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What the fUggla?

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Pablo needs to chill out

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

No, he needs to heat up!

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He really hasn't had many RBI's lately, i'd be pissed too

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hasn’t had many hits lately :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

so i'd be happy if he were pissed off

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN THE INNING

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Must win more innings

/Shawon

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by nvsfg on May 4, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

fUggla = *nix command?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 4, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

f(Uggla)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s to the Giants’ offense keeping the pressure on Sanchez!

/tries not to laugh

by Every6thDay on May 4, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

i prefer the original

RED

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 4, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Reds?

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't beleive how far behind Gameday is

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by Goofus on May 4, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Offering our thoughts and prayers

for Mark DeRosa’s BABIP.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

According to Gameday

JFK was just assassinated

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by Goofus on May 4, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Franco is still alive!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 4, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to Gameday...

the Yankees won the 2009 World Series

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by nvsfg on May 4, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick go buy stock in IBM and Xerox.

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by Merope on May 4, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard this Warren Buffet chap has some good ideas.

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on May 4, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way to spoil it

I was still getting election returns from Chicago.

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?

by EliminateMe on May 4, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1,000 for 1960 election night reference

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, come on guys

A run!

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

HE AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

1st / 3rd 1 out

and DeRosa couldn’t get the run in? Awesome.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 4, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh, he hit a line drive up the middle that Uggla made a great play on, you realize?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did not

the other thread crapped out for me

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 4, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uggla made a diving catch to rob him of a hit.

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was robbed by Uggla diving up the middle. Solid contact, slicing liner that just was a little too slow. Not his fault.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

how dare you sir

you see, he hit a liner up the middle, and uggla made a great play to rob him of a hit.

good day to you!

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 4, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

More dogpiling!

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait what happened?

I missed the previous 7 messages

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 4, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK NOT A STRIKEOUT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

U R FASCIST!

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by cornball on May 4, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

When’s the return date for Rent?

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by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s available to pinch hit today, but not sure when he’ll be back in the lineup.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s available to pinch hit hack today

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 4, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He will not play but will stay off the DL for at least 4-5 more days, with perhaps a PH appearance thrown in, at which point he will finally be placed on the DL.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was supposedly going to be ready for the road trip. Dunno what’s changed.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He tried to run today and still had some tightness.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I thought, and why I asked.

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by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rent is usually due on the first of the month.

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by nvsfg on May 4, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just figured out I could pay mine online, rather than driving it down to Costa Mesa.

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by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to 2008 !!

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by nvsfg on May 4, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

My management company finally added the option to their website. I pay every other bill online.

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by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope the landlord does decide to return him.

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by cornball on May 4, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the pregame, I thought they said maybe tomorrow.

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by Merope on May 4, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally scarf

/doesn’t perceive the magic

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 4, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

He kicked the puck into the net.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who did?

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by Merope on May 4, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zetterberg

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by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU HENRIK

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

All things Red Wing are deserving of disdain.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet their whining about the officiating is going reach astronomical heights after this.

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by Merope on May 4, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh… you have no idea, my cousins and family up in detroit are all on my ass about it

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I’m certain it will.

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by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm listening to Ruzanowski... can't spell his name

but that’s what they’re sayin

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

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by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

PEACE MAYBIN

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Cameron!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

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by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD MAYBIN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LinceKKKKKKum

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

bullshit, 6 Ks already?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just the one last inning.

Panic!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

With the current trend

He will get -3 strikeouts in the 7th inning!

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?

by EliminateMe on May 4, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Paterno’d.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trend reversed.

You may all stop panicking now.

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?

by EliminateMe on May 4, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, have a day TIM

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got here

Uggla & Hanley made some great plays but why didn’t Bork have Timmy bunt?

Also STFD Maybin

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 4:58 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Well, the AB turned out like a bunt in the end anyway.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that's true

But still poor managing IMO.

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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 5:00 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

HE HAD THREE HITS IN ONE GAME ONCE, HE’S A GOOD HITTER!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didn't bunt initially because of the LEFTY-RIGHTY MATCHUP! of course

Bochy’s decision backfired, but ended up working out

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by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not enough K’s in that inning.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll take the low pitch count

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by Goofus on May 4, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

What a bum

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by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice quick inning.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I like that inning.

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim Lincecum

good at baseball

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn Tim

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by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry, Al.

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybin should just give up.

He’s got no idea what Lincecum is throwing. That was an embarrassing AB.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Sharks update

Red wings scored, but it looks like they’re going to overturn it as a kick-in

by furikawari on May 4, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

+1, im not watching

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That "yes on 17" commercial lady is REALLY annoying

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh. I’m going to sponsor a ballot initiative to ban ballot initiatives!

