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Post-game thread: Giants win a wild one

Wow.

Two-out base hits, a bazillion strikeouts, three-run homers, 95-mph lefties relieving 97-mph righties, game-saving homers in the ninth inning with two outs...wow.

Of course, that wouldn't be the intro if the Giants would have lost. The intro in that case probably would have asked for help with bail. If the Giants turned a second straight brilliant start from Lincecum into a loss...words fail.

Instead, Aaron Rowand gets a chase-hanging-slider-free card for the rest of the week, nay, month. Brian Wilson gets a pat on the back for striking out Ronny Paulino with a runner on third in the ninth. Dan Runzler gets a richly deserved win. Plenty of hitters get credit. That's the first time that that sentence has been written in the history of this site.

Also of note: Tim Lincecum is good.

Fine way to start off the road trip.

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That game was ridiculous.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

rec’d

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like one hell of a roller coaster ride

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, when Rowand took his at-bat in the 9th, the Marlins had a win expectancy of 96%!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

so good.

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m recommending this post because it is 1) accurate and 2) funny. Not because it made me fart from laughing.

by Every6thDay on May 4, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

/inputs such a formula into computer

/smoke spews out of CPU

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy shit.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, Nerds!

Tied after 9 is better than down by 1 after 8!

MATHS!!!!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 4, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was waiting for that.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 5, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NOT THE ARGUMENT

but I don’t care

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 5, 2010 5:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

SHARKS GAME WAS MORE RIDICULUS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Sharks game was ridiculously good.
Giants game was just ridiculous.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m so shocked right now it’s crazy i didn’t have a heartattack

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

but i’m pretty sure it took 5 years off my life

by sfoakbay on May 4, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Where the prices are so low, they’re ridiculous.”

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Show me the Fangraphs of this game

THAT’S RIGHT YOU CAN’T

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on May 4, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK FANGRAPHS, THEY'RE FOR NEWBS LIKE YOU

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, hey

The Giants won.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on May 4, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I WUZ POOPIN, ACTIVIA STYLE

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

dare I try to work on a paper before LOST comes on?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

they didn’t even have to change clothes!

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 4, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

My roommate just watched Cocaine Cowboys tonight. Highly recommended.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

saw it, it is pretty good. A lil Long though

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on May 4, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

So.

Completely.

Rec’ced.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on May 4, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll bet K & K would love this

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 4, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sans socks is the way to rock

by Giant Homer on May 4, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on May 4, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nine runs! Nine!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Good game. Good win. So we learned to not leave the ball up against Uggla, and don’t hit too much of the plate against Hanley.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Also of note: Tim Lincecum is good.

by Uncle Russel on May 4, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Your typical Yankee’s fan.

by Uncle Russel on May 4, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

cy youngs?

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

A yankee fan made that?

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on May 4, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate andy pettite so much

can’t believe him and A-rod are treated like gods in NY after they roided up and NY fans boo bonds

by kezargiants on May 4, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

booo

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Things we know:

1) This team is at least ‘slightly better’ than last year’s, even though…

2) … the bullpen sucks (1 month into the season sample size1!1)

3) GDTs and just the site overall are in midseason form (and Grant’s series preview was positively Halberstamian… for blogs)

4) Tim Lincecum’s good, Tim Lincecum’s great, I surrender my will as of this date.

by Every6thDay on May 4, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a great GDT

It had a little bit of everything, including poop jokes.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

New poop jokes. Even better.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

poop sauce!

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Original odors!

Superlative stink!
Beautiful bowels!
Fantastic feces!
E. coli, etc.!

by Every6thDay on May 4, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

goddamn

that was not one of those “I’m only diving because I misplayed it” plays by Rowand.

Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 4, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, he had a great route to the ball, and his only chance was to sellout

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this Rowand

better than the one I saw on Sunday…

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 5, 2010 4:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aaron Rowand and Aubrey Huff, man

Heroes.

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

If just for a day.

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of heroes lost in the shuffle. Runzler, Mota, even Andres Torres.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on May 4, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really do hope Torres stays on the team all season as our 4th OF/spot starter.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 4, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am pretty sure he will. He’s our backup CF.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone still think Velez > Torres?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never did!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 4, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

VROOOOM say yes.

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, interesting how all of those people disappeared, huh?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting how some people start talking real loud when the minor league they happen to support goes on a hot streak.

"Don't wear socks in the rain."

by cybermaldonado on May 4, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been talking loud about it from day one

Torres is a good defender, anything he gives with his offense is a plus. Velez doesn’t do shit. And that’s been proven over the last 3 years.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

fixed: they should have traded banned Velez from being anywhere near any baseball team

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

except the dodgers

by sfoakbay on May 4, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO THIS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

utlimately, they will prove to be equally mediocre

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

/just like my spelling

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you. You might just save those people some visits to the chiropractor later if this helps cut down the number of times they try and clap themselves on the back.

"Don't wear socks in the rain."

by cybermaldonado on May 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

well done, mauer

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fail

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 4, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

this paisley white dud is not allowed in Mexico

by wilriv21 on May 4, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will never not k-chuckle when I hear that

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol wut?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 4, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Paisley?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mediocre with a side of good defense is just fine for a 4th OF

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

interpretation: Torres is cuter

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

jumping to conclusions, aren’t we?

by sfoakbay on May 4, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIRLS ONLY CARE ABOUT HOW CUTE BALLPLAYERS ARE!!1

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not true – we also like players with names that are fun to say, too!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 4, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

But then we’d love Eugenio.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, ones whose butts look cute in their uniforms.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course. Especially those with good butts.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not true. We also like players with filthy changeups!

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s a changeup? I’m just a girl – I don’t know what that means.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

does anyone else remember that old commercial (i think from 04 or 05)with the lady who says

I CAN TELL A STRIKE FROM… A HOME RUN!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always have trouble with that.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

SEE I WUZ RITE

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember playing MLB Triple play 2005

and I hit a HR to dead center and…Joe Morgan (IIRC) was the announcer and said “it’s got the distance, if it’ll just stay fair…”

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no such thing

MVP Baseball 2005? Kruk and Kuip.

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on May 4, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

No it was just TP 2002

LOL Date rememberance

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Morgan was in MLB 2K5.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 4, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

/girls

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the way that they walk
And it’s chill to hear them talk
And I can always make them smile
From White Castle to the Nile

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 4, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

well to be fair

that’s a feat some Umpires have trouble with (see: instant replay)

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 4, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIRLS AREN’T REAL SPORTZ FANZ

by kdl on May 4, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

GIRLS... nevermind...

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT GIRLS

(wait)

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on May 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWHS

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sup dude?

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, hey!

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Occasionally =p

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

No waiting.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov-g59wMivc

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh hell

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

some college graduate!

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 5, 2010 4:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

but they do know how to retrieve a beer

by wilriv21 on May 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg a sandwich joke!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET ME A BEER, please?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

who trained you to say “please?”

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

had to, through every circumstance, can i have sex, Please?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

A well trained lad indeed.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 5, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

One of these days, I’ll bring a sandwich to McCoven night at the yard.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

UR NOT ALLOWED TO, and if you are

can i haz one?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

and better yet as a 5th OF

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 5, 2010 4:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I realize that . . .

. . . any proposition that begins with “If they had any sense” when it’s about the Giants is doomed at the outset; nevertheless, if they had any sense they’d play DeRosa, Rowand, Schierholtz, and Torres 3/4 time each, rotating Torres through each position till his day off. And screw handedness, because there’s no good way to make it balance out with everyone getting his due playing time.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on May 5, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

no room for doghouses in the land of mediocrity. Although you’ve banished Bowker, and I’d at least like him taking starts from DeRosa sometimes.

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 5, 2010 4:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

That remains an open question.

