/lukewarm-stove-the-beginning#23944302
Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels
It's only May 6
These are the Giants. It’s entirely possible Velez could be back on the ML roster by June 1.
Giants Baseball: TORTURE
not if he was really DFA’d to clear room for Bautista
Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels
True story
Giants booked an early flight from JFK to Fresno for Velez but he lost focus and couldn’t catch his flight.
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 7, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Also
LOL UNLOLEASH THE GORE WUZ EPIC WRONG
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Wow.
It’s a little hard to believe that they actually sent Velez back to Fresno. Amazing.
So McCoven probably likes DeRosa at 2nd over Downs. But Downs has looked solid up to this point, and Bowker has looked miserable. Is it horrifying to think that Downs will be a long term solution out there? He’s always hit in the minors and his defense would appear to be adequate. I can think of worse things than a home grown 2B.
Oh, wait. Freddy Sanchez.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Ignoring Sanchez
Downs doesn’t have an impressive minor league stat line. He couldn’t manage a .900+ OPS in the PCL. The scouts are also not enamored of him. That said, I do hope that he suddenly has become the next Jeff Kent. That would be awesome. It’s just not likely.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
THE SAME COULD BE SAID OF DUSTIN PEDROIA
Yeah, it isn’t likely. But he looks good out there. I’d prefer DeRosa to sit and Bowker play, but that won’t happen.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Denny Bautista?
we don’t have anyone better?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
If he sucks, it gives the team a good excuse to bring Velez back up.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Who?
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
I wouldn’t say Bowker has looked horrible. The last few games he actually played in he looked good. I’d put more stock in bowker improving than Downs keeping it up.
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on May 7, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
well
you are never going to work for the Giants
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I don't think I like DeRosa over anybody anywhere
at least not at the moment (and now that “Geno” is on the Frandsen express)
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Bowker looked good the first week. Then he got benched for no reason and has had only sporadic playing time since.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 7, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
In other news
I just found this…
Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.
by AXmrdrir on May 7, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 10 recs
I recall seeing that at the start of the year
Can’t remember where though.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 7, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Would rec
but it was already posted yesterday, I think. So no REC for you!
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 7, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you find it on the front page?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Rx rec.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn’t mind having 39 million in my bank account.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
yeah
the whole thing is way more ALOL Davis
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
That’s a lot of Big Mac money.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
And jewelry
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Blahaha
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
he did play like Number 2
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 7, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
He is not a number!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn he's huge
You know how struggling pitchers switch to hitting and vice versa, well JaMarcus wants to eat his way to be a franchise left tackle. Only like 45 more pounds to go!
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 7, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s not like he was tryna fuck.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, at least he can fall back on his education
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
probably won’t be too long until he has 0 in his bank account.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 7, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I was over at the Raiders blog and they were taking odds for when he will declare for bankruptcy.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
athletes aren’t really known for making a lot of wise investments with their earnings…
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 7, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
His signing bonus was spent on fur coats, $39 million is what Davis has paid him from 2007-on.
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 7, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
It does make that Alex Smith pick look a whole lot better by comparison.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
I wish Every6thday hadn’t made the small hands reference, because it would be a perfect response to this comment.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Great
This means tomorrow night I’ll get to see Speedy McFuckup in person.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 7, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions
Take one for the team. It’s better than any of us having to see him in person at Mays Field
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on May 7, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Funny thought
A buddy of mine just said he homerized his All-Star ballot, I said he should have made a write-in vote for Velez.
Now I’m thinking a good way to expose the sham of All-Star Game/Voting is to start a massive internet campaign to get Giants fans (and other team’s fans) to write-in Velez into the All-Star game as a starter. Granted this won’t happen but it made me chuckle at the thought of Velez trotting out to LF or starting at 2B over Utley. :D
That would be one way to get back at Manuel. Get Velez written in as a starter over Utley. Bwahahahaha.
We have to live with that inbred lunk picking his favorites again this year
Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels
no doubt, regardless of stats, Halladay will be this year’s ASG starter
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 7, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Headline in July
Halladay named All-Star starter for NL; Phillies’ bat boy earns last DH spot
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 7, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
16-year-old Manu Charles earned the final bat boy spot in spring training and leads all NL bat boys with a .775 BRR, .877 HPR and 1.000 SRFA.
