Game Thread: 2 The 3rd Inning... and Beyond!
by howtheyscored on May 30, 2010 1:52 PM PDT
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Thanks to Ian Kennedy, we're going to get a new gamethread every two innings. On the bright side, AP has plenty of Buster Posey images for us mods to mess with.
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POP!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 30, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions
What team is he on these days?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Beer League Softball
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Always had plenty of power.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 30, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Giants
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL STINKOMEYER
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions
the blank looks like he’s looking to god thanking him for the gift of posey he is about to receive
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on May 30, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions
The what?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 30, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Dammit
He threw a ton of pitches in the first inning. Then they give him that easy shit. Knock out Kennedy!
NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE KENNEDYS!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Just their passengers
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL! So fucking true
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 30, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Buster is on pace to beat Barry Bonds' single-season OPS record!
Can you believe that Bonds hit .370/.582/.799 one year? Unreal.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I remember hit .614 OBP from that one year, unstoppable.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I am baffled every time I look up Barry’s B-R page.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
That’s ridiculous…God I miss Barry
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Bonds would still have the highest OPS on the Giants
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 30, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoops. I got it wrong
The record season was .362/.609/.812
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
LOL INSANE.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BUT HIS SALARY WAS SO HIGH
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
ON DRUGS
AM I RIGHT!??!?!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
DAMN. I miss him.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL VIDEO GAME NUMBERS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL HOWIE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL SNAKES
attacking right field
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I’m telling you, Schierholtz is playing hurt.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Serious question: How can you tell? What’s he doing?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
He looks uncomfortable at the plate, and it didn’t look like he was going at that liner full tilt. He looked like he aggravated his shoulder after crashing into the fence on Friday.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Afraid of losing his spot.
If you were on this team, and under 30 wouldn’t you be?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Not with Todd on the mound.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL Third straight lead off man reaches.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Another leadoff baserunner. A GOOD TREND!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions
ANDRES!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 30, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions
Ohhh, imagining Scott’s dive on that one.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
as it rolls by him and goes to the wall
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
the funny thing was
for a second I was like, wow, Rowand got to that ball quick
then I realized it wasn’t him.
by NateEveryday on May 30, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Malts are delicious.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 30, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
A Strike!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Damn unions.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Caramelized unions are delicious.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 30, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to date her
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
What about caramelized anions?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
rather have onions!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
It Hungers
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Torres is a legitimate center field option. Who’da thunk?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Not Bochy.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Dammit
It took the Giants like a half hour to score those 2 runs. The Dbacks did it in about 5 minutes.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/dual boots ground_attack.exe and dingerz.exe, compares
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
It would not be so bad if he was not terrible.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It's OK for him to be terrible
Just not for us.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 30, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Unpossible!
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 30, 2010 2:00 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Wouldn't you guys rather have dontrelle willis?
At least in one time his career he wasn’t viewed as a complete disgrace.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Nope
Awful to watch. Doesn’t throw strikes
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
wellemeyer is better?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Sadly,
In this case I would say he is.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So now you change the parameters of your question?
Willis is Wellemeyer with a worse contract.
He sucks.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
ERAs last four MLB seasons for each
Wellemeyer: 3.11, 3.71, 5.89, 5.36
Willis: 5.17, 9.38, 7.49, 4.98
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
But if you take the composite of each of their last three good years…
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 30, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Like ESPN’s new secret formula for winning pitchers?
Apparently innings pitched and runs allowed affects their team’s chance of winning!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
^ applicable to every veteran on our team ^
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
But he has not been good for a long time.
I do not want to watch him walk 9 hitters in 3 IP
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
omg stop with the Dontrelle Willis stuff
He has walked 6 batters per 9 this year.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
My apologies
I forgot he walks 15 per 9, I’ll take welly jelly long outs all day.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Dude, no.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Wellemeyer at AT&T has been better than anything Dontrelle has done in 3-4 years
WIllis is terrible home, away, Mars and in the future
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 30, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Perfect throw
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions
HOLY SHIT WE THREW A RUNNER OUT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LIGHTING A FIRE
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Wow, Molina threw someone out.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions
LOL SNAKES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
GUNNED
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions
Finally a good throw.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Drained that snake
Bengie’s fire is LIT
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
That will do!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
WHAAAAAT
Molina catches someone stealing?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on May 30, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
LOL
Mole’s reaction was priceless
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
/Bengie goes to the dug out for the oxygen tank after exerting himself
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
keLOLly Johnson
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 30, 2010 2:04 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Apparently he is being stored in an undisclosed location.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
In the same shed as the Crab suit
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, the Crab suit is on the second level, third base side.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Hi!
Just got home from a hard day on my house.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
I didn't read "day" the first time through
That changes the context a bit.
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 30, 2010 2:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
MISTAH F
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
MR. F!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions
"CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!"
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 30, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions
MOLE
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions
4.75 era so far this year
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on May 30, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Rod
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions
Mole!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Mole!
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 30, 2010 2:06 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Franchez!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I can haz Pablo dinger?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Apparently not.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
this Sanchez guy
is growin on me
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming..
Franchize
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Does this coutn as a rally yet?
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Freddy Sanchez is legitimate second base option. Who’da thunk?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Not me.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
PABLOL
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions
Meat is appropriate for that fan…and Pablol
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
Oh Pablo.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
God ian kennedy owns sandoval, he’s put on a clinic these last two games.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Pablo was 2-3 against him at Chase Field.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
/peers intently at radio
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 30, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Bush league
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 30, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
KLAW on Twitter is funny today
keithlaw
That Pujols fella … he’s pretty good at the hitting of the baseball thing.
keithlaw
Of course, Sabean would still have Pujols in AAA to work on his two-balls-one-strike approach or something.
