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ITCHY JUNK
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions
YOU'RE LATE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Giants Fans putting up Z's at the park.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I love new threads
You never know what your going to find.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
momma always said a new thread is like a box of chocolates
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.
"Get your hand outta there! We got those for your aunt?"
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Eek
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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The second guy from the left has funky socks
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions
Incidentally, so does the second guy from the right.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Hey, a new thread
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions
JINXED THREAD IS JINXED
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Grumble grumble
/eyes new thread coming in after inning started.
SUPERSTITIOUS
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You came in after the inning started. I made it before it did.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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GRUMBLE GRUMBLE I SAY
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lol sharks inevitable collapse
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I WILL SHIN KICK YOU
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
PANDA POUNCE
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Nice Panda Play
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions
Pablo is pickin' and grinnin'.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
SUCK IT EVERYONE WHO SAID HIS DEFENSE WAS NOT ADEQUATE
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It really isn't
But whatever
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
BE QUIET
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Fielding Percentage?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
WITH VELEZ! ZOMG CLANK
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
poor metrics
dont really tell you much. Defensive efficiency is prob best measure for team overall.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
It can also mean they don't get to a lot of balls
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought his UZR and Fielding Bible no's were adequate
not great certainly, but adequate. Unless we’re a team that can steal an undervalued commodity (LOL SABEAN) like an Alex Gordon, no reason to move him to 1b imo. Adrian Beltre would have been a good reason.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
He was a -6.summat UZR last season at 3rd base, but as always, SSS.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Honestly, most 3B would stay on their feet there
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
BE QUIET
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Nice Play
But how did Ross end up at third there?
Didn't look like Pablo checked him
not that he had time to
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
Pablo needs to lose some of the jewelery
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions
1-0 in the 5th 1 HR in?
what did I miss?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LOLROWAND
grounded to short and a run came in
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Zito bunted Downs over.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 5, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
we all went to KFC and got a DOUBLE DOWNS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Downs double, Zito sac bunt, Rowand RBI 6-3 putout.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
No HR
Downs Double, Zito Sacrifice, Rowand Groundout RBI
Both teams are HACKING
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ZITO!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Zito's curve is still unhit for the year.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Efficient Zito is efficient.
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That scared me.
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Whew
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions
Steve Nash often asks the same question.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Anyone going to that Moto Jam deal?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions
wtf zito
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
The armor is chinking
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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RACIST!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
He's getting hit pretty hard
eventually that catches up with you. Just sayin.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Time to make dinner
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Robertson: 52 pitches
Zito: 58 pitches
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Is Nate injured?
I don’t see how they can afford to give him a day off. He’s hitting .400 vs lefties this year too.
"Don't wear socks in the rain."
Got hit in the helmet with a fastball last night. Precautionary day off.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
oh yeah
and LEFTEES KANT HEET LEFTEEES OMG
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
ROWAND! TORRES! SANDOVAL!
PETTY THIEVES’ ROW!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Out of the zone even!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I missed the first 2 ABs, has he broken any bats yet?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Just got an early birthday present
I just got a SF snuggie in the mail still in the bag! I guess whining does pay off!
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Ow.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Wow, Kuip is not getting names right today
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
check that
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Rally Sharks fan
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Adorable kid.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Kuip just called Rowand “Zito.”
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probably hungover and drunk
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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They partied hard in Miami last night.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
The coke in Florida is unusually pure.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 5, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Good AB
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
GREAT AB!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Great Scott!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
ROWAND!
LOL HR!
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ROWAND!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY SHIT!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
GREAT SCOTT
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For the life of me,
I can’t tell if that picture is from 20 years ago or last week.
Kids.
/auto-defenestrates
by Uribe nee Gonzalez on May 5, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions
NADS!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions
LOLROWAND!
wat
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
WTF!?!?!? IS THAT SCOTT!?!?!?!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions
WAS THAT AN OPPOSITE FIELD HR!?!?
I. CANNOT. BELIEVE. IT.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
eh?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK LOL'
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOLOLOL
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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LOL MARLOLINS!!!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
OPPO
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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lulz!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
It is.
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This series always belongs to Rowand.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
er, already
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Fans are chanting "Throw it back"
Is there anyone there to throw it back?
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Andres The Giant!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Fans trying to get the HR ball thrown back
But it didn’t happen?
Were they chanting “throw it back?” I thought they were saying “Rowand’s back.”
…I was saying Boo-urns.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL ROBERTSON
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NOT VELEZ!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions
YES!
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Man, 2 strike hits. Robertson must be pissed
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions
I AM ENJOYING THE WAY THIS INNING IS UNFOLDING!
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TORRES!
Cute ballplayers are the best!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
That’s why the Panda rulez.
