Game Thread 2: The Reversening
by howtheyscored on May 31, 2010 1:47 PM PDT
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In this thread, Ubaldo throws walks and the Giants score runs.
Or something.
Score some runs, lamewads.
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This is the worst day ever
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Arlington cemetery is offended.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
THIS THREAD SMELLS LIKE GARLIC AND PUBES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Pitch well Timmy
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Bleh.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 1:49 PM PDT reply actions
Ubaldo with 40 pitches through 2
so, keep making him throw pitches
maybe because they have 2 runs and his era is .87
by oldgiantsguy on May 31, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
because we already lot, and its only the 3rd inning.
by yankeessuck8991 on May 31, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I just turned into a pillar of salt three times.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 31, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
STRIKES, THROW THEM
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions
Throw strikes please
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 31, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions
Average AB length for first 6 Giants (not counting Huff’s non-AB in the 1st): 5 pitches
Bengie Molina: 2 pitches
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Can’t wait to see Rowand!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 31, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
avg no. of cheezburgers consumed at one sitting
all Giants: 2
Bengie: 5
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming..
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Last year I guess?
He only played for one season with the A’s and this is only his third season in the majors. He’s had good minor league numbers.
MOLE
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Nice play, mole
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by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 1:52 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Eddie Grant's real plaque will eventually turn up on the History Channel.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Yay mole!
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 31, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions
Misread “pens”. Meaning unaffected.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 31, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Mole Defense!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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What not just set your feet
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions
I’d like it if they always hit the ball to Sanchez.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Too bad we can never get #8 hitters out.
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STFD!
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by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
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STFD!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
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by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 1:53 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
STFD
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions
TIM!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Angry Timmy is angry
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Nom Nomm Nom
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How old do you have to be to attend the slumber party?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
STFD!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT TODDFATHER
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STFD
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by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 1:54 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
STFD
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions
Nom Nomm Nom!!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
STFD HELTON
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
/Bip’d
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by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 1:57 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
i wonder what kind of lineup Bochy would sport if there was baseball on Veteran’s Day
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 31, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions
in other news
has anyone seen the 2 hr willie mays interview with bob costas? it was on earlier today on mlb network. pretty good stuff. some amazing stories, including the 16 inning cg win for juan marichal, where mays hit a walkoff homer off warren spahn, who had thrown 15 1/3.
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
Our beer is good because it is colder than other beer
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions
Rowand needs to stop believing he can hit
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 31, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions
Rowand’s career has been a little bit like a Jenga tower.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 31, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
/Rowand runs through tower
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by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 1:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
He ran through the metaphorical Jenga tower of his career, bringing the whole thing down?
That sounds right.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 31, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Scott has no chance
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Rowand
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL SCOTT SUCKS
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LOL SCOTT
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Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions
I cackled at the end of that Rowand AB
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He’s an unironic parody of himself.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Way to create a non Out PA Scott!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
“And Rowand strikes out on a pitch in the dirt”
How many fucking times have we heard that?
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
lol
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by TheSoundOfHockey on May 31, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Scott
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by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 1:57 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LOL
“Rowand has a double and a Home Run against Jimenez
/shows graphic: Rowand is 5-25 lifetime against him.
then strikes out like usual.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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BREAKING NOOZ
Rowand sucks.
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For whatever it's worth
“Lincecum” is a national trending topic on Twitter.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
It’s required, I think.
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good lord why is Rowand in this lineup still?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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oooohhh this is why Nate is on the bench
by NateEveryday on May 31, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowand should have been kept out of the today's lineup
to protect him from Jimenez.
Oh well, way to make him throw 6 pitches
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 31, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions
GREAT AB
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 31, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Mental Mistakes
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Shit 6 Strikeouts in 3 innings.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
what’s really sad is they have 2 runs on one hit
by oldgiantsguy on May 31, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
By the #8 hitter.
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFF HELTON
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
LOL Torres
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Bah
Loud out
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by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions
Bad Andres.
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Well, shit.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Meh.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions
meh.
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Hope Timmy enjoyed his breather on the way back to the dugout.
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That Was A Hard Hit Balll. Tim Linecum Needs To Pitch Better Or Else We Won't Win. The Hitters Are Trying
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 31, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions
It’s like P.E.: A for effort!
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Too many automatic outs in the last third of the lineup
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by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions
Zito looks excited.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Zito was up all night.
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Ok ok back to the game already
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions
BURY HIM!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions
It Hungers...
