Post-game thread: Giants sweep the Marlins
There’s no reason to think that Aaron Rowand transforms from an average player into an All-Star every three years. There’s no celestial alignment, no moons-of-Jupiter tugging on his talent humor. Sure, there’s precedent. It was scientifically proven that Robb Nen was affected by biannual patterns of underground geothermal spring activity, which is why he alternated great years with okay years. But that was proven through a series of peer-reviewed papers. There’s nothing like that for Rowand. There’s no reason to think that every three years, Rowand becomes a beast of a hitter.
But danged if that wouldn’t be cool. While Matt Cain deserves all sorts of credit for being Matt Cain when being Matt Cain was exactly what the Giants needed, it would be remiss to write about the Giants sweep of the Marlins without focusing on Aaron Rowand for just a second. Runs batted in all over the place, balls flying out of the park, and diving catches in crucial spots: Welcome back, Aaron.
And I’m starting to believe it’s just a wee bit of magic inside, with inside being defined as wherever the Giants are.
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Magic inside Renteria’s aggravated groin
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I hear that if he gets some rest, the groin will be upgraded to “mildly annoyed.”
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
To be followed by "slightly perterbed"
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 6, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
What? Aggravated groin is evolving!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Time to walk the dog
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I read it as "inside Renteria's magic groin"
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
I liked that series.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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better than even Lost
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I won’t post a gif in this thread. ;-)
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Also encouraging: Best run differential in NL
by Viva Jon Miller on May 6, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I got your pythagoras right here, pal…
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
Keep him away from the kids.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
7 games over .500
17-10
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
I'm pretty sure
somewhere in the preaseson I said if we go 17-8 like we did in spring training that “I would do something crazy”.
Bullet dodged!
That is seriously awesome, though. This team is fun.
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I’ll get a little froggy about it when The Bums don’t have like 17 more games vs the Rox to play and the Rox manage to win more then 1 game out of 3 (12-24 in the last 2 seasons with only a Rox L this year so far).
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%
102-60
If Sanchez and Renteria stay out, this team could go places!
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions
It has been needing a cleaning
I almost resorted to the sharks, but they didn’t come through tonight.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 6, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL SHARKS INEVITABLE COLLAPSE
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If they really blow a 3-0 series lead I will LOLSharks
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I will LOLkillmyself.
Fear the Fin: Sharing Joe Thornton's love of wooly mammoths since 2009.
by Matthew_Taylor on May 7, 2010 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Awwww man
Were already 1/6th of the way through the season.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
Pretty good 1/6th
Pretty good sixth
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
5/6 left! HATER
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Yeah but that 5/6th of a season I will be using a PC. :p
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on May 6, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sorry
save up! One day you can get a real computer.
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You are still able to right slick.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
*click
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
chasm? Both the Mighty and Magic Mouse have two sides of the mouse. Also, the track pad has the option to two finger click.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
nope, just haven’t touched a Mac in a long time. The close window box is in the wrong corner too.
Let's bring the...
lol. That took me a while to get used to.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Two finger SCROLLLLLLLLLL
Also, two finger right click
Also, four fingered show all windows.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Wait…Mac=Vagina?
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on May 6, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
But damn hard to go back once you’re started
So many things are so damned intuitively convenient (spotlight, those corner function things, multiple finger motions on the trackpad) that you just get angry at PCs.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
I’m pretty sure most men find those to be neither intuitive nor convenient.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 6, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Macs have been able to right -click for like a decade.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on May 7, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Six runs scored in a Matt Cain start? Say what you will about that Grant Frisbee, but the man can deliver a reverse jinx.
That was ridiculous.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
and awesome
something else: Apparently THAT VERY DAY Tim Lincecum was on TV and said “somebody’s going to throw a no hitter and it might not be the ace of the staff, it might be an unsung hero kind of guy”. Seriously.
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Ha, that has PiKA’s first post. He didn’t say much then.
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A very different Pika, too.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
drunker?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
sober
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
er.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait, we’re we supposed to formally introduce ourselves when we joined? Guess I missed that, oops.
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on May 6, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Some people find it necessary. It really isn’t.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
It’s quaint.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
And curious.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 7, 2010 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m going to formally extroduce myself when I leave.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions
A lot of people on the Internet do that
I HATE YOU ALL AND I’M NEVER COMING BACK AND YOU’LL ALL SEE HOW TERRIBLE THIS PLACE IS WITHOUT ME AND I HOPE YOU FORGET THAT I WAS EVER HERE
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
WHERE DID YOU GET A COPY OF MY EXTRODUCTION NOTES? OF COURSE THAT IS ONLY A FIRST DRAFT BUT I THINK IT’S PRETTY MUCH GOOD TO GO ANYWAY.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
That? Is fucking awesome.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably not
Wellemeyer is back in the rotation on Saturday
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Against Johan Santana. Unpromising…
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
Not promising
But that’s why we play the games.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Turn the ball over to Medders in the 4th.
