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Post-game thread: Giants sweep the Marlins

There’s no reason to think that Aaron Rowand transforms from an average player into an All-Star every three years. There’s no celestial alignment, no moons-of-Jupiter tugging on his talent humor. Sure, there’s precedent. It was scientifically proven that Robb Nen was affected by biannual patterns of underground geothermal spring activity, which is why he alternated great years with okay years. But that was proven through a series of peer-reviewed papers. There’s nothing like that for Rowand. There’s no reason to think that every three years, Rowand becomes a beast of a hitter.

But danged if that wouldn’t be cool. While Matt Cain deserves all sorts of credit for being Matt Cain when being Matt Cain was exactly what the Giants needed, it would be remiss to write about the Giants sweep of the Marlins without focusing on Aaron Rowand for just a second. Runs batted in all over the place, balls flying out of the park, and diving catches in crucial spots: Welcome back, Aaron.

And I’m starting to believe it’s just a wee bit of magic inside, with inside being defined as wherever the Giants are.

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Magic inside Renteria’s aggravated groin

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 6, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I hear that if he gets some rest, the groin will be upgraded to “mildly annoyed.”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be followed by "slightly perterbed"

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 6, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

What? Aggravated groin is evolving!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to walk the dog

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read it as "inside Renteria's magic groin"

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by DJ Tofu on May 6, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked that series.

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by Natto on May 6, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

better than even Lost

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on May 6, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the last four series.

Even with the crappy losses.

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 6, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I won’t post a gif in this thread. ;-)

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 6, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

learn quickly, grasshopper

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 6, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got your pythagoras right here, pal…

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.

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by S.F. Giangst on May 6, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

that guy was a hack

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 6, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep him away from the kids.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t see 7 games over until game #71 last year. And didn’t stay there until #81.

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by S.F. Giangst on May 6, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure

somewhere in the preaseson I said if we go 17-8 like we did in spring training that “I would do something crazy”.

Bullet dodged!

That is seriously awesome, though. This team is fun.

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by bondslegend on May 6, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still waiting for the Grant tattoo when Benji finishes with a good average.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 6, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll get a little froggy about it when The Bums don’t have like 17 more games vs the Rox to play and the Rox manage to win more then 1 game out of 3 (12-24 in the last 2 seasons with only a Rox L this year so far).

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%

by daveinexile on May 8, 2010 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

102-60

If Sanchez and Renteria stay out, this team could go places!

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"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

SWEEEEEEEEEEEP!!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 6, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Your house must be a mess.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 6, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It has been needing a cleaning

I almost resorted to the sharks, but they didn’t come through tonight.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 6, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SHARKS INEVITABLE COLLAPSE

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by bondslegend on May 6, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they really blow a 3-0 series lead I will LOLSharks

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on May 6, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will LOLkillmyself.

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by Matthew_Taylor on May 7, 2010 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

This was a very good thing. Having missed large parts of the first two, I’m glad I got to watch this one from start to finish.

And again: Stubbly Cain. Yum.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 6, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Awwww man

Were already 1/6th of the way through the season.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty good 1/6th

Pretty good sixth

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

5/6 left! HATER

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by bondslegend on May 6, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but that 5/6th of a season I will be using a PC. :p

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by say hey nation on May 6, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry

save up! One day you can get a real computer.

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by bondslegend on May 6, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh

Mac fanboys. You gotta love ’em.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on May 6, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t live without the right click.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 6, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are still able to right slick.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

*click

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

but it’s only one button. That’s impossible.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 6, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

chasm? Both the Mighty and Magic Mouse have two sides of the mouse. Also, the track pad has the option to two finger click.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope, just haven’t touched a Mac in a long time. The close window box is in the wrong corner too.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 6, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol. That took me a while to get used to.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two finger SCROLLLLLLLLLL

Also, two finger right click

Also, four fingered show all windows.

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by grape on May 6, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait…Mac=Vagina?

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on May 6, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

expensive.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 6, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

But damn hard to go back once you’re started

So many things are so damned intuitively convenient (spotlight, those corner function things, multiple finger motions on the trackpad) that you just get angry at PCs.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 6, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought we were talking about vaginas.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 6, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure most men find those to be neither intuitive nor convenient.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 6, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Macs have been able to right -click for like a decade.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on May 7, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Six runs scored in a Matt Cain start? Say what you will about that Grant Frisbee, but the man can deliver a reverse jinx.

by Evan on May 6, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

The reverse jinx that led to the Sanchez no-hitter was the most epic.

by superk1ng on May 6, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was ridiculous.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

and awesome

something else: Apparently THAT VERY DAY Tim Lincecum was on TV and said “somebody’s going to throw a no hitter and it might not be the ace of the staff, it might be an unsung hero kind of guy”. Seriously.

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by bondslegend on May 6, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

EPIC.

THAT WHOLE THREAD.

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by srpwrd on May 6, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, that has PiKA’s first post. He didn’t say much then.

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by Natto on May 6, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

A very different Pika, too.

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by SFGuy on May 6, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

drunker?

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on May 6, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

sober

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on May 6, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

er.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

ip

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on May 7, 2010 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, we’re we supposed to formally introduce ourselves when we joined? Guess I missed that, oops.

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on May 6, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some people find it necessary. It really isn’t.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on May 6, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s quaint.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

And curious.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 7, 2010 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to formally extroduce myself when I leave.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

A lot of people on the Internet do that

I HATE YOU ALL AND I’M NEVER COMING BACK AND YOU’LL ALL SEE HOW TERRIBLE THIS PLACE IS WITHOUT ME AND I HOPE YOU FORGET THAT I WAS EVER HERE

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on May 7, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE DID YOU GET A COPY OF MY EXTRODUCTION NOTES? OF COURSE THAT IS ONLY A FIRST DRAFT BUT I THINK IT’S PRETTY MUCH GOOD TO GO ANYWAY.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 7, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

every time I think we have to get Freddie Sanchez, Uribe does something that makes me say "never mind."

—rxmeister

by Evan on May 7, 2010 7:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

That? Is fucking awesome.

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably not

Wellemeyer is back in the rotation on Saturday

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on May 6, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Against Johan Santana. Unpromising…

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on May 6, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on May 6, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not promising

But that’s why we play the games.

