GameThread Episode II: Attack of the Clones
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hi new thread
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
You’re not supposed to be using this yet!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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it is lonely over here
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 6, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Gar feels so groin
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 6, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
What the shit. Wish they'd show a shot of the sky to see what they are seeing
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions
PUT US WHERE THE ACTION IS
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Needs more killing mosquitos with bats
LOL JAMARCUS RUSSELL
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
yep
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
he’s got no one to blame but himself. What a fuck up.
by Into the Void on May 6, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
They should have done it a while ago.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
On some show on ESPN they were saying “Well, what if Belichik picked him up and tried to turn him around?”
I disapprove of this, because it would mean we would need to hear four times more about Russell than we already do.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
maybe they could make him into a lineman
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 6, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Or I tight end (lol Tebow)
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Chill guys
the Sharks just want to finish it off at home
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
/nobody cares
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 6, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
So much for the sharks
4 goals by one guy in the first period.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 6, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Nabokov’s really losing it, man.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Maybe he owes Franzen money?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HUFF ROCKS
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
FLY BALL DANCES
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Awesome caption.
And here I thought it was going to be about how Bengie sucks.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
So
Anyone get one of them red light camera tickets? I just did. For making a right hand turn. No traffic. No pedestrians. No money in my bank account. I know I’m a lame California driver, but it still sucks. Just letting it out.
Go Giants. Yay Cain.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Did you stop first, or just kinda cruise through?
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 6, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
California stop.
So, no. I’m screwed.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I mean, I was going pretty slow, but still, hardly a stop.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That doesn’t solve my “no money” problem.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
No it doesn't
but hey it solves California’s money problem by 0.00000000000000000000001%
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 6, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Just meant if you were expecting money soon you could put it on cc and pay later. If you really need money fast…I know a pimp in the Tenderloin I could put you in contact with…
by Into the Void on May 6, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
no sympathy
you’re the guy my dog and I have to dodge everytime we go for a walk
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 6, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I understand your point, but the turn occurred on the near side of a freeway. Unless you’re walking your dog on 50, you would have been safe from me.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
At 9 in the evening, for that matter.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
of course, i say that euphemistically
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 6, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
also
if you pay like $30 now, you can get the due date for the fee delayed by like 6 months
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
does the $30 get credited to the fine?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 6, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
And, you haven't scratched the surface of lame drivers until you come to Texas
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 6, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Way worse than Las Vegas drivers, and they suck it royally
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 6, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty sure he rolled through it
All camera tickets are verified by somebody before they send it out.
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 6, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
contest it?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I must.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Contest it?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yup, $500
Got one in South Gate a few months ago.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Nobody was covering the bases during that last pop-up, LOL
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
LOL SHARKS X4
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Franzen again
This is just bizarre. Can’t teh Sharks just say, Okay…you win this one. Let’s just move on to game 5?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions
I’ve tried this when playing Ultimate Frisbee. It never seems to work.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Trivia
Name the only 2 players to win 12 career gold gloves as an OF
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Willie Mays
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I'm guessing Clemente for the second one
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
gimme + Maddux or Ozzie Smith?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 6, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
outfielders only
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
/failbeard
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 6, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
ICHIROOOOOO
So good, he won two of them a few times.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
?
Giants are batting…
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Then I think he's gonna get it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Cain was so good, he needs to be back out there for more!
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 6, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Even with this deficit
I still wouldn’t be surprised if they catch up and win.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, if this is all they score all game
The Sharks have plenty of time. And it would be a horrible heartbreaking loss for Detroit. And I am ok with this.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Shut the fuck up
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Nope. No one. Thanks for letting us know.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Why did you do this
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Shut the fuck up
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
It’s never ok
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Out of curiousity, if a guy gets the first hitter and someone mentions a no-hitter, that’s bad?
Thing C
Yes
NEVER EVER FUCKING MENTION A NO-HITTER BY THE TEAM YOU LIKE UNTIL IT’S OVER!
As in never. Not after any batter. Ever.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
on the other hand
it’s all right to mention it for the opposing pitcher before the game even starts
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This is science
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
By the way
Mike Pelfrey has a no-hitter.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
MY ELBOW IS FINE
IT ONLY HURTS BEFORE AND AFTER MY STARTS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yes…so why did you do it?
Technically you shut up about it after inning 5 or 6. Before then you don’t even bring it up.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I LIKE MY SUPERSTITIONS THANKS
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
No.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCKING BANNED
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Deserves a harsh warning at the very least.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
USE THE WARN WAND
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Is this worthy of an actual flag?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Howie would ban him while trying to warn him.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’m giving him a stern glare.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
gtfo kthx
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Raised incorrectly by bastard Gypsies
Obviously
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 6, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
a what?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
seriously....no matter what we say/type, the outcome of the game remains unaffected.