"Don't wear socks in the rain."
by cybermaldonado on May 5, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
BUTTS!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Randy Johnson says: RUAGSDHADFHADFADFAJHFS!
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL VELEZ OVER TORRES
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Velez has more… something.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
humm maybe he shouldn't have run
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
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ACK!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 5, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowand just earned 12 more swing-in-the-dirt-at-a-slider free card in my book
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
SOMEBODY SAID KRUK AND KUIP WERE DRINKING
does that mean that miami vice should make an appearance?
Rally Sharks Fan
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
That is a talented shark.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Anytime I see anyone with one of those Calvin and Hobbes pissing on things stickers on their car, I think ‘dumbass’. Apparently this is also true for sharks.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 5, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY PANDA
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
OHOHOHOHO
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
thank you!
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WHAAAAAAT?
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BULLSHIT CALL UMP
HE TAGGED HIS FUCKING LEG!
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NEWSFLASH
Marty Foster is a shitty umpire.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Why is he even running there, dammit
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Stupid decision
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions
Beyond stupid
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK
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WTF
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions
Safe or not. That is a bad play by Torres
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions
Shouldn’t have ran anyway.
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WHY WAS HE RUNNING THOUGH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
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CAROLOL!
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
CarrLOL
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LOL Carroll
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
MARLOLS
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions
Close.
Can’t say. Would have scored on that.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
FUCK YOU TORRES.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions
It’s a good thing Torres tried to steal.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Cost them a run
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions
THANKS FOR COSTING US A RUN, TORRES
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DAMMIT.
Could have been a run there if not for the lousy steal attempt.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
FUCK
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if Panda or Molina swings at a pitch 4 feet from the plate
does the pitch still show up in GameCast? Or is the image of the pitch location limited to the visible area?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
True Giants fact
Aaron Rowand has twice as many HBP as he does BB this season so far
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
OBP, nerds!
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I just got done practicing and I want to say
WHY DO YOU TRY TO STEAL THIRD WITH PABLO FREAKIN’ SANDOVAL UP, AND NOBODY OUT!?!?!?!?
The baseball Satanist
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"I told the family lovingly slide"
Because he keeps doing stuff like that and Bochy probably has never said a word to him about it. He has been doing that for almost as long as ROwand has been overthrowing the cuttoff.
"Don't wear socks in the rain."
by cybermaldonado on May 5, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
The magic's inside!
Right after I post these good things (Torres baserunning notwithstanding)
by Viva Jon Miller on May 5, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
MOLINA!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions
YAY FAT GUYS!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions
HEY MONEY
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on May 5, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
4-0!
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oh wait
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Was thinking, how did the runner not get to 2nd?
But remembered it was Bengie
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions
The Marlins’ defense is what I was afraid our defense was going to be during ST.
Also, the CF has a turrible arm. Couldn’t hit home plate with a stinger missle.
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THE RALLY PANDA FINALLY STRIKES
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that's me!
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That's the Bengie hitting zone.
Maybin cannot throw a ball straight.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Also
It’s a good thing that Rowand hits leadoff so that he had the least possible chance of having a runner on for that homerun.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Rally Sharks Fan
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOLDUCKS
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I fucking hate Duck fans
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
those girls get a pass from me for some reason
but yes, I agree
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and I don’t really give a shit about hockey
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by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
They're a bunch of fucking cheaters
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I have no idea
Just a Google search.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
IDK
But they apparently really like teddy bears
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"I told the family lovingly slide"
Rally Shark!
Damn I’m white
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Over/under on how many cans of beer they’ve drunk since last night. I set it at 100.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
They have to stay hydrated in that humid weather.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah.
Microbrews. BOTTLED.
They’re probably going to have a tap installed in the booth at home.
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Wait my gameday says Aaron Rowand hit a HR
what actually happened? Stop screwing with me.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
OPPO!!
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HR to right center.
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Heh.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Sandoval looks like he just took a few laps in a pool with all his clothes on.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Stop sharing your fantasies with us.
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NOW IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S PUTTING ON A SWEATER OVER HIS CLOTHES AND GOING BACK IN THE POOL!
HE KEEPS PUTTING MORE AND MORE CLOTHES ON.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
HIT ME HARDER!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions
TWSS
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
HUFF!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions
LOLWHAT
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We should have nobody out
But I’m happy, regadless
The baseball Satanist
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"I told the family lovingly slide"
Did Torres try and steal 3rd with no outs?