Bowker’s ability, that is. I will say this: while I am definitely in the non-believer camp about Bowker, what they’re doing to him is awful. If he can’t play, give up on him and trade him to somewhere where he can start afresh; if he can, what is the point in giving him 2 PAs a week (or whatever it is)?

The problem, of course, is that they’ve painted themselves into a corner now that Schierholtz seems to be doing well. It’s hard enough (especially for dimwits) to give four OFs fair playing time each: with 5, it is almost impossible, with the best of will and wit. Either everyone is playing 60% of the time, or someone is playing less than half time, which makes it impossible (for most men) to produce up to capabilities. And at 1B, there is already the LH-hitting Huff. And there’s no where else to put a LH thrower.

Who could Bowker displace? Huff? No, because then there’s no place for your shiny, new acquisition. Schierholtz? Not while he’s batting as he is. Rowand? Theoretically possible by bumping Schierholtz to CF, but that’s not going to happen, either. DeRosa? The likeliest candidate, but again there’s that new-acquisition issue; yes, DeRosa can play elsewhere, but the middle infield is already over-crowded, and Panda’s got 3B locked down.

Either Bowker at age 26 is doomed to occasional PH roles, or he is trade bait (but what is his market value? probably very low).

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by owlcroft on May 5, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

This was really a complete team victory. That’s what makes it so awesome.

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by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Add to the list, Nate, Uribe, TIMMY, even a little bit of Bengie.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson pitched quite well too

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by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he was amazing.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he did a good job making up for last time. "DON’T WORRY GUYS, I GOT THIS.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

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by timmeh on May 5, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Downs and Schierholtz early.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

jponry likes this

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by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

We agree on something!

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by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

consults the book of laws

Nope, whoever liked it first is going to get to like it. The next person has to dislike it, regardless.

by speckops on May 4, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like trolleys

hence, I hate those who successfully dodge them. I want the trolleys to run them down.

by wcw on May 4, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your Book Of Laws Was Written By Tommy Lasorda

Therefore I will continue to disobey it every chance I get.

by giantsrainman on May 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I pulled it directly from the Book of Armaments. So it’s basically canon law.

by speckops on May 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YOU SUCK KERSHAW, Rec'd

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ker-plop

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilriv must be devastated.

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLgers

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on May 4, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jiminez cy young is inevitable

Nooo tim pitch betterer if that is even possible.

by waffles on May 4, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

lol um no

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s May 4th.

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by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should be saying that to EVERY BASEBALL FAN

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Just wait until he has one of those mile-high 2 IP 6 ER specials

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by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even last night

he pitched well, but threw like 2 billion pitches.

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t the Giants knock him out of a game pretty early last season at AT&T?

by kdl on May 4, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two of his three losses since end of August were by the Giants. One of them he got outdueled, and the other he got lit up.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

They lerned me gud

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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

they teachd me the reedin buks

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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Family guy reference FTW

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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

rightside up? or upside down?

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by Merope on May 4, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Silly waffles

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by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, what happened to Halladay? Wasn’t it given to him on Opening Day? You can’t take it back!

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by timmeh on May 5, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll do it

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by Useful_Idiot on May 4, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/trying to hold back criticisms….

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

FP's pretty cool I gayass

Drops names, ordinary analysis

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by SabeanMetrics on May 4, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAAAAH BAAAABYYY

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

and called him ron uribe…You stay classy San Francisco?

by Artimus Clyde on May 4, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If anyone on this team has mojo, it’s Juan Uribe.

gif plz

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m a big fan of the Aaron Rowand right now

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by Useful_Idiot on May 4, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

just wait till tomorrow

by sfoakbay on May 4, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ENJOYED THE WAY THAT GAME UNFOLDED!

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I APPROVE OF THE INCREASE IN WINNING PERCENTAGE!

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by natteringnabob on May 5, 2010 4:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

The boos on Ramirez' homerun were almost as loud as the cheers

Giants fans FTW!

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

More like

Lack of Marlin fans FTW!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even the Marlins fans wanted Lincecum to shut out the Marlins with 20 K’s.

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by rxmeister on May 4, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

we enjoyed the dude

in the red shirt behind the plate that kept yelling “Let’s Go Giants!” loud enough to be heard in the broadcast booth.

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by natteringnabob on May 5, 2010 4:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jon being Jon.
Jon doing work.

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

that rowand HR call..

he hits it.. it’s going back… well, let’s see.. yes, it’s gone

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by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Jon’s call

“Eehhhhh let’s see, he might have done it…”

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by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess he has a home run!

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The TEAL(!) Seats

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by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

as any baseball fans knows if you reach the teal seats, that’s a big fly

by kezargiants on May 4, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

TEAL SEAT SHOT.

That call made me laugh. He was just as stunned as us

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of liked Kuip’s call better.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm waiting for the video to be posted so I can hear it

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s up on MLB 2010 already.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

/goes to get phone

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you want a chuckle

and have mlb.tv, you should go listen to the highlights of the Hanley/Uggla home runs. They are seriously the worst calls I have ever heard. Its like Florida let some high schoolers drink a case of red bull and announce their game

by Rdubya on May 4, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

That was the last give away… Every fan that went to their last day game won the chance to be an announcer for a day.

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by Merope on May 4, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

We let ours drink a case of Coors, at least

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by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon Miller is cool

Calls games and doesn’t afraid of anything

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by RDreamer on May 4, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

You're right, HE IS COOL

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is awesome.

I’ve gotten mlb.tv this season, and the one thing I miss is Jon Miller’s radio calls. He is really fun to listen to, more so than K&K in my opinion.

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by neurofarm on May 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

no doubt. I was in the yard listening to the game, cutting up limbs, so it was a pleasure to hear Miller, especially.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you a doctor too?

I thought cornball and rxmeister were the only sawbones here.

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by natteringnabob on May 5, 2010 4:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

AND IT’S A A-BOMB FOR A-ROD

by sfoakbay on May 4, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excited that Dreamy got the win, but can I say how nails Mota was in that last inning? Wow.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota nails

a quip is to be said here

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by SabeanMetrics on May 4, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. I’m starting to think that he might be legit this season. Just a little bit.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eight pitches, eight strikes

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by rxmeister on May 4, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Omar pitched?

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh indeed.

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: 30 for 30 tonight means I never have to watch Invictus

by DFARowand on May 4, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah

you should. It’s good, other than Damon’s “accent”

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You really thought that was good? Probably one of the most boring movies I’ve seen in a while.

by randolphforpresident on May 4, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT from the OT

Can we call a truce?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahah sure.

I pledge to let the season play out before passing judgment on Romo. Good game or bad.

by DFARowand on May 4, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I pledge to ignore anti-Romo comments.

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by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I pledge to direct my anger towards Eugenio Velez

by DFARowand on May 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something upon which we can all agree!

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by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

PREDICTABLE

Am I doing it right?

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: holy shit Jason Vargas 7 K’s through 4.1 innings

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

i hope he gets 14 Ks

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope he bursts into flames.

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope… well, that’s not very nice natto, if i had the power, i’d warn you right now

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you burst into flames!

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Pika's beer bursts into flames!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flaming Moe’s!

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re called Flaming Homers!

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by theghostofjasonellison on May 4, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEN I'D BE ON FIRE!!!

and the ladies do agree with this

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

immolation ftw

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by natteringnabob on May 5, 2010 4:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

ARGH

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by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

MF"N DIRTBAG!

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by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

My old college roommate and I would golf with him in Apple Valley. Pretty cool guy

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by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And ironically came up with the Marlins. Was later traded from NYM to SEA in the Putz trade

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by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You said “Putz” hehehe

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by Merope on May 4, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That trade was crazy

IIRC there were 12 players involved, 7 going to the Mariners

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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think another Dirtbag, Jeremy Reed, was also involved in that trade.

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by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you're right

where did he sign this offseason…Astros on a minor league deal?