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
Butterfly kisses?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 6, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
This
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 6, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
People have been shot for less
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Do not even care
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
wow
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
No he doesn't
/waves hand
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Has anybody noticed that Cain is on track to not have a career ending injury tonight?
by sarf_london_niner on May 6, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
109
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
GET OUT OF HERE WITH YOU AND YOUR FACE
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I noticed it when the game started
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 6, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Word from the Giants dugout: Edgar Renteria strained his groin. We’ll see if he lands on the DL this time.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions
Are they going to lauch him out of a catapult or something?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I would pay for the catapult if they would do that
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 6, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope it's a groin chip
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Mmmmmmm, Groin Chips
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I prefer the hot and spicy groin chips with real bits of jalapeno
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 6, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Sea salt and vineGAR!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL! The winner!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 6, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
This was their plan all along for Freddy Sanchez
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 6, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
was wondering the same thing
Until Sanchez explodes.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
groan
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 6, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
groin
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 6, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
brain
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Things that Bochy doesn't have, Alex?
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 6, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought Uggla was supposed to be bad with the glove…
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
lol
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 6, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Just in the All-Star game
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL HANDSHAKE
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
OK
NOW Cain needs a quick inning, ala Zeets last night.
Trivia Answer
Mays and Clemente.
12 consecutive each.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I own a Clemente jersey
One of the greatest to ever play. Sadly cut short.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
THANKS I DID NOT KNOW THAT
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 6, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Roberto Clemente was a Giant
what?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I'm not sure what he was talking about, either
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I think he played for a Giants team in Puerto Rico
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It must be something like that
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Looking at it
He did not. But he is from Carolina, PR which is called the “Land of Giants” and the team that plays there now (Gigantes de Carolina) play in Roberto Clemente Stadium
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Maybe it was a bad pun about how the Giants have had a tendency to crash?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
TOO SOON
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wah wah wah wah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nate is great at defense. Even his routine plays are great.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Wow, that ball looked crushed. Then it just died at the warning track.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
PARK TOO BIG
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Ha
I thought that we all were about to dogpile on markdash.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Darn, I was hoping they were going to go on naming band boxes.
Philidelphia… Boston…
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Cincinatti
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Houston
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
by vinScullySucks on May 6, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
They did name Cincinatti. Also Pittsburgh and New York.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Cincinnati – I hate spelling that name. Luckily there’s a HUGE Bengals wall hanging right in front of me. Whenever I need to send a package to Mr. Merope’s folks I just check the living room wall.
It’s tricky, I agree. And I apologize for the mis-spelling.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Pffft, I don’t care, can’t stand the place myself. I’ve know the Mr. since 1995 and I still have to look at the wall to spell the damn name. [They do have the bestest ice cream place there: Graeter’s, not much else there that’s worth anything though.]
how about Louisville?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 6, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
/sorrys for askin
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 6, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Why did Downs call off Huff?
I’m ok with it, but that was interesting.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He's hustling
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Downs believes the pre-season scouting report on Huff’s D
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
/dives
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Eric Byrnes says:
“Always bookend a dive with a somersault!”
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOLMATT
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions
Gameday's being funky
How is Cain’s stuff looking out there? Good or getting lucky?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Cain is never not goood!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
Yeah it is. A second ago it flashed something about Edgar leaving the game
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s throwing strikes, and mostly staying ahead in the count. Ump’s a bit picky, so he has to put stuff over the plate. Marlins have fouled off a bunch, but haven’t managed to put anything up the middle.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Throw strikes.
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Matty
Strikes, please. To the next guy.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Well, I can see how--HUH?
FSN telecaster: “Not only is Cain big, but he doesn’t fall off the mound.”
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
That takes talent.
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Looking for any compliments they can, since they do not follow other teams.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
On the follow through. Still, I think we are building a pretty solid body of evidence that these announcers suck.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
THROW STRIKES GIANTS PITCHER
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions
Eh, i'm okay with walking that guy.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Two out walk to Hanley isn’t the worst thing in the world.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
Lot of pitches
Need more 2 pitch innings.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions
BTW
it was off a Shark skate
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
joking, right?
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
throwaway game
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I actually think they might.
