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It would be preferable that the Giants win this game.

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OT for the sharks

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK GOD

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you!

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 4, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to score Giants

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame xanthan if we lose!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on May 4, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame myself.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

If this goes 20+ innings

will we have a Pokemon Pinball thread?

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on May 4, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Last half-inning for me right here. SCORE RUNS GINATZ HITTERZ!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson is pretty good.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on May 4, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

who pitches next?

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 4, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on May 4, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL – I was gonna say this.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 4, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll get you with his VROOOOOMball.

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem

by rightcenterfielder on May 4, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wellemeyer.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT - While watching this game, I forgot to feed my kids

To be fair, they didn’t remind me.

So now I’m slapping together some mac ’n cheese from a box for them. Which they seem to think is a special treat.

/parent of the year

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 4, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I had to get my brother to walk the dog

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LAZY!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll just take the dog to work tonight and let him run around the 49 acres.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 4, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m about to ask my brother to make me a sandwich.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to ask my brother to go get burritos

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m off to walk Ernie Banks.

/dvr time

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 4, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your girls are funny.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

/calls parental services

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, if a sixteen month old can't remind you that he's hungry, he deserves to miss a few meals

That’s what I’ve always said

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: OT in Detroit

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll be in Detroit next Monday

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either way, if the series is over, fuck it, i hope the sharks play in Chicago next

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon, Juggernate. XBH!

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 4, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 4, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE YOUNG GUNZ FOR THE WIN!

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit Nate

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Runzler warming up?

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Grizzly Time!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 4, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Nate.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 4, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Kruk

Saying Nate has power.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 7:16 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Random fan gets crowd hyped

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 4, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

which one? the guy, or the other one?

by mlb22 on May 4, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

the one guy

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 4, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

TAKE PITCHES

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 4, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Badenhop is a funny name.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

gang

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 4, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take another pitch, Matt.

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I told you.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on May 4, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolswing

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a ball

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 4, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah that was a ball

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

That was ball 4

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 4, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Almost KENT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Quick 2 outs.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a shitty at bat

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

He worked 7 or 8 pitches. That’s far from shitty.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-0 to strikeout is shitty, esp when you swing at a pitch under your armpits on 3-1

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean we’re not trying to get the starter out of the game anymore here

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn’t great, but most plate appearances end in failure. At least he made the pitcher work.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Late innings if an AB where he should have drawn a walk ends in an out, I don’t care if he made the pitcher work.

The pitcher would have worked harder if he’d gotten on base.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would have been great if he had drawn a walk.

He didn’t. But it wasn’t a terrible AB.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well in his defense the 4th pitch was a ball sayz gameday

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 4, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not good.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, Bochy let Bowker stay in the game??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

apparently he didn't have his chance

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

He double switched with DeRosa. I’m shocked too.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 7:19 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I wonder if there is something going on with DeRosa.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, saving like two spots in the order doesn’t seem worth double switching for.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't be shocked if he hit the DL

…maybe when Sanchez comes back. And just like that Bowker is gone, but hey, at least it’s not Velez.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 7:22 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Dammit Downs.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 4, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowkermania stumbling aimlessly.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 4, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

come on John Boy

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 4, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I can haz BowkerMania?

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 7:18 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Brett Carroll sez no.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 7:18 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

How come the mic only pick up that one Giant fan?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on May 4, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s the only one in the stadium.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on May 4, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolcatch

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Argh.

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Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 4, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh well. That’s it for me. Night guys.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

ANNND FAIL

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, will a line drive ever fall for Bowker again?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Do we get good Runzler or bad Runzler?

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, you’re insulting Runzler when Sergio Romo is on the team?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sergio Romo destroys everything good in the world!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sergio Romo killed my cat :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you sleep at night, he comes into your home and uses your tooth paste.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND THEN LEAVES THE CAP OFF, CREATING THAT CRUSTY TOOTH PASTE STUFF AT THE END!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

And then he pees in your bed, just for good measure.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That son of a bitch.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good attempt, Bowker

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 4, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Sabean is smiling somewhere

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

In the way that cretins smile constantly, irrespective of the situation

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL IRL

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit Bowker that was a ball

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 4, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

bowker doesnt like balls

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOWKER!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on May 4, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

ITT Tech commercial

It’s funny because their profiling a graduate who’s successful and the sailboat their on is rented (you can see the little red rental sign)

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 4, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

ug

*they’re

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 4, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, get a job, rent a sailboat!

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game is stupid.

by deuce deuce on May 4, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s not the game’s fault it was held back in 3rd grade! besides, it was young for the grade

Adopted: David B. Flemming

by Larson2042 on May 4, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't expecting the Sharks and G's to stretch into the Laker game.

