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I want that MadBum bobblehead.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

BANG!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I ain't tryna fuck

But Buster Posey rules.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 29, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

How about a 1-2-3 inning, Jonathan.

by non sequitur on May 29, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL wow

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey defense

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 29, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Needs a quick inning

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

a couple of them would be nice

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wonder what Dirty said to him.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

"nice toss"

Sanchez was late

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 29, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

“You have terrific thighs. I mean EYES! Gah!”

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 29, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck Rusty

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on May 29, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Well....

fuck.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 29, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

shit

that was a bomb

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on May 29, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m still not sure who the fuck Rusty Ryal is.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Spanked

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL JINXY THREAD!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAIL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Darn

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

That was gone in any park

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

disgusting

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Ding ding ding!

Take note, Barry Zito.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what they call “HAMMERED”

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 29, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

you could tell by the sound

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 29, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the nails.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s what I’ll be shortly….then, off in search of jcgamer’s pool!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 29, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Low fastball was not low.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 29, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

that pitch was way up in the zone, impressive.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Exactly

where you don’t pitch to big boys.

by Norcalnappy on May 29, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Darn it

Well, at least the Flyers tied it up. 5-5, 30 seconds left in the second.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 29, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck all Philly sports teams

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 29, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

But at least the Philly fans are respectful and classy!

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

But fuck the Blackhawks more. I really don’t want the Cubs of the NHL to break their curse.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 29, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this point, I’m just waiting for a meteor to hit.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was wishing for the meteor last year for Anaheim-Detroit. And for Washington-Pittsburgh. And then for Detroit-Chicago. And then for Detroit-Pittsburgh. It was not a good post-season for hockey last year.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 29, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL goalies

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on May 29, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SHARKS

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 29, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

So THIS

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Hocky

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 29, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strikes Jonathan.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

not worried. Buster is coming up in the bottom half of this inning.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on May 29, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

come on jon

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

come on El Guapo

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 29, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

sanchy perez

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

don't meltdown you p///y

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 29, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

On the thread note...

I poked my my horned head into the Pit GDT last night/this morning.

It’s a pleasant, quiet experience.

Oh goddamnit, there goes the fucking BLANKing of THE BLANKING BLANKS!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez not long for this game, it seems.

by Every6thDay on May 29, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

needs a shrink imho

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 29, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe you're onto something

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

on to something

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Balldude

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

looks like Rick Moranis in Spaceballs

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on May 29, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I figured sanchy would be King kids non stop, but not so much his last 2 starts for some reason.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

where did that miss

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

this ump is shit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Gameday says that the strike zone was by the book for that AB.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a reason the giants pitchers seem to face a bullshit strike zone every game?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

They aren’t Roy Halladay

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surname doesnt start with Halla or end with day

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because the quality of umpiring is in a freefall. With technology we don't even need these worthless pieces of shit.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently none of our pitchers deserve calls, fuckin no namers.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

although you could have something that gets the strike zones exact and removes the umps, i’d still prefer having the umps

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You and Greg Maddux

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on May 29, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on May 29, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD DREW

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on May 29, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

yay baythbawl!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 29, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL left hander Rowand

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on May 29, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 29, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 29, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

/posey face palms

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES, JONATHAN.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a real good pitch :[

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeez Lincecum has the most stolen bases allowed…They really need to work on holding baserunners.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

You should take off about 3-5 of those that should have been thrown out by Molina.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 29, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, but still, Giants pitchers are not good at holding runners

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get why Zito is the only one working on this between games.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought I heard reports of Lincecum working/practicing on this yesterday.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 29, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup
slide step.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 29, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

or get bengie to work on throwing them out

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed.

or get bengie Buster to work on throwing them out

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe that was goal for the whole staff in ST, no?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hurrah.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

So, Buster is a reality?

Does this mean arbitrationFAIL for the Giants down the road, and they really think our IN THIS THING this year is worth thew financial anguish?

/thinks about how the2001 WS winner spent to get there

/wants the local boasting rights TOO

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Vic, the game should be on FSN Arizona

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guess I need to tweak the antennae.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, you don’t have cable?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

NooooOOOOOOOOOORIIIIBEEEEEEEEEE!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Directv.

Friday nights and Fox blackout are a bitch, but mostly it’s ok.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on May 29, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL upton can't slide on his right side

has to adjust his stride with little prancy steps

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 29, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

nice job

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play Sanchez!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play, Jonathan!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants baseball - back to torture mode

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on May 29, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

68 pitches through 3 innings for Dirty.

Good thing Cain threw a CG last night and our bullpen is well-rested.

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on May 29, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

full of DR FASTBALLFASTBALLFASTBALLLOL pitchers ready to get into 3-2 counts.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Brandon Medders still on the team?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 29, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

15-day DL. Knee inflammation, I think.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

is his ERA still around 8?

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 29, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Dr. Shane Stant on the Giants' medical team?

Why not?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

dl

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't mean to exaggerate

sanchys defense has already have a huge imnpact in the short time he’s been here.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

anyone else think that Sanchez was going to throw that down the rightfield line?

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on May 29, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

i hope she burns in a $75 million dollar ball of fire

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 29, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whitman’s Sampler? (yay)

or Meg Whitman? (boo)

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 29, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I’ve seen it probably five times already. Then again, I don’t think I saw it before yesterday, so maybe.

I hate political ads. I’m kind of glad California isn’t a swing state, because then we don’t get the presidential ad campaigns as well.

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by mymclife on May 29, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is reported . . .

