Thread III: You're Arousing Us, Buster!
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THAT!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
GAGGIN'!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL DREAMY
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FAP FAP FAP
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Buster is so dreamy omg
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
I so wish he'd
give me my formulae.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
PANDA!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
What slump?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Stay hot, Pablo
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
PANDA TRIES TO IMPRESS BUSTER!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Again - welcome back, Panda.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
dont play with my heart strings like that
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
moar seeing eye ground ballz
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
/kruk turns off mic and says stay hot 10 more times
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
/rubs nipples
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
/legs are still crossed
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
was that another Panda hit or a replay of the last one?
Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM
what is his average now?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
.283?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL 18.00 ERA
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Posey doing the Obama inspirational look into the distance. Somebody call Shepard Fairey!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
AUDREY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Denny Bautista vs. ARI
2010 Stats:
3.0 IP, 1 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 5 BB, 6 K, 1 HR
Pitches: 59 – 28 balls, 31 strikes
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Atta baby Audrey
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
I like this Huff fellow.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wishes he'd hold me
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
AUBREYBOT!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
I like that Huff goes to left on a regular basis.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
fangraph says Posey at 1B is win-win
http://www.fangraphs.com/fantasy/index.php/giants-finally-call-on-posey/
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Fangraphs says that Joba Chamberlain would be a Cy contenter in the NL.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Oh, boy.
You have been issued a warning.
Please do as you so loudly claimed, and delete the Pit from your bookmarks. I’ve had enough of your trolling.
In order to continue participating on AZ Snakepit you must acknowledge your warning by pressing the OK button below
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
He mad!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Not by their standards, which are quite refined.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
He's a tortured man.
Get some rest, James.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Because I posted this last night.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
lol total trolling.
Do they hate ABC or something? It’s because it showed the George Lopez show isn’t it?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
What is it about the middle part of the country that causes people to get so sensitive? The dry climate?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The fact that people think Arizona is the middle of the country.
by non sequitur on May 29, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I lived in Colorado for a year.
My grandma lives in Bisbee. I know where Arizona is. There are the coasts, and there is the middle. If it makes you feel better, you can be the near middle.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Apologies if you’re not an Arizonan.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
A little of the red for you, Mr. Lewis?
I strained most of the nitrates out but left a little in .
You know, for flavor.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
SHOW US YOUR PAPERS
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve got a whole stack of them, grab a #2 pencil and start bubbling. The conference forms though have to be filled out in ink, triplicate you know…
Mine are where I need them most.
In the Throne Room.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, Victor,
the good people of AZ have had enough of your . . . . trolling?
Does that mean “behaving like a troll?”
Or does it mean “putting out bait to attract random fish/mates?”
I’ve been issued similar warnings, both live and on-line. You should do as they ask.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
The 'Pit and I have a history going back a few years.
It’s available by looking up SuitsMe to AT&T’s comments (Not that anyone would)
That and a little something I cobbled together recently.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
You should do as they ask.
/ignores OK button
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Bah.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
UGH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL NBA REFS
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Huff
a McCoven favorite
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
meh
he’s aight
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
Take the walk, Jazzy.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The ump disagrees.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL ZONE
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOLDGERS
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
CHEATER!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Jazzy Walk
POSEY UP WITH BASES LOADED!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Kendry Morales
walk carried off home run broken leg
video
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
My thoughts on the night

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 29, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
CLASSIC gif
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Absolutely LOL
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Redoubled LOL - I just noticed the smile as he collapses.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on, Gerald
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
JAZZY WALK
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
I would fucking love it if Posey showed up Heyward and Castro here.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
COME ON BUSTER
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
BUSTER YOU'RE KIDDING ME!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BUSTER I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
video or it didn't happen
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
LOL, I’m repeating what this guy in Visalia said to him.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
that's what stalkers always say
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
/BENGIE CUTS WRISTS
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Man
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
BUSTER MOTHERFUCKING POSEY
3/10 of the way to Molina
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
RBI's or weight?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
BUSTER!!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
BUSTER!!!!
He’s AMAZING!
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
BUSTIN' OUT!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
So this kid
I thought he was only AAA caliber?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
can hit
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
LOL 3 RBIs
LOL Molina.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SHIFT-A