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by Merope on May 4, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll sign that one.

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by timmeh on May 4, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Timmy!

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by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I like 8 pitch innings.

Marlins are realizing the futility of their situation, and are hackin’.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Only 39 through three for Tim with six Ks? Yes, I will gladly accept that.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

YEA FUCK YOU DETROIT

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

HUZZAH!

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by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Scizor is cleaning up in the Battle Tower.

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Nerdiest sentence of the year!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doubtful.

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, considering I have no idea what that sentence means.

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by timmeh on May 4, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

50 year old wants to know what a Scizor is......

/waits to get laughed at.

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by nvsfg on May 4, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natto has Pedro Feliz on his fantasy team?

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by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks Dangerous

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by nvsfg on May 4, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like dinner in Louisiana

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pokemon

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL...

If I don’t understand the comment, it is usually Pokemon related.
/haz a sad

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by nvsfg on May 4, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO GOAL!

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on May 4, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, Timmy is sure terrible when the weather is hot and humid.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Trivia question

Last 2 Giants pitchers to win their first four games of the season.

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t Damian Moss start out like 5-0 as a Giant

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by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Yes, he did.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

But wasn't he Australian?

Doomed for failure. And to hell with him anyway.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

schmidt?

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vida and Knepper in '78?

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 4, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope was wrong

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 4, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ patiently waits for correct answer.
// radio only, at work.

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by nvsfg on May 4, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Livan ’02
Tim ’10

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by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tips hat in thanks....

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by nvsfg on May 4, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Estes?

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by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie: way to suck.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck is as suck does

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

QUESTIONS

Pitch count on both pitchers?

Score on Sharks game?

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by grape on May 4, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Sharks game: 0-0

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

53 for sanchez

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

53 for Sachez
39 for Lincecum

by OmahaGiants on May 4, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

39 for Tim

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WEAK POPUPS

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Pop ups!

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL POPOUTS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey guys? This pitcher isn’t that good. Take some fucking pitches.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaron Rowand: most productive Giant.

/weeps

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOAR POPUPS

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Wasted inning is wasted.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

one pitch outs!

They’re good, right?

by furikawari on May 4, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

home run in phone booth

/snarks Huff

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 4, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

THE BEST 3,4,5 HITTERS IN THE LEAGUE!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate and Downs are the only guys on the team who can hit.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Somebody said the top half of the lineup would be better in the pregame thread

LOL them

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were better in the pregame thread

In the game itself, not so much.

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by EliminateMe on May 4, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the fouls

at least they’re making him throw

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh

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by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t like that inning

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by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

It ain't over yet.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes it is

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the top half is.

There’s this other part where Lincecum strikes people out.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well right

But I don’t think anyone is complaining about Tim’s performance so far. Besides him not getting enough Ks.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

half inning

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL INNING

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 4, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn't get the result

But that was a pretty nice AB from Uribe. He actually saw some pitches and fought off some tough pitches.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Juan Uribe accounted for 60% of that inning.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh… well I’ve procrastinated enough, need to drive to class…. don’t let anything exciting happen till I get back!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 4, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Mark Gruzielanek is batting leadoff for the Indians.

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

*Grudzielanek

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Austin Kearns was batting clean up for them yesterday

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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 5:08 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I have a feeling that the Indians are really bad this year. /checks standings. Yeah, they’re really bad. Really bad. Also, ESPN’s standings include run differential. Why don’t MLB.com’s?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because then there wouldn’t be room for Netflix popups.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have huge columns for last and next games. If I wanted to know that information I’d look at the schedule or the scoreboard. Not the standings.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

In fairness

I’m watching Gameday and it looks like Sanchez would be really hard to hit. His pitches have these red and blue tails following htem that would have to be distracting.

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by Goofus on May 4, 2010 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

You need to turn your Doc Ellis filter off.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

especially if they start scoring touchdowns.

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

TBH, I think a decent hitter might be able to spot that he’s telegraphing which pitchers are heading for the strike zone.

by sarf_london_niner on May 4, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

* pitches, obviously

He isn’t throwing Wellmeyer and Medders right into the hitters zone….although that might be a plan.

by sarf_london_niner on May 4, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh they had to get 4 wins in 4 starts, ok.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

and it included Tim.

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Lincecum won his first four starts of 2010! Who are the last two pitchers to do so?

Tim Lincecum in 2010!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, seemed kinda dumb.

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has trouble reaching it because he's fat, dave

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Annnnd here comes the change up

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

The cameraman is just sitting in the outfield seats.

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Who finds it pretty funny that the camera guy is hanging out in the stands?

