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Post-game thread: Cain dominates

That’s what Matt Cain looks like when he has command of three pitches. His fastball is always special, whether it’s zipping along at 90 mph or 94 mph, but when he’s getting a big, controllable break on his curve (and/or change), he’s a beast. What a delight that was to watch.

Cain is the master of the one-hitter, as this was his 10th start in the majors in which he only allowed one hit. Only one other was a complete game, though, so this still ranks as one of the best starts of his career. In most of his other starts this season, he was yeomanishly effective, chomping away at innings and getting outs while walking a ton. In this start, he reminded everyone why Matt Cain was Matt Cain before Tim Lincecum was the flavor of the month generation. What a game.

When people bemoan the offense to the point of nausea, it’s partly because we love this pitching staff so freaking much. Cain is the calm, wry old soul who pitches like a grizzled veteran even though he’s still just 25. Lincecum is the weird, affable prodigy, doing cartwheels and growing his hair out. All I want for them is an offense that can sniff the league average. Most of the time, that’s just not going to happen. Tonight, though, you get to live like a king, Matt Cain. Don’t get used to it. Unless like you pitch like this much of a badass for the rest of your career. Then you can get used to whatever you want.

Other points:

  1. Who put Bengie Molina and Aaron Rowand back-to-back in the lineup? Good gravy. Kudos to Rowand for his sac fly in the eighth, but that’s a bear trap of slump in the bottom of the order there.

  2. I’ve waited a couple of games so I wouldn’t overreact, but here goes: My word, Freddy Sanchez can play a mean second base.

  3. If Dave Roberts can pop up at the age of 30 and be a reasonable leadoff option until a mismanaged team wants to throw ill-advised money at him five years later, maybe Andres Torres isn’t just a mirage. His problems with major league breaking balls might just have been a product of sporadic playing time, and maybe now we’re seeing the guy who demolished AAA pitching before the Giants picked him up for free. Maybe. At the very least, it’s fun to watch him play right now.

Laugh it up, fuzzball: this was one of the best games of the season.

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CAIN WAS AWESOME

Molina, Rowand…not so much

by TBRMKane on May 28, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

"I feel ten feet tall right now...and strong as an ox!"

by Juan Primo on May 28, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

CAIN WPA: 0.391

Learned to win!

by speckops on May 28, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

man, that's gorgeous

just awesome.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just another...

HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

LAUGHER!

Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.

Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I actually can’t stand Krukow’s horse laugh, and I wish he wouldn’t do it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 29, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Team!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

no walks!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Torture-Free

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 28, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Anyone want to find out how many game we out-walked our opponents?

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

That makes me unbelievably happy.

by kdl on May 28, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was the biggest, most important part of the outing.

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on May 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball always makes me happy. The outcomes can be debatable.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain only had 3 3-ball counts all game

by HoosierGiant on May 28, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

By the way, have I mentioned that I love Matt Cain?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 28, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

and groupthink processed

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends. Is much in earshot?

Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!

by breadfan7 on May 28, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The tall one is a Diamondbacks fan.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that JP with the ballons ?

Adopted Son:Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on May 29, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Glad to know,

I’m not the only drunk one here.

by Giant_in_la_area on May 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Not me

Stupid lack of beer in the household. Beer => drunkenness => cigarettes. Stupid logic.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 28, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

What an awesome game

truly a dominant performance from Cain. Only two baserunners/

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on May 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

So, Matt Cain’s pretty cool.

LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

3rd starter

at best

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I guess Burrell all but confirmed
Pat Burrell could sign minor league deal today

A few boxes need to be checked before Pat Burrell signs a minor league contract with the Giants, although sources said a deal is likely to be finalized today.

Burrell, who grew up in the South Bay and attended Bellarmine College Prep, would be assigned to Triple-A Fresno to be evaluated. His contract will have an out clause if the Giants fail to promote him by a certain date, likely within a month.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I wanted the Giants to get Burrell like four years ago.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted the Giants to get Burrell like four years ago.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I thought you were clear

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Care to rephrase that?