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turn the ball over to Medders in the 4th.
Let Nate throw an inning.
Get some at bats for Velez.
Watch the scoreboard and hope the Fathers lose.
It could be fun.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on May 6, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glad to see the afterglow of the sweep is lingering for you, too.

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

5-1 road trip works. Add lulz in the only loss… it’s all win.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on May 6, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Optimism

Santana was murdered by the Phillies in his last start, and his velocity is way down.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on May 7, 2010 5:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, that’s what they said about Halliday, too. And Wainwright. And… um… Moyer.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 6, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've said it before

I don’t really think about the pitchers we face at all, since most of the runs we score are a complete fluke anyway, and are just as likely to happen vs a great or an awful pitcher.

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 6, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually MORE likely

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by bondslegend on May 6, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

we seem to do well against good pitchers

I think it’s because they can’t set us up and because we’re hacking regardless

by superk1ng on May 6, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, IIRC

we hit him pretty well both times we faced him last year.

by superk1ng on May 6, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s how legends are made

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This isn’t supposed to be here

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 5:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on May 7, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

thats because throwing strikes to most giant hitters is fucking retarded. and most good pitchers are strike throwers.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 7, 2010 2:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Molina is kinda slow, huh?

But not that Nate guy. he’s pretty vroom. How many tools?

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on May 6, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s amazing what happens when guys like Nate get playing time. Take note, Bochy.

by kdl on May 6, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah the all out hustle on every play is nice

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 6, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

last night I was wondering

“dude, why are you running so hard on a dribbler to 1B?”

Watching actual baseball player-athletes is pretty entertaining.

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by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Nate + Downs + DeRosa = Bowker

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

About Nate — how hot would he have to get in order for Bochy to move him out of the #8 spot? Or is he doomed to stay there forever, because that’s the spot where he got hot?

by Evan on May 6, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess there would have to be some injuries for Nate to move up the order.

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on May 6, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bat Nate Ninth

Move the pitcher up to 8th. That is all.

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by S.F. Giangst on May 6, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liken it to the Matt Kemp situation with the bums last season

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by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaron Rowand: Leadoff hitter

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by Natto on May 6, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't you listen?

He’s producing in the 8th spot, which is the most important in baseball. He and Downs are battling for it; whoever loses will be sent to Fresno.

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

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by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

And not one of the smartest on the basepaths either

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i enjoyed this series quite a bit.
Edgar Renteria and Eugenio Velez played no role whatsoever.

coincidence?

by sayheybk on May 6, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Renteria hasn’t been bad this season.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on May 6, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hasnt had the chance.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

except pretty much every series between the opener and Philadelphia

by sayheybk on May 6, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

cherry picking

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by DrStankus on May 6, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

saying he hasn’t been bad this season isn’t? he’s had more games looking like the edgar renteria of last year than not. i think it’s a better argument to invoke SSS, for either perspective.

anyways, looking back it’s really not anything against Edgar Renteria personally, I just prefer seeing Juan Uribe and Matt Downs (while he’s still hitting well). Was disappointed to see Renteria make it into the starting lineup today when Downs has been crushing…again, not because of Edgar, but mainly because Juan or Matt would’ve sat.
that’s all.

by sayheybk on May 6, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looking at most stats at this point in the season is cherry picking. Before he was hurt, Renteria was coming out of his slump. Downs being excellent is just as likely to be a mirage as renteria. Wanting to play the “hot hand” is fine, wanting renteria to get more rest because of downs play is fine, but we don’t know Rent is horrible yet.

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by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was three series, two of which happened to be in SoCal, where EVERYBODY sucked. So, meh. He’s still hitting over .300. I’ll take it.

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BATTING AVERAGE IN SMALL SAMPLES

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on May 6, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ONLY SAMPLES

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL RENTERIA IS NOT A GOOD PLAYER!

AND HIS REPLACEMENTS ARE CLEARLY BETTER!

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on May 6, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tunnel vision is tunnel-y.

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You would rather have renteria

than either downs or uribe? really? You actually would?

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by bondslegend on May 6, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather have depth at shortstop. It’s really not ridiculous to want Renteria to be good, and so far he has been serviceable when he hasn’t been injured.

I’d ask you to chill out, but since you insist on being a walking case of confirmation bias…

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want Renteria to be good

And if ifs and buts were fruits and nuts we’d have Christmas every day

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by DrStankus on May 6, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's not good

and fuck off

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by bondslegend on May 6, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

But seriously

Renteria is not a good player. I don’t want him playing at the expense of players that are, you know, good. And it’s not my idea that they’re good- they’re actually better than Edgar. I can prove it and everything.

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by bondslegend on May 6, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’m going to hope that I’m being chasm’d and move on.

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

so you’re going to dismiss Edgar on the basis of SSS and say that Downs is better because of an even smaller sample size?

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by rxmeister on May 7, 2010 5:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

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by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL IKR

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by bondslegend on May 6, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Veteran SS is Money Down the Stretch!

Must save him for later.
Ed looks like a guy with at least 45 days worth of groin that might have got pulled.

The money lies in the RBIs
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by hokysmksbw on May 6, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we could get Sanchez back soon

We could DL Renteria and have more time to see if Downs is the dealio realio

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by Goofus on May 7, 2010 6:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Goofus seems to be psychic

and psycho, but that seems to be what they’re doing.

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by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

it was weird

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by DrStankus on May 6, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like a massage

It’s really not that good until it’s taken to completion

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by Goofus on May 7, 2010 6:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

You want a happy ending parlor?

by speckops on May 7, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

No

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on May 6, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were well-battered.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

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by S.F. Giangst on May 6, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're fin-ished

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by Goofus on May 7, 2010 6:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t want it

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by SFGuy on May 6, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

So any chance Nate gets to move up a spot or two in the batting order?

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Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 6, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

nah

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Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on May 6, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's far too important

to get a man on before the pitcher comes up to end the inning.

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by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was a cool series

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on May 6, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Very much so

Best moment by far was the Rowand HR in the first game. I think everyone had given up on that game, 2 outs in the 9th…

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by GiantPain on May 6, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eating your feelings?