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by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

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by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Hanley

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by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

S

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by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD HANLEY!

whoa nasty slider

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD brah!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LinceKKKKKKKum

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

SEVEN THE FUCK DOWN

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

and there’s 7 K’S, wow…

LOL, guy doing the Reds game here, “I’m not a big cycles guy, it’s just whatever”

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Thing is, it happened.

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone hit for the cycle? Or are they talking about Aaron Rowand?

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

talking about the Mets

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Omar Minaya trades Ike Davis for Joe Borchard

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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 5:11 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Cycles, whatever.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 5:08 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

TIM!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

open timmy is a beast thread??

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh mother fucker, WINGS SCORE

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Paul McCartney or LInda McCartney?

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by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIP Linda…

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on May 4, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

God that high fastball was nasty.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

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by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

cruel and unusual pitches

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 4, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain is chilling.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD CANTU!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

holy jesus he is God

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 5:09 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Ball had some wicked cut to it.

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by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

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LinceKKKKKKKKum

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddamn that was a nasty pitch.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

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by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man Tim

You’re unreal.

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Timmy saw PTI today and he’s angry

by DFARowand on May 4, 2010 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

moi aussi

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 4, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did they say?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

They did a toss-up for NL Cy Young favorite.

Doc Halladay v. Ubaldo.

Filled Timmy’s K-Groove to max.

by L-Nova on May 4, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well they can rot in hell.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum makes my pants tighter.

by Norcalnappy on May 4, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Lighter or Tighter ?

Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on May 4, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a nasty curve.

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

THIRD BEST PITCHER IN THE NL

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

CAN’T PITCH IN FLORIDA WEATHER

by kdl on May 4, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Was that from last summer?

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by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. And, it was one of Kruk’s keys to the game tonight, apparently.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM ONLY KNOWS HOW TO PITCH IN THE RAIN

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by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

what's the most Timmy has struck out in a game?

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by DJ Tofu on May 4, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

15

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

15

McCoven night!

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was there! (But not with the McCoven.) I also bought the tickets for the next start that were, like, $3.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe I had K duty that night. It was a good intro to the art of picture posting.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must have been busy!

by kdl on May 4, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

14 or 15

sounds right

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 4, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea review that shit FUCKING REFS! And Wings fans? FUCK OFF

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

who are you yelling at

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't matter

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wants to make sure they hear him over on Fear the Fin.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 4, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

follow PiKA

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by timmeh on May 4, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea, follow me

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously next overflow needs to be called Open Timmy Is A Beast thread

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

So I hear the next thread is called Timmy is a Beast, true or false?

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by timmeh on May 4, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD UGGLA!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

LinceKKKKKKKKKum

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

MAKE IT 3 LINES!

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by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD dude!

He struck out the side. AGAIN!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

and we missed a (deuces) call, too

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by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shh.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD x9

Once I adopted Tim Flannery. I've since left him outside a fire station.

by pme on May 4, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG!

9! NINE TIMES!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 4, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You taught me everything I know.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can do it

I can do it 9 times.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL LINCECUM. YOU ARE RIDICULOUS

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 4, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

STFDSTFDSTFD

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 5:11 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

This isn't fair.

Particularly with the umpire digging it.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Verily

But it is freaking awesome.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

NNNNNNNNNNNNNINE TIIIIIIMES

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 4, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

9 K's in 4 in

Holey schnikeys!

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by WilliamVanLandingham on May 4, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

and in only 53 pitches.

by FPTV on May 4, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

4 ip, 2 ground outs 1 fly ball.

by OmahaGiants on May 4, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

53 pitches with 9ks in 4 innings isn’t bad at all

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Amazing

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

53 and 9 Ks. Sick.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let’s be honest here: It’s acceptable.

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on May 4, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing is, it happened.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was focused.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 4, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never say this, but whatevs. It’s Tim.

FUCKING. BEAST.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT TIM LINCECUM

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

he must be mad at all the attention Jimenez is getting.

by FPTV on May 4, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Jimenez is a good picther but overrated

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 4, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walks a lot of dudes. No hitters with 6 BBs would scare me.

by speckops on May 4, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

More Ryan than Lincecum.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on May 4, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTFY

More Sanchez than God.

by speckops on May 4, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Lincecum + Young Money= Good day!

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 4, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Uhhhhhh… so has it been established that this Tim Lincecum guy is pretty decent?

by deuce deuce on May 4, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

He's having a down year

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

His fastball is down

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 4, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard there’s room for improvement.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 4, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

10th pick at best, nerbs.

by speckops on May 4, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHO?

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on May 4, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh.