Seriously? With our best hitter at the plate? No manager would be idiotic enough to order that, right?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
He’s a terrible baserunner!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
did it look like it was called from the bench
ie did Pablo take the pitch? that’s a good sign of BORK’s IQ.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I think he ran on his own
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He saw a chance for vroom and he took it. Thing is, it happened.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
gotcha
that ought to get him a seat on the bench. running in front of Pablo out to be an automatic bitch-slap.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
who should he play over
bowker? nate? rowand? .368 OBP is a little SSS, don’t you think
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
At this point
He should play over Bowker.
Torres isn’t an everyday guy, but when there’s an injury or someone needs a day off, he should be the go-to dude.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
He’s drawing walks, he’s making solid contact, he’s playing excellent defense. SSS or not, he’s playing well, which generally means he should be playing.
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IAWTC
but I also want to see bowker and nate..and they’re not benching rowand.
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I want Nate playing over Torres, but I’m fine with him getting the day off today.
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I like Torres as little as anybody else, but he is a good defender and he appears to be perfectly competent with the bat. He’s fine in his current role.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think Bochy is thaaat dumb.
Another boneheaded running play by your San Francisco Giants
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by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
So stupid
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
He WAS safe
but yes, totally stupid
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LOL ROBERTSON!
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In honor of the pitching change
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Just got home
Wife told me Rowand homered and I’ve decided to file for divorce. I can’t be married to a liar.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
LOL
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sad there should be no outs.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
What can common sense suck it?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Me tooooo.
MOAR RUN DIFFERENTIAL
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I smell Uribe RBI.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Have to be a homer
with Molina on 2nd
by Viva Jon Miller on May 5, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
URBI
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 5, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
In one regards Torrs and Velez are the same.
Baserunning. Don’t try to tell me it’s not true or throw out some minor league stats.
"Don't wear socks in the rain."
yes
but in EVERY OTHER WAY torres has been way better.
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Not home runs or RBI..
"Don't wear socks in the rain."
by cybermaldonado on May 5, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
oh my god
really?
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has to be chasm
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also
what the fuck? Do you really thing Velez is good or something?
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looking like a GAMER!
well he’s not white (the HTWG), but other than that.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Do you really think TOrres is good or something?
"Don't wear socks in the rain."
by cybermaldonado on May 5, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
HES BETTER THAN VELEZ! JESUS CHRIST
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It was a terrible decision , but he was safe. And yes, Torres is superior in every other respect.
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I concur
Any other concurrances?
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by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Torres has only been a good base runner in certain seasons. He has never been great.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Why would we have minor league stats to prove something that isn’t true?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
WTB Jazz Hands
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LOLRIBE
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck you, Molina.
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huh?
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My mother could have advanced to third on that pop fly.
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How will Mark fail here?
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by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions
GRR
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LOL DEROSA
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LOL WRISTECTOMY!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions
Way to pick your nose on camera, Scott
Gamer
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"I told the family lovingly slide"
DeRosa sucks a lot right now.
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BABIP
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh… the All Caps don’t really get across my sarcasm there.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
And while I was being sarcastic, the BABIP thing is legit. He may be worse than ever before, but he’s still not hitting as bad as his results.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but he looks awful though
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Yeah, which goes back to me being sarcastic in the first place.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I know. Still makes me sad.
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Agreed.
But it looks as though he can’t even slap at pitches right now.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
So they say.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Man.
DeRosa’s swing looks awful. He pulled off his back foot, he had no follow… Ugly.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Overcompensating for the weak wrist?
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OVERCOMPENSATING FOR A FUCKING SMALL PENIS AT THIS RATE
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Probably.
It’s like he was trying to derive power from his calves. That’s impossible.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Reminds me of when Nomar fell to pieces.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
He could adopt Velez’s spring-loaded stance.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
it works so well for him!
BETTER THAN TORRES MIRITE
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Just because Velez stinks doesn't make Torres good!
There, I said it.
"Don't wear socks in the rain."
Torres is a perfectly acceptable 5th OF
Not more than that. Velez is a perfectly acceptable 4th OF. In Double A.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I don't believe anyone said that it did
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
The thing is...
you said it.
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What exactly has torres been doing that has made him not good lately?
I wish your kind would seriously shut up.
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You have gone to far. How dare you speak to anyone here like that: “your kind.”
Kindly grow the fuck up you pig.!
"Don't wear socks in the rain."
by cybermaldonado on May 5, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
your kind= people who refuse to accept that torres is find in the role he's in
kindly learn to read, thanks.
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Bigoted ass.
"Don't wear socks in the rain."
by cybermaldonado on May 5, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
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Seriously, some of my best friends are [insert whatever your etnicity is]
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YOU PEOPLE
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If you would stfu about Torres every goddam second I wouldn’t need to be talking about him. Loser…
"Don't wear socks in the rain."
by cybermaldonado on May 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Torres > Velez
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
did you just reply to yourself?
lol
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG! I fucking replied to myself! Shoot me. I am unworthy of life. WTF dude? IS that all you got?