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

or

EATING YOUR DAMN EGGROLLS

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on May 6, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

The one from the first game was to deep left

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by GiantPain on May 6, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah yes. The one that tied it up. But still, the one to RF was very much un-scott like.

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by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean not a squeaker over the left field wall?

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the Giants fault the Sharks lost today

Unfortunately, only one Bay Area team can use the broom at a time.

by tarlinian on May 6, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

"Dodger Thoughts"

Oxymoron?

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL comment
The 2010 Dodgers is a disaster that is only going to get worse. I’m sorry I bought tickets to their set versus the Giants in the bay at the end of July… they’ll probably be 15 games behind the Giants and get swept too. What a waste of money already.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 6, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!

by Docter419 on May 6, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to laugh at this

But knowing the REAL story, it’s just plain sad

HA HA HA HA!

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by Goofus on May 7, 2010 6:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love that the Dogder fans are jumping ship already. How spoiled they’ve gotten in two seasons!

Demanding that ticket prices be reduced and whining about their team not being major league caliber… priceless.

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Dodger fans are back in true form. They really show their true colors when their team is in the pits

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by O R They? on May 6, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should point out that that comment was written by a fellow named GMAN2210. I’m guessing a Giants fan trolled their self-pitying asses.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 6, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked this game but (tl;dr)

Bochy completely mishandled this game from the beginning. First of all he benched a red hot Matt Downs for a sore Edgar Renteria. That wasn’t surprising, just annoying. Then Renteria gets injured and will probably be out for the next 15 days. Again this isn’t season shattering news since Sanchez should be coming back, Downs is hitting well and Rohlinger is doing well at Fresno.

What did surprise me was the way Bochy screwed up the bullpen. Cain should not have started the 8th, he was clearly tiring at the end of the 7th. Runzler should’ve started the 8th and Mota, the 9th. Instead Cain ends his great game by giving up 2 hits, and Runzler-still a rookie- gets put into a high pressure situation that Bochy created. Then Bochy gives him 2 batters and removes him after a walk. In that scenario bringing in Mota was probably the right call, but that scenario should never have been created.

The bullpen was the one area where I still trusted Bochy, but after tonight I have no faith in him at all. Yes I know this is extreme SSS but it’s just the straw the broke the camel’s back. I now do not trust Sabean or Bochy to do anything correctly.

Whatever. I guess I should just enjoy the win.

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by Gobroks on May 6, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously? We just swept. Really going to 2nd guess the manager still?

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on May 6, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know

It just irritated me.

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by Gobroks on May 6, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thus, is the INTERNET!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 6, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

NERD

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 6, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kool aid much? Just because a team wins doesn’t mean there isn’t room for improvement. Not to say I completely agree with what he’s saying. Bochy just isn’t a smart person.

by Norcalnappy on May 6, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not exactly breaking news. To reiterate heimy, just enjoy the sweep for the time being.

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on May 6, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will take sweeps all season no matter what Bochy does

YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL

by heimy25 on May 6, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, but Bochy’s decisions affect the number of sweeps the team does get.

Just because he got lucky once doesn’t mean playing the probability game wrongly is a good thing.

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by dregarx on May 7, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

The bullpen was really the one area where you trusted Bochy?
he has been mismanaging the BP forever.

by natey-nate on May 6, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong

I think one thing most of us agree on, even the Bochy detractors, is that he knows what he’s doing with the BP

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by Goofus on May 7, 2010 6:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Runzler was put in a high pressure situation? He came into a tie game the other night, struck out the side and got the win. That was a lot more pressure than the situation he came into tonight.

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by rxmeister on May 6, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t think Runzler has a problem with high pressure situations, he seems to have it in between the ears mostly, especially for a rook. He just didn’t have his stuff tonight, thats all.

by Norcalnappy on May 6, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a rookie-he's not used to being in high pressure situations every night

I would rather avoid those situations when they are preventable-which is all I’m saying.

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by Gobroks on May 6, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you're gearing up for a post-season run

…you want as many BP guys as possible ready to handle high-pressure situations. Runzler has stuff that can potentially help deliver this team to the post-season. I don’t want him just doing mop-up duty.

That’s why I loved Bochy running Romo back out there even after his recent struggles.

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by Goofus on May 7, 2010 6:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Neither of those really bothers me. Renteria’s a better player than Downs; if he’s healthy, he should be starting.

As for Cain, I didn’t watch the game so I can’t argue the point about him looking tired. But his pitch count was low, the bottom of the order was up, and the bullpen has been working a lot in this series. Trying to get one more inning out of the starter makes sense to me.

by Evan on May 6, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you still believe that?

Edgar just looks cooked completely. I know everyone is expecting a dead cat bounce, but I think that may be too much to ask.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 6, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude’s got a .373 OBP. I’m not sure what there is to complain about.

by Evan on May 6, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly think it was the first hot series

And I’m very guilty of “what I see” SYNDROME here perhaps, but jeez.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 6, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he hit .381/435/.381 in the past two weeks. (Uh… ignore the SLG)

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by Natto on May 6, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria sucks. Downs is swinging hot and looks great at the plate. but agreed on the second point.

by Norcalnappy on May 6, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

In normal situations Renteria > Downs

but Downs has been hitting the ball really well this series, so I would be in favor of feeding the hot hand.

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by Gobroks on May 6, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria’s a better player than Downs

proof please

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by bondslegend on May 6, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

their ZIPS ROS projection wOBAs are the same, and Rent plays a more valuable position. Downs’ overall ZIPS is a bit better, but again, he plays a less valuable position. And he’s been average defensively the last 2 years, so you can’t just dismiss it by saying “well, he plays a BAD shortstop.” Well, I mean, I guess you could, but you’d be wrong.

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by Viliphied on May 7, 2010 2:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

also

Rent posted the best K/BB ratio on the team last year, as well as posting the worst BABIB of his career without a drop in LD%. There are a lot of reasons to think that, while he probably won’t post a wRC+ of 100+, he’s not actually anywhere near as bad as he was last year.

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by Viliphied on May 7, 2010 2:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even if that's not true

Uribe is better than Rent, and I’d rather have him out there even if Downs is a downgrade from Rent. Downs has fielded much better than I expected, at least in the games I’ve seen with my subjective and unreliable eyes.