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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

reed is a Blue Jay with FLEW

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, thanks

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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim had 7 through 2 tonight.

by Into the Void on May 4, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not saying he'll beat him, just saying it's pretty fuckin good

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo still tossing frisbees?

Now if we can scoop of the oil our luck will be REALLY good this week

by wilriv21 on May 4, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Cmon rockies

help a team out, you scrubs

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

no

rockies > padres

#itsmaycomeon

by mlb22 on May 4, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

TORTURE!!!

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by Merope on May 4, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants baseball: Torture

lol

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by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I think we have a new MCC tagline

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by RDreamer on May 4, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's Kuiper's new thing

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

when Romo gave up that 3 run homer and I switch it to the sharks and see they are losing 3-1 I was thinking about how much alcohol would make me forget this night but luckily

giants win 9-6!!
sharks win 4-3!!!
:)

by 49erEmpire on May 4, 2010 8:24 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

booooo

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by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

-1

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

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by jctGamer on May 4, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shanghai Sharks. It’s the team Yao Ming used to play for before he played in the NBA.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on May 4, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I’d like to thank both teams for waiting to win their games until I could get to the car to listen to the finales of both.

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by Merope on May 4, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, sharks?

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by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HOPE THE BLACKHAWKS WIN, so i can see Chicago Vs. San Jose if the sharks beat Detroit

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no way Detroit wins 4 in a row. Sharks got this.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST SAYING, i don’t (nor do i ever) want to sound too sure about something

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell that to the Caps… weren’t they up over Montreal 3-1?

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by Merope on May 4, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

says the fan of the 2004 Yankees

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by RDreamer on May 4, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

/gives game ball to Ortiz

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy hell -- who are you and what sporting world do you live in?!?

You’re going to incur the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing!

by Every6thDay on May 4, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude, it’s the sharks. even if the win the series, i’ll still be worried that the avalanche are going to beat them

by sfoakbay on May 4, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want Vancouver to win, better matchups, and less travel involved..except for luongo.

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by Merope on May 4, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT MEROPE!!!! I WANNA SEE THEM PLAY IN CHICAGO!!!!

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Won’t you be home for the summer by then? You can see them play in SJ…

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by Merope on May 4, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually, i didn’t tell you this, i’m gonna stay out here until June, then drive back to the Bay Area around June 10th or so, got my friends out here, so what’s the rush, you know?

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, well, whatever’s most convenient for you then…

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by Merope on May 4, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, i mean, Chicago’s not playing very well at all, and neither is Vancouver

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

how the hell is a college student going to afford playoff tickets?

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

k, you know man! SHUT THE HELL UP! i actually have family up in Detroit, and friends in Chicago, so all i have to pay for are tix

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s 2010, dude. collich students are the rich ones, now.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

being a broke college student, i beg to differ ha

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/defaults_on_student_loan

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by bgunn on May 4, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

/knows about my issue with student loans

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG I'M RICH!!!! UR RIGHT

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lies.

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s hilarious.

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by jponry on May 4, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

collich?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must go to Stanford.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

excuse me.

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by jponry on May 4, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH SNAP

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re excused.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD, you just started shit

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

this shit is gonna roll

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

just like what the dung beetles do

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

who’re you calling a dung beetle?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU CHUMP!

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU ARE SMALL!!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm 6'3 250 dude, let's rumble

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

6’2", 140 lbs. IT’S ON, BITCH! U DED DAWG

by speckops on May 4, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Skinny

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn, lose some weight chubs

by Into the Void on May 4, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t think 240-250 is that fat actually

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might be 135 lbs right now.

by speckops on May 4, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

5’2", 80 lbs!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

4’3" 450 oz.

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eugenio?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOAR LIKE SINGLE CELLED AMIRITE?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH U DED DAWG, LETS DO IT

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUDE I WILL FIGHT YOU RIGHT NOW

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

do itttttttttttt

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Such a Stanford thing to do. Why dont you just pay someone to fight me?

Im all about the peace and love, man.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

peace, love, and insults.

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gotta have some fun.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

And burning down the chancellor's house

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by grape on May 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, that was not me.

That was my sister.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CAL

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The most LOL is that

Fees were raised higher for Public Health and Social Work students than for Law or MBA.

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by grape on May 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL CAL INDEED, FUCK CAL

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought we were friends

:(

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

we are, i’m just not a huge fan of CAL, sorry bro, i respect em, but i hate Stanford, and Cal, in fact the entire PAC 10, howtheyscored can hate me too, don’t care. I’m a fan of the Big East, WAC, and MAC

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAC over Pac-10… interesting…

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moraga St Mary’s boy.

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty much

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

St. Mary’s is in the WCC

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on May 4, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEP

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, i have no idea then

/cardinal fan

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I root for Stanford too

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on May 4, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

FEAR THE TREE

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT

by speckops on May 4, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dunno why i'd want to have that happen to me

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well you meet a girl in the end so, theres that.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

i met a girl, she’s from Cleveland tho

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well thats not a very small town.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ummmm…. Hudson, OH?

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like it.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, place has nothing

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Small town girls!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate you.

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by Viliphied on May 5, 2010 2:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

HE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING AN-EE-WHERE

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dislike just about every team in the Pac-10 that’s not Stanford. Otherwise, it’s WAC and WCC all the way for me.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEA

you and me are friends

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

/high five

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEA IMAGINARY HIGH FIVE

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I almost committed to St. Mary's

I would’ve gone there if they had my major. I’m going to UOP instead. LOL Stockton

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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, hey, as long as you’re successful with your major!

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on May 4, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I actually liked the SMC campus more

but I want to the sports management major so…went to UOP

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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

smc is too small for me, i’d go insane there

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by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

SMC is bigger than my school. O___O

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

my school is 1.5x times the size of SMC so i can deal w/ it

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by LincecumFTK on May 5, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I guess I’m just used to being in tiny schools.

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tiny schools!!!

they’re not that bad… at miami it’s like 15,000

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by PiKAgiant on May 5, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I've gone to small schools all my life

and I got rejected by 2 large schools (UCLA & Texas)

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by Gobroks on May 5, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

You want to be the future Scott Boras or Drew Rosenhaus, eh?

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by SFGuy on May 4, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The opposite

I want to be Brian Sabean…except, you know, good at being a GM

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by Gobroks on May 5, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll need a Theo Epstein education.

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by SFGuy on May 5, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's amazing the disparity in education for GM's now

Epstein=Yale grad, passed the BAR on his 1st try

Sabean=HS degree

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by Gobroks on May 5, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

As I said, you’ll need a Theo Epstein education.

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by SFGuy on May 5, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or he could just continue to watch the Giants and say to himself, “Don’t have guys like Velez on the team.”

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ahah, dude, I almost went to UOP.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it's pretty cool

The worst part is that it’s in Stockton, but at least I can see Ports games in August & April.

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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I live about 45 minutes away from Stockton, so I know how that sucks. But the minor league games is a plus, especially when the SJ Giants visit.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, I love watching the SJ Giants

And the one good thing about Stockton is that it’s close to Modesto, so if the ports are out of town I can see the Nuts play.

On an unrelated note I think the Nuts franchise should move to Dixon because I R 5

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by Gobroks on May 5, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s one of the few things about the valley that I like — there’s a lot of minor league games to watch.

And, dude, I really want to see that happen.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

as long as you hate Stanfurd

you’re doing it right.

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 5, 2010 4:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Psh, man, I ain’t rich.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

but...

I ain’t po
I got dough.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on May 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go sit in your tree.

by speckops on May 4, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Luongo is a beast. Also, I love me some Sedin(s).

Also Vancouver is >>>> Chicago.

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by grape on May 4, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’re up 3-0 now…
I’m sure the Detroit fans are all belly-aching about the officiating, for whatever reason.