Let Nate throw an inning.
Get some at bats for Velez.
Watch the scoreboard and hope the Fathers lose.
It could be fun.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
Glad to see the afterglow of the sweep is lingering for you, too.
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Hey, that’s what they said about Halliday, too. And Wainwright. And… um… Moyer.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 6, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I've said it before
I don’t really think about the pitchers we face at all, since most of the runs we score are a complete fluke anyway, and are just as likely to happen vs a great or an awful pitcher.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
Actually MORE likely
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
we seem to do well against good pitchers
I think it’s because they can’t set us up and because we’re hacking regardless
also, IIRC
we hit him pretty well both times we faced him last year.
That’s how legends are made
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
This isn’t supposed to be here
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 5:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Molina is kinda slow, huh?
But not that Nate guy. he’s pretty vroom. How many tools?
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
It’s amazing what happens when guys like Nate get playing time. Take note, Bochy.
by kdl on May 6, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
last night I was wondering
“dude, why are you running so hard on a dribbler to 1B?”
Watching actual baseball player-athletes is pretty entertaining.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe Nate + Downs + DeRosa = Bowker
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
About Nate — how hot would he have to get in order for Bochy to move him out of the #8 spot? Or is he doomed to stay there forever, because that’s the spot where he got hot?
Bochy wouldnt risk disrupting Nate's streak
with such interference like that.
Bat Nate Ninth
Move the pitcher up to 8th. That is all.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
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I liken it to the Matt Kemp situation with the bums last season
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by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Aaron Rowand: Leadoff hitter
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don't you listen?
He’s producing in the 8th spot, which is the most important in baseball. He and Downs are battling for it; whoever loses will be sent to Fresno.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions
And not one of the smartest on the basepaths either
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
i enjoyed this series quite a bit.
Edgar Renteria and Eugenio Velez played no role whatsoever.
coincidence?
Renteria hasn’t been bad this season.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
He hasnt had the chance.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
cherry picking
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
saying he hasn’t been bad this season isn’t? he’s had more games looking like the edgar renteria of last year than not. i think it’s a better argument to invoke SSS, for either perspective.
anyways, looking back it’s really not anything against Edgar Renteria personally, I just prefer seeing Juan Uribe and Matt Downs (while he’s still hitting well). Was disappointed to see Renteria make it into the starting lineup today when Downs has been crushing…again, not because of Edgar, but mainly because Juan or Matt would’ve sat.
that’s all.
Looking at most stats at this point in the season is cherry picking. Before he was hurt, Renteria was coming out of his slump. Downs being excellent is just as likely to be a mirage as renteria. Wanting to play the “hot hand” is fine, wanting renteria to get more rest because of downs play is fine, but we don’t know Rent is horrible yet.
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by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
That was three series, two of which happened to be in SoCal, where EVERYBODY sucked. So, meh. He’s still hitting over .300. I’ll take it.
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LOL BATTING AVERAGE IN SMALL SAMPLES
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LOL ONLY SAMPLES
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LOL RENTERIA IS NOT A GOOD PLAYER!
AND HIS REPLACEMENTS ARE CLEARLY BETTER!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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Tunnel vision is tunnel-y.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
You would rather have renteria
than either downs or uribe? really? You actually would?
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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I’d rather have depth at shortstop. It’s really not ridiculous to want Renteria to be good, and so far he has been serviceable when he hasn’t been injured.
I’d ask you to chill out, but since you insist on being a walking case of confirmation bias…
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I want Renteria to be good
And if ifs and buts were fruits and nuts we’d have Christmas every day
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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He's not good
and fuck off
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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But seriously
Renteria is not a good player. I don’t want him playing at the expense of players that are, you know, good. And it’s not my idea that they’re good- they’re actually better than Edgar. I can prove it and everything.
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by bondslegend on May 6, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I’m going to hope that I’m being chasm’d and move on.
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rec'd
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL IKR
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A Veteran SS is Money Down the Stretch!
Must save him for later.
Ed looks like a guy with at least 45 days worth of groin that might have got pulled.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Exactly NERDZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
If we could get Sanchez back soon
We could DL Renteria and have more time to see if Downs is the dealio realio
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Goofus seems to be psychic
and psycho, but that seems to be what they’re doing.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Completing sweeps are cool.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
it was weird
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Like a massage
It’s really not that good until it’s taken to completion
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Completing this sweep, while not necessarily more important than any other win
sure did feel cathartic.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
They were well-battered.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
nah
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
it's far too important
to get a man on before the pitcher comes up to end the inning.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Very much so
Best moment by far was the Rowand HR in the first game. I think everyone had given up on that game, 2 outs in the 9th…
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
I was already working on the ice cream sundae when that one happened
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Eating your feelings?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Best part about it is that it was to right field. RIGHT FIELD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
ah yes. The one that tied it up. But still, the one to RF was very much un-scott like.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
You mean not a squeaker over the left field wall?