TIred joke is tired.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
KLaw’d
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Only Giants fans can make fun of Sabean!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
It was funny a few weeks ago.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sorry
i dunno what happened
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno man
it was funny at first, but his fixation on this one joke is getting almost creepy
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Can you blame him for being fixated? When he was bad at his FO job, he got fired.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Watching this game after lunch makes me extremely sleepy
/wish there is a buster alarm so I can nap without fear of missing his at-bats
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Heh, little kids.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOLBREY
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions
NO HUFF!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL FRAUDLEY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL HUFF
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Of Course
Can’t have a game without one
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Is there a logistical reason the announcers switch media in the middle of a game?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Kuip needs to get his drink on
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Kuip gets sick of Kruk CUZ HE’S THE WORST HOMER IN ALL BASEBALL.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Kruk is Hawk Harrelson?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
How dare you
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 30, 2010 2:13 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
That would be the implication. Blame satyricrash, not me.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
No, blame you for chasm-ing.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Who said I got chasm’d? If I got chasm’d I would have gotten defensive.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Like right now?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Not quite, but thanks for playing.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Hey dude, you’re the one who didn’t get the obvious sarcastic all-caps quip don’t get pissy with me.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I did get it, and riffed off of it. If you think I’m getting pissy, that’s on you.
Perception != Reality
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Riffing. Yeah, you’re a regular member of the Algonquin Round Table.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Take two and call me in the morning.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Should I call you for breakfast...
…or just nudge you?
/lascivious wink
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 30, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
lulz
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Wow, you showed me!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Seriously, dude.
His first post said Hawk Harrelson is the worst homer in America. He was working with you on your funny.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 30, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Now that is the 2010 Giants Rally I'v come to know!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Well, I guess Posey is hitting with the bases empty next inning.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Huff
Carrying out Bochy’s orders
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 30, 2010 2:10 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LOL PUJOLs
3 home run game, setting himself up for a 10 year 300 million dollar extension.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
MY POKEMONZ!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
10 years 300 million
sounds fair to me. It’s not like that Zito contract has anything to do with the offense
by NateEveryday on May 30, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Those pancakes actually look really good. I would eat Jack’s face.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
.
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on May 30, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Hymns
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
/called up in the middle of the 5th inning.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions
The Welly Counter
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
LOLZ
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL YOU GOT K'D BY WELLEMEYER
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions
Sick burn
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions
Steve Finley?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
STFD
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL Wellemeyer is not a good pitcher.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He and the opposition seem evenly matched today.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 30, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Trivia:
Steve Finely
D :
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
GOLD GLOVE BUSTER
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
STFD
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 30, 2010 2:14 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Steve Fuckin' Finley
Played well for all NL West teams except the Giants
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 30, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Played well against the Giants.
grumble grumble
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He played better for us than Edgardo would’ve!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
No more big contracts for free agents
Seriously, the only one that worked out was BLB
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 30, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Ray Durham turned out okay.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
For a while, anyway.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Durham had an OPS+ over 100 four of five years for us, and the other year, he got seriously BABIPed.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Randy Winn was pretty good
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
For a while, anyway.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
14.6 WAR as a Giant
in 4 1/2 years.
That’s pretty fuckin’ good.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
2009, however, was not exactly a stellar year. He was fantastic through 2008, don’t get me wrong. Ditto for Durham, just a year earlier.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
1.6 WAR in 09
Is pretty OK.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
For $9.6 million?
That was primarily his defense, which was blocking Schierholtz for most of the season.
I liked Winn as much as anybody, but he Andres Torres was worth more than him last year as a league-average 4th OF who missed half the season.
The contract was worth it through 2008.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
MUTTLEY!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions
The Welly Counter
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
LOL Wellemeyer is not a good pitcher.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
nice inning
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions
/wishes chris snyder wasn't line up
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL YOU GOT K'D BY WELLEMEYER
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions
Buster gets to hit this inning
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
/Bochy double switches him out.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
With 1 out and the bases empty.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I wonder if AJ hinch fines his players everytime they strike out against welly jelly?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
HE'S NO D-TRAIN, AMIRITE?!?!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
HE LACKS THAT D-TRAIN STUFF
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Garbage and poop?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
dead fish
with a taste of dirt
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL FRANCHEZ LOVES THE GARLIC FRIES
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
STFD
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 30, 2010 2:17 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LOLFAT
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BENGIE!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Molina
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
/posey watches molina hit
/reminds self on how to not condition
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
BLUBT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL Bengie
The march towards .200 continues.
I do not see a difference in his stances.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL big year last year
Sorry son, there is a reason no one wanted him this offseason.
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 30, 2010 2:19 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
can someone do a gif
with bengies face on the numa numa kid?
Uhhh
Did my mlb.tv just cut to commercial in the middle of an inning….?
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
They probably know how badly you want to see the ads for Bikini 101 and The Thread.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
AND THE YAHOO SPORTS MINUTE WITH WHATHISNAME
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
yes, yes it just did.
So if they are running commercials then they should not charge to watch games.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
LOL Buster
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Our boy Posey is on the front page of mlb.com!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
My TV cuts off the far right side of the picture, so the “today” version of Bengie stance had him completely out of view.
Which, frankly, would have been an improvement.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
WTF!!!
my mlb feed just went to comercial mid inning? What is this free service suddenly?