Why do they forsake me with no one playing yesterday, yet two OT’s the night I have an essay!?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 4, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF where’d that miss?

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 4, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Bowker is out.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, who’s in?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 4, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your crush!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 4, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, apparently he likes men.

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAN

FINISH HIM

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on May 4, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Bowker

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on May 4, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Double-Double Switch.

New-World-Record!

by Uncle Russel on May 4, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 4, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol

John Baker and John Bowker

by waffles on May 4, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

OT

Magic-Hawks final score
71-114

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 4, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. 43.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 4, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

wonder what the highest is

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 7:23 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

STFD!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 4, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I enjoy that the Sharks announcer rocks a playoff beard

by DFARowand on May 4, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Playoff beards: cool or stupid?

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to see Cain or Lincecum try and grow them.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very Awesome.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 4, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder what sort of stories Jon is telling right now.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 4, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM DAN

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 4, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

shit

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 4, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Freddy Sanchez would have had that :(

by Into the Void on May 4, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Nooooo
Double play please

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 4, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Cody Ross looks like a keebler elf.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on May 4, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

A keelber elf that likes men.

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by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keebler, too!

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by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA THAT ASS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

as does Caroll

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

/imagines Stacy Keibler

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 7:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Double play time

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry about the joke guys

I’m a retard and it’s hot in my house. Sorry again and giants please win for timmy.

by waffles on May 4, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

stop digging yourself into a hole plz

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

no apologies

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go giants

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s hot in your house because it’s loaded to the rafters with men!

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by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE MAN IS KEEPING WAFFLES DOWN!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just got served.

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by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should have known with a crazed lesbian stalker like you.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wouldn’t let me post in this thread until I went to the main page and clicked the OK I’VE BEEN WARNED thing.

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by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Consider yourself stalked.

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by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

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by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell me, how do you feel about sleeping in churches?

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by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant xanthan!

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by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The comma is your friend.

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE MIGHTY GRAT XANATHAN NEEDS NO SUCH PUNCTUATION!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to decipher this comment.

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Parse Error.

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about worrying about yourself?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 4, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

A cock of Sanchez

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LET"S GO SHARKS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

My son: using numbers as verbs

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 7:27 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

get fived!

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go seventeen yourself, pal!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because 7 is prime!

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

ruined.

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was going to say, “Because eight slept with you sister,” but I like yours better.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

because GOD IS SEVEN

GOD IS SEVEN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

only if man is 5

and the devil is 6

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on May 4, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because 7 screwed 6 over.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

because 7 8 9

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 4, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

because seven ate nine!

also, what did zero say to eight?

Adopted: David B. Flemming

by Larson2042 on May 4, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 4, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright sharks game is back

by DFARowand on May 4, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

ur ded dawg

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh chill out

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

New life for sudden death

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THE WINGS, although my first ever jersey was an Yzerman jersey

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Runz is looking pretty nasty.

I like it. Best Runz I’ve seen in a while. And since he’s been successful so far, that’s high praise.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 4, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I heard Rowand got a home run to tie it? Nice! Go Giants!

Keeping it real. Keeping it fresh. Keeping it real fresh.

by check.check. on May 4, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

No…they failed to mention that. =(

Keeping it real. Keeping it fresh. Keeping it real fresh.

by check.check. on May 4, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

well to be fair

timmy gave up one of the three run shots…..but we were 2 innings away from a timmy win…he did have 13 k’s though through 7

by ir1shgiant on May 4, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Runz!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish him

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 4, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Hymns, please

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Danke

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dan

Make with the finishing and striking out

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

He will.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're welcome.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

in honor of tomorrow Gracias

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

Now let’s get some runz for Runz

by Viva Jon Miller on May 4, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Runzler looked pretty awesome in that inning.

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by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

The more that 2010 Runzler is like 2009 Runzler, the better.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

OK, time to eat something.

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I FUCKING OVE DAN FUCKING RUNZLER

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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

AND LOVE HIM TOO

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's nice to hear dude

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not more than me.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 4, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

nice inning from Runzler.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

That was nasty.

For those of you counting at home, that’s 19 Marlin K’s in this game.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 4, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY VISUAL PUNS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL I don’t know why I can’t stop laughing.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 4, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still laughing.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on May 4, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get it

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by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolololol

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is pretty funny

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 4, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG this is AWESOME

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m about to eat some yogurt.

Yogurt is:

A) Tasty
B) Delicious
C) Best thing ever

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by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

A
B

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on May 4, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on what type of yogurt

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on May 4, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cherry pomegranate

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by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had some yogurt earlier it was real good.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

What kind of flavor?