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It's the Giants fault the Sharks lost today
Unfortunately, only one Bay Area team can use the broom at a time.
hehe
"Dodger Thoughts"
Oxymoron?
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LOL comment
The 2010 Dodgers is a disaster that is only going to get worse. I’m sorry I bought tickets to their set versus the Giants in the bay at the end of July… they’ll probably be 15 games behind the Giants and get swept too. What a waste of money already.
Posted by: GMAN2210 | 05/05/2010 at 11:21 PM
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 6, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to laugh at this
But knowing the REAL story, it’s just plain sad
HA HA HA HA!
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
I love that the Dogder fans are jumping ship already. How spoiled they’ve gotten in two seasons!
Demanding that ticket prices be reduced and whining about their team not being major league caliber… priceless.
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I should point out that that comment was written by a fellow named GMAN2210. I’m guessing a Giants fan trolled their self-pitying asses.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 6, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked this game but (tl;dr)
Bochy completely mishandled this game from the beginning. First of all he benched a red hot Matt Downs for a sore Edgar Renteria. That wasn’t surprising, just annoying. Then Renteria gets injured and will probably be out for the next 15 days. Again this isn’t season shattering news since Sanchez should be coming back, Downs is hitting well and Rohlinger is doing well at Fresno.
What did surprise me was the way Bochy screwed up the bullpen. Cain should not have started the 8th, he was clearly tiring at the end of the 7th. Runzler should’ve started the 8th and Mota, the 9th. Instead Cain ends his great game by giving up 2 hits, and Runzler-still a rookie- gets put into a high pressure situation that Bochy created. Then Bochy gives him 2 batters and removes him after a walk. In that scenario bringing in Mota was probably the right call, but that scenario should never have been created.
The bullpen was the one area where I still trusted Bochy, but after tonight I have no faith in him at all. Yes I know this is extreme SSS but it’s just the straw the broke the camel’s back. I now do not trust Sabean or Bochy to do anything correctly.
Whatever. I guess I should just enjoy the win.
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Yeah, I know
It just irritated me.
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NERD
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
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Kool aid much? Just because a team wins doesn’t mean there isn’t room for improvement. Not to say I completely agree with what he’s saying. Bochy just isn’t a smart person.
It’s not exactly breaking news. To reiterate heimy, just enjoy the sweep for the time being.
You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.
Yes, but Bochy’s decisions affect the number of sweeps the team does get.
Just because he got lucky once doesn’t mean playing the probability game wrongly is a good thing.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
The bullpen was really the one area where you trusted Bochy?
he has been mismanaging the BP forever.
Runzler was put in a high pressure situation? He came into a tie game the other night, struck out the side and got the win. That was a lot more pressure than the situation he came into tonight.
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Runzler worked a clean 11th, not walked into a MOB clusterfuck
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
He's a rookie-he's not used to being in high pressure situations every night
I would rather avoid those situations when they are preventable-which is all I’m saying.
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If you're gearing up for a post-season run
…you want as many BP guys as possible ready to handle high-pressure situations. Runzler has stuff that can potentially help deliver this team to the post-season. I don’t want him just doing mop-up duty.
That’s why I loved Bochy running Romo back out there even after his recent struggles.
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Neither of those really bothers me. Renteria’s a better player than Downs; if he’s healthy, he should be starting.
As for Cain, I didn’t watch the game so I can’t argue the point about him looking tired. But his pitch count was low, the bottom of the order was up, and the bullpen has been working a lot in this series. Trying to get one more inning out of the starter makes sense to me.
do you still believe that?
Edgar just looks cooked completely. I know everyone is expecting a dead cat bounce, but I think that may be too much to ask.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I honestly think it was the first hot series
And I’m very guilty of “what I see” SYNDROME here perhaps, but jeez.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Well, he hit .381/435/.381 in the past two weeks. (Uh… ignore the SLG)
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In normal situations Renteria > Downs
but Downs has been hitting the ball really well this series, so I would be in favor of feeding the hot hand.
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Renteria’s a better player than Downs
proof please
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well
their ZIPS ROS projection wOBAs are the same, and Rent plays a more valuable position. Downs’ overall ZIPS is a bit better, but again, he plays a less valuable position. And he’s been average defensively the last 2 years, so you can’t just dismiss it by saying “well, he plays a BAD shortstop.” Well, I mean, I guess you could, but you’d be wrong.
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--Daisy Owl
also
Rent posted the best K/BB ratio on the team last year, as well as posting the worst BABIB of his career without a drop in LD%. There are a lot of reasons to think that, while he probably won’t post a wRC+ of 100+, he’s not actually anywhere near as bad as he was last year.
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Even if that's not true
Uribe is better than Rent, and I’d rather have him out there even if Downs is a downgrade from Rent. Downs has fielded much better than I expected, at least in the games I’ve seen with my subjective and unreliable eyes.
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by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions
He completely forgot about Medders. Up 6 runs late you can afford to give a guy a chance to get some confidence back.
