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This website lets you input a phrase, and then translates it back and forth between Japanese and English, letting you see each variant along the way.

I started with: "Pie is so much better than cake that it's not even funny." The subject of this fanshot is an intermediary result; the final translation is, "Pies, cakes are not used very often."

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The Mets, the club are not expecting me to this season – last year, the Giants are interested in the existence of five major contracts, I was interested, I Dekimasennaku I hope your season.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 4, 2010 8:35 AM PDT reply actions  

GRM from the Quick Starts thread?

Here, I tried one more of those:

Matters beyond the pitch, was at the discretion of my gross average last year Benji – Lead.

Man, even translation software can’t spell his name!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 4, 2010 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

or
Matters beyond the pitch, the final total discretion Benji, I mean it – will be connected.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 4, 2010 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

“I love big butts and I cannot lie; you other brothers can’t deny” eventually becomes, “Big bat, I can not lie to you. You other brothers can not deny.”

WE NEED A BIG BAT!!!! SIGN SIR-MIX-A-LOT GIT R DONE GIANTS BRASS!!!!!!!!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 4, 2010 8:35 AM PDT reply actions  

I like big butts and I cannot lie
I lie like a big ass

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on May 4, 2010 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Off your hands, Jaiantsuburasu get!

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem

by rightcenterfielder on May 4, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone: Do your signature.
“I was looking for third home run and press,” he said. – Oburihafu

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 4, 2010 8:40 AM PDT reply actions  

doing the three components of my sig separately
The historical reality of the situation since 1980 is rubbish, and statistical calculations
Careers Giants: Kaohi Downing. Pick all 50 rounds in heaven (at least extended spring training or to move.)
Please free Fred Lewis, please enjoy the Blue Jays.

The Kaohi Downing bit in particular has a lot of great translations.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 4, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

This intermediary translation of my sig makes me kind of happy:
“I’m a third, strikeouts, which runs the stadium that they are looking for another house,” he said. – Oburihafu

It’s basically poetry.

Also, I just realized that Aubry Huff = Oburihafu. Just sound it out!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 4, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brian is a strong receiver, ignoring the efforts of your employer’s liability, he recommends participation in alcohol consumption.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 4, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or rather:
Sex work, we can drink.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 4, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brian: “Excuse me, Susan”
Susan: “No.”

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Usability Bajiruforuti Strategy: (note, does not equilibrium, just flips the three words around)
We “and” Do I have all these wonderful members of his blog?
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please proceed to break your way to the scoreboard in San Francisco.

The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Go Roger Kieschnick! And son, please continue to break scoreboards on your way to San Francisco.

by WalrusMan on May 4, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Other statistics are good! Mattodaunzu of Fangraphs, 2011 Annual Report Fanuribe!

New Nickname for Matt Downs: Mattodaunzu

Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on May 4, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fanuribe!

Is that what he’s called when he strikes out swinging?

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?

by EliminateMe on May 4, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Other statistics are good!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 4, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowe, Sutibuhamondo. Democrats Jeremiaferuto induction

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 4, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hosekashira to his roots, K is, GB is to join brother Meinridashippusukiru.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on May 4, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Demon baseball
I do not use a hammer Zakkuuira promise

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.

by thehavenot on May 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH NO GODZILLA IS ATTACKING!

Godzilla, AC has been attacked!

However the first translation was:


Godzilla has attacked without AC!

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on May 4, 2010 8:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Brian Sabean has kicked all of the tires.
Brian Sheba, kicking all the tires.

and

Bruce Bochy goes BORK BORK BORK.

Bokubokuboku
Burusubouchi go.

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on May 4, 2010 8:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Bokubokuboku!

Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?

by EliminateMe on May 4, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Works for me
Cake is awesome
into Japanese
ケーキは驚くばかりであ
back into English
Cake is awesome
Pie sucks
into Japanese
パイは吸
back into English
Pie sucks

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on May 4, 2010 9:00 AM PDT reply actions  

See?
I don’t like cake
into Japanese
私はケーキのような
back into English
I like cake
back into Japanese
私はケーキのような
back into English
I like cake

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on May 4, 2010 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

"ResDog engages in flagrant intellectual dishonesty when it comes to the cake vs. pie debate."
The time now is pie ResDog intellectual discussion is to promote the wrong.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 4, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

also
I don’t like pie.
into Japanese私はパイが好きです。
back into EnglishI like pie.
back into Japanese私はパイが好きです。
back into EnglishI like pie.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 4, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

and
cake is highly overrated.
into Japaneseケーキは非常に過大評価されます。
back into EnglishCake is very overrated.
back into Japaneseケーキは非常に過大評価されます。
back into EnglishCake is very overrated.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 4, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

.

.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 4, 2010 9:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Brian Sabean is an idiot.
Buraianshiba is absurd.

See, even in Japan they know the truth.

/auto-defenestrates

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on May 4, 2010 9:08 AM PDT reply actions  

The Giants Way = The Giants Way but…

Equilibrium found!
That didn’t even make that much sense in English.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on May 4, 2010 9:11 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL!

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on May 4, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants will win the World Series, and Eugenio Velez will be the World Series Most Valuable Player.
It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 4, 2010 9:13 AM PDT reply actions  

We consider changes in accounting policy to adjust the exchange rate of the oil account.

