Post-game thread: Giants win a wild one
Wow.
Two-out base hits, a bazillion strikeouts, three-run homers, 95-mph lefties relieving 97-mph righties, game-saving homers in the ninth inning with two outs...wow.
Of course, that wouldn't be the intro if the Giants would have lost. The intro in that case probably would have asked for help with bail. If the Giants turned a second straight brilliant start from Lincecum into a loss...words fail.
Instead, Aaron Rowand gets a chase-hanging-slider-free card for the rest of the week, nay, month. Brian Wilson gets a pat on the back for striking out Ronny Paulino with a runner on third in the ninth. Dan Runzler gets a richly deserved win. Plenty of hitters get credit. That's the first time that that sentence has been written in the history of this site.
Also of note: Tim Lincecum is good.
Fine way to start off the road trip.
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That game was ridiculous.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
rec’d
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
looks like one hell of a roller coaster ride
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Also, when Rowand took his at-bat in the 9th, the Marlins had a win expectancy of 96%!
Ask me about my blog.
And the formula didn’t even know it was Rowand against a guy with a slider!
by Grant Brisbee on May 4, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
LOL
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
so good.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
I’m recommending this post because it is 1) accurate and 2) funny. Not because it made me fart from laughing.
holy shit.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
See, Nerds!
Tied after 9 is better than down by 1 after 8!
MATHS!!!!
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
LOL NOT THE ARGUMENT
but I don’t care
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
SHARKS GAME WAS MORE RIDICULUS
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Sharks game was ridiculously good.
Giants game was just ridiculous.
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m so shocked right now it’s crazy i didn’t have a heartattack
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
“Where the prices are so low, they’re ridiculous.”
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Show me the Fangraphs of this game
THAT’S RIGHT YOU CAN’T
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 4, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK FANGRAPHS, THEY'RE FOR NEWBS LIKE YOU
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Oh, hey
The Giants won.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I WUZ POOPIN, ACTIVIA STYLE
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
so what happens when kruk and kuip go to Miami? Now starting mike krukow and Duane Kuiper...

by ir1shgiant on May 4, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
they didn’t even have to change clothes!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
My roommate just watched Cocaine Cowboys tonight. Highly recommended.
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
WRECKED SO HARD
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
WIN
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 4, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Nine runs! Nine!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Good game. Good win. So we learned to not leave the ball up against Uggla, and don’t hit too much of the plate against Hanley.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
cy youngs?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
A yankee fan made that?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
I hate andy pettite so much
can’t believe him and A-rod are treated like gods in NY after they roided up and NY fans boo bonds
booo
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Things we know:
1) This team is at least ‘slightly better’ than last year’s, even though…
2) … the bullpen sucks (1 month into the season sample size1!1)
3) GDTs and just the site overall are in midseason form (and Grant’s series preview was positively Halberstamian… for blogs)
4) Tim Lincecum’s good, Tim Lincecum’s great, I surrender my will as of this date.
That was a great GDT
It had a little bit of everything, including poop jokes.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
poop sauce!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
goddamn
that was not one of those “I’m only diving because I misplayed it” plays by Rowand.
Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.
Yeah, he had a great route to the ball, and his only chance was to sellout
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I like this Rowand
better than the one I saw on Sunday…
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 5, 2010 4:45 AM PDT up reply actions
If just for a day.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Lots of heroes lost in the shuffle. Runzler, Mota, even Andres Torres.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
I really do hope Torres stays on the team all season as our 4th OF/spot starter.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I am pretty sure he will. He’s our backup CF.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Does anyone still think Velez > Torres?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
VROOOOM say yes.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Yeah, interesting how all of those people disappeared, huh?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Interesting how some people start talking real loud when the minor league they happen to support goes on a hot streak.
"Don't wear socks in the rain."
by cybermaldonado on May 4, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been talking loud about it from day one
Torres is a good defender, anything he gives with his offense is a plus. Velez doesn’t do shit. And that’s been proven over the last 3 years.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I miss Fred Lewis, myself
they should have traded Velez
by wcw on May 4, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
fixed: they should have traded banned Velez from being anywhere near any baseball team
IN TIMMY WE TRUST
Yeah, this
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
utlimately, they will prove to be equally mediocre
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
/just like my spelling
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you. You might just save those people some visits to the chiropractor later if this helps cut down the number of times they try and clap themselves on the back.
"Don't wear socks in the rain."
by cybermaldonado on May 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
well done, mauer
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Fail
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I will never not k-chuckle when I hear that
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Paisley?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Mediocre with a side of good defense is just fine for a 4th OF
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
interpretation: Torres is cuter
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL GIRLS ONLY CARE ABOUT HOW CUTE BALLPLAYERS ARE!!1
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Not true – we also like players with names that are fun to say, too!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
But then we’d love Eugenio.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Nah.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
And, ones whose butts look cute in their uniforms.
by kdl on May 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course. Especially those with good butts.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Not true. We also like players with filthy changeups!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
What’s a changeup? I’m just a girl – I don’t know what that means.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
does anyone else remember that old commercial (i think from 04 or 05)with the lady who says
I CAN TELL A STRIKE FROM… A HOME RUN!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I always have trouble with that.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
SEE I WUZ RITE
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember playing MLB Triple play 2005
and I hit a HR to dead center and…Joe Morgan (IIRC) was the announcer and said “it’s got the distance, if it’ll just stay fair…”
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
There is no such thing
MVP Baseball 2005? Kruk and Kuip.
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 4, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
No it was just TP 2002
LOL Date rememberance
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Joe Morgan was in MLB 2K5.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
/girls
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the way that they walk
And it’s chill to hear them talk
And I can always make them smile
From White Castle to the Nile
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
well to be fair
that’s a feat some Umpires have trouble with (see: instant replay)
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
SUCK IT GIRLS
(wait)
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
TWHS
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Sup cornerinfielder
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Sup dude?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
FYMCC bro here
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 4, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, hey!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Occasionally =p
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
No waiting.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov-g59wMivc
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
some college graduate!
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 5, 2010 4:47 AM PDT up reply actions
And a sandwich -- making one
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
omg a sandwich joke!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
who trained you to say “please?”