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by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

He completely forgot about Medders. Up 6 runs late you can afford to give a guy a chance to get some confidence back.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

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by S.F. Giangst on May 6, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

hopefully they’ll remember Medders next time they’re deciding which player to get rid of.

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by rxmeister on May 7, 2010 6:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who are they going to bring to the bullpen?

Somebody needs to be around to pitch in the blowouts, and he’s fine for that. I think that’s all he was really supposed to do last year anyway, and then really outperformed.

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by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

After Velez.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on May 7, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Leaving Cain in

I like that he gives his starters a chance to continue until real signs of trouble. Maybe it’s one of those “intangibles”, but I think showing that kind of confidence in your staff pays dividends; it keeps players engaged and makes them play hard for you. I want my starter to feel like he “owns” the game and is responsible for it, not feeling like he’ll get a quick hook and has to rely on the bullpen.

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by Goofus on May 7, 2010 6:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like winning

The Giants should keep it up.

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by scout6 on May 6, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I liked that game. The jinxes by beat writers, announcers, etc. are getting annoying, but I guess that will happen anyway.

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by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I think people who really believe in jinxes is annoying.

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by SFGuy on May 6, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Cain didn’t throw a no-no?

Thing C

by markdash on May 6, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Also, having offense is kinda cool. I seem to remember times last year when 18 runs were spread over 2 series, not one.

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by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I think the biggest positive for me was the fact the Giants did this on the road vs a solid team.

You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.

by SeeingStars on May 6, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I’ll admit, I expected the Giants to struggle against nolasco.

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by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too. I was looking for one of those 15 strikeout games. They hit him pretty hard though, and ran themselves out of a huge inning with some stupid baserunning. Maybe we’re getting better on the road? One bad trip, but both of their sweeps this season were on the road.

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by rxmeister on May 7, 2010 6:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

GIANTS AVOID AVOIDING THE SWEEP!!!!!!

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by beat_la_25 on May 6, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

UNBRIDLED ENTHUSIASM!

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on May 6, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

wondering
Marlins probably wondering how they got swept after holding Panda hitless in 2 games

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 6, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

bone and groin, obviously.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on May 6, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imported from GDT

Sea salt and vineGAR.

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burakku Peppa & Saruto

black pepper and salt according to the blurb superimposed over the pic of the actual chips at bottom left

The money lies in the RBIs
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by hokysmksbw on May 6, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doritos without cheese dust are just Tostitos.

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Tostitos without the everything is… nothing….think about that man, think about that!

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by O R They? on May 6, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just don’t divide by zero.

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

/tony bruno stutter i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i

by TimLaser and MattyC on May 6, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least he didn't tear his anterior groin ligament

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by DJ Tofu on May 6, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ENJOY THE WAY THAT SERIES UNFOLDED!

so the giants keep winning. And pablo isn’t even hitting that much yet. lolwhat

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by bondslegend on May 6, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

BTW, with that win...

G-men are back in FIRST suckas!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on May 6, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

not a bad way to start off the road trip

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by O R They? on May 6, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I banned from the road GDT now?

I missed the last 3 games and they won. The last games I was on for the GDT was in San Diego.

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by SFGuy on May 6, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

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by bondslegend on May 6, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are you still here?!

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by Natto on May 6, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I only arrived until after the game. I was here after the game yesterday and they won. So sue me.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on May 6, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll be hearing from my lawyer.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like these early games, even though I’m an east coaster and it’s my local time. I get out of work 9 pm EST and these games are almost over. I watch them at work with my I phone at bat app, but the store is busy and I can’t enjoy it like I do at home. I prefer the 10 pm EST starts even if it means staying up late.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on May 7, 2010 6:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

John Ely starting for the Dodgers tonight

Who the hell is he?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on May 6, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

The spawn of satan?

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on May 6, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know Lasorda had another kid.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on May 6, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

His Yahoo Sports bio had him going to the same college as pika

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by SFGuy on May 6, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew he sucked

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by bondslegend on May 6, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He played Tarzan you dope…oh wait…that was Ron Ely…that’s very different…never mind

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on May 6, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

A guy, who happens to be pitching decently so far

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he's a relative of this guy...


…who opened for someone I saw once (but can’t remember now THERE’S EMPTY INSIDE!)

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't know who it was

but I bet it was at a county fair! Gary “U.S” Bonds? Eddie Money?

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by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Traded for Juan Pierre

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 6, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww Garrett Broshuis

Those guys are good. Much better than me. RT @extrabaggs #SFGiants starters have pitched into 8th inning in seven of club’s last eight games

http://twitter.com/broshuis/status/13523033337

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 6, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Aww.

Broshuis is still awesome to me.

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's no Eric Byrnes

and thus will never make it to KNBR or the Chronicle Failpostgame with FP and Miyaeaechel Urban.

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by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I like this guy

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on May 6, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a real cool dude.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked this response
So u think I could at least beat Timmy in a writing match?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 6, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on May 6, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants:

It’s sufficiently advanced technology inside

Oh. Man. T-shirt.

TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
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by zenbitz on May 6, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

with the matt cain cyborg on the back

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by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn it, that’s good

Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 6, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY LOST WHY??!!!!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Wasn’t that awesome?!?!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

WARNING: LOST SPOILER ALERT. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT WATCHED THE EPISODE. JUST KEEP SCROLLING.

NO THEY ALLL FUCKING DIED

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t watch Lost, but I’m reasonably confident that that was not enough of a spoiler alert.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 6, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its something. I would be pissed if someone told me that.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY ALL WERE TURNED INTO FROGS

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 6, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since nobody has posted it yet:

I approve.

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Purdy

DeRosa looked much better today.

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 6, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, hopefully he can turn it around

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
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K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 6, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Calvin and Hobbes could sled down that.

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by Natto on May 6, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn’t they get caught between the 8th and 9th inning?

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by SFGuy on May 6, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

They always have that one part where they crash or jump off into nothingness.

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by Natto on May 6, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great minds!

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 6, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the launch ramp.

Or a tree stump.

Hard to tell.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 6, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on May 6, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

those little bumps

in the 8th and 9th sure felt higher on the persona WPA scale.

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by zenbitz on May 6, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing a little topical cream can’t fix

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s dead, Jim.

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.