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
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hopefully they’ll remember Medders next time they’re deciding which player to get rid of.
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Who are they going to bring to the bullpen?
Somebody needs to be around to pitch in the blowouts, and he’s fine for that. I think that’s all he was really supposed to do last year anyway, and then really outperformed.
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by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions
After Velez.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6
Leaving Cain in
I like that he gives his starters a chance to continue until real signs of trouble. Maybe it’s one of those “intangibles”, but I think showing that kind of confidence in your staff pays dividends; it keeps players engaged and makes them play hard for you. I want my starter to feel like he “owns” the game and is responsible for it, not feeling like he’ll get a quick hook and has to rely on the bullpen.
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I like winning
The Giants should keep it up.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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I liked that game. The jinxes by beat writers, announcers, etc. are getting annoying, but I guess that will happen anyway.
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I think people who really believe in jinxes is annoying.
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This.
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by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, having offense is kinda cool. I seem to remember times last year when 18 runs were spread over 2 series, not one.
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I think the biggest positive for me was the fact the Giants did this on the road vs a solid team.
You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.
and I’ll admit, I expected the Giants to struggle against nolasco.
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by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
me too. I was looking for one of those 15 strikeout games. They hit him pretty hard though, and ran themselves out of a huge inning with some stupid baserunning. Maybe we’re getting better on the road? One bad trip, but both of their sweeps this season were on the road.
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GIANTS AVOID AVOIDING THE SWEEP!!!!!!
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Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
Marlins probably how they got swept after holding Panda hitless in 2 games
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-- Jeff Kent
wondering
Marlins probably wondering how they got swept after holding Panda hitless in 2 games
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
bone and groin, obviously.
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Sea salt and vineGAR.
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Doritos without cheese dust are just Tostitos.
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and Tostitos without the everything is… nothing….think about that man, think about that!
An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.
Just don’t divide by zero.
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/tony bruno stutter i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 6, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
at least he didn't tear his anterior groin ligament
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I ENJOY THE WAY THAT SERIES UNFOLDED!
so the giants keep winning. And pablo isn’t even hitting that much yet. lolwhat
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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BTW, with that win...
G-men are back in FIRST suckas!
An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.
Am I banned from the road GDT now?
I missed the last 3 games and they won. The last games I was on for the GDT was in San Diego.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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yes
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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yes
"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Why are you still here?!
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Hey, I only arrived until after the game. I was here after the game yesterday and they won. So sue me.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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You’ll be hearing from my lawyer.
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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t like these early games, even though I’m an east coaster and it’s my local time. I get out of work 9 pm EST and these games are almost over. I watch them at work with my I phone at bat app, but the store is busy and I can’t enjoy it like I do at home. I prefer the 10 pm EST starts even if it means staying up late.
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John Ely starting for the Dodgers tonight
Who the hell is he?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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The spawn of satan?
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His Yahoo Sports bio had him going to the same college as pika
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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I knew he sucked
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A guy, who happens to be pitching decently so far
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe he's a relative of this guy...

…who opened for someone I saw once (but can’t remember now THERE’S EMPTY INSIDE!)
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by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
don't know who it was
but I bet it was at a county fair! Gary “U.S” Bonds? Eddie Money?
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by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Traded for Juan Pierre
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Aww Garrett Broshuis
Those guys are good. Much better than me. RT @extrabaggs #SFGiants starters have pitched into 8th inning in seven of club’s last eight games
http://twitter.com/broshuis/status/13523033337
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Aww.
Broshuis is still awesome to me.
"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
He's no Eric Byrnes
and thus will never make it to KNBR or the Chronicle Failpostgame with FP and Miyaeaechel Urban.
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by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions
lol
I like this guy
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He’s a real cool dude.
"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
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Giants:
It’s sufficiently advanced technology inside
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by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY LOST WHY??!!!!
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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
Wasn’t that awesome?!?!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
WARNING: LOST SPOILER ALERT. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED THE EPISODE. JUST KEEP SCROLLING.
NO THEY ALLL FUCKING DIED
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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t watch Lost, but I’m reasonably confident that that was not enough of a spoiler alert.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 6, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Its something. I would be pissed if someone told me that.
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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
THEY ALL WERE TURNED INTO FROGS
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Since nobody has posted it yet:

I approve.
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Yeah, hopefully he can turn it around
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Calvin and Hobbes could sled down that.
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Wouldn’t they get caught between the 8th and 9th inning?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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They always have that one part where they crash or jump off into nothingness.
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Great minds!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 6, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
That's the launch ramp.
Or a tree stump.
Hard to tell.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 6, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
YES
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those little bumps
in the 8th and 9th sure felt higher on the persona WPA scale.
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Nothing a little topical cream can’t fix
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I propose we win the World Series
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Motion seconded
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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Sustained
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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Rugstained
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Objection
Point is moot.
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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently, Roy Halladay gave up a walk today.
WHEELS R COMIN OFF
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I have 2 bets with a philly fan friend of mine
One, that Tim will finish above Roy in the Cy voting.