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
One of these days, I’ll bring a sandwich to McCoven night at the yard.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
UR NOT ALLOWED TO, and if you are
can i haz one?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
and better yet as a 5th OF
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 5, 2010 4:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I realize that . . .
. . . any proposition that begins with “If they had any sense” when it’s about the Giants is doomed at the outset; nevertheless, if they had any sense they’d play DeRosa, Rowand, Schierholtz, and Torres 3/4 time each, rotating Torres through each position till his day off. And screw handedness, because there’s no good way to make it balance out with everyone getting his due playing time.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
IAWTC
no room for doghouses in the land of mediocrity. Although you’ve banished Bowker, and I’d at least like him taking starts from DeRosa sometimes.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 5, 2010 4:48 AM PDT up reply actions
That remains an open question.
Bowker’s ability, that is. I will say this: while I am definitely in the non-believer camp about Bowker, what they’re doing to him is awful. If he can’t play, give up on him and trade him to somewhere where he can start afresh; if he can, what is the point in giving him 2 PAs a week (or whatever it is)?
The problem, of course, is that they’ve painted themselves into a corner now that Schierholtz seems to be doing well. It’s hard enough (especially for dimwits) to give four OFs fair playing time each: with 5, it is almost impossible, with the best of will and wit. Either everyone is playing 60% of the time, or someone is playing less than half time, which makes it impossible (for most men) to produce up to capabilities. And at 1B, there is already the LH-hitting Huff. And there’s no where else to put a LH thrower.
Who could Bowker displace? Huff? No, because then there’s no place for your shiny, new acquisition. Schierholtz? Not while he’s batting as he is. Rowand? Theoretically possible by bumping Schierholtz to CF, but that’s not going to happen, either. DeRosa? The likeliest candidate, but again there’s that new-acquisition issue; yes, DeRosa can play elsewhere, but the middle infield is already over-crowded, and Panda’s got 3B locked down.
Either Bowker at age 26 is doomed to occasional PH roles, or he is trade bait (but what is his market value? probably very low).
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Yeah
This was really a complete team victory. That’s what makes it so awesome.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
Add to the list, Nate, Uribe, TIMMY, even a little bit of Bengie.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Wilson pitched quite well too
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah, he did a good job making up for last time. "DON’T WORRY GUYS, I GOT THIS.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Also
Hahahahahahahahahah Kershaw
1.1 IP, 7 ER
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
jponry likes this
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
+1
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
We agree on something!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
consults the book of laws
Nope, whoever liked it first is going to get to like it. The next person has to dislike it, regardless.
I like trolleys
hence, I hate those who successfully dodge them. I want the trolleys to run them down.
by wcw on May 4, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Your Book Of Laws Was Written By Tommy Lasorda
Therefore I will continue to disobey it every chance I get.
by giantsrainman on May 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL YOU SUCK KERSHAW, Rec'd
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Ker-plop
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Wilriv must be devastated.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
wbc likes this
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLgers
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 4, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Jiminez cy young is inevitable
Nooo tim pitch betterer if that is even possible.
lol um no
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
It’s May 4th.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I should be saying that to EVERY BASEBALL FAN
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah
Just wait until he has one of those mile-high 2 IP 6 ER specials
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
Even last night
he pitched well, but threw like 2 billion pitches.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Didn’t the Giants knock him out of a game pretty early last season at AT&T?
by kdl on May 4, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Two of his three losses since end of August were by the Giants. One of them he got outdueled, and the other he got lit up.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
They lerned me gud
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
they teachd me the reedin buks
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Family guy reference FTW
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Silly waffles
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll do it
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
FP's pretty cool I gayass
Drops names, ordinary analysis
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 4, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
F.P. just compared Juan Uribe to Austin Powers
fan of giants, warriors, 49ers
by warriorsalltheway on May 4, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
YEAAAAH BAAAABYYY
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
and called him ron uribe…You stay classy San Francisco?
by Artimus Clyde on May 4, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
If anyone on this team has mojo, it’s Juan Uribe.
…
gif plz
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I’m a big fan of the Aaron Rowand right now
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
I ENJOYED THE WAY THAT GAME UNFOLDED!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I APPROVE OF THE INCREASE IN WINNING PERCENTAGE!
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 5, 2010 4:50 AM PDT up reply actions
The boos on Ramirez' homerun were almost as loud as the cheers
Giants fans FTW!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
More like
Lack of Marlin fans FTW!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
we enjoyed the dude
in the red shirt behind the plate that kept yelling “Let’s Go Giants!” loud enough to be heard in the broadcast booth.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 5, 2010 4:51 AM PDT up reply actions
He's always on his game
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 4, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Jon being Jon.
Jon doing work.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
that rowand HR call..
he hits it.. it’s going back… well, let’s see.. yes, it’s gone
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Jon’s call
“Eehhhhh let’s see, he might have done it…”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I guess he has a home run!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
The TEAL(!) Seats
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
TEAL SEAT SHOT.
That call made me laugh. He was just as stunned as us
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I'm waiting for the video to be posted so I can hear it
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
/goes to get phone
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
If you want a chuckle
and have mlb.tv, you should go listen to the highlights of the Hanley/Uggla home runs. They are seriously the worst calls I have ever heard. Its like Florida let some high schoolers drink a case of red bull and announce their game
We let ours drink a case of Coors, at least
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Did they do the stupid "his name is dan uggla" thing?
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
I HATE that.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought it was okay at first, considering the context
but it got dumb pretty fast.
Jon Miller is cool
Calls games and doesn’t afraid of anything
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
someone isn't part of the cool club that gets this joke
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
He is awesome.
I’ve gotten mlb.tv this season, and the one thing I miss is Jon Miller’s radio calls. He is really fun to listen to, more so than K&K in my opinion.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
Miller and Flemm > Kruk and Kuip
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 4, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
no doubt. I was in the yard listening to the game, cutting up limbs, so it was a pleasure to hear Miller, especially.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
are you a doctor too?