BRR = Bat Retrieval Rate
HPR = Helmet Putaway Ratio
SRFA = Serving Rectum Face Average
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 7, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
And the traditional baseball community loved him, too.
As he had a 0.36 PKFBROAHP…
PKFBROAHP = Preventing Kids From Being Run Over at Home Plate
Just playing to formula.
Will Ferrell as [semi-professional athlete] doing [something stupid].
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it funny that what’s happening now (the young guys are emerging to take over spots for injured veterans) is exactly what this website was lobbying for before Sabes signed Franchez et al?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
and one of the reasons is that Franny might get injured. Or was already injured.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
well, not “ha ha” funny.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 7, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
FOR THE SWARM!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 7, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift A
Go Giants. Run, Mota, Run!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It was the coolest thing I’ve seen since the tripleplay.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: ESPN's malicious campaign against Bengie Molina continues
He just got the 3 Jeers on SportsNation for his failure to score from third
Somewhere in New York, Henry Schulman is weeping with bitter anger
in the best shape of my life
THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
I AM OUTRAGED!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
DAMN YOU ESPN!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
/Bengie types blog
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
resolves discussion
by eating pie and cake
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
/cries himself to sleep with a gallon of chocolate chip cookie dough
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 7, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
SportsNation?? UGH!!!
Colin Cowherd is a big turd of a douche
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
So… I’m super happy that Velez is down, we have a more balanced bench, and that we’re back to a 12 man staff, but… Why Bautista and not Joey or Kevin?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Im still saying — temporary Mop Up is the goal rather than a spot starter or long term long reliever
Let's bring the...
Then let me rephrase? Why do we still not have a long reliever? Right now, our mop-up pitcher is our long reliever, and he can’t pitch for more than two innings… And that’s when he’s pitching well.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Because Kevin pitched yesterday and got blasted?
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 7, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: LOL Dallas Braden
Let it go, dude.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
right?
BUT HE IS FROM THE 209 AND THEY DONT MESS AROUND THERE
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
I wonder if it’s because he’s from Stockton that has him so much on edge?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
“There are things that are going to have to happen,” Braden told CSN Bay Area on Wednesday. “Out of respect to my teammates, out of respect to the game. I think he’s probably garnered a new respect for the unwritten rules and the people who hold them close to their game. But I think you’re right, we don’t do much talking in the 209.”
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
“We don’t do much talking in the 209."
/won’t stop talking
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 7, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Guess they don't appreciate irony in the 209 either.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 7, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d be pissed, too, if I was from Stockton..
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 7, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
aren’t his 15 minutes up?
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 7, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
INVENTING UNWRITTEN RULES SINCE 2010
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL @ unwritten rules
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
no one has made a fanshot celebrating Velez being sent to Fresno yet?
You all disappoint me.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Is he really on the bus?
Tell me it’s true
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep
Speedy McFresno.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 7, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Did he get a bad jump on the bus?
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually ran in front of the bus while it was trying to pull into the street.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
but the bus just went right through his legs
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 7, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
The thing is
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Joel
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
/Runs past every stop sign
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
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He tried to outrun the bus
Before realizing it was the UPS truck.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 7, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Baron Fresno Von Ironglove
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Baron Fresno Melting in the Heat of a Thousand Suns
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
OT: I suggest everyone watch this video for a good laugh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOtqBsWEt-s
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I can't find humor in damaged testicles
Having once taken a one hop smash into the nads. I crawled around for a while and then vomited while my teammates laughed.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 7, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Cups
They are not just for drinking.
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 7, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Nut shots hurt like hell with a cup, too. It just redistributes the pain.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on May 7, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
You know what really hurts? A shot to the nuts that cracks your cup.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I've had the same experience.
Guys being hit in the nuts is still funny.
Best story: Football practice, guys are doing drills next to the baseball field. A home run flies over the wall and drills a guy, square in the nuts, in mid stride. Practice came to a halt.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
oh my god
that’s hilarious.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
that forms the basis for America’s Funny Home Videos..well, that and pets doing stupid shit.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 7, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: I have a confession.
I actually kind of like that Kesha song “Tik Tok.”