. . . that she is spending half a million a day.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on May 29, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

did everyone read Baggs latest blog on Posey? Sure sounds like he’s never going to catch, and not going to be here long. Fuck the idiots running this team.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on May 29, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

:(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

not ready not ready not ready

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on May 29, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

REEEBAY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

REEBAY!

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAZZ HANDS!!!!!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

dumb poll question is dumb

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 29, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZZZZZZ

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZY TATER

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on May 29, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZY!

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

URIBE!!!!!

/another run for Pokemonz

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by Kitspool on May 29, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZY!!!!!!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY JAZZ HANDS BATMAN!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ!!!!!!!

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 29, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

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by timmeh on May 29, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAZZ HANDS!

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Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 29, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ HANDS!!!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on May 29, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

That follow through was a bit light on the Jazz Hands.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

agreed.

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 29, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

REVERSE JAZZ!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Jazzy has a little power.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on May 29, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

He has served my Pokemonz well.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 29, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Uribe leads our team in HR

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

His hands weren't really jazzy there

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Jazzy~

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by jctGamer on May 29, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Take THAT, you pesky Blanks.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-A

Hey, guys! Anything interesting happen today?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER & TEH RIBEYEZ

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Large Samoan threatened to kill me. Otherwise, buster got a hit and RBI :p

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by jctGamer on May 29, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Read that as Salmon, thinking wow.

/looking for glasses

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by timmeh on May 29, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim?

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh?

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 29, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Salmon?

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin?

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on May 29, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotcha

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by timmeh on May 29, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Tim is Filipino.

And small.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey had an RBI

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roy Halladay had a decent outing.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on May 29, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I strained my quad

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 29, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I meant that to come off as more obviously rhetorical. But thank y’all.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s this kid up from Fresno who’s supposed to be good or something.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat Burrell’s bat! Pat Burrell’s bat! omg omg is he looking at me now? What about now? Hi, Pat’s bat! You’re so awesome! Is he looking at me now? Wait… he’s not? Who’s he… Is he looking at that thing back there? Ew, gross! I cannot believe he’d go there instead of to me. I am soooooo jealous!

/her pussy

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is horrifying.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 29, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It does sound like the ravings of a syphiletic madman

I also gotta learn to spell that word

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by grape on May 29, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You do know the story to which I refer, yes? Because if not, that’s a pretty strange post I just wrote, no doubt.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. ok.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 29, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PABLO

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

thank you, batting practice pitcher—may I have another?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 29, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Pop-up?

NOT READY

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on May 29, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BUSTER

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG DFA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey down to .500. DFA!

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on May 29, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL!

beat me to it

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy looks back at the bench for Ishikawa

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 29, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BENGIE LIKE

Molina in the dug out told him “try and take that breaking ball to right field”

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on May 29, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

LOL

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the day's first guffaw!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand just ought to be banned from swinging at sliders

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

FIXED

Rowand just ought to be banned from swinging at sliders

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

And again

Rowand just ought to be banned from swinging at sliders

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SCOTT SUCKS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this take-a-strike/swing-at-a-ball strategy.

by non sequitur on May 29, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

DFA ROWAND

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh rowand....

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on May 29, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Scott

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

omg he’s so fucking terrible.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

DIAF, Scott

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand 0-2 with 2 shames.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

god rowand is trash

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ROWNADS YOU FUCKING SUCK!!!

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on May 29, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe stealing Posey’s thunder.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on May 29, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL wow Rowand..

"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle

by TheSoundOfHockey on May 29, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

/bochy thinks to self rowand has bad luck, pencils him into tomorows line up.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, these 2 ABs were absolutely attrocious

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

.228 and dropping like a penny off a tall building

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish there was a 15% payroll tax on swinging at sliders in the dirt, because Aaron Rowand would close that deficit right on up.

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on May 29, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

People who go to the games. Does Scott get a ton of shit from the crowd?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I booed him voraciously on Thursday

but that was just me.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kept shit-talking him the other day.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ask him if he was poopin’?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 29, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not much, depends on when he’s hitting. Last out – definitely more noise.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 29, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey a cool customer

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand season line:

.228/.261/.403

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Will he go into the HOF as a Phillie or a Giant?

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Head first.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh, well-played.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whythankyou.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Through a wall.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on May 29, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

White Sock. They love him there.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand should be banned from entry into the HOF...

…as a tourist.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

From Baggs

Aaron Rowand (.130 in last 17 games) getting booed loudly after 2nd K in as many ABs. Bruce Bochy said good chance Rowand sits tomorrow.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll believe it when I see it.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait until he has 2 good swings next AB, but still strikes out. Those 2 swings are the only reason Bochy needs to start him

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait, his problems wasn’t fixed after those couple of good swings Bochy saw last night?

SHOCKED

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by jctGamer on May 29, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d rather he sits Monday.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 29, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe tests Posey

Posey says : DUDE I AM A CATCHER HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST FASTBALL

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by jctGamer on May 29, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

trivia

matt williams is probably one.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Question?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

see below

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

does Flem look like an older Posey?

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He made the AS team with AZ?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

idk he was real good in like 2001

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

or 1999

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He won a ring them, right?

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only two players to become All-Stars as a Giant and a Snake?

by non sequitur on May 29, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

do all star managers count?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on May 29, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Er, not sure, I only caught a brief glimpse of the question.

by non sequitur on May 29, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Brenly rep SF as a catcher?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep 84

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 29, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

and there we are, Williams and Brenley

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on May 29, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANSWER:

Matt Williams and Bob Brenly.

