Open Threed
by jponry on May 5, 2010 6:20 PM PDT
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Oh my god don't blow this.
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Outs thread
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I’m scared.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
This game better not go down as “the curse of the 7th inning dancing gif”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL ROMO
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STRIKE THEM ALL THE FUCK OUT!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Why does it have to be Hanley
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
You think they would have double-switched him out of the game by now. Isn’t that what teams usually do?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
PREDICTABLE
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
PRESERVE FOR ZITO!
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This mid inning new thread is making me nervous
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions
ok
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
How you feeling now?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 5, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK OFF BABY!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Romosexual Time
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
SERGIO
FINISH HIM
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
SERGIO!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions
That was filth
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
/high fastball
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES THROW A FASTBALL
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
KRUK SAID FRISBEE
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions
STFD HANLEY!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FUCK YEAH!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SerKio
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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STFD Hanley!
Wooh!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions
Made him look silly
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions
we still need two more outs
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Say what you want about Bochy.
But he has stuck by his young relievers.
THREE SLIDER K!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL Romo is good again
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
MADE HIM LOOK LIKE ROWAND!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I FUCKING LOVE SERGIO ROMO
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Not out of the woods yet.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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STFD!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 5, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions
Only one pitch, guyz
I’m glad I don’t have kids, I couldn’t expose them to that sort of filth
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
They take a long time to come out, too.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
2 and a half hours, I hear
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
NO FASTBALLS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
john miller is blown away by that slider.
he sounds like christopher walken. WOW!
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
I feel ill still
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
morrissey
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I learned something
don’t post Morrisey lyrics in the middle of the night on your facebook page.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
But in daylight, A-OK.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 5, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
still probably not good
you get a lot of inquiries about your mental state and ‘if you need to talk’ comments.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I can see that happening.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 5, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
ORIGINALEMO
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
SERGIO!
FINISH HIM!
DON’T THROW THE HIGH FASTBALL GOOD LORD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Don’t throw that again.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Romo, please don’t throw pitches up in the zone.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
That was WAY up.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I said: NO FASTBALLS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SERGIO
FINISH HIM
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
shit
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
Thank God for the new thread..
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
worked like a charm
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 5, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
ROMO!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
It's about time
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I am a Romosexual
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
FUCK YEAH
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
YEAH FUCK YEAH!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YES SIR!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I FUCKING LOVE YOU SERGIO ROMO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
Unf unf unf unf unf unfunf!
I love double plays.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2009/6/27/927816/gamethread-no-2#17503746
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Facebook?
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Romo-Ontario!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YESS!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 5, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
ROMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DP ROMO DP ROMO
i love it
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 5, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU ALL YOU FUCKING HATERS
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on May 5, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Fuck your cheap ass hits marlins, Great Job ROMO!!!!!!!
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
FUCK YOU
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
nervous? who was nervous?
when romo comes in i get excited.
I am nervous no matter who is in in that situation
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
SERGIODEMPTION!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That was very neat, Sergio!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
SERGIO ROMO POINT TO THE SKY BABY YOU EARNED IT
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Nice.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Dude only has one pitch!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
THE SURGE IS WORKING
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on May 5, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
wow
that was some serious pitching from Romo. Suck it haters.
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
an elitist?
it’s like people don’t even know what words mean
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Wreck'd
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
WHERE MY ROMOSEXUALS AT
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions
THE ACE AND THE FACE!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
IT’S AMAZING HERE, MAN!
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yeah, I want to see that homer again.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Timmy says:
Where the fuck was that last night, Surge?
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
holy shit that was scary
was romo en fuego or what? It takes balls after yesterday.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I have to admit to being a little Romophobic when he came in
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
honestly
even I was kind of nervous :<
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
THRUST THE SLIDER
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I WILL NEVER DOUBT THE SLIDER
JUST STOP THROWING THE HIGH FASTBALL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I think his fastball can be a decent change of pace pitch if he keeps it down, but he should never elevate it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Sergio has nearly unhittable stuff… It’s just the mistakes to location that are killing him. One pitch is all it takes.
Also, water is wet.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
honestly
i wasn’t. I thought maybe a run would score, but I was pretty confident
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Me, too.