He’s never thrown a no-hitter.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAINO WUZROBBED

by kdl on May 4, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

PURPLOLE ROW

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Shitty row

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

every time you curse a purple dinosaur dies.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 4, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ass

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cock

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bitch

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

MacGruber

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on May 4, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pepsi Pepsi Pepsi Pepsi

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on May 4, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Coke, Pepsi

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

OTHER!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

No fries, chips.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

No chips, crisps.

by L-Nova on May 4, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh fuck me

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah they can suck it

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stanford men's volleyball update

NCAA final four, Thurs night at Stanford, vs Ohio State
anyone in a costume will be admitted at the regular price

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 4, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Miami Ohio

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oski bites

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 4, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

and rubs his ass on trees.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 4, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on May 4, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOOK OUT TIMMYS GOING SUPERNOVA TONIGHT!

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on May 4, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if Nate will ever hit a home run

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

a what?

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

and only against the A’s

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on May 4, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

just got here. i see timmy is doing all right

by mlb22 on May 4, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

He could be doing better

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 4, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i noticed he didn’t drive in 2 runs. the jerk

by mlb22 on May 4, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

slacker

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not impressed with the number of strikeouts

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pfft 9? wake me when he has 12

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on May 4, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, he didn’t even strike out Anibal Sanchez!

by Hamed on May 4, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

the speed of his fastball is down, is he hurt?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on May 4, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cy Young for Lincecum!

Once I adopted Tim Flannery. I've since left him outside a fire station.

by pme on May 4, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody else notice that Nate’s been having great ABs lately? Lots of 7+ pitch duels.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, his approach seems wildly improved this year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve said it before: best acquisition of the offseason was Bam Bam.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the end of last year, folks here were giving me crap for wondering why the hitting coach wasn’t positively affecting the team, and telling me that the hitting coach has near zero influence, except for perhaps on the youngest rookies.

My hope was that the hitting coach did actually contribute (and if he didn’t, you needed to evaluate the players’ reactions to the coach or the coach himself), and it looks like the change this season has, indeed, made a difference.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the only sample size we got!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 4, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Size doesn’t matter!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have, but I’m biased.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 4, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but the season just started.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice AB here

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 4, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LITERALLY

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this AB.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Fleet footed Nate!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 4, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate!

Ground attack, reignite!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

And great AB, Nate!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

9 pitch AB!

Proud adoptive little sister of Joe Paterson.

by imovermyhead on May 4, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vroomed

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 4, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

GROUND ATTACK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Great AB.

Love that he went up the middle there

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

dear nate, your fast

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I’M JUGGERNATE, BITCH

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

R.I.P. Ernie Harwell

http://freep.com/article/20100504/SPORTS02/100504087/1321/Ernie-dies-at-92

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

:(

RIP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow... didn't he do Tiger games? how sad

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tears

That is sad, sad news.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 4, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

sadness for greatness

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 4, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

May he rest in peace.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIP

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 4, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on May 4, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sucks,

Good dude.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nasty Nate!

Once I adopted Tim Flannery. I've since left him outside a fire station.

by pme on May 4, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

There you are! :) Nate’s fanclub is not fully represented.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Er, *now fully represented.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

eek!

I am off and on right now doing other stuff but I will try and keep an eye on Nate!

It's MAGIC inside!

by GiantsBabe on May 4, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

hes out of the game

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on May 4, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on May 4, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can Nate move up in the line up please

by DFARowand on May 4, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

We already have a 2 hitter

by ACgiant97 on May 4, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate with the VROOOOM

Also LOL Kuip “If it hit him in the shin, I’m going to the hospital”

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 5:17 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

well if you get hit in the shin hard enough, it can cause anerior compartment syndrome, and that is life threatening

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, Organist really filling in the void there. THank God!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on May 4, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Since he took his break, Jon has been ragging on the crowd less.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nate Schierholtz

BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 4, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad Ass MF!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on May 4, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nabokov!!! just stopped a penalty shoy

by DFARowand on May 4, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 4, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOA

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want a

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

pony?