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
BUSTER!!!!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions
GERALD!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
BUSTER!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions
/ORGASMS!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions
/one hand typing
other hand clapping for BRAIN LOL POISEY TEH SUXXORS
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 30, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus Christ, Buster Posey!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Redundant!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
They've met.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Jesus regards Buster with awe
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 30, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
You can say that again.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Jesus regards Buster with awe
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 30, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL POSEY
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I love Buster Posey
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 30, 2010 2:20 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
POSEY!
STILL AWESOME.
Also LOL at throwing the bat.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BUSTER!!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
BUSTERRRRR!!!!!!!!
THATS HOW YOU DO IT BENGIE
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
BUSTER POSEY
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Watch out Jason Heyward
for ROY
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
/Posey sent down to make room for DeRosa
by NateEveryday on May 30, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
dear god
i know posey is a solid hitter, but this is just ridiculous
LOLBACKS pitching
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 30, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, Buster is used to seeing AAA-quality pitching...
and we know how bad that is.
by Murray, Present on May 30, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
HALL OF FAME BALLOTS DUE WHEN?
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 30, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
SUSTAINABLE!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Ayup.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
HOORAY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Buster swings at pitches inside the strike zone,
and takes pitches outside the strike zone.
Interesting…
WITCHCRAFT
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
isn't that cheating?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Don’t worry, he’ll correct those youthful mistakes with time. The Giants will make sure of it.
by Seasick fish on May 30, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
CHEATING
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 30, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Weird approach
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 30, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
seems highly improbable
/does drug screen on self
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming..
OBP
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions
Posey is now officially a .300 career hitter
Never getting sent down again
by sarf_london_niner on May 30, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions
JUGGERCHEAT
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions
I'M TIRED OF OUR PLAYERS CHEATING THE FUCKING GAME
by Josh L on May 30, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
HICH-STOCKINGED CHEATER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Nate Walks
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I like watching Buster and Nate in the same lineup
IT SHOULD HAPPEN MORE FUCKING OFTEN
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Not ready for the Bigs yet.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
OBP!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
The Forbidden Result!!
From Nate!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
JuggerWalk
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 30, 2010 2:24 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I like not seeing rowand in the line up
what about you guys?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
What do you have against strikeoutz???
by Artimus Clyde on May 30, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah? And flailing failing?
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 30, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Buster was in the majors for a month last year and only got 17 PA's
DURING A RUN FOR THE POST SEASON
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL 68 pitches in 4 Innings.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
LOL Kennedy
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Kennedy: scared of the Posey vrooooom
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 30, 2010 2:25 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Former Dback Scherzer had 14K's today
in 5 and 2/3 innings. LOL Edwin Jackson!
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
Does RyRoh even make contact in batting practice?
That was 79 mph down the middle.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Only 30 opposite field HR's by RH hitters in AT&T park history
Wow.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
count me as one. .
. . who is not opposed to moving in the wall closer in triples alley .
by NateEveryday on May 30, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
nah
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
No thanks.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Another FG ing commercial mid inning?!?
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Leading the league in "not screwing up Crawford's development"
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
LOL JUDY
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, Rohlinger.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
For a fraction of the cost.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
except we know he won’t be in the lineup for a month straight
by NateEveryday on May 30, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Rick Roll
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
um
:(
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
fuck
there goes any chance of scoring runs this inning
SOMEONE ALERT JUDY ABOUT THAT STRIKEOUT
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions
Posted for posterity
ACCORDING TO THE TABULATED BASEBALL GAME FOR YESTERDAY’S MATCH VERSUS ARIZONA DIAMOND RAYS (LOSE THE GAME 0-2), IT APPEARS AS IF RYAN ROHLINGER IS NOW DOING SOMETHING FOR THE PR DEPARTMENT?
CAN YOU PLEASE CONFIRM? I WOULD SINCERELY APPRECIATE A STRONG SOURCE FOR THIS.
IS THIS PERHAPS A CLINIC FOR KIDS?
(NOW I GATHER THAT I AM SUPPOSED TO WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT 75 BUT I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE CODE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR LEADS!)
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
LOLOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT'S HOW IT WORKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ARIZONA DIAMOND RAYS
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
oh memories
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL
WTF is this?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It’s almost impossible to explain if you weren’t there, I think.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Also this
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/topic.php?uid=6545350263&topic=10883
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Try again, chief.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bleh
Copy and paste it.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
pfff
making me do the work.
HOW DARE YOU, SIR.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That story is worth it
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
lol
You are totally correct. That was worth it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
link button is your friend
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
LOL Nice cut Wellemeyer
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Fuck wasted Buster’s double
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
GOOD JOB BENGIE
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
You're implicitly suggesting that Bengie can go first to third on a double.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
no
buster would have had a single in that case, if not having bengie thrown out at 2nd.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
your're implicitly suggesting that Bengie can go first to second on a double
by NateEveryday on May 30, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
My bad
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
LOLGIANTS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions
/Bochy blames Posey for not scoring that inning
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 30, 2010 2:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
/sits him for ten days telling him, “Watch Molina and learn, boy!”
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 30, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Dexter wants me to buy that car
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Are we talking about the forensic medical technician named Dexter?
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
I'm thinking it's the cartoon child scientist
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 30, 2010 2:32 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Well that is not as intresting.
But probably much safer.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
YYAAA, no GiDp that side!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
So Posey is never going to physically score a run, is he?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I'd rather have downs at SS
He’s at least a padre killer.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
/SAD TROMBONE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I wouldn’t mind never hearing a Meg Whitman radio ad again.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Fixed
I wouldn’t mind never hearingaMeg Whitmanradio adagain.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Her anti amnesty and illegal immigration commercial was playing this week in LA while I was on vacation. I assume they go over well down there.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
the baby . . .