Thanks, TV.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Yess

Flem.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 29, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 years older. Gerald is 17, Dave is 19.

by non sequitur on May 29, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

His dreaminess level is 6.5

Posey is around 9

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by grape on May 29, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking about this actually, lol.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff GG

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Huff and that toss.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

/bork thinks to self “What a professional defender aubrey is, he’s there for the rest of the year”.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

i love huff

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

So, have we started to like Huff

Because I really like Huff

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by grape on May 29, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Career OPS: .813
Season OPS: .813

So, yes.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: First time I'm eating Cap'n Crunch

My question: will a cartoon captain come and kidnap me to bring me into his cartoon world where everything is made out of cereal, like what happens in the commercials?

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 29, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Quite possibly

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

if only

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 29, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

but your mouth will probably be cut up

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on May 29, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

just say no

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on May 29, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course.

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by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brussels Sprouts

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reply fail

LOL@ ME

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude gives you Cap'n Crunch, then kidnaps you.

Sounds like a pedo to me.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on May 29, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I’ll ask:

You’re eating Cap’n Crunch at 7:25 in the evening?

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on May 29, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mom declared it, “scrounge up whatever you can find” dinner, and since I didn’t want to make anything, cereal it is.

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 29, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I ate a few spoonfuls, and I’m still here. So it looks like it’s safe.

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 29, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tryin' out the bachelor life, eh?

Seeing how the other half lives?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just watch out for the roof of the mouth weirdness that Cap’n Crunch can cause.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 29, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL JUSTIN MILLER

Just recently activated, pitching garbage time for the dodgers right now.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

But not before they DFA’d both Ortiz’s.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ortizes? Ortezeses? Ortezi?

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ned colleti waits for cubs to release howry so he can sign him after they DFA miller.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NED

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by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

they really need to trade for tyler walker

by sfoakbay on May 29, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guillermo?

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Flemming's delivery seems uninspired.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, there he goes.

I thought he was sick or something.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not drunk.

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by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on May 29, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD sir

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD SNYDER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

These ads are starting to annoy me

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a lag so they'll annoy me in arrround 24 seconds.

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by grape on May 29, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man kuip does not sound happy on the radio

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by Kestrel76 on May 29, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Not drunk.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

But...

…oh no

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was pissy during the broadcast

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by grape on May 29, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

he misses kruk

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

baby tuckoo . . .

  . . . is strangely attracted to the huffy man with the antic face.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on May 29, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you tithe to the McMods yet?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

GREYSIDES!!

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by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Eli?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB EXPERIANCE DUZ NOT LYE

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHITEY!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

MR WHITESIDE!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

WHITESIDE!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 29, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

GRAYSIDE!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL JAZZ WHITEY

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

WHITESIDE!!!

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on May 29, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

ELI!!!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on May 29, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

ELI!!!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL LIGHTING A FIRE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Hitter's Ballpark!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 29, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

4-1 GIGANTES

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT BENGIE

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Bengie?
No, seriously, WHY?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 29, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

natural selection?

by sfoakbay on May 29, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like, selection at a buffet?

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

not if pablo beats him too it

by sfoakbay on May 29, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you don't understand what Bengie means to this team

I can’t explain it to you

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 29, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you don’t know either, that’s cool.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 29, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Technically true!

Because you don’t either, amirite?

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHITESIDE!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 29, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

it's official

Molina is the worst catcher on the team

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on May 29, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Not if you measure by salary!

(Of course, if you measure by per-dollar performance, he’s by even farther the worst.)

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUN FACT

Eli Whiteside has as many dingerz as Manny Ramirez.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually sustainable.

Imagine if we gave him some Estrogen.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 29, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great

Now I’m picturing Eli Whiteside with boobs

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by grape on May 29, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU AHVEN’T ALREADY DONE THIS?

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by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol spellin’

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowr.

CILF?

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol sanchez swinging

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on May 29, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s really just a formality.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie’s world is crumbling all around him

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LIKE A COOKIE!

NOM NOM NOM

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

This made me LOL irl

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a lot of crumbling.

No doubt it’ll result in a lot of blog grumbling.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

/blogs about it.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 29, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

See? We have PLENTY of good catchers!

Thank god Brain moved Posey to first.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

/Molina blogging furiously in a whiny tone…..

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"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Sanchez

His mannerism after his 2nd strike swing.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 29, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez swing there was Rowandesque

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT LOOKED BETTER THAN ROWAND AT BATS LOL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey and Eli

Nope… didn’t forget anyone

by PTGiants on May 29, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

trivia question

Oops, I misled people. The question was not just players, but also managers. Hence, Bob Brenly.

by non sequitur on May 29, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

WHITESIDE

More HRs then Molina.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on May 29, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

rip dennis hopper

who was very good in that movie.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

MANY movies.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

does Whiteside have more HR and RBI than Bengie?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

yes, in about a 1/4th of the AB’s.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eli has 3 HRs and 7 RBI.
Bengie has 2 HRs and 10 RBI.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

closer than it ought to be with the playing time difference

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh I thought whitey had double digit RBI’s. Regardless of the playing time, eli hit a solo homer off halladay and a rbi double therefore bengie is LOL.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside’s also been hitting 8th, and not 4th or 6th.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re not including the gritty, gamer qualities Slowlina brings to the table. Oh wait, it was on the table and he ate it. Never mind.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

he ate the table

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 29, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah and Not Yet

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 29, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

85 homers allowed?!

Good grief.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 29, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll be happy if WHEN they hit 85 wins.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: It's official - I'm old

I just opened up the DMV letter with my license. My hair is no longer listed as black. That woman put down ….gray. Bitch.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 29, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you really Eli Whiteside?