I thought cornball and rxmeister were the only sawbones here.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 5, 2010 4:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Mota nails
a quip is to be said here
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 4, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously. I’m starting to think that he might be legit this season. Just a little bit.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Eight pitches, eight strikes
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Omar pitched?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Oh indeed.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Nah
you should. It’s good, other than Damon’s “accent”
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
You really thought that was good? Probably one of the most boring movies I’ve seen in a while.
by randolphforpresident on May 4, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
OT from the OT
Can we call a truce?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
And I pledge to ignore anti-Romo comments.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
PREDICTABLE
Am I doing it right?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
OT: holy shit Jason Vargas 7 K’s through 4.1 innings
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I hope he bursts into flames.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I hope… well, that’s not very nice natto, if i had the power, i’d warn you right now
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I hope you burst into flames!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I hope Pika's beer bursts into flames!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Flaming Moe’s!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
They’re called Flaming Homers!
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on May 4, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
THEN I'D BE ON FIRE!!!
and the ladies do agree with this
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
immolation ftw
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 5, 2010 4:53 AM PDT up reply actions
ARGH
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
MF"N DIRTBAG!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
My old college roommate and I would golf with him in Apple Valley. Pretty cool guy
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
And ironically came up with the Marlins. Was later traded from NYM to SEA in the Putz trade
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
That trade was crazy
IIRC there were 12 players involved, 7 going to the Mariners
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
I think another Dirtbag, Jeremy Reed, was also involved in that trade.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you're right
where did he sign this offseason…Astros on a minor league deal?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Ah, thanks
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Not saying he'll beat him, just saying it's pretty fuckin good
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Cmon rockies
help a team out, you scrubs
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
Giants baseball: Torture
lol
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
I think we have a new MCC tagline
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
that's Kuiper's new thing
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
when Romo gave up that 3 run homer and I switch it to the sharks and see they are losing 3-1 I was thinking about how much alcohol would make me forget this night but luckily
giants win 9-6!!
sharks win 4-3!!!
:)
by 49erEmpire on May 4, 2010 8:24 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
booooo
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, sharks?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I HOPE THE BLACKHAWKS WIN, so i can see Chicago Vs. San Jose if the sharks beat Detroit
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
There is no way Detroit wins 4 in a row. Sharks got this.
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
says the fan of the 2004 Yankees
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
/gives game ball to Ortiz
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Holy hell -- who are you and what sporting world do you live in?!?
You’re going to incur the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing!
BUT MEROPE!!!! I WANNA SEE THEM PLAY IN CHICAGO!!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
actually, i didn’t tell you this, i’m gonna stay out here until June, then drive back to the Bay Area around June 10th or so, got my friends out here, so what’s the rush, you know?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
how the hell is a college student going to afford playoff tickets?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
it’s 2010, dude. collich students are the rich ones, now.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
/defaults_on_student_loan
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Lies.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s hilarious.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
collich?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm a collich stoodent.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
You must go to Stanford.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
excuse me.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
OH SNAP
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
You’re excused.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
OH MY GOD, you just started shit
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
this shit is gonna roll
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
just like what the dung beetles do
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
who’re you calling a dung beetle?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU ARE SMALL!!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm 6'3 250 dude, let's rumble
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Wow, Skinny
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
5’2", 80 lbs!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
4’3" 450 oz.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Eugenio?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
MOAR LIKE SINGLE CELLED AMIRITE?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
DUDE I WILL FIGHT YOU RIGHT NOW
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Such a Stanford thing to do. Why dont you just pay someone to fight me?
Im all about the peace and love, man.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
peace, love, and insults.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
I gotta have some fun.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
And burning down the chancellor's house
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Hey, that was not me.
That was my sister.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL CAL
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
The most LOL is that
Fees were raised higher for Public Health and Social Work students than for Law or MBA.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
I thought we were friends
:(
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
we are, i’m just not a huge fan of CAL, sorry bro, i respect em, but i hate Stanford, and Cal, in fact the entire PAC 10, howtheyscored can hate me too, don’t care. I’m a fan of the Big East, WAC, and MAC
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Moraga St Mary’s boy.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
oh, i have no idea then
/cardinal fan
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
FEAR THE TREE
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Dunno why i'd want to have that happen to me
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Well you meet a girl in the end so, theres that.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
i met a girl, she’s from Cleveland tho
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Well thats not a very small town.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
More like it.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Small town girls!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate you.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
HE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING AN-EE-WHERE
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
I dislike just about every team in the Pac-10 that’s not Stanford. Otherwise, it’s WAC and WCC all the way for me.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YEA
you and me are friends
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
/high five
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I almost committed to St. Mary's
I would’ve gone there if they had my major. I’m going to UOP instead. LOL Stockton
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
yea, hey, as long as you’re successful with your major!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah, I actually liked the SMC campus more
but I want to the sports management major so…went to UOP
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
SMC is bigger than my school. O___O
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, I guess I’m just used to being in tiny schools.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Tiny schools!!!
they’re not that bad… at miami it’s like 15,000
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah, I've gone to small schools all my life
and I got rejected by 2 large schools (UCLA & Texas)
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
You want to be the future Scott Boras or Drew Rosenhaus, eh?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
The opposite
I want to be Brian Sabean…except, you know, good at being a GM
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
You’ll need a Theo Epstein education.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
It's amazing the disparity in education for GM's now
Epstein=Yale grad, passed the BAR on his 1st try
Sabean=HS degree
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
As I said, you’ll need a Theo Epstein education.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Or he could just continue to watch the Giants and say to himself, “Don’t have guys like Velez on the team.”
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Ahah, dude, I almost went to UOP.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, it's pretty cool
The worst part is that it’s in Stockton, but at least I can see Ports games in August & April.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Yeah, I live about 45 minutes away from Stockton, so I know how that sucks. But the minor league games is a plus, especially when the SJ Giants visit.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep, I love watching the SJ Giants
And the one good thing about Stockton is that it’s close to Modesto, so if the ports are out of town I can see the Nuts play.
On an unrelated note I think the Nuts franchise should move to Dixon because I R 5
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Yeah, that’s one of the few things about the valley that I like — there’s a lot of minor league games to watch.
