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by Natto on May 31, 2010 2:34 PM PDT
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LOL Rowand
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Pitiful.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Please don’t keep Lincecum in, Bochy
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 31, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions
This game is ruining my day off work
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions
I already used that one, loser.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BUTTER CLARIFICATION!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
take strikes, swing at balls
maybe Nads should change his hitting approach
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 31, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
extrabaggs
Giants go down 1-2-3 in fifth. Lincecum going out to begin the sixth. We’ll see how far he goes.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions
He’s on a one baserunner leash.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 31, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
This thread can haz runz?
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
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by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 2:38 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
We only want Giants runs!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Well, of course
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 2:41 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
lol Giants
They have no chance
Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE
LOL TIM IS STILL PITCHING
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
ugh
I currently anticipate someone’s arm falling off sooner rather than later.
damn.
Why is Timmy back out there?
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
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by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 2:38 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Only 102 pitches so far. Can go more.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 31, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
107.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 31, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL BOCHY
WTF is wrong with you?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I wonder if it’s, you know, possible that stuff like this is why Tim is struggling? Maybe?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
HE IS YOUNG
THERE WERE GUYS LIKE MAYS WHO PLAYED EVERY DAY AND THEN PITCHED EVERY EVENING.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL KRUK “PROBABLY GOING TO BE HIS LAST INNING”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Let me call up vegas for the odds on that.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Take him out now
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
LOL WUT
OUT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUCKING SHIT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions
Stop flapping your arms, you jackass.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
ca caw! ca caw! ca Caw!
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on May 31, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Stewart was out
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by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 2:40 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Shift-A
Just got back from putt-putt golf with the kids (first time for the 4 year old – I could use a drink!).
So not so good, eh?
Does Lincecum look as bad as it sounds? Do we suppose that Lowell Cohn could be right, and Timmy has a dead arm? ARE WE SUPPOSED TO PANIC NOW??
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I don’t think he has a dead arm – I mean, his velocity is the same it’s been all year, his curve ball is still breaking, his changeup looks fine
He just has no control or command
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I think it’s just a bad stretch. I don’t want to read more into it than that if I don’t absolutely have to.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 31, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Also: NOT A CONTRACT YEAR LOL
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 31, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
not looking as bad as the last game
but still won’t check runner at 2B
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Is Bruce Bochy going to go out there?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 31, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions
Do you see a door?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 31, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
He was out
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Is this same crew as the Dodgers Series last July? What the fuck.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
UMP YOU SUCK!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I remember I had an OOTP game where Bautista was inexplicably awesome
by Andrew Martin on May 31, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of Bautistas, Jose Bautista is leading the majors with 16 HRs and I’ve never even heard of him.
by non sequitur on May 31, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
that was roughly my reaction too
Jose Bautista and Vernon Wells: MLB Hitters
by Andrew Martin on May 31, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
HAPPY BDAY DAVID B.!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions
HAPPY BEE-DAY DAVID BEE FLEM
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Happy birthday, Dave!
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions
Flemming's Everywhere!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Sadly, that was more interesting than the game so far.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions
"That was her face to Tulo."-Flemming
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Ahaha, Dave said that?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
WIN
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Any doubt Stewart scores here?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Fleming's daughter is one of us
She does not like Tulowitski, ha!
by Murray, Present on May 31, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions
Kruk and Kuip
Saving Giants fans from suicide since 1994.
by yankeessuck8991 on May 31, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck Bengie
He accidentally went to his knees and he looked like he was going to fucking die afterward.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
HE WAS ON THE GROUND FOR TEN SECONDS LOOKING LIKE HE WAS GOING TO START CRYING THE GUY IS PHYSICALLY DONE I MEAN GOD DAMN
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 31, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck Bengie and his incredible blocks
THE ASSHOLE NEVER MOVES HIS LEGS.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yeah, my boy is wrong about him.
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 2:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Jonathan Herrera is a utility guy now?
I remember when he was a good SS prospect.
