Open Gameday Thread II: Night of the Living Thread
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I want that MadBum bobblehead.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions
THIS
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
BANG!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions
I ain't tryna fuck
But Buster Posey rules.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Eh, he’s cool.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL wow
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Posey defense
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Needs a quick inning
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:01 PM PDT reply actions
a couple of them would be nice
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Wonder what Dirty said to him.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
"nice toss"
Sanchez was late
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
“You have terrific thighs. I mean EYES! Gah!”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well....
fuck.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Spanked
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions
LOL JINXY THREAD!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That was gone in any park
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
disgusting
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Bah.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions
Ding ding ding!
Take note, Barry Zito.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
that’s what they call “HAMMERED”
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
you could tell by the sound
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
And the nails.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
it’s what I’ll be shortly….then, off in search of jcgamer’s pool!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 29, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Low fastball was not low.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Darn it
Well, at least the Flyers tied it up. 5-5, 30 seconds left in the second.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
fuck all Philly sports teams
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
But at least the Philly fans are respectful and classy!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
But fuck the Blackhawks more. I really don’t want the Cubs of the NHL to break their curse.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
At this point, I’m just waiting for a meteor to hit.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I was wishing for the meteor last year for Anaheim-Detroit. And for Washington-Pittsburgh. And then for Detroit-Chicago. And then for Detroit-Pittsburgh. It was not a good post-season for hockey last year.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Last year sucked.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL SHARKS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So THIS
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Hocky
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 29, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
not worried. Buster is coming up in the bottom half of this inning.
Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM
:D
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
C’mon, Sanchez.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:04 PM PDT reply actions
don't meltdown you p///y
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
On the thread note...
I poked my my horned head into the Pit GDT last night/this morning.
It’s a pleasant, quiet experience.
Oh goddamnit, there goes the fucking BLANKing of THE BLANKING BLANKS!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions
needs a shrink imho
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
I believe you're onto something
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
on to something
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Balldude
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
this ump is shit.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Gameday says that the strike zone was by the book for that AB.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Is there a reason the giants pitchers seem to face a bullshit strike zone every game?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Surname doesnt start with Halla or end with day
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Because the quality of umpiring is in a freefall. With technology we don't even need these worthless pieces of shit.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
although you could have something that gets the strike zones exact and removes the umps, i’d still prefer having the umps
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
You and Greg Maddux
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
STFD DREW
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD!
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 29, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
LOL left hander Rowand
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
STFD
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Damn
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
JONATHAN
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STRIKES, JONATHAN.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Jeez Lincecum has the most stolen bases allowed…They really need to work on holding baserunners.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
You should take off about 3-5 of those that should have been thrown out by Molina.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I agree, but still, Giants pitchers are not good at holding runners
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t get why Zito is the only one working on this between games.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
or get bengie to work on throwing them out
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Fixed.
or get bengie Buster to work on throwing them out
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I believe that was goal for the whole staff in ST, no?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Hurrah.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
So, Buster is a reality?
Does this mean arbitrationFAIL for the Giants down the road, and they really think our IN THIS THING this year is worth thew financial anguish?
/thinks about how the2001 WS winner spent to get there
/wants the local boasting rights TOO
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions
Vic, the game should be on FSN Arizona
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Guess I need to tweak the antennae.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, you don’t have cable?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
NooooOOOOOOOOOORIIIIBEEEEEEEEEE!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL upton can't slide on his right side
has to adjust his stride with little prancy steps
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
nice job
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Nice play Sanchez!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Giants baseball - back to torture mode
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
68 pitches through 3 innings for Dirty.
Good thing Cain threw a CG last night and our bullpen is well-rested.
Giants Baseball: TORTURE
15-day DL. Knee inflammation, I think.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Is Dr. Shane Stant on the Giants' medical team?
Why not?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't mean to exaggerate
sanchys defense has already have a huge imnpact in the short time he’s been here.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
i hope she burns in a $75 million dollar ball of fire
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 29, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, I’ve seen it probably five times already. Then again, I don’t think I saw it before yesterday, so maybe.