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

A guy in my office ate one of those this weekend. I need to ask him about it.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

subject line

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has anyone had one of those yet?

by deuce deuce on May 4, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like a heart attack

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

get ready for a sodium hangover

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the record

I don’t actually want to eat one of these, I want a Double, Downs.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL, that’s awesome. Too bad we’re all too dumb to get it.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

At the Kentucky Derby party I was at, the host took some of the fried chicken he had made and whipped a few of those (but with good bacon and cheese). Evilicious.
The point was made that if you put that in a bun, nobody says boo.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 4, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about the syndrome?

by speckops on May 4, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Gameday: “Nate Schierholtz singles on a ground ball to catcher John Baker.” Is that for real?

by kdl on May 4, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

It hit the pitcher and ricocheted back towards the catcher, but slowly enough that Nate made it to first.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. I love Nate’s hustle in situations like this.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

That is what happened.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

line drive hit Sanchez and ricocheted back slowly to Baker

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who got hurt? Nate? Was it from being too awesome?

by Into the Void on May 4, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddie got hurt without even being in the lineup!?

by Into the Void on May 4, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s funny because it’s true.

by kdl on May 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freddy Got Fingered

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on May 4, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was due to Nate’s awesomeness, but it was the pitcher that was hurt.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEA NATE!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOM!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

How will the Giants fail to score now?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on May 4, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

In ways unimaginable until now.

Think different™

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on May 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER stole a base

Nate Schierholtz’s new name

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 4, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Downs Understands Baseball

Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on May 4, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Interesting

but was that the right move? If you assume Timmah isn’t going to drive him in, that seemed an unneccessary risk (not watching, just doing risk analysis).

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 4, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY NATE!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

CantuLOL!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

SANCHEZ FOUR CANTU

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

DO THE HUSTLE!

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?

by EliminateMe on May 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOT

Good job dude we didn’t trade for!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on May 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

DOWNS

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLCANTU

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CANTU

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate 2 runs!

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on May 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

KickToo

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

NATE AND DOWNS SHOULD BE UP IN THE ORDER, FUCKING MORON MANAGER

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL I AGREE, BENGIE in the cleanup spot? LOL what a pathetic team

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a pathetic excuse for a manager

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sandavol can’t get a hit, molina can’t get a hit, huff can’t get a hit, the bottom of the order can at least

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair

Sandoval and Molina are still hitting over .330 on the year, and Huff was 6-for-10 in his last 3 games. It’s not like Bochy is keeping unproductive guys in there.

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?

by EliminateMe on May 4, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

RISP

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

.330 is cool and all

but what about where the money lies?

by L-Nova on May 4, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

heehee

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

DOWNS

Proud adoptive little sister of Joe Paterson.

by imovermyhead on May 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN SANCHEZ FOR CANTU

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit.. WIngs goal

by DFARowand on May 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Another one?!

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on May 4, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cantu=matador

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

goddamn nate is on fucking fire

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

You betcha.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

NATE!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on May 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

25 errors?

I’ll take the double plays, thanks.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

More like CanNOT

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on May 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

i c wut u did their

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

jponry

use the double down picture every time!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL CANTU

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on May 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Good result, but would have rather seen Downs’ approach to be to the right side there.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice bunt

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy gets it doen agaiN!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on May 4, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t get the CSN Bay Area feed to work, so I’m watching FSN Florida. Not that great.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice bunt

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate

Career as a solid starter in his future?

by Norcalnappy on May 4, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

With his defense, he doesn’t have to hit that well to be one.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Career as a solid starter in his future? present.

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?

by EliminateMe on May 4, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Play Runs

FUCK YEAH!!!!

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 4, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

2-0 Wings, oh hell

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

ESPN gamecast needs a puck possession stat.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants themed sake set?

Man, I want one. My Giants shopping bag is pretty awesome, by the way.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to get it I want to get it

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on May 4, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Snuggie is awesome , by the way

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on May 4, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want that sweet, sweet skateboard deck.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. Maybe I should take my kid to that game.

I also really want Luchador Lou.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 4, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Rowand & Downs!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Great Scott!

POOP!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

ROWRUNZ!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOL MARLINS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Poor Sanchez.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

So you wanna pitch in the big leagues?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol sanchez got beaned again!

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

ARROW!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on May 4, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s up guys. I just watched Death Race (lol).

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim’s fastball velocity

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

w00t

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCOTT!

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNZ!!!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 4, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

What the heck is happening?

Someone anyone explain!@

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 4, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants baseball.

Think different™

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on May 4, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lots of DP's and pop-ups?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 4, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Getting the bounces tonight

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH ROWAND

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on May 4, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

wow. FLA has zero luck right now.

And ill take it!

Its funny because fuck the dodgers

by kvdp12 on May 4, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLMARLINS

by deuce deuce on May 4, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I will go when they have a ninja heritage night

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on May 4, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

that poor pitcher is getting abused

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 4, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand's got some serious voodoo goin' on tonight.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

DeRosa takes the GIDP sign. Failed last time so wants to come through here

by DFARowand on May 4, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL TOP OF THE ORDER

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MARK DEROSA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Kuip talking about his ownage. Scott has broken 1, maybe 2 bats tonight

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

and DeRosa kills it.

by pwoper on May 4, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good, a double play.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Poop

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLROSA

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Larosas? i just had some tonight for dinner

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sigh

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I recently read that GIDPs just don't matter

Something about the 1990 Red Sox

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

They took the AL East pennant!