Anybody who knows where that comes from gets extra mccovey bucks.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 4, 2010 9:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Is it baseball-related, or pop-culture-related?

Stay hot, Nate!

Proud adoptive parent of Sergio Romo.

by Lyle on May 4, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball related.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 4, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grab some pine, meat.
グラブいくつかの松、肉。
Grab some pine, meat.
Equilibrium found!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 4, 2010 9:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Sacks, Russell Martin

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 4, 2010 9:27 AM PDT reply actions  

It is in the magic

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 4, 2010 9:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Mattokain child, the Dodgers will not save the child.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 10:00 AM PDT reply actions  

It still works!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 4, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 4, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mattokain Child! Superwonderful!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 4, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rush sucks

becomes: “Smoke in a hurry.” There is wisdom in this translator.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on May 4, 2010 10:55 AM PDT reply actions  

that is what he said!
into Japanese
それが彼の言ったことです!
back into English
That is what he said!
that is what she said!
into Japanese
それは彼女が言われて!
back into English
It is said she is!
back into Japanese
それは彼女が言われています!
back into English
She said it is!
back into Japanese
彼女はそれがだ!
back into English
She is it!

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on May 4, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Small crowd, well done and that the difference between the thin tissue is the only thing at stake before the sickness, a hot August weekday. The myth of the writer as long as the clutch hitter is not sport, it’s vulgar, and just like authors write for money.

I really like “the thin tissue is the only thing at stake before the sickness.” I might have to make that my new sig.

My Bucardo is better than yours.

A hot August weekday, before a small crowd, when the only thing at stake is the tissue-thin difference between a thing done well and a thing done ill. Insofar as the clutch hitter is not a sportswriter's myth, it is a vulgarity, like a writer who writes only for money.

by Roger on May 4, 2010 11:25 AM PDT reply actions  

Surprisingly, I don’t find this amusing. At all.

Still in despair.
"Use the stencil! Do it!"
konakona:「つかさに教われと...なんか非常に負けたような気がする。」
Shun Kakazu: MOAR JAPANESE PROSPECTS PLZ

by Zetsuboushita on May 4, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

I find you amusing.

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 4, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

To my surprise, I was this funny. All.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 4, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is awesome

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on May 4, 2010 11:41 AM PDT reply actions  

My sig:
My depth chart Jerarudopoji RHP Steve Edlefsen collected adopted.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on May 4, 2010 11:42 AM PDT reply actions  

does anybody remember when they did this in Newsradio?

by FPTV on May 4, 2010 11:45 AM PDT reply actions  

YES!

SUPER KARATE MONKEY DEATH CAR!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 4, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Monkey-strong bowels.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 4, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Macho Business Donkey Wrestler

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 5, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Surprisingly
Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

becomes…

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

Some things are just universal.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 4, 2010 12:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Changing the punctuation makes it work, though.
The Dark Side: The cause of hatred and fear of pain. Anger can lead to the path of anger and hatred.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 4, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuckin’ Lucas.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 4, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classic intermediary result:
I shit on this plane, it was these motherfucking snakes!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 4, 2010 12:10 PM PDT reply actions  

amazing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 4, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

dodger town
into Japanese
ペテン師の町
back into English
Trickster town

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on May 4, 2010 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

'Bengie Molina is a gritty vet who provides leadership, whereas Buster Posey is a young whippersnapper who cannot call a game.' gets several fine results
Benjimorina is rough and provides leadership for the veterinarian, can not call the game Basutapoji young whippersnapper is not.
Benjimorina rough, and provide leadership for a young whippersnapper Basutapoji can call veterinarian for the game.
Rough Benjimorina Basutapoji the young whippersnapper can play a leading role in the game to call the vet.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 4, 2010 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm just going to post the whole string for this one
I believe in Madison, the garner of bums.
into Japanese私はマディソンを信じて、お尻の獲得。
back into EnglishI believe Madison, earned the ass.
back into Japanese私はマディソンは、お尻を得たと思います。
back into EnglishMadison I, I got my butt.
back into Japaneseマディソンは私が、私は私のお尻を得た。
back into EnglishMadison was, I got my ass.
back into Japaneseマディソンは、私だった私のお尻を得た。
back into EnglishMadison, I got my ass was.
back into Japaneseマディソンは、私は私のお尻を持っていた。
back into EnglishMadison, I had my ass.
back into Japaneseマディソンは、私は私のお尻があった。
back into EnglishMadison, I had my ass.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 4, 2010 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

In one end goes SFGiantsToday

Worst still is that this is going to be a grumpy year in the decent agent market for the Giants to try and rebuild via gracious agency as they have in record visibly. Outside of Aaron Rowand and Bengie Molina, I would be fondly surprised to see any other attorney on the current cluster top 15 home slides or 75 RBI’s this year, so they are going to cop to manufacture fields and taking extra bases will be crucial.

Out comes:

All the Giants, the market re-recording, the appropriate administrative agent, and the worst case, this type of display. You local Earl, my cluster of 15 runs the top 75 surprise special must please others last year, his mind this Benjimorina Aronrowando current law, may order a lot of people, procedures, following : I told the family lovingly slide.

It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

I think I broke it.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 4, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

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