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Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
if timmy gives another leadoff walk
i will shit out my dick.
….
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Pics or it didn't happen
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by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 2:04 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Ugh
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by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn close
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions
bang bang play
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
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This. The home team gets that call 9 teams out of 10.
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LOL WUT
hmm. I thought he had him. Guess not
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Dammit
He was safe but that was a good try.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
i just traded mauer for him.
cause i picked up buster…
LOL Brandon Morrow has a 6.66 ERA
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I keep thinking that’s Brendan Morrow. And then I think, “Fuck that guy.” And then I realize that it’s not actually Brendan Morrow.
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Fools and Sages
Tim, stop that shit now.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions
This is going well
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Wow I hate the Rockies
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m really starting to hate the Rockies more than I hate the Dodgers.
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Get the ball down
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions
Timmy, you are starting to worry us.
I swear if he is playing through this blister and it gets worse Bork should catch some hell for it.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Dallas Braden would be pissed
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by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 2:06 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Owns the only copy of Baseball's Unwritten Rules
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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I’m considering turning this game off. This is painful to watch already.
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this is just getting depressing. I mean like the one thing you could always look forward to is a Timmy start, but he’s just been terrible lately
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Timmy at 70 pitches.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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LOL yesterday’s unpublished post game thread
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions
Trivia question
Name the first MLB player to enlist in the military after the bombing of Pearl Harbor.
Ted Williams.
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Mr. Met
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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WINNER
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by victor frankenstein on Jun 1, 2010 3:21 AM PDT up reply actions
OH GREAT ITS BARMES AGAIN
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Jeez, what’s up with Lincecum?
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by theghostofjasonellison on May 31, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions
It’s gotta be mechanical
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by theghostofjasonellison on May 31, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I am worried about the blister
with a pitcher those things can ruin an entire season.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Tim, get your eyes/head out of the dugout
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions
he gets a hit and Timmy will be in the dugout
by oldgiantsguy on May 31, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
TBH, I don’t want to see Posey catch Timmy with his command this erratic
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 31, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions
If Tim walks in a run here...
I think I’m done
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Whew, thanks for swinging at that.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Intentionally walking the bases loaded when your pitcher can’t locate… Wow, it’s not like this strategy burned us yesterday or anything.
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tim
finish him
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Didn't give up the run
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
That will do.
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Nice play Pablo
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by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 2:09 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Dammit.
We used all our defensive magic yesterday I guess.
Nice job Panda to save the run.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Barmes got down the line pretty quick
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions
Molina has a noodle arm
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Who the fuck is Ed Rapuano. Give him that call, you little bitch.
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No more runs makes me okay with that play.
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Fools and Sages
Whew.
Nice Houdini act there Timmy, BUT CUT THIS SHIT OUT.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Ok That is enough of that crap for day!
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Now Jimenez will throw a 7 pitch inning.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
6
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Jeez I can’t believe he made it out of that without scoring a run.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
The Giants need to bunt in runs!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 31, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
So Bochy is warming up Bautista
Because the Giants have allowed too many walks.
Interesting choice.
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 2:11 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
/preemptively locks up the razors and pills
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Well keep one of the 2
Otherwise it will be difficult to watch the game.
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 2:13 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Does it count as a great pitching duel if one pitcher doesn’t make it past the fifth?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
The fact that they somehow got out of that inning without allowing any runs makes me happy.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
TIM, THAT WASN’T FUNNY.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions
78 pitches through 4 innings
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Also, nice tight rope act Timmy
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 2:12 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Start small
Get on base [Giants hitter]
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 31, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions
Giants, brake out some weapons here!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Oh Mole.
No.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Gah, that’s ugly.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on May 31, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions
Damnit, Mole
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
fun fact: everyone in the rockies lineup except Helton and the pitcher have as many or more HR than Panda
Fun Fact: Eli Whiteside has as many HR as Manny Ramirez.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL BARMES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL BARMES
Thanks.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
PANDA!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
OK OK Ok
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BARMES
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions
I read “pitching” as “punching.”
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Just played backyard baseball with my little brother the other day
Pablo is the best kid int he game.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 31, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that I’m going to clean that up a bit…
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Yes please.
It was my janky “I have an idea and I’ll do this on paint” thing.
by yankeessuck8991 on May 31, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, no offense intended, I just have a few ideas to make it more Giants-related, haha.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
And in my research, I found this...
LOL RUSH!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this a boxing game?
“Wicked left hook”?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Barmes
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 2:15 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LOL BARMES
Thanks for that.