/stalks

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by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raspberry with strawberries and bananas and mixed nuts.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds good.

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by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cherry pomegranate sounds pretty epic

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d recommend it! it’s Yoplait.

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by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on what flavor.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

D) Keeps Jamie Lee Curtis regular.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

ACTIVIAAAAAAA

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shits

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by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU’RE POOPIN!

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'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

C

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

as a wings fan (from before the sharks even existed), i hold no grudge against the sharks despite the 1994 incident. when they beat detroit in this series, which is inevitable, i’ll root for em..

trashing the wings though would be like a marlins or rockies fan trashing the giants…

by mlb22 on May 4, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 7:33 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

im gonna go out on a limb here and say

our pen is gonna have its good stretches and its really terrible ones. I think were in one of those terrible ones

by ir1shgiant on May 4, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

They’e done pretty well the last 3 innings

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why, is Medders up in the pen?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

comic relief

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 4, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

b/c the baseball Gods hate us?

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK. So close sharks

by DFARowand on May 4, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HANLEY RANGE!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

oh you got me!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Id do this in a second

by DFARowand on May 4, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cmon son

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

ANDRES!

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

If Ramirez keeps playing like this

I don’t think the Marlins will want to deal him for Posey as someone suggested

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 4, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

That was me

I am dumb.

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it hot in your house? Because that would explain it all.

by Uncle Russel on May 4, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

it was cute

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 4, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANDRES!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

NOW can we have a Panda dinger?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

esteal por favor

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 4, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Top O’ The Order To Ya!

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on May 4, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRES!

/waits for him to get caught stealing.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 4, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres the Giant

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I see the problem! Where’s the Panda’s facial hair?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 4, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I always loved Torres

(plus he’s cute!)

It's MAGIC inside!

by GiantsBabe on May 4, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

He is cute.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 4, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyways women…. this is baseball not a cuteness contest

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you’ll find you are mistaken.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, cause if it was, i would WIN!

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'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You would be batting 1.000

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by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

FAIL BEARDS ARE CUTE, OK?

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

PATCHES O’HOOLIHAN!

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by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is super nice, too.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, I go back and forth on him. I think I’d vote for “handsome” most of the time.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is so much cuter in person than on tv. And taller!

It's MAGIC inside!

by GiantsBabe on May 4, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that he’s shorter than the average player. Gives me hope for short folks everywhere.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

A little bit taller. Maybe.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhh...hey there

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's hawt

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 4, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s a real gentleman too!

by Into the Void on May 4, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

aw, that’s sweet! He seems like a nice guy.

It's MAGIC inside!

by GiantsBabe on May 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

How come the nice ones are always…(REASON WHY IT WOULD NEVER WORK)?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, it could be any number of things. But yeah, that’s a rally killer right there.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

really??? I can never guess those things.

It's MAGIC inside!

by GiantsBabe on May 4, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight he's great

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screw holding Cantu on the bag

Send Torres to avoid the DP

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 4, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

LETS GO PABLO… AND SHARKS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

C'MON SHARKS!!!

OT makes me so nervous!

It's MAGIC inside!

by GiantsBabe on May 4, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's what makes it awesome

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY PANDA

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, I'm really proud of this one

and nothin but crickets. DAMN YOU ALL

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

My knowledge of Fiats is limited.

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's a fiat panda

and it’s in a rally! It’s a RALLY PANDA!!

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

i get the joke.

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'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is a fiat panda

James May’s favorite car. (one of them, at least)

Adopted: David B. Flemming

by Larson2042 on May 4, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

<3 James May

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He owns one!

HIGH FIVE, fellow TG watcher!

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

lets get it panda!

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB.com very slow

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on May 4, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

N

O

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Channeling my inner McCarver...

“now that were in extra innings, the giants can never be trailing …cause if they are, they lose”

by ir1shgiant on May 4, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder how many of the 6 fans are left? 2?

by kdl on May 4, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

If Torres steals 2B, they walk Panda, right?

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by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I would think so.

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good call.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably

But I’d still rather have a guyy in scoring postion with one out

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

ot two men in scoring position with one out!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going with "no", alex

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marlins announcers say:

Giants on pace for grounding into 209 double plays (174 is MLB record)

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on May 4, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY FACE PAINTING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

yiiikes

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: SHARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

z

PABLO!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA!!!!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I mean, got on BART for two stops, then biked for 20 minutes and it’s still going?

Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 4, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK DETROIT! except for northern detroit, i have family there

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

SHARKS WIN! GIANTS GET A DOUBLE!