, , , would cry like a banshee if given to Meg Whitman to hold. It doesn’t matter what formulae is in the bottle.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
The worst thing about political commercials
Is that they cause people to discuss politics
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought it was that they existed for 13 months of the year.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
The only problem with them existing for 13 that long
Is that people feel compelled to talk about politics for that same length of time.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
You know
This must have been what the hot girl at the bar feels like as us the scrubs keep hitting on her all night long.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
OT: LOL celebration
Swelling in Kendry Morales’ leg has delayed his surgery by a week.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The response to Prince should have been..
choreographed… knock him on his ass and when he falls over, everyone in the infield tumbles like it was an earthquake
I’d LOL. Heck, even Prince would probably LOL at that.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 30, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw that on fox's "bonus coverage"
lol’d epicly, especially because kevin frandsen was one of the people that knocked him over LOLOL ASSASSIN.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
SECRET MISSION REVENGE FOR 2002
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
I do not know what this 2002 is that you speak of, if you are referring to a World Series of some sort, it was cancelled that year.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
oh yeah
That meteor hit Angels Stadium
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Nice ’stache on the right.
Who are these clowns, anyway?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
FUCK YOU
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
CSN finally cuts off Amy G's mic
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Years too late
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 30, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
/comast fires amy g
oh wait we’re not that lucky
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
/comcast hires dontrelle willis!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL WALK
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
New Urban segment
“Walkin’ the League with Dontrelle Willis”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
For PC reasons they would be forced to hire another nasly voiced, annoying woman, so be careful what we wish for
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 30, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
z
such a tease
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions
That will do!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Well
That was nice
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions
Talk to each other, you asshats
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions
WELLEMEYER SUCKS!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
ONE PRETTY GOOD START NEGATES 5.01 CAREER FIP!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
BIAS AGAINST A PLAYER NEGATES ABILITY TO ENJOY QUALITY START!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
STATS ARE BIAS!
And I, for one, am enjoying the game.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Other than that ridiculous HR
LOLlemeyer has been pretty okay
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
“but other than that how did you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln?”
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 30, 2010 2:37 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I suppose it’s too much to hope Kennedy is a passenger in a car his secretary drives over the side of a bridge.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I'LL DRIVE YOU HOME MARY JO
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Shaker's vodka
gettin’ PATRIOTICALLY loud.
by Murray, Present on May 30, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions
Shakers vodka: The most annoying commercials on KNBR since healthy trim
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Do they make the phones ring make the phones ring?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 30, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
WOW
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions
Burrell hit an HR in his 2nd at-bat
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
LOL Kennedy
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LORRES
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions
Damn.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Blah
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Hackin’ Torres is back today.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL MOLE
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions
A sunny day game at Mays Field is the greatest climate imaginable
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
REPLY FAIL
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
True nonetheless.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 30, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
So we have Slowlina batting 5th? Bochy is a shoe-in for the HOF
Hall of Fuckingidiots, that is.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
/facepalm
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
PABLOL
LOL MRS. SANDOVAL’s 63,000 calorie meals!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions
LOL 2X KFC DOUBLE DOWN AFTER EVERY GAME WITH BENGIE
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Zuhh
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Panda..:(
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 30, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions
AAARRRGG!!!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
LOL Johnson
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
MEAT!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
HAHA JOHNSON
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions
MOLE IS THE FUCKING GREATEST
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
LOLOLOLOL
MOLE LOVES BUSTER!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Great Play Freddy!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions
MOLE MOLE MOLE
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL JOHNSON
FUCK YOU, YOU GREEDY BASTARD.
Mole, I hope you keep making me seem like an asshole for doubting you.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Mole's knee must be fine................
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Mole!!
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 30, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions
FREDDY
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Good play Buster!
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
MOLE!!
He’s got Buster’s back. Bengie is angry he wanted Posey to look bad.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
watching upton swing and miss at wellemeyer fastballs
is confusing, and scary at the same time.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Sigh
I’m thinking Ishikawa replaces Posey in the 7th for defense
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 30, 2010 2:44 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Not in a tie game, I don’t think.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Mole barehand pick up.
That was stellar.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Buster with an assist?
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
The old 3-4-6 putout.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL that was an assist?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
Also
great play, Sanchez
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 30, 2010 2:45 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I’m liking Freddy Sanchez more and more every game.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
He also says
“Wait until DeRosa is back!”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Upton cannot solve the enigma that is Todd Wellemeyer.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
poor justin upton, he’s so good and he looks completely lost.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
He's my pokemonz :(
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
yeah what the fuck, b.j. upton has been barely stayinga above the mendoza line. I don’t get his struggles, he must try to much for dingerz.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Anybody read that NYT article about sibling pairs in baseball?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
The one where they say younger siblings are greater risk-takers, based upon comparative stolen-base attempts?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 30, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Interesting, if a bit unscientific.
/makes general commment about all NYT comment
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Stiff rims on courts in NYC parks = NYC-bred NBA players without jump shots.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 30, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Mine too.
I don’t even need runz or ribbiezz from him/Drew; just a double or two.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 30, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
You had to do it Todd
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions
Bah WeLOLemeyer
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
WeLOLemeyer
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 30, 2010 2:48 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
who was the last Giants RH to go oppo at ATT?
that should’ve been the trivia question
Pablo maybe?