I know that Romo is good.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I think I’d be pretty nervous with the bases loaded, no outs, and anybody pitching.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
lulz
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
What was there not to be nervious about?
The bases loaded with no outs. They could have called Jesus Christ out of the pen and I would have still been nervous.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
by scout6 on May 5, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
jesus can't hit the curve
but can he throw one>
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
After that performance, I'm a little
Romocurious
Romocurious.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 5, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Brown shoes? What does that mean?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions
Bad diarrhea aim?
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Camouflage in case you poo on your feet?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Kuip said that Romo was the only player last night wearing brown shoes. wtf
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m mystified.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Could it be this?
Brown Shoe: An officer or CPO in the Naval Aviation community. Originates from the brown shoes worn in khaki uniforms that were exclusive to aviators from 1972 to 1999. Although all CPO’s and officers may now wear either brown or black shoes, wearing brown shoes is uncommon in the rest of the Navy and doing so is likely to get you labeled a dirtbag
Romo is no Dirtbag
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t remember Clay Hensley being this good.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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lol Clay Hensley
Are they trying to lose?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Matt, doing everything to get on base
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions
clearly, he will not be around long
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
He'll be Borked momentarily
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Why did we trade for Sanchez?
Matt Downs is pretty decent.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Attaboy
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions
Downs OBP
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on May 5, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm Matt Downs!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Man, 2-2 with 2 BBs. What a great line
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:30 PM PDT reply actions
It’s beautiful.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
That’s a Bonsesque 01-04 line
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Downs totally owned this game.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Dunston is gonna have some words
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I like Downs
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Im down with downs
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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Downs Syndrome
It’s catching on in San Francisco…!
by D4P on May 5, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Not again.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NOOO
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I don't want to be a Debbie Downer
But do we have reason to believe Downs is real where Velez-from-the-end-of-last-season was not?
Downs is taking walks
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Downs has had decent minor league numbers and is also younger than Velez.
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He stole 25 bags once!
…with 13 CS
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Good point.
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Not really. But it’s awesome and Downs isn’t infuriating.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
THIS
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
agreed
its a little early, but I like his approach. I think DOWNS is more likely to be an HTWG type, but enjoy the ride while it lasts.
also, he’s not VELEZ.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Aside from the weird Velez connection, no. There is no reason to believe that Downs will keep anything like this up.
He is better than Velez, though.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, Bowker is batting.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That was ball four, John.
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I think that may have been a hit and run
for some stupid reason
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Was that a hit and run?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BOWKER!
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BOWKERMANIA!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
John Boy!
Well done.
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Good job, John. We’re all happy for you.
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Dirtbag
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:33 PM PDT reply actions
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WHO LET THAT GUY OFF THE BENCH?
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
TASE HIM
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
he's taken 2!
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Even Bochy is smiling.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Internally, not so much
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, in Florida they say that Bochy’s small heart grew three sizes that day.
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I kind of want to build a vertical garden.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I have a container garden with many plant stands, it’s kind of vertical. Well at least as tall as I am but that’s not saying much.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
This Times’ article has inspired me.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Wow, I’ve never seen this before.
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I think they sell those at Flora Grubb.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 5, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
We don’t have those where I live.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
sorry… it’s a pretty cool nursery in San Francisco.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 5, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
She uses succulents, I had made some wreaths with them. They seem like a good candidate for these gardens. My garden is all succulents, maybe I’ll play around with this idea.
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How can they not?
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Cy does sleep there.
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I remember K & K talking about how dirty the floor is. Yick.
by kdl on May 5, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s magic inside.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 5, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
The Marlins unis have some glittery lettering going on.
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lol Kruk
“It’s tough to pitch against your old manager”
I’m sure Clay Hensley gives a shit about Bruce Bochy.
Ask me about my blog.
Drunk Kruk is drunk
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
IT'S TEARING HIM UP INSIDE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
THAT WETNESS ON HIS FACE? IT'S NOT SWEAT
IT’S TEARS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
IT’S TEARING UP MY HEART WHEN I’M WITH BRUCE
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more lulz
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Look at that hair.
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never gets old
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
James VanderbLOLeek
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
This game really slowed down
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions
No kidding.