I hate political ads. I’m kind of glad California isn’t a swing state, because then we don’t get the presidential ad campaigns as well.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
It is reported . . .
. . . that she is spending half a million a day.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
did everyone read Baggs latest blog on Posey? Sure sounds like he’s never going to catch, and not going to be here long. Fuck the idiots running this team.
Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM
:(
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
REEEBAY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
REEBAY!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
JAZZ HANDS!!!!!!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions
dumb poll question is dumb
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
JAZZZZZZZ
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
JAZZY!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
YES!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
JAZZ HANDS!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
JAZZ HANDS!!!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
That follow through was a bit light on the Jazz Hands.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
REVERSE JAZZ!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
He has served my Pokemonz well.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
JAZZY!

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
His hands weren't really jazzy there
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions
Jazzy~

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Take THAT, you pesky Blanks.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions
Shift-A
Hey, guys! Anything interesting happen today?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions
Large Samoan threatened to kill me. Otherwise, buster got a hit and RBI :p
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Read that as Salmon, thinking wow.
/looking for glasses
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Tim?
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
huh?
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Tim Salmon?
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Kevin?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
No
Tim is Filipino.
And small.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Roy Halladay had a decent outing.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
LOL
I meant that to come off as more obviously rhetorical. But thank y’all.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s this kid up from Fresno who’s supposed to be good or something.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Burrell?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Pat Burrell’s bat! Pat Burrell’s bat! omg omg is he looking at me now? What about now? Hi, Pat’s bat! You’re so awesome! Is he looking at me now? Wait… he’s not? Who’s he… Is he looking at that thing back there? Ew, gross! I cannot believe he’d go there instead of to me. I am soooooo jealous!
/her pussy
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
This is horrifying.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It does sound like the ravings of a syphiletic madman
I also gotta learn to spell that word
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
You do know the story to which I refer, yes? Because if not, that’s a pretty strange post I just wrote, no doubt.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Heh.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Oh. ok.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL PABLO
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL BUSTER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OMG DFA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL!
beat me to it
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL BENGIE LIKE
Molina in the dug out told him “try and take that breaking ball to right field”
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
DFA BUSTER NAO
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
by DJ Tofu on May 29, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Win.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for the day's first guffaw!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowand just ought to be banned from swinging at sliders
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
FIXED
Rowand just ought to be banned from swinging at sliders
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
And again
Rowand just ought to be banned from swinging at sliders
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL SCOTT SUCKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
DFA ROWAND
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL SCOTT
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
DIAF, Scott
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
Rowand 0-2 with 2 shames.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL wow Rowand..
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 29, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
Seriously, these 2 ABs were absolutely attrocious
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
.228 and dropping like a penny off a tall building
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
People who go to the games. Does Scott get a ton of shit from the crowd?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
I booed him voraciously on Thursday
but that was just me.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I kept shit-talking him the other day.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Ask him if he was poopin’?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Rowand season line:
.228/.261/.403
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Will he go into the HOF as a Phillie or a Giant?
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Head first.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Ooh, well-played.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Whythankyou.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
White Sock. They love him there.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowand should be banned from entry into the HOF...
…as a tourist.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
From Baggs
Aaron Rowand (.130 in last 17 games) getting booed loudly after 2nd K in as many ABs. Bruce Bochy said good chance Rowand sits tomorrow.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Wait until he has 2 good swings next AB, but still strikes out. Those 2 swings are the only reason Bochy needs to start him
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Uribe tests Posey
Posey says : DUDE I AM A CATCHER HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST FASTBALL
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
trivia
matt williams is probably one.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Question?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
see below
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
does Flem look like an older Posey?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
He made the AS team with AZ?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
idk he was real good in like 2001
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He won a ring them, right?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
do all star managers count?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Er, not sure, I only caught a brief glimpse of the question.
by non sequitur on May 29, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Did Brenly rep SF as a catcher?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
yep 84
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
lol
and there we are, Williams and Brenley
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
ANSWER:
Matt Williams and Bob Brenly.
