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It would be preferable that the Giants win this game.
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OT for the sharks
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Time to score Giants
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I blame xanthan if we lose!
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If this goes 20+ innings
will we have a Pokemon Pinball thread?
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Pokemon Puzzle League
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
who pitches next?
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Velez
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He’ll get you with his VROOOOOMball.
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem
by rightcenterfielder on May 4, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
OT - While watching this game, I forgot to feed my kids
To be fair, they didn’t remind me.
So now I’m slapping together some mac ’n cheese from a box for them. Which they seem to think is a special treat.
/parent of the year
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I had to get my brother to walk the dog
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m about to ask my brother to make me a sandwich.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
i’m off to walk Ernie Banks.
/dvr time
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, if a sixteen month old can't remind you that he's hungry, he deserves to miss a few meals
That’s what I’ve always said
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: OT in Detroit
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
I’ll be in Detroit next Monday
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Either way, if the series is over, fuck it, i hope the sharks play in Chicago next
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
C’mon, Juggernate. XBH!
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I gotcha
and I believe the same.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 4, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
NO
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
no
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
LOL Kruk
Saying Nate has power.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 7:16 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Badenhop is a funny name.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
gang
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Take another pitch, Matt.
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I told you.
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That was a shitty at bat
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He worked 7 or 8 pitches. That’s far from shitty.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
3-0 to strikeout is shitty, esp when you swing at a pitch under your armpits on 3-1
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I mean we’re not trying to get the starter out of the game anymore here
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
this
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
It wasn’t great, but most plate appearances end in failure. At least he made the pitcher work.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Late innings if an AB where he should have drawn a walk ends in an out, I don’t care if he made the pitcher work.
The pitcher would have worked harder if he’d gotten on base.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It would have been great if he had drawn a walk.
He didn’t. But it wasn’t a terrible AB.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I say again: Giants need to have a permanent take sign on 3-0 and 3-1 counts
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
Wait, Bochy let Bowker stay in the game??
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
apparently he didn't have his chance
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yep
He double switched with DeRosa. I’m shocked too.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 7:19 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I wonder if there is something going on with DeRosa.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I wouldn't be shocked if he hit the DL
…maybe when Sanchez comes back. And just like that Bowker is gone, but hey, at least it’s not Velez.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 7:22 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Bowkermania stumbling aimlessly.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I can haz BowkerMania?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 7:18 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Brett Carroll sez no.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 7:18 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
How come the mic only pick up that one Giant fan?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
He’s the only one in the stadium.
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That's Uribe throwing his voice at the mic
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 4, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Argh.
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Wow, you’re insulting Runzler when Sergio Romo is on the team?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Sergio Romo killed my cat :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
In the way that cretins smile constantly, irrespective of the situation
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Dammit Bowker that was a ball
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
ITT Tech commercial
It’s funny because their profiling a graduate who’s successful and the sailboat their on is rented (you can see the little red rental sign)
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Hey, get a job, rent a sailboat!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Wasn't expecting the Sharks and G's to stretch into the Laker game.
Why do they forsake me with no one playing yesterday, yet two OT’s the night I have an essay!?
Jeaaaggaahh
Yeah, apparently he likes men.
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DAN
FINISH HIM
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LOL Bowker
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Wow. 43.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.
STFD
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 7:23 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
STFD!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Awesome.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I wonder what sort of stories Jon is telling right now.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Cody Ross looks like a keebler elf.
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/imagines Stacy Keibler
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 7:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Double play time
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Sorry about the joke guys
I’m a retard and it’s hot in my house. Sorry again and giants please win for timmy.
stop digging yourself into a hole plz
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Go giants
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THE MAN IS KEEPING WAFFLES DOWN!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I should have known with a crazed lesbian stalker like you.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The comma is your friend.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
THE MIGHTY GRAT XANATHAN NEEDS NO SUCH PUNCTUATION!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I’m trying to decipher this comment.
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Parse Error.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
A cock of Sanchez
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My son: using numbers as verbs
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 7:27 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
get fived!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
That is such a seven kind of move.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Because 7 is prime!
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ruined.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
because GOD IS SEVEN
GOD IS SEVEN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
only if man is 5
and the devil is 6
An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.
Because 7 screwed 6 over.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
New life for sudden death
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK THE WINGS, although my first ever jersey was an Yzerman jersey
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
STFD
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
Runz is looking pretty nasty.
I like it. Best Runz I’ve seen in a while. And since he’s been successful so far, that’s high praise.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I heard Rowand got a home run to tie it? Nice! Go Giants!
Keeping it real. Keeping it fresh. Keeping it real fresh.
well to be fair
timmy gave up one of the three run shots…..but we were 2 innings away from a timmy win…he did have 13 k’s though through 7
Hymns, please
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Danke
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Dan
Make with the finishing and striking out
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He will.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You're welcome.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The more that 2010 Runzler is like 2009 Runzler, the better.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
STFD
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions
OK, time to eat something.
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I FUCKING OVE DAN FUCKING RUNZLER
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
AND LOVE HIM TOO
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Not more than me.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
RALLY VISUAL PUNS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
lolololol
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m about to eat some yogurt.
Yogurt is:
A) Tasty
B) Delicious
C) Best thing ever
Ask me about my blog.
I had some yogurt earlier it was real good.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Raspberry with strawberries and bananas and mixed nuts.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
ACTIVIAAAAAAA
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
YOU’RE POOPIN!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
LOL
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
C
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 7:33 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
im gonna go out on a limb here and say
our pen is gonna have its good stretches and its really terrible ones. I think were in one of those terrible ones
They’e done pretty well the last 3 innings
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Why, is Medders up in the pen?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
comic relief
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
oh you got me!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
If Ramirez keeps playing like this
I don’t think the Marlins will want to deal him for Posey as someone suggested
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
esteal por favor
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Andres the Giant
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I see the problem! Where’s the Panda’s facial hair?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
yeah, cause if it was, i would WIN!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
FAIL BEARDS ARE CUTE, OK?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
You know, I go back and forth on him. I think I’d vote for “handsome” most of the time.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Uhh...hey there
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
How come the nice ones are always…(REASON WHY IT WOULD NEVER WORK)?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Tonight he's great
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Screw holding Cantu on the bag
Send Torres to avoid the DP
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
that's what makes it awesome
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
RALLY PANDA