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This
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The money is in the RBIs
and Rowand has been having success with the stick
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
have you met the Giants?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Good count to get a fastball?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree. Sit dead red
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL ball 4
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wooh
A pop-up.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
that was an absolutely terrible at bat
we could have given away that out via a bunt
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
No at-bat that goes to a full count is a terrible at-bat.
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when you swing at ball four
and then hit a foul pop up, I’m calling it a terrible at bat every time.
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
especially when you fail to move runners over
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
You can’t win every time. He was a little under the ball. It happens.
The thing is, it happened.
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He was focused.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 5, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
The ball Rowand popped up
would have been strike 3. Looked that way and gameday says the same thing. It would have been an out either way.
Just didn’t get a good swing on it. (shocking, I know)
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
not the pitch I was talking about
ball four was a pitch or two before the one he popped up
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
Eh, only one was borderline
but gameday (not exact I know and I apologize for going back to it) says all Rowand’s fouls were in the zone.
Before I checked I would have agreed with you though.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
At least he can hit HRs.
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team leader!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
ROWAND ROWAND ROWAND
oh
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
I thought that was a dream.
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Iwouldappreciatelearningwheretopurchaseplayoffticketssir?
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
where’s Nate?
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mild concussion
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Uhhhh, not the last I heard.
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LOL Torres
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Oh well.
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VELEZ IS BETTER
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YOU FOOL!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
C’mon, Pablo. Knock one outta here.
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LOL Torres
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Here comes pablo's first hit
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Pable has a double already.
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It was an error.
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Aw, fook.
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ruled an error
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FAIL.
:(
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
Bah.
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Oh great.
Great AB Panda. Great approach.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Oh Pablo.
You need to stop hugging Bengie.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That hackage is transferred by touch
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
If bochy was a real manager…(insert anything here)
by Artimus Clyde on May 5, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah the one time a bunt actually makes some sense
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Wilson time?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Is that what that was?
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone else think Hensley looks like Rob Corddy in his gameday pic?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 5, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions
little bit
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Time to finish Brian
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
well, fuck
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Yes, that's right Panda.
You should be upset with yourself for wasting another at-bat.
Patience, young padawan.
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Apparently it was his bats fault
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
SHUT ER DOWN WILSON
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I can really use an easy ninth, Brian.
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hahahaha
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"I told the family lovingly slide"
Which Brian are you addressing?
Clearly not the Giants closer
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
for the 1st hitter?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Panda
I’m not mad at ya.
You hit a couple balls hard today.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Ian Stewart walk up song, again
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:40 PM PDT reply actions
after yesterday, I wouldn’t have minded Guillermo
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in a 2-run game?
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LETS GO WILSOONNNN
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BRIAN
FINISH HIM
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BURY HIM!
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by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions
BRIAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
HEET
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Oh no.
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Fuggla.
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wow I hate 0-2 base hits
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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They are the worst
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by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope
That wasn’t it, Brian.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
SHIT BITCH FUCK
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
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put Romo back in please.
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THIS
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
DAMMIT WILSON DON'T DO THIS
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 6:42 PM PDT reply actions
This is what he does
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
DOUBLE PLY
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ITS MORE COMFORTABLE
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Good grief
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"I told the family lovingly slide"
SERIOUSLY?
KNOCK THIS SHIT OFF.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
Oh boy.
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Um, no please
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions
OH COME ON
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FFS
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Oh God damn it. Not this again. Please.
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SHIT
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this is very serious
but that still made me laugh
Please.
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
Fucking hell
why do they do this every time? Seriously?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
FUCK!!!!!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Fuck us all
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
In our mothers’ basements?
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warm up Affeldt already
all hands on deck.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
You want some guys walked, huh?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Come on, Brian
You can’t let a guy named Cody beat you
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
What the fuck is wrong with the damn bullpen?!!?!!!
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
Random suckness
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
sarcoidosis?
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
My tummy hurts.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
BRIAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Here it goes again
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
by scout6 on May 5, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
STFD Ross!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD ROSS!
nasty pitch
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
Thank you
I was about to complain if that was called a ball.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Not that it wasn't close
It’s just that type of situation.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Ump's been pretty solid tonight.