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 30, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I was thinking he might have done it from the right side last year, but damned if I can remember.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I think he had one go to right-center but none just went down the RF line.
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 30, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Bonds, probably.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Reply Fail
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 30, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Or perhaps I misse the Chasm
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 30, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
There you go champ.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I'm slow, but not Molina slow
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 30, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Molina will write you a sternly worded letter.
Next month
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He's even slow to respond
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 30, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to Say Feliz. I remember a 2 week stretch where he knew how to hit the ball to RF
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
bah
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
THROW STRIKES
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I think the bullpen would be a good move for the seventh, Bruce.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
/Brings Todd out forr 7th, Todd walks a guy, Bork pulls him.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
I know, which is why I’m getting on the above bandwagon now.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
/shudders at the thought
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL 223 Ks in a season.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions
Finish him!
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 30, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
HYmns
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
LOL REYNOLDS
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
S T F D
MUTTLEY!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 30, 2010 2:50 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
The Welly Counter
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
STFD REYNOLDS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Whoa, top of the 6th after 3 hours, watch the remainder or go back to bed. The outcome will be the same, sleep.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Game started at 1
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 30, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
STFD REYNOLDS
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL Reynolds
Takes two steps towards 1st, then doesn’t care anymore.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL YOU GOT K'D BY WELLEMEYER
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions
Nice start!
Using the official MLB handicapping system, Wellemeyer just threw a perfect game, right?
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
LOL Todd Wellemeyer is not a good pitcher.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hey guys what's Wellemeyer's pitch count?
/awaits 109
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 30, 2010 2:52 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
83 I believe
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 30, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
/ rattles slide ruler
83
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Thanks guys
I’d give him 1 more inning but with a very short leash.
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 30, 2010 2:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
LOL MARK REYNOLDS
Watching him walk back to bengie so he could tag him was so funny. “Don’t worry bengie i dont want you to get tired walking 3 feet to tag me”.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
UNWRITTEN RULES
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Nice guy that Mark Reynolds
Helps his team with dingers, helps opponent’s pitchers by K’s and helps Bengie.
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 30, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLBREY
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
Damn
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
omg so much WTP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Needz moar LTP
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 30, 2010 2:55 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
WARNING TRACK POWER
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
Huff must hate this park.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Buster’s gonna have to hit a dinger if we’re gonna score this inning.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
left field = graveyard?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOLFAT
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BENGIE'S STANCE
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
BAH!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
LOL Posey’s Posse.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions
Save us, Buster
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Posey's Posse
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HOLY POSEY
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
I hardly know her!
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
HOT DAMN GERALD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions
BUSTER!!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL
This is IAN KENNEDY! WTF Giants!
LOL Posey knows what I am talking about.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Dude's hot
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions
BUSTER YOU'RE KIDDING ME!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
hahaha this is awesome
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
/ORGASMS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions
You must be tired
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
very
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
VAPORS!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Not Ready Yet
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
BUSTER MOTHAFUCKING POSEY
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
back to back 3 hit days
/sabean sends down posey to work on power
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Comes back with power
/Sabean sends down to work on grounders to right side.
I love Buster Posey
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 30, 2010 2:56 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
lol mlb.tv
Is now playing just the AUDIO from commercials. Along with the game. What the fuck.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I called MLB.TV
and they said they’ve had several complaints and are working on the problem, but obviously it is not fixing still seeing the “HEY UMP!” commercials when the Giants are batting
by alcatrazzledazzle on May 30, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I LOVE YOU BUSTER!!!!! (VERY HOMO)
Take my bags, not my top 3 pick!
"Winning is not enough. All others must lose." - Larry Ellison
WTF happened to the other .143 points!?
Fucking failure if you ask me.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 30, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Posey is awesome
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 30, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions
JUGGERFAIL
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions
Nate, cut that crap out.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
(I really think his shoulder is nagging him.)
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
NOT READY FOR TEH BIGGSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 30, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions
JUGGERLOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Time for Buster to hit 3rd tomorrow
in front of Pablo and against Ubaldo
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
Posey is Jesus, Aubrey
what’s the record for hits in this situation?
WHY DIDN’T BUSTER SCORE A RUN!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
On base 6/7 times...
Scored 0/6 times…
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Doesn't know how to score!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 30, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
DOESN'T HIT RIB EYES!!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Bah. 7 pitch inning.
And Posey hasn’t scored yet. That’s awful.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
After that hit, I think Posey’s career BA is up to .333, despite the 2 for 17 last year.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Correct.
Also Gameday says he is a career 5-5 v. Ian Kennedy. I am assuming it is counting his Minor league at bats.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The math checks out, anyway.
.333/.333/.416
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOLBP!
My point was basically that flipping out over a 2 for 17 is ridiculous because it only takes two good games to get it up to a more respectable level.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Again
LOL being called up for a month with only 17 PAs during a run at the Post Season.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Remember when Andres Torres was like 0-16?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Remember when Mike Benjamin had 14 hits in three days?
(a lot of you are probably too young to remember that, actually. LOL OLD ME)
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I barely remember who Mike Benjamin is. (LOL YOUNG.)
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Aside from those three games, there’s not much to remember!
Think Bocock, but with the offense of 2009 Randy Winn.
He somehow had a 13-year career.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Ouch.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
those 14 hits in three days
Is the all-time Major League record for most hits and three games, by the way.
At least I don’t think anyone has broken it since.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I don’t think Buster has swung at the first two pitches he’s seen at any of his at bats. I know he hasn’t swung at the first pitch, period.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Buster’s a trending topic in San Francisco. Rightfully so.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions
Sabean immediately declares Posey not ready to trend in SF, invents hashtag for Frenso instead.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
“Susan, get Lincecum in here to fix my hashtags.”