That was a very flukey first period.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
/Nabokov scores 2
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
http://www.stream2watch.com/10140-n-San-Jose-Sharks-vs-Detroit-Red-Wings-live-stream
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
i’ve got yer stream
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 6, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, Sharks
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YAY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions
Nicely done, Cain
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Way to wrastle that ball, Downs!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Between innings OT
Apple lovers can love each other! http://techcrunch.com/2010/05/04/oh-god-no-a-dating-site-for-apple-fans/
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LOL URL
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wow….
:facepalm:
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Cupidtino?
/retch
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Apparently the site was developed by High School sophomores in their first year of having a computer
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 6, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally you never know what you're gonna get
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
hedgehog
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 6, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm hungry.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Have a recipe for hedgehog?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Lucky you!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 6, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like I should be grossed out, but that is really cute.
by kdl on May 6, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Surprisingly, the pitch counts have evened out.
Cain: 62
Nolasco: 61
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Lose in 7?
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 6, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Bungaroos?
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Sit down, Mark
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions
STFD?
Oh wait, that’s our team. Whoops.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
/shakes head sadly
FSN guys just mentioned the n*-h*****.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
smeeeee-heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
NATE IS GREAT!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
JuggerNate!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
JUGGERNATE!!!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
JUGGERNATE!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Wow, who knew
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions
JUGGERNATE
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions
JUGGERNATE
Someone get Damon Minor's agent on the phone stat!
by fanofvanlandingham on May 6, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions
Juggernuts?
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NATE!!!
YOU ARE FUCKING AWESOME!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
JUGGERNATE!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
JUGGGGGGGGGERNATE!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Nate Dawg!
I haven’t been Nate’s biggest fan, but I’m liking what he’s doing right now
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
it’s nice to finally see one of our young position players blossom
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
wait till his first slump
when Bochy sits him.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
he bloomed upon impact
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 6, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
BOOM!
ROASTED.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
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by Natto on May 6, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Yes.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
YES
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
just make that guy gettin bowled over russel martin
THIS IS THE YEAR..........
by DoubleDeuce22 on May 6, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Cain's run support for the month is happening right here
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Think I saw Bowker putting a helmet on
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions
Not playing
just trying to remember what it feels like.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
GameDay says the pitch to Nate was right down the middle.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
434 Marker?
“That’s just ridiculous!”
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 6, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
whoops
reply fail…
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 6, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Cody Ross looks really awkward out there. His back is always to the infield
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That’s because he’s lining up for a throw home. Wheeeeeee!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Would have loved Matt to go yard there.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Aw man.
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What’s with the armed guard in the dugout?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
it’s Florida, you’d want a guard too.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
exactly
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 6, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Renteria’s groin has been threatening people.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s really aggravated right now :\
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
post-Philly?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
designated taserer
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
lets not get into this
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Has Nolasco been that bad ... or have our hitters actually been good?
He’s definitely got great stuff other times I’ve seen him, so just curious.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
He has not looked terrible.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This game could easily be a blow-out by now.
He’s been lucky.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s been ok. missed with a couple pitches
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
The pitch that Nate hit was not a bad one
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Shut your mouth!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 6, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
BAMF
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes it was. It was the smack-dab middle of the zone.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
You should watch it again
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Gameday sez.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Ah
I trust my eyes over gameday for this
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I watched it again. And that pitch looped right back to the heart of the zone.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Whatever
This isn’t worth arguing about.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Camera angle will affect how a pitch looks. TV is not necessarily a reliable way to judge balls and strikes.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
It does, but there’s not really a discrepancy between the video and the pitch F/x, which is much more objective than a camera angle.
Let me put it this way: I’ve seen nothing to suggest that it was a good pitch, and two sources to suggest that it was a fat one. So… yeah. There you go.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I’m at work and listening to the radio, so I have no idea…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate's cold zone
He prefers the slider that hits him in the thigh.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LOL BABIP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
only bad thing about Renteria's injury
is it probably keeps him on the roster longer
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
/hangs head and sobs like a baby
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 6, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
The fact that we have seen little of Gino of late is a great thing….
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 6, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
two is bad enough
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 6, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
CMON RAIN AFTER THIS NEXT HALF INNING
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
NOOOOO!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
all of you are banned
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Seriously wheres the Banhammer
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
hey I just rooted for RAIN!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
i mean, if it does happen, it’ll be with 194 pitches. impressive!
by yankeessuck8991 on May 6, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Why
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU ALL
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
3 runs for Cain and pray for rain???
Fine Steven. You keep hitting .400 and Ill keep calling you 'Nick'.
Or, in his own words, “well, the season just started.”
(Yes, I know I’m replying to myself.)
by kdl on May 6, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
predictable?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Excels in the 8th spot.