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 2:45 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
yeah, he got a shot in 2008 when Tulo tore his leg and Barmes got destroyed by a Jose Reyes Slide
and Jeff Baker had some sort of unnamed injury
we were trotting out CrippledHelton, Johnny Herrera, Omar Quintanilla, and Garrett Atkins.
So fast forward to 2010 and it turns out Melvin Mora can’t play 2B…or LF….or RF… and barely 3B…. “HM WE NOW HAVE 2 1-POSITION BENCH PLAYERS HM”
Herrera’s basically all glove and really weak bat. He’s the OBP to Barmes’ SLG.
by Andrew Martin on May 31, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
lessee..
..my star pitcher is in a bad stretch, the ump sucks, his pitch count is getting high, we are down three runs and the guy we’re facing has a 0.8 ERA.
Of course I keep the kid in to 120 pitches.
Of course.
not really a timmy fan
but I hate seeing young talent get destroyed like this
by Andrew Martin on May 31, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
120 STRUGGLING PITCHES
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Lincecum is done
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
He should never have been out for this inning.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
A walk. That's odd
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions
He called that pitch a strike for Jimenez earlier
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
You get pitchers strikes when you can locate.
Also, this crew hates us.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL DOUBLE SWITCH
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions
Adios Rowand
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I have an inkling that you don’t like Aaron Rowand.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
That's right Scott, GTFO
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions
Rowands coming out...
So will Bowker get some AB’s?
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
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by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 2:46 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LOLNO
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 31, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
pfft
probably Nate. Injured shoulder and all.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ROWAND BETTER BE FUCKING GONE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/looks at other comments
oh, good then.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bowker sighting
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
BOWKER SIGHTING
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions
Bye Scott
But that was called a strike for Ubaldo earlier.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
A time of delight and wonder.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
aaarrr
Is Bork switching out a Gritty Gamer?
/ perks up
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Rowand and Lincecum out
Ishikawa and Bautista In.
Torres shifts to CF
Buster to RF cause he played there once in college
/BORK
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Please, get him out.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WooHoo Bowker
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 2:49 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Wow.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
DFA POSEY!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So Posey isn’t playing tomorrow is he?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
IDK That was on Runzler.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Think like Boch.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 31, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
HOW DARE HE NOT BE A GOLD GLOVE FIRST BASEMAN WE MOVED HIM THERE AND TOLD HIM HE SHOULD BE GOOD DEFENSIVELY HOW CAN HE NOT BE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Nice.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
He played catcher. He has to go to his knees on a ball in the dirt like that.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 31, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
He needs to learn from Bengie
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 31, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
/goes into the fetal position on account of knee pain.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 31, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Argument is tired
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
This is just comical now.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
POSEY CALLING FOR WILD PICK OFFS
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 31, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
Needs more experience...
Calls all fastball as a catcher, and all sliders as a firstbaseman.
Hitler was a Dodgers fan.
Splendid
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
Why are you throwing over there anyway. Just step off
BUT GET THE FUCKER OUT AT THE PLATE. THAT’S WHY YOU WERE BROUGHT IN.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bochy told him to show Lincecum how to hold the runner.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 31, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Because, pitchers have to learn how to hold on runners. Never mind that the pitcher is struggling with control. Use your side sessions to work on holding on runners and slide steps
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 31, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Let us hear it for playing guys out of position!!!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
if posey keeps swinging a hot bat, but plays a terrible 1B.
maybe thatll convince bochy to put him behind the dish
So much of that play was mismanagement, it’s downright nauseating.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
seriously, though, Runzler should have got a fresh inning to work in
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
IT'S GOD DAMN IT INSIDE
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Welcome to the game "Guess who starts tomorrow"!
