OPEN THROW STRIKES YOU MORONS THREAD
by jponry on May 30, 2010 3:43 PM PDT
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I have to wonder why Tim Flannery never seems to get any shit from the media. Dude gives away outs at home on a regular basis.
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FUCK THIS SHIT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I was moments away from suggesting a new thread.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
BUTTER CLARIFICATION!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
THANK YOU
I hope this thread has runz
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
I didn't know Huff could throw as good as that
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Ugly inning
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
wtf
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
Buster!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ATTN: TIM FLANNERY
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Why the fuck is he wearing catcher's gear?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Trying to give Bengie a heart attack.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie sees this photo and panics.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Save us, Posey!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
FINALLY
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
DONT WORRY GUYS
BUSTER IS COMING
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
I'm calling it.
Busty Poser homer.
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
Huff - Molina - Posey
2/3 hitters I do not mind seeing.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I mind Molina coming up first….how will we drive him in?
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Affeldt has been pretty awful this year, too. I know that rally started w/ an error, but Affeldt managed to take a bad situation and make it much, much worse.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
-0.2 WAR coming into today.
Set-up man! Contract extension! Bridge to Wilson!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
let’s not forget that Posey is 3 for 3 today with two doubles, but the man in front of him hasn’t managed to get on base.
Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM
3 runs inside of 6 Outs.
Not a problem.
How you mean we have to score teh 3 runs not given them up?
Let me get back to you on that.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
In 3 pitches or less!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
NEW OPEN STANCE
Career year last year. LOL Krukow!!
Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM
It is planet friendly.
Uses less tiolet paper!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Besides sending a bat boy up to concession for one those delicious malts he keeps hearing about?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
mmm
Malts.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I think he will fail
does that count?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lol no
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Write a blog?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
“I am so fortunate and blessed and lucky to be a member of this team, mentoring and sharing my expertise with those generations that will be here long after I’m gone. Do you ever just cry watching a beautiful sunset? I know I do.”
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
“I saw Sex and the City 2 with Matt Cain. I see myself as a ‘Charlotte’.”
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
One the comments page:
“benjie, you are soo cool! please stay forever!’
“The Gintas are lucky to have a guy like uou around.”
“im so glad you didnt go to NY!!!!1 Binjey you rock!”
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Tonight they’re seeing Letters to Juliet.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I come from that crazy
managing school where you yank the relief guy for loading the bases. Must be why I don’t manage a major league team.
if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire
Would have worked if Bochy had anybody up in the bullpen.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Now, why would he do that with a guy who hasn’t pitched in a week because he was hurt?
if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire
Because it’s Bochy.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Jeremy affeldt:
2nd LOL loss too the diamondbacks without giving up a hit LOLOLOL
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
The go-ahead run reached on a single.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Buster Posey: "What the fuck kind of little league team is this?"
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming..
Call CPS!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Welcome to the world of embarrassment, Buster.
It’s ugly up here.
if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire
COME ON HUFF
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Keep waiting!
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
by Gabafnerhagen on May 30, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
AUBREYBOT!!!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions
HUFF!!!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
HUFFF HUFF HUFFF HUFFF HUFFF HUFF
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
HUFF!!!!!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
AUDREY!!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
HUFF BYE BYE BABY!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
AUDREY HORNE FROM TWIN PEAKS THE TV SHOW!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Attta boy Audrey!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFF!
(FUCK YOU FLANNERY!)
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
HUFF!!!!
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 30, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions
AUDREY
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
YYYYEEESSS!!!!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Hot.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
MORE LIKE AUDREY HORNY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL He should have K'd on the previous pitch.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Safe to say Huff is a McCoven fav now?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
I respect him. And will fully admit I was wrong on him
by DFARowand on May 30, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
that’s pretty much exactly how I am. I thought he would be terrible, but he’s been a decent player and a great guy for this team
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 30, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
This.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
You must’ve not been here on inside-the-park day.
by yankeessuck8991 on May 30, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
he brings the lulz
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Shit
Now I have to turn the game back on.
if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire
I cannot believe that I have to defend the Giants handling of Posey on BBTF. For the thinking fans indeed.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
There’s a bizarre contingent of people on BBTF who seem to exist to prove that all criticism of Sabean is unfair and biased. I don’t get it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It’s weird that they are on BBTF. Although it is less weird that such Giants fans exist. I’ve met many, many of them.