Thanks, TV.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
2 years older. Gerald is 17, Dave is 19.
by non sequitur on May 29, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
His dreaminess level is 6.5
Posey is around 9
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
I was thinking about this actually, lol.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
HUFF!


Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
i love huff
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
So, have we started to like Huff
Because I really like Huff
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Career OPS: .813
Season OPS: .813
So, yes.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
OT: First time I'm eating Cap'n Crunch
My question: will a cartoon captain come and kidnap me to bring me into his cartoon world where everything is made out of cereal, like what happens in the commercials?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
no
but your mouth will probably be cut up
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Brussels Sprouts
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Reply fail
LOL@ ME
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course, he will.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude gives you Cap'n Crunch, then kidnaps you.
Sounds like a pedo to me.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
My mom declared it, “scrounge up whatever you can find” dinner, and since I didn’t want to make anything, cereal it is.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Well, I ate a few spoonfuls, and I’m still here. So it looks like it’s safe.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Tryin' out the bachelor life, eh?
Seeing how the other half lives?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL JUSTIN MILLER
Just recently activated, pitching garbage time for the dodgers right now.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
But not before they DFA’d both Ortiz’s.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Ortizes? Ortezeses? Ortezi?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
/ned colleti waits for cubs to release howry so he can sign him after they DFA miller.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL NED
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Guillermo?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Flemming's delivery seems uninspired.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, there he goes.
I thought he was sick or something.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD SNYDER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
These ads are starting to annoy me
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I have a lag so they'll annoy me in arrround 24 seconds.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Man kuip does not sound happy on the radio
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
But...
…oh no
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
he misses kruk
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
"Dump that zero, and get with this Hero" hahaha
havent heard that in a while
baby tuckoo . . .
. . . is strangely attracted to the huffy man with the antic face.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
Did you tithe to the McMods yet?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
GREYSIDES!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Eli?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
MLB EXPERIANCE DUZ NOT LYE
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
MR WHITESIDE!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
WHITESIDE!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
GRAYSIDE!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL JAZZ WHITEY
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
ELI!!!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
ELI!!!!!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
ELI!!!!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions
SUCK IT BENGIE
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Like, selection at a buffet?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
If you don't understand what Bengie means to this team
I can’t explain it to you
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Technically true!
Because you don’t either, amirite?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
WHITESIDE!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
it's official
Molina is the worst catcher on the team
Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM
Not if you measure by salary!
(Of course, if you measure by per-dollar performance, he’s by even farther the worst.)
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
FUN FACT
Eli Whiteside has as many dingerz as Manny Ramirez.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Actually sustainable.
Imagine if we gave him some Estrogen.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Great
Now I’m picturing Eli Whiteside with boobs
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
YOU AHVEN’T ALREADY DONE THIS?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Rowr.
CILF?
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
It’s really just a formality.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Bengie’s world is crumbling all around him
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
LIKE A COOKIE!
NOM NOM NOM
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That's a lot of crumbling.
No doubt it’ll result in a lot of blog grumbling.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
/blogs about it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
See? We have PLENTY of good catchers!
Thank god Brain moved Posey to first.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
/Molina blogging furiously in a whiny tone…..
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
LOL Sanchez
His mannerism after his 2nd strike swing.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Sanchez swing there was Rowandesque
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
trivia question
Oops, I misled people. The question was not just players, but also managers. Hence, Bob Brenly.
WHITESIDE
More HRs then Molina.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
rip dennis hopper
who was very good in that movie.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
MANY movies.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
does Whiteside have more HR and RBI than Bengie?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
yes, in about a 1/4th of the AB’s.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Eli has 3 HRs and 7 RBI.
Bengie has 2 HRs and 10 RBI.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
closer than it ought to be with the playing time difference
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
oh I thought whitey had double digit RBI’s. Regardless of the playing time, eli hit a solo homer off halladay and a rbi double therefore bengie is LOL.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Whiteside’s also been hitting 8th, and not 4th or 6th.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
You’re not including the gritty, gamer qualities Slowlina brings to the table. Oh wait, it was on the table and he ate it. Never mind.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
he ate the table
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
85 homers allowed?!