Two, that Huff will have a higher OPS+ than Placido Polanco.
My Huff bet is looking good. The Tim one is close.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
Tim really has to have an extraordinary season to win 3 straight Cy Young Awards.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
This
Tim would have to be just way ahead of everyone else that there wouldn’t be anyone comparable to him.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Well
Tim was ahead of Halladay in every category last year. And I think that at least some of the move from the AL to the NL is mitigated by pitching in that bandbox park.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
If Halladay (or anyone else) is close, they would get rather than Tim.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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I don't know about that
I think in order to do it, they’ll have to beat him in something, and Tim’s going to have the most K’s, a tiny WHIP, and a low ERA.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
LOL WINS
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Sob
Well, I was encouraged by lincecum and greinke’s cy wins last year. Hopefully Tim will have enough winz to win.
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I just think that theres no way he gets it if its as close as it was this past year where you could make a strong case for all of them. He’d have to be so good this year that there would have to be no reason for him not to get it, and the only way that’ll happen is if he’s just miles ahead of everyone else.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Examples:
Rickey Henderson not being a unanimous selection to the Hall. Or the guys (all from Orlando) that voted for Dwight Howard over LeBron James for MVP.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 6, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess he could. Randy Johnson did win 4 in a row but somehow I think the writers today would want to give it to some east coast guy.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
yeah
with all the Halladay hype, I think they will use every excuse to give it to him.
I think there’s a guilt factor at play, since he’s been excellent in baseball Siberia and they ignored him.
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When the season is done
Tim will have more Ks and also more BBs. I would bet that his ERA is slightly better, but they’ll be in the same range.
It’ll come down to the dumb stat: Wins. And even if the Giants win the West, Halladay will probably have an edge there.
That and the fact that the voters like to vote for someone new. Witness Terry Pendleton’s MVP award.
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I really dont think the Cy Young voters count wins as much as they used too. Lincecum didnt have the most wins last year, and he wasnt that much better than Wainwright or Lincecum
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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
He was wayyy fucking better than wainwright
The fact that that was even a “controversy” was total fucking bullshit.
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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he was way better than either of those cardinal douchebags
there really shouldn’t have even been a discussion. Carpenter didn’t even get to 200 fucking innings so I don’t even know why he was as close to winning it as he was. Tim was better than Wainwright in every way.
If Wainwright or Carpenter had 20 wins they would have likely won.
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There goes the Cy Young.
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Anyone see the wig Scott Olsen was wearing in his postgame interview?
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by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
Nah. He pitched great though.
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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
This?

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes!
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by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
He looks like Sleazy P. Martini. That will likely be the only GWAR reference in this thread.
by sunnyd100 on May 6, 2010 9:32 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Holy shit, you are right! He should cut off someone’s head!
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I still wish we would've taken a flier on him after he was non-tendered
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I DONT WANNA
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THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. Many years ago. I wasnt a member then, but Ive heard about them. There was talking of making them again a couple months ago. Dont know what happened to that.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I, for one, have really been wanting to give my money to Grant. But, no luck so far.
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by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
well i designed the sweatshirts for a group for my major at school couple of years ago, id be down to do it again for sure.
IN TIMMY WE TRUST
We actually had a thread for it, you could search for it. All my ideas got shot down.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
It was a story called “I want to start making mcCovey Chronicles shirts again”
I think.
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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes

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Bitches don’t know about my McCovey Chronicles
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Why is Grant Imahara from Mythbusters wearing a McC shirt?
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Nice
who would have thought you have hardwood floors in your mom’s basement?
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by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions
They let him upstairs on special occasions.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions
I already have my rogue t-shirt business going on.
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Pretty sure you just made a sale tonight
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by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t wait for Kevin Millar to stop being a commentator on MLB Network
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by say hey nation on May 6, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
rec’d
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by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Any discussion on the GDT about Rent going on the DL?
OmahaGiant put a Fanshot link Bagg’s Twitter saying it’s a possibility.
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I'm all for rohlinger coming up if that's the case
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by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
But he commits errors that lose games!
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by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
It’ll be a few weeks till Freddy’s back. Rohlinger is thought to be able to play SS better than downs in a pinch, so that seems like a good move until Freddy is back.
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by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Angel Berroa!
…seriously though, Rohlinger would be good
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I can haz Brandon Crawford?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Well the way heKrawford
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Wow that was weird
What I meant to say was:
The way he’s playing he should change his name to Krawford.
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Lol, I thought you were trying to make an interesting play off his name combined with “he.”
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Oh uhh yeah, that's exactly what I was going for
/nods head feverishly
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I forgot we signed Berroa on a minor league contract.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude was the rookie of the year
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Yeah, but has he ever won a batting title?
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by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 5:22 AM PDT up reply actions
SSS
Fred Lewis is 7 for his last 14.
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Isn’t it time for Pablo to get one game off?