No stealing Pablo
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
LOL ruled Base Hit?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL 0-2
This should end well
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 31, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions
DON’T STEAL PABLO
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions
Meh. Indians.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Huff
No.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wow, that did not have to be a ball.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Jimenez's FB movement is insane
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 2:17 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Seriously
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, I didn’t know he gets around Facebook in a crazy manner.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
walkoff baltimore chop ignores
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
My god, he’s attending EVERYTHING!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 31, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Is he really a fan of THAT?
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
O_O
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Hello?
Is it me you’re looking for?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
His front door sinker breaks a foot and goes 99. Cheesus.
by non sequitur on May 31, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
How can he control that?
Dude’s legit
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 2:21 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
That fist ball didn’t have to called a ball there.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
LOL
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Just Fisted!
to the right fielder.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
I like how this is going.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lol kuip
“Good takes are like a rally!”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
bengie sez:
what are both of those things?
Work it, Aubrey
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
What’s the deal with salad bars? You aren’t drinking lettuce!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
The jar is round. The glass is round. Why don’t they call it “Roundtine”?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Why are doctor and lawyer businesses called “practices”? Of anyone, wouldn’t you want them to be done with practice?
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on May 31, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you, BABIP
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
BAH.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions
Damn
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
of course when the Giants hit it hard they hit it right at the fielder
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
And we're not even playing Milwaukee!
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Well that didn’t work either
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 31, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions
yes
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, That did not go as I had hoped.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Pitch Count Update
Timmy: 78
Faust: 65
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Hate to agree with Kruk
But Jimenez has been the best pitcher in the majors this season.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Not sure there was ever disagreement on that
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 31, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s been very good so far. I think Halladay will outclass him when all is said and done.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Halladay probably goes in the HoF eventually
Jimenez might, but has a lot of time left for his arm to fall off
Halladay already outclasses him. He’s got the membership card to the Randy Winn Consortium in his wallet.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Yeah
with 3.2 WAR vs 2.4 for Jimenez, you could argue that Halladay is already better
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Halladay is better for your bullpen, and probably has better “intangibles.” Did you see how nonplussed he was after throwing the PG?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
My son is displeased.
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 2:22 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
They never get old.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions
It Hungers.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
DeRosa says:"To the men and women defending our country, there's always a seat here for you
for only $7. Remember, with dynamic ticket pricing, buy early and save."
by yankeessuck8991 on May 31, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions
sigh
It’s funny because it’s true, and also kinda sad
by JeffWondersWhy on May 31, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
It kills me that a one-strike difference makes this a tie game.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
PLAN FOR VICTORY:
1. Try to force high pitch counts.
2. When #1 fails miserably, try to bunt on every pitch.
3. When that fails, amass a small, but swarthy mass of 300 7-8 Spartans Giants to stand guard at Home Plate.
4. After their inevitable defeat, await rebound victory at Plataea home on Tuesday.
the fuckin' fratellis
FINISH HIM
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
+1
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
LOL the ask Kruk and Kuip stumped Kuip apparently.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL PRODUCERS
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Winter for Poland & france!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
i think if you break your bat you gotta hang with it.
i think pitchers should only throw fastballs
LOL Buster
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Sorry guys, but Buster Posey is not a very good first baseman.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Definitely looks awkward.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Which brings up the question, why is he playing first base? So Bengie can slowly run out groundball outs?
Sorry guys, but Buster Posey is not avery goodfirst baseman.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 31, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
This
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Was anyone expecting him to be one?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BORK!
/ PLanetiod sized Head is scrowling at you.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Oh, Gerald.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions
Not Ready Yet.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Feed It.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
LOLLGAME
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUCKING BULLSHIT 0-2 PITCH
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions
Bah.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Oh fuck this shit
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions
POO!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Sigh
I’m going to go hide somewhere. This is ugly.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Bengie is so good at handling the pitchers. That’s why he calls 0-2 fastballs when his pitcher isnt locating his fastball
by DFARowand on May 31, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Fucking,
Todd Helton
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 2:27 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
No thanks.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Good call.
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 2:29 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Why are the batting helmets unAmerican?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
THEY HATE OUR FREEDOM
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Doesn't Helton usually hit into that alley
what was with defensive positioning?
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Everyone was playing the inner outfield.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 31, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Helton pulled and it looks like they were playing him to go the other way.
by non sequitur on May 31, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL 0-2 FASTBALL DOWN THE MIDDLE
Just like Cain. What is the common link there?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Aubrey! Cut off those sideburns!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
why does ubaldo have to be on the rockies.
we are going to be seeing this for a while….