And, dude, I really want to see that happen.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
as long as you hate Stanfurd
you’re doing it right.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 5, 2010 4:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Psh, man, I ain’t rich.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
they’re up 3-0 now…
I’m sure the Detroit fans are all belly-aching about the officiating, for whatever reason.
nobody cares about hocky
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
GO WATCH SOME MORE GOLF OR BASEBALL, SOMETHING BORING
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Iknorite hockey is boring
/closet Avs fan
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
my whole side of my moms family are all Detroit fans, and THEY ARE PISSED
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
yeah but we have no excuse for blowing a 2 goal lead in the third period. none. or the first goal allowed. none.
EXACTLY, especially this game, AND AT HOME
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
haha
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
alcohol just enhances the wins
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Yes I would
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
What are you asking me?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
I DONNO! SOMETHING THAT INVOLVES YOU ACTUALLY DRINKING HEAVILY
help me out here
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
strange exchange going on here
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Not heavily. I’m not out to steal your crown or anything
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
YEA, GOOD!!!!!! i'm the king around here...
actually i don’t give a shit
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Shoudl i join the KNBR aftershow?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
not for bein a kid this time
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
You know what else was awesome about this game? Velez came up with the bases loaded and made a total ass of himself… And it didn’t cost us anything.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Damn – glad I missed that (had to eat dinner).
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Four pitch AB with three ugly hacks.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Rhymes with "Beat LA."
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
No, it was Bochy who made a total ass of himself that AB. Velez looked exactly the same as he did the previous 100 AB he took on the right side (completely hopeless). It was Bochy who decided t was a good idea to send him up there.
"Don't wear socks in the rain."
by cybermaldonado on May 4, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously. Ishikawa is better against lefties. Just because a guy can switch-bat doesn’t mean he can switch-hit.
by Grant Brisbee on May 4, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Fixed
Seriously. Ishikawa is betteragainst lefties. Just because a guy can switch-bat doesn’t mean he can switch-hit
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Velez hits right-handed off LHP, therefore he can hit them well.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SCIENCE!
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
also
this is why you walk Huff to get to Uribe. Marlins scouting FTW!
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 5, 2010 4:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I was very amused by the Marlins
who twice in the game, intentionally walked a worse hitter to get to a better one.
They walked Huff to get to Uribe
Then they walked Molina to get to Huff.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
And yet, Molina is hitting ahead of Huff, who is hitting ahead of Uribe.
BORK!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I love Kuiper
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
torture
giants baseball is making me a masochist
Sweet!
go for a walk, come back—Giants win!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Who
just said “I like happy endings” on the post game? Flem?
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
Miller
is the only guy who can say “that great RBI guy” and I won’t get upset.
<3 u, JM
Constantly rosterbating.
Kuip: “I was tired and I didn’t do anything.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Picking Molina, booooooo.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Heh heh lookin’ to jerk.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Aubrey Huff's reputation has proceeded him
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
if you looked at this team
you’d think we have a closer by committee..Wilson is about to lose his saves lead
The way today is projecting
That is a good possibility
by Artimus Clyde on May 4, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL WILRIV
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Panda Express?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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There are Ninjits, but they prefer to be called Minjuhs.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Kershaw is a future Cy Young winner!

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on May 4, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
Awesome.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
i absolutely love this show
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
The image isn’t even a joke. If you squint a little, It legitimately looks like that guy
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
and i dont want to make you even more jealous
but i was in providence to see st marys beat us in the tourny…
(i was in the band so i got to go for free)
AHHHH FUCK!!!!!! lol, that is pretty sweet, were you pissed?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
extremely
but on the 5 hour busride back to Nova we listened to Kansas lose on the radio and everyone was cheering and that lessened the blow a bit….but i would be lying if i said i wasnt glad that the team we lost to was a home town team
LOL, that is pretty sweet though, you have no idea how happy i was when Mickey Mcconell made that shot
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
i was super pissed about that
that shouldnt have even had a chance at going in…but i was more pissed that samhan dominated us the way he did…ah well, only one team gets to win the entire thing, and with our recruits im pretty sure well be doin ok the next couple of years
He was pretty dominant, but got KILLED against Samhan, and i’m so happy though about the fact we actually gained recruits from this… but at least you’ll be better off now, and by the way i think i cried after it since i was just so fucking happy
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Niiiiice.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
After Uggla’s home run, I was a little mad, but I’m ok now.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
I'm actually concerned in the eyes of the fans Romo == Nuevo Howry
He’s been lights out most of the time, but he’s had some pretty memorable hiccups.
We need to stage our Romosexual sign / shirt PR campaign…
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
I definitely don’t equate Romo to Howry. I was more mad because it feels so unlikely that we will ever hit two 3 run jacks in one game. After the Cards, Phillies, Rockies and even Florida, I have “heart of the order” envy.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
I'll be honest
I just assumed that was the kind of game we would lose.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Even with a win it sorta feels like a loss
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, this definitely feels like a win.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Agreed. Especially that last inning (win the inning, win the game!). Complete and total win.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Agreed.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowand hitting a 2 out HR just felt like it was going to be followed by a walkoff in the bottom of the inning
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
On a slider, though a hanger. But a SLIDER nonetheless!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
He laid off of one in his first at-bat today! Then struck out on one later. Then redeemed himself!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
SMALL VICTORIES!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
BABY STEPS!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I had to watch it on the DVR
and I could not believe it was a slider. I kept rewinding and pinching myself.
by wcw on May 4, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
/Pictures “Bob” Scott baby stepping to the plate
ha
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
That would explain the poopin’ stance.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I'm not sure . . .
. . . I’ve ever seen a player have such a great all-round day looking so awful doing it.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
I was following the game at my daughter's little league game
When I saw 6-6, I gave the Giants about a 30% chance of winning.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
LOL DODGERS
down 10-0 to the Brewers
by 49erEmpire on May 4, 2010 8:33 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I watched the whole game and waiting to wake up from my dream where Rowand hits a HR in the 9th to save the Giants
SUCK IT, HATER
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 4, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay we won!
But Romo, ur killin my POKEMONZ!
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I am
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Never thought I’d say that
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Totally.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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aka Zito de Mayo
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn’t they do that for Game 1, too, or…?