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by Merope on May 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

im a wings fan and im not. im complaining about our lack of defense all year.

by mlb22 on May 4, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

nobody cares about hocky

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by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO WATCH SOME MORE GOLF OR BASEBALL, SOMETHING BORING

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

or soccer
or women basketball
or cricket

by wilriv21 on May 4, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Iknorite hockey is boring

/closet Avs fan

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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

my whole side of my moms family are all Detroit fans, and THEY ARE PISSED

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but we have no excuse for blowing a 2 goal lead in the third period. none. or the first goal allowed. none.

by mlb22 on May 4, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

EXACTLY, especially this game, AND AT HOME

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

we sucked at home most of the year. it was inevitable after game 2 that this series was over.

by mlb22 on May 4, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

alcohol just enhances the wins

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on May 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You wouldn’t know

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes I would

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on May 4, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh really? how dude?

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are you asking me?

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on May 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DONNO! SOMETHING THAT INVOLVES YOU ACTUALLY DRINKING HEAVILY

help me out here

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

strange exchange going on here

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by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on May 4, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't care?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not heavily. I’m not out to steal your crown or anything

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on May 4, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEA, GOOD!!!!!! i'm the king around here...

actually i don’t give a shit

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should see a doctor about that.
or eat more fiber…

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by Merope on May 4, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of bread and fiber are taken for sure, i’m smart about it

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drinking's ridiculous

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

These things are related

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shoudl i join the KNBR aftershow?

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would pay $64.95 to see that

by sfoakbay on May 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ur on pal

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

can i get a special discount?

by sfoakbay on May 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

not for bein a kid this time

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what else was awesome about this game? Velez came up with the bases loaded and made a total ass of himself… And it didn’t cost us anything.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn – glad I missed that (had to eat dinner).

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by can of corn on May 4, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Four pitch AB with three ugly hacks.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. DFA.DFA.DFA.

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by can of corn on May 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rhymes with "Beat LA."

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were pretty brutal about on the radio broadcast. Something along the lines of “He swung at that after it had already hit the catcher’s glove.”

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by Merope on May 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez gave Mota the SAVE

Teamwork!

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by hokysmksbw on May 4, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it was Bochy who made a total ass of himself that AB. Velez looked exactly the same as he did the previous 100 AB he took on the right side (completely hopeless). It was Bochy who decided t was a good idea to send him up there.

"Don't wear socks in the rain."

by cybermaldonado on May 4, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. Ishikawa is better against lefties. Just because a guy can switch-bat doesn’t mean he can switch-hit.

by Grant Brisbee on May 4, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed
Seriously. Ishikawa is better against lefties. Just because a guy can switch-bat doesn’t mean he can switch-hit

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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez hits right-handed off LHP, therefore he can hit them well.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCIENCE!

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 5, 2010 2:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

also

this is why you walk Huff to get to Uribe. Marlins scouting FTW!

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"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 5, 2010 4:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was very amused by the Marlins

who twice in the game, intentionally walked a worse hitter to get to a better one.

They walked Huff to get to Uribe
Then they walked Molina to get to Huff.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 5, 2010 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

And yet, Molina is hitting ahead of Huff, who is hitting ahead of Uribe.

BORK!

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by Solidarity on May 5, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love Kuiper

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

torture

giants baseball is making me a masochist

by natey-nate on May 4, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet!

go for a walk, come back—Giants win!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Who

just said “I like happy endings” on the post game? Flem?

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip: “I like happy endings”

Kruk: “Got ’im”

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Miller

is the only guy who can say “that great RBI guy” and I won’t get upset.

<3 u, JM

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on May 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I had the same thought.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip: “I was tired and I didn’t do anything.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS!

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by can of corn on May 4, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Picking Molina, booooooo.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Heh heh lookin’ to jerk.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

ummm....

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey Huff's reputation has proceeded him

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K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you looked at this team

you’d think we have a closer by committee..Wilson is about to lose his saves lead

by kezargiants on May 4, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope they lose 25-0.

by Into the Void on May 4, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAKE THAT 50-0

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WILRIV

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda Express?

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are Ninjits, but they prefer to be called Minjuhs.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Rec'd

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

i absolutely love this show

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The image isn’t even a joke. If you squint a little, It legitimately looks like that guy

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Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on May 4, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know! it really does look like the guy, it’s actually funny

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWEET! and where's that

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU LUCKY BASTARD

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

and i dont want to make you even more jealous

but i was in providence to see st marys beat us in the tourny…

(i was in the band so i got to go for free)

by ir1shgiant on May 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHHHH FUCK!!!!!! lol, that is pretty sweet, were you pissed?

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

extremely

but on the 5 hour busride back to Nova we listened to Kansas lose on the radio and everyone was cheering and that lessened the blow a bit….but i would be lying if i said i wasnt glad that the team we lost to was a home town team

by ir1shgiant on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, that is pretty sweet though, you have no idea how happy i was when Mickey Mcconell made that shot

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was super pissed about that

that shouldnt have even had a chance at going in…but i was more pissed that samhan dominated us the way he did…ah well, only one team gets to win the entire thing, and with our recruits im pretty sure well be doin ok the next couple of years

by ir1shgiant on May 4, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was pretty dominant, but got KILLED against Samhan, and i’m so happy though about the fact we actually gained recruits from this… but at least you’ll be better off now, and by the way i think i cried after it since i was just so fucking happy

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Niiiiice.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

They used my sister’s boat for their James Bond boat jump and my brother in law was in the background in a few scenes. Oh the celebrity!

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 5, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

After Uggla’s home run, I was a little mad, but I’m ok now.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on May 4, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

so was frisbee tossing Romo

by wilriv21 on May 4, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm actually concerned in the eyes of the fans Romo == Nuevo Howry

He’s been lights out most of the time, but he’s had some pretty memorable hiccups.

We need to stage our Romosexual sign / shirt PR campaign…

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 4, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I definitely don’t equate Romo to Howry. I was more mad because it feels so unlikely that we will ever hit two 3 run jacks in one game. After the Cards, Phillies, Rockies and even Florida, I have “heart of the order” envy.

"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark

by iammclovin on May 4, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants’ lineup doesn’t need a heart — its gamer gland is humongous.

by Wazl on May 5, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be honest

I just assumed that was the kind of game we would lose.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 4, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Even with a win it sorta feels like a loss

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, this definitely feels like a win.

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by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. Especially that last inning (win the inning, win the game!). Complete and total win.

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by can of corn on May 4, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand hitting a 2 out HR just felt like it was going to be followed by a walkoff in the bottom of the inning

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

On a slider, though a hanger. But a SLIDER nonetheless!

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by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

He laid off of one in his first at-bat today! Then struck out on one later. Then redeemed himself!

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

SMALL VICTORIES!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

BABY STEPS!

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had to watch it on the DVR

and I could not believe it was a slider. I kept rewinding and pinching myself.

by wcw on May 4, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Pictures “Bob” Scott baby stepping to the plate
ha

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by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would explain the poopin’ stance.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure . . .

. . . I’ve ever seen a player have such a great all-round day looking so awful doing it.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on May 5, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was following the game at my daughter's little league game

When I saw 6-6, I gave the Giants about a 30% chance of winning.

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on May 4, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL DODGERS

down 10-0 to the Brewers

by 49erEmpire on May 4, 2010 8:33 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I watched the whole game and waiting to wake up from my dream where Rowand hits a HR in the 9th to save the Giants

by ACgiant97 on May 4, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay we won!

But Romo, ur killin my POKEMONZ!

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 4, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

So, dare I say it

Anyone excited for… Barry day?

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by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I am

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never thought I’d say that

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t say that I’m dreading it.

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by can of corn on May 4, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally.

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

aka Zito de Mayo

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phoenix Suns will be wearing a Los Suns jersey

by wilriv21 on May 4, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s silly.
Do the whole thing in Spanish, or none of it!