Always buying the company line.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
BBTF?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
baseball think factory
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I am intrigued by your novel suggestion, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL "JT Snow Country"
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Capt. Huff says, " Ok you slacker get on the stick!"
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
LOL Molina
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL FAT
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BENGIE TRYING TO KILL FLANNERY!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I laughed so hard at this hah
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 30, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Molina
Posey envy. Wants to throw his bat further.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Waddle waddle waddle
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BENGIE!
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 30, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions
/bork notes bengie was swinging for fences, likes his swing better than poseys
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Posey taps on Bochy's head
“hey, this melon is ripe!”
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming..
Aw, shucks.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions
POSEY = FLOP!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
What a bust
Grounds out to 3rd.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Molina FAIL
gawd what a waste of perfectly good oxygen
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming..
Wait
What did Buster just do? I don’t understand…
by Viva Jon Miller on May 30, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions
Posey’s average comes crashing back down to .750.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
wow bengie
that 4th pitch was a hanger of epic proportions… LOL KISS THAT RING CUZ ITS ALL YOU’VE GOT!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Damn. Posey has made an out.
Bengie’s long national nightmare is over
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bengie's nightmare is the closing of Dunkin Donuts
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming..
Aww darn
Only a .750 AVG now.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
/sabean sends posey down for not getting the big hit the giants needed
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
You know what? Flannery and Affeldt can WALK to Pittsburgh. Fuck ’em.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
DeRosa and Renteria would've gotten a hit there.
Right?
by yankeessuck8991 on May 30, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions
Bork! Bork!!
/ The Planetiod head in the dug out nods.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
9th inning: Uribe, PH (Bowker?), Torres.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
9th inning: Uribe, PH (Bowker?LINCECUM), Torres.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
really glad Bochy checked out the film and opened Bengie’s stance. I really see the big difference.
Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM
Bochy: the key to a successful offense since 1998.
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming..
LETS GO NATINALS
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 30, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Are we still able to mock the Nats after the Velez shirt earlier in the season?
You know, the one where we put “Velez” on a major league jersey?
by sarf_london_niner on May 30, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
/seeswhatyoudidthere
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
GO NATIONALS
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Slacker Wilson
Talking to fans during the game.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
it's amazing here, man!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
yeah
only on tv is that goofy dude with that gal.
unless he’s some form of celebrity or has really, really great cocaine.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
LOL FRED!
Toronto Blue Jays fans can stop wondering which prospect the San Francisco Giants will grab to complete the Fred Lewis trade.
A television report aired Sunday said the Jays paid the Giants US$75,000 for Lewis, who was obtained in an April 15 trade. The Jays later confirmed to the National Post that the deal was finalized for cash only, but refused to specify the amount.
They could be Giants...but not really.
FUCK
FUCK THIS FRONT OFFICE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
$75,000?
Oh God damn it.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
75,000????
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It's okay....
Lewis wasn’t anything good. We made the right move by hanging onto Velez. Velez will develop into a solid utility man, whereas Lewis will play bad defense and never really become anything.
……
by yankeessuck8991 on May 30, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
75,000 was the price my parents paid for their house back in the 1980’s.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
So basically
Sabean traded Fred Lewis in order to travel to the 1980’s and buy a house?
by yankeessuck8991 on May 30, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
“Susan, now we can afford that air purification system you think my office needs.”
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
“Sir, we were fined for asbestos last year.”
“Whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.”
“Or irreparably devastates your lungs.”
“That’s the spirit! Now, how ’bout of those delicious malts I keep hearing about?”
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Think how strong asbestos was...
I mean, it killed Steve Fucking McQueen. That’s tough.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
“Susan, you knowhow that Steve McQueen drove that ‘Bullet-Car’ in that one flick? Well now they want to make a Bullet-Train. How crazy is that??”
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
So
75K for a leadoff hitter and plus defense outfielder.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wow… Just… Wow.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
/waits for boozy remarks by K and K
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming..