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Strikes!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
OT: Something going on in Natstown through six.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions
Walk off walk in progress?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Yeah, let’s go with that.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Impeachment?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Check the box score.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh.
He’s going against my Pokemon, so I am rooting against him.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Interesting
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
MATT
FINISH HIM
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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MATT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Gameday just called a 91MPH pitch a "changeup"
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Schmidt-like!
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Matt’s fastball does reach 122 mph I believe
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 6, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
THROW STRIKES GIANTS PITCHER
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions
Very.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
So…I’m assuming that since nobody has posted the news of any more RedWings goals… it must be intermission.
lulz
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD UGGLA!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD Person!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
CAIN!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions
HIS NAME IS DAN UGGLA
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
DAN UGGLA!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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KKKain
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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RACIST
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
STFD
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions
Giantsesque.
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U R FUKKIN OUT!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Jason Stoffel, 2009 (Rookie + A-): 24IP, 1-0, 0.75 ERA, 5 S V, 25K. The heir apparent to B-Weez.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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SO MUCH SO
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Is this show good? I have not watched it.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
It was hilarious… First season was only 6 episodes, check it out.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Pick up your thumbs, meat
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions
In Play, (OUTS)
What is the most common phrase one sees during a Giants game on Gameday?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
JEOPARDY, BITCHEZ
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
/points at the blog’s header
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
do the fish have a hit yet?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Jesus
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah four by the same guy in a five minute stretch
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
sigh.
Really?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Good fuckin’ grief.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you ever had a silent thought
in your entire life?
NO
MATT CAIN HAS A NO-HITTER THROUGH FIVE INNINGS. THE MARLINS DO NOT HAVE A HIT. THEY ARE HITLESS. THEY HAVE YET TO REACH BASE BY WAY OF A BASE HIT.
bring it.
by yankeessuck8991 on May 6, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
taking one for the team
now everyone has someone to blame when it happens!!!!
i’m just bringing people together, dammit.
by yankeessuck8991 on May 6, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Attention whore
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From now on, in my book, you are yankeefan8991.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Sick burn.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Luckily for you, nobody pays attention to my book.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Dickhead.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCKING BANNED
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Fucking assholes
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I'm an adult old enough to know better
It just infuriates me. I’m very irrational about this.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
i just have no belief in this superstition anymore
i was at sanchez’s. my uncle would NOT shut up about it. and tada!
by yankeessuck8991 on May 6, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
But it doesn't really matter what you believe
Other people care about this and you are being a jerk to them.
And, no, I don’t believe in it either.
And, yes, I realize people are freaking about towards you, but you started it.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Is he a Yankee fan too?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Now, this could lead to an actual ban.
Good for you.
Dumbass.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You’re an idiot
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
umm, it only works if your actually playing, like on the team, in the dugout
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 6, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
if your actually playing what?
NEEDZ MOR NOUNZ
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 6, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Cain needs to finish out
like he did last time. Low pitch counts in later innings…
He’s over 70
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions
K thnx bye!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
MATT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
long battle with ca.............................in in the 2nd inning
i swear i thought kuip was about to say cancer
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions
LULZ STFD!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD guy!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
wow
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
COME ON, RAIN!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 6, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
K thnx Bye!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Makes grown men weak in the knees.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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That would be me.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
KKKKain
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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The pitching staff has simply brutalized the Marlins.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
This just in, the Giants can pitch
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
/stab
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Please fuck right off
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 6, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't call me Jesus
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 6, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't catre where you are, you know the rule. Now SHUT THE FUCK UP
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
SHUT THE FUCK UP
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Oh, and mods? Please to help?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I can’t help it. It fucking infuriates me.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
SHIT YOUR MOUTH
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Pitchforks, everyone!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ridiculous
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Doesn't it look like rain to you guys?
I think they should call the game now.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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There is no way they play this game today
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
15 pitches an inning
woop woop.
need quick 6th
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions
Just checked Fish Stripes
It’s about as empty as the balpark with 15 gameday thread comments.
Jeaaaggaahh
Everyone at the park has a laptop.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Miller said it now:
“5 Hitless innings.” we can now talk freely about the inevitable no hitter Cain will definitely throw tonight
...Dr. Vader will see you now.
SHIT YOUR MOUTH
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
He's an announcer
It’s his job to do that
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
ATTENTION: EVERYONE IS NOW BANNED
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
you're the most banned of all
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
PROBLEM SOLVED
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
we should just all jump on board the express train. might be fun.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
/doesn't believe in jinxes
/also doesn’t want to rock the boat
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
NO HITTER ALERT!!!