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
“But sir, he’s not the IT guy. We’ve been through this.”
/blank stare
“Sigh. I’ll go get him.”
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
"But sir, he’s not the IT guy…."
“No, no, I read that he’s quite popular.”
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
“It’s all here in my subscription to Tiger Beat”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
O_O
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
“Number Seven, Susan? That doesn’t look like Mark DeRosa.”
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
“He plays for another team, Mr. Sabean.”
“I don’t care if the man’s gay, Susan. And you shouldn’t either. Frankly, I’m a little disappointed you’d even say such.”
/assistant strikes self in head with clipboard
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
/diamond backs start to bunt
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
extrabaggs Pat Burrell is now 2-for-3 at Fresno. Added an RBI single to his earlier home run.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
HA HAHA
/Sabes buys World Series Trophy Polish
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
read that as
/Sabes buys World Series Trophy Plush
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
TTTOOODDDDD
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Take him out
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions
That’s not what we ordered
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions
Casilla? In a tie?
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 30, 2010 3:00 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Not a save situation
must use worst reliever
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
I bet he cleans up very nicely.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
/wishes chris snyder wasn't in the line up today
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL no one warming up yet.
LOL sending Casilla to the bull pen.
Man remember when our bull pen was full of reliable relievers?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Wellemeyer Heat!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Young said, “SHIT!”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
VAPORS!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Since today?
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 30, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Since he pitched to these Dbacks.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
FUCK YOU ADAM LAROCHE
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
GUNNED!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions
YES!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOLOLROCHE!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bork!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 30, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL ARIZONA BASERUNNING
You do not fucking run on Nate Schierholtz!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That was an awesome relay
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
LOLROCHE
FUCK YOU DON’T TEST NATE
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Haha LaRoche
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL LAROCHE
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
LOL DBACKS
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
That was awesome
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 30, 2010 3:04 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
NATEZILLA
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
LOL BENGIE MOLINA
/calls 0-2 fastball right down the middle to chris young, gets AT&T’d.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
He has the confidence of all the pitchers
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 30, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
♥NATE♥
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions
Bochy agrees
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
YYYEEEESSS
That is how you throw the ball in. Scott you takeing notes?
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
/Rowand too busy chalking up another should-be homerun to have noticed Nate’s throw.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 30, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
/overthrows cut off man and throws to wrong base
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 30, 2010 3:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
LOL Dbacks coach trying to warn LaRoche off.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Is Kennedy gonna bat?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Sorta OT: Does anyone else wish
that the Cubs would’ve let us have Heilman during the waiver process last year?
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 30, 2010 3:06 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Can’t wait for nate to go to the bench and posey to go back down when DeRosa and Renteria get back
/rolls eyes
So enjoy it while it lasts, nerb!
/positivity
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
/bork denies wellemeyer better record than cain and sanchez
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
WTF is a Rusty Ryal?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Don't step on it or you'll get tetarus
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
That anything like Tartarus? How bout Tetanus?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Uh, yeah, tetanus… that was the joke…
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Wasn't Tartarus
the Greek word for the underworld?
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
Yes
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nice job Welly. One more for the road.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
LOL NORWEGIAN HERITAGE NIGHT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
/RAGE
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Boat in from the cove.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well they are almost Danes…
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
/sets you on fire!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
There are worse things than Danes.
/ still thinking or rest of sentance
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
There are Tartars.
How about Tartar heritage night?
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
/ takes burning my body and sets next to baby tuckoo!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
He was a reliever for most of his career.
And he’s kinda mediocre.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Freddy Sanchez conversing with Bengie
“Stop calling shitty 0-2 pitches”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
z
I feel like a lot of pitchers have career-best strikeout games against the Dbacks.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This has started well.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Strikes
You should throw them
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, it’s Jairo time.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions
JAIRO!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD RUSTY!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions
This guy has a big arm
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
STFD
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 30, 2010 3:10 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
STFD
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 30, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions
Great job, Santiago
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Casilla is nasty
95-97 with movement, DIZGUZTING
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
STFD stranger
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
LOL Ryal
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
For all the wailing and moaning, Casilla has been pretty good.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Why is Sabean good at picking people up off the scrap heap but can’t translate that into knowing who to give big money to?
Huge hole in his swing
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 30, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Artist's rendition of the Giants' right fielder:
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL Angel Arm
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So Nate is some kind of plant person?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Exactly.
I’m glad that none of the nuances have escaped you.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Why are these goddamn commercials still on tv? They aren’t funny
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
HOLY SHISHKABOB!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I liked the holy shishkakbob bit.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
It’s just downright bad.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Because we don’t have enough racism in our lives.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
wow they took out ian kennedy
/hinch fears giants line up
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Kind of a requirement when you pinch-hit for him.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I know, I’m just not used to seeing good starters only pitch 6 innings.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Two on and two out in a tie game in the last third of the game, I can’t really fault Hinch for making that call.
The way the Dbacks are hitting, they’ll take runs anywhere they can.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Redeem yourself RyRo
Ian KK is gone…
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
LOL Ian Kennedy is not a good pitcher.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bowker sighting.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Bowker tease
LOL MATT CAIN PINCH HITTING BUNTING?
FUCK YOU BOCHY
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL BABIP
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
JUDYGASM!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions
ALERT JUDY!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions
Take it
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions
Bowker Sighting
Yay Rohlinger
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
THAT'S HOW IT WORKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
hat trick avoided
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Cain Pinch-Hit FTW!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
RICK ROHL!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Rohlinger!