I was only paying half-attention to PTI this afternoon.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Yes.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Tempered excitement for me
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Yeah, I want to see a full year of good-ness before I jump on his bandwagon
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
sure, the guy’s a rock
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
/shoots Cazadores
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Watching the game highlights on CSNBA. Just saw the Uggla HR, and heard the Marlins’ announcer’s “His Name is Dan Uggla”. Wow, that was awful.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Why would they show Florida’s broadcast in CSN-BA’s set of highlights?
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 4, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I wondered the same thing. Unless it was to give us a chance to make fun of it.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOOOOOOOOARD!! YES! YES!!!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Worst trademark call in all of baseball (that I know of)
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
No, that’s Harry Caray, who is awesome.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YANKEEES... WIN!!!!!!!!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
JUST ANOTHER HALO VICTORY!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
That one sucks as well
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
GOODBYE BASEBALL!!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Its actually worse.
YOU CAAAAAAAANNNNNNN PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTT IN ON THE BOOOOOOOOOARD! MEEEEEEERCIIIIII!
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on May 5, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions
yuup just watched the Uggla and Ramirez hr calls on mlb.com. Man the Marlins’ announcers are awful.
Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. Who will join me!?
by MetalFaceDoom on May 5, 2010 5:44 AM PDT up reply actions
extrabaggs #SFGiants Manager Bruce Bochy called Freddy Sanchez today & told him the team expects him to begin minor league rehab assgt. within a week.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
LOL – just saw that and was going to post it.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Hey Fred BORK just checking in BORK can you resume your spot BORK on the team roster BORK
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
lol I wouldn’t have been surprised if they didn’t even have him rehab
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This way he has a chance to re-injure himself on his minor league assignment
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
I'm excited about it
I think Freddy coming back means Velez is gone
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
I wish I believed that
But I think Downs & Bowker are more likely to go than Velez (unfortunately)
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
I’m hoping that Downs will stay up. I’d rather keep Bowker over Velez – hopefully Velez’ last few performances will convince the FO to send him away.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Downs has played really well so far and Velez… has not.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
hit post too soon
Which gives me hope that the FO will bow to SSS this time (the one time I want to!) and dump Velez.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I want to believe
but I agree with sfoakbay and Sabean will stick with “the cornerstone”…even though he clearly has no business on a MLB roster
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
I think he can handle any IF position, though he’s scary at short. Plus he can throw mop-up innings if we get into a blow-out (drafted as a pitcher!). But really, unless Rent goes to the DL, Juan Uribe will be getting so many of those ABs that Downs’s main job will be to write Bengie’s blog.
Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.
I really wish we didn’t have either him or Renteria
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Sad that guys bringing in minimum salary are better. Story of Sabean’s life, I guess.
by kdl on May 4, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
This is not where the problems are.
What is notably wrong with the trio of Uribe, FSanchez, and Renteria each playing about 2/3 time? FSanchez would not be on the roster were I given a veto, but he’s there and he’s not going away, and while he’s not the answer to a maiden’s prayer, neither is he awful. The anti-Renteria claque needs to face up to the facts that his career offense has been decent or better for a SS, and his start this season (yes, yes, SSS) is rather better yet.
The problems are Velez, a thorough cancer, ever getting onto the field in any capacity; BM being expected (by them, not us) to finish the year batting (in cleanup, of course) .343 instead of .275 with a walks rate of 8% instead of 4%; and no decent LH bench (neither Ishikawa nor Bowker are the sorts of people that teams going to post-season carry).
Addition by subtraction!
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
I was under the impression that he’s almost exclusively a second baseman now, though I figure he could play 3rd in a pinch.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
i'm pretty sure he played some LF last year
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
right handed utility
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
I don’t know. Downs’ performance in the SSS of his time in the bigs is probably enough for Boch to keep him.
by kdl on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
So they had to call and tell him?
What was he going to do if they didn’t call? Sit on his pile of money and watch the tube?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what I was thinking, too. I guess he was hoping he could stay in Pittsburgh for the whole season?
by kdl on May 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
extrabaggs #SFGiants Manager Bruce Bochy called Freddy Sanchez today & told him the team expects him to begin minor league rehab assgt. within a week. Matt Downs be-atch!
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Only if they "tell" him to show up on time =p
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I was on the phone with Mr. Merope…. did Woodson just say there was another incident at a Phillies game?
There was.
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A bro got tasered
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, yes there was.
Starkey on KGO thinks that security at stadiums should arm themselves with nets and scoop the dumbasses up. Sounds like some good entertainment to me.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
The funny thing is i was at CBP
Last summer and it was an extremely tame audience…made almost no noise (didn’t help that it was the 9th game of a 9 game losing streak) and no one was even remotely rowdy….boos for Rollins and Dobbs every at bat but other than that it was a library compared to AT&T.
Jeremy Hermida plays for Boston? Carlos Gomez is a Brewer? Did I sleep through the offseason?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Yes.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Gomez for Hardy.
There might have been other players but that was the main trade.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the deal was straight up
I wish we had gotten in on that deal…we have to have someone who is close to being as good as Gomez.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Velez!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yes.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Guess who Hermida was traded for?
Current Marlins lefty Hunter Jones
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Reason #109 why I love Tim Lincecum
He got screwed out of another win today. He was one of the first people out of the dugout celebrating the win.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Yes. Not that anyone would accuse him of such, but anyone who thinks Tim only cares about his own stats can suck a duck.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
If the duck liked it, they probably wouldn’t complain.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Too busy imploding over the Dodgers.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
What about NAMBLA?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 4, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain has rubbed off on him
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Aubrey Huff's influence is spreading
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Somewhere, Goofus is smiling.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 4, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s not all he’s doing.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on May 4, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Breaking news: Clayton kershaw is over-rated, incredible outing tonight against the brewers.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Tell that to ESPN!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
He also beat out Uggla’s catch up the middle. This pleases me.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Maybe it's just me, but . . .