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on May 29, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I did start to gray in my 20’s but still.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 29, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dog's going gray...

Makes me sad

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 29, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just pretend you have Eli Whiteside condition.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on May 29, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmeh Greyside . . .

 . . . take my advise and just shave that head. Liberty can be yours. You’ll look 10 years younger and your grooming moments will be few, solved all by a razor in the shower. Trust me on this.

    Your,
    baby tuckoo

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on May 29, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s a girl.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesomer

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by grape on May 29, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are no girlz on the internet.
How many times do we have to go over this?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 29, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not anymore, I’m an old woman. I guess I’ll have to a Crone party.

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by timmeh on May 29, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s “advice”, not “advise.” Sorry. I blame my age.

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I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on May 29, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

But...but...

…you’re a BABY!!?

/denies involvement

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by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

vr,
xei

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

So true, Willie,

so true.

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by baby tuckoo on May 29, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why worry?

At least you still have hair.

But, as my lady’s father always used to say, “God made only so many perfect heads; the rest he covered with hair.”

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by owlcroft on May 29, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blubt.

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by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Yuck, Sanchez

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

yucky

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL, apparently, just as Eli hit the home run, someone I know sent me their version of Mr. Whiteside.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd be shocked if Sanchez went more than 5 today

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by Aadik on May 29, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

at least the pen is rested

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be shocked if the db’s bats are silent for a second day in a row, even this line up makes me insanely jealous.

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by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i prefer not clicking on craigslist links

by sfoakbay on May 29, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i prefer not watching Rowand bat. my friend sent me this

by mlb22 on May 29, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

/Sanchez strikes out on ball way outside and almost in dirt. Turns and looks at Rowand on bench and asks, “Like THAT”?

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh don’t walk the pitcher, dammit.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Blerg.

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by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN

stop doing that!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, Lets walk the pitcher to lead of an inning

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by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

STANFORD UNIVERSITY

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

FEAR THE TREE

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by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boooo

UCs 4 LIFEZ

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by grape on May 29, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

We do better with less $$$s!

.
.
.
I gotta keep up the UC pride against the Stanford PhD in the household.

She also gets freaking PAID to go to school. My grad / med school tab for UC is going to be over 400k

/sad

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by grape on May 29, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

Max future career earnings for a history professor – 60K
Max future career earnings for a primary care doc – 120 – 140K

It still hurts to owe the cumulative life-time earnings of a mid-sized village in Djibouti

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by grape on May 29, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, you can do better than that as a history prof I think.

by non sequitur on May 29, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeeeeeeah you can.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a surprisingly low paying college professor position

Econ makes the most, English makes the least. History, as a humanities is near to the bottom of the pack. It’s pretty pitiful the amount they get paid.

What’s worse is that only 10-20% of graduating history PhD students get jobs as a college professor.

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by grape on May 29, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thousands and thousands of sailors go in and out of Djibouti, on the Red Sea, every day.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR SUEZ IS JEALOUS, YOUR SUEZ IS JEALOUS

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

wrong

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by mymclife on May 29, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

wrong

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 29, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

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by grape on May 29, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

-1

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by grape on May 29, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

no I was right that mymclife was wrong

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 29, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

ban

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

deodorant

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 29, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

three boats in todays NCAA women's rowing semifinals

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 29, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

God I loves me some crew

Wish I hadn’t taken up smoking instead of competing in College

So much pain, but so damn awesome

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by grape on May 29, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Urrgh.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

wow. Three run lead you simply cannot do that.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on May 29, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

if sanchez had timmys confidence, he’s be randy johnson. Unfortunately that is not the case, hopefully he’ll find it someday.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

So we have Posey, Whitey and Bengie

I can’t wait til Interleague play so that Bochy can get all three into the lineup.

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by norcalnick on May 29, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, having Molina DH is such an out-of-the-box-thinking brilliant move

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, if we have Burrell and we DH Molina...

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by grape on May 29, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forgive my stupidity, we currently have Bowker

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by grape on May 29, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't forget . . .

. . . Pablo was—and probably still is—a pretty good catcher.

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by owlcroft on May 29, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez has walked one in every inning but the 4th, and walked the leadoff hitter twice.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Thatz the Dirty I Know

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 29, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

JONATHAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Cmon, GIDP

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf, it’s already the 8th in san diego? I guess this game is going at yankee’s speed today.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster’s fault

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by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLEARLY NOT CALLING A GOOD GAME

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL new Brewers closer has handlebar mustache

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by rxmeister on May 29, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

And rides a bicycle with a HUGE front wheel

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

on gameday he’s beardless, but i’ll take your word for it.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

gameday wouldn’t lie about that.

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

its especially funny because they’re wearing throwback uniforms

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by rxmeister on May 29, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

the pictures are only from last decade

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I’m gonna strike you out, SEE!”

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by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

JONATHAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

The locals in the online local rag comments thought Cain intentionally hit Reynolds.

When I saw the pitch I laughed out loud.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL, they thought he beaned reynolds intentionally?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably didn't see the video.

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by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain looks like he could be a super confrontational pitcher who throws at hitters, but… yeah. No.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looked just like a pitch to get Reynolds off the plate

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by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was under the impression that reynolds leaned into it, he didn’t move.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The pitch curved into him.

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by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, he tried to get out of the way alright, it looked like he took a bullet.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

From the previous AB that Reynolds leaned over the plate and drove the ball to RF

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by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotta love the dude in the Wendell Kim jersey

by mlb22 on May 29, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Lucky, again.

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by DJ Tofu on May 29, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Was that a Wendell Kim jersey?