(with 88 wins)

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh

SETTOOGUCHI!!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 4, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyways like I was about to say

Sharks were down 2-0 even with Nabby stopping a penalty shot.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 4, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIANTS NEED TO H&R MORE TO AVOID THE DOUBLE PLAYS!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Goal setoguchi!!!!!!

by DFARowand on May 4, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES SHARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AT THE END OF THE PERIOD

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

That was critical!

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on May 4, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aaron Rowand

Leading the league in RBI’s in which the ball barely leaves the infield or doesn’t at all

by ACgiant97 on May 4, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Gamer

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on May 4, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He learned from the master

Rich Aurilia has many tools in his belt of gamertacity.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leading the league in RBI’s in which the ball barely leaves the infield or doesn’t at al

by OmahaGiants on May 4, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Timmy has his 3 runs....

isn’t he like 37 -2 with 3 runs?

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on May 4, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

yup

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

dont' jinx

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK

isn’t he like 37 -2 with 3 runs

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on May 4, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uncool, dude.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He didn’t win the last one.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember 37-1

the good ol’ days

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 4, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, don’t jinx.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

shush

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 4, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really want to like you DeRosa, I’m trying real hard.

by randolphforpresident on May 4, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Assist by Pavelski of course

by DFARowand on May 4, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

who is this Pavelski guy? i just know Heatley, Thornton, and Marleau

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

:) ha

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark DeRosa your new name is Gary Matthews Jr.

because you FUCKING SUCK!

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 4, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you feel better now?

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on May 4, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Si, muchos gracias

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 4, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t think he was hyped as much as GRJ

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 4, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

So DeRosa suck pretty hard

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on May 4, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Mark is getting close to the Mendoza line

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Mark DeRosa’s wrist is filled with sand and marbles.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

held together with tape

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, not duct tape.

by L-Nova on May 4, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently, hitting Sanchez twice also works.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's Baseball, Bitches!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 4, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m probably one of the few to whom it matters, but it’s so nice to have the Giants playing in the Eastern time zone. Now I can actually see the games without staying up absurdly late.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

This is the biggest reason I don’t miss the East Coast

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was in England last year.

That hurt.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was rough too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

DISCLAIMER: HE'S JUST KIDDING

This is why I argue for the Giants to move to Birmingham.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s great.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember my days in Boston when this was the case for me.

by deuce deuce on May 4, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

New lineup:

P Lincecum
2B Downs
RF Schierholtz
SS Uribe
1B Huff
C Molina
3B Sandoval
LF DeRosa
CF Rowand

by deuce deuce on May 4, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

SO THIS, GOD THE TOP OF THE LINEUP BLOWS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT ANYMORE IT DOESN’T!

by speckops on May 4, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

not with this lineup

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I crazy...

or at the Giants marketing crew going nutso this season?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

More interest in the team due to Lincecum and the staff.

by Norcalnappy on May 4, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL he swung at that

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

$5 tickets? I’m going there.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions  

shitty shitty seats. left field VR is obstructed. Almost any weeknight game has tickets on StubHub.com for around 5 bux.

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I didn’t even notice those were the tickets they were talking about

I sat in those for a WS game but I wouldn’t do it any other game

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Christ DeRosa

Brian Sabean veteran FA signings for more than one year:

Success stories:

- Jeremy Affeldt

Overpays / Failures:

- Aaron Rowand
- Edgar Renteria
- Barry Zito
- Mark DeRosa (SSS, I know, I know)
- Freddy Sanchez (overpay)
- Dave Roberts
- Randy Winn

we could back further and add gems such as..
- Armando Benitez
- Matt Morris
- etc etc etc et

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 4, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Benitez! COOONNNNNNNNNNNN

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on May 4, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

3/22?

Cmon. Unless we’re assigning ridiculous values to his defense in RF, that was paying above market value for mediocrity. I admit to not having the Fangraphs nos in front of me (and I know they loved his defense, so perhaps that’s it)

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 4, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was worth at least his salary in every year of the deal except the last one, I think. And worth way more some years, so on the hole, the Giants came out ahead.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow on the hole huh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey now!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 4, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fangraphs says he was worth more than what he made every year on the giants

Though they don’t have data on 2009 yet.

But in 2008, he was worth 13 million more dollars than his salary

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay, mea culpa on that one

out of curiousity, how much of his WAR are they assigning to defense?