"Don't wear socks in the rain."
by cybermaldonado on May 5, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow. Dude. Chillax. It’s just a message board.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
MUST WIN INTERNETZ
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You are the person who keeps interjecting comments here. Do I know you?
"Don't wear socks in the rain."
by cybermaldonado on May 5, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
NEWSFLASH
you don’t know any of us! It’s the internet!
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No, but you’re making it pretty easy to parody you right now. Take a breather, and don’t take everything so personally.
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HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!
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WHy yes, it is
That is all I got! I wish I had more. Won’t you please donate…err….whatever it is you are referring to…..as you can see, I don’t have much of whatever that substance is!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, you went from "annoying" to "total asshole" in record time!
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I tap two forests...
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Wow, well done
you’ve managed to make ME look mature! Fuck you, if torres wasn’t playing well you might have a point. But he is. So you’re basically just making an ass of yourself. So, again, fuck off.
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Well I’m glad somebody did.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
He looks so disappointed. I feel bad for the guy.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I'm gonna assume DeRosa is proving the wisdom of Sabean's latest FA signing?
Seriously, how many times does he have to get bitten on multi-year deals to veterans?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Short of signing Beltre, I don’t think Sabean had many good FA options this offseason. DeRosa was one of the better ones.
And frankly, I don’t think Beltre could have happened, owing to the whole Boras thing.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
PUT HIM ON THE DL FOR GODS SAKE
and let bowker play, you morons!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
It's 4-0!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Throw strikes.
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BURY HIM!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions
THROW THE SHOVEL!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
BARRY
FINISH HIM
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OT
has anyone else in the SF bay area recently lost most of the “in the clear” cable channels?
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 5, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions
Ah, the eternal misconception
“PLAYER X isn’t that bad, he can do SKILL X pretty well.”
“Why do you guys think he’s a hall of famer?@”
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
KKKKito
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If Zito’s fastball hits 88, you’re going to see some serious shit.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd
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Wow.
Maybin has looked almost as terrible as DeRosa.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The Marlins got owned on that trade
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Miguel Cabrera and Dontrelle Willis to Detroit for key prospects, sources told ESPN’s Peter Gammons on Tuesday.
The Tigers would send outfielder Cameron Maybin, pitcher Andrew Miller, catcher Mike Rabelo and minor league pitchers Eulogio De La Cruz, Dallas Trahern and Burke Badenhop to the Marlins.
LOL. I’d say so
pwned
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wow
wow. And everyone thought detroit gave up way too much
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To be fair, Maybin and Miller were really highly regarded at the time. They’ve just both been colossal busts.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Do not GIS Colossal busts
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
LOL
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Not at work anyway.
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Because GIS colossal butts is always the better choice.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
I wasn’t saying they were wrong to think that, just saying that you really never know with prospects. Good for detroit for making a good move
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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Yeah, well that wasn't so good
but it’s worth it if you get Cabrera.
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I don;'t think Maybin is a collosal bust
and what they’re paying Cabrera is market value. I disagree with the idea they got owned.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Would Posey and Bumgarner be decent comps for Maybin and Miller?
If yes, who would be willing to trade those two for someone of Cabrera’s caliber?
I would.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
no
Posey is a hitting catcher. Much better than an outfielder
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Oh hi girl in red dress
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions
Hi.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean… h…u.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re the girl in the red dress? Weird.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
How you doin’?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
dude stay away from my daughter!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Throw a groundball
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions
LOL GABY IS A GIRLS NAME
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Yeah, well Gaby ain’t a girl. And he’s got the parts to prove it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Gay Bee
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 5, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Gaby is an either or name
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I dont like Ramirez hitting with runners on
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I like him 0-3.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Zito doesn’t seem to mind.
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Zito is pitching Hanley better than Lincecum
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He is the ace.
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Barry still makes more money per year than BTTJ, right?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
And Romo’s the FACE.
BLACKJACK, BITCHES!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL ONE PITCH OUT
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Zito Dealing right now. Here is what is going on in his mind right now
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Late, but I love this. Mostly because it’s so true.
by kdl on May 5, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
GOOD
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions
Nice inning
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions
LOL “ball’s not carrying to right” after a pop up
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Balls rarely carry far when hit straight up in the air
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
GOOD ZITO IS GOOD
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions
I resent being called a troll. I don't deserve that.
Enjoy your game.
"Don't wear socks in the rain."
don't worry about it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
lol
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Look at her go!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
/clicks subject
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I've seen the video for this
Creepy
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Literally!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
WOW
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Then don't act like one
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
You should learn internet insults go.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
let them
FUCK ME AND MY SPELLING
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL YOU CANT SPELL!
be sure to take that personally now!