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by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

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by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on May 29, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Sanchez

he’s just being Nuke LaRouche tonight.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD RYAL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by mymclife on May 29, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Jon is a TTO pitcher tonight.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Before the nerds renamed it...

known as being effectively wild.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 29, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

PS - Sanchez has 6K's, but 4 BB's

and yet just 2 hits. I hope he at least gets the 5th inning.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Errrrrr...

Romo isn’t necessarily the pitcher I want to see against a lineup like the Dbacks.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

lol mets

back to .500

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

they are unbeatable at home, and can’t win for shit on the road

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by rxmeister on May 29, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s funny because they have a lot of legit power hitters. They leave their massive stadium and go to a band box and do nothing lol.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

FEED IT

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by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha. /wonders where Dave is at

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by scout6 on May 29, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

SANCHEZ!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on May 29, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

DURTY!!

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by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Him finished.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 29, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

timely strikeouts tonight by chez

pls sanchy go 6 scoreless

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d take him out now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

lol Sanchez’s outing

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

So, take Sanchez out now to avoid the implosion inning

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Bring out Felix Rodriguez Sergio Romo.

by Disaster on May 29, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea Jonathan

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by timmeh on May 29, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

what a weird game

for sanchez

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by Kestrel76 on May 29, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

he was getting screwed with a lot of calls

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

DTFS

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

PINE

LOCATE IT AND BE SEATED, Justin.

by non sequitur on May 29, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez is ridiculous

This is the ultimate 3 true outcomes pitcher – you can’t hit it, but he can’t place it.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd make Sanchez pitch through 7, regardless of pitch count.

THAT will teach him.

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

uhh... no

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chasm, sir, chasm.

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’ve been pretty lucky with the foul line tonight. Young just missed a HR, Ryal a double, and Eli’s ball just stayed fair.

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by rxmeister on May 29, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

J. Upton so far this series:

0-5,BB, SB, 4K

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I have him. And my opponent started both Felix Hernandez AND Roy Halladay today.

I haz fantasy sadz.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLVujacic

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 29, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

A hit.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

A palpable hit!

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

'Tis not so large as a....

ahhh, fuck it.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

/highfive

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m thinking of creating a kid to get one of those

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

HIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Dance. Boy. DANCE!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, Panda heating up

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on May 29, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

RIGHT THROUGH BUCKNER’S LEGS.

by non sequitur on May 29, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ISWYDT

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice hit, Audrey

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH SINGLES

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on May 29, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

now would be the time to bunt

but yeah, won’t happen.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

nice huff

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

AUDREY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

AUDREY HORNE FROM TWIN PEAKS THE TV SHOW NOT THE ACTUAL TWIN PEAKS IN SF!!

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by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Twin Peaks"

The name of the sundae I had at the Ghirardelli Chocolate Factory’s restaurant the day my dad turned my 11 yr old self loose in SF for the first and only time.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks like Buster’s going to get another nice RBI chance

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on May 29, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 29, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

REEEEBAAAYYYY

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

REEEBAY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOOO

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on May 29, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

REEEBAY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No freaking GIDPing, Juan.

by non sequitur on May 29, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZY HELL YEAH

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by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PANDA SPEED

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZY RBI'S

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on May 29, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Pablo Wheels freezes Jackson?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 29, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUU

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on May 29, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

REEEBAY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

REEEBAY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

if Buster bunts here, I’ll beat the shit out of Big Head

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on May 29, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

CHUGGA-CHUGGA

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

ALL THAT JAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

"Runaway beer truck"

that sounds about righht

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

time to run dingerz.exe

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOO!!!

HITS AND RUNS!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 29, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, if you can't BLANK 'em then...

SPANK TH’ BLANKIN’ BLANKS!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

omg he took a breaking ball!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

DREAMY

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 29, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

/crosses legs

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg he took another one

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

.puts book over lap

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

Did Posey drive in any of the runs?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 29, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

1

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 29, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

first AB single, RBI

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. The second one. RBI single, 1st inning.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

to simply avoid the GDP would be a significant upgrade

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 29, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck rowand is up next

rally over

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

He took 2 breaking pitches!

Rowand is flabbergasted.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

/Rowand lunges at the pitch from the on-deck circle

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

ummm, so you’re allowed to take 2 pitches in a row?

by stress on May 29, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Scott would have swung at that.

by non sequitur on May 29, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

don't leave it up to Rowand

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 29, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG He’s taking pitches!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

MOAR RIBBIES

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on May 29, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER YOU'RE KIDDING ME!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Gerald!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 29, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

ROOKIE SENSATION BUSTER POSEY

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTHERFUCKING POSEY!!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER!!!!!!!

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on May 29, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER!!!!!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NOT READY

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 29, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER!!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER POSEY

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on May 29, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

DUDE CAN HIT.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

BUSTER!!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 29, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

The Money Lies

in the RBI’s!

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on May 29, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

POSEY FOR CAPTAIN

I only wish Nate would play instead of Rowand.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DON'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE AAA STATS!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 29, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

OPS back over 1.000!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on May 29, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YESSSSS

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT'S MY SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on May 29, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

1/5 of the way to Molina’s RBI total

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

That is

where the money is

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by Kestrel76 on May 29, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Though kind of a weak 2-0 hack

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

/SAD TROMBONE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was a 2-1 hack

took the 2-0

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 29, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah. Nevermind

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy looks like he's hiding a smile

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on May 29, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

drunk

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 29, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just farted.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOCHY LOOKS PISSED.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

drunk

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 29, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

1/5th of Molina!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 29, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

…but aside from the weight ….