Somebody else should make a thread.
This thread is broken.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Just take Tim out. This one is a throwaway.
by yankeessuck8991 on May 31, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions
God damn, Molina. Catch a fucking fastball down the middle.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
LOL BUSTER POSEY
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
How else is he going to position his glove wrong and then miss time after his fingers get bent back repeatedly.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Shut up Tulo, your team is winning by the equivalent of 10 runs
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
But I want it now!
Tulowitzki is a whiny little bitch. (And secretly, he’s not that fantastic a shortstop. Just a great hitter, like almost every other Gold Glover.)
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Actually, he is a pretty damn good shortstop.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Not secretly!
I'll punch Greg Evigan in the beard if I ever see him!
by NuschlerFace on May 31, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
he’s actually a damn good SS
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
He had a fantastic year in 2007, but has been league average or slightly above league average since.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I was referring to defense
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
So was I.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
so do you guys really believe there is some mechanical issue thats plaguing tim?
or is he just having a bad last few starts?
injury is the worry
velocity is down, too, recall
But hasn’t it kind of been down for a while?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 31, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
the velocity has been down for awhile
the command is what has disappeared
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I dunno about 'disappeared'
the lack of walks in April was pretty lucky, though location was a lot better as well
I’m not ready to panic. I mean, I want to. But guys go through stretches like this. It happens. As long as he doesn’t look physically wrong, I’m going to try not to panic, though. Physically he still looks okay to me.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 31, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
That would have been hilarious if Helton had stolen second.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
psst
he’s on second already.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SO, TIM IS PRETTY TERRIBLE HOLDING RUNNERS, EH?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions
True, but he can at least try to help him.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Bork is trying to set up the force out.
That right there should tell you all you need to know about Timmeh heath/status right now.
And Borks ability to protect his young pitchers.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
I miss Whiteside catching and calling. There, I said it.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
It’s like Everybody Hates Chris, only more fat and whiny.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
And not as funny.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 31, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I was going to say that, but was Everybody Hates Chris really all that funny?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
The point still holds.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 31, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
derosa is READY !
ground into doudle play in his first rehab ab. 3 hitter.
Finally.
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 2:31 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Fucking finally.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions
timmy only gave up three runs
IMPROVEMENT!
by russian.tank on May 31, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t wait to see Bochy put Tim back out for the 6th
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
First they have to go find a door to go behind and talk.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 31, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
the turmeric-colored tie is very distracting
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
I blame the hats.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions
He should be done for the day.
But I fully expect him to hit this inning.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wow, this guy's voice...
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh, Gerald.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions
Dammit.
STOP FUCKING TALKING WE MISSED POSEY’S AT BAT.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Seriously. STFU. I don’t give a shit about country singers.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Blasphemy!
I'll punch Greg Evigan in the beard if I ever see him!
by NuschlerFace on May 31, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, I really don’t care about this interview.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
DFA POSEY!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
This interview should've been during the Rockies' AB
By the time it’s over, the inning will be over.
by yankeessuck8991 on May 31, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions
This is going well.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He was a Ranger in the Battle of Mogadishu (1993)
although it seems there’s never a year when that place doesn’t have a battle
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
odd--this should be a response to JPONRY down below
Away, bouncy screen!
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Oh, okay – I thought I’d heard her mention Black Hawk Down but I didn’t know if she meant like he was an actor in the movie or something and then by the end they were just talking about country music.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Thank you,
but I think you missed.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’m still not sure who that guy was.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
HE WAS A TROOP OR SOMETHING
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 31, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Or a singer? I don’t fucking know.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 31, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
reiterating: Styles was a Ranger in the Battle of Mogadishu (1993)
(there we go)
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
if no one gets on base this inning...
timmy is coming back out for the 6th.
Nah
As long as it is in the Dirt he will swing at that as well.
That is our white Pete Happy for you.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Rowand: perpetually in a 0-2 count
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 31, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions
Here is comes the K
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
extrabaggs
John Bowker on deck to hit for Lincecum.
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions
And that is the only time we will see him.
Just like yesterday, he can only leave the dugout once a game.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL SCOTT
"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 31, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Scott
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 31, 2010 2:36 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Oh, Scott
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 31, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions
Don't toss your bat, you fucking loser.
YOU ARE THE ONE THAT SUCKS, NOT THE BAT.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
QUELLE SURPRISE, SCOTT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
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