Oh look, it’s that guy we haven’t retired today.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
YACKITY SAX!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL Douche with Tattoos
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL ROBERTSON
DONT TEST NATE
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
LOL ARIZONA BASERUNNING
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nate++
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
LOL DBACKS BASERUNNING
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL DBACKS BASEWALKING.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Nate-ssist x 2
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
You do not run on Nate Schierholtz. Period.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on May 30, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: Posey
Although Buster is the first with that surname in the majors, there is one other Posey in the HoF.
The hilariously named Cum Posey
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Isn’t a surname the last name?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
But, still, LOL.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
his full name was Cumberland I think
He made the Hall for his work as the owner of the Grays, I think.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
yes
It’s always amusing when someone has a nickname that would just never fly today. I haven’t met anyone who answers to ‘Cum’ but I dunno that I’ve ever met a Cumberland, either.
I also enjoy Pussy Tebeau, so named since his initials spell out C-A-T.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
We are so screwed
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
It was only a matter of time before Upton hurt us.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wow, jinx.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
...What?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Okay, so I can turn the game off again, right?
if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire
Oh the Cars
Who’s gonna drive you home, tonight?
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
I knew Upton was going to fuck us over sooner or later.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Oh.
I see
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Also: FUCK YOU FLANNERY
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Game over.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions
BRIAN SABEAN YOU HACK OF SHIT.
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions
God we really need some arms in the bullpen.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
I repeat: Santiago Casilla?!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Mota should have had only the one inning (clean 8th)
Bochy should have gone with B-Weezy for the 9th.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Rally dog driving car
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions
Time for some Rally Boots.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Time to break out the big guns
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I think the Giants should score some runs this inning.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NO, DAMMIT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yeah I hope he fixed whatever mechanical problems he was having.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
blister, right?
once those show up, they can be really unpredictable
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Boo
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
He’s always trying to catch lightning in a bottle.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Better than PHing Rowand because he hit a double a month ago!
by yankeessuck8991 on May 30, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Fred
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
:(
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by yankeessuck8991 on May 30, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally 75k!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Why are we incapable of sweeping teams? I really don’t understand. The Rockies and Dodgers do it all the time.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Ishi's alive?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions
LOL ISHIKAWA?
LOL BOWKER
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Foot, meet mouth.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ishikawa?!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
it worked!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yay Travis
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
ISHI!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Ok, TI
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions
Wooo!
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 30, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions
ISHIKABOOM
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions
Ishikawa is having the most bizarre season ever.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Seriously.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Giants: It's Bizarre Torture Inside
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Ishi The Hunter!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Torres has been swinging at shit his last few at bats.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
He got a hit his first and last time up. 3 hits today in total.
But yeah, ABs 2 and 3 were bad.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
TORRES
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions
ANDRES THE GIANT
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
TORRES
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
ANDRES DA GIANT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
TORRES!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
The CF could have thrown out Ishi
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
This
is exactly what I was thinking.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Whew
The way Ishi was running I thought he was gonna get thrown out at third
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The Giant
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions
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Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
I say go for the steal
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
prediction
Bengie makes the last out
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming..
GO MOLE!
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 30, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions
I’m sending Torres here.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
come on mole
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
just got a bad image of mexican food porn.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
MR. MOLE - I DEMAND THIS GAME BE WON BY SAN FRANCISCO!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
All Hial the Emperor!!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
He has to stop being checked first.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
with a guy that handles the bat like Franchez
time for the hit and run ground ball through the right side.
well called
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
+109
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
MR. F
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions
YAY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions
MOLE!!!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
YEAH FREDDY
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
MISTER EFF!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LETS FUCKING GOOOO!!!!!!!
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
MOLE!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
MOLE!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 30, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions
YAY MOLE!!!
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 30, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions
Mister Fucking Mole!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 30, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions
Pablo, get one into the outfield. Please.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
it was hit and run
perfectly executed
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming..
Todays Giants -
Now with less Suck!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Panda
A hit here redeems your entire day.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
MR. PANDOVAL - I DEMAND THIS GAME BE WON BY SAN FRANCISCO!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
All Hail the Emperor
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
now would be a good time for Panda to stop striking out
Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM
or GIDPing
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 30, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on Panda!