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 30, 2010 3:15 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LOL MATT CAIN’S PINCH HITTING?!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions
Git it down, Matt
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions
LOL CLEAN UP HITTER
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL Matt Cain pinch hitting!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Fuck you Kelly Johnson!
….do better next week for my fantasy baseball team tho
by The Montana Giant on May 30, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
LOLWUT CAIN?
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
I wish Pat Burrell were here
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
fuck
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
This.
This was a terrible idea.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
They are anticipating extras, I guess
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 30, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I belong in this line
At least he didn’t burn a position player to do it… but still.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
lol now he has to swing away.
Fuck you Bochy.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Lol go Cain!
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 30, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions
Wow, I agree with Bochy
I love this decision. Bochy is maximizing his 25 man roster by using Cain in this scenario.
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 30, 2010 3:17 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Matthew, do it. NOW!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions
Cain, you’re not fooling anybody. Just show the damn bunt early and git ’er done.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Meh
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions
Atta boy Cain
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
/MATT CAIN DEATH STAR IMAGE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
CAINER
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions
YEAH CAIN
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Well...
It worked.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Good jon, Matt
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions
LOL CAIN
Got nervous there
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
LOL Bunt.
Not sure about giving away the out with this offense though.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Though top of the order makes me feel better about it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I hate the idea of giving away that out
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 30, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Niiice!
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 30, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions
Standing O for a bunt.
No one better try to tell me this isn’t a great country.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Torres, go back to being good.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Nice job, Cain
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
/FACEPALM
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions
OH BROTHER LOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL Rick Roll
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
God Dammit!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions
FUCKING FLANNERY
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions
Why?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Stupid call
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions
TORRES!
Fuck, out at the plate. By a country mile.
Should not have sent him.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Damn it, Tim.
Damn it, Ryan.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WAIVE HIM
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Damnit Flannery!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Rohlinger almost fell around 3rd?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions
Ryan Rohlinger is a AAAA player. You get what you pay for.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
wtf
There’s been some awful sends to home the last few weeks
by sarf_london_niner on May 30, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT THE TOAD FUCKERY FLANNERY
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions
/sticks knife in eye
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Flannery is such a terrible third base coach.
It was even a terrible throw and he was still out, easily.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I have no idea why he was waved. Considering the context, it really didn’t make any sense.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
pick them up Freddy
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
LOL THAT WAS ROHLINGER HOME ON THE WILDE PITCH
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oscar Wilde of course
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So fucking horrific
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 30, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
…And that would have been a run.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
STEAL HOME
for my entertainment
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
cool there was the go ahead wild pitch
oh wait….
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Did Rohlinger hurt himself?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
And this is why giving up thta bunt isa bad idea
now you are left with 2 out runner on second and big motment play for the other team. Just dumb
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
EXACTLY!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 30, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a 50/50 thing
If he’s safe then good play all around
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 30, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
That play was not 50/50
70/30 or worse
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I was talking about the bunt.
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 30, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't mind the bunt
But if you look at how Heilman has pitched this inning, he can’t seem to get anyone out.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
If the other team ’s pitcher is dcealing, yes I think your right. But at this point Hiead is playing for the other team tomake more mistakes then us not to win. If you get my drift here.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Rohlinger
You can’t handle the truth!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Rohlinger
Phone home.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Rohlinger
I’m gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Is RyRohl hurt?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions
new defensive aligment
Bowker to left, Huff to first, Posey to SS, DO IT BOCHY
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Why?
He will be Fresno in few days anyway.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
He's fine. Rub some dirt and fire on it and the internal tendon flapping will stop shortly
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 30, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I see you snuk into the Giatns Ways Research Lab again.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
epic fail by flan
LOL NATIONS COMMERCIALS
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Pablo, don't suck
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions
And here come the fastballs.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
OBP
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions
one hop single to a centerfielder with a good arm
that’s just a bad piece of work by Flannery; I mean the play is right in front of him. He is relying on a total misplay by the centerfielder.
I like my beer cold ... my TV loud ... and my romosexuals flaming..
Plus Rohlinger was not running at full speed.
He stuttered at the start of his run.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
and Sanchez-Sandoval-Huff are coming up next
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It made zero sense from every possible perspective.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
OBP
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
PABLO
PLEASE SAVE US.
COVER FOR FLANNERY’S MISTAKE AND THE BUNT.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Redeem yourself Pablo
A single is good enough
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
Baba O'Reilly!
I approve of this music choice.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Come on Panda!
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 30, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions
Blew a chance at a multi-run inning
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions
I can't believe he took that
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
The Suck is strong with both teams today.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
High fastball might as well be an automatic strike to Pablo.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
And now stupid golf is pre-empting the CBS Evening News. What a day.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
I can't remember Pablo swinging and missing this much
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Citi Field this year.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
The league is onto the "book" on Pablo
and we can discuss it in detail in the post-game thread.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
Oh Pablo.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Man, just by him
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
Pablo has Rohlinger-itis
Can’t hit fastballs
all we need is a single
and pablo is LOL FRED LEWISing
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
F A T
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
:(
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions
LOL FAT
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions
LOL not tying run at third.
Pablo. just no.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
oh pablo
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions
LOL TERRIBLE
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Damnit Panda
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 30, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions
Booo
I don’t like these hat tricks.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Lot of Giants Fail that inning.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
6 pitches, 5 high fastballs.