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by rightcenterfielder on May 29, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
my old sig
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Sabean is currently wondering who the fuck this kid is.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
"Susan, who the fuck is this Gerald Posey, anyway?"
“I’ll be at Gary Danko’s if you find out anything.”
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Dude
I got a boner
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
He still can't handle the pitching staff
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Fucking Posey!
If he was ready he would’ve homered
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
How will Rowand screw this up?
I just don’t want BORK getting excuses for not sitting him.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Here comes the clutch DP from Rowand
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Molina woulda DP'ed in that situation.
LOL Buster.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Jeff Kent: Money lies in the RBI
is it OK to say that now?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
I think this is not what you think it is.
OH SNAP!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Buster with 3 singles?
No power
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
LOL Rowand.
I keep forgetting he is up after Buster.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
now the breaking ball a foot outside
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
lol
It’s comical that it’s so predictable
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOLwand
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by rightcenterfielder on May 29, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
Booo…Scott
Feed the Panda some bamboo
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on May 29, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
LOL SCOTT SUCKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL SCOTT
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
Eat shit, Scott
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BALL 3
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
That's the SCOTT we know!
What an awful awful player.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Rowand is a parody of himself.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Oh yeah…why do we call him Scott?
Feed the Panda some bamboo
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on May 29, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
Bonds
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Because Bonds says so.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is Rowand?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nice fucking swing Scott
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
a month or 6 would be preferable
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
That was so ugly
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL SCOTT
But at least it wasn’t a GIDP.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
obviously Posey can hit only as 1B, let's move him there permanently
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
I have to admit, I actully thought Scott had a chance
against a guy with an 18+
LOL@ YOU
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL @ ME
Halladay is my pokemon. So is Silva and with 22 K’s between the two of them (and the perfect game) I still can’t move out of 9th place. I suck.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
/And no one mentions Dallas Braden's perfect game for the rest of the season.
Unless you are an A’s broadcaster.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
9-1 GIGANTES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL Johnson unable to make DP transitions twice tonight.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/waits for it
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Both times when Buster was sliding into second. Hmm…
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
anyone see busters hard slide to stop the dp? NOT FUCKING AROUND
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL I’ll take the run.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
LOL DENNY HITTING FOR HIMSELF
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
YUCKADOO HACK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Something is wrong here
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL IRL
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Reverse psychology.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
and it's true
I think he’s taken all of 3 of them the whole year.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Loves to face: Wall
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OMG
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Someone ’shop this please.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is Bautista batting? Ugh.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
:D
Feed the Panda some bamboo
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on May 29, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
lol me
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I was mostly pissed that we have to watch him pitch again.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
YEAH!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL BAUTISTA!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HAHAHAHA
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
LOL DBACKS BULLPEN!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
LOL D-Backs
Why won’t you guys let Buster come home?
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
/MOLINA BEGINS WRITING ANOTHER BLOG
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Denny Bautista >>>> Aaron Rowand!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LOLOLOL SNAKES
10-1 GIGANTES!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL MOLE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
NEW CLEANUP HITTER
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Freddy Sanchez has an :O face
Feed the Panda some bamboo
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on May 29, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
LOL DBACKS
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
How often are Kruk and Kuip gonna mention that someone asked them what the Yuck-A-Do Hack was?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Greg Schulte, BLANKScaster
“It’s not real pretty right now.”
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BAUTISTA IS A BETTER HITTER THAN ROWAND
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Saul Riviera got 1 hit out of 6 batters.
Go on. Guess who it was.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LOL
I love Franchez
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
What did he do? I missed it
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Comically shocked by Bautista’s hit, like he was in a silent movie or something.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Needs to be a jpg, if not a gif.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
He was like Oh…OH!
Feed the Panda some bamboo
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on May 29, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry Guys
I don’t have a photoshop for Bautista
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
if we don’t get a Huff/Torres/Schierholtz OF tomorrow I’ll be pissed.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Prepare to be pissed.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That should be good for four more weeks of futility
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
You won't get it because Bork is a fucking idiot
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
What is that guys ERA now?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
22.09
Lulz
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
A reliever has more hits then Rowand tonight.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
After the 13 - 1 embarrassment I witnessed when the Giants were here this is so very sweet.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
Figures they score 13 runs the day before I'm going
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
WelLOLmeyer tomorrow
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Dude starts two-out rallies!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
For which team?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Ours. He might for the other team if he ever managed to get two outs.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
AND Kennedy.
You don’t think it’ll be just like…nah.
It can’t possibly.