Scott Olsen of the Nationals has held the Braves hitless through seven!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 6, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions
Shhhhh. I want this to happen.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Pokemonz?
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 6, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah. I just have a soft spot for the Natinals.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
LL NATINALS!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 6, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL 83 pitches
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
83 pitches tru 7
i like his chances more than cains
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
cain's throwing like crap
whatchu talkin’ bout?
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
I remember this meme. The good ol days.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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need to trade him, perhaps for Fielder?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
HAY GUYZ!!!!
Cain is 0 for 2. He has no hits. OMGLOLOLOL.
Sigh. Heheheheh.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions
Bochy flashes the "get playoff tickets for nogooddeed" sign to box office
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Are other team's blogs so boring that people need to troll ours?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Yes
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 6, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
that stream2watch sharks cast was crappy on this pooter
anyone know of any others?
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
Pablo. :/
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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aggravated groin
stay outta the way of an aggravated anything but esp. a groin.
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
I would love to make a tent out of Bengie's uniform
…um, well, out of a uniform that is Bengie-sized, at least. But not necessarily Bengie’s uniform.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Washed first, please
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 6, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
People need to shut the fuck up
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions
/rec’d
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you just rec yourself?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
LULZ
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nice radio conversation we are privy to on the TV.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Man, you can hear the walkie talkies of the security guards.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I guess baseball is no hit with the locals
"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.
Not enough random violence
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 6, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Groin aggravation
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Strained gamer muscle.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
his groin beat him up
it was aggravated
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Pablo needs to take a chill pill and lay off for a few pitches.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Also this.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I’ve been in and out while working.
I wasn’t under the impression that Cain was pitching all that well.
Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.
he sucks
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He doesn't know how to win
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 6, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
He sucks.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Thrown a few pitches, but been effective
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
sad picture is sad.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
They make intravenous bamboo?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
god, that really does look like Sandoval.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 6, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Acceptable pronunciation in the US. Like ka-RAH-tee. Ignorant pronunciation, but accepted.
The one that drives me up a wall is Huh-ROH-shih-muh.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
One pitch outs are cool
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I'm digging it.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I like them. Unless the Giants are batting, natch.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow Kuip
All you needed to add was:
“I AM NOT SAYIN’, I’M JUST SAYIN’”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
1 pitch
1 out.
Let’s get that a couple more times
Stop it
Right now.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Seriously what is wrong with you people?!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
DUDE WHY
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Dickhead
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Troll
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we seriously make this a bannable offensive?
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
/facepalm
LITERALLY
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
You fucking prick
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Wooh
1-pitch outs are neat.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
May 12: Lotte Giants Night
May 14: Yomiuri Giants Night
i do want that give away
woohoo!!
A ruse to sell more playoff tickets at home!
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 6, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Or DeRosa, so that Bowker can get some PT. Uribe’s gonna have to play short.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Just for a day off, I mean. Kid deserves a break.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL SHARKS X6
WOW it’s getting a bit out of hand.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
MATT
FINISH HIM
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
You guys are very clever!
We are all impressed by how nonchalant you are!
Now, shut up.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Being a jerk is fun LOL
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
LOL Jon' call there
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions
*Jon's
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
81 pitches for Cain so far.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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oh hey franzen only has a hat trick now o_O
first goal was given to someone else
LOL Huff holding his hand out directly at Downs.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’m proud as hell of being from the South, but using “Song of the South” as one’s walkup music is pretty damn hickish.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
MATT
FINISH HIM
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
MATT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
if the game were to be rain shortened, would Cain get credit for a no-no?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
No, and shut the fuck up
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
NOT ANYMORE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
AHHHG, JINX!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 6, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Not now.
Merci beaucoup.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 6, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Good job assholes.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
no
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SERIOUSLY
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUCK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions
Sigh.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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FUCKERS
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions
SON OF A BITCH!
I HOLD SEVERAL TROLLS RESPONSIBLE.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I love that we were getting trolled by our own fans.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
nerb baiting is much fun
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 6, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy's favorite pasttime.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Have some respect for the game
and your fellow posters.
I didn’t say a word. But the response provoked more b.s. than there would have been. You were all playing the game.
Forgive me for being emotionally invested in my team.
I’ll try to do better the next time.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Not the issue, though, right? Based on available evidence, I’d say you would have been the first in line to join a lynch mob, to burn a synagogue in Nazi Germany, to shoot down the class enemy in Soviet Russia, etc.
lol Godwin's
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This one is a particularly amusing version of it, too
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Glad I could amuse you.
What’s Godwin’s?
And how are those eight century cities working out for you?