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Panda!

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Suck it Detroit!

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, is Medders going to close the game?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow I'm stupid

I thought Torres scored

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PREMATURE

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

That was quite dumb of you.

by Uncle Russel on May 4, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, is Medders going to close the game?

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 4, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

But why couldn’t you score, you fast fuck!?>?!><:?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on May 4, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

My question

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he was pinned to first base.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, I thought Torres could score there for a second.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo loves the outside pitch.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Five pick-off moves, one pitch-out.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff with bases loaded. NO GIDP

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by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

EPIC WIN!!!!!!! PANDA AND THE SHARKS

wow that is awesome

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK FUCKING GOD

they HAD to win at least one game in Detroit, AND THEY DID

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

congrats sharks… go red wings, dont get swept

by mlb22 on May 4, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH PANDA

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 4, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s all up to Audrey.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

How cool would it be to steal home during an IBB?

With the ball coming in slow and the catcher way off the plate

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 4, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

has it ever been done?

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

No idea, but it would be the coolest thing ever

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 4, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have never wished for a reasonably deep fly out like I am right now.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 4, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on May 4, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Since nothing interesting is going on in this game...

I am going to post the video of the Phillies fan who might have gotten tasered

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riCu3LJOgmk&feature=player_embedded

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by DJ Tofu on May 4, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

that was horrible.

It's MAGIC inside!

by GiantsBabe on May 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who better than Huff?

by Uncle Russel on May 4, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

this is a good spot for Huff.

Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 4, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Warning: Velez had a bat in his hand in that dugout shot.

Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?

by The Enchanter on May 4, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff babby!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Woot!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

AUBREY YOU HERO

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!!!

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH BABAY!!!

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem

by rightcenterfielder on May 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on May 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

WHEEEEEEE!!!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

YES.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF

IT’S MAGIC

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on May 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF AND PUFF AND STUFF

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'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

AUDREY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF

by deuce deuce on May 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I AM ENJOYING THE WAY THIS GAME IS CURRENTLY UNFOLDING!!! FUCK YEAH

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff!

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

BLOW YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE DOWN

WITH A SINGLE

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I loved you in Prison Break!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

subject line!!!

jk

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

needs more dancing.

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'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

patience.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natto’s work is getting better and better.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO HAS TWO THUMBS AND JUST SHIT HIMSELF!?

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This guy right here

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 4, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

SL

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAMIE LEE CURTIS

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

LOL

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It works on so many levels.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAKE THIS GREEN DAMMIT

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should have done the pic with the thumbs pointing to me

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 4, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is ripe for further photoshopping

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH HUFF YESSS!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Aubrey Huff I love you

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on May 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm warming up to Huff

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

wait...that didn't come out right

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good

He hates cold hands

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 4, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game has aged me.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

yup

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 4, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice move walking Molina. I bet not one Giants fan minded that

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on May 4, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

lol them

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

moar pleez

bullpen is made of stacks of newspapers and oily rags

Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 4, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I will happily amend my previous statement.

Soul crushing homeruns that lead to losses

Romo- 1

Affeldt- 1

by DFARowand on May 4, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT, HATER

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez STILL had a bat in his hand in that dugout shot.
Someone taze him.

Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?

by The Enchanter on May 4, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

This is gonna be a fun fangraphs win-percentage thing.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on May 4, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

http://www.fangraphs.com/livewins.aspx?date=2010-05-04&team=Marlins&dh=0&season=2010

thus far

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 4, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 4, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

“The Giants are full of professional hitters.” – Marlins announcers

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on May 4, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

You took the words right off of my keyboard

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're the same as the 2000 fans that show up.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on May 4, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a hyper technical sense

They are, in fact, paid to be hitters and are thus “professional”.

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

/breaks something

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 7:46 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Does Tim get the no decision then if we win?

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 4, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

he gets one either way

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s guarenteed no decision

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on May 4, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uuuuh.

Yes? Welcome to baseball!

by Uncle Russel on May 4, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey

don’t dog the newbies

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorrrrrry not paying attention

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 4, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

MY AVATAR!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got your tickets?

by kdl on May 4, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

to what?

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

(i was setting it up)

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE GUN SHOW, YEAAAAHHHHH

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'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

BASES FOG

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZY

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 4, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

only three more hits to get Molina home!

Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 4, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Glad they didn’t run for Molina there

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by rxmeister on May 4, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

IKR

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAZZY!

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Pirates > cowboys

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by DJ Tofu on May 4, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Just stopping by for this

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man

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by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's insane

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like a chart of the dow from a couple years ago

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol nerds

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on May 4, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

So who pitches the 12th?