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by S.F. Giangst on May 7, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I propose we win the World Series

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
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by Useful_Idiot on May 6, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Motion seconded

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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sustained

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on May 6, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rugstained

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 6, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Objection

Point is moot.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take it to 4chan…

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

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by S.F. Giangst on May 7, 2010 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently, Roy Halladay gave up a walk today.

WHEELS R COMIN OFF

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I have 2 bets with a philly fan friend of mine

One, that Tim will finish above Roy in the Cy voting.

Two, that Huff will have a higher OPS+ than Placido Polanco.

My Huff bet is looking good. The Tim one is close.

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 6, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim really has to have an extraordinary season to win 3 straight Cy Young Awards.

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by SFGuy on May 6, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Tim would have to be just way ahead of everyone else that there wouldn’t be anyone comparable to him.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 6, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

Tim was ahead of Halladay in every category last year. And I think that at least some of the move from the AL to the NL is mitigated by pitching in that bandbox park.

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by GiantPain on May 6, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Halladay (or anyone else) is close, they would get rather than Tim.

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by SFGuy on May 6, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know about that

I think in order to do it, they’ll have to beat him in something, and Tim’s going to have the most K’s, a tiny WHIP, and a low ERA.

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 6, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WINS

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on May 6, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sob

Well, I was encouraged by lincecum and greinke’s cy wins last year. Hopefully Tim will have enough winz to win.

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by GiantPain on May 6, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just think that theres no way he gets it if its as close as it was this past year where you could make a strong case for all of them. He’d have to be so good this year that there would have to be no reason for him not to get it, and the only way that’ll happen is if he’s just miles ahead of everyone else.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 6, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Examples:

Rickey Henderson not being a unanimous selection to the Hall. Or the guys (all from Orlando) that voted for Dwight Howard over LeBron James for MVP.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 6, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess he could. Randy Johnson did win 4 in a row but somehow I think the writers today would want to give it to some east coast guy.

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by SFGuy on May 6, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

with all the Halladay hype, I think they will use every excuse to give it to him.

I think there’s a guilt factor at play, since he’s been excellent in baseball Siberia and they ignored him.

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by DrStankus on May 6, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

When the season is done

Tim will have more Ks and also more BBs. I would bet that his ERA is slightly better, but they’ll be in the same range.

It’ll come down to the dumb stat: Wins. And even if the Giants win the West, Halladay will probably have an edge there.

That and the fact that the voters like to vote for someone new. Witness Terry Pendleton’s MVP award.

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on May 6, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really dont think the Cy Young voters count wins as much as they used too. Lincecum didnt have the most wins last year, and he wasnt that much better than Wainwright or Lincecum

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was wayyy fucking better than wainwright

The fact that that was even a “controversy” was total fucking bullshit.

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by bondslegend on May 6, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was way better than either of those cardinal douchebags

there really shouldn’t have even been a discussion. Carpenter didn’t even get to 200 fucking innings so I don’t even know why he was as close to winning it as he was. Tim was better than Wainwright in every way.

by superk1ng on May 6, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Wainwright or Carpenter had 20 wins they would have likely won.

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on May 6, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

There goes the Cy Young.

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by Natto on May 6, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone see the wig Scott Olsen was wearing in his postgame interview?

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by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah. He pitched great though.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This?

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks like Sleazy P. Martini. That will likely be the only GWAR reference in this thread.

by sunnyd100 on May 6, 2010 9:32 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Holy shit, you are right! He should cut off someone’s head!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still wish we would've taken a flier on him after he was non-tendered

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by Gobroks on May 6, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DONT WANNA

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by Gobroks on May 6, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

has there ever been a McC shirt made?

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 6, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah. Many years ago. I wasnt a member then, but Ive heard about them. There was talking of making them again a couple months ago. Dont know what happened to that.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
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"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I, for one, have really been wanting to give my money to Grant. But, no luck so far.

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by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

well i designed the sweatshirts for a group for my major at school couple of years ago, id be down to do it again for sure.

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 6, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

We actually had a thread for it, you could search for it. All my ideas got shot down.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

ill have to see if i can find it

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 6, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a story called “I want to start making mcCovey Chronicles shirts again”

I think.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

i found it and am looking at it now.. thanks man

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 6, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

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by Natto on May 6, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bitches don’t know about my McCovey Chronicles

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on May 6, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Grant Imahara from Mythbusters wearing a McC shirt?

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on May 6, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

who would have thought you have hardwood floors in your mom’s basement?

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

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by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

They let him upstairs on special occasions.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 7, 2010 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

or Natto.. dude has shirt skillz. yes, with a Z

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 6, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I already have my rogue t-shirt business going on.

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by Natto on May 6, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure you just made a sale tonight

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i want a new updated McC shirt though

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 6, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait for Kevin Millar to stop being a commentator on MLB Network

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on May 6, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

rec’d

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by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any discussion on the GDT about Rent going on the DL?

OmahaGiant put a Fanshot link Bagg’s Twitter saying it’s a possibility.

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by SFGuy on May 6, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm all for rohlinger coming up if that's the case

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by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he commits errors that lose games!

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by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’ll be a few weeks till Freddy’s back. Rohlinger is thought to be able to play SS better than downs in a pinch, so that seems like a good move until Freddy is back.

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by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Angel Berroa!

…seriously though, Rohlinger would be good

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by Gobroks on May 6, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can haz Brandon Crawford?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well the way heKrawford

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by Gobroks on May 6, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow that was weird

What I meant to say was:

The way he’s playing he should change his name to Krawford.

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by Gobroks on May 6, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol, I thought you were trying to make an interesting play off his name combined with “he.”

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by srpwrd on May 6, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh uhh yeah, that's exactly what I was going for

/nods head feverishly

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by Gobroks on May 6, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot we signed Berroa on a minor league contract.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude was the rookie of the year

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by Gobroks on May 6, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but has he ever won a batting title?

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by Giant among Angels on May 7, 2010 5:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

SSS

Fred Lewis is 7 for his last 14.

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by SFGuy on May 6, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Isn’t it time for Pablo to get one game off?

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by SFGuy on May 6, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, he looks pretty beat. Uribe at third, and who plays SS?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rohlinger

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by GiantPain on May 6, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Renteria goes to the DL, Rohlinger is really our only option for a backup SS. That makes me sad.