Can it?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Denny Bautista's AVG
1
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
affeldt is pissed
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
seriously
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe the diamondbacks feel so defeated they won't pound wellemeyer tomorow?
Oh wait, nevermind I’m dreaming.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Giants avoid the sweep!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Lol we’re finally to the 8th inning. This is a long game in the best way possible
Feed the Panda some bamboo
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on May 29, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
I can’t remember the last time I was excited to watch a giants player hit.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Pablo in 2008.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
jponry is already charting her basal body temperatures
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
FUCK YOU BOCHY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I absolutely hate Bochy
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
/espn completely ignores poseys performance, jerks off roy halladay
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
The dude DID throw a perfect game. That ain’t exactly chump change.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS
Let’s get some perspective here…
Also, since we’ve already determined that ESPN has an East Coast bias, why do people still NEED/WANT them to go against that?
Between the Lakers, Joba, Kendry Morales, Halladay, the French Open, the Stanley Cup, and NASCAR, there’s not going to be any room for Buster.
Baseball Tonight might cover it. Maybe.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
And, really, this is supposed to be only a big deal to US.
If Buster makes the All-Star Team, starts hitting a bunch of game-winning hits, wins games in the postseason, etc. then he’ll get some dap. He’ll be news once he is news. A call-up with a nice season debut isn’t really news unless it’s a slow day.
Him being called up was on the main page of MLB.com today.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh, Carry on.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I mean… Ike Davis, Starlin Castro, Jason Heyward, and Justin Smoak all got their moments in the sun, as it were. Though I will concede that Heyward and Castro had the most auspicious debuts (and they were true debuts, unlike Posey), 3-4 with 3 RBis is no slouch effort from a guy who found out at 11:30 last night that he was coming to the Big Show.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL DEFENSIVE CHANGES
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
LOL TAKING OUT POSEY
/bork trys to console bengie
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Can’t let the kid embarrass Molina too much more. Gotta take him out.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
FUCK OFF BOCHY
Pulling Buster
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Beverages
Sierra Nevada Summerfest
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
water
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
water with a little lime juice
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Water.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Gonna be Alex_Lewis's fave, Sangria, when the archive comes up on MLB.COM
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Raspberry iced tea.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
At the bodega.
I live in New York.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
God damn it
I have a New Yorker friend here in SF who would stab a hobo for some in this “heat”
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
How’s that?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
It's good.
It’s citrusy; light and refreshing like Blue Moon, but with a lighter mouth-feel, if you know what I mean. Also, not Coors.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a quality beer
I’m a fan of their lager, but I’m assuming the Summer Ale is quality.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Why not give Panda the break?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Buster isn't ready for a complete game
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Buster Rules?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL BUSTER RULES /WRISTS
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
BUSTER RULES!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
and it's always when the Giants are pitching
WATCH THE DAMN GAME, PEOPLE
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem
by rightcenterfielder on May 29, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
No wave rule
The way it should be.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Kruk ENFORCING the rule
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I went to a game against LA last year where the wave was attempted
and nearly successful, had a loud woman not heckled the people who started it until the wave died.
hmmmm … did we go to any LA games last year? If so… coulda been me. Don’t think we did though. Poor Mr. Merope, sometimes he’d like to hide under his seat.
baby tuckoo:
Heckling wavers since 1978, when it started in LA.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
/mark reynolds hits garbage time home run
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Finish him!
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 29, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Defensive Replacement to protect this 9 run lead.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Who's in the bullpen?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
I’ll break your arm if you say Who’s on first!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 29, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
hey--what's the deal with stirrups?
they are/were uniquely baseball, therefore, cool. I want them back in uni.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
So Far for the Diamondbacks:
2 hits, 6 walks, 11 strikeouts.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
3 hits over 17 innings this series
our pitching rules
by timmysdealer on May 29, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
except for the walks
That sounds like a Giantesque line
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
I don't know about you guys
But I think the giants should pick up the d-train, I think he’d do good with a change of scenery. Besides he’d be surrounded by a million DR’s.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
how many doctors does one guy need?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
I was talking about dontrelle willis. He was DFA’d by the tigers today, and I think he’s still effective (much more than wllemeyer).
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
He's an Oakland boy.
I know ’cuz I had him as a student at Encinal High in 1998.
No, I don’t have his tweet-dress.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
he’s not really very effective anymore
6.0 BB/9 this year
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He’d fit right in here.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I was in this line.
I really hope it works out for that guy.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
IAWTC
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
DRs?
Surely you don’t think he’s Dominican. He’s from Oakland.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
spent his high school years in Alameda
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
What does that mean?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
His brother (in the same Spanish class) was Jermaigne.
Yes, spelled like that.
I also had Jimmy Rollins in a different Spanish class.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
We were on the same team for a weekedn scout tournament in 99(?), i think. THrew a couple scoreless and then hit a triple.
and I know you will not read this as it takes you so long to get through all the posts
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Means he went to high school in Alameda
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Look, the point here is that I still want to know what
Besides he’d be surrounded by a million DR’s.meant up there.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Assuming no sarchasm, I think “DR’s” just means doctors.
by non sequitur on May 29, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m pretty sure the same poster used the same term in GDT2 today to mean Dominicans.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