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Yeah, he looks pretty beat. Uribe at third, and who plays SS?
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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
If Renteria goes to the DL, Rohlinger is really our only option for a backup SS. That makes me sad.
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Not that sad, really
I think Rohlinger will become a major league swingman. Sort’ve a Uribe sans power, with better defense.
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Is Rohlinger an acceptable SS? I thought he was mostly confined to 3B.
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We've only seen him there a little bit in the majors
But he made no errors and is pretty quick on his feet. I think he can handle SS. It’s him or Angel Berroa!
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He only started playing games at SS and 2B last season. He seems decent at least, but there’s not enough data yet on him.
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by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Consensus from the GDT was “yes.” I’d want DeRosa at 3rd, Uribe at SS, Downs at 2B, and Bowker in LF.
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Ah. Forgot about DeRosa. That makes more sense since im not sure Rohlinger could be here for the game tomorow. Good call.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
This could work
The only problem is that Uribe looks pretty tired too, and could probs use a day off also.
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I think Uribe’s elbow is still nagging, and I’d like him not to aggravate it. But a day off for him is unlikely unless Rohlinger gets the call, since I don’t think anybody else can play SS for us.
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Well he will have to wait until Rohlinger meets up with the team.
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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Zaun comes through
3-1 LA now
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by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
Hey Graham
I saw “LOST SPOILER ALERT” upthread and scrolled down super quickly. I’m 7 minutes away from the end of Tuesday’s episode. If I read it after I finish the episode am I in the clear?
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FROGS
EVERYONE OF THEM
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JESUS DIES FOR OUR SINS
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BRUCE WILLIS IS A GHOST
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Hahahah yeah sure. Its not actually very revealing.
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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh haha just read it.
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Edgar Renteria aggravated his groin injury it looks as if he will be placed on the DL. No word yet if a backup infielder or relief pitcher
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
Um backup infielder plz?
We only have one SS.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh, backup infielder. And get rid of Velez and bring back a pitcher.
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Move Edgar to the 15-day, send down Velez, and call up Martinez/Pucetas for LONG MOTHERFUCKIN’ RELIEF. (Not getting out the pitchfork for Wellemeyer just yet, but the absence of a long reliever is ridiculous.)
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I agree with you
except I want YEAH JOEY as our #5 starter and Wellemeyer as our long reliever
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Like I said, it’s not quite “all hands on deck” with Wellemeyer yet, so i don’t expect a switch forthcoming and therefore am not going to bark about making one, and Todd’s looked good in his last two starts. I never trusted Joey past the 5th inning last season, but don’t really know how he looks this year.
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I think it's kinda the same
Good ERA but he’s only gone into the 6th once. My thing is I trust Joey to keep us in the game for 5 or 6 innings whereas Wellemeyer could keep us close into the 7th or the game could be over in the 2nd inning.
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oh god yes
velez is useless now, and we need another reliever going into the Mets series w/out a day off.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
well that or use Medders
I;m going with the another reliever thesis
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
If they don’t get rid of Velez or Ishikawa soon (or both) I’ll have to wonder WTF they’re thinking.
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Yeah Ishikawa doesn't really have a place on this team
I think he could be more useful in Washington…I mean Adam Dunn is their 1B and Ishi’s D could mesh well with Dunn’s…lack of D. But yeah, I want someone who play 1st and 3rd off the bench.
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Don't you already wonder WTF they're thinking?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
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win
a backup 1B and a backup ? are pretty useless. Velez has not exactly looked good as a PH either.
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by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Just put him on the DL already.
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Milton Bradley
I’m thinking that this guy has an undiagnosed mental illness.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Or maybe hes just an idiot.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
For someone as... notorious... as he is, he has a LOT of people who speak very highly of him.
What he’s doing right now is difficult and brave, and I wish him every measure of success in facing down his demons.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 6, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I picture him as Tracy Jordan in real life.
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Tracy is not an asshole. I doubt he very good at baseball, too.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
SSS I know
But in hindsight it’s looking like not doing Rowand for Bradley was a good non-move by Sabes
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yes
there was a surprising level of support for that idea here.
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by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions
There’s somethin’ a brewin’ in LA
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by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
pruno?
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by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Brewers have runners on the corner with one out.
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McGeehee flies out :(
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I always hated that guy.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Always? He’s been up for like 2 years
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by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Always = about 2 years
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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
BAY AREA FLIES out.
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YAY!
3-2
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by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
GREG ZAUN
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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
Oh god. Counsells up. I have to root for Counsell. FML.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions
COME ON STUPID BATTING STANCE GUY
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He does have bad taste in jerseys
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http://violentjisjohngoodman.tumblr.com/
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...what.
"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
omg hilarious.
Silly question, but did any of you happen to watch WCW wrestling when the ICP were involved? I swear, Violent J is te greatest wrestling commentator of all time.
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CRAIG MUTHA FUGGIN COUNSELL!
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by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions
3-3
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by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Y’know, I’ve always liked that guy.