Not in the way that I would ever buy the CD/song…but when it comes on, I kind of dig it…
Am I banned?
my daughter loves that song too.
Oh, she’s 3.
You're F*cking Out!
by Kenny F*cking Powers on May 7, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Yet another sign I’m getting old: I have no idea what song this is.
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Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Consider yourself lucky and don’t tempt fate by looking for it on iTunes
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on May 7, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
you mean KE$HA?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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I felt ashamed enough admitting that I knew how to spell the song name right…I wasn’t willing to go all the way with the name.
BTW
the most recent simpsons has that song playing during the intro. It’s awesome.
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Here it is
pretty random, but funny
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This is the only acceptable use of this song as far as I’m concerned
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on May 7, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
IAWTC
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she's very annoying
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Why is she… why?
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
She literally has no talent
at least lady gaga went to juliard.
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Lady Gaga wears underwear with dickholes
You're F*cking Out!
by Kenny F*cking Powers on May 7, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
and Keisha has a terrible ass.
not just not great. terrible.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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KESHA
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KE$HA
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I was talking about the makeup and the glitter and the overall look. I haven’t heard the song.
Kids. I’m telling you.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
That's part of it
it’s all about image, as is everything these days. Nothing to do with who’s actually, you know, talented. Like Mason Jennings!
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I like crazy girls, but that’s too much crazy.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Agreed. Her crazy seems rehearsed. Everything she does screams “I’m totally drunk right now!! No really!! I promise!! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!”
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on May 7, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
You know the saying – Crazy in the head, crazy good in bed.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I think her ‘trying too hard’ act will carry over to the bedroom. Whatever the equally unattractive extreme of just laying there is, Ke$ha like does it.
MAKE IT WORK NOW!!!!
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Courtney Love, on line 1.
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That's actually a good comp
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This is insulting to Courtney Love. That bitch is actually bat-shit crazy and has been for years. Ke$ha is just doing it for show. Until she lets some random dude suck her teet in a McDonald’s or has her own daughter sue for custody removal, she hasn’t hit Courtney Love status yet.
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on May 7, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Serious. It’s all fake. She was one of the girls from a farm on the first season of The Simple Life
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Who hasn’t felt like doing a little McSuckling now and then?
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL FARM GIRL FROM THE SIMPLE LIFE
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’ve admitted to enjoying listening to Kelly Clarkson, so I don’t think you have anything to worry about.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Kelly Clarkson>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ke$ha
Add a ^10 when comparing their physical weight, too…
by Every6thDay on May 7, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don’t hook up i take it slow.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not tryna fuck.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
You know, my life would suck without you.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Taylor swift
and I like the part of that song right after the intro and before the chorus where it picks up a little. Other than that, can’t stand it.
OH yeah, and I like party in the usa. So I’m not gonna mock you
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WHEN YOU’RE FIFTEEN!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
IKR
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How the hell is someone 15 and a freshman in highs school?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Isn’t that true for most kids who don’t have their birthday in the summer?
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
Hah! And I just remembered your birthday is on July 10th!
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
yup
I was 15 and a freshman…
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On the first day of school?
That would mean your were 19 on the first day of your senior year
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
err 18
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
And if you have a summer birthday, you might well be 18 the first day of your senior year, I would imagine.
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Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Summer bday usually kicks you to a year later
/bday is July 10th, was 14 freshman year.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It depends. I believe some places won’t let you start kindergarten until after your fifth birthday. Without doing the actual math right now, I think that could make you 15 on the first day of school.
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Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
California made me a young one in my class.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Mmm.. not really. I think it’s more of a parents decision. As long as the kid is capable. My son’s bday is August 30th and the school year actually starts before his birthday. He’ll be 16 the first day of his senior year.
Mmm.. not really. I think it’s more of a parents decision. As long as the kid is capable. My son’s bday is August 30th and the school year actually starts before his birthday. He’ll be 16 the first day of his senior year.Of course, I remember back in my days school always started in September.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
You can say that again
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Also, wow 16 senior year?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I was 16 at the beginning of senior year.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I’m in this line.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
You can say that again.
You can say that again. Ferreals.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
um, no. 15, 16, 17, 18
You're F*cking Out!
by Kenny F*cking Powers on May 7, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
No
but i turned 15 like 4 months in… I think most people turn 15 while they’re freshmen
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I didn't
:(
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
My dad graduated at 17
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Me too.