That is what I meant, too… If a DR isn’t a Doctor or a person from Dominican Republic? then what is it.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
CHEATIN' MOLE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Oh man
The way CSN showed that. They showed the pitch getting away from the catcher, then a shot close up of Ojeda with his back turned to the camera then walking and turning around. It made me think he was pitching.
LOL me.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I think I’m going to bed as soon as the post-game is over. :(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Feel better soon!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
So how long till Burrell is up?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
The day Buster only goes 2 for 4
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
PABLO!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
PABLO!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
PANDAMONIUM
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
PANDA!!!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Hot Panda!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
BUSTER GIVES PANDA STRENGTH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
THEY FEED OFF EACH OTHER
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
FAP FAP FAP
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
PANDAVAL
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
I think Panda is getting right. Finally.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
We sure hope so.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
CANT STOP THE PANDA
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
the panda express!
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
by slackersphere17 on May 29, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Honestly, Ishi makes no sense on this team
He’s the third string 1B at this point – what the heck? At least get another middle infielder in there – I like t he guy, but he is pointless now.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
and then he gets a hit
still think the point applies. ;)
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
YOU BETTER GET A HIT ISHI
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
/ishikawa earns roster spot as PH for rest of year
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
ISHIKABOOM!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
BUSTER-INFLUENCED MAGIC
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by rightcenterfielder on May 29, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
nice AB, TI
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
ISHIKAWA
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Ishi!
He likes hitting at AT&T
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YAY GUY WHO TOOK BUSTER'S PLACE AT FIRST
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
YAY TRADE VALUE
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Ishi!
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 29, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
My brother is at this game, btw.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WOW
Giants seem intent on using up all of their alloted runs for the month in a single game, don’t they?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
/dan runzler makes it a save situation in the 9th
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Poor Rohlinger.
“YEAH I GOT ONE TOO—AW DAMMIT!”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Someone better call Judy.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
.238/.333/.571
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
are we supposed to know wtf XBH is?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 29, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh.. yes?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I probably would have never, ever ever, guessed that
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 29, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
/there’s a twss in there somewhere
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 29, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Really? He said Ishi has 80% XBH, then listed five hits, of which four went for… extra bases.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL NATE!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL Nate.
Really? After all of this game?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Rowand out to finish this one off.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Which is how JUGGERNATE DOUBLEZ happen.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Rowand, just go away already
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
SCOTT
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
JUST OK SCOTT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 29, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Kruk: Big time hit the giants needed by rowand!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL
Moved Ishi to third.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Damn
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
ROWAND CEMENTS HIS PLACE IN THE LINEUP
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by rightcenterfielder on May 29, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
Forever
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Crap Rowand got a hit
That will give BORK the excuse he wants to play him tomorrow.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
CARRYING the momentum!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought the same thing, hopefully rowand doesn’t make a nice play in the 9th or we’re fucked.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
We're already fucked
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
whats even worse is sanchez struggled
/bork thinks to self “Shit we need bengie if we dont have those game calling skills we’re in a lot of trouble! I mean come on if eli cant call a good game I can’t imagine how buster would do” BORK BORK
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
he's grindin.....
my nerves
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
"Well Errant is swangin' thu bat reel well now, lahk I new he wood...."
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Damnit, Scott
Of course you get a hit now, when it doesn’t matter, which ensures you will be in the lineup forever.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
flannery denied rowand the garbage time rbi LOL
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL D-Backs
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
The March toward .200 is slightly delayed!
Bengie will have to pick up the slack.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I wish I lived somewhat close to SF so I could go to the games on a regular basis instead of having to go to the Latrine to watch the Giants.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Shift+A
I left for dinner and it was 2-1. What the….
They’ve gotten more hits and scored more runs in the last two hours than they normally do in a week.
<3 Buster
Giants Baseball: TORTURE
you need to eat dinner more often
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
lol late
lol most epic garbage time RBI
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
oh wait
he didn’t get an RBI, huh?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL of course not.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bochy liked that swing by Rowand
In lineup for next month.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Late joke is late.
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 29, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Quiet, you.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yes, sir.
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 29, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Look out Rowand
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
"That's just Rowand playin' the game the right way; no problem with that."
Um, Flem, I’d say Scott has problems playing the game at all, let alone the right way.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Whiteside
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Runzler time.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
holy shit, 16 hits to two hits!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Hello to all the Blankfans scanning this.
Aaron Rowand would like to point out – and in fact he did – that for at least tonight your pitching is execrable.
Excrementary.
And so on.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
He is, afterall, POOPIN'
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NOT IMPRESSED