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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I don't deserve that.
I’m leaving.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
TAKE YOUR BALL AND GTFO
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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AND SENTENCE CONSTRUCTION
AW IM TOTALLY ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
/dances
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
7th inning
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
NOT YET YOU FOOL
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Too soon
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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So I googled Barry Zito nicknames today.
Wikipedia said his nicknames were “Planet Zito” and “Captain Quirk”
WTF
Kruk said a funny one today on the Murph and Mac Show for Nate, but I can’t remember. It’s a nickname, Kuip has for him.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it is on the podcast.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s the one from this morning
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
DOBPWNS
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions
Matt DOBPwns
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I like Downs
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Shift +Ayyyyyyy
Looks like Downs/Zito are continuing to own.
Did I miss any new memes?
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.
IM TAKING MY TOY AND GOING HOME
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YOU PEOPLE ALWAYS GO HOME
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
BIGOTED ASS!
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WOULD YOU MIND LEAVING YOUR TOY AND MAYBE SOMEONE CAN DROP IT BY LATER?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
LOL
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, this Downs guy sucks
I can’t wait for Freddy to come back.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 5, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions
Schulman thinks that Sanchez and Uribe will take the most starts at 2B/SS when Sanchez comes back, with Renteria coming in occasionally. Wonder where that leaves our man Downs.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
He's welcome at my house
in Fresno
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Totally Borked
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Downs.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He also has a cute accent and is nice to children. (These are all the things I have learned about him in the last week.)
by kdl on May 5, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s practically making me forget Frandsen, which is just what Sabean wants me to do.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Useless Trivia question
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I kinda do not want Freddy or Renteria to come back.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I know right
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
THIS SO MUCH
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
lulz
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahahahaha!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
while saying
“Lose some weight, fat fuck!”
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
He gets a free pass...
for now…
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 5, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions
Oh Kruk and Kuip
What will we do when you are inevitably checked into rehab?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That’s what the off-season is for. Then they can liquor up again come spring.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
THIS
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
This may annoy everyone
but downs is available in an obp/slg POKEMONZ league…hmm do I go after him? He loses his job when mole’s back, riht?
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I doubt he’ll get that much PT in the next few weeks
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I don't like this team
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
:(
but they like you
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
ammended
I don’t like the people who run this team
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Pick him up if you’re weak at 2B and keep an eye on FSanchez news.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Have hill and zobrist
so…probably not. But it would be fun to have him
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOLRRES
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions
Z
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Yes
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
irl lolol
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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LOL!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
cybermaldonado was right
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU PEOPLE?!
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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SEE TORRES SUCKS
IF I DIDNT TAKE MY TOY AND LEAVE ID MOCK YOU ALL
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OT: shameless repost
has anyone else in the SF bay area recently lost most of the "in the clear" cable channels?
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 5, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions
I work for Comcast and I don’t know what that is.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Get him can of corn!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
/wonders what a “in the clear” channel is
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
like able to receive CSNBA (80-6), ESPN (80-8), etc without the cable box
currently on triple play package with comcast. i was able to watch it until yesterday…
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 5, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I thought you had comcast, and wrote the letter to them? nevermind
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah – I wrote letters to CSNBA (the channel) about withholding HD feeds from Directv. And it worked, goddammit – the games have all been in HD since then. I rock!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I’ve noticed. I obviously have to use the Extra Innings thing, but In their schedule of games, they have had the non-HD games listed, but come gameday, the games are available in HD! YAY CAN OF CORN!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: Besides every animal show known my wife is also addicted to "Minute to Win It"
I want to punch that host in the worst way
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
LOL Guy Fieri
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Is that his name?
He sucks so out loud
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s from the Food Network. Make your own conclusions.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
He’s the Food Network’s answer to Poochy.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 5, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
He's totally in my face!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
TWSS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT HAMBURGER WAS WICKED I COOKED IT ASIAN STYLE ALL LIKE BOOYA THAT WAS HOT HANG LOOSE FLY HIGH RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol
rec’d
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LMAO
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Is that his Food Network schtick?
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
In a nutshell.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Basically
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
his real last name?
Ferry.
And the way he pronounces ‘Fieri’ is incorrect Italian.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Your kid is a kid
My wife, not so much
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Walrusman is suddenly less interested
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
That was my first walrusman joke
I have joined the club.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Now go wash up.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 5, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Ironically,
A club Walrusman will go nowhere near.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Not an official member until you do it on a plane.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift+A
Who is this Zito and where has he been the last couple years?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
“A well-tanned Duane Kuiper”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL what am I missing on CSN?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Kuip is drunk and it’s fantastic
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I love it.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sorry I have no feed
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Tell that to your livestock, not me.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Dave Benz is a robot.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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BARRY!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
PABLO!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT LARS!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
OK!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
He’ll do it.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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He’s crazy!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
He would.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's get Lars to suck it. He'll suck anything. Hey Lars!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Can't type
too busy sucking it
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Not a touch typist then, eh?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 5, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo.