MAYBE I AM YOUR FATHER?
Nah, nevermind.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He's a giants fan too!
O.M.G.
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Did someone tell you they loved you?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I must not have heard this song
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You didn’t believe them?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, if you turn 18 in your senior year, as many/most do, that means you would turn 15 your freshman year.
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That song says its the first day of school
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
oh
I guess I haven’t heard it
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You aren't missing much.
Makes me irrationally angry whenever I hear it. Drives my wife nuts.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
just because of the age thing?
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I said it was irrational.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I turned 14 when I was a freshman in high school.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Yes. 13 YO high school kids FTW!
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Let’s make a club!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Pffft. I was 12 when I started high school, and I was 16 when I started college. Just ignore that I was 31 when I got my bachelor’s….
by Grant Brisbee on May 7, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
My dad graduated from high school at 15 and the University of Florida at 18. So there.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 7, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I fall in this line.
OH yeah, and I like party in the usa. So I’m not gonna mock you
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Such a good song
fuck the haters. The only people who hate that song are people who are too embarrassed to admit they like it.
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Thought about it aaaaanndd...
Nope, pretty sure I actually hate it.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 7, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU ARE LYING TO YOURSELF, LIAR
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HATER
WHY CAN’T YOU JUST TRY PUTTING YOUR HANDS UP? THEY ARE PLAYING YOUR SONG!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
MY BUTTERFLIES
They are flying away!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 7, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
KE$HA recorde the demo version of SNSD's Run Devil Run
It’s the only reason I even know whot KE$HA is.
(And the SNSD version was so much beter….)
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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that's funny
when it comes on I turn off the radio, immediately
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Take It Off is way better
one of the great intro/drop, and good heavy beat throughout
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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
ugh
one of the it has a
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Our culture sucks
if you type “take” into youtube, “take it off kesha” is the first auto complete.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
meh
what other currently popular songs start with “take”?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Take my breath away.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I sustained a baseball-related injury today
I was outside playing catch with my 3 1/2 year old son (inasmuch as you really play anything specific with kids that age – they’re kind of all over the place); he threw me his glove, and I caught it, but tripped over the bottom step of the stairs up to the deck. Scraped up my knee pretty bad. I might have to go on the DL – in cases like that, do less-trafficked SBN sites count as out farm system?
/calls up a utility inflelder fanshotter to take his spot on the MCC roster
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Well, I am going to New Orleans tomorrow…aw, shit does this mean y’all are trading me to the Marlins for a PTBNL? :(
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I’m still waiting on the chestful of water bottles that the Blue Jays promised us in return for Fred Lewis.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
“I am going to New Orleans tomorrow”
Lucky bastard! NOLA is one of my very favorite places on earth. I went in November to “do research” on a script — gained five pounds in a weekend and had a hangover for a week after, but totally worth it.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 7, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Before you get jealous, consider this: the trip will be the first time since December I’ve been out of the city of Tallahassee, Florida.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
/jealousy cured
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 7, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
New orleans is so great
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Love New Orleans
Stayed at the Loews, watched a thunderstorm from the 20th floor, played TPC Louisiana. Love me some real gumbo.
You're F*cking Out!
by Kenny F*cking Powers on May 7, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I was there in December for the first time in 5 years. It feels small…
Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels
It might feel small, but I assure you it is definitely average sized.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
wait for it…….
You're F*cking Out!
by Kenny F*cking Powers on May 7, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Since I was alredy openly referencing the above penis conversation by making that comment, you might be waiting for a bus that already left the stop.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not a "sprawling metropolis", that's for sure
especially not since the flooding. It’s got its own vibe goin on
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Downtown and the Frech Quarter were the same. But the airport was an embarassment. Half of the terminals were still boarded up. Getting there is a chafe. And I hear that the population has shrunk by a vast number (several hundred thousand).
Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels
As of 2008, the Census Bureau estimate was that the population was back up to 336,644, up from 223,000 in 2006 but down from 484,674 as of the 2000 Census.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I was there in late 06/07
so yeah, it was a ghost town in a lot of areas. It’s picked up now though. Still a lot of work left to be done
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Clearly not a gamer
Play through it!