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
OT: LOL Sharks
Thornton and Boyle are at UFC 114 instead of the Stanley Cup Finals.
/takes a sip of Wild Turkey
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
/pitches a tent
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 29, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
Rick Roll Time
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
/sanchez doesn't even realize he's eligible for the W
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I still think Brian will come into this game.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Runzler
Can we has 1,2,3?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He says no prob.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
This game is the perfect argument for taking the median is preferred over the average.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
hey, where’s kdl? is she in jail for stalking? her guy is pitching
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
The fuck he is.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Runzler?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 29, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
(psst. look at the adopted name)
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
that’s funny
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 29, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Is she at the game?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
That would piss me off to no end.
If an Umpire goes “Get in the box, I am not calling a ball.”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Runzler in to make it a foregone conclusion.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
DANIEL!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
/runzler nibbles
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
hawt
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 29, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
BTW – Just saw the Bochy comment that Posey is here to play 1B, and Bengie is the guy behind the plate because he’s playing so well.
I barfed.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
WHAT
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
“Bengie and I talked about a few things,” Bochy said. "Bengie knows he’s going to be the guy catching back there. This doesn’t affect Bengie in any way.
“Right now, primarily (Posey) is going to be at first base. That’s where he’ll get the bulk of his playing time. He does give us some flexibility (behind the plate), but Bengie is going to be catching tomorrow. He’ll still get his days off, and Whitey’s (Eli Whiteside) doing a good job catching Sanchez. How much (Posey) will get behind the plate, I can’t say.”
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
LOL "Whitey"
What a stooge.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Honestly, if Bengie keeps playing like crap, I’m not sure this will continue to be the case.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I am not so sure about that.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Like I said, Buster’s first start behind the dish will be Cain’s next game at the earliest.
Bengie starts tomorrow so Wellemeyer is comfortable, and they don’t think Buster’s ready to catch Timmy or Zito’s stuff.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
That’s my point. You want to do whatever you can to squeeze a decent start out of Todd.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I’m not sure how long that’s gonna last.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bork seems to have finally awoken re: Scott. Bengie’s really in free-fall right now.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I'M THE PERSONIFICATION OF INERTIA, BITCH
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
IRL LOL
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
The March toward .200 continues!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wnere did you see that at?
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
The Splash: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfgate/indexn?blogid=22
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Kuip sounds so drunk.
Jonathan Sanchez has had some nights where he’s /beautifullllll/ and he’s LOST.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
he sounds fucking trashed, I think the moment he went to radio side he started piling it on due to the pace of the game.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
omg what a beautiful smile.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
omg what a beautiful day?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Buster is a good looking guy
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
He’s better looking in person. /chick
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
my pokemanz died today
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on May 29, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Rollins has had that effect on my team.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
how long does it take to get back to playing in the majors after you break your leg? I imagine at least 4 months.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
They’re saying 12-16 weeks, I think.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I can see how someone with your handle would be averse to broken legs.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
D’aww.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
Kuip supposes what Molina would say to Buster if he weren't playing 1B:
“I catch ya with shin guards on, I’m gonna slap ya.”
Kuip drops in the standard company line
“Runzler throwing the ball well”
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
OH NO!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I know, lol!
Runzler is throwing the ball AMAZING.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Oh Runzler.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
that one was. holy smokes!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 29, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Strikes, Runz
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
i kinda miss the torture
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Shut your mouth
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I don’t.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
It will be here soon enough.
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by rightcenterfielder on May 29, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Well,
Wellemeyer starts tomorrow.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
RUNZLER!
FINISH THIS!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
/umpire extends game
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
.clicks the buffalo wild wings button
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on May 29, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
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Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YEAH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
omg Buster UR teh BEST!!!!1