. . . I can’t help thinking that Torres could have made that catch and still have been able to throw to 3B to possibly stop the runner advance. Not saying so for sure, but that’s what I thought at the time.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
That ball was a hhelluva catch for anyone
Including Torres. rowand had a great jump and the ball was tailing away. I don’t think any CF makes that catch without grass stains.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
WILLIE MAYS WOULD HAVE CAUGHT IT AND THROWN TO THIRD WITHOUT LOOKING
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I really don’t see that happening
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Just got back from Sharks Euphoria
Best part of the game tonight — Velez having no clue what he is doing at the plate.
DFA THIS MOTHERFUCKER NOW.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
but who will be the backup backup 2B then?
VERSATILITY DOWN THE STRETCH NERD!
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 5, 2010 5:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I know WINZ don’t matter, but it would be kind of crazy if Zito took over the team lead in wins tomorrow.
I was out when I heard the score was 1-0 in the fourth. When I got home (sometime past 7:00), I debated whether I should just watch the end of the game live or wait for the full game to be available on Comcast On Demand. I went with the second option, thinking it was probably some low-key 2-1 game.
Really wish I had waited.
Your heart's glad you didn't
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
It was awesome! Thanks. Did you have fun at the game Saturday?? I was mostly doing stuff for the Cinco De Mayo celebration
YOU EAT YOUR DAMN EGGROLL
Good!
On field photo day was epic, as was Saturday’s game. Loved the Cainer win!
by kdl on May 4, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks! The only problem with photo day was that it made me like Eugenio Velez. ;)
by kdl on May 4, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Check out the hook why my DJ revolves it…
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
awesome.
I sing this at karaoke every once and again. Good times.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
somebody reassure me that this actually happened and wasn’t a figment of my imagination
IN TIMMY WE TRUST
the thing is...
it happened.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
that's all that needs to be known
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Hence my sigline.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
You had to be focused to set it up like that. You were focused.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Ouch
Jack Wilson with 3 errors tonight.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
LOL isn't he supposed to be a great defensive SS
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Check out this gif from Lookout Landing

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Damn. Nice play
Considering the cost, I wish we had gotten him instead of the Mole.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Man, Feldman got his tits lit tonight
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
Kershaw’s tits make Feldman’s tits look like a candle.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: anybody else having trouble watching videos on CSNbayarea.com?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
anybody else having trouble, watching videos on CSNbayarea.com
fixed
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
graham, i swear, if you mess with one of my comments one more time
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
i’m curious to know where that threat is going… this is the internet, did you forget that?
IN TIMMY WE TRUST
He kinda knows where I live.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Im finna come out to Miami!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember, Graham, it’s in Ohio, not Florida.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatever
as long as my parents are still in California.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, i'm Moraga when i'm home
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah. But Miami sounds more fun. Ive already been to Moraga.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Yea, like i said, i’m chillin out here at Miami with friends and at my apartment for about 3 or so weeks then coming back for summer school June 14, so yea
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
3 weeks of just chillin?
Yeah, I could go for that.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m in this line… Fuck Work, Lets Drink.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
but you know, you’re right, i might be spoiled in that sense, but don’t mean to get personal, but my dad’s out of work, and we’re living off my mothers benefits, who’s gone, but yea dude, i think what comforts me is the fact i feel lucky. But, i know that after college, i will prove to myself that i’m worth something, you know? Like i’m going to get into a job that i want to get into
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
keeps repeating the same video for me for some reason
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
YES!
I use camino on a mac, and they’ve never worked for me…
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
thank you! safari is fuckin up
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah, I’ve wanted to see the Lincecum wizard video for a long time now… :(
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
then try something, anything, else?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
I only have Camino and Safari installed. I hate firefox with a passion.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Hate firefox? HA!
What about Chrome?
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
yeah, I would suggest chrome.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
I was an opera user for a while
Firefox is an insanely bloated app. Camino allows me to surf without the fan kicking in… which for some off reason annoys the living piss outta me.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
chrome is nice and light weight too
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
this
I used chrome just to try it out for a bit 1.5 years ago. I haven’t gone back since. Toolbars can go fuck themselves.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
I was using that for a while (FF has become quite the resource hog on my Mac), but the Mac version was somewhat insufficient. I’m waiting for further development.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
TWSS!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT
like seriously
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
well duh
Dustin Pedroia had a BB, Jeter had an assist, and Wright hit a HR. No room for Rowand.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Dustin Pedroia had a BB, Jeterhad an assisttook a dump, and Wright hit a HR. No room for Rowand.
fixed
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Jeter listened to JAMIE LEE CURTIS
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
/TMZ’d!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Jose Reyes’s new picture is really weird.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
Looking into the future!

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Egad!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: Tool @ Bill Graham Civic 7/12
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
oh yes…. tickets on sale on sunday.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
because im a 31 year old software developer
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Sweet, i'm an up and comer, don't count me out yet dude, geography major
not one of those business folks trying to get a job at a bank
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
you’re also in rare form tonight.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
being drunk has nothing to do with being in a rare form
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Do you like it well done?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Cause I do it well.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Cause Im well seasoned, if you couldnt tell.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn. Needz more seasoning.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought you were wil for a second.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
ALRIGHT GRAHAM, i’m actually buzzed right now, and it feels good
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Lucky
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
actually
drinking almost helps me think almost, like it gives me things to talk about and shit, it’s awesome, beer might be the best thing ever invented
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Personally, I like electricity.
But beer is good too.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
I’m not so much that way about drinking, but other stuff…
“Why do kids do drugs? I don’t know, because they’re awesome?”
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Graham feels good when you’re buzzed?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Feel how smooth my legs are.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
playoff beard?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
That would not end well.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I shaved, like, yesterday.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY FUCK YOU
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 6:10 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Also -
Tool – $70
NHL playof tickets – $200ish
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
umm, i found tix for 60 or so bucks
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
oh wow. I thought that they would be more. at least my friends paid more for tickets at the tank for the first round.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Why can’t we not be sober?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
almost as good as opiate
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Brandon Belt
1-1, 3 walks, 2 runs scored so far vs Stockton tonight. I know under 100 AB’s isn’t the best barometer but how long can they keep him in San Jose with a line of .400/.494/.643?