Aaron Rowand, 5 for his last 42
Buster Posey, 6 for his last 11
by yankeessuck8991 on May 31, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions
LOL HACKIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Rowand could have done that Bowker
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
/Bowker pulled from game
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 2:53 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
/Benched for James Simmons
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by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 2:55 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
JeffFletcherAOL Last starter anywhere to have 4 consec 5+BB games was Dontrelle Willis in 2008 #sfgiants
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Oh God.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
/shoots self
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I’M TRYING NOT TO PANIC HERE SO STOP THAT
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 31, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
DDDDDDDDDDDD:
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
oh there is a comparison I wanted to hear about.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUN FACT!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
D: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
/flagged
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 2:56 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
JeffFletcherAOL Lincecum is the first #sfgiants pitcher ever have to have four consecutive starts with at least five walks. Ever. In history. All-time.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
STOP IT YOU FUCK
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 31, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The only IBBs
Came after Tim had already thrown 2 balls.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Yeah in the 2 IBBs
he only threw 4 intentional balls
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
OT: Outside Lands' lineup is worse than our lineup!!!
by yankeessuck8991 on May 31, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions
treasure island >>>> outside lands
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He couldn’t really sing to begin with, but he made it work.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
He wasn’t a technically great singer when he was younger, but he had enough in the way of strong delivery and emotion to make it work. Now… well…
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Right. But the way he managed to make it work was hell on his vocal folds.
Dylan was and is a great lyricist and storyteller, but my original point is that he was never really a crooner to begin with, even if he was very compelling. He just can’t sustain that stressful singing style.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
The first MLB'er to enlist in WWI was Hank Gowdy
Starting catcher for the Boston Braves. Not a star, really, but went on to play until 1930, usually as a back up.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
scoreboard should have just gone with 3-0 Giants
if you fuck up, do it the right way
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
extrabaggs
Note that Rowand exited as part of double switch last inning. Maybe Bruce Bochy is finally as tired of watching him flail as y’all are.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions
Probably not.
Rowand was the last out of the previous inning.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
baggs used y'all
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It's a great word.
I won’t hear it slandered.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I’m not a “ya’ll”.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Doubt it. He just couldn’t take out Bengie
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 31, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Fred got permanently benched
for a much less severe slump than this last year!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Fred never ran through walls
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 2:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
K-Fred should have got himself a fat-ass contract if he wanted to play every day.
Agent Fail.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
MISTAH EFF
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions
HIP HIP HURRAY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL Tulo Rainbow
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WEG GEM 4 TULO
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Rally 21
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
AJ suited is a terrible hand
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 31, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
……..
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
And the flop comes Qs Ks 10s
FUCKING ROYAL FLUSH
by yankeessuck8991 on May 31, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
lol card game knowledge
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
c'est possible
I don’t get the “suited” part of the line, though
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Is this a Rrr Rrrraa .. a what do you call it?
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
BAH
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions
LOL FAT YARD
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Thanks for getting me excited Kuip
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Maybe I should go and play more Kingdom Hearts.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Maybe I should go drink.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I should go pack
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
GO PACK GO
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Park too big :(
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
that’s probably gone in Colorado lol
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
that's gone any park that doesn't have angry ocean winds
yeesh he gave that thing a ride
by Andrew Martin on May 31, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Well...yeah
Look Giants just don’t get shutout today thats all I ask
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Hot tip for the Giants:
YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BEAT JIMENEZ STOP TRYING TO HIT DINGERZ AND GET INTO THE BULLPEN.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
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.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions
.
.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
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.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Moment of Silence at the game.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ourn’t only a group of fruity people called a bunch.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
that's a new one on me
but it kind of makes sense?
ok how about
“Soldiers.”
by Andrew Martin on May 31, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Men and women who protected you and I.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
That's "me", jctGamer.
The biggest baseball name to die in any of the conflicts was probably Eddie Grant, a 3rd base stalwart for three teams from ‘05-’15. Played in 1,000 games. Had actually retired when he went into the Army and died at 35 in the Battle of the Argonne Forest, just a month before the Armistice.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
You are correct
I was typing something else, went back, and didn’t notice it.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
LOL Last year he pounded the strike zone huh?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Zzzzzzzzzzz
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Maybe some runs now, Giants?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 31, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
I enjoyed that inning
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 3:04 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Yay Runzler
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Was Zito already booked for a gig?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wow, not a fan of your rendition sir.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I hate the “country singer” voice
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions
Did I just hear Kuip say something about Ben Broussard?