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
THEM BURIED!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT, HATERS!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem
by rightcenterfielder on May 29, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
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It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
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Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL U
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BALLGAME!
LOL BENGIE!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 29, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
I don't get this one.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
S.T.F.D.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WIN!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I <3 this one so much
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This is so awesome. Do you have the follow up one?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yes

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I love how Pablo starts laughing
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Did you see him after Uribe hit the dinger today?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Awesome
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
When Pablo's laughing the world is a better place.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
wheres my gel-lo pudding pop?
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
by slackersphere17 on May 29, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
everybody lives
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on May 29, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
LOL 8TH DOCTOR
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I raise you...

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Zito wants your soul.
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem
by rightcenterfielder on May 29, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I will do no such thing
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
LOL HOTLINKIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FUCK YEAH BUSTER

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
Yay blowout wins!
DANCE!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
Buster left his heart in San Francisco

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Buster’s on the TV!
It makes Amy G almost tolerable! Almost!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
z

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
THIS IS FUCKING HORRIBLE
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
WOW
AMY G LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL DUMB
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
AND THEN YOU COMPLETELY REDEEM YOURSELF

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Hot off of gifbin

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on May 29, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 9 recs
Ohhhh man. This one’s gonna see some use in the coming weeks.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
“OMG Rowand got a hit!”
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem
by rightcenterfielder on May 29, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
LULZZ
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOLOL
Wrecking ball.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Bautista
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Thanks to Amy G
Buster posey will always be annoyed and partial with umpires.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
best video game ending
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on May 29, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
and hold it for a while
a long while….
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
by slackersphere17 on May 29, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if Grant is around.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Probably working on the post-game. Plenty to write about today! (/glee)
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Ugh, Radnich is so stupid.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I declare that no other team in the majors has 4 catchers on their roster as good as ours!!!!
Boo
by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on May 29, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
post game
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/29/1493552/post-game-thread-giants-score-runs#comments
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Posey is awesome
That is all I have to contribute.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.

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