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 30, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions
All in favor of a walkoff, say
ANYTHING AT ALL
by yankeessuck8991 on May 30, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions
ANYTHING AT ALL
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 30, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Anything at all?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ANYTHING AT ALL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Sabes'n'Susan
“Cheer up, Susan! Did you just see what Jonathan Sanchez did?”
“It’s Freddy, sir.”
“You changed your name to Freddy?”
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
by TheLetter2 on May 30, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
wrecking ball
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
LEZZZZ GOOOOO PANDAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
Come on, Pablo
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions
Please don’t let this rest on Molina.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
OMG
shit.
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
hate that
that’s such a balk
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
dont tell joe west that lololol
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
How?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
the double move?
by the balk rule, it should be a balk everytime. It is never called, so I suppose it isn’t, but then they should change the rule to allow it specifically.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Don’t the rules state you have to throw to the side you step to or something?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
TIED GAME!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
TIE GAME!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
FUCK YES!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FUCK YEAH TIE GAME
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions
THAT WAS SOME SCARY SHIT.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YEAH PANDA
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
YAY!
We’ll take it
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions
That will do!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
PANDA!!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
holy shit
whole range of emotions there
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Thanks for the heart attack Pablo!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL,
It comes down to Molina and his new stance that is the same as his old stance.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It WILL come down to Molina.
Just wait.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Here we go.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
panda
faster than he looks
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
bengie would’ve trotted to first in what i like to call the “resigned to a double play trot”.
by yankeessuck8991 on May 30, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Off balance throw slowed everything down.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
THat was a pretty impressive throw by Reynolds
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
WOW
I thought that was a game winner and then a game loser
Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM
torres
is quickly becoming one of my favorite players.
I'll take it!
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 30, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Qualls
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I'LL FUCKING TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
I don't want to brag
but everytime I turn the game on, we go behind and when I turn it off, we score runs.
Now, I’m watching again!
if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire
MR. HUFFINGTON - I DEMAND THIS GAME BE WON BY SAN FRANCISCO!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Capt. Huff reporting for duty.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
AUBREYBOT
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
HUFFFF
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HUFF!
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I really wish Buster was coming up next.
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
this
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie, Your only job is to get Buster to the plate
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 4:16 PM PDT reply actions
Whew!
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please draw a walk, and have posey come up and hit walkoff.
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by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions
MR. MONEY - I DEMAND THIS GAME BE WON BY SAN FRANCISCO!!
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C'mon Fat, whiny fuckstick!
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Preemptive LOL Bengie?
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hey Qualls, why don't you hit this fat dude in the butt to set up a force at home?
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TAKE THAT FUCKING RACIST ASS PIECE OF SHIT STATE
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by beat_la_25 on May 30, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
lolol
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by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, be cool. I have a brother who lives in Tucson.
Moved there from San Diego, biggest mistake of his life
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by Giantsfan4life on May 30, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
can't believe he doesn't PH for Bengie
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LOL
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Carrie Fisher wants none of your shit.
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oh SNAP
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
SOUTHERN PASSAGE!
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championsblog
Howie Kendrick just hit a walk-off 3-run HR for the Angels. Very muted celebration. No one around him as he touched the plate.
Giants, please don't break any of Posey's bones when he hits the game winner
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Now would be a great time for some BenDemption.
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much better than BenDover
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by operation carrot on May 30, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Would if he could.
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Why swing at that shit?
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"He's checking his wood."-Krukow
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
lol hes checkin his wood
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by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions
lol hes checkin his wood
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by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions
LOL FAT
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions
LOLINA!
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LOL Unsurprising outcome.
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LOL FAT
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There’s usually a lot of blame to go around in a game like today’s. Tim Flannery had an out-of-body experience at the exact wrong time, Pablo Sandoval left runner after runner on base in crucial spots, and Jeremy Affeldt was just miserable. But I’d like to take a moment to write about one of my biggest baseball pet peeves.