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that sad, really

I think Rohlinger will become a major league swingman. Sort’ve a Uribe sans power, with better defense.

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by GiantPain on May 6, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Rohlinger an acceptable SS? I thought he was mostly confined to 3B.

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

We've only seen him there a little bit in the majors

But he made no errors and is pretty quick on his feet. I think he can handle SS. It’s him or Angel Berroa!

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by GiantPain on May 6, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He only started playing games at SS and 2B last season. He seems decent at least, but there’s not enough data yet on him.

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by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Consensus from the GDT was “yes.” I’d want DeRosa at 3rd, Uribe at SS, Downs at 2B, and Bowker in LF.

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scheriholz at 3rd.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 6, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. Forgot about DeRosa. That makes more sense since im not sure Rohlinger could be here for the game tomorow. Good call.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

This could work

The only problem is that Uribe looks pretty tired too, and could probs use a day off also.

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by GiantPain on May 6, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Uribe’s elbow is still nagging, and I’d like him not to aggravate it. But a day off for him is unlikely unless Rohlinger gets the call, since I don’t think anybody else can play SS for us.

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well he will have to wait until Rohlinger meets up with the team.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zaun comes through

3-1 LA now

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by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Graham

I saw “LOST SPOILER ALERT” upthread and scrolled down super quickly. I’m 7 minutes away from the end of Tuesday’s episode. If I read it after I finish the episode am I in the clear?

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by goGSW24 on May 6, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

FROGS

EVERYONE OF THEM

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by scout6 on May 6, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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JESUS DIES FOR OUR SINS

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRUCE WILLIS IS A GHOST

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by scout6 on May 6, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahah yeah sure. Its not actually very revealing.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh haha just read it.

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by goGSW24 on May 6, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, does Matt Cain have a no-hitter right now?

by deuce deuce on May 6, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU JUST JINXED HIM FOR HIS NEXT START!!

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by jponry on May 6, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edgar Renteria aggravated his groin injury it looks as if he will be placed on the DL. No word yet if a backup infielder or relief pitcher

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Um backup infielder plz?

We only have one SS.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, backup infielder. And get rid of Velez and bring back a pitcher.

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by jponry on May 6, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Move Edgar to the 15-day, send down Velez, and call up Martinez/Pucetas for LONG MOTHERFUCKIN’ RELIEF. (Not getting out the pitchfork for Wellemeyer just yet, but the absence of a long reliever is ridiculous.)

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with you

except I want YEAH JOEY as our #5 starter and Wellemeyer as our long reliever

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by Gobroks on May 6, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said, it’s not quite “all hands on deck” with Wellemeyer yet, so i don’t expect a switch forthcoming and therefore am not going to bark about making one, and Todd’s looked good in his last two starts. I never trusted Joey past the 5th inning last season, but don’t really know how he looks this year.

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's kinda the same

Good ERA but he’s only gone into the 6th once. My thing is I trust Joey to keep us in the game for 5 or 6 innings whereas Wellemeyer could keep us close into the 7th or the game could be over in the 2nd inning.

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by Gobroks on May 6, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh god yes

velez is useless now, and we need another reliever going into the Mets series w/out a day off.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 6, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

well that or use Medders

I;m going with the another reliever thesis

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 6, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they don’t get rid of Velez or Ishikawa soon (or both) I’ll have to wonder WTF they’re thinking.

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by jponry on May 6, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Ishikawa doesn't really have a place on this team

I think he could be more useful in Washington…I mean Adam Dunn is their 1B and Ishi’s D could mesh well with Dunn’s…lack of D. But yeah, I want someone who play 1st and 3rd off the bench.

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by Gobroks on May 6, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

win

a backup 1B and a backup ? are pretty useless. Velez has not exactly looked good as a PH either.

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by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

“now”

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by zenbitz on May 7, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just put him on the DL already.

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by Natto on May 6, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Milton Bradley

I’m thinking that this guy has an undiagnosed mental illness.

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by greatgiantfan on May 6, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Or maybe hes just an idiot.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

For someone as... notorious... as he is, he has a LOT of people who speak very highly of him.

What he’s doing right now is difficult and brave, and I wish him every measure of success in facing down his demons.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 6, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I picture him as Tracy Jordan in real life.

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by Natto on May 6, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tracy is not an asshole. I doubt he very good at baseball, too.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSS I know

But in hindsight it’s looking like not doing Rowand for Bradley was a good non-move by Sabes

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by Gobroks on May 6, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

there was a surprising level of support for that idea here.

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by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

There’s somethin’ a brewin’ in LA

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by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

pruno?

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by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brewers have runners on the corner with one out.

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by jponry on May 6, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

McGeehee flies out :(

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by jponry on May 6, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always hated that guy.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always? He’s been up for like 2 years

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by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always = about 2 years

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAY AREA FLIES out.

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by Natto on May 6, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!

3-2

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by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

GREG ZAUN

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh god. Counsells up. I have to root for Counsell. FML.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

the enemy of my enemy is my friend

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 6, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON STUPID BATTING STANCE GUY

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by jponry on May 6, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

He does have bad taste in jerseys

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by Natto on May 6, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://violentjisjohngoodman.tumblr.com/

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by Natto on May 6, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

...what.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg hilarious.

Silly question, but did any of you happen to watch WCW wrestling when the ICP were involved? I swear, Violent J is te greatest wrestling commentator of all time.

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by RDreamer on May 7, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

CRAIG MUTHA FUGGIN COUNSELL!

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by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

3-3

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by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Y’know, I’ve always liked that guy.

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by Natto on May 6, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH!!!!

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by SFGuy on May 6, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DODGERS

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLNATHAN BROXTON

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok. Its been a couple seconds.

I can go back to hating Counsell now.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BROXTON!

CRAIG COUNSELL!!!

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by jponry on May 6, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope this game goes 20 innings

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by jponry on May 6, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to see a position player pitch and a pitcher play the infield.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, baby!