THINK THIS IS SOMETHING HE SHOULD WORK ON, MAYBE?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
gut getting in the way
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions
Buster will have to save us.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Steady diet of high, inside fastballs.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
TASTE BAD!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
extrabaggs
Juan Uribe is replacing Ryan Rohlinger, who hurt himself while getting thrown out at the plate. Will check on Rohlinger’s injury after game.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Us.
On Flannery.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That inning could be blamed on Flannery.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Cope
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Challenging Outdoor Personal Experience?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The bright green moo-moo is back on my TV
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The amy G curse
is on display in full effect tonight.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
what’s going to happen for Panda tomorrow against Ubaldo?
Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM
Great...Affeldt
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
Oh snap
Affeldt is back!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh lawd. Jeremy.
Walk, botched double play, sac fly, wild pitch, strikeout.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Juan Uribe still at crux of fuckery around second base.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Glad to have you back, son
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions
/facepalm
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions
Great
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
The Suck is strong with both teams today.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Uhh
Uribe?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Sigh, Uribe
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Not good, Uribe.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL GIANTS
Ballgame
Thanks, Flannery
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions
Did Uribe get a really slow jump on that?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Johnson's speed made it a tough play.
Slow roller.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I think it was just a really slow roller, and he was playing back.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
damnt flannery, this is butterfly effect of your epic bork logic.
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions
LOLUribe
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
the AmyG curse rearing its ugly head
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 30, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions
fuck uou
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Chasm?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
definitely.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
“The Giants are winning! I’ll go to the game!!!”
Two hours later
“Ugh I still don’t understand this sport. I’ll do something I DO understand, standing up and sitting down repeatedly!”
by yankeessuck8991 on May 30, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Walk to set up the GIDP
all part of the plan
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Remember when Affeldt was good?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Remember when Affeldt didn’t lose so many games for us?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
UGH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions
HHHHIIIIIIIIEAAADDD!
HOOK.
NOW!!!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
What the hell was that
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions
I have a feeling we’re going to lose this inning.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
FUUUUU
Not liking this.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Again, LOL FLANNERY
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions
Uuuuuuuuuugh.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Oh great
LaRoche
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
What a sad state of affairs when Mota is our reliable reliever?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Santiago Casilla?!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Put in Posey!!!
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions
Walk RBI incoming
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions
O HAI
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play double play
I blame Tim Flannery.
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions
THROW STRIKES, YOU TWIT.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
6 4 3 please?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions
Affeldt needs to throw something that’s possible to put in play, first.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
minor details
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I Love teh deeked passed ball Sanchez tried to pull there.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 39%
Spoiler: Grumpy older Giants fan is Grumpy.
COME ON
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Wellemeyer:
“I did not give up 6 runs for this?”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FOR THE LOVE OF IT ALL, AFFELDT, DO NOT DO THAT
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions
So predictable
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 30, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions
LOLOLOLOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Fuck this
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions
Game Winning Walk
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
4 pitch walk.
PULL HIM.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YOU SUCK HOT NUTS, JEREMY.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Wow, none of those pitches were really even close.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Story of Affeldt’s whole goddamn season.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I think he is still broken
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
been broken all season
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 30, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he looks about the same as he did before he was broken.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
FUCKING TOAD FUCKERY
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions
That would be an interesting title for a magazine.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
MISS PIGGY SAYS YES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
lol irl
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
GTFO AFFELDT
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Not good!!
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 30, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions
Wow
That was not good. Not good at all.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Credit to Whiteside for trying to keep Affeldt from killing himself.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
This inning is full of clown shoes.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck Bochy too
Striking Reynolds out is a better bet than loading the bases for a guy who not only hasn’t pitched in a week, but doesn’t throw strikes in the first place.
Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM
Reynolds would be looking for a sac fly, so I can’t really fault him. Affeldt is a set-up man, and should be counted on to throw strikes in the first place.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
On the bright side of things...
At least we didn’t walk in the leading run!
by yankeessuck8991 on May 30, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions
I did my job...blame Uribe
amirite?
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
LOL Flannery.
Good thing we did not score a run in the 7th inning.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So why exactly is Affeldt?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Because Sabean gave him an unnecessary extension.
There’s not even any psychology involved. He just inexplicably sucks in that way that relievers do.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I thought he was hurt.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 30, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie calls the fastball down the middle
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Has anyone else noticed
that every single first pitch from Mota when he enters a game is 94?
by yankeessuck8991 on May 30, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions
Oh fuck you, Bengie
MOVE YOUR FUCKING LEGS AND PUT YOUR BODY IN FRONT OF IT!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
IAWTC
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
THE MATRIX
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Shit.
Why is our bullpen so shitty?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STRIKES, YOU ASSHOLES.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Can we change jerseys mid-game?
Hurry, 8th/9th inning orange jerseys!!!
by yankeessuck8991 on May 30, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions
/doesn’t look at username
Hi, you must be visiting from the Snakepit.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Whew
That did not have to be a strike
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Get him, NOW!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 30, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
affeldt with this 6mth meltdown of the season LOL
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
/SAD TROMBONE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Ugh.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 30, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions
Nice throw huff.
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions
Ugh. Ugh ugh ugh.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Shit.
Fuck fuck fuck
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
nice throw by Huff though.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NEW THREAD
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/30/1494187/open-throw-fucking-strikes-you
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Ugh
Good throw by Huff, but still. Ugh.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
/turns on nascar to prevent from brain hemmoraging
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I’m sorry Bork, but why put in a guy who hasn’t pitched in 2 weeks.
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on May 30, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions
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