Runzler? Mota?…Wellemeyer?

/Intentionally doesn’t mention the gas can

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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 7:45 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I hope Mota

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by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MEDDERS

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mota

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on May 4, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can’t use Runzler against that righty power. I would expect Mota to pitch.

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by rxmeister on May 4, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It appears to be Mota

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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 7:48 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Why not pinch run?

Shouldn’t Eli be in next inning?

by Artimus Clyde on May 4, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

because bochy is a fucking moron, that’s why not

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keep forgetting not to ask dumb questions lol

by Artimus Clyde on May 4, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are no dumb questions, just dumb managers

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

anybody feel safe with a two run lead? Unless they can bring Wilson back in, they need more.

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by rxmeister on May 4, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

No safety in two runs

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see Mota warming up.

by Uncle Russel on May 4, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

49 days in the majors. lets tee off!

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll take a Sac Fly Nate

by DFARowand on May 4, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE HITS LEFTIES

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by rxmeister on May 4, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

STAY HOT, NATE

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

no way he cant.

It's MAGIC inside!

by GiantsBabe on May 4, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win the inning!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This would be a pretty good inning to win, yes.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s him expressing his barely concealed rage if they don’t.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip: The new Bill Walton?

“You know, it helps to be tall to play this game.”

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 4, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mota warming up D:

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

rally poop sauce

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m sensing a new meme.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

dear god

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m so proud.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Butt pee and poop sauce

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by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a new hit song

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Nate

I want very badly to believe. Make me.

yours
oldjacket

Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 4, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 4, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mota?

More like NOta

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

has Molina gotten to third yet?

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 4, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s on third.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 4, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two more hits gets Molina in

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh

don’t swing at that

Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 4, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

come on nate.

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE YOU TOUGH SON OF A BITCH

My Son.
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by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh jeez.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

holy ouch

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh jesus

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

yikes

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by rightcenterfielder on May 4, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Gamer

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Magic inside

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on May 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

attention marlins announcers

renteria is not one of the all time best hitters

by ir1shgiant on May 4, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

TY WHO?

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH SHIT

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU!!!!!!! Marlins pitcher!

by DFARowand on May 4, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re my hero, Nate.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

this seems like a very difficult way to express an “over/under”

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

congratulations on not swinging at that

Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 4, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I laughed, but I feel bad for doing it.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I win on both counts

Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank allah he looks okay.

by Norcalnappy on May 4, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Run Beaned In

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Hope Nate is ok.

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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

wow, I hope he’s okay

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Hope Nate's OK

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on May 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

what inning is it?

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MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

way to use your head nate! jk…seriously hope hes alright

by Artimus Clyde on May 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

looks like he's ok, thank god

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll take it. No, wait

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by rxmeister on May 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate!!

He didn’t swing at it!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

at least he didn't go down

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

BECAUSE hes a bad ass

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

Nate gets hit in the head and doesn’t even go down. Tough as hell.

by Into the Void on May 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate's head looks sturdier than Rowand's

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by DJ Tofu on May 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate got the helmet

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by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The gamer mantle has been passed.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he stays in to run

What a badass.

My Son.
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by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Gamer

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a GAMER

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate looks ok I think.

by deuce deuce on May 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE + DEUCE DEUCE SITTING IN A TREE

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can one be a gamer and gritty but not be a veteran?

by DFARowand on May 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll take it. No, wait

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by rxmeister on May 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Intentional!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on May 4, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Where’d he get hit?

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 4, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

the head

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by RDreamer on May 4, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh shit…

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 4, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

right in the noggin

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

South Florida.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That kind of thing is SO upsetting.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

especially after Rowand.

It's MAGIC inside!

by GiantsBabe on May 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the crimson gem of Cyttorak

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 4, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally... thing

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by DJ Tofu on May 4, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

But where is the Japanese chick?

by speckops on May 4, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLYWUT

My Son.
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by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez?

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 4, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Kuip

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

way to go BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER

youz one tough sonbitch!

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 4, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

I like that!

It's MAGIC inside!

by GiantsBabe on May 4, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

“If we’d known this game was going to go 12 innings tonight, we wouldn’t have partied so hard last night.”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Beach Day!

Did you notice all their tans??

It's MAGIC inside!

by GiantsBabe on May 4, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was so many kinds of awesome.

I’m glad they made me laugh after that Juggernate scare.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take a Sac fly Downs.

by DFARowand on May 4, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Kuip!!!!