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by greatgiantfan on May 6, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

there’s no suck as good as dodger suck

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on May 6, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

/needs revision

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by greatgiantfan on May 6, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

suck it

russell martin

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by jponry on May 6, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN Lawlz

Anyone watching sportcenter? In their recap of the game they show Bengie running in slow mo to first with dramatic music while they laugh about it. LOL

by GrooveGiant on May 6, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

That wasnt slow mo.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ludicrous speed?

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by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I actually had to rewind to check and see if you were right.

by GrooveGiant on May 6, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha. I didnt even see it. I was just joking.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did. That was hilarious. The best part was how the announcers were like “this is mean” but couldn’t hold back their laughter

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on May 6, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I loved the music. Poor Bengie

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by Prussian Creole on May 6, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

So LOLSharks?

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by SFGuy on May 6, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

No, that’s not what I’d call it.

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by groug on May 6, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then what would you call it?

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 6, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

They skated while holding sticks tonight in the same place as the Red Wings, who were playing hockey.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on May 6, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

..and scoring lots of goals.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 6, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Dominant, elite closer."

NOT.

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by srpwrd on May 6, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I totally closed on those donuts last night

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by Giant Voodoo on May 6, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no pitcher in baseball I enjoy having a meltdown more than Broxton.

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I derive great pleasure from it too.

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by srpwrd on May 6, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

no she didn’t. don’t lie.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 6, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I walked right into it.

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by srpwrd on May 6, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWHS?

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by srpwrd on May 6, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could imagine the hate if Brian Wilson was the Dodgers closer.

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by SFGuy on May 6, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to agree with you there. If Brian Wilson were the Doyers closer I doubt we’d even have the phrase “Suck it, Russell Martin.”

Thank god he’s a Giant.

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on May 6, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

ESPN 2 now has a 30 minute MMA Live show.

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by SFGuy on May 6, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

bigger than boxing.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 6, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been an online only show for 2 years

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by Speedforthewin on May 6, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate latroy hawkins

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by jponry on May 6, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

he was a good pokemonz once.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 6, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he blow the game yet?

by superk1ng on May 6, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leadoff single to Carroll. One out now.

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brewers will fuck it up, won’t they?

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by SFGuy on May 6, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

1st and 2nd 1 out :(

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by jponry on May 6, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Garret Anderson’s picture still him in an Angel’s hat?

He was on the Braves last year.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck, another walkoff for Kemp right here.

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by srpwrd on May 6, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck please gidp Kemp

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 6, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh wild pitch

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by jponry on May 6, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

OT

LOL INDIANS

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 6, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL this is awesome.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 6, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

his pauses then moans of agony are what get me

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 6, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see Jon Miller do this one day.

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by Natto on May 6, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was fantastic.

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay my employers.

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by rotorueter on May 7, 2010 6:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no.

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by Natto on May 6, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

This will be another walkoff highlight for Ethier.

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by Natto on May 6, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

DP

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 6, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to fail

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 6, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Take your free hero card Ethiuh.

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by srpwrd on May 6, 2010 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

walkoff walk?

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by jponry on May 6, 2010 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

DON’T BE A HERO

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by Natto on May 6, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can make a commercial about this next year!!

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by jponry on May 6, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

needz more natinals

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 6, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK!

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by srpwrd on May 6, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh dammit.

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by Natto on May 6, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Ethier

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 6, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

godammit

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Andre Ethier

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by jponry on May 6, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Forge Ethier. This hatred belongs to Ken Macha and Latroy Hawkins.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on May 6, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

*forget

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by SFGuy on May 6, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Latroy Hawkins is as worthless as he was as a Giant

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by jponry on May 6, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do want to pour molten metal over Ethier.

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by Natto on May 6, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ethier seems like less of a smug prick than Kemp. But fuck if he doesn’t project it by association.

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3qkaDg6DeA

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by Natto on May 6, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Douchebag.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 6, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont think thats that big a deal.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it was Photo Day!

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by Natto on May 6, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That looks like a Photo Day type event…

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by jponry on May 6, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

In fact

the summary even says it was photo day.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on May 6, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was Photo Day, fans were lined up to take photos of/with the players and he walks on the field saying “I don’t take photos.” It’s kind of a dick move, in my opinion.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it was completely a dick move.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least they all got the opportunity to bask in his wonderful presence, they should be grateful!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on May 6, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

They go to watch him “walk-off” the field!
/slaps knee

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by Natto on May 6, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was one year when JT acted like this. He didn’t say but moved around really quickly.

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by SFGuy on May 6, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless, of course, it was Photo Day

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still don’t hate Ethier like I hate Kemp…man I can’t stand that guy he’s so fucking cocky I hate it.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 6, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in this line

I hate Kemp more than Ethier.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
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by Gobroks on May 6, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in the line that hates the Dodgers with a firey passion.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah they all suck

But for me it Kemp sucks slightly more than Ethier.

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by Gobroks on May 6, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate him because he’s dating Rihanna. I always thought she was gorgeous, and now I have to see her wearing a Dodgers jersey on TV. Lasorda probably fantasizes about a three way between himself, Rihanna and Alyssa Milano. Then again, maybe not, seeing as one of his former players accused him of being racist.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on May 7, 2010 6:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate them equally.

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by Natto on May 6, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

/earlier that day

I especially don’t care for Russell Martin.

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by jponry on May 6, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you need to take someone’s hand, take Russell Martin’s.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on May 6, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except for Russell Martin. He gets a special level of hate.

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by srpwrd on May 6, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

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by Gobroks on May 6, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Touché, Sir.

The shades really complete the look, too.

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate him too, but he’s been unbelievably good in this situations though. It’s abnormal!

by superk1ng on May 6, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely, I’d like him if he was a Giant.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 6, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s just showing off here, he didn’t need to hit a Grand Slam!!!!

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by jponry on May 6, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wanted to be a hero.

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by Natto on May 6, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do the Brewers see in Latroy Hawkins?

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by SFGuy on May 6, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

0-3, 9.26 ERA?

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by srpwrd on May 6, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

A couple of salvageable kidneys and an only slightly abused liver?

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

A GRAND FUCKING SLAM?!

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by srpwrd on May 6, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Trevor Hoffman could have done it in half as many pitches.

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why didn’t they just put him out there? I could have gotten some Pokepoints since I think I still own him.

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by srpwrd on May 6, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because you want to save him for the save situation, etcetera etcetera.