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by Merope on May 4, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t they do that for Game 1, too, or…?

I was only paying half-attention to PTI this afternoon.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

109 de Mayo!

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by bgunn on May 4, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see Lincecum partying it up down in Miami for cinco de mayo. He is probably loving the schedule this season.

by cubesonice on May 4, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tempered excitement for me

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there’s still that fear of him returning to 2008 Barry.

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by Merope on May 4, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I want to see a full year of good-ness before I jump on his bandwagon

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K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure, the guy’s a rock

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
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by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shoots Cazadores

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously thought for a moment this referred to some promo with Bonds.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

HERE

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on May 4, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Watching the game highlights on CSNBA. Just saw the Uggla HR, and heard the Marlins’ announcer’s “His Name is Dan Uggla”. Wow, that was awful.

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by can of corn on May 4, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, I was confused about who he was.

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by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would they show Florida’s broadcast in CSN-BA’s set of highlights?

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by SabeanMetrics on May 4, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wondered the same thing. Unless it was to give us a chance to make fun of it.

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by can of corn on May 4, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOOOOOOOOARD!! YES! YES!!!

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worst trademark call in all of baseball (that I know of)

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Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on May 4, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the same one as Cubs win…Cubs win… cuuuuuuuuuubs WIN!

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by Merope on May 4, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, that’s Harry Caray, who is awesome.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YANKEEES... WIN!!!!!!!!

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST ANOTHER HALO VICTORY!

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That one sucks as well

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on May 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE GONE!

ChiSox announcers gotta go!

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its actually worse.

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by say hey nation on May 5, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

yuup just watched the Uggla and Ramirez hr calls on mlb.com. Man the Marlins’ announcers are awful.

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by MetalFaceDoom on May 5, 2010 5:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

talked a LOT of shit about the giants. i happened to be listening on gameday for a few innings- pablo’s weight, timmy being inferior to hanram.

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by SimpleJaquez on May 5, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs #SFGiants Manager Bruce Bochy called Freddy Sanchez today & told him the team expects him to begin minor league rehab assgt. within a week.

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by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL – just saw that and was going to post it.

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by can of corn on May 4, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Fred BORK just checking in BORK can you resume your spot BORK on the team roster BORK

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by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol I wouldn’t have been surprised if they didn’t even have him rehab

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by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This way he has a chance to re-injure himself on his minor league assignment

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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm excited about it

I think Freddy coming back means Velez is gone

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by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I believed that

But I think Downs & Bowker are more likely to go than Velez (unfortunately)

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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m hoping that Downs will stay up. I’d rather keep Bowker over Velez – hopefully Velez’ last few performances will convince the FO to send him away.

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by can of corn on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

two words: Brian Sabean

by sfoakbay on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Downs has played really well so far and Velez… has not.

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by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

hit post too soon

Which gives me hope that the FO will bow to SSS this time (the one time I want to!) and dump Velez.

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by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

(the one time I want to!)

This is me, too.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to believe

but I agree with sfoakbay and Sabean will stick with “the cornerstone”…even though he clearly has no business on a MLB roster

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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

If the FO can accident itself into making the correction decision, I’d still call it a victory.

by Wazl on May 5, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure what role Downs would have after Sanchez comes back.

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by oldjacket on May 4, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Being better than Eugenio Velez”

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by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe Rent. ends up going on the dl? When’s the last time he played?

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by Merope on May 4, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can he play 3rd?

by kdl on May 4, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he can handle any IF position, though he’s scary at short. Plus he can throw mop-up innings if we get into a blow-out (drafted as a pitcher!). But really, unless Rent goes to the DL, Juan Uribe will be getting so many of those ABs that Downs’s main job will be to write Bengie’s blog.

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by oldjacket on May 4, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just goes to show how superfluous Franchez is.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

too true

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by oldjacket on May 4, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really wish we didn’t have either him or Renteria

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by jponry on May 4, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sad that guys bringing in minimum salary are better. Story of Sabean’s life, I guess.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is not where the problems are.

What is notably wrong with the trio of Uribe, FSanchez, and Renteria each playing about 2/3 time? FSanchez would not be on the roster were I given a veto, but he’s there and he’s not going away, and while he’s not the answer to a maiden’s prayer, neither is he awful. The anti-Renteria claque needs to face up to the facts that his career offense has been decent or better for a SS, and his start this season (yes, yes, SSS) is rather better yet.

The problems are Velez, a thorough cancer, ever getting onto the field in any capacity; BM being expected (by them, not us) to finish the year batting (in cleanup, of course) .343 instead of .275 with a walks rate of 8% instead of 4%; and no decent LH bench (neither Ishikawa nor Bowker are the sorts of people that teams going to post-season carry).

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by owlcroft on May 5, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was under the impression that he’s almost exclusively a second baseman now, though I figure he could play 3rd in a pinch.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm pretty sure he played some LF last year

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by Viliphied on May 5, 2010 3:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

right handed utility

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Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?

by kennv on May 4, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know. Downs’ performance in the SSS of his time in the bigs is probably enough for Boch to keep him.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

So they had to call and tell him?

What was he going to do if they didn’t call? Sit on his pile of money and watch the tube?

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I was thinking, too. I guess he was hoping he could stay in Pittsburgh for the whole season?

by kdl on May 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that sounded weird.

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by can of corn on May 4, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs #SFGiants Manager Bruce Bochy called Freddy Sanchez today & told him the team expects him to begin minor league rehab assgt. within a week. Matt Downs be-atch!

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by bgunn on May 4, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lars is gonna owe goofus a beer

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by Goofus on May 4, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if they "tell" him to show up on time =p

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oopfh

Ray Woodson and FP Santangelo?

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by SabeanMetrics on May 4, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

cut velez imo

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 4, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I was on the phone with Mr. Merope…. did Woodson just say there was another incident at a Phillies game?

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by Merope on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

There was.

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was yesterday wasn’t it? it sounded like something else happened tonight [with a fan]

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by Merope on May 4, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

they don’t call in the city of brotherly love for nothing

by sfoakbay on May 4, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

/blows_chunks_on_cop_and_kid

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by bgunn on May 4, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

kid should not be running around where he shouldn’t

by wilriv21 on May 4, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, yes there was.

Starkey on KGO thinks that security at stadiums should arm themselves with nets and scoop the dumbasses up. Sounds like some good entertainment to me.

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by can of corn on May 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The funny thing is i was at CBP

Last summer and it was an extremely tame audience…made almost no noise (didn’t help that it was the 9th game of a 9 game losing streak) and no one was even remotely rowdy….boos for Rollins and Dobbs every at bat but other than that it was a library compared to AT&T.

by kezargiants on May 4, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeremy Hermida plays for Boston? Carlos Gomez is a Brewer? Did I sleep through the offseason?

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by Useful_Idiot on May 4, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gomez for Hardy.

There might have been other players but that was the main trade.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the deal was straight up

I wish we had gotten in on that deal…we have to have someone who is close to being as good as Gomez.

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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez!!

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by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Velez can play CF and 2B…way better than Gomez

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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guess who Hermida was traded for?

Current Marlins lefty Hunter Jones

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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reason #109 why I love Tim Lincecum

He got screwed out of another win today. He was one of the first people out of the dugout celebrating the win.

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by thehavenot on May 4, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes. Not that anyone would accuse him of such, but anyone who thinks Tim only cares about his own stats can suck a duck.

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by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

PETA might not like that.

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by Merope on May 4, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the duck liked it, they probably wouldn’t complain.

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by can of corn on May 4, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about PECOTA?

by speckops on May 4, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too busy imploding over the Dodgers.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about NAMBLA?

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by Johnny Disaster on May 4, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain has rubbed off on him

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by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed
Matt Cain has rubbed one off on him

by speckops on May 4, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aubrey Huff's influence is spreading

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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somewhere, Goofus is smiling.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 4, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not all he’s doing.