“If we’d known we were gonna go 12 innings tonight…we wouldn’t have partied so hard last night”

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by Goofus on May 4, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

The man can’t get enough of South Beach.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Kruk and Kuip Hit The Streets of Miami: With A Vengeance”

I’d see that movie.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

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by rhys on May 4, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m seeing a Miami Vice parody.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best buddy comedy ever

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m seeing something like Dexter.

by Into the Void on May 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha ok

I am an American aquarium drinker.

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by rhys on May 4, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s Bruce and who’s Samuel?

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on May 4, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Downs

Looks really old he makes Whiteside look like a baby.

by waffles on May 4, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Downs has white hair?

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on May 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s impossible.

(Literally!)

by kdl on May 4, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift – A

Which rally pictures are responsible for this?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Huge Fan of Obama

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Christina Hendricks.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally panda!!!

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here comes the Velez Slam.

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by rightcenterfielder on May 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

oh jesus

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez

Meaningless homerun in the ninth 12th?

by russian.tank on May 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez

Is it bad that I want him to fail?

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by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

nope

greater good

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

for the greater good

but my POKEMONZ want him to succeed

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by RDreamer on May 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait

who is velez hitting for?

Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

oh ok.

he might be worse than Whiteside against lefties, though.

Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 4, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that 6 man bullpen is probably gonna end soon, eh

I imagine that Velez or Downs (pls pls pls let it be Velez) goes down for a reliever soon.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL it’ll be Downs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wellemeyer

is #7 for now

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on May 4, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Premature but

Dammit Velez

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Now THIS guy you can hit in the head

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by rxmeister on May 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

you can say that again!

Bonds stands alone.

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by nostocksjustbonds on May 4, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now THIS guy you can hit in the head

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on May 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

u can say that again

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 4, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT:

Any Sharks fans know the names of the guys who did the first two Sharks games on Versus? Those guys have some of the largest vocabularies (for sports announcers at least) that I’ve ever heard. They’re entertaining as hell, too.

by speckops on May 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Rick Peckham and Daryl Reaugh

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not Whiteside?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Bork off

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because then you burn your backup catcher, and then Molina might suffer a freak injury, and in the case of this going more innings, you’re stuck with a guy who has only caught 190 professional games as your emergency third catcher.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 4, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck it, remember Feliz?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Noah Lowry can come in and catch.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I messed up my sarcasm. :(

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 4, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

FSN telecasters: “you-JEEN-oh” Velez.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on May 4, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me: “you-CANT-hit” Velez

by mlb22 on May 4, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

better than YU-GI-OH

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on May 4, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Down at spring training this year

Some announcer at one of the parks called him ‘You-Julio Val-ez’

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grand slam or die trying

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on May 4, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice approach Velez you peace of garbage

by DFARowand on May 4, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Give piece a chance.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give pete a chance!

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on May 4, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

give-pizza-chance

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on May 4, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

What happened to Nasty Nate? I see an injury delay after he got hit but I was away from the computer.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on May 4, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

beaned in the head… he took the base though.

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

OUCH. Good to hear he is alright though.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on May 4, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

hit in the head

he stayed in the run

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 4, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nasty.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on May 4, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

thick part of the helmet. he didn’t feel a thing.

Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 4, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually, that kinda makes it sound like he died.

Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 4, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good to hear when not looked at in that direction lol.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on May 4, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

No! Not dead. He went to live on a farm where he can run and jump and catch fly balls all day.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s in marginally talented outfielder heaven now, sweetie.

Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 4, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s dead, Jon.

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the helmet just kind of slid off because he was bent over. Did its job, thank God.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLEZ

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm rooting for the HBP here

best offensive hope for the Giants

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 4, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol. Kruk and Kuip.

“I was wrong about this guy being in the big leagues 5 years”
“I didn’t believe you the first time you said it.”

by TGOH on May 4, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

K&K must be pretty drunk at this point.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on May 4, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk: I gotta learn how to use this media guide!

I've been Honked...

by giantfan5 on May 4, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny name

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Kuip: “Nevermind.”

by kdl on May 4, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Guillermo Mota

Closer?

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on May 4, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

So when does the Velez experiment end?

by DFARowand on May 4, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

In a fire?

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on May 4, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Papa Velez Sez:

“I brought you into this world in a moment of passion, and I can end it the same way.”

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time appropriate

Dammit Velez

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 7:56 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Kruk and Kuip have been drinking continuously since 7 AM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

That makes 3 of us.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on May 4, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow. pathetic at bat

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on May 4, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

God get him away

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on May 4, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

EAT YOUR HEART OUT BOCHY

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

In during shitstorm.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on May 4, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I still like you, Dracula

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on May 4, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

The Masses Demand 3 More Outs

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 4, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Hope it’s a quick 1/2 inning—American Idol is on in 4 minutes.