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on May 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wanted the Giants to get Burrell like four years ago.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. I see

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on May 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you saying that four years ago you wanted the Giants to get Burrell?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

But when?

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 29, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

lee hammer

and jponry say no

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wanted Giants I Burrell years four get ago the to like

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drunk Yoda.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

bae aria tyes!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

From where did the quoted passage originate?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 28, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Fresno, people. The Gods will not save you.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 29, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

his values never higher!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also wear my sunglasses at night

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

And party like it’s 1999.

by non sequitur on May 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain for Pujols

proud father of Ron Wotus...The most interesting man in the world. Ron doesn't always drink, but when he realizes he's stuck on the bench next to Big Head he drinks Dos Equis and he drinks a lot!

by The Thrill on May 28, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain would rather kiss a wookie!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

lol Grant is a great drunk.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I remember watching a “Law and Order” episode with a surgeon on trial for operatin’ and sippin’, and the surgeon gave a perfect defense on the stand…except somehow they figured out he was drunk then too. He could function just fine with booze, but he was still drunk, and therefore unsuitable for his job.

I’m like that.

by Grant Brisbee on May 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Religious Crossing Guard

by Grant Brisbee on May 28, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you sure this isn’t a Lost thing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 28, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

envaginated penis

it’s a lost thing

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

damnit!

I misspelled invaginated.

it ruins the comedy!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

They told him to do the close-eyes-touch-nose thing. He poked himself in the eye and justice was served.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not tryna fuck

But I am pleased the San Francisco Giants were victorious in this game tonight.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

subject line refers to...?

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on May 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

mcc meme

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Music makes this creepy.

But I danced. I could not do otherwise.

by Every6thDay on May 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait

you think the MUSIC makes it creepy?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is quite a sight at 1920×1200.

by non sequitur on May 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

why cant i stop watching this….

by natey-nate on May 29, 2010 3:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

and Pablo was all Panda like again.

woo

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

this

of course most of the attention has to go to cain, but it was super refreshing to see Panda put up a good line again.

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on May 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this feeling

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

/twss

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 28, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m starting to believe that Torres can be a solid ML starter. Put him in CF, he could even be good.

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on May 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

he has an interesting story; he’s pretty young, experience and mileage, baseball-wise

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Late bloomer

Like all players in their early 30s!

/Sabe’d

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

he didn’t start playing baseball until he was an adult, I think the story goes. So, he’s like a 22 year-old in a 32 year-old body. So, it could make sense in this case that he should be coming into his game at this point in his career.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 28, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Buster went 2-3 with a double and a walk against Will Smith

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

WELCOME TO EARF

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

gettin jiggy wit it

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now he’s trying to get us to renounce higher ed and go to internet college.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 29, 2010 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

White Will Smith can’t pitch

by TBRMKane on May 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would’ve been awesome if it happened at ’90s Night.

LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if he said, “YO HOMES, SMELL YA LATER!” after the last double.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

More games need to be like this.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

75 more

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay for the orange unis!!!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

4-0 in orange!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 28, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The orange doesn’t look as bad in person as it does on TV.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on May 28, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow the giants had 6 walks today

impossible

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff should bat third

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 28, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sanchez pitches CG shutout, molina recieves 2 year 15 million dollar extension

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 28, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

molina recieves 2 6 year 15 90 million dollar extension

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on May 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean: “We feel we need his veteran game calling presence for years to come, no one calls games as good as he does and he’s really good at getting strikeouts”.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 28, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

that’s like my wife when they have a conference on the mound:

“Okay, now here’s the thing. Try to throw it so that they don’t hit it or so they hit it at somebody. Try to do a good job”

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Magnum P.I.

LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

For Grant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDhntEvBD3M

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 28, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

that kid is fucking awesome

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on May 28, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did I miss this meme?

by Grant Brisbee on May 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't know

I have been aware of it for at least three years. You mustn’t be nerdy enough. For shame!