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I need a clip of Timmy putting Zito in a headlock. Anyone get it?

by kdl on May 4, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Breaking news: Clayton kershaw is over-rated, incredible outing tonight against the brewers.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 4, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

thats not even news anymore..

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by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell that to ESPN!

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

stupid Pokemonz

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by Swager on May 4, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand got 4 for the catch on Top Plays… sheep were also involved

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by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

He also beat out Uggla’s catch up the middle. This pleases me.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaron Rowand: not completely useless?

by sfoakbay on May 4, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it's just me, but . . .

. . . I can’t help thinking that Torres could have made that catch and still have been able to throw to 3B to possibly stop the runner advance. Not saying so for sure, but that’s what I thought at the time.

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by owlcroft on May 5, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

That ball was a hhelluva catch for anyone

Including Torres. rowand had a great jump and the ball was tailing away. I don’t think any CF makes that catch without grass stains.

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by Goofus on May 5, 2010 6:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

WILLIE MAYS WOULD HAVE CAUGHT IT AND THROWN TO THIRD WITHOUT LOOKING

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by jctGamer on May 5, 2010 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really don’t see that happening

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by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got back from Sharks Euphoria

Best part of the game tonight — Velez having no clue what he is doing at the plate.

DFA THIS MOTHERFUCKER NOW.

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by jctGamer on May 4, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

but who will be the backup backup 2B then?

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by natteringnabob on May 5, 2010 5:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know WINZ don’t matter, but it would be kind of crazy if Zito took over the team lead in wins tomorrow.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

i think the universe would implode

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bring it on.

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by bgunn on May 4, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was out when I heard the score was 1-0 in the fourth. When I got home (sometime past 7:00), I debated whether I should just watch the end of the game live or wait for the full game to be available on Comcast On Demand. I went with the second option, thinking it was probably some low-key 2-1 game.

Really wish I had waited.

by Seasick fish on May 4, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Went with the FIRST option, I mean. I screwed up my own boring story!

by Seasick fish on May 4, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your heart's glad you didn't

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by Viliphied on May 5, 2010 3:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

No way we would have won that game last year

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by heimy25 on May 4, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Heimy! How was your birthday?

by kdl on May 4, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was awesome! Thanks. Did you have fun at the game Saturday?? I was mostly doing stuff for the Cinco De Mayo celebration

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by heimy25 on May 4, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good!

On field photo day was epic, as was Saturday’s game. Loved the Cainer win!

by kdl on May 4, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Cain was awesome. Great pics from photo day!

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by heimy25 on May 4, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks! The only problem with photo day was that it made me like Eugenio Velez. ;)

by kdl on May 4, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

First Urban, now Velez? BANNED!

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by can of corn on May 4, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I know.

I still want Velez to get DFA’d. His personality doesn’t make him a good baseball player.

Urbs can stay though.

/bans self

by kdl on May 4, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Check out the hook why my DJ revolves it…

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by bgunn on May 4, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

run Johnnie run

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by Swager on May 4, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome.

I sing this at karaoke every once and again. Good times.

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by Viliphied on May 5, 2010 3:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

somebody reassure me that this actually happened and wasn’t a figment of my imagination

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

the thing is...

it happened.

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by jponry on May 4, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's all that needs to be known

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hence my sigline.

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

awww…. i wish i had that

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was set up perfectly.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i set it up like that. and then it happened.

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by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You had to be focused to set it up like that. You were focused.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch

Jack Wilson with 3 errors tonight.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL isn't he supposed to be a great defensive SS

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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn. Nice play

Considering the cost, I wish we had gotten him instead of the Mole.

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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, Feldman got his tits lit tonight

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I didn’t know Sweeney could hit home runs.

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by jctGamer on May 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kershaw’s tits make Feldman’s tits look like a candle.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

that doesnt sounds painful or anything

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not like I tied myself up first…

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by bgunn on May 4, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Treasure troll GIS.

by speckops on May 4, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: anybody else having trouble watching videos on CSNbayarea.com?

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

anybody else having trouble, watching videos on CSNbayarea.com

fixed

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

graham, i swear, if you mess with one of my comments one more time

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m curious to know where that threat is going… this is the internet, did you forget that?

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

/chasm, come on dude, if you know Graham and i, you’d know something

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He kinda knows where I live.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

my bad my bad

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

well.... you kinda do too

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im finna come out to Miami!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember, Graham, it’s in Ohio, not Florida.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever

as long as my parents are still in California.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, i'm Moraga when i'm home

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh snap, i’m from concord

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. But Miami sounds more fun. Ive already been to Moraga.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, like i said, i’m chillin out here at Miami with friends and at my apartment for about 3 or so weeks then coming back for summer school June 14, so yea

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 weeks of just chillin?

Yeah, I could go for that.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in this line… Fuck Work, Lets Drink.

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

but you know, you’re right, i might be spoiled in that sense, but don’t mean to get personal, but my dad’s out of work, and we’re living off my mothers benefits, who’s gone, but yea dude, i think what comforts me is the fact i feel lucky. But, i know that after college, i will prove to myself that i’m worth something, you know? Like i’m going to get into a job that i want to get into

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, working fine for me.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

keeps repeating the same video for me for some reason

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

fail city

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

I use camino on a mac, and they’ve never worked for me…

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 4, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you! safari is fuckin up

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ve wanted to see the Lincecum wizard video for a long time now… :(

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 4, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

then try something, anything, else?

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

firefox

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only have Camino and Safari installed. I hate firefox with a passion.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 4, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hate firefox? HA!

What about Chrome?

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on May 4, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I would suggest chrome.

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was an opera user for a while

Firefox is an insanely bloated app. Camino allows me to surf without the fan kicking in… which for some off reason annoys the living piss outta me.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 5, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

chrome is nice and light weight too

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 5, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

this

I used chrome just to try it out for a bit 1.5 years ago. I haven’t gone back since. Toolbars can go fuck themselves.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 5, 2010 4:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was using that for a while (FF has become quite the resource hog on my Mac), but the Mac version was somewhat insufficient. I’m waiting for further development.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 5, 2010 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand’s catch not a Top 4 Web Gem. Of course.

by DFARowand on May 4, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT DID YOU EXPECT

like seriously

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh ESPN how I hate you

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

well duh

Dustin Pedroia had a BB, Jeter had an assist, and Wright hit a HR. No room for Rowand.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dustin Pedroia had a BB, Jeter had an assist took a dump, and Wright hit a HR. No room for Rowand.

fixed

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Lol

Rec’d

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on May 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeter listened to JAMIE LEE CURTIS

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/TMZ’d!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Reyes’s new picture is really weird.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Looking into the future!

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on May 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Egad!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like he was wearing a sleep mask…

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Tool @ Bill Graham Civic 7/12

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on May 4, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

oh yes…. tickets on sale on sunday.

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

how you gonna afford it?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

because im a 31 year old software developer

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet, i'm an up and comer, don't count me out yet dude, geography major

not one of those business folks trying to get a job at a bank

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re also in rare form tonight.

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

i find that to be false

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

being drunk has nothing to do with being in a rare form

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you’re saying you’re well done?

by speckops on May 4, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you like it well done?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cause I do it well.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cause Im well seasoned, if you couldnt tell.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, i couldn't tell

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn. Needz more seasoning.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you were wil for a second.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALRIGHT GRAHAM, i’m actually buzzed right now, and it feels good

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lucky

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Want to rec something?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually

drinking almost helps me think almost, like it gives me things to talk about and shit, it’s awesome, beer might be the best thing ever invented

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Personally, I like electricity.

But beer is good too.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I’m not so much that way about drinking, but other stuff…

“Why do kids do drugs? I don’t know, because they’re awesome?”