I hate when the Giants load the bases with an intentional walk. All things being equal, <a href=">you’re increasing the other team’s chances of scoring a run. But all things aren’t equal with Affeldt on the mound. For all of his strengths, throwing strikes is not one of them. Even with his career year last season, he walked 4.5 hitters for every nine innings pitched. This season, his walk rate has been even worse. On top of that, he hasn’t been in a game in a week because of an injury. On top of on top of that, his control was obviously wonky, as he’d just walked Justin Upton on four straight pitches. Bochy put Affeldt in a position where he needs to be fine with his pitches, which is like putting Bengie Molina in a position where he needs to steal a base.
With the bases loaded, the pitcher is also at the mercy of the umpire — a corner pitch that doesn’t go your way gives the hitter all sorts of leverage. Two straight balls to start the at-bat turns every hitter into Albert Pujols. It’s easy to pick apart a manager’s decisions with the benefit of hindsight, so let’s just make this an Official Strategic Position of McCovey Chronicles so no one can make the hindsight defense in the future.
Stop walking the bases loaded, Giants. Just stop. Also, stop walking runners in, but I’m sure you’re on board with that one.
by Grant Brisbee on May 30, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Post-game thread: Director’s Cut.
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walking CERTAIN hitters in the late innings is not a terrible idea
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
I’d walk Pujols to get to Yadier, for example
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by Giantsfan4life on May 30, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah.
I got that bad stomach feeling after intentional ball 4.
Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.
+109
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie is officially in free-fall, like all those lazy fly balls he hits.
Also, FUCK YOU FLANNERY.
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by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 4:20 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
seriously, he never came close
overmatched against the worst closer in MLB
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In fairness to Qualls
He should never be a MLB closer.
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Yes moving Posey so this guy could hit is such a great idea...
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BREAKING NEWS
BRUCE BOCHY RESISTED THE URGE TO LEAVE TRAVIS ISHIKAWA IN THE GAME FOR GERALD!!!
by yankeessuck8991 on May 30, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions
BREAKING NEWS: BRUCE BOCHY IS A DUMB DUNCE
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by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Double switch a little too late
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions
Whiteside sighting!
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Is that your mom?
Heh.
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Whiteside Bautista should have PH for Molina
by yankeessuck8991 on May 30, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
MOLINA’S JOB IS SAFE
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As reflected in his hitting.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Molina gives pizza delivery guy a buck tip
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Is Eli the only change?
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STFD!
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by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 4:23 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
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S T F D
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STFD!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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STFD
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Nom NOmm NOm
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How many hamstring injuries will this team suffer?
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BRIAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
IAWTC!
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Poor Rohlinger.
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i want
torres, pablo, huff, mole, uribe and posey to play EVERY day. i could give a fuck about what happens with molina, renteria, or rowand.
Finish him!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on May 30, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions
I’m glad Whiteside is in. If it were Molina, he would continue to call 1-2, 0-2 fastballs down the middle. The sliders are a nice change.
This
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by Sabean's_Folly on May 30, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on May 30, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
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Fools and Sages
STFD!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
S T F D
DAMN!!
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wait RoLOLinger tore a hammy?
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by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions
Wilson’s been a man on a mission this week.
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Nom Nomm Nom
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Don't let Weezy and Panda hear that.
by yankeessuck8991 on May 30, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll make sure not to mention it next time we have lunch.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Don’t let them get you drunk just to get it out of you.
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LOLRoche
if you signed with the Giants, you would have been facing Qualls instead of Wilson
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he's throwing strikes
just like brian wilson likes
by alcatrazzledazzle on May 30, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions
Yay Wilson
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YAY WEEZ
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SAVE US, BUSTER!
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I'l take a walk off Ground Attack at this point.
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for rolaids sales, maybe.
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That’s probably Marmol right now. Wilson is top 5.
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Heath Bell is also pretty good.
That’s really his only competition I can think of right now.
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Marmol has a 17.9 K/9 and a sub-2 ERA with 11 saves. He’s been ridiculous this year.
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I am thinking of sustained multi year performance.
Marmol was pretty ok last year iirc.
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Marmol lead the league in Holds last year, as he was a set-up man.
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Didn't he start as the closer then was bumped to set up?
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No idea, I try not to pay attention to the Cubs as a general rule.
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Good plan.
I think Marmol started out as the closer, then was bumped by Gregg either in ST or early in the season.
Then of course, Gregg became Gregg.
