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I can't choose!!

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

this one or the stew one!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 4, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Which One?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Uhhhhh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

were f'ed

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 4, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

STEW! I WANT STEW!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 4, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

the other one

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on May 4, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

When in doubt, go with the one with the peanuts strip.

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

is good advice

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the chosen thread.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I was kind of hoping for a schism.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 4, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, Mike Lamb is still around.

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Mmmm lamb

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Lamb stew?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 4, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

bah

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

2 thread jinx

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

can the PGT be called “Timmy is Unhuman”?

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Depends on the rest of the game.

by speckops on May 4, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you for answering my question Xanthan!

Uribe does rock.

I WAS ON ESPN AND AM SPECIAL!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 4, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Third thread at best.

by speckops on May 4, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fifth at best

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh what the fuck is going on

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

K record NY 16 // SF 15

Mathewson and Perry, respectively

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 4, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL OLD

Schmidt had 16 a few years ago

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

correct

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF, sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com?

http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/sf/history/single_game_records.jsp

Most Strikeouts — 15 Gaylord Perry 7/22/1966

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 4, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

fail

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a plaque on the portwalk commemorating the 16 K’s. Dumb.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

A cool dude.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

XANTHAN WUSN’T RIGHT

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

xanthan is a computer, duh

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I BLAME NATTO

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad thread is BAD

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS THREAD SUCKS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Natto.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

seconded

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on May 4, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick

To the other thread!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, now Timmy can strike out the side.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Just started watching in the 4th...

Do the Marlins announcers not like their team? It’s like they’re doing anything they can not to talk about the game. (OMG, it’s Cinco de Mayo! Tomorrow!)

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on May 4, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

My alltime favorite overheard question-

“When is cinco de mayo this year?”

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve noticed this too. They already rode the “Bruce Bochy’s head is big” train to the next station.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’LL BAN YOU ALL

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I DARE YOU!

and if you do, i know a good lawyer

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

we deserve it!

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Feed the beast, Tim

Feed it!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Anybody think trading Cain and Teixeira for Heyward, Pena, and Kazmir is worth it? i say no

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes.

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is, and both Cain and Mark were my keepers

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Can someone update me? How many Ks is that for Tim?

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

11

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, you.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

God damn it!

This thread is ahead of my stream, and by the extent you guys were bitching I thought Lamb got a HR.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 4, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Volcanic Island eh?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 4, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow someone beat me to a “Tell me about Zito” question.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

whew

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

God damn Sharks… i knew they would lose one game in detroit, that’s a given

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK.

That was scary.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

scary

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

What the shit is going on

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy hates humidity!

I’ve been saying it for 2 years now

"Don't wear socks in the rain."

by cybermaldonado on May 4, 2010 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Thread tomfoolery!

Also WTF is going on this inning? Mike Lamb & Cameron Maybin? Not cool.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 5:46 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Two cheap ass hits

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No kidding.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah and I trust Lincecum with this

Dude gets Ks. I’d be more concerned with someone like Dirty or Zito pitching.

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 5:49 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

this thread blows hard

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw a changeup

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

what if he doesnt feeeeeeel like it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strikes Tim

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m getting nervous

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTTY!!!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on May 4, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

OS X Update

So…like, I totally got it running and stuff.

Now to figure out how to get from 10.6.1 > 10.6.3 without blowing it up.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 4, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

hey dude

What’s the model of the Acer you’re using?

I’m thinking of Hackintoshing a netbook.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 4, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

1000HE

And fuck…as soon as I got it running, boom things go bad in the game.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 4, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woah you're making a hackintosh?

Cool.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on May 4, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCOTT!!!!!

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on May 4, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWNADS!!!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT!

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

HOOOOOLLLYYY SHIIIITT!!!!!

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG ROWAND!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Timmy

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 4, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWNADS!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 4, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

New Thread NOW PLEASE

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

AARON ROWAND YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWNADS!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

ALL IS FORGIVEN AARON!!!! HOOOLLYYY SHIIITTTT

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWAND

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS SCARY

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY.
FUCKING.
SHIT.

by deuce deuce on May 4, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTTY DOES KNOW

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 5:47 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

WILD CARD BITCHES

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Yea Sott

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 4, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

oops Scott

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 4, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh maaannnn.

by Norcalnappy on May 4, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit Rowand. You get a break from me for awhile

by DFARowand on May 4, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Until that next slider in the dirt.

by speckops on May 4, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘DFAMolina’

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 4, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

AARON ROWAND!!!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on May 4, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Gamerness!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 4, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand did good?

explain pls thx

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 4, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING AMAZING DIVING CATCH

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

saved 2 runs

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fantastic diving catch to rob Coghlan.

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Payback.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 4, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would Velez have had that without a dive?

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

ps Torres would have had that.

by Norcalnappy on May 4, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

OH. MY. GOD.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Almost like an Alex Smith hail marry right?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, not worth a web gem! HELLUVA PLAY SCOTTY, THROW Ks TIM

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

That wouldn’t have been a cheapass hit though, so, uh, Timmy, let’s get back to the Ks.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Not bad.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Somebody give Rowand a raise

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on May 4, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

OHMYGOD

I love you, Aaron Rowand

It's MAGIC inside!

by GiantsBabe on May 4, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn, I can’t believe I’m not watching this game and forgot to DVR it.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

that was an easy catch for him. if anyone recognizes a low ball tailing away from him, it’s him… lord knows he’s hacked at every single one he has ever seen

by mlb22 on May 4, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job aaron

(did not call him scott this time atleast)

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on May 4, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

And all 60 fans in Miami are booing.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Gamer x 2

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 4, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

SPOKE TOO SOON

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

THERE we go.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on May 4, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck this shit.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FFS

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn it.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on May 4, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad Timmy

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, crap.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 4, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow… soooo, what now

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddmamit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

That was crushed.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU, GREAT PLAYER

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Hanley is pretty good.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job all you jinxers.

by Norcalnappy on May 4, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Jinx ass motherfuckers.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 4, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

crud

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 4, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

NEW FUCKING THREAD RIGHT NOW

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Good God.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMNIT!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 4, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re going to need more run(s).

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn Hanley, you’re pretty fucking good

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

CAN I BLAME NATTO?

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

And so it goes from best start of the year to worst in one swing.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 4, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I don’t think he’s going to break the strikeouts record.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck the strikeout record, i'm more worried about a WIN

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

-_-

Proud adoptive little sister of Joe Paterson.

by imovermyhead on May 4, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

This fucking thread has sucked from the first second

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy's lost his command.

Frowny face.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Jubilation!

Kicked in the nuts!

by deuce deuce on May 4, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I liked him that time he struck out.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, great player is great

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn you, sub-tropical climate!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 4, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd go back to the sharks

but that game sucks too

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 4, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

you didn't really think they'd sweep, did you?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some anger behind that pitch

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LinceKKKKKKKKKKKKum



Meh.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

At some point, I’d like to see a Warhol-esque treatment of this.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

new thread since this one sucks

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/4/1458369/gameday-thread-diamond-pearl

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

stfd

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

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