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 5, 2010 4:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

you only live once, so have as much fun as possible, who cares what the LOLD people think

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 5, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Graham feels good when you’re buzzed?

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

umm… don’t ask

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Feel how smooth my legs are.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

playoff beard?

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would not end well.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shaved, like, yesterday.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY FUCK YOU

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 5, 2010 6:10 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

WRECKED!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 5, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also -
Tool – $70
NHL playof tickets – $200ish

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

umm, i found tix for 60 or so bucks

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh wow. I thought that they would be more. at least my friends paid more for tickets at the tank for the first round.

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what i thought! i mean, my friend and i went to the final four, like sweet 16, and it was about 600 bucks total, he paid for it all

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, I have bongs older than you.

:~)

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on May 4, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why can’t we not be sober?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on May 4, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sober's an awesome song

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

almost as good as opiate

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 4, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon Belt

1-1, 3 walks, 2 runs scored so far vs Stockton tonight. I know under 100 AB’s isn’t the best barometer but how long can they keep him in San Jose with a line of .400/.494/.643?

by monsterlxe on May 4, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Smoak who?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on May 4, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correa!

/economist subscription FTW

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finished the night with 4 BB!

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on May 4, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

/is DFA'd

SJ needz less mailmen

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 5, 2010 5:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Holy shit LOST

by DFARowand on May 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

No BKV == no interest from me

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

DONT SAY ANOTHER WORD OR I WILL KILL YOU

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gilligan’s high jinx ruined their plans to get off the island.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on May 5, 2010 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

those damn coconuts

just don’t hold up as batteries

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 5, 2010 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

won’t that show die?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure

But it will come back to life eventually.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

i could’a sworn there was a big “last Lost” just a couple months ago, no?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on May 4, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

im gonna laugh when

the last 30 seconds of the entire show is the entire cast waking up before the crash even happens and the whole this is/was a dream

by ir1shgiant on May 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

They already did that. Thats a subplot of the new season.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on May 4, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It made me sad. :(

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on May 4, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m about to start S5 but I got kind of spoiled for tonight’s episode and now I’m sad :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just finished S5

Didn’t enjoy it as much as S4, the final episode was neat though with the secondary main plot of the person who wasn’t really himself arranging the death of another person who may or may not really be a person.

by paboperfecto on May 5, 2010 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Open Padres-Rockies sub thread

Tied in the bottom of the 9th, Padres batting

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

leadoff hitter walks

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

suck vs suck

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on May 4, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

bunted the runner over

Eckstein coming up to bat

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

when i see eckstein, i still think angels

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think of demons.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think of missed opportunities for abortions

by Into the Void on May 4, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eckstein flies out

AdGon up to bat, but there’s a base open

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants should have a first baseman like Gonzalez…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t even compare those two

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably better than what we have right now though.

by speckops on May 4, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

why do we have to settle for less? we had Willie fuckin’ McCovey and Will fuckin’ Clark

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

True, I’m pretty sure they’d be better than Huff even right now.

by speckops on May 4, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

but… gun show!

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff seems to have upped his game on this last homestand

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

.373 wOBA!

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by Viliphied on May 5, 2010 4:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Positive UZR!

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by Viliphied on May 5, 2010 4:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

AdGon sounds like a pop-up blocker.

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by bgunn on May 4, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Headley singles

Padres win! Whoooo.

Suck it Purple Row.

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except the Padres are in first place……

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was watching via the Padres TV. Tony Gwynn sure tries really hard to be objective when doing game with his son playing.

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by SFGuy on May 4, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

stands in line.

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was fun.

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by groug on May 4, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you referring to the baseball game that was played earlier today? If so I concur that it was quite exhilarating.

by Into the Void on May 4, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Havent heard that…

/self_burn

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by bgunn on May 4, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

till the end of time

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by AXmrdrir on May 4, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL TASERED GUYS ARE FUNNY!!! LOL

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

but seriously

the dude was an idiot

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, too, but this is a big precedent, these taser guns in public

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

i mean, i feel bad for the dude, but the guy was dumb for even pulling a stunt like this

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s not without fault. but, what if you’re caught in a crowd and the cops are dispersing everyone so you run, get the hell out of there, and get tased?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

what does that have to do with what actually happened? Very different circumstances.

by Into the Void on May 4, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

When the police says “Get down” you get down. When you run, you are asking for it. I have no problem with that guy getting tased.

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by jctGamer on May 4, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, i agree with into the void, that’s a totally different circumstance…. i have heart for dudes that get tased, because a guy here at school died from it, that’s only due to the fact he got tased in the chest

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s also extremely undignified, all the way around. still, that guy was an idiot.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i mean, fact is, and you can agree with this, the dude walked away unharmed

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently, there’s a lot of variability in the gun, the settings, the “application”…..

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m gonna end it there, you know there’s no room for this, right?

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s also extremely undignified

The tasing or the moron running onto the field?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on May 4, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s a reflection on our humanity

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

So we should dignify the guy?

I’m not sure what you’re trying to say here. It was a quick, effective way to end the disturbance.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on May 4, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ever see how livestock is put down? do we want to see humankind treated like animals? Why am I having to explain this?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 5, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. They should have beat his ass with baseball bats

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by Giant among Angels on May 5, 2010 5:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah that’s the fucked up thing. People can die from it.

by Into the Void on May 4, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

people can die from alot of things

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

ARE WE GONNA HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN!!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

just cause he got tased in the chest? oh, the biggest target on a person… worse than an arm or leg, better than the face.

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by kennv on May 4, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The dude got tased in the chest because he was huge and was fighting with another guy apparently, it was pathetic the way the cops handled it, the guy also had a heart problem, so he died of a heart attack. But it was pathetic the way it was handled

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, that was the smart Phillie fan.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on May 4, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

DONT TASE ME BRO

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

reminds me of this screen grab I took:

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that LaToya Jackson?

by Into the Void on May 4, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yes. it’s from some reality show a while back.

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say that looks like Bengie, except he’s actually running.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on May 4, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALL LOOK SAME

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

whatta douche-nozzle

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

would love rectum faces face on this tool

by ACgiant97 on May 4, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This taser thing just coming on the local KTVU news. I havent seen it on video, only stills.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on May 4, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently it happened again tonight…news is still teasing the story.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on May 4, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Further proof

 that It’s Always Sunny is a documentary about Philadelphians.

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by troymccluresf on May 5, 2010 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

yay Brewers

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by O R They? on May 4, 2010 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

wut?

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beat LA

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

here here

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

there, there…

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on May 4, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

their, they're

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

here hear

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

where wear

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's cool i think

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

/hits subject line

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is this Bieber dude? I saw the Dog-ears billboard, but am not up on my tween-stars…

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on May 4, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a dude who sings like a chick.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

And became popular cause of it.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

ur a chick, so he sings like you?

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

how you’re just being childish. =)

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea… i’ll start acting mature

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m an alto, so, no.

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh shit

and i was soprano in choir

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meadow Soprano, I assume?

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

look, i wasn't as lucky as turtle in Entourage

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, dude?

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know, huh

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

about Meadow, I mean

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry, tenor

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, that makes more sense.

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea

for some reason that made no sense, i still sing on occasion, love it, Michael Buble type talent

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice. I used to do musical theater, but I quit and I still sing for fun. Michael Buble’s pretty cool, though.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gleek.

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by bgunn on May 4, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually that’s awesome, yea i didn’t get into that, i was more singing and shit, but yea, i just sing to any song possible, friends get pissed off at that

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, for the most part, I hated dancing. I just liked being part of the ensemble and singing. I sing in the car a lot and people get pissed at me, lol.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, pretty much me, like if i sing in the car i get bitched at, but fuck it, i got the stereo on now, just chillin, and rockin out. But like being apart of the ensemble in choir was SO MUCH FUN, got to sing, hang with friends, and just chill

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

foreals, man. that’s one of the reasons I stuck around the theater for a while. the backstage drama was shit, but singing and chillin with friends was the best.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly, for future reference, if you want to do that in college, go for it, it might actually help ya. I chose not to only because of the time it was at (7-9 on mondays)

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ve been looking into that. Like, an a capella group or something.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, why not?

if you have fun with it, fuck it. Plus, you’ll have fun with them on the weekends along with your Freshman group of friends you’ll make, you know?