/is DFA'd
SJ needz less mailmen
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 5, 2010 5:05 AM PDT up reply actions
DONT SAY ANOTHER WORD OR I WILL KILL YOU
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Gilligan’s high jinx ruined their plans to get off the island.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
those damn coconuts
just don’t hold up as batteries
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 5, 2010 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions
won’t that show die?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure
But it will come back to life eventually.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
i could’a sworn there was a big “last Lost” just a couple months ago, no?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
im gonna laugh when
the last 30 seconds of the entire show is the entire cast waking up before the crash even happens and the whole this is/was a dream
They already did that. Thats a subplot of the new season.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
It made me sad. :(
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
I’m about to start S5 but I got kind of spoiled for tonight’s episode and now I’m sad :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Just finished S5
Didn’t enjoy it as much as S4, the final episode was neat though with the secondary main plot of the person who wasn’t really himself arranging the death of another person who may or may not really be a person.
Open Padres-Rockies sub thread
Tied in the bottom of the 9th, Padres batting
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
suck vs suck
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
when i see eckstein, i still think angels
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I think of demons.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I think of missed opportunities for abortions
by Into the Void on May 4, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Eckstein flies out
AdGon up to bat, but there’s a base open
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
Giants should have a first baseman like Gonzalez…
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn’t even compare those two
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
why do we have to settle for less? we had Willie fuckin’ McCovey and Will fuckin’ Clark
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
but… gun show!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Huff seems to have upped his game on this last homestand
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
.373 wOBA!
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Positive UZR!
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
AdGon sounds like a pop-up blocker.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
by bgunn on May 4, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Except the Padres are in first place……
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Rockies are more likely to end up there near the end of the season
When it counts
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
stands in line.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Are you referring to the baseball game that was played earlier today? If so I concur that it was quite exhilarating.
by Into the Void on May 4, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
AWESOME GAME TONIGHT!!!
And this picture has put a smile on my face.

Fucking idiot Phillie fan getting tasered. LOL!
by orange_and_black_attack on May 4, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
LOL TASERED GUYS ARE FUNNY!!! LOL
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
but seriously
the dude was an idiot
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
lol, too, but this is a big precedent, these taser guns in public
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
i mean, i feel bad for the dude, but the guy was dumb for even pulling a stunt like this
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
he’s not without fault. but, what if you’re caught in a crowd and the cops are dispersing everyone so you run, get the hell out of there, and get tased?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
what does that have to do with what actually happened? Very different circumstances.
by Into the Void on May 4, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
yea, i agree with into the void, that’s a totally different circumstance…. i have heart for dudes that get tased, because a guy here at school died from it, that’s only due to the fact he got tased in the chest
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
it’s also extremely undignified, all the way around. still, that guy was an idiot.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
i mean, fact is, and you can agree with this, the dude walked away unharmed
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
apparently, there’s a lot of variability in the gun, the settings, the “application”…..
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s also extremely undignified
The tasing or the moron running onto the field?
Insanity is just a state of mind.
it’s a reflection on our humanity
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
So we should dignify the guy?
I’m not sure what you’re trying to say here. It was a quick, effective way to end the disturbance.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
ever see how livestock is put down? do we want to see humankind treated like animals? Why am I having to explain this?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 5, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I agree. They should have beat his ass with baseball bats
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:31 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah that’s the fucked up thing. People can die from it.
by Into the Void on May 4, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
people can die from alot of things
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
ARE WE GONNA HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN!!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
just cause he got tased in the chest? oh, the biggest target on a person… worse than an arm or leg, better than the face.
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
The dude got tased in the chest because he was huge and was fighting with another guy apparently, it was pathetic the way the cops handled it, the guy also had a heart problem, so he died of a heart attack. But it was pathetic the way it was handled
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
DONT TASE ME BRO
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
reminds me of this screen grab I took:

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
oh yes. it’s from some reality show a while back.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
I’d say that looks like Bengie, except he’s actually running.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
ALL LOOK SAME
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
This taser thing just coming on the local KTVU news. I havent seen it on video, only stills.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Further proof
that It’s Always Sunny is a documentary about Philadelphians.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on May 5, 2010 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Beat LA
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
here here
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
there, there…
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
their, they're
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
here hear
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
where wear
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
/hits subject line
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Who is this Bieber dude? I saw the Dog-ears billboard, but am not up on my tween-stars…
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
He’s a dude who sings like a chick.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
And became popular cause of it.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
ur a chick, so he sings like you?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
how you’re just being childish. =)
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
I’m an alto, so, no.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
oh shit
and i was soprano in choir
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Meadow Soprano, I assume?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
look, i wasn't as lucky as turtle in Entourage
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Seriously, dude?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
i know, huh
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
about Meadow, I mean
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, that makes more sense.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
yea
for some reason that made no sense, i still sing on occasion, love it, Michael Buble type talent
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Nice. I used to do musical theater, but I quit and I still sing for fun. Michael Buble’s pretty cool, though.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually that’s awesome, yea i didn’t get into that, i was more singing and shit, but yea, i just sing to any song possible, friends get pissed off at that
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah, for the most part, I hated dancing. I just liked being part of the ensemble and singing. I sing in the car a lot and people get pissed at me, lol.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
yea, pretty much me, like if i sing in the car i get bitched at, but fuck it, i got the stereo on now, just chillin, and rockin out. But like being apart of the ensemble in choir was SO MUCH FUN, got to sing, hang with friends, and just chill
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
foreals, man. that’s one of the reasons I stuck around the theater for a while. the backstage drama was shit, but singing and chillin with friends was the best.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly, for future reference, if you want to do that in college, go for it, it might actually help ya. I chose not to only because of the time it was at (7-9 on mondays)
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah, I’ve been looking into that. Like, an a capella group or something.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
yea, why not?
if you have fun with it, fuck it. Plus, you’ll have fun with them on the weekends along with your Freshman group of friends you’ll make, you know?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah, exactly.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
you two should start a band- a cappella Justin Bieber covers!
by Into the Void on May 4, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve never even listened to one of his songs.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
BABY BABY BABY OH
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Uhh…?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
A Bieber song?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
yea... just don't get involved...
like i’ve said, the only song where Bieber is involved is “Young artists for Haiti” by K’naan
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
No really though, people hate him.