Godwin’s is when you compare an internet argument to something relating to the Nazis.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It’s about the inherent ridiculousness of the comparison. Yelling at someone for jinxing a no hitter is not like a lynch mob or Nazi Germany.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
We did have that book burning last week though.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
THat was more for irony sake.
I had all those copies of Fahrenheit 451…
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
but it was this book…
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 6, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I am totally confused about this…
Are you talking about that one argument about farming and cities?
If so, dude, have you never heard of Babylon or Jerusalem or Rome or…?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
You are hilarious
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I am legitimately curious, though
What exactly is your argument.
All I’ve ever seen from you is “Farms aren’t in cities. LOL”
I’ve at least taken time to explain my position, which you have ignored.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
LOL You,
Your just precious.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You do know that no one who posted in this thread is ACTUALLY responsible for breaking up the no no, right?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Of course
I take issue with the people who take joy in coming into a place like this, intentionally riling us up, trying to fall back on the “HEY MAN YOU ARE JUST TOo SERIOUS! ALL THE B’S AFTERWARDS WAS TOO MUCH, SO I WANT TO START MORE TO SHOW YOU HOW SILLY YOU ARE!”
I enjoy rooting for my team, I want them to succeed. Especially when it comes down to Cain, who repeatedly has been screwed by this team’s lack of support. And yeah it’s supersition, but it is also kind of fun.
Again, fuck people who come in to intentionally rile up people. Especially when they know better.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I agree that it's kind of fun
and even though I wouldn’t do it, I think it’s kind of fun when people come in here and do stuff like that. I’m just of the mind that anyone who ACTUALLY believes that someone posting something in this game thread really has an effect on the game is not someone I’d take seriously anyways, so IMO both the person coming in and saying it and the response SHOULD all be in good fun.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Agreed.
/kiss and make up.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I'm sure no one actually believes it
And the “Fuck you response” usually isn’t completely serious, imo. But when it becomes a bunch of assholes jumping on the bandwagon and making a ton of trolling no hitter comments in a row, then I think the angry response becomes real.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I dunno
it seems like more joking “OMG NO HITTER” responses are the natural result of a bunch of joking “fuck you” responses. As always though it seems like there’s a small number of people who insist on taking it too far.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
That’s true for both sides, in this case. So let’s just move on.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
agreed
especially since I was getting pizza at the time and shift-a’d through the whole thing.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
The Baseball Gods evaluate all of our actions. They are something to take seriously.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think anybody here REALLY believes that. Not mentioning it, or creatively working around mentioning a no-no is a way to feel involved in the moment at hand. To come barging in yelling NO HITTER, NO HITTER is just rude. You aren’t doing anything to “enlighten” anyone, we’re all [pretty much] rational adults we all know that it’s a superstition, we all know that we, as fans sitting at home, have no impact on the game, but there’s an element of playing along and being involved that some people like. SO DON’T BE A FUCKING SPOIL SPORT!
IKR?
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 6, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
ARE YOU ALL HAPPY NOW?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
I hate you all.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Here we go
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Bah.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
And Shit this Fuck!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 6, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, then
Now we can appreciate Matty’s great start and not worry about his pitch count. He’ll get his no no eventually.
I feel like he’s taken at least 4 or 5 no nos into the 6/7th inning at this point
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Exactly, he'll get one...hopefully this year.
I was actually nervous about pushing his pitch count past 120 only to see him blow it due to fatigue.
by Viva Jon Miller on May 6, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember a stat a couple years back saying he had some absurdly high chance of a no-hitter based on his BAA at that point.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Remain focus Matty
I admit I had the no-no fever but oh well.
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
If you can’t appreciate something as special as a potential no-hitter, I don’t know what to say.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I FUCKING AGREE
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
if you knew that it was the superstition in my section in the ballpark to talk about a no-hitter, would you stop being so uptight? no, you wouldn’t, because it clashes with your superstition. so take a damn chill pill and realise that just because someone doesn’t follow your superstitions of baseball doesn’t mean they aren’t doing things the right way.
by yankeessuck8991 on May 6, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Go watch your Yankees.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
this.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I wouldn't sit in that section
That’s not the point. I’m sure that the first person to mention the no-no had no idea the reaction he/she would get. The point is that the people who did it to intentionally get my goat and that of many others were being jerks. I don’t walk around yelling insults at people and attempting to pick fights. It’s a dumb thing to do and that’s exactly what people were doing.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Mainly I was responding to the blatant “Do the fish have a hit yet?” comment because i knew the shitshow that person was going to get. I don’t try to pick fights either, I just knew what that person was about to get. All I’m saying is calm down. Be angry at me for ruining your superstition and causing Chris Coghlan to get a hit, fine. But it’s pointless to go Krakatoa on me.
by yankeessuck8991 on May 6, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Fair enough
And I apologize for going off the handle. It was inappropriate of me.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
oh, you. do you write your own blog too?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
troll
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
CTRL-Z
I call do over!