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 29, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina getting nervous.

Thinks about updating his resume.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 29, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

/orders nachos

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 29, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 29, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

RBIs in May

Buster Posey – 2
Eli Whiteside – 2
Bengie Molina – 2

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

CATCHERS ARE FUNGIBLE

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not ready

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 29, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol irl

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

EL OH EL

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be funny if Bochy weren't so fucking stupid

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"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Molina blogging about the huge insult of being out of the lineup

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

/Molina on cell to Joan Ryan to write blog post about the huge insult.
/Joan consulting thesaurus for “insult.”

by NiceGuysFinishEtc on May 29, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

you swung at a freaking ball 6 inches off the dirt, you are now a proven veteran

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on May 29, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

NOT JIMMY JACKING!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it wrong that I'm rooting against Rowand getting a hit here?

I don’t want to give BROK justification for letting him play again. This kind of idiocy has to stop.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

is it wrong that we all know he’s gonna blow it?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

lincecum has the worst era on our starting staff besides wellemeyer

LOLOLOLOL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

6 -1

I’ll relax in the ninth.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

omg Rowand took two whole pitches

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

DP RBI coming

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by DJ Tofu on May 29, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

almost

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on May 29, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'll take it

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 29, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

u actually dont get an rbi on a dp

by timmysdealer on May 29, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh… I learned something today.

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by DJ Tofu on May 29, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Rowands

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 29, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Uribe made it home anyway.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoop-ti-doo, Scott.

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by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

No RBI on a FC, right?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes.

No RBI on DP

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on May 29, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, that’s what I was thinking

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. That can’t be right

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope he gets one

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope he gets one.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

An RBI is an RBI, I thought. Do they only count for official sacrifices?

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think ilovesushi has it right

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

…It wasn’t a double play, though.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. But that is what I was thinking. Thinking of the “No RBI on a DP” rule. Got mixed up with the FC.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhhhhhh. Gotcha.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am clear as mud tonight

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a DP ball

that was dropped

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH 7-1...lol

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on May 29, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Gamer slide from Posey.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

True dat!

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

No GiDP ?!?!?!?
/faints

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by Merope on May 29, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

he hit the ball hard. There’s Bochy’s excuse to play him another week.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on May 29, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

unfortunately

I believe this to be true.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

FC ftw!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 29, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SCOTT

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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 29, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

that was an awesome way to get an RBI.. by suckage

by mlb22 on May 29, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s so Rowand.

by Disaster on May 29, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

To be fair I’d shit my pants if I saw Buster coming towards me

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

buster was 15 feet away… the dude just flubbed the grip on the throw

by mlb22 on May 29, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

amazing

bork made a smart move

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Sanchez done?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 29, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

100+ pitches

no command/control

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by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

too many pitches, not much control

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

At 100+ pitches, I think.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

after 5 extremely stressful and long innings, I think bork figured he had enough.

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by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotcha

I just got back from a graduation party.

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 29, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been traded.

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by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

in line for the win

No chance to raise his ERA any further.

POKEMONZ

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by RDreamer on May 29, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLSIDES!!

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by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Eli

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Scott

really wanted to GIDP

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Whiteside

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 29, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Blankfail is a regularity in this series.

After the horror of the two game…thing I’m lovin’ it.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

hooray beer!

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on May 29, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 29, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s the score?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

95-86 Lakers

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 29, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRRR

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

95-90 Lakers!!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 29, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dragic is burning up!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 29, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dragic has been ridiculous this whole series.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh
what
a
surprise
the
Lakers
are
winning
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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by Merope on May 29, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Rowand puts that down in his notebook as a HR

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

and cashes another million dollar check

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 29, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently D-Train is being DFA’d tomorrow.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

i think there is a fanpost/fanshot about that

by ACgiant97 on May 29, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

=(

he’s from my hometown

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by SirPsycoSexy on May 29, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

How much money is he still owed?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad. That guy was the next big thing 6-7 years ago.

by non sequitur on May 29, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

D-Train?

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by grape on May 29, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dontrelle?

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by Merope on May 29, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dontrelle Willis

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope, still drawing a blank

Only really got back into baseball last year

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by grape on May 29, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would explain it.

RoY in 2003, he was awesome in 2005. One of the few black (Torii Hunter knows what I’m sayin’) pitchers in baseball, he was dazzling for the Marlins with a funky, high-like-El-Duque-high knee kick that confounded hitters to the tune of a 22-10 record with 7 complete games (including 5 shutouts), and a second-place finish in the Cy Young voting.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Muchos gracias

That’s kinda sad.

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by grape on May 29, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

smart play by Whiteside

hit into DP, keep Sanchez in the game since he’s Jonathan’s designated catcher.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on May 29, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

DOUBLE SWITCH TIME>!?!?!

Posey catches now… Schierholtz in for Rowand?

by Every6thDay on May 29, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

god damn blackhawks, i’ll just put this on LOL NHL REFS!!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually Bochy should double switch Buster behind the plate right now

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on May 29, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

not in a million years

Bengie’s ego couldn’t take it.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

/bengie kisses world series ring

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

/bengie swallows ws ring

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by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fat-fuck Slowlina would cry and whine and bitch and call his mommy

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"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh. A long way to go with the bullpen.

by non sequitur on May 29, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

wow not a Giants Baseball = Torture game

kinda nice for once

by The Franchise on May 29, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

give it time

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jinx.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Puts on seatbelt
/opens beer

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda’s digging Buster.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

True love!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wuv! Twooo Wuuuuuv!