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Man, I'm really proud of this one
and nothin but crickets. DAMN YOU ALL
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
My knowledge of Fiats is limited.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
it's a fiat panda
and it’s in a rally! It’s a RALLY PANDA!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
i get the joke.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
<3 James May
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
He owns one!
HIGH FIVE, fellow TG watcher!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Channeling my inner McCarver...
“now that were in extra innings, the giants can never be trailing …cause if they are, they lose”
I would think so.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Good call.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Probably
But I’d still rather have a guyy in scoring postion with one out
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
time for a panda bomb
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 4, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions
Is this a real game?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm going with "no", alex
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Marlins announcers say:
Giants on pace for grounding into 209 double plays (174 is MLB record)
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
ugh
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
RALLY FACE PAINTING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
yiiikes
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
SHARKS!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
OT: SHARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I mean, got on BART for two stops, then biked for 20 minutes and it’s still going?
Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.
SHARKS WIN! GIANTS GET A DOUBLE!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
SHARKS WON?! FUCK YEAH.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay Panda!
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Suck it Detroit!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
Wait, is Medders going to close the game?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Wow I'm stupid
I thought Torres scored
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL PREMATURE
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
Yes!
But why couldn’t you score, you fast fuck!?>?!><:?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
My question
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Because he was pinned to first base.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Pablo loves the outside pitch.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Five pick-off moves, one pitch-out.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
EPIC WIN!!!!!!! PANDA AND THE SHARKS
wow that is awesome
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THANK FUCKING GOD
they HAD to win at least one game in Detroit, AND THEY DID
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
How cool would it be to steal home during an IBB?
With the ball coming in slow and the catcher way off the plate
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
has it ever been done?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
I have never wished for a reasonably deep fly out like I am right now.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
Since nothing interesting is going on in this game...
I am going to post the video of the Phillies fan who might have gotten tasered
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riCu3LJOgmk&feature=player_embedded
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Warning: Velez had a bat in his hand in that dugout shot.
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
HUFF!!!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
YEAH BABAY!!!
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HUFF!
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem
by rightcenterfielder on May 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
HUFF!!!!!!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
WHEEEEEEE!!!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
HUFF AND PUFF AND STUFF
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
AUDREY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF
Huff!