Once I adopted Tim Flannery. I've since left him outside a fire station.
it wuz all the peepuhl what said it that dun it!
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Jason Stoffel, 2009 (Rookie + A-): 24IP, 1-0, 0.75 ERA, 5 S V, 25K. The heir apparent to B-Weez.
MATT
FINISH HIM
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
WHOEVER FUCKING MENTIONED THE NO-HITTER HERE ARE ON NOTICE.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions
Dickhead.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
MATT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m making a list and checking it twice.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
xeifrank
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He was reinstated!
He’s been quiet though.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
VR,
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Not really.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
darn
i caused the hit! and to think, he was only twelve outs away!
by yankeessuck8991 on May 6, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
you were being a douche
that’s pretty clear
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
At least it was a legit hit and not one of those weak infield hits like in one of Schimdt’s games in 04.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD GABY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
OK, now it's time to concentrate on Matt getting the damned win.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Louisianna Bayou
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions
KKKKKain
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Hey did anyone notice that Scott Olsen has a no-hitter going?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 6, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions
Yes
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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(to be read if the braves get a hit)
You just single-handedly caused the no-hitter to end. By yourself. From your computer. YOU’RE AN EPIC DOUCHEBAG GO TO HELL.
by yankeessuck8991 on May 6, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt’s thrown a couple of hard fastballs right on the hands tonight, nasty.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD!
Back to regular baseball.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
there needs to be a rule in the game thread if there is a no hitter going you mention it.. you arent allowed back
IN TIMMY WE TRUST
well, at least we have the game in the bag
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
did you learn nothing ?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Shut yo mouth.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
shut up goddammit
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I swear to christ im going to punch you in the face
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
Dude, what is wrong with you today, you’re usually tolerable.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Wow,
really?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Seriously
Who is this member of the Doucheousie?
by Viva Jon Miller on May 6, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
This was a good troll. I commend you.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
What is wrong with you?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
My least favorite character in Ghostwriter.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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HAS ANYONE NOTICED THAT THIS IS A GIRLS NAME? BUT HE IS GUY! HOW CAN THIS BE?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I get that its unfettered superstition
Yet it still seems extraordinarily dickish for those people to come in here and scream “NO HITTER OMG NO HITTER”. We’re a quasi community here, and people who do that are the equivalent of 4Chan trolls.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
The response to no hitter comments is probably over the top but good lord, the people tonight who have responded to it by acting like a bunch of 5 year old kids are aggravating Edgar Renteria’s groin.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
you mean im to blame for renteria not playing? Awesome!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
5 years olds and Renteria’s groin. What a dirty mind I am projecting on you.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude its baseball 101 i dont care if you are a player or a fan. shut your damn mouth
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
/whack-off motion
I don’t do it because other people hate it, but who cares if it’s ‘baseball 101’…
Reason > Superstition
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
I agree
it’s not something to be taken seriously.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
it’s stupid to even sweat it before the 8th inning, so go screws all yerselves
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 6, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
You guys are the kids in 1st grade who tell other 1st graders that there's no Santa Claus
Yes, it’s true. But you are still a self-important jerk for doing it.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
No
it’s stupid to even sweat it before the 8th inning, so go screws all yerselves
I root for it during the entire game.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
so do I, but I don’t take it seriously until the 7th.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, screw the game and its traditions and
screw having any respect for your fellow posters.
"Not mentioning a no hitter"
is only a tradition if you’re another player actually in the dugout with the pitcher. Otherwise, it’s just another bit of fan superstition not to be taken seriously.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I know people that treat the tradition as you don't mention it at all.
Superstitions can still be fun.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Superstitions, by nature, are irrational
and it is irrational for people to get so angry at those who do not share their superstitions.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
Conversely, not ok to come in and try and trample their superstions
See Kids and Santa Claus argument wherever it was posted.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Not GrahamCrackalaka.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Maybe physically.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yes. Thank you for enlightening us about the proper superstitions.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
all those loser's posting about no-hitters are unlikeable.
on the bright side, at least there won’t be difficult decisions about keeping Cain in the game later with a really high pitch count attempting to get the no-no. this is safer for his arm, no?
the bullpen better bring this one home.