Good grief.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I’ll be happy if WHEN they hit 85 wins.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: It's official - I'm old
I just opened up the DMV letter with my license. My hair is no longer listed as black. That woman put down ….gray. Bitch.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
LOL
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Well I did start to gray in my 20’s but still.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Just pretend you have Eli Whiteside condition.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Timmeh Greyside . . .
. . . take my advise and just shave that head. Liberty can be yours. You’ll look 10 years younger and your grooming moments will be few, solved all by a razor in the shower. Trust me on this.
Your,
baby tuckoo
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
She’s a girl.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That’s “advice”, not “advise.” Sorry. I blame my age.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
But...but...
…you’re a BABY!!?
/denies involvement
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
vr,
xei
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
So true, Willie,
so true.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
Why worry?
At least you still have hair.
But, as my lady’s father always used to say, “God made only so many perfect heads; the rest he covered with hair.”
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Yuck, Sanchez
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
LOL, apparently, just as Eli hit the home run, someone I know sent me their version of Mr. Whiteside.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
I'd be shocked if Sanchez went more than 5 today
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
at least the pen is rested
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
JONATHAN
FINISH HIM
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
JONATHAN
stop doing that!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Yes, Lets walk the pitcher to lead of an inning
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
STANFORD UNIVERSITY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FEAR THE TREE
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
nah
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
We do better with less $$$s!
.
.
.
I gotta keep up the UC pride against the Stanford PhD in the household.
She also gets freaking PAID to go to school. My grad / med school tab for UC is going to be over 400k
/sad
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Ouch, that sucks.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh
Max future career earnings for a history professor – 60K
Max future career earnings for a primary care doc – 120 – 140K
It still hurts to owe the cumulative life-time earnings of a mid-sized village in Djibouti
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Eh, you can do better than that as a history prof I think.
by non sequitur on May 29, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeeeeeeah you can.
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It's a surprisingly low paying college professor position
Econ makes the most, English makes the least. History, as a humanities is near to the bottom of the pack. It’s pretty pitiful the amount they get paid.
What’s worse is that only 10-20% of graduating history PhD students get jobs as a college professor.
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Thousands and thousands of sailors go in and out of Djibouti, on the Red Sea, every day.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
YOUR SUEZ IS JEALOUS, YOUR SUEZ IS JEALOUS
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LOL
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
lol irl
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
wrong
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Fools and Sages
wrong
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
wrong
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
no I was right that mymclife was wrong
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
ban
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
deodorant
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
three boats in todays NCAA women's rowing semifinals
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
God I loves me some crew
Wish I hadn’t taken up smoking instead of competing in College
So much pain, but so damn awesome
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Urrgh.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
if sanchez had timmys confidence, he’s be randy johnson. Unfortunately that is not the case, hopefully he’ll find it someday.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
So we have Posey, Whitey and Bengie
I can’t wait til Interleague play so that Bochy can get all three into the lineup.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Yes, having Molina DH is such an out-of-the-box-thinking brilliant move
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by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh, if we have Burrell and we DH Molina...
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Forgive my stupidity, we currently have Bowker
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Don't forget . . .
. . . Pablo was—and probably still is—a pretty good catcher.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Sanchez has walked one in every inning but the 4th, and walked the leadoff hitter twice.
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JONATHAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Cmon, GIDP
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
wtf, it’s already the 8th in san diego? I guess this game is going at yankee’s speed today.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Buster’s fault
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by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
And rides a bicycle with a HUGE front wheel
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by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
on gameday he’s beardless, but i’ll take your word for it.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
gameday wouldn’t lie about that.
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"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
JONATHAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The locals in the online local rag comments thought Cain intentionally hit Reynolds.
When I saw the pitch I laughed out loud.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions
LOL, they thought he beaned reynolds intentionally?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Probably didn't see the video.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain looks like he could be a super confrontational pitcher who throws at hitters, but… yeah. No.
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Looked just like a pitch to get Reynolds off the plate
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by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I was under the impression that reynolds leaned into it, he didn’t move.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
The pitch curved into him.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, he tried to get out of the way alright, it looked like he took a bullet.