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 7, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Not a good soldier.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoever gets called up better have random numbers in their ass.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 7, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
That can be arranged.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
BREAKING NOOZ
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I WILL MOCK YOU REGARDLESS
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
The deuce you say!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Vrrrrrrrrrooooooooooommmmmmmm
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Friday
No one is working.
I can tell based on this thread.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 7, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions
Well, I am AT work.
Does that count?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Arnie gave me a free day off. Or 3.
You're F*cking Out!
by Kenny F*cking Powers on May 7, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm already done, bitches
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
OT: where have i seen this before.....
A prank literally spelled out in the University of Utah student newspaper has prompted administrators to put a hold on nine students’ transcripts.
The seniors wrote goodbye columns for The Daily Utah Chronicle’s April 28 edition. The first letter of each column is in larger type; together, they spell out two words referring to genitalia. One is penis; the other is a derogatory word for female genitalia.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2010/05/07/national/a134608D81.DTL&tsp=1
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Vagina is hardly a derogatory word.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Vulva!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Mulva?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
‘hoo ha’
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Vajayjay
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
thank you Oprah
You're F*cking Out!
by Kenny F*cking Powers on May 7, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
That's from Oprah?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
A Penis and Vagina Thread on the same page!!!!
Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels
Boys have a penis and girls have vagina.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m a cop you idiot!
You're F*cking Out!
by Kenny F*cking Powers on May 7, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Picking up the Kindergarten Cop Drop. Nice.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Not according to my little one. Boys have tails.
Me: “No, that’s really a penis.”
Her: /scrunches up face
Her again: “I’m just going to call it a tail.”
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
LITERALLY!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
hilarious
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I’ve always thought that Cunt sounds like a type of melon. Sounds juicy and yummy. How is this a bad thing? Vulva just sounds silly and vagina is the wrong word, anyway. Pussy isn’t too bad except most women choose to look like little girls nowadays which seems to negate the pussy aspect…
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 7, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
…
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
i miss him
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Destroyer of Worlds?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Informative.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/sidles away from positiveuphemism
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey guys, Velez is gone!
I feel like this deserves a 50th post. News this good doesn’t usually happen to us.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
VRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
YEAHH
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Too lazy to make a fanpost...
ESPN “Insider” had the obigatory “Is Posey the next to be called up” post earlier today. KLAW had this to say (and it could not be said better):
There’s some concern about Posey’s trouble catching better fastballs — and Giants pitchers do bring the heat — when he reached the majors, but it’s possible that was merely exhaustion from Posey’s first full pro season and rust from the fact that San Francisco brought him up only to have Bruce Bochy let him rot on the bench for three weeks. He could catch every day for the Giants right now if they weren’t too busy throwing money at the likes of Bengie Molina
Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels
KLAW has it wrong.
Bust isn’t up here because he is not good. Fact.*
- - not a fact
If Bust was good, then he would be in the majors.
We must all start calling for him to be traded for middle relief or a quality veteran middle of the order bat.*
- - we must not do this
The Giants organization is not known for listening to its fans, but I believe we can make this change. *
- - the one time the Giants listen to the fans, they follow advice given ironically/sarcastically/whateverly
Stale report by Law. That’s at least a month old, though not much less true than it was before.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Sorry- Trying to avoid copyright issues.
Here is the intro part of it:
The Chicago Cubs became the first club to call up an elite prospect by tabbing Starling Castro their new starting shortstop Friday, and it came right after the 20-year-old went 2-for-3 with a triple to extend his hitting streak and raise his season average to .376. So perhaps a big game by Buster Posey could do the same thing for he and the Giants?
Posey went 4-for-5 with two doubles and a homer Thursday, improving to .343/.436/.525 with 11 extra-base hits on the season. The problem for San Francisco is that Bengie Molina is hitting the baseball well in the big leagues right now and the club would be removing one hot bat for another if that move was made.
But, as ESPN Insider’s Keith Law suggests, Posey also bring a defensive and base running advantage with him, so perhaps it would help the Giants to see what the trade market might bring them for the veteran Molina. There are clubs out there right now that could use help at the position, including the Boston Red Sox, New York Yankees and Seattle Mariners.
Playing Posey at another position some is a possibility, as he played some first and third base in spring training, but it eliminates the overall value of adding him to the roster in the first place.
Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels
copyright issues?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
It's an insider post and I have gotten into trouble for quoting in past (by mods)
Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels
I mean the quote from Law is stale. Their rumors section just lifts scouting reports on file all the time so they can look like they have a pen of hard-working analysts giving you up to the minute info.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Seems to be spending more time on the the ass end of being a smartass than the smart end.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Johnny, Keith. Keith, Johnny.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Now that we’re all properly introduced, who wants some Arnold Palmer?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
y'know, it occurs to me
The one downer of my New Orleans trip was timing-related: we’re leaving Tuesday morning, and the Fresno Grizzlies are starting a series in New Orleans on Tuesday evening.
But with Velez demoted, maybe it’s best not to go to a Grizzlies game anyway.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
OT: Thanks South Africa Police?
“Our famous prayer is that the Americans don’t make the second round,” says South Africa’s police commissioner, who doesn’t want to deal with the headache of making sure President Obama doesn’t get killed, should he visit.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WOW
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
What do they know that we don’t? “We” being the American public, that is.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 7, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh my god, what a headache it is that I am this incompetent!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Just so you know
Having an American President visit your country really is a freaking big headache. Especially if you live relatively close to his hotel, and his car has to pass through your street a couple of times a day.
Just saying.
I was promised lasagna.
also
your university. Or your airport.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 9, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I got a paycheck today in the mail for a side job. Upon opening it I ripped it. Will th bank accept it as is?
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
is it in multiple pieces? You need to be more careful
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
No just half
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on May 7, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Then it should be ok, I would not deposit in the ATM though
Take it into the Teller and explain what happened.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I think they will, but you’ll probably have to actually go inside to deposit it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, come now.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU JUST PUT IT IN THERE WITHOUT USING A DEPOSIT SLIP THIS IS CRAZY!
/sorry, Chase, but my ATM has been doing this for well over a year now it’s not crazy.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
between this and their ad about the small businessman who thought Chase a new bank
Apparently they want to cater to a target demographer of ignorant dimwits.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
DO YOU THINK ITS EASY WHEN YOU KEEP DROPPING WINE?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
You don’t even need to endorse the damn things anymore.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
That won’t stop me from doing it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I just forget, usually. Never really made a habit of it, and never bring a pen with me to the ATM.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
don't put it in the atm
the torn part might get stuck and then you’ll really be SOL.
The bank is within their rights to refuse it but you will have better luck if you go to whatever branch your account was opened in.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
My Friday thus far:
10 AM – Anchor Steam brewery tour
12 PM – Tamales in Dolores Park
4 PM – Going out to golf
6 PM – Hopefully watch the conclusion of Sanchez no-no #2 at Beach Chalet
Graduating rocks.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Already there
Hopefully a pulled pork sandwich can go down there and settle those ruffians down.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
I need a pulled pork sandwich.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
You know, Mexican food has never given me anything like butt pee. Am I alone here?
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Nope.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
There was a period about 10 years ago, though, when Thai food gave me butt pee every time. That was sad. :(
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
thank god that doesn't happen to me
since I eat thai food like 5 times a week.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I got over it. It was annoying while it lasted, though.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Ah – galanga. That was a surprise one time.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Sounds like a great day!
Where did you play?
Congrats!
Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels
where you golfing?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
I love dolores park.
OT: Favorite park in SF? I usually head to Fort Mason, because it’s an easy walk from my house, but head to Dolores a few times a year…
Lands End is awesome.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Dog Shit Park
God I loves me Duboce. People are very very friendly.
But I live next to the Panhandle now and have become very fond of it.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
win
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Golden Gate Park, of course.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Then you’re missing out. It’s got something for everyone. I mostly just play a lot of disc golf and BBQ
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
I'm not tryna fuck
But the Giants ought to win this series.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
OT: Anyone else getting the Mets pregame on the KNBR feed on MLB.com?
Jerry Manuel ≠ smart
Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels
I love East coast games...
I get to listen to the best radio broadcast in baseball on my way home from work.
Makes the commute exponentially better. On this note, was anybody listening in the first (maybe second inning yesterday) when Jon was on a roll? I forget exactly what he was talking about, but I was laughing manically by myself in the car.
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