Look at these Facebook Groups
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/pages/God-if-you-give-us-back-2pac-you-can-have-Justin-Bieber/120360784647285?ref=ts
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/pages/Can-Patrick-Star-Get-More-Fans-than-Justin-Bieber/317235925899?ref=ts
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/pages/I-hate-Justin-Bieber/214246820604?ref=ts
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/pages/We-only-need-5000000-guys-to-join-to-vote-Justin-Bieber-out-of-our-gender/314500659061?ref=search&sid=1080495893.3581644036..1
Its kinda fucked up.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
That is sad.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually made a group called “I am indifferent towards Justin Bieber” because all that shit was annoying me so much.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I need to join that.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Dammit, nothing comes up when I search for it.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t find it either…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 4, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmmm. Maybe I deleted it cause It only had like 2 fans.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it ‘Feeling Indifferent About Justin Bieber’?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 4, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
No. I must have deleted it. Is there on of those though?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah – 6 people.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 4, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I find this quote from MGL hilarious
[Justin Bieber] actually does a pretty good job considering that he can’t really sing a lick (for a professional at least).
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hza_5WtJq8g
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
check out yotube. He’s like a young Frank Sinatra.
by Into the Void on May 4, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, right
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
which would lead to chaos, hence, the tasered-in a-crowd scenario i was mentioning…
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
seriously lol
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
is love different between the ages of 12 and 21?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I was in love when I was 12. things were so much simpler back then.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
when i was 12, i was in love…..with baseball!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
At 12...I actually had an interesting relationship with baseball
it came during the second reign of the Marlins good-ness, which of course sucked.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
saw him on SNL; it was pretty weird
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
the classroom skit was pretty funny though.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
LOL Kershaw

Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.
by AXmrdrir on May 4, 2010 10:48 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
Turn this green.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Beautiful.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Imagine if this were Timmeh
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I'd rather not
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
EXACTLY!!!!!
always thinkin for urself! kidding
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Flatline.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
OT: What is actually worthy of a “rec” here because i’ve never gotten one
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
You’ve gotten 9 recs.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on May 4, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
BULLSHIT
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Never enough to turn a comment green, but you’ve gotten 9 recs.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
is that something only mods can see?
IN TIMMY WE TRUST
by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You have to pay extra to see it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on May 4, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just paypal $19.99 to me and you can do it too!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on May 4, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
i’d rather watch Velez attempt to play baseball
IN TIMMY WE TRUST
by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You’re missing out!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on May 4, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You're a masochist (Sp?) then
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
DO ME NEXT!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
TW..
nah.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Over or under Pika’s total?
Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.
by oldjacket on May 4, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I bet he’s got a good 18 or 19.
Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.
by oldjacket on May 4, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
im pretty sure something I’ve posted has turned green.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
over
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
OH HELL
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
whatever, didn’t you beat me for RoY?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Oh that’s it ringleader, i’m beating you for the dude that talks about nonsense throughout everything here, since i obviously talk about nothing that has to do with the giants half the time
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Just half the time?
HAAAA, joking of course
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
O_O
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
how many?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
so i never get to find out how many recs ive gotten?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
ME TOO!
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
by baetown415 on May 4, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
total
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on May 4, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
wow… wonder what for… guess alcohol makes you forget things
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
I just rec’d everyone’s comments in the comment tree replying to this except yours.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
by groug on May 4, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
rec'd
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on May 4, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
rec'd.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
rec'd
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
by baetown415 on May 4, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
rec'd
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 4, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
rec'd
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
by SFGuy on May 4, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
rec'd
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I see a bunch of comments with 2 Recs
I can’t resist turning them green
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Yeah, I always do that too
even in regular threads
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
wreck'd
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
OH SHIT
what will it take to get a rec?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
/flagged
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 4, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
It is mine, and don’t you forget it.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 4, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
DAMn
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
by PiKAgiant on May 5, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
HERE’S YOUR DAMN REC, OKAY.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
/flagged
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 5, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I've rec'd all the cursewords
this one is perilously close to green…
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 5, 2010 5:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Quick
Love song suggestions. But like stupid ones, in a good way.
So far I have
Just a Friend
Everytime We Touch
Love in This Club
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 11:27 PM PDT reply actions
I WANNA MAKE LOVE IN THIS CLUB!!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
K Graham, since you hate the music i like, i'll help you out
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Suggestions?
School appropriate
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
For your prom?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
No. No time to explain. Just suggest.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmm
How about this?
Or this?
Or this?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
How could I forget!
Dont Stop Believin!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't Stop Blyleven
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Hooked on a Feeling
the Hasselhoff version.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Always and Forever
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Be My Baby by the Ronettes
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
And how could I forget
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Truly Madly Deeply
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Oh!
Never Gonna Give You Up
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Together Forever
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Is there a video where I can see the artist singing this song...
I don’t think I’ve ever seen one
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
aw man
was SO expecting this to be a link to something else
/disappointed
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Along with those
I guess “the way you are” by timbaland?
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
PIKA GETTING MAD! FUCK IT I’M USING MY NICKNAME, GUUT GETTING MAD!!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 11:36 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Dude

In all seriousness, what’s wrong?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Hahaha I just wanted to use that picture
But thanks anyway :-)
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
rec'd
even though there are words other than profanity in this post
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 5, 2010 5:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Shift+A
Wow, what a game. Upset that Timmy did not get his W again. But was very encouraged by the team not giving up or rolling over (minus Velez).
Stupid Rockies can’t do anything right.
Yay Sharks.
good night for Bay Area Sports.
Also the Dodgers lost. WAKKA WAKKA!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I didn't see the entire game
Did Kruk or Kuip (or both) mention Ernie Harwell? Other broadcasters did.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
john miller got an ipad
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 5, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I missed the game because i was performing PCR on Shark DNA, but I kept checking the scores on my phone.
It was the most stressful experience EVER.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
That’s weird. I was leaving DNA on Shark PCR at the same time.
by Grant Brisbee on May 5, 2010 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions

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