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K-ROD BITCHEZZZ
LTEZ GO METZ!
LETZ GO METZ!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 30, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
/walks off mound after every throw, followed by fist pump.
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SAVE US, POSEY
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I love the helpless looks on the opponents’ faces when Brian Wilson is on.
Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.
COME ON BUSTER!
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Great job B-Weez, GO BUSTER
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C’mon Busty
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by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions
Bengie is going to step on Buster's foot hard after he homers here
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Be a great time for a dinger!
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I vote for that teacher
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions
Sabes'n'Susan
“Susan, you gotta sign that closer.”
“Mr. Sabean, he’s already our closer.”
“No shit! We got Qualls? Score!”
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
by TheLetter2 on May 30, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
By the Power of Otter Pops I compell you to score!
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they are still around.
I’ve got some in my freezer, I think
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PONCHO PUNCH IMPLORES YOU TO WIN NOW
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Hm. 0 home runs allowed?
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:29 PM PDT reply actions
Posey first pitch swinging?
NOOOOO
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bochy gave him a talking to in the dugout.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
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Woah. First time Buster swung at the first pitch.
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I was shocked.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he shouldn’t have started. It’s like a gateway drug.
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BAH
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions
Damn you Reynolds!
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playing on the line and such.
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Boo
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not clutch
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Rosa v. Posey
Flowers. Day before Memorial Day
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NOT READY
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions
Nope. It’s been pleasant
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate walks, steals second, scores on Bowker single, game over
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming..
i like this plan.
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anybody remember the last time Nate hit the ball hard?
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POSEY SUCKS
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DIDN'T GO 5 FOR 5 TODAY
BUST
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By the way, this was my favorite Bochy double switch of the year.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
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How can you say that? there will be at least another 150 more to chose from.
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It took out Molina. Therefore, a good double switch.
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I am not saying it is a bad double switch. Just with so many more to come this season even Hiead can stuble on a bettter one.
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Hard to imagine a better one. Got Molina out, let Wilson pitch for a while… It’s perfect. It actually makes sense.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
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C'mon Nate!
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by TheSoundOfHockey on May 30, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions
BAH
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions
Of course you did, Nate
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by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions
NATE, THAT WAS BALL 4
Also you were very behind that.
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much behinds.
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Damnit, Nate
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anyone ever notice that nate doesnt look like he is real
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by operation carrot on May 30, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions
He does have a generic ballplayer look to him.
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Fools and Sages
Uribe trying to end this thing NOW
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He's swinging for the fences
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
“Swing heavily as to place the ball into the stands”
by yankeessuck8991 on May 30, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Fill his pants?
Well, you see when a baby gets a certain feeling but can’t crawl to a porcelin convenience . . .
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
Nate can't hit fastball right now
he’s in to play only for defense
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
On a 1-0, he is going to fill his pants?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
WTK?
What the Kruk?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Okay, but . . .
Two baserunner kills
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
LOL. I love Pablo.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions
Pablo Rally Caps
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
JAZZY!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:34 PM PDT reply actions
Whos that asian guy next to bowk?
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Panda
Making everyone put on rally caps
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
JAZZAY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Ok, We'll take it
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions
lmao Panda
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
RALLYCAPS FTW!!!!!
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
Rally caps in the dugout
by order of the Panda
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hey Arizona... JAZZ HANDS!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 30, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
what the fuck
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
ily
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry in advance
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on May 30, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
OH HOLY SHIT
/clicks subject
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
AIIIIIIIEEEEEE!
Black hole sun… Won’t ya come… and waaaaash away the raaaaaaiiiiiin….
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 30, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Nightmares
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 30, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
greybeard walkoff?
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
If Eli hits a walkoff....
we’re winning the World Series in 2010.
by yankeessuck8991 on May 30, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions
false.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
Did Bowker hit already?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
then why the heck is Whiteside hitting??
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
there's no one else who could catch
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
lol Bruce Bochy
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
clearly not ready to catch
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Except our first baseman and third baseman who started their careers as catchers....
but whatevs
by yankeessuck8991 on May 30, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
you seem to have fallen into a chasm. need a rope?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Double switch?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
apparently that's why.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Nope, he got pulled back for the Cain bunt.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Mmmmmm.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
no, but bochy doesnt know that
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope
He was, but then Bochy put Cain in to bunt.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
who?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Scenario:
Bowker hits for Whiteside… If Bowker makes an out, Buster moves to catcher, Huff moves to first and Bowker takes over in left.