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YEAH!!!!
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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LOL DODGERS
"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions
LOLNATHAN BROXTON
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Ok. Its been a couple seconds.
I can go back to hating Counsell now.
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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BROXTON!
CRAIG COUNSELL!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I hope this game goes 20 innings
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I want to see a position player pitch and a pitcher play the infield.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, baby!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
there’s no suck as good as dodger suck
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 6, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
/needs revision
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 6, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
ESPN Lawlz
Anyone watching sportcenter? In their recap of the game they show Bengie running in slow mo to first with dramatic music while they laugh about it. LOL
That wasnt slow mo.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Ludicrous speed?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahaha. I didnt even see it. I was just joking.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I did. That was hilarious. The best part was how the announcers were like “this is mean” but couldn’t hold back their laughter
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on May 6, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, I loved the music. Poor Bengie
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by Prussian Creole on May 6, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
So LOLSharks?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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"Dominant, elite closer."

NOT.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
I totally closed on those donuts last night
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on May 6, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
There is no pitcher in baseball I enjoy having a meltdown more than Broxton.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Yes, I derive great pleasure from it too.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
TWSS
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I walked right into it.
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TWSS
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I could imagine the hate if Brian Wilson was the Dodgers closer.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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I have to agree with you there. If Brian Wilson were the Doyers closer I doubt we’d even have the phrase “Suck it, Russell Martin.”
Thank god he’s a Giant.
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on May 6, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
ESPN 2 now has a 30 minute MMA Live show.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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It’s been an online only show for 2 years
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by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate latroy hawkins
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Leadoff single to Carroll. One out now.
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Brewers will fuck it up, won’t they?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
1st and 2nd 1 out :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Why is Garret Anderson’s picture still him in an Angel’s hat?
He was on the Braves last year.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions
OT
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
his pauses then moans of agony are what get me
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 6, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to see Jon Miller do this one day.
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That was fantastic.
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Oh no.
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This will be another walkoff highlight for Ethier.
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walkoff walk?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
DON’T BE A HERO
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needz more natinals
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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
FUCK!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Oh dammit.
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godammit
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions
I hate Andre Ethier
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Forge Ethier. This hatred belongs to Ken Macha and Latroy Hawkins.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I do want to pour molten metal over Ethier.
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Ethier seems like less of a smug prick than Kemp. But fuck if he doesn’t project it by association.
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Uh..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3qkaDg6DeA
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Douchebag.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
wow
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 6, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I dont think thats that big a deal.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
But it was Photo Day!
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That looks like a Photo Day type event…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It was Photo Day, fans were lined up to take photos of/with the players and he walks on the field saying “I don’t take photos.” It’s kind of a dick move, in my opinion.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, it was completely a dick move.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
At least they all got the opportunity to bask in his wonderful presence, they should be grateful!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
They go to watch him “walk-off” the field!
/slaps knee
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Unless, of course, it was Photo Day
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I still don’t hate Ethier like I hate Kemp…man I can’t stand that guy he’s so fucking cocky I hate it.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
I'm in this line
I hate Kemp more than Ethier.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
I’m in the line that hates the Dodgers with a firey passion.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, yeah they all suck
But for me it Kemp sucks slightly more than Ethier.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
I hate him because he’s dating Rihanna. I always thought she was gorgeous, and now I have to see her wearing a Dodgers jersey on TV. Lasorda probably fantasizes about a three way between himself, Rihanna and Alyssa Milano. Then again, maybe not, seeing as one of his former players accused him of being racist.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
I hate them equally.
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/earlier that day
I especially don’t care for Russell Martin.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Touché, Sir.
The shades really complete the look, too.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
He’s just showing off here, he didn’t need to hit a Grand Slam!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He wanted to be a hero.
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What do the Brewers see in Latroy Hawkins?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
A couple of salvageable kidneys and an only slightly abused liver?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
A GRAND FUCKING SLAM?!
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Trevor Hoffman could have done it in half as many pitches.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Why didn’t they just put him out there? I could have gotten some Pokepoints since I think I still own him.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Because you want to save him for the save situation, etcetera etcetera.
And yes, I’m aware of the “shut it down so you can get to the 10th inning” argument, so we can all skip that part.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Ugh. Ethier grand slam. More macho, self-congratulatory bullshit.
Thanks, LaTroy.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
10th HR for Ethiuh too.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
The Brewers are fucking useless.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions
They won 2 out 3.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Today, at least.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to see Andre Ethier in a hot air balloon accident.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 10:47 PM PDT reply actions
Belt 1-4 with a BB
Lowered his average to .392 :(
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:56 PM PDT reply actions
but Posey was 4-5 with a HR, raising his average to .343
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Who cares
Pitchers Handled: -5
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions
DFA
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Wow, the Giants have a team ERA+ of 161.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I guess that’s alright.