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 4, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I AM ENJOYING THE WAY THIS GAME IS CURRENTLY UNFOLDING!!! FUCK YEAH
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Huff!
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
BLOW YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE DOWN
WITH A SINGLE
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
subject line!!!
jk
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
needs more dancing.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
SL

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
JAMIE LEE CURTIS
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
LOL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This is ripe for further photoshopping
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I'm warming up to Huff
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
wait...that didn't come out right
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Aaron Rowand, Juan Uribe, and Aubrey Huff are the heroes thusfar
SABES WUZ RITE
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
McCovens die inside
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 4, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice move walking Molina. I bet not one Giants fan minded that
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
lol them
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I will happily amend my previous statement.
Soul crushing homeruns that lead to losses
Romo- 1
Affeldt- 1
SUCK IT, HATER
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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Velez STILL had a bat in his hand in that dugout shot.
Someone taze him.
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
This is gonna be a fun fangraphs win-percentage thing.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
http://www.fangraphs.com/livewins.aspx?date=2010-05-04&team=Marlins&dh=0&season=2010
thus far
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.
“The Giants are full of professional hitters.” – Marlins announcers
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
You took the words right off of my keyboard
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
They're the same as the 2000 fans that show up.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
LOL
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
In a hyper technical sense
They are, in fact, paid to be hitters and are thus “professional”.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
/breaks something
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 7:46 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Does Tim get the no decision then if we win?
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
he gets one either way
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
hey
don’t dog the newbies
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
to what?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
(i was setting it up)
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THE GUN SHOW, YEAAAAHHHHH
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Glad they didn’t run for Molina there
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
IKR
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JAZZY!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
Pirates > cowboys
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Just stopping by for this

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
lol this game
http://www.fangraphs.com/livewins.aspx?date=2010-05-04&team=Marlins&dh=0&season=2010
Ask me about my blog.
That's insane
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Looks like a chart of the dow from a couple years ago
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
So who pitches the 12th?
Runzler? Mota?…Wellemeyer?
/Intentionally doesn’t mention the gas can
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 7:45 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LOL MEDDERS
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It appears to be Mota
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 7:48 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
yes
because bochy is a fucking moron, that’s why not
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I keep forgetting not to ask dumb questions lol
by Artimus Clyde on May 4, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
There are no dumb questions, just dumb managers
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
anybody feel safe with a two run lead? Unless they can bring Wilson back in, they need more.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
No safety in two runs
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Should have used Velez to run for Beng, not save him to PH for Runz
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
This game needs to be put out of 3-run-dinger range
go nate
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
NATE HITS LEFTIES
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
STAY HOT, NATE
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This would be a pretty good inning to win, yes.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
That’s him expressing his barely concealed rage if they don’t.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Kuip: The new Bill Walton?
“You know, it helps to be tall to play this game.”
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
rally poop sauce

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
dear god
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/mentions fantasy baseball team
TWSS!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
lol
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Butt pee and poop sauce
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Sounds like a new hit song
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TWSS
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Mota?
More like NOta
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has Molina gotten to third yet?
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Two more hits gets Molina in
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
come on nate.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
FUCK
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yikes
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by rightcenterfielder on May 4, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
attention marlins announcers
renteria is not one of the all time best hitters
TY WHO?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
OH SHIT
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fuck him up, Nate
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 4, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
You’re my hero, Nate.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
this seems like a very difficult way to express an “over/under”
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
DO NOT KILL NATE
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
+1
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Oh man.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Hope Nate is ok.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Hope Nate's OK
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
looks like he's ok, thank god
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Nate!!
He didn’t swing at it!
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
at least he didn't go down
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Nate's head looks sturdier than Rowand's
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
The gamer mantle has been passed.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
What a GAMER
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NATE + DEUCE DEUCE SITTING IN A TREE
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'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Rally... thing