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

A dweem wiffin a dweem.

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love watching panda do anything

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ANOTHER INJURED RELIEVER

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn.

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by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit, be ok Romo.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 29, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh that was not very well done Buster.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s gotta feed it there, otherwise he collides with the runner.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oof

I wonder if Posey should have taken that himself

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d rather he step on Romo than Buster.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on May 29, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That looked kinda nasty.

by Disaster on May 29, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Ow stop showing the replay.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Drew almost got his ankle screwed up there too.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 29, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

With both Romo and Drew on my pokemonz, that would’ve been just #%$ing perfect.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo doesn't look right

His face seems distorted / in pain.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

wow romos rea is almost into the 2’s again? YEAH RIGHT!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

YOOOOOOOO...

…rea?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

era, muh bad.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

with a 6 run lead, throw strikes guys.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

that advertisement behind home plate would be so more fitting if it was Molina on it.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch Romo looks like he’s hurt

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

gino would have dropped that

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh, he’s earning gamerdom and grit points that may be redeemed down the road in order to keep his spot undeservingly.

by Disaster on May 29, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

lol wtp

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by SirPsycoSexy on May 29, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

WTP!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!

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by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG out

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

.... Just missed it.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFFF!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Gold Glove routine putout!

by non sequitur on May 29, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL, Too bad Reynolds doesn’t have the power to yank one out.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on May 29, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Reynolds must feel pretty good about his time at AT & T.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

On radio kuip thought that was gone

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

In front of radio I did as well.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BACK TO BACK AT&T

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

HAW HAW STUPID SNAKES

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by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitchin’ to the park.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL More WTP

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFFFF!

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

This is why Adam LaRoche didn't sign with SF

2 balls that would have been gofers in Arizona.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

ha the Cars have a protective forcefield

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 29, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

They do?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Techron.

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by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU CAN’T GET IT BY HUFF, SNAKES HITTERS.

by non sequitur on May 29, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s got that weak fly ball down.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 29, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROCKSTEADY

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

we’ll never have a single hitter on this team as a giant, thats for sure.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Romo pitched for the Dbacks he would break all records for HR’s allowed by a reliever.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on May 29, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL triple digit ERA

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo's ERA down to 2.95

suck it, haters

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

HES NO GOOD

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 29, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why haven't there been shirts made of this?

Or at least a sign at the game.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 29, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know someone’s said to Romo that they’re a Romosexual. But that’s about it.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

Red Dead Redemption is amazing and is going to make me fail all my finals

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

ot

should i get red dead or alan wake?

"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."

by operation carrot on May 29, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I havent played alan wake, but the amount of stuff you can do in Red Dead is unbelievable, I’ve spent hours doing random side quests, it’s incredible

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah its a great game.

i think i can wait for alan wake. maybe get it used.

by okonomiyaki on May 29, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to get it once I finish up some other games.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 29, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably buying that this week

by Disaster on May 29, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw a dog hitch today and started to grab for a phantom PS3 controller.

by Every6thDay on May 29, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of my nerd friends beat that in a week, I was disappointed to find out itwas that short :(.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha same

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on May 29, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Quarter system

I’ve been out for 2 weeks now!

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 29, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BOWKER!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice game, Bowker

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

irl LOL

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker, stop taking hitting lessons from Molina or Rowand!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Useless Eli Whiteside Trivia

In the span of 365 days, Eli Whiteside has:

Caught a no-hitter.
Hit a home run off a pitcher who threw a perfect game that season.
Denied a perfect game with an infield single.

He is really is the most interesting man in the world.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG TIM AND BUSTER ARE TALKING TO EACH OTHER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Me and Buster have the same haircut

So… :D

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by xanthan on May 29, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim’s getting his autograph

by Into the Void on May 29, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

ABOUT WORLD OF WARCRAFT PROBABLY

by Disaster on May 29, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s right Buster, snuggle up to Timmy

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim inspecting Gerald’s bat.

by non sequitur on May 29, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

it's writing itself

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOT

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by xanthan on May 29, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

fap fap

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha. That was really funny. I think someone even made a fanshot for it.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Torres’s at bats.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s the first real lead off hitter we’ve had since….. I don’t remember.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

It’s nice to have an actual leadoff hitter.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, except for that game against the Nats where he went 0-4 and saw 8 pitches.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s odd that we were discussing it all season as fans, and bork didn’t realize it until the desperation that was epic.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhh, no you don't.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/strikes out

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by xanthan on May 29, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's ok

he’s seen like 50 total pitches today already

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Delicious .390 OBP

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by xanthan on May 29, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOM

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nasty changeup (sinker?) from Valdez.

by non sequitur on May 29, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

molina headed to the buffet in the club house after poseys 2nd rbi single.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how all of a sudden they don’t have enough good things to say about Buster.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian gave them the nod to allow it.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Omar Sanchez

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by xanthan on May 29, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

lol please don’t slide into first, bro.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Mark DeRosa

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That stuff makes me nervous.

He IS porcelain.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit

dont slide

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred Sanchez is a gamer.

No, really.
All rhetorical BS aside the guy plays to win.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

He looked pissed

He’s seen about 18 straight hits up the middle and he gets robbed.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on May 29, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

we actually now have real hitters in the first six spots in the lineup. For us, that’s as good as it gets.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on May 29, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

coat your throat tea.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

uhhh

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by xanthan on May 29, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kuip: You’ve got to fight it to keep it down.