I will make hte apoint that Fangraphs win values are the marginal cost of adding wins on the FA market – you could not (not even the Yankees) assemble a team paying the marginal cost for each win, because a 90 win team sets you back ~$360M dollars. So yes, Winn may not be a market value overpay in that sense.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 4, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Certainly a lot of that is defense, but he was a really fucking good defensive outfielder, so…

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hit .306/.363/.426 in 08 though

He was just really pretty good all around, the defense especially.

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not enough paper or ink to list them all

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winn was a pretty good deal in the end

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that awful last season just sticks with people

by DFARowand on May 4, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

But overall he was a good deal

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but to be fair he didn’t pencil his name in every day. I think he knew he shouldn’t be the every day RF. But it was not a bad move to have him here, it just didn’t work out.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 4, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

right not blaming him

unlike Blownitez

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 4, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Winn wasn’t really a FA.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

2-1 Wings on a goal by Setoguchi with 3 seconds left

by furikawari on May 4, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

NO WAY!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i need a strikeout here so i can say Go Red Wings without anyone noticing it

by mlb22 on May 4, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

PERISH !

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 4, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

BANNED

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on May 4, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

/banned

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont dislike the sharks at all, despite 1994… i even went to one of their 9 wins during the inaugural season. when they beat detroit in this series, i’ll pull for them

by mlb22 on May 4, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s how you field, Sanchez!

by speckops on May 4, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Assist!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Downsy!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

This Lincecum is a freak

ya ever notice that?

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 4, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

super freak, now.

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Freaky Franchise

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Aight, COMMENCE DRINKING SIERRA NEVADA NOW!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Torpedo, and summer ale

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wait, i'm sorry, it's just pale ale

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last time I had SN was the Celebration Ale this past winter

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

How was it? I thought it was VERY good

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very tasty. A ton of flavor

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep, that's exactly why i liked it

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some Sierra Nevada sounds about right, right now

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have some Blue Moon around here somewhere. That’s about it.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 4, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

EWWW

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be nice, I didn’t buy it.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 4, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got some Mothership Wit here, myself.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yummy

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM, TIM

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Guys, I don't think tim can pitch very well in the heat

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

that looked painful

by furikawari on May 4, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

IIRC: I predicted last year that this would be the thing he improves this year.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 4, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

but he can pitch great.

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'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim can't pitch when the temp. is over 68F

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t do alot of things well in the heat

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Says to Jimenez,“13Ks is for wimps”

by speckops on May 4, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ROSS!

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

UBALDO IS BETTER!

/img balloon

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

That's a good way to embarass a man.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on May 4, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD ROSS

Also LOL

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LinceKKKKKKKKKKum


I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Ron Washington’s ears perk up

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL he fell down

by pwoper on May 4, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Congratulations, Cody Ross.

You just got posterized.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD Ross

He took it literally

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 5:31 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

lol

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cody Ross...

Humiliation.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

First pitch was fuggin filthy

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIMZ

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Anybody else just imagine that guy corkscrewing himself into the ground while he was spinning around, cartoon-style?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 4, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess you could say he went down swinging.

/howtheyscored

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 5:31 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG THIS IS FANTASTIC

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

Just wow.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on May 4, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!

LMAO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 5:32 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

He’s pretty good.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 4, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

TURN IT TO ELEVEN, BITCHES!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

jesus.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 4, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

SUPER FUCKING NOVA

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on May 4, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LinceKKKKKKKKKKKum



I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

3 Lines! yes

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on May 4, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

IN THE 5TH INNING!

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can haz 4?

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on May 4, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 lines!!

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on May 4, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheater!

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on May 4, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses

so I may strike them out

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL!

So damn funny!

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Lincecum is a godless strikeout machine.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM = GOD

Proud adoptive little sister of Joe Paterson.

by imovermyhead on May 4, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

STD!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE DOWN!

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIT YOUR MOUTH

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOOO LEEE SHIT BALLS

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

11 K in 5 IP

Just give him the damn Cy Young already.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on May 4, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Just give him the damn Cy Young WORLD already.

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 4, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

On pace for 19.8 Ks through 9 innings

Can he break the record?

by PIZZAGUY on May 4, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Shhhh

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs 10 in the next 12 outs…

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 4, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

XI

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on May 4, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh… Roy Halladay is still better, let’s be honest here everyone, no bias here

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

...

r u srs?

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't use just this start, and don't be a punk

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll use all his starts

And you don’t have to be a punk to know Tim is the better pitcher.

It’s all about the K’s baby.