It's MAGIC inside!

by GiantsBabe on May 4, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLWHAT

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

GiantsBABE

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on May 4, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I KNOW RIGHT!?!?!? LOL AMERICAN IDOL SUCKS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blasphemy!

lol ;)

It's MAGIC inside!

by GiantsBabe on May 4, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG SPARE ME, YOURE LIKE MY GIRLFRIEND

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

blech

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

So long as it’s over by the time Glee comes on, I’m good.

/girls on internet

by kdl on May 4, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are no girls on the internet

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You and I dont visit the…never mind.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on May 4, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t like Glee or American Idol \m/

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’re all better than 16 and pregnant

Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 4, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have never seen that show.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 4, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as this game is over before LOST we’re ok

by DFARowand on May 4, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing, only I watch Deadliest Catch.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mom is taping it so the tv just switched D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

(giants win)

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, DVRing it or w/e

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I’m getting the feeling Velez isn’t a very good hitter.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on May 4, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Hard to believe, I know.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on May 4, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do we know who’s pitching?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ENJOYED THE WAY THAT INNING TOOK PLACE

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Poor Matty

These commercials make him sound like a doofus.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Double ouch: The offense makes him look like a doofus.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO WIN

by kdl on May 4, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. I always feel for the man.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

am not confident

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on May 4, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA Velez

I will never get off this bandwagon

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

everyone's on it

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 4, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not enough room

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO!

/bochy

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on May 4, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we please send Velez down already?

BORK and Sabean aside, does anyone think he is a good player?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 4, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously against LHP

Whiteside>Cain>My Little Sister>Velez

Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 4, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah. Bet Bochy wished he had Winn to bat there with his .120 avg against lefties last season.

"Don't wear socks in the rain."

by cybermaldonado on May 4, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy>Whiteside>Cain>oldjacket’s Little Sister>Velez

by kdl on May 4, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

“Guillermo Moto”

by TGOH on May 4, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Hello Moto

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

This will be fun.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 4, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

are you into sadomasochism?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 4, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am a Giants fan.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 4, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s just a masochist.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 4, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta be Mota now right?

or Wellemeyer. ;)

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 4, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

3 run homer

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on May 4, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll knife you... seriously

I’m trying to quit smoking

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 4, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

G-Mow

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 4, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh boy

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 4, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Uggghh.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

UGHH OH KNOEZ

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

??/

gameday isnt updating

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 4, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just nervous. Nothing happened.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on May 4, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You missed it.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 4, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

quick inning quick inning quick inning quick inning quick inning quick inning quick inning quick inning quick inning quick inning quick inning quick inning quick inning quick inning quick inning quick inning quick inning

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

sharks?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 4, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

win?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 4, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on May 4, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

won

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 4, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

won 4-3

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 4, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are done playing for the evening.

Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball

by Skaldheim on May 4, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 4, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

better odds: mota 3-up, 3-down? or red wings 4 straight wins?

by mlb22 on May 4, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

1 down.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 4, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Jesus

For a second, when Mota had his backed turned, he looked a ton like Merkin to me.

Then I realized it was almost that bad anyway.

/double ouch

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 4, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMY ♥

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 4, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy/Zito OTP

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ZITO HEADLOCK

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 4, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Hanley can’t tie it

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on May 4, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

i dunno

if anyone could hit a 3 run HR with no one on base….

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 4, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

MAGIC

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 4, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

JASON HEYWARD

Wait, what were we talking about?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO MORE

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 4, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love this.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 8:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

He has soft, supple, masturbatin’ hands.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

A lot of us have those hands.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 4, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 4, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 4, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

hot

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

what'd he do?

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put Zito in a headlock

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 4, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn, we’re gonna need a gif.

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

“I’m worth MY contract!”

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Your ERA is better than mine? OH YEAH?"

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

bouncin' around

puttin’ Zeets in headlocks

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 4, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy puting Zito in a headlock!

by DFARowand on May 4, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve been away watching that doozie of a Sharks game… so amazing.
and then came back to the Gigantes and THEY’RE up by 3 WTF?!
It’s almost too much

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

2 more!

if mota finishes the game nicely, I’ll hate him a little tiny bit less

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

veeeeeeery tiny

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by grape on May 4, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what she said

/hangs head

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish Him!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 4, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

MoKa

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

one more!

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 4, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn, did Kershaw just get lit up?

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by srpwrd on May 4, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

yep

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FANTASY

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on May 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why you never own a Dodger!