Seventy-hundred picks.
Like Rowand, AMIRITE?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
They were just playing Ian Stewart’s walk up song
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions
Did he write it?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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PANDA ROCKS
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on May 5, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Wrecked every time.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I think this is so adorable, but I showed it to someone my brother and he thought it was weird.
by kdl on May 5, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
That was awesome
Lso iPad works great for mcc!
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
LSO!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Hai gaiz!
Panda has nice hands. Zito is pitching well. This game seems like it has been going neatly.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
inevitable disaster around corner
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I apologize for wanting the end of the game without being able to watch the beginning. I am a terrible person.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
You are forgiven my child
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
TOO BAD TORRES IS WORSE THAN VELEZ
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t want to know why you are saying this, even if it is sarcastic.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Argument up-thread. Ended with some weird allegations regarding various people’s asses and what racial views said asses may hold.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
It seemed a little douche vs. turd sandwich to me frankly.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 5, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
That was a dumb argument. I wish I hadn’t read it.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
You weren’t supposed to, that’s why I gave you the summary!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I wanted to see the racial insults!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
apparently I'm a BIGOTED ASS
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Maybe he meant just your ass.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Either he’s back to lurking, or he ragequit the thread.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
He said he was leaving
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
marLOLins
5 pitch innings FTW
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
GOOD
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions
80 pitches through 7 innings
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The formula for converting Farenheit to Celcius?
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeebus, is it the 8th inning already?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
6 pitches
Is Dunston teaching the Marlins how to hit?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
AGENT SHAWN@
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
6 pitches! LOL
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
GREAT MUTHA FUGGIN INNING< BARRY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:53 PM PDT reply actions
zito > tim
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LESS WINZ?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
FEWER!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
6 pitches?
Now I know what it’s like to be a fan of a team playing the Giants!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Weak ground outs!
Perpetuate them, enemy team!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
IM ENJOYING THE WAY ZITO'S PITCHING IS UNFOLDING
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I bet you wouldn’t be saying that if he was pitching poorly!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Probably not!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
i just got here… great to see we’re leading… no idea what’s happened, but i suspect at least 3 of the 5:
- zito big K with someone on 3rd
- derosa complete garbage
- uribe big hit
- derosa complete garbage
- aaron rowand has done something odd
yes
yes
no
yes
yes (opposite field HR)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
good call though!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Holy heart attack batman.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes please, I'll take a dozen
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Thead translating of loud guy yelling at Panda:
PABLO! Be sure to buy a cheese steak!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
PABLO!
WE LOVE YOU!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I'm sad I only got two in there.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That’s what she said.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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RPHERSYC, PABLO!
Slipped one in after the fact.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That might be a good tactic for opposing fans to take…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 5, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Quite possible.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
remove 'of'
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Do the Marlins unis have glittery letters?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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No, but they were Jellies around the clubhouse.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
DAMMIT
*wear
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Posey Time!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
You mean Jax?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
You mean Brenly?
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Ow
There’s no way that did not hurt.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The only part of him that isn’t padded.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
He even rubbed it (broke the cardinal rule of HBP).
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
lulz book promotion
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Tough guy to get hacked off?
That seems unlikely.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
/writes blog about opposing pitchers not giving him respect
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/In a whiny tone
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
lol bengie's gonna be even slower
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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Owch
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Hey heckler:
sCOREBOARD
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
Wear it
How could it hurt that much? You’re covered in padding.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Bruised his blubber
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
OWWW! Holy shit
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where did Bengie get hit?
you figure with padding and all…
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
SAFE!
BANG BANG PLAY RIGHT THERE
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
more importantly
its now (hopefully) not gidp position
Let out the shaft?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
LOL
this posted just as kuip was saying it on my feed
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Bring out the gimp?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
If you run into the back of this pitcher, he explodes
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions
irl lol
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Kruk is awesome!
“i never liked that guy on the mound anyway”
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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Man, this salsa is spicy. Which would be fine if it tasted like anything other than spicy, chunky water.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Hmmm.
TWSS?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Ugh, I hope not. Something would be terribly, terribly wrong.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I would watch that porno, just for the lulz.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
MY EYES!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
If your salsa tastes like spicy, chunky water, you should probably consult a doctor.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a robust diet.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOLwalk
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Why are the marlins getting a new stadium? seriously
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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The niners can't, but the MARLINS can??
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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I will say their fans actually deserve it.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
They have more than one?