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Velez?
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 4, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
way to go BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER
youz one tough sonbitch!
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
LOL Dodgers losing 7-0 in 2nd inning
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 4, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
“If we’d known this game was going to go 12 innings tonight, we wouldn’t have partied so hard last night.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This was so many kinds of awesome.
I’m glad they made me laugh after that Juggernate scare.
by kdl on May 4, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
hanley flashes "3 run dinger" sign
marlins all nod
LOL Kuip!!!!
“If we’d known we were gonna go 12 innings tonight…we wouldn’t have partied so hard last night”
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
“Kruk and Kuip Hit The Streets of Miami: With A Vengeance”
I’d see that movie.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.
Matt Downs
Looks really old he makes Whiteside look like a baby.
Matt Downs has white hair?
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift – A
Which rally pictures are responsible for this?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions
Rally Huge Fan of Obama
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Not Christina Hendricks.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Rally panda!!!
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Here comes the Velez Slam.
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by rightcenterfielder on May 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
Velez
Meaningless homerun in the ninth 12th?
So that 6 man bullpen is probably gonna end soon, eh
I imagine that Velez or Downs (pls pls pls let it be Velez) goes down for a reliever soon.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Wellemeyer
is #7 for now
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Premature but
Dammit Velez
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Now THIS guy you can hit in the head
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
you can say that again!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 4, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Now THIS guy you can hit in the head
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
u can say that again
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
OT:
Any Sharks fans know the names of the guys who did the first two Sharks games on Versus? Those guys have some of the largest vocabularies (for sports announcers at least) that I’ve ever heard. They’re entertaining as hell, too.
Because then you burn your backup catcher, and then Molina might suffer a freak injury, and in the case of this going more innings, you’re stuck with a guy who has only caught 190 professional games as your emergency third catcher.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
I think I messed up my sarcasm. :(
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
better than YU-GI-OH
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Down at spring training this year
Some announcer at one of the parks called him ‘You-Julio Val-ez’
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
Grand slam or die trying
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Give piece a chance.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Give pete a chance!
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on May 4, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
What happened to Nasty Nate? I see an injury delay after he got hit but I was away from the computer.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
beaned in the head… he took the base though.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
hit in the head
he stayed in the run
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
beaned in the head
and then ate the ball whole
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 4, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
No! Not dead. He went to live on a farm where he can run and jump and catch fly balls all day.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
He’s dead, Jon.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Yeah, the helmet just kind of slid off because he was bent over. Did its job, thank God.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I'm rooting for the HBP here
best offensive hope for the Giants
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Lol. Kruk and Kuip.
“I was wrong about this guy being in the big leagues 5 years”
“I didn’t believe you the first time you said it.”
Funny name
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Guillermo Mota
Closer?
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
In a fire?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Papa Velez Sez:
“I brought you into this world in a moment of passion, and I can end it the same way.”
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Time appropriate
Dammit Velez
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 7:56 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Kruk and Kuip have been drinking continuously since 7 AM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
In during shitstorm.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
LOLWHAT
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I KNOW RIGHT!?!?!? LOL AMERICAN IDOL SUCKS
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
OMG SPARE ME, YOURE LIKE MY GIRLFRIEND
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
blech
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
So long as it’s over by the time Glee comes on, I’m good.
/girls on internet
by kdl on May 4, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
There are no girls on the internet
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I don’t like Glee or American Idol \m/
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
My mom is taping it so the tv just switched D:
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
(giants win)
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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So I’m getting the feeling Velez isn’t a very good hitter.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
Do we know who’s pitching?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Mota
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I ENJOYED THE WAY THAT INNING TOOK PLACE
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everyone's on it
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Not enough room
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Can we please send Velez down already?
BORK and Sabean aside, does anyone think he is a good player?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Yeah. Bet Bochy wished he had Winn to bat there with his .120 avg against lefties last season.
"Don't wear socks in the rain."
by cybermaldonado on May 4, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Timmy>Whiteside>Cain>oldjacket’s Little Sister>Velez
by kdl on May 4, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Hello Moto
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This will be fun.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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are you into sadomasochism?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I am a Giants fan.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Gotta be Mota now right?
or Wellemeyer. ;)
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I'll knife you... seriously
I’m trying to quit smoking
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Uggghh.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
??/
gameday isnt updating
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I’m just nervous. Nothing happened.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You missed it.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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quick inning quick inning quick inning quick inning quick inning quick inning quick inning quick inning quick inning quick inning quick inning quick inning quick inning quick inning quick inning quick inning quick inning
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
1 down.
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Oh Jesus
For a second, when Mota had his backed turned, he looked a ton like Merkin to me.
Then I realized it was almost that bad anyway.
/double ouch
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.
LOL ZITO HEADLOCK
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Hanley can’t tie it
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
i dunno
if anyone could hit a 3 run HR with no one on base….
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
JASON HEYWARD
Wait, what were we talking about?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Love this.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 8:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Huff's made a couple nice plays on goofy throws from Uribe tonight
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
He has soft, supple, masturbatin’ hands.
Ask me about my blog.
by xanthan on May 4, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
what'd he do?
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Put Zito in a headlock
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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damn, we’re gonna need a gif.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
lol
“I’m worth MY contract!”
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
"Your ERA is better than mine? OH YEAH?"
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
bouncin' around
puttin’ Zeets in headlocks
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
2 more!
if mota finishes the game nicely, I’ll hate him a little tiny bit less
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
yup
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
That's what she said
/hangs head
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FINISH HIM
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
MoKa