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 3:05 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Wow.
I thought he was still toiling in the minors.
LOL Bill Bavasi trading Asdrubal Cabrera for him.
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 3:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Ouch.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
...Or was it Luis Valbuena?
I think it was Cabrera though.
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 3:08 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
He gave away Shin Soo Choo
at the same time, I believe.
by Murray, Present on May 31, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Doube ouch.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You are correct.
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 3:10 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I wish I could be paid a large amount of money to do a terrible job of something.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Me too.
And I have the same education level as Sabean.
Therefore I am at least as good as Sabean, but I have knowledge of baseball so I’m better.
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 3:14 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Now that Bavasi's gone,
Sabes is the worst GM in baseball.
by Murray, Present on May 31, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
LOOKOUT, HE'S GOT A GUITAR!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Is it bad enough that i should unmute?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The worst possible range.
Terrible, but not terrible enough to be hilarious. The world moans.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
F***, I left tissue in my laundry
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
I do not like your voice sir.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Wow, this guy has no range at all, huh? Though at least he’s not trying to force it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He’s trying to be Dave Matthews and John Mayer at the same time. DOES NOT WORK (especially when you can’t sing).
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
HA HA HA HA HA HA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Zito is thinking...
i can sing this one
An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.
This guy sucks
You dishonor America with your shitty voice, sir.
by Murray, Present on May 31, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions
Wow, what was that.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions
that was the singing voice equivalent of the Giants offense
by NateEveryday on May 31, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
burn
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
From Wikipedia.
Broussard started playing guitar at the age of 15 and played in a grunge cover band while attending college.
Okay, then.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
That collage should be held accountable.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
It’s a whole collage of grunge bands.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's take the Rally Car for a spin guys!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
:(((((((
I miss you Barry Bonds
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
DAMMIT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions
Nice play
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions
Yawn
sigh.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
no one cares about Eric Stephen
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
tbla dude
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
lol TBLA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
fair 'nuff
I get along with the guy v
v
by Andrew Martin on May 31, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
lol PR
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
You can say that again
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL PR
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know what you're talking about!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
PR is awesome
Troy Tulowitzki - Best SS in the MLB - 2010 MVP
Brad Hawpe - Yep, proving y'all wrong
Todd Helton - Time for his ring to come true
Daley has been freed!
Quitter's People United Member #4
Yeah!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL YEAH YOU TELL 'EM!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
hey SDCat09 might annoy the crap out of me sometimes
BUT SHE’S ONE OF OURS DAMMIT
by Andrew Martin on May 31, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
thanks?
Troy Tulowitzki - Best SS in the MLB - 2010 MVP
Brad Hawpe - Yep, proving y'all wrong
Todd Helton - Time for his ring to come true
Daley has been freed!
Quitter's People United Member #4
take the good and just leave the rest ok
by Andrew Martin on May 31, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
You take the good, you take the bad, you leave the rest and then you have.
The Facts of Life.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Uh Rock on dude
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Er, okay, then.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
PREACHING TO THE CHOIR
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Man Kruk and Kuip all over Jimenez's jock today.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
give credit where it’s due
An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.
by O R They? on May 31, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
yup
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Fuck You Tulo
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Umps making sure of that.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
FUCK YOU TULO
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BUSTER
WE NEED DEFENSE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Posey
/double switch’d
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 3:15 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
A baseball fann might think the last 6 outs ...
In game that the team is 4 runs down would be the perfect time to get Buster some behind the plate MLB time. that is Bork for ya though.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Bork noticed Ishi's XBH
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Whaaaaaa?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
/elbows your dropped jaw into the next zipcode.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I think I’m still in a Facebook group back from when there were school specific ones called “I Want Tony Jaa to Elbow/Knee Me In The Face!”