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If you cross your eyes when you look at him
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait Bengie advanced on a wild pitch?
where did the ball go to – Cuba?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
lol
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LOL!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeesh.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Prediction: DeRosa won’t do anything positive.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.
LOL WRIST
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions
Derosa’s due, right??
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
What was the date of conception?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, that's great
But when was Sabean’s last menstrual period?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Hmmm… so he’s probably not due until late August.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
What is the proper gestation time for hitting?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Sept 20
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
This is why I’m not an OB-Gyn
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty much.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
This reminds me of Knocked Up: “Gynecology is a hobby of mine…”
by kdl on May 5, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Only because he can’t choose which vaginas he looks at
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a little wheel that calculates it for me. It’s great. I just spin the wheel and it tells me when the baby should arrive.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
And the baby just pops out on time, every time! Or something like that.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
On budget, too.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh lord, those little things are expensive.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Whenever my wife tries to use the "I gave birth to our kids" line
I respond with “Well, I was really bored.”
Seriously, birth is boring.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
It takes a long time.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I took naps during. There wasn’t much else to do.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Boring for us, too. Except for those little interruptions of intense pain and such.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
When somebody has a kid of mine, I’ll hire a magician for the labor room.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Some of my most enduring memories from the birthing room
What was on tv.
“I Love Lucy” marathon for my daughter
The final game of the 04 World Series for my son.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Didn’t actually watch any. For my second kid, it was a Saturday and my doc was bored (no other patients to see), so she hung out and chatted. I actually had to interrupt her and my fella to inform them that the baby was on her way out (it took a few tries to get their attention).
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
My daughter came out really quickly
Two hours total and 20 minutes of actually labor. So it wasn’t that bad the first time.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
It actually wasn't that bad for her, either
Now, my son, on the other hand.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Was that your wife’s first delivery? Cause that is super fast for a first delivery.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
First one he’s aware of anyway…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 5, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, her first
My daughter was 6lbs 2 ounces.
My son was much tougher for her. He was nearly two pounds heavier.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
If I have one of those, I could restart my career as an unlicensed OB-Gyn!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Restart?
So you were doing it before?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Let me smear your pap for you. You have to do it once every six months or 500 miles.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I can also rotate your cervix as needed.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
seriously if a youngun did this
BORK would bury him deeper than Jimmy Hoffa.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
De Rosa = Due
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUCK
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
DeRosa = stinks
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Miami Marlins?
I want to mock it but it sounds kinda good
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
lulz
Los Angeles Marlins of Miami
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
kruk ftw
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
DeRosa
Still due. Still sucking.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
It seems a guy can be due for a LONG time, and perhaps remain due for life
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL NOPE
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
HE MUST HIT EITGHT
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
OR EIGHTH
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
WHY WAS SIX AFRAID OF SEVEN?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
BECAUSE SEVEN EIGHT NINE
(That doesn’t work as well in writing)
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Pop up - right field
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BABIP
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
or 15 days
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
or 60 days
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
DeRosa has adopted that mini-tantrum bat thrust (yeah, I know) after his easy outs. Not a good thing.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
New Gumby
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s consistently getting under the ball. I think he and Bam Bam need to have a little chat.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
And it seems like most of his patience has evaporated
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Again, getting frustrated, not letting himself have good ABs… it becomes a feedback problem very quickly.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
precautionary
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Precautionary day off.
As Baggs pointed out, this is where Matheny’s career ended. It’s only smart to give him a day’s rest for observation.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
OF better be bowker/arrow/nate tomorrow
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
How many stuffed should I make this Oreo?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
109!
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Thanks to roger
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
I can only go as high as octuple.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
lol sharks inevitable collapse
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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eat a bee
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Like a flan in a cupboard.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Who keeps flan in a cupboard?
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Ask Eddie Izzard.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
not sure if it’s been mentioned, but Zach Wheeler dealt tonight. 5 IP, 2 h, 2 bb, 9 k, 0 ER.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 5, 2010 6:07 PM PDT reply actions
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
*Zack
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 5, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I like those numbers.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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NICE.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Wheelin’ it big!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 5, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
so many ks!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
+ 1 HBP, 1 WP and 1 balk…
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 5, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
That's my boy!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
And he hasn't shot anybody, yet
I KEEP my promises.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
BARRY!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
KDL - KUIP CALLS NATE SPARTACUS
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions
Nice Zoom into Barry's crotch there.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Holy fuck that’s a hairy arm on that photographer.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Actually Robin Williams
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweet camera.
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KLOLAW
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.