I agree. This thread is full of infighting and stupidity.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh…and I just farted.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I had this
Back in College…sigh, college.
by Viva Jon Miller on May 6, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Saw that
But I still didn’t know, so I looked it up
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 6, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
A one-hitter
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Candlestick Cigarette
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 6, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Kinna.
I guess.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 6, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
And he's not a Sanchez!
Marlins have one of the pitchers who has an “X” in their name but it makes not “X” sound.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
AUDREY!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Nice AB, Audrey
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions
cool
so according to Bochy he has another 50 or so in him.
by Into the Void on May 6, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
109.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Mr. Huff has already exceeded a few of your expectations.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I address the McCoven generally.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Watching that SLG climp
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS, BUT I LOVE IT.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Don’t know what that is.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
I remember my first attempt at the internet in 1994 in a coffee house in Grants Pass, Oregon
I distinctly remember watching the Netscape world spin forever and then I announced to everyone within earshot, “This internet thing will be dead in 6 months”
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 6, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but it used to be really slow
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 6, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
oh the days of the "adult oriented" BBS'es.
i think i spent a lot of money calling long distance numbers
yes, it was amazing!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 6, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
http://ipreferboozehound.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/kraken9.jpg
THIS IS THE YEAR..........
by DoubleDeuce22 on May 6, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff and puff!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Uribe does not look good
I hope his elbow isn’t hurting his swing…
Olson update
5 outs to go
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions
No no-hitters tonight
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions
Sorry Scott Olsen
My bad.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 6, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions
Huffing and puffing
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Nice throw, Ross.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
DEROSA!
CLUTCH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
YAY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Cody Ross
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Third time he’s done it this series. Third base every time. I find this hilarious!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Bad Cody Ross…bad, bad!
Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!
looked good to me.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
great slider!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 6, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Slump busted
DeRosa DeLivers!
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
More runs for Matt!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
DEROSA
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions
Cody Ross is going to be a Giant someday
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Why would you say that?
D:
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This game is now officially Mehders-proof, right?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Not until it's 6-0 at least
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Cody Ross...
Making Velez look good.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I approve.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Like a buffet
Matt can help himself here.
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
ok, gonna go walk Ernie Banks now, before Alex hits the road…
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
You won't get far.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Chesty Leroux
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Cmon Matty
might as well make a meal out of this
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Heyward up w/ bases loaded
Things could go to shit really quickly for Olson
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions
NATE!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Schierholtz has wheelz
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Nate is great!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I like this thing where we score runs.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It’s okay, Matty. I still love you.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Sorry, Panda, no All-Star game again
Charlie Manuel is picking Nate
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
What Phillie is named Nate?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Nate Ibanez
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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OT: Marlins fan(s) are annoying the FUCK out of me tonight.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions
What fans?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Eh, one of my friends. :P
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
both of them?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
I actually know of three Marlins fans.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
What could they possibly be saying about this game?
The Giants have been all over them this series.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Not an actual quote, but.
“SHUT THE HELL UP GIANTS FANS. You’re going to get the sweep. STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE NO-HITTER.”
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
just take pleasure in their pain.
problem solved!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I am. And man, does it feel good.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Sigh Sharks
Shots: 19 each
Face-offs won: 17 each
Goals…hahaha
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions
SWEEP! SWEEP! SWEEP!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions
Great Scott!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
GREAT SCOTT!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Rownads!!
WOOO
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
SCOTT.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 6, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions
YAY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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(psst I beat you with the new thread)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Oh yeah?!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Yay non accurate throws to home!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
What the hell, Rowand? Every three years? Seriously?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Thank God for Vicente Padilla – he hit the old crappy Rowand and we got this studly guy back
Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!
Seriously, somebody needs to make a Rowand-Terminator photoshop.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Looks like you just volunteered!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
I have no photoshop mojo. :(
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Scotty does know!
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
bam bam
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Holy cow
My tv somehow got to channel two as I got up to get something.
How did it get to 6-0?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Trying to negatively match the Sharks
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this Rowand's crazy streak like last year?
If so, lets enjoy it while it lasts…
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
OBMACHINE
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 6, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions
Ouch…it could be worse…Scott Olsen lost the no-hitter AND the lead…that’s gotta hurt
Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!
One more run and he is on the hook for the loss…
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 6, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Bummer
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Come on, pablo.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Panda... its slump buster time cmon
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
Guy just issues a 4 pitch walk
And pablo hacks at first two pitches?!!!
NEW THREAD
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/6/1461505/gameday-thread-iii-revenge-of-the
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
it's ok
if we can win while he’s struggling we’re in good shape
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
SCOTT YOU SEXY STUD
things I never thought I’d say
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
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