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as a team
239 IP, 184 H, 87 BB, 221 K, 1.13 WHIP, 161 ERA+
WE COULD WIN THE CY YOUNG AWARD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Without Mehdders and Wellemeher
206 IP, 146 H, 70 BB, 198 K, 1.05 WHIP, ? ERA+
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ALREADY AT 17 WINS!
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That K rate is phenomenal for a team
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
This quote amused me for some reason.
“Everybody seems to think I’m just a DH, but I’d imagine I’ve played more first base than anything,” Huff said. “Everybody seems surprised that I’m over there, which is kind of weird.”
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Does MLB.com post a condensed game
for every game?
by randolphforpresident on May 6, 2010 11:12 PM PDT reply actions
As far as I know, yes.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha! I came here after watching Quick Pitch and knew the Dodgers/Brewers game would garner a lot of bitterness. Fuckin’ Dodgers… what can you do? I just know my in-laws are all happy about it too. Fuckin’ in-laws.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2010 11:34 PM PDT reply actions
Wellemeyer tomorrow, I'm still hoping for a sweep though.
I’m going to be at the game saturday and sunday. I can’t wait to see BTTJ live for the first time.
by Nnamdi Asomugha on May 6, 2010 11:38 PM PDT reply actions
Condensed game is up
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=7876275
Relive the glory
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
Awesome
Thanks for posting these. By the way, how are you finding these? They aren’t prominently marked on MLB.com.
by randolphforpresident on May 6, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re easy enough to find from this page.
by non sequitur on May 7, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s weird watching video without commentary.
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Just an all-star marking his territory
Nate wisely runs away…
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 7, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Dongwrangler
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
I GOT YOUR POSE RIGHT HERE!
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL empty stadium
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IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
extrabaggs
starters have pitched into the 8th inning in seven of the club’s last eight games. Now that’s impressive.
:D
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this awesome note inspired me to look up random stats:
None of the starting pitchers have given up more than 3ER in a game since Wellemeyer got rocked in LA (April 16).
…in fact, none of the first 4 starters have given up more than 3ER in a game at all.
• Lincecum has faced 160 batters and given up only 5 extra base hits. (Ubaldo: 160/8, Halladay:185/12)
• Zito is dominating the middle of orders. 3-4-5-6 hitters batting .158/.118/.000(yes, zero)/.063 respectively
• Cain’s first win of the season coincided with the first time the Giants scored more than 3 runs for him while he was in the game. Last year they did it by the 5th inning of his first start.
• Sanchez still hasn’t given up a hit to a left-handed batter this season.
• Wellemeyer…really should avoid David Wright this weekend (8/11 lifetime vs. Todd) and focus on Jason Bay (3/16). Bay’s the only current Met not hitting above .333 against Wellemeyer. But to provide one positive: his splits are good against righties (.163/.281/.265)
Nate's arm
is currently tied at 2nd most valuable in the majors. Everyone else tied with him has played at least 50 more innings. Carl Crawford is ahead of him (at 2.6 runs to Nate’s 2.2) but has played 80 more innings. (237 to 157)
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Chase Utley had incredible numbers against Wellemeyer too, but he handled him pretty well in his start against Philly last homestand. The ballparks help too. Wright has been frustrated by the dimensions of CitiField.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
shier/rowand awesome
when padilla hit rowand i thought we were in serious trouble, i have been a rowand non hater for past couple years, he joins a new club, gets hurt a couple times, and then gets hit in the face, alllllll bad, but i really enjoy him leading off, hes got pop, and can really perform when we TRULY need some1 to come through…….shierholtz….i knew it was coming, bowker was screwed from the beginning, Juggernate is just awesome has been for years, and bochy just needed to get off his veteran horse and see it
why do you think everyone else here sticks to calling him just "Nate"?
Science!!!
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Sience!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 7, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions
One really concerning thing though
Is that Rowand still only has one walk on the year.
That’s all well and good while he’s hitting like a monster, but he really needs to get those BB numbers WAY up if he’s going to be successful at leadoff.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
That’s all well and good while he’s hitting like a monster, but he really needs to get those BB numbers WAY up if he’s going to be successful at leadoff baseball.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
LOL ESPN
Trying to make something out of not a whole lot.
http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/news/story?id=5168738
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 7, 2010 9:04 AM PDT reply actions
Can you imagine the orgasm ESPN will have if he hits a HR?
“Wright Triumphant in Rematch with Giants!/Mets lose 5-1”
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More Like
“Wright Hits Dinger at Citi Field; Experts Baffled”
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I would love it he reverted back to that helmet as a preemptive strike. I also wonder what asshole Met is going to try to retaliate.
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on May 7, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Calculus Project: baseball?
Now that we’ve done the AP test, we have a whole bunch of project topics to choose from and one of them is the calculus of baseball.
Anybody have good ideas of specific subjects to explore? We have to turn in a list of 3 desired topics (fourier series, calculus of baseball, calculus of dams, weierstrass function, etc., no need to be uber-specific) by today.
Any help would be greatly appreciated.
Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.
The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7
Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

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