Need him for two more outs, though.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
2 more outs to go
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Yeah sit the fuck down, Cody.
Throw a little fit then jump around.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Kilson
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Rooting for the GIDP
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I lol'd
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oxana By-You
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions
i dunno
would have to look at the charts or whatnot, but you might be reducing your chances of getting 2+ runs by giving up the out.
If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.
Puts the tying run into scoring position.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 5, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
With one less out to play with
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure, but that’s why you would bunt there.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 5, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, less chance for a DP.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 5, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
BRIAN
FINISH HIM
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BRIAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
There are some birds outside that are seriously taunting our cat
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Fuckin’ jinx!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Damn Wilson
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Dammit
Brian. That was really bad.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Don't do that
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
God damn horrible, Brian
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
FUCKING SHIT
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions
Oh no.
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uh oh
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
Double play, please.
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That was not 98, Kruk
Gun said 89. It was a slider that did not slide.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Is that Natto?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Damn.
Molina was pretty disgusted by that HBP. His whole body showed it.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
jesus christ this bullpen is like 2007 again
heartburn. What the hell Wilson? Are you trying to screw this up?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
Bochy flashes the sign for Romo to warm up
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
BRIAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BRIAN
FINISH HIM
Seriously
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The 0-2 count is Brian's new 3-2 count
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
DONT HIT PEOPLE ON 0-2, FUCKING MORON
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
BRIAN
FINISH HIM
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
Not a bad pitch.
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Kruk and Kuip need to stop jinxing. Srsly.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
FINISH HIM
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Come on, Brian.
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SON OF A BITCH
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BRIAN
FINISH HIM
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
OH FFS
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
1 more out, Brian
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Oh good, Wes Helms.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GADtAYFB1V0
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Phew
One more, Brian. One more, you fucking patzer.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
That's good, but not good enough
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
POO IS COMING OUT
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Winnie?
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
I thought it was a Daredevil reference…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 5, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you mean Nightcrawler.
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One of those… it’s been a long time.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 5, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Was that me?!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I like that play going to 2nd rather than 1st.
Keeps the winning run out of scoring position. Good job Matt.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
JUST FINISH THE FUCKING GAME BRIAN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This, please
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Get the last out, Brian.
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strike!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I saw "In Play: Run(s)" and was all like
D:
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Helms, we meet again
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions
Throw that 2 more times and this game is over
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Pirate umpire is shivering my timbers
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions
strike2
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
BRIAN
FINISH HIM
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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FINISH HIM
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
BRIAN!
FINISH HIM!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
thehavenot is standing
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
thehavenot's knees are wobbling
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
SO THE GIANTS CAN WIN
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
BRIAN
FINISH HIM
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!!!!!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
BALLGAME
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions
AAAAAAND EXHALE
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
/dancegifs.exe
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Sheesh
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Thank you. I was looking for that.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!!!!
Thank you, Brian. Thank you for finally deciding to end it.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions
GOTCHA
STFD
WE WIN
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Giants baseball, torture
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Giants baseball:
Torture!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Oh. Thank. God.
I almost peed myself.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
TORTURE!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 5, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions
Yes!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
HOLY SHIT BARRY ZITO IS 5-0
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
Cy Young, here we come!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
TORTURE!!!!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Phew! Brian won't have to sleep on the couch tonight
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions
Zito 5-0!
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That would be Cain
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
LOL ks
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
FUCK AND YES WE WON
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
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YEAH!!
but why the aggravation?
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Brian Wilson certainly has a flair for the dramatic.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
WE
Dinner time.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
THANK YOU
GIANTS WIN!
GIANTS BASEBALL: TORTURE
Barry Zito = 5 wins
Tim Lincecum: 4 wins
Barry > Timmy. Science.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
MY NIGHT IS SAVED!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I found it on on demand, but have no way to record it. :(
by kdl on May 5, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions
BOO
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I really don't
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
The wolf doesn’t think so.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 5, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
My tummy feels better.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
post game thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/5/1459949/post-game-thread-zito-zito-zito#comments
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
PEw!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
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I called it in the 7th
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