But Whiteside gets the hit.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That will not work
We need a catcher with experience catching major league pitching. Pablo does not count.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
MR. WHITESIDE.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BLOOP SINGLE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HE'S TENDER!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
YEAH GREYSIDE
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
OK OK OK
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions
WHITESIDE'D!!!!
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
if it werent for flannery, this game is over
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 4:38 PM PDT reply actions
Base hit please
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
GreySide!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Finish the Snakes in this game and series!!!
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
lulz
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Win.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
VICTORYYYYYY
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
A passed ball . . a balk . . .
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
TORRES!!!!!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 30, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions
uhh
subject please.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YESS!!!!
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 30, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions
WALKOFF!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
THE GIANT!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions
ANDRES THE GIANT!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
WIN!!!!!!!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Torres!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
ST. ANDRES!!!!!!!!!
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL they won’t let Posey in the pile.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions
YAY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
omgawesome
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
dance
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on May 30, 2010 4:39 PM PDT reply actions
+1
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
DON'T BREAK HIS LEG
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
GO FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!!!
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I LOVE YOU ANDRES!!!!!!!!
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Thiss is howee dooeet!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 30, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions
BROOM BROOM BROOM BROOM
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 30, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions
dont let that pile of shit rowand back on the field
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 4:40 PM PDT reply actions
WOO!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
this is so bad but so good…
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
Well done Torres
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Dance! Dance!! Dance!!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 30, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Game would have been a lot easier
if Molina had been given the day off. imho.
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming..
Upgrade to TORRES today!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 30, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
SWEEP!
also take it easy on the celebration. No injuries.
I like that that was done all with 2 outs.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Affeldt turns off toaster, steps out of bathtub
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
by TheLetter2 on May 30, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
(Little side note: Upton was very classy about getting off the field. Picked up the ball, jogged off the field, didn’t make a sob story out of it. I appreciate the “Can’t win ‘em all, we’ll get ’em next time” attitude. Good young player.)
With that intermission out of the way, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES WE WON!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Go Creepy Guy!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Which Mod is that?
They all read so tall…
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 30, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
"Actually it's Amy G." LOL
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Amy G. didn't know there were two outs
loopy
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming..
I still can’t believe Andres Torres is so great.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I can. :D
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
YAYYYYYY!!!!
So no one broke their leg?
by Murray, Present on May 30, 2010 4:42 PM PDT reply actions
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
by RDreamer on May 30, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
This is awesome now.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
SWEEEEEEEEEP
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:43 PM PDT reply actions
SWEEP!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
This Torres fellow continues to impress me.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Will someone step into the 'Pit and thank them for me?
500, 000 Frankenfrancs, etc.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 30, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
So hynotic.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lawl
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 30, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Where’s the Freddy Sanchez Shock .gif?
That’s how I felt about the rally with 2 outs starting with Uribe.
A sweep?!?!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Muy caliente means "you are very horny"?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090920040832AAOd2HC
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Correct.
Well to be more precise “soy muy caliente”
“muy caliente” can lack context.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
cool… amy g would be more useful if she could teach Spanish phrases during broadcast…
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Do you want "caliente" . . .
. . . or do you want “picante?”
the baby prefers “picante.”
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
FUCK
Padres just walk off against the Natinals in the 11th.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUCK
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Padres now tied with Yankees
for 2nd best record in the MLB.
Better than the Reds?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
BOOO
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Yuck.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Torres thinks Buster Posey is hot, haha.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I agree with Andres, hah. Take that as you will.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie Molina 0-4 today sitting at .268
The march toward .200 continues!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Correction: .263
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Sustainable.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So is there any post game today?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
“Bengie, you seen Buster? I thought he was in here with you.”
“Nah, ain’t seen him. Uurrrp. Happen to have a toothpick on ya?”
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
D :
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
new champion of the "you know" expression
used it 24 times in interview with Jaymee
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming..
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