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL Umpire
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Nice catch there, Bengie.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
maybe
maybe the Ump will be able to see the strike zone now
An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.
LOL 3 pick K followed by 4 pitch Walk.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
pitch of course.
Sorry had a Banjo flash back
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Kuip
“There’s a 4 pitch walk and that’s not unusual for Bautista”
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 3:18 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Fuck Molina
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
WTG, Molina.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Nice throw there Bengie
Where would the Giants be without Bengie Molina?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wait, when’d Posey come out of the game?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions
Double switched out at the top of this inning.
BORK
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Geez.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
WE NEED BETTER DEFENSE TO PROTECT OUR 4 RUN DEFECIT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions
Not anymore.
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 3:20 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
This game was a big fat disappointment. I guess I’m gonna go shopping.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
pick up some winz
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 31, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Irish heritage night?
Make sure there are plenty of cops that night.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Irish Heritage Night!
haha, Lars’ heritage sucks
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
STFD
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 3:20 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions
Boiled monkey brains.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Turkey burgers for me.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Aidell’s sausages, tater salad, green salad
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 31, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Your membership card is in the mail.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
WTF, $?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 31, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BENGIE
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Yup. Been kind of that day
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions
Shit.
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 3:24 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Well, that swing will keep Bengie in the lineup for 2 more months
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 31, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions
Great catch to save a long single
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Bengie Molina: .257
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
BA, OBP, or weight?
Hitler was a Dodgers fan.
by The Nick on May 31, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
His weight is closer to his SLG.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on TRex Arms make this interesting.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
when did Rowand become a half-asian left handed hitter?
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 31, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
Billy Beane sucks
Andre Ethier
Carlos Gonzalez
ok, I'm ready to award the Cy Young.
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming..
OT: LOL Mets
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
“Unnamed Mets Players”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
omfg
"What, we need another 20-inning game and then use him after we’ve used all our pitchers and if a position player’s sinker isn’t biting?" the player said.
hahahaahah
Yeah, that’s the high point of the article, no doubt.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 31, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
you can't send someone making 12 mil packing!
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Or Burrell.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 31, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
nyrangers2
05/31/2010 4:27 PM
LETS GO YANKEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. MUTS ARE A SECOND RATE TEAM WITH A HORRIBLE RUN ORGANIZATION AND DISGUSTING MANAGEMENT.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 31, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
This is hilarious coming from a New York Rangers fan. They have players signed to contracts that make Rowand’s look good.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I believe you mean
RANGERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Just guessing.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 31, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh yes
My mistake.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
maybe it’s time to start drinking heavily
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
start?
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 31, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Way ahead of you
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I may be a lagdog; at least i’m not a dirtbag
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 31, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
They have plenty of time to drink too. Unsurprisingly not in the field of 64
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
college baseball should be dominated by the best coast!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 31, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
ASU probably has the best shot at it. Well, maybe CSUF, too
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the idea of college baseball, but that “ping” keeps me from watching much of it
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 31, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Jimenez ERA down to 0.79 now.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Shit-a
I was out at brunch and helping a friend move, but was recording the game on MLB Network. I got home, saw Timmeh give up the first two runs, then accidentally saw the live score because I have Romo on my fantasy team.
I decided to skip the intervening innings and go live. Did I miss anything?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 31, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions
that ubaldo guy is pretty good
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 31, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Throwing errors, Pablo has two hits, Buster did his best, the first bese ump is an asshole, and we strongly dislike their entire starting lineup. I think that’s everything.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
His BESHT?!?
Losers do their besht. Winnersh go home and fuck the prom queen!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 31, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I would delete it from your DVR then scrub it clean.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It’s starting to seem like another one of those milkshake drinking days.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
+kahlua
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 31, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
That sounds pretty tasty
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nah, I’m just gonna be sticking to the hot fudge.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
twss
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 31, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I am only still here to see Ubaldo mow us down in the 9th
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions
perfect game for a nap
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 31, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
finish him
or whatever
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Snookie just got punched in the face
Jwow just vomited and The Situation is going to the tanning salon right now
Magic
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL GIANTS
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
We're In This!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Timmy giving up Dunstons leading to 2-out Runz
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 31, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Denny "I am not Howry" Bautista
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
lol
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 31, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy shit.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
we are all Guatamalen
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 31, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh Look a picture of the Giatns batting Order from Space!