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, exactly.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

you two should start a band- a cappella Justin Bieber covers!

by Into the Void on May 4, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never even listened to one of his songs.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

BABY BABY BABY OH

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhh…?

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's a song

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Bieber song?

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea... just don't get involved...

like i’ve said, the only song where Bieber is involved is “Young artists for Haiti” by K’naan

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No really though, people hate him.

Look at these Facebook Groups

http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/pages/God-if-you-give-us-back-2pac-you-can-have-Justin-Bieber/120360784647285?ref=ts

http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/pages/Can-Patrick-Star-Get-More-Fans-than-Justin-Bieber/317235925899?ref=ts

http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/pages/I-hate-Justin-Bieber/214246820604?ref=ts

http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/pages/We-only-need-5000000-guys-to-join-to-vote-Justin-Bieber-out-of-our-gender/314500659061?ref=search&sid=1080495893.3581644036..1

Its kinda fucked up.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is sad.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually made a group called “I am indifferent towards Justin Bieber” because all that shit was annoying me so much.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I need to join that.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit, nothing comes up when I search for it.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t find it either…

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 4, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm. Maybe I deleted it cause It only had like 2 fans.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it ‘Feeling Indifferent About Justin Bieber’?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 4, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. I must have deleted it. Is there on of those though?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah – 6 people.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 4, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find this quote from MGL hilarious
[Justin Bieber] actually does a pretty good job considering that he can’t really sing a lick (for a professional at least).

Link

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by baetown415 on May 4, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hza_5WtJq8g

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by Viliphied on May 5, 2010 4:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

check out yotube. He’s like a young Frank Sinatra.

by Into the Void on May 4, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, right

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

then all of the McCoven would be forced to support them..

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

which would lead to chaos, hence, the tasered-in a-crowd scenario i was mentioning…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously lol

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

sings about love. and hes like 12. lol @ 12 year olds being in love

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

is love different between the ages of 12 and 21?

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was in love when I was 12. things were so much simpler back then.

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

when i was 12, i was in love…..with baseball!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

At 12...I actually had an interesting relationship with baseball

it came during the second reign of the Marlins good-ness, which of course sucked.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

saw him on SNL; it was pretty weird

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

the classroom skit was pretty funny though.

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turn this green.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beautiful.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine if this were Timmeh

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd rather not

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

EXACTLY!!!!!

always thinkin for urself! kidding

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flatline.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on May 4, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppppppppppp

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on May 4, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: What is actually worthy of a “rec” here because i’ve never gotten one

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

You’ve gotten 9 recs.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

wait

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

BULLSHIT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Never enough to turn a comment green, but you’ve gotten 9 recs.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that something only mods can see?

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You have to pay extra to see it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

weak sauce

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Just paypal $19.99 to me and you can do it too!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

i’d rather watch Velez attempt to play baseball

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You’re missing out!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You're a masochist (Sp?) then

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently yes i am a masochist ftwc

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay then

But, just so you know watching Velez requires you to watch Velez

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m being ripped off. I’m paying $29.99 per month and I see nothing.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on May 4, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait....

you have to pay money? OMG

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO ME NEXT!

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

TW..

nah.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Over or under Pika’s total?

Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 4, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

UNDER

cuz he sucks

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet he’s got a good 18 or 19.

Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 4, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the hell, I’ll bite.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on May 4, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

over

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH HELL

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

whatever, didn’t you beat me for RoY?

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh that’s it ringleader, i’m beating you for the dude that talks about nonsense throughout everything here, since i obviously talk about nothing that has to do with the giants half the time

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just half the time?

HAAAA, joking of course

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 4, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

O_O

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

want to say something here?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

how many?

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

so i never get to find out how many recs ive gotten?

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 5, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

ME TOO!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 4, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

total or on one comment?

by Into the Void on May 4, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

total

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

wow… wonder what for… guess alcohol makes you forget things

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

lots of times

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

wreck'd

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 5, 2010 4:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH SHIT

what will it take to get a rec?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your awesome

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is mine, and don’t you forget it.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 4, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

PISS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

HERE’S YOUR DAMN REC, OKAY.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

/flagged

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 5, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

i'll flag you down

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by PiKAgiant on May 5, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've rec'd all the cursewords

this one is perilously close to green…

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 5, 2010 5:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just can’t be the first person to give you a green comment, sorry.

by paboperfecto on May 5, 2010 7:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Quick

Love song suggestions. But like stupid ones, in a good way.

So far I have

Just a Friend
Everytime We Touch
Love in This Club

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 11:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I WANNA MAKE LOVE IN THIS CLUB!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 5, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

K Graham, since you hate the music i like, i'll help you out

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suggestions?

School appropriate

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

aight, one sec

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

For your prom?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 4, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. No time to explain. Just suggest.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm

How about this?

Or this?

Or this?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 4, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

possibly Heaven? DJ sammy

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

How could I forget!

Dont Stop Believin!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 4, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

good point

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't Stop Blyleven

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 4, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hooked on a Feeling

the Hasselhoff version.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always and Forever

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Truly Madly Deeply

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on May 4, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh!

Never Gonna Give You Up

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 4, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Together Forever

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a video where I can see the artist singing this song...

I don’t think I’ve ever seen one

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 5, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

aw man

was SO expecting this to be a link to something else

/disappointed

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 5, 2010 4:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Along with those

I guess “the way you are” by timbaland?

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Your Eyes!

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 5, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

everything i do, i do it for yoooooooooooooooou

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 5, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

laaaaaaaaaaaaayla, you got me on my knees

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 5, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t care who you are,
where you’re from,
what you did,
as long as you love me

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 5, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

PIKA GETTING MAD! FUCK IT I’M USING MY NICKNAME, GUUT GETTING MAD!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 11:36 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Dude

In all seriousness, what’s wrong?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 4, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hobbes is the man!

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s like that episode of Seinfeld, where George get’s mad… actually that’s every episode

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hobbes FTW

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on May 4, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s sweet how you are always the peace-maker :)

It's MAGIC inside!

by GiantsBabe on May 5, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha I just wanted to use that picture

But thanks anyway :-)

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 5, 2010 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

even though there are words other than profanity in this post

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 5, 2010 5:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shift+A

Wow, what a game. Upset that Timmy did not get his W again. But was very encouraged by the team not giving up or rolling over (minus Velez).

Stupid Rockies can’t do anything right.

Yay Sharks.

good night for Bay Area Sports.

Also the Dodgers lost. WAKKA WAKKA!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 4, 2010 11:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d still rather have the Rockies lose than the Padres. This MAY change if the standings remain the same through August. However I can’t blame the Rockies considering what SD did against us.

by paboperfecto on May 5, 2010 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't see the entire game

Did Kruk or Kuip (or both) mention Ernie Harwell? Other broadcasters did.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on May 5, 2010 12:34 AM PDT reply actions  

john miller got an ipad

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 5, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

He couldn’t use it during the game and he wasn’t sure why. He also gave his daughters the Mandarin version of the instruction manual to try to figure it out.

by superk1ng on May 5, 2010 5:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I missed the game because i was performing PCR on Shark DNA, but I kept checking the scores on my phone.

It was the most stressful experience EVER.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 5, 2010 3:13 AM PDT reply actions  

That’s weird. I was leaving DNA on Shark PCR at the same time.

by Grant Brisbee on May 5, 2010 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

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