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From the previous AB that Reynolds leaned over the plate and drove the ball to RF
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by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Lucky, again.
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STFD!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
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Oh Sanchez
he’s just being Nuke LaRouche tonight.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
STFD RYAL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
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Fools and Sages
Jon is a TTO pitcher tonight.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Before the nerds renamed it...
known as being effectively wild.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
PS - Sanchez has 6K's, but 4 BB's
and yet just 2 hits. I hope he at least gets the 5th inning.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Errrrrr...
Romo isn’t necessarily the pitcher I want to see against a lineup like the Dbacks.
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JONATHAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BURY HIM!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
lol mets
back to .500
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
they are unbeatable at home, and can’t win for shit on the road
Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM
it’s funny because they have a lot of legit power hitters. They leave their massive stadium and go to a band box and do nothing lol.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
FEED IT
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Ha. /wonders where Dave is at
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
SANCHEZ!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
S T F D
DURTY!!
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Him finished.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
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Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
timely strikeouts tonight by chez
pls sanchy go 6 scoreless
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
STFD!
lol Sanchez’s outing
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
So, take Sanchez out now to avoid the implosion inning
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
what a weird game
for sanchez
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he was getting screwed with a lot of calls
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
DTFS
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Sanchez is ridiculous
This is the ultimate 3 true outcomes pitcher – you can’t hit it, but he can’t place it.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I'd make Sanchez pitch through 7, regardless of pitch count.
THAT will teach him.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
uhh... no
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Chasm, sir, chasm.
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
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by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
J. Upton so far this series:
0-5,BB, SB, 4K
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I have him. And my opponent started both Felix Hernandez AND Roy Halladay today.
I haz fantasy sadz.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLVujacic
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
i thought u get ejected for throwing elbows in the NBA?
even though it was a flop
A hit.
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A palpable hit!
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'Tis not so large as a....
ahhh, fuck it.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
/highfive
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PABLO!
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
Dance. Boy. DANCE!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
Nice
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
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LOL
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice hit, Audrey
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
YEAH SINGLES
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
now would be the time to bunt
but yeah, won’t happen.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
nice huff
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
AUDREY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
AUDREY HORNE FROM TWIN PEAKS THE TV SHOW NOT THE ACTUAL TWIN PEAKS IN SF!!
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YEAH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
"Twin Peaks"
The name of the sundae I had at the Ghirardelli Chocolate Factory’s restaurant the day my dad turned my 11 yr old self loose in SF for the first and only time.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
REEEBAY!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
REEEBAY!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
JAZZY HELL YEAH
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LOL PANDA SPEED
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL Pablo Wheels freezes Jackson?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUU
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
REEEBAY!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
REEEBAY!
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by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
CHUGGA-CHUGGA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ALL THAT JAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
"Runaway beer truck"
that sounds about righht
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
JAZZY!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions
WOOO!!!
HITS AND RUNS!
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Fools and Sages
Well, if you can't BLANK 'em then...
SPANK TH’ BLANKIN’ BLANKS!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions
omg he took a breaking ball!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
DREAMY
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/crosses legs
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by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
omg he took another one
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
omg so dreamy
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
.puts book over lap
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by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift-A
Did Posey drive in any of the runs?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
1
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
first AB single, RBI
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep. The second one. RBI single, 1st inning.
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1
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
to simply avoid the GDP would be a significant upgrade
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
fuck rowand is up next
rally over
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
He took 2 breaking pitches!
Rowand is flabbergasted.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
/Rowand lunges at the pitch from the on-deck circle
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don't leave it up to Rowand
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
BUSTER!!!!!!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
BUSTER YOU'RE KIDDING ME!!
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ROOKIE SENSATION BUSTER POSEY
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
MOTHERFUCKING POSEY!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL NOT READY
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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BUSTER!!!!
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by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
BUSTER POSEY
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BUSTER!!
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Fools and Sages
The Money Lies
in the RBI’s!