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by xanthan on May 29, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

this game has gotten pretty homoerotic in a hurry

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s Entertainment!
I just croak contentedly because the only time my voice goes is when I lose it at a ball game.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he might be referring to Throat Coat, which contains slippery elm. It’s rather icky. I prefer a licorice tea when my voice starts to go.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 29, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw strikes, Giants pitcher

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Denny Bautista higher on the pecking order than Romo right now?

Just surprised to see the latter pitching the 5th, while Bautista (and I assume Mota) pitch the 7th and 8th.,

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Denny Bautista loves his 4-pitch walks. Very efficient that way.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Yuck.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Get him out of there

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

4 pitch walk with a 6 run lead? Really?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh, Bautista.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

This is nothing knew from Bautista. He’ll strike the next guy out on three pitches.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

/bautista is terrified of connor jackson, pitches around him

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Gah

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 29, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

/fastballfastballfastballfastball

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by xanthan on May 29, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

/bork summons random DR fireballer out of pen, sticks pinetar in mouth.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NBA REFS INCOMING

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Just called a BS offensive foul on Suns

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

how much time left?

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

under 2

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strikes, idiot

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

nibble nibble.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW a strike

Seriously -

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

This is making me crazy.

by non sequitur on May 29, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK WALKS

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

BALLS MAKE BIG LEAGUE MANAGERS GAG A LITTLE BIT

by Every6thDay on May 29, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Why are you nibbling with a 6 run lead?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s not nibbling. He just has no idea where the ball is going.

Have you guys SEEN Bautista pitch?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

NBA refs denying steve nash a title: since 1996

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANTI-CANADIAN BIAS

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 29, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The NBA is a glorified version of "Professional" wrestling

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WWE

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew this would be an epic challenge for our “pen” holding a 6 run lead, still nervous LOLOL.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

GAHHH

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Whiteside is badass. Ball hits his mask. reaction: “Oh.”

Feed the Panda some bamboo

by anotherbadexcuseguitar on May 29, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh, Bautista.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk is talking about gagging now

ROMOSEXUALS

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by xanthan on May 29, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Get him the fuck out of there

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

GAG!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Eli taking balls to the face

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

This guy sucks

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 29, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMMIT BAUTISTA

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 29, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck really?

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WALKS

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by xanthan on May 29, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Get this moron out of the game.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on May 29, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

What? NOW they'll send Runzler to the 'pen?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 29, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Make him walk back to the Pirates

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson is so going to pitch in this game.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

We’ve got a ton of walky guys in the pen right now. It scares me.

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by xanthan on May 29, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

SABEAN LOL

Why is it that every random DR pitcher the giants get… there all the same and useless?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

good. Get two more pitchers up there in the bullpen that can’t throw strikes.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on May 29, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

That did not need to be a strike.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a strike

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

lol pity strike call

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Gift strike

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by xanthan on May 29, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Long stressful inning is long and stressful.

Don't get it?
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by Merope on May 29, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Why they continue to nibble in the situation is crazy

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 29, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

BLANKMELTDOWN

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL STFD

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD PARRA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 29, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

And Hinch can STFU

I imagine he’s feeling the heat.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 29, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Finally an out

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice breaking ball

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by xanthan on May 29, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Douchebacks pinch hitter

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on May 29, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk: Did you ever want to be an umpire?
Kuip: … Only when I was hitting.

by non sequitur on May 29, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Silly goose!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Halladay: LOL DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT ZONE? HAHAHAHAHA

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reporter: How you feeling?
Doc: Super! Thanks for asking!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROY HOW DID IT FEEL TO PITCH THIS PERFECT GAME? WAS IT SOMETHING YOU ENJOYED?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I threw it like this, and they guy still called it a strike!”

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 29, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAT DEY DO

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah… Fuck that guy.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 29, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like he… never mind.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder how many home runs jazz hands would hit playing for the douchebacks, probably at least 30 lol.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

same amount. Every HR he hits is out of anywhere.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on May 29, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

true that lol, gotta love uribean.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on May 29, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

LOL UMP

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 29, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 29, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 29, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WHATEVER!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 29, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice recovery

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 29, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Denny Copperfield Bautista

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 29, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

ESCAPE ARTIST

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Comeback of the night! (I HOPE)

by Disaster on May 29, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice come back that inning.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Even when there’s no torture, there’s torture.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on May 29, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Bautista

never had a doubt.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on May 29, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOHOO

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddammit, I don’t want to cheer for the fucking Celtics again!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I am just going to continue believing the NBA does not exist.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 29, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like cheering for vomit to beat dogshit

"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane

"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean

by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meteor is always an option. Or a major reffing scandal that will invalidate all Lakers/Celtics wins this season. I’ll cheer for that, since that seems pretty plausible.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 29, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

They will just sweep it under the rug.

I wish I was joking.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 29, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m imagining it to be such a huge scandal that they will be forced to confront it and the Supreme Court will come in and everything.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 29, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This innocent baby believes as you all do . . .

 . . . . but my naive son seems to like this NBA, so we watch that instead of the thrilling conclusion of the A’s game.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on May 29, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He realized who the opponent was and got to work.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

We can still win the inning

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 29, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I never noticed but man Denny Bautista is skinny

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 29, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

The jack in the box dude would have gotten laid if he had pretended it was the movie making him cry.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on May 29, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

NEW THREAD

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/29/1493508/thread-iii-youre-arousing-us-buster

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Denny needs the first 10 pitches just to warm up

it’s his pattern

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 29, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn't miss Amy G

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 29, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Denny Bautista vs. ARI:

2010 Stats:

3.0 IP, 1 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 5 BB, 6 K, 1 HR

Pitches: 59 – 28 balls, 31 strikes

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

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