And yes, I’m aware of the “shut it down so you can get to the 10th inning” argument, so we can all skip that part.

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, for some reason I was thinking that they were ahead lol.

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by srpwrd on May 6, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. Ethier grand slam. More macho, self-congratulatory bullshit.

Thanks, LaTroy.

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

10th HR for Ethiuh too.

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by srpwrd on May 6, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

They won 2 out 3.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today, at least.

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Belt 1-4 with a BB

Lowered his average to .392 :(

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

but Posey was 4-5 with a HR, raising his average to .343

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 6, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who cares

Pitchers Handled: -5

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by natteringnabob on May 7, 2010 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

DFA

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by Natto on May 6, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man

and just when I thought he was a good prospect.

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by Gobroks on May 6, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHATS WRONG WITH HIM

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 7, 2010 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, the Giants have a team ERA+ of 161.

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by jponry on May 6, 2010 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess that’s alright.

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by Natto on May 6, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

as a team

239 IP, 184 H, 87 BB, 221 K, 1.13 WHIP, 161 ERA+

WE COULD WIN THE CY YOUNG AWARD

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by jponry on May 6, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Without Mehdders and Wellemeher

206 IP, 146 H, 70 BB, 198 K, 1.05 WHIP, ? ERA+

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALREADY AT 17 WINS!

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by Natto on May 6, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This quote amused me for some reason.
“Everybody seems to think I’m just a DH, but I’d imagine I’ve played more first base than anything,” Huff said. “Everybody seems surprised that I’m over there, which is kind of weird.”

Link

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by Solidarity on May 6, 2010 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha! I came here after watching Quick Pitch and knew the Dodgers/Brewers game would garner a lot of bitterness. Fuckin’ Dodgers… what can you do? I just know my in-laws are all happy about it too. Fuckin’ in-laws.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2010 11:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Wellemeyer tomorrow, I'm still hoping for a sweep though.

I’m going to be at the game saturday and sunday. I can’t wait to see BTTJ live for the first time.

by Nnamdi Asomugha on May 6, 2010 11:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome

Thanks for posting these. By the way, how are you finding these? They aren’t prominently marked on MLB.com.

by randolphforpresident on May 6, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re easy enough to find from this page.

by non sequitur on May 7, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s weird watching video without commentary.

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by Natto on May 7, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just an all-star marking his territory

Nate wisely runs away…

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on May 7, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dongwrangler

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

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by S.F. Giangst on May 7, 2010 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by rxmeister on May 7, 2010 6:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I GOT YOUR POSE RIGHT HERE!

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by scout6 on May 7, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL empty stadium

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 7, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

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starters have pitched into the 8th inning in seven of the club’s last eight games. Now that’s impressive.

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by Natto on May 7, 2010 12:30 AM PDT reply actions  

this awesome note inspired me to look up random stats:

None of the starting pitchers have given up more than 3ER in a game since Wellemeyer got rocked in LA (April 16).

…in fact, none of the first 4 starters have given up more than 3ER in a game at all.

• Lincecum has faced 160 batters and given up only 5 extra base hits. (Ubaldo: 160/8, Halladay:185/12)

• Zito is dominating the middle of orders. 3-4-5-6 hitters batting .158/.118/.000(yes, zero)/.063 respectively

• Cain’s first win of the season coincided with the first time the Giants scored more than 3 runs for him while he was in the game. Last year they did it by the 5th inning of his first start.

• Sanchez still hasn’t given up a hit to a left-handed batter this season.

• Wellemeyer…really should avoid David Wright this weekend (8/11 lifetime vs. Todd) and focus on Jason Bay (3/16). Bay’s the only current Met not hitting above .333 against Wellemeyer. But to provide one positive: his splits are good against righties (.163/.281/.265)

by sayheybk on May 7, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uno disastro de los besbols es imminente en el Neuvo York!

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

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by S.F. Giangst on May 7, 2010 1:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nate's arm

is currently tied at 2nd most valuable in the majors. Everyone else tied with him has played at least 50 more innings. Carl Crawford is ahead of him (at 2.6 runs to Nate’s 2.2) but has played 80 more innings. (237 to 157)

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by Viliphied on May 7, 2010 3:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chase Utley had incredible numbers against Wellemeyer too, but he handled him pretty well in his start against Philly last homestand. The ballparks help too. Wright has been frustrated by the dimensions of CitiField.

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by rxmeister on May 7, 2010 6:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

shier/rowand awesome

when padilla hit rowand i thought we were in serious trouble, i have been a rowand non hater for past couple years, he joins a new club, gets hurt a couple times, and then gets hit in the face, alllllll bad, but i really enjoy him leading off, hes got pop, and can really perform when we TRULY need some1 to come through…….shierholtz….i knew it was coming, bowker was screwed from the beginning, Juggernate is just awesome has been for years, and bochy just needed to get off his veteran horse and see it

by GiantsSwab on May 7, 2010 12:54 AM PDT reply actions  

sorry i missed the C in schier*

by GiantsSwab on May 7, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sience!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 7, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

One really concerning thing though

Is that Rowand still only has one walk on the year.

That’s all well and good while he’s hitting like a monster, but he really needs to get those BB numbers WAY up if he’s going to be successful at leadoff.

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by GiantPain on May 7, 2010 1:27 AM PDT reply actions  

That’s all well and good while he’s hitting like a monster, but he really needs to get those BB numbers WAY up if he’s going to be successful at leadoff baseball.

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by Viliphied on May 7, 2010 3:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can you imagine the orgasm ESPN will have if he hits a HR?

“Wright Triumphant in Rematch with Giants!/Mets lose 5-1”

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 7, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by Solidarity on May 7, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would love it he reverted back to that helmet as a preemptive strike. I also wonder what asshole Met is going to try to retaliate.

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by say hey nation on May 7, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Calculus Project: baseball?

Now that we’ve done the AP test, we have a whole bunch of project topics to choose from and one of them is the calculus of baseball.

Anybody have good ideas of specific subjects to explore? We have to turn in a list of 3 desired topics (fourier series, calculus of baseball, calculus of dams, weierstrass function, etc., no need to be uber-specific) by today.

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

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The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on May 7, 2010 9:53 AM PDT reply actions  

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