My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."

by GiantPain on May 4, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

BULLSHIT, WINS TELL ALL, and WHIP

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

r u

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 4, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg, a blind squirrel would know i’m fucking kidding

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i didn’t know

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on May 4, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum is ok for being the third or fifth best pitcher in the NL West

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIRD AT BEST

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who am i, who am i?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't want to fall in the Chasm

But Doc is really really good. This will be a good Cy Young race though, and I think Timmy will get it.

by Viva Jon Miller on May 4, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 4, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm loving the guy who...

Is doing the Will Smith esque “WOOOOOOO” whenever Lincecum gets a K.

Maybe … it IS Will Smith.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 4, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Come ask me Giants questions in BBTN Live ^ _ ^

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5161818

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

who the hell is Chris Quick?

and congrats!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 4, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

'Why does BBTN suck so badly?'

But seriously, congrats.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 4, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just spamming the link. I’ll answer Giants questions.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Grant Brisbee on May 4, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

his mother was not a Commodore 64!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 4, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Grant Brisbee on May 4, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. He responded in binary to a private message. Them chats is fancy.

by Grant Brisbee on May 4, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m laughing right now.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

11K's in 5

are they replaying this game tonight? I may need to watch it.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 4, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

K monster

Our lack of pelicans is troubling…

by slackersphere17 on May 4, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear God. Now the FSN Florida announcers are wearing sombreros and holding up pinatas.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

They must be fans of Arizona immigration laws.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be nice if Pablo got a hit.

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda slump! :(

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 4, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I support this sentiment.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 4, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon has an ipad!

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

OH COME ON

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Sandoval just got BABIP’d

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Screw you, Coghlan.

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by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

ARGH

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMMIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 4, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

Waiting for Buster...

by jordanovich on May 4, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

nothing wrong with Panda Swing

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 4, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

nope, that was a damn good swing there, going opposite way, lovin it

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo, getting robbed again.

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by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn, Coghlan

Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 5:36 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

DAMN YOU COUGHLAN!!! FUCKIN UP ME FANTASY TEEM

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Jason Heyward who just hit another homerun is helping my team

by DFARowand on May 4, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH!

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE HEYWARD

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had the option of trading Teixiera and Cain for Heyward, Pena, and Kazmir

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

I’d keep tex and cain

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

Who’s with me to take over Fish Stripes on July 5th when the Marlins play the Dodgers? We’re going to take over and make the fish fans learn to teach Russell Martin how to suck it.

by speckops on May 4, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t really like trying to ‘take over’ other team’s blogs.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

y rly

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 4, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean you don’t go on mccovey’s /i/ board?

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on May 4, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the Giants have an offday that day I believe. So there won’t be much action then.

by speckops on May 4, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL jon!

“my finger touched something it shouldn’t have

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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

wut?

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by DJ Tofu on May 4, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Talking about his iphone

he’s using it to keep up on the baseball scores (after his ipad wouldn’t work) then he said that and “the diamondbacks broadcast came up”

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Thanks to roger
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by bondslegend on May 4, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon, ur killin me

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by PiKAgiant on May 4, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have to leave for school

and switch to radio, and i could not be more excited

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 4, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FAT

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

We like the phrase "weight challenged" here on the PC thread

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie, hackin’ his way back to the 6-spot.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes please

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 4, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSS

Bochy needs to see LOLina suck for at least 2 more seasons

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 4, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has too much game left to bat 6th

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 4, 2010 5:40 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

LAND SHARK

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

TELEGRAM…

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 4, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at the Jimenez game last night, and it’s damn near impossible to be filthier than he was. A 101 MPH fastball with movement? Yikes. But what separates Timmy from Ubaldo, IMO, is Timmy’s ability to limit his pitch count early in games better than Ubaldo. And that’s what elite pitchers do.

by mlb22 on May 4, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s definitely a great pitcher, but his command/control need to improve somewhat before I’ll put him with Tim/Halladay.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said, Baldy is averaging 118 pitches per slightly less than 7 IP per start. He’s like a Howitzer.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 4, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEW THREAD!!

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/4/1458339/gameday-thread-ruby-sapphire

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAT YOU

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

New thread

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/4/1458352/gamethread-ruby-sapphire

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by Natto on May 4, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf do we do!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 4, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANARCHY!

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHICH THREAD?!?!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 4, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

FSN announcer on Anibal: “He’s no Lincecum, but not bad. We’ll be right back.”

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 4, 2010 5:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you for answering my question Xanthan!

Uribe does rock.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 4, 2010 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I WAS ON ESPN AND AM SPECIAL!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 4, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

PHEW!!! THANK YOU ROWAND!

ALL IS FORGIVEN.

Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?

by The Enchanter on May 4, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

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