Actually
that’s the first thing I saw when I first saw him
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Gotta discover steel
Upgrade to cannon
by Viva Jon Miller on May 5, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
doubleplaydoudoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaybleplay
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Roooooooooll Overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions
I know Zito's been dealing and all
but get the bullpen up or no? Wilson / Affeldt / anyone not named Medders?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
NOT ROMO FACE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I am in the camp of he has been pitching well enough this game to let him go
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nah. Pitch count is nice. Leave him in.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
But let's not give him the game ball yet
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone whistling the the “Charge” fanfare?
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BARRY!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
what is the
deal with the subject line OCD?
I just threw up in my mouth a bit
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 5, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions
Crud.
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Hrmm
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions
/is now getting worried.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Why is there a Mickey backpack in the bullpen?
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Beat me to it. My guess is the rookies have to carry it around with sunflower seeds and snacks. Just funny to see it on the TV.
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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Runzler?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Runzler carries it. And, yes, it has seeds, candy, water and whatever else (probably dip, lol). It used to be a pink Tinkerbell one, so the Mickey one is an upgrade.
by kdl on May 5, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I AM NOT ENJOYING THE WAY THIS INNING IS UNFOLDING
bring in yabu to get the TP!
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I dislike 8th inning Marlins. I wanted the Zito CG.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Uh oh.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions
LOL – Mickey Mouse backpack in the dugout by Gardner.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Jessie Helms
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions
I’m surprised Helms hasn’t found his way to San Francisco.
/gritty veteran
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
don't give Brian ideas
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
now bullpen yes?
this is why I’d like em warming up nonetheless.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
tripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplay
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+3
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
alright, where's Yabu?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
The part of Keiichi Yabu is being played by Guillermo Mota this year.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Get on top, Barry
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions
obligatory TWSS
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM!
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BARRY
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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doubleplaydoubdoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplayleplay
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Gameday says it was high.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
where the fuck did that miss
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Helms is short
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUCK
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh man...missed the call
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions
That was a close one.
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Donde?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions
WTF
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions
LOL J MIller
“Sederstrom must have passed out there for a moment…”
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
So, when the fuck did the Marlins decide to start taking pitches?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Nerves…
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
By now have we not learnt to have the bullpen up in the 8th?
what’s the cost? why risk it?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
He was at like 80 pitches coming into the inning dude
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
yeah but still dont trust him
the opp cost of not warming up the bullpen is a lot lower.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
DAMN IT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Fuck...
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions
Oh flip.
That is dumb.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Ugh.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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FUCK
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions
OH WTF
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Wow, two cheap hits this inning.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
All three were pretty cheap IMO
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
the second was a solid single up the middle
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
A cheap solid single up the middle.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Looked like it was pretty softly hit off the hands
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
damn
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions
What is with these bullshit hits for the Marlins? Foooooooook.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
jeez. not this again.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 5, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions
THIS WAS GOING SO WELL
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Of course we had to have an inning like this
Nooooooooooooo. We can’t have a nice quiet win.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Ok, lets get the popular 1-2-6-3 triple play
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions
isn't this our game?
ground attack by the miami marlins of fla
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 5, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions
I can't watch
I am going for a walk
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions
WHO THE FUCK POSTED A DANCING GIF IN THE 7TH INNING?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
2nd night in a row, FUCK THIS SHIT!
The San Francisco Giants must win at least one World Series before I die.
Well, dinner time
Steaks cooked on the bbq.
Hopefully when I am done, we’ll be in the ninth and the Giants will still have the lead.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I will take a double play.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Oh fuck that
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
FUCKING SHIT
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions
Need a new thread
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Craptastic.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
damn
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions
Shitballs.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Please don't say these things.
You tempt fate.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
really; I thought that last grounder was two
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 5, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
AND NOW RAMIREZ IS UP WITH THE BASES LOADED
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Romo versus Ramirez?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
/Giants Facebook page explodes
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
/HIGH FASTBALL
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 5, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
oh goodie. Hanley is up now.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 5, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions
Still a good game by Zito.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
new thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/5/1459935/open-threed
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
/stands for Zito
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions
FACE!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
I think that’s the least of the team’s worries at this moment.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Sweet!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 5, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions
You could . . .
. . . hear the shout a mile off when, with Zito obviously flagging with two on, we’re told “There’s stirring in the Giants bullpen”. Stirring??!?!?? This is like deja vu all over again: with Zito never, ever, at his best, a deep-game pitcher, at 90 pitches in the 8th inning, Why wasn’t someone already up and ready? (Wait for it, wait for it.) Because Bork doesn’t manage the game, he lets the game manage him. “Well, he was pitchin’ pretty good right then, y’know, so I figured he’d be good for another 23 innings or so.” Arrghh.
And, of course, Three-Pack once again made life, um, interesting. He managed to avoid his second BS, but not by much. The Little Girl With the Curl.
Life with the G’s: so it goes. . . .
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
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