Right there at the corner of Despair Ave and Futile Way.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Holy crap
I would not want to be anywhere near that thing.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
That can’t be good.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You ever had that dream where you open your front door and you’re miles in the air?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 31, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY CAPS ARE MANDATORY
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It takes Jimenez more than 100 pitches for the complete game shutout. I declare victory.
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
LOL r
Remember in the 4th inning and Jimenez has 60 pitches thrown already?
He is at 113 now.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It would make sense that Ubaldo would throw a shutout against us
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 31, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions
Hack hack hack
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOLowering his ERA
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It feels like the Giants are hitting it right at the infielders, but maybe Jimenez’s BABIP is so dang low partly because his infield is really great defensively, and partly because a lot of the hits off the bat are broken bat/weak groundouts
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on May 31, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions
PABLO
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions
PABLO!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
One run
I would be ok with scoring one run.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I wish we could have an entire lineup full of Pandas.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Rally thing
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
/waits for jct's comment.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
sounds kinda violent
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 31, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
why would you want to hurt that cute thing?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 31, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Good heavens.
Love is a many-splendor’d thing.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 31, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
if she would just stay still, I could read her top
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 31, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I was just going to say that
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 31, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Why not move him to catcher and take the Failure Molina out? The world wonders.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
OBP
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions
HUFF OBP
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Don't call it a......
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions
They are really leaving Jimenez in?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL HIS ARM
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
123 pitches.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Cheatin' The Game!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
LOL Pinch hitter on deck
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I am pretty sure he is injured.
And is having trouble hitting fastballs right now.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
MUST. SWING. AT. EVERYTHING.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
I just want a run to score here. I don’t even care about winning the game right now, I just want to mess up Jimenez’s ERA.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
It’ll get messed up in due time. Just not against the Giants.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on May 31, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL JIMENEZ
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions
Bah
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions
Damn it, Uribe
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Fuck
That looked like a base hit off the bat, then all the sudden it hangs up and does not fall to the ground.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
No win pie today.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
UBABIPALDO
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on May 31, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions
Like receiving an uppercut to the balls.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
A Haymaker to the Babymaker?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
fuck.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
unlucky BABIP today
what can you do…
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 31, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions
Is Star Wars on TV today?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions
Don't think so
But there’s a How It’s Made marathon on right now!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Ooh, I think I’m gonna watch that.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Oooh, parachutes! I always wondered about those!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Phineas and Ferb Marathon on the Disney Channel
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I don’t even know what that is.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
You are so out of the loop.
I recommend you watch it. Until 10 pm tonight.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL 4 runs on 6 hits.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
this
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 31, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
OH GOOD, BIP IS BACK ON TV
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
major upgrade over FP
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 31, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Well...
Pawn Stars is on.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL Bad Santa is on Comedy Central
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
We all do.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
now, watching the Dodger game is a lot less fun, especially if they beat the DBags
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Uhh
HUGE!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The trombone!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
lol so staged
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
he really doesn’t throw 97-98 anymore
he really hasn’t since his rookie year
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
saw him at 90-93 today
give Dick Tidrow a call!!!
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 31, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
unhittable? Panda feels otherwise.
he would have been 4-4 with a HR and a 2B at Coors
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Timmeh's refrain
Day after day I’m more confused
But I look for the light through the pouring rain
You know that’s a game that I hate to lose
I’m feelin’ the strain…now ain’t that a shame
Oh gimme the beat boys and free my soul
I wanna get lost in the rock and roll and drift away
Gimme the beat boys and free my soul
I wanna get lost in the rock and roll and drift away
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming..
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