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Damn, did Kershaw just get lit up?
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
And McGhee goes makes two outs in that inning
LOL ME
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
STFD? more grab some FUCKING PINE BITCH
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’m starting to like Mota. This feels weird.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
ONE MORE
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
TWSS
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Mota is dealing
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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Hmm radio is way ahead of the HD feed.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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We so need a gif of timmy and zito headlock
Timmy: Zito you piece of trash make a bagillion times more than me!!
Zito: Tim it wasn’t me it was, SABES please stop!
yay!
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by rightcenterfielder on May 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
THANK GAWD
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
FUCK YEAH
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
WHEEWWWW
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
WHEEWWWW
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
6-3 ballgame
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
I wish tim would have gotten the W
but ill take it
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
LOL newb
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
YAY!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
oh, you finally decided to stop spamming my facebook feed with games!
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'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
It was either that or climb the walls
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions

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by rightcenterfielder on May 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
No, see, it's okay because a black guy is doing it.
Don’t you understand racism????
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Yaaaay Win!!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
I LIKE THIS ONE.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
All is well in the world.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Always makes me laugh
what is it from again?
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Hot Rod, I think
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
oh yeah
man, that movie had the biggest gulf between roll on the floor hilarity and just awful stupidity.
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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Frozen gifs are frozen
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Ohhhhhh
I finally get this! That’s michelle beadle, right?
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Simmons clued me in.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
+1
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I LOVE WINZ!
Poor Tim though.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Man, that was an emotional rollercoaster of a game.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I think we all deserve a vacation.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
This is also awesome.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
always
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions

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by rightcenterfielder on May 4, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
woohooo
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BORKY BORKY
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'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Rowand is free from hate for the next twelve hours.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
I raise.

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 4, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I call.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
by RDreamer on May 4, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
So amazingly creepy.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
now put bochy’s head on one of them
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, swap the jacket for an ascott and it’s the Venture Brothers.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
AT&T DSL
Ruins victory threads
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 4, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I still don’t believe Scott came through like that. I was already resigned to tossing and turning all night.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
I was seriously all ready to get up and get on with the day
And THEN.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I was in the car on the S-Curve of the Bay Bridge. I almost crashed.
by kdl on May 4, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
That was pretty remarkable.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Anyone else gasp at the stretch catch?
Then, DAT HR
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 4, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Did more than gasp
I screamed for like 30 seconds. Saved the game.
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I swooned at the HR
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 4, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I was so stunned I couldn't do anything
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I must be more stoic than the rest of you.
All I did was raise my eyebrows and then do a fist pump.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Rowand by far the player of the game,
non lincecum division
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The pitch before he hit the HR, I posted “What a sickening game”. Scott showed me.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
skull fucked him?
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Oh Crazy Game:

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'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
LOL 8th inning
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somebody mentioned kruk and kuip somehow being in miami vice
and i may have made a parody image ready to go…but ill save it for the post game thread
Ok i should go home
been sitting here watching the game from work.
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'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
LOL TWO TIME ZONES DRUNKER THAN ME
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
/listens closely to Jon’s highlights
When I went in to class the Giants had a lead and Timmy was cruisin’
You must not go to class ever again
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions

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