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by srpwrd on May 4, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

And McGhee goes makes two outs in that inning

LOL ME

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on May 4, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which is what Timmy’s about to do!

by speckops on May 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD? more grab some FUCKING PINE BITCH

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

anger FTW

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

DRUNK FTW

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m starting to like Mota. This feels weird.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on May 4, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

He deals.

You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean

by bgunn on May 4, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

ONE MORE

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the love of god end this game

by DFARowand on May 4, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously. It’s after 10:00.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mota is dealing

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

One More

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 4, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

One more out cmonnn smokin Mota.

by Norcalnappy on May 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

This game was ridiculous

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm radio is way ahead of the HD feed.

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

We so need a gif of timmy and zito headlock

Timmy: Zito you piece of trash make a bagillion times more than me!!
Zito: Tim it wasn’t me it was, SABES please stop!

by waffles on May 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

yay!

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by rightcenterfielder on May 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

THANK GAWD

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Clear the deck for the dancing cats!

by speckops on May 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

WHEEWWWW

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

WHEEWWWW

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Not easy. BUt a win

by DFARowand on May 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants Win! Sharks Win! Joe Thornton Approves!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

6-3 ballgame

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by bgunn on May 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish tim would have gotten the W

but ill take it

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL newb

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

And there it is. Good night, all.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

oh, you finally decided to stop spamming my facebook feed with games!

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was either that or climb the walls

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Needs more double downs.

by speckops on May 4, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’d be a hell of a photoshop.

by Uncle Russel on May 4, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, see, it's okay because a black guy is doing it.

Don’t you understand racism????

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ADMIN BIAS!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 4, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Yaaaay Win!!

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Yes, dance baby dance.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 4, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I LIKE THIS ONE.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

All is well in the world.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Photobucket

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on May 4, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Great team win, too bad for Tim.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 4, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 4, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Winner.

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on May 4, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always makes me laugh

what is it from again?

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hot Rod, I think

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

man, that movie had the biggest gulf between roll on the floor hilarity and just awful stupidity.

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

A

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Frozen gifs are frozen

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

In Yo Face, Fish

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 4, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice. That guy’s awesome.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on May 4, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhhhhh

I finally get this! That’s michelle beadle, right?

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Simmons clued me in.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The chick from ESPN

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE WINZ!

Poor Tim though.

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by srpwrd on May 4, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 4, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, that was an emotional rollercoaster of a game.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I think we all deserve a vacation.

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

b

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Photobucket

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on May 4, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn you, Michael. Just once!

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on May 4, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

c

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

This is also awesome.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LIL WAYNE FTW!!!! HELL YEA

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

always

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAH. About to post that.

by deuce deuce on May 4, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on May 4, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINALLY

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

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by rightcenterfielder on May 4, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

woohooo

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORKY BORKY

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

BORK OFF

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand is free from hate for the next twelve hours.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 4, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 4, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I raise.

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on May 4, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I call.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 4, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

So amazingly creepy.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

now put bochy’s head on one of them

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on May 4, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, swap the jacket for an ascott and it’s the Venture Brothers.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 4, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I still don’t believe Scott came through like that. I was already resigned to tossing and turning all night.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on May 4, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a surprise.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was seriously all ready to get up and get on with the day

And THEN.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was in the car on the S-Curve of the Bay Bridge. I almost crashed.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He also played awesome defense

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was pretty remarkable.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone else gasp at the stretch catch?

Then, DAT HR

Constantly rosterbating.

by SabeanMetrics on May 4, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did more than gasp

I screamed for like 30 seconds. Saved the game.

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was so stunned I couldn't do anything

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must be more stoic than the rest of you.

All I did was raise my eyebrows and then do a fist pump.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand by far the player of the game,

non lincecum division

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The pitch before he hit the HR, I posted “What a sickening game”. Scott showed me.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A
Holy crap.
Well that was an interesting drive home, switching between the Sharks and the Giants.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 4, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

wait, Urban, what did Aaron Rowand do to Nunez?

Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 4, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

skull fucked him?

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Crazy Game:

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

amazing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 8th inning

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

somebody mentioned kruk and kuip somehow being in miami vice

and i may have made a parody image ready to go…but ill save it for the post game thread

by ir1shgiant on May 4, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

X-Gif for X-tra long win

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 4, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok i should go home

been sitting here watching the game from work.

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'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

THEN GO HOME YOU PUNK

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL TWO TIME ZONES DRUNKER THAN ME

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'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

/listens closely to Jon’s highlights

When I went in to class the Giants had a lead and Timmy was cruisin’

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 4, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

You must not go to class ever again

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

My computer might as well die right now from all this

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

FP needs to talk faster.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

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