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POSEY FOR CAPTAIN
I only wish Nate would play instead of Rowand.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LOL DON'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE AAA STATS!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUCK YESSSSS
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
1/5 of the way to Molina’s RBI total
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I FUCKING LOVE GERALD OMG
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
Though kind of a weak 2-0 hack
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
oh yeah. Nevermind
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by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy looks like he's hiding a smile
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
drunk
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
BOCHY LOOKS PISSED.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
drunk
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
1/5th of Molina!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Molina getting nervous.
Thinks about updating his resume.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/orders nachos
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
RBIs in May
Buster Posey – 2
Eli Whiteside – 2
Bengie Molina – 2
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
CATCHERS ARE FUNGIBLE
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
EL OH EL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
i think Posey and Molina have the same number of Hits in May as well
Posey – 2
Molina – 2
That would be funny if Bochy weren't so fucking stupid
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
/Molina blogging about the huge insult of being out of the lineup
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope
/Molina on cell to Joan Ryan to write blog post about the huge insult.
/Joan consulting thesaurus for “insult.”
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on May 29, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
you swung at a freaking ball 6 inches off the dirt, you are now a proven veteran
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
NOT JIMMY JACKING!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Is it wrong that I'm rooting against Rowand getting a hit here?
I don’t want to give BROK justification for letting him play again. This kind of idiocy has to stop.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
lincecum has the worst era on our starting staff besides wellemeyer
LOLOLOLOL
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
6 -1
I’ll relax in the ninth.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
DP RBI coming
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
lol
almost
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 29, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL SCOTT
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Rowands
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
No RBI on a FC, right?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
Ok, that’s what I was thinking
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
No. That can’t be right
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
nope he gets one
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
nope he gets one.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
An RBI is an RBI, I thought. Do they only count for official sacrifices?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I think ilovesushi has it right
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
…It wasn’t a double play, though.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I know. But that is what I was thinking. Thinking of the “No RBI on a DP” rule. Got mixed up with the FC.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahhhhhhh. Gotcha.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I am clear as mud tonight
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
It was a DP ball
that was dropped
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
YEAH 7-1...lol
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Gamer slide from Posey.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
True dat!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
he hit the ball hard. There’s Bochy’s excuse to play him another week.
Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM
unfortunately
I believe this to be true.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LOL SCOTT
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL
To be fair I’d shit my pants if I saw Buster coming towards me
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
amazing
bork made a smart move
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Why is Sanchez done?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
100+ pitches
no command/control
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
too many pitches, not much control
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
At 100+ pitches, I think.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
after 5 extremely stressful and long innings, I think bork figured he had enough.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
in line for the win
No chance to raise his ERA any further.
POKEMONZ
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
LOLSIDES!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL Scott
really wanted to GIDP
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
LOL Whiteside
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Blankfail is a regularity in this series.
After the horror of the two game…thing I’m lovin’ it.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
hooray beer!
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 29, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL ELI
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
what’s the score?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
95-86 Lakers
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
GRRR
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
95-90 Lakers!!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Dragic is burning up!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Dragic has been ridiculous this whole series.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
/Rowand puts that down in his notebook as a HR
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
and cashes another million dollar check
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Apparently D-Train is being DFA’d tomorrow.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
=(
he’s from my hometown
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 29, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
How much money is he still owed?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Too bad. That guy was the next big thing 6-7 years ago.
by non sequitur on May 29, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Dontrelle Willis
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope, still drawing a blank
Only really got back into baseball last year
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
That would explain it.
RoY in 2003, he was awesome in 2005. One of the few black (Torii Hunter knows what I’m sayin’) pitchers in baseball, he was dazzling for the Marlins with a funky, high-like-El-Duque-high knee kick that confounded hitters to the tune of a 22-10 record with 7 complete games (including 5 shutouts), and a second-place finish in the Cy Young voting.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
smart play by Whiteside
hit into DP, keep Sanchez in the game since he’s Jonathan’s designated catcher.
Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM
FUCK
god damn blackhawks, i’ll just put this on LOL NHL REFS!!!!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Actually Bochy should double switch Buster behind the plate right now
Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM
not in a million years
Bengie’s ego couldn’t take it.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
/bengie kisses world series ring
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Fat-fuck Slowlina would cry and whine and bitch and call his mommy
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
give it time
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
/Puts on seatbelt
/opens beer
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Panda’s digging Buster.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
True love!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Wuv! Twooo Wuuuuuv!
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
A dweem wiffin a dweem.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL ANOTHER INJURED RELIEVER
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Dammit, be ok Romo.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh that was not very well done Buster.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He’s gotta feed it there, otherwise he collides with the runner.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Oof
I wonder if Posey should have taken that himself
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LOL Drew almost got his ankle screwed up there too.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
With both Romo and Drew on my pokemonz, that would’ve been just #%$ing perfect.
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
lulz
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Ouch.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
Romo doesn't look right
His face seems distorted / in pain.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
wow romos rea is almost into the 2’s again? YEAH RIGHT!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
YOOOOOOOO...
…rea?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
with a 6 run lead, throw strikes guys.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
gino would have dropped that
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
WTP!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
YAY!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG out
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
.... Just missed it.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
HUFFF!



Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Reynolds must feel pretty good about his time at AT & T.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
On radio kuip thought that was gone
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
In front of radio I did as well.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL BACK TO BACK AT&T
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
HAW HAW STUPID SNAKES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
HUFF!
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
HUFFFF!




Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I love this.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
This is why Adam LaRoche didn't sign with SF
2 balls that would have been gofers in Arizona.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
ha the Cars have a protective forcefield
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
They do?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s got that weak fly ball down.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
ROCKSTEADY
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
If Romo pitched for the Dbacks he would break all records for HR’s allowed by a reliever.
Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM
Romo's ERA down to 2.95
suck it, haters
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I am a Romosexual.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Why haven't there been shirts made of this?
Or at least a sign at the game.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
I know someone’s said to Romo that they’re a Romosexual. But that’s about it.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
doesn't it seem like there are a ton of REALLY long flyball outs lately though
it’s so weird. i love romo but he really scares me
OT
Red Dead Redemption is amazing and is going to make me fail all my finals
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
ot
should i get red dead or alan wake?
"Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast."
by operation carrot on May 29, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I havent played alan wake, but the amount of stuff you can do in Red Dead is unbelievable, I’ve spent hours doing random side quests, it’s incredible
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah its a great game.
i think i can wait for alan wake. maybe get it used.
one of my nerd friends beat that in a week, I was disappointed to find out itwas that short :(.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
haha same
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 29, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Quarter system
I’ve been out for 2 weeks now!
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
LOL BOWKER
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
Nice game, Bowker
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
irl LOL
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Bowker, stop taking hitting lessons from Molina or Rowand!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Useless Eli Whiteside Trivia
In the span of 365 days, Eli Whiteside has:
Caught a no-hitter.
Hit a home run off a pitcher who threw a perfect game that season.
Denied a perfect game with an infield single.
He is really is the most interesting man in the world.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
He is a folk legend.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG TIM AND BUSTER ARE TALKING TO EACH OTHER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That’s right Buster, snuggle up to Timmy
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
it's writing itself
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
HAWT
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
haha. That was really funny. I think someone even made a fanshot for it.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I love Torres’s at bats.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
he’s the first real lead off hitter we’ve had since….. I don’t remember.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
+1
It’s nice to have an actual leadoff hitter.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Well, except for that game against the Nats where he went 0-4 and saw 8 pitches.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
It’s odd that we were discussing it all season as fans, and bork didn’t realize it until the desperation that was epic.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Ohhh, no you don't.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
that's ok
he’s seen like 50 total pitches today already
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
NOM
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
/drools
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I like how all of a sudden they don’t have enough good things to say about Buster.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Brian gave them the nod to allow it.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
lol please don’t slide into first, bro.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL Mark DeRosa
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
That stuff makes me nervous.
He IS porcelain.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
Dammit
dont slide
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Fred Sanchez is a gamer.
No, really.
All rhetorical BS aside the guy plays to win.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He looked pissed
He’s seen about 18 straight hits up the middle and he gets robbed.
Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM
coat your throat tea.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
this game has gotten pretty homoerotic in a hurry
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That’s Entertainment!
I just croak contentedly because the only time my voice goes is when I lose it at a ball game.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Denny Bautista higher on the pecking order than Romo right now?
Just surprised to see the latter pitching the 5th, while Bautista (and I assume Mota) pitch the 7th and 8th.,
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Denny Bautista loves his 4-pitch walks. Very efficient that way.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Get him out of there
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
4 pitch walk with a 6 run lead? Really?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Uh, Bautista.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This is nothing knew from Bautista. He’ll strike the next guy out on three pitches.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL NBA REFS INCOMING
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Exactly
Just called a BS offensive foul on Suns
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
how much time left?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Strikes, idiot
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
THROW a strike
Seriously -
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
FUCK WALKS
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
HAHAHA
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Why are you nibbling with a 6 run lead?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
He’s not nibbling. He just has no idea where the ball is going.
Have you guys SEEN Bautista pitch?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
THROW STRIKES, GIANTS PITCHER
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
NBA refs denying steve nash a title: since 1996
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
ANTI-CANADIAN BIAS
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
The NBA is a glorified version of "Professional" wrestling
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
GAHHH
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Whiteside is badass. Ball hits his mask. reaction: “Oh.”
Feed the Panda some bamboo
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on May 29, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
Get him the fuck out of there
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
GAG!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
This guy sucks
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
GOD DAMMIT BAUTISTA
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
What? NOW they'll send Runzler to the 'pen?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
THROW STRIKES
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
SABEAN LOL
Why is it that every random DR pitcher the giants get… there all the same and useless?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Not a strike
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
lol pity strike call
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
Why they continue to nibble in the situation is crazy
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
BLANKMELTDOWN
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
LOL STFD
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD PARRA
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
And Hinch can STFU
I imagine he’s feeling the heat.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Silly goose!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Reporter: How you feeling?
Doc: Super! Thanks for asking!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
“I threw it like this, and they guy still called it a strike!”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WAT DEY DO
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah… Fuck that guy.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Like he… never mind.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
I wonder how many home runs jazz hands would hit playing for the douchebacks, probably at least 30 lol.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
LOL UMP
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL WHATEVER!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Nice recovery
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Denny Copperfield Bautista
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ESCAPE ARTIST
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
WOOHOO
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Goddammit, I don’t want to cheer for the fucking Celtics again!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
I am just going to continue believing the NBA does not exist.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Like cheering for vomit to beat dogshit
"You can always recover from the player you didn't sign. You may never recover from the player you signed at the wrong price." --Billy Beane
"I am not an idiot."--Brian Sabean
by Sabean's_Folly on May 29, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Meteor is always an option. Or a major reffing scandal that will invalidate all Lakers/Celtics wins this season. I’ll cheer for that, since that seems pretty plausible.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
They will just sweep it under the rug.
I wish I was joking.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’m imagining it to be such a huge scandal that they will be forced to confront it and the Supreme Court will come in and everything.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
This innocent baby believes as you all do . . .
. . . . but my naive son seems to like this NBA, so we watch that instead of the thrilling conclusion of the A’s game.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
He realized who the opponent was and got to work.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
We can still win the inning
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
NEW THREAD
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/29/1493508/thread-iii-youre-arousing-us-buster
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Denny needs the first 10 pitches just to warm up
it’s his pattern
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
I didn't miss Amy G
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Denny Bautista vs. ARI:
2010 Stats:
3.0 IP, 1 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 5 BB, 6 K, 1 HR
Pitches: 59 – 28 balls, 31 strikes
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

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Note the pile of dead Marlins.
At the Q Restaurant in the Richmond:
George [the artist] tells SFist: "I am currently at work with the fine folks at Q Restaurant and Wine Bar, who have allowed me over the past few months to make use of their largest wall for themed murals. This month, with our beloved Buster Posey sent. . .to the DL. . .I felt it appropriate to send him some well wishes from all his fans at the eatery."](http://cdn1.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/202096/busterart_2_small.jpg)




