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 28, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have a rope swing in their basement!?

by kimmyg on May 29, 2010 2:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s just kidding like Jason.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 29, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am proud to relate that another Curly W is in the books.


You have gained one game in the standing in part due to the valiant efforts of the Washington Nationals. Well done, Gigantes.

Ian Desmond...because the future starts now for the Washington Nationals.

by souldrummer on May 28, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

We thank you and your Nats very much.

LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Willingham is smoking hot.

He is Lord of the Silver Elvis.
3 run bomb over the fences of mighty Pepco.

Ian Desmond...because the future starts now for the Washington Nationals.

by souldrummer on May 28, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s up with this? Do they do this for all post game interviews?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The player of the game for the Nats gets to wear the Silver Elvis for post game interviews.

Drew Storen got to wear it after his first home game at Nats Park where he won a decision.

Ian Desmond...because the future starts now for the Washington Nationals.

by souldrummer on May 28, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw Olsen wearing it one night, too.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is awesome

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Here's Stanford's finest!

Ian Desmond...because the future starts now for the Washington Nationals.

by souldrummer on May 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome.

it looks like he and Huff would get along well.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 28, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

ripoff

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 28, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slaughterama?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 28, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

True fact

Josh Willingham and Mark DeRosa are members of the same college fraternity. Of which I am also a member.

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 28, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lamda Lamda Lamda?

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on May 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

z

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 28, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nats doing what the Giants can't do

Beating those Pads in 9 innings.

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on May 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somebody has to do it.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

how the padres didn’t win that game is LOL, they had the bases loaded with no outs and a 2 run game.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Capps was actually awesome in the 9th inning.

Gave up a leadoff hit. Desmond tried to make a web gem play with a 5-2 lead that resulted in an infield hit. He had an easy play at first if he hadn’t gone to first. There was also a swinging bunt. Hit to get in a run and then the bases loaded with the tying run on 2nd.
 
Capps then shows the kind of stones that the Nats haven’t had since Cordero was closing in 2005. Gets Stairs staring on a 3-2 slider. Gets Will Venable swinging. Gets Eckstein on a groundout to the Designated Defender, Mr. Ryan Zimmerman.

It was an adventure but most of that was not of his own making.

Tyler “Peaches” Clippard was lights out in the 8th as well.

And by the way, the Nationals are at least two years away from getting an outing like Matt Cain had tonight. Only kind of guy we’ve got with that talent is Strasburg without an innings cap.

Ian Desmond...because the future starts now for the Washington Nationals.

by souldrummer on May 28, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

suck it, eckstein

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 28, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naw, man.

It comes from his warmup music, “Peaches”, by the Presidents of the United States of America.
“going to the country, gonna get myself some peaches. Get myself some peaches. Peaches for me”
and
“millions of peaches, peaches for me.
millions of peaches, peaches for free”

Ian Desmond...because the future starts now for the Washington Nationals.

by souldrummer on May 29, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nature's candy in my hand or can or pie.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 29, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Peach cobbler is the bomb.

Official dessert of soul food restaurants everywhere.

Ian Desmond...because the future starts now for the Washington Nationals.

by souldrummer on May 29, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

ah

I was thinking maybe “Operate” was his walk-up music.

Actually, that would work better for Mark DeRosa.

HE’S NOT DEAD HE’S GONNA LIVE

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 29, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Giants.

Last year everyone was talking about what a smart acquisition he was and how the Cubs couldn’t afford to lose him.

This year he’s turned into the Suck. Sad, sad, sad.

Hope Posey does well for you. Be nice to have some rookie push Ike Davis and Jason Heyward out of the offensive front pages.

I am scared to death of what happens when the Fish call up Mike Stanton.

Ian Desmond...because the future starts now for the Washington Nationals.

by souldrummer on May 29, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you for this.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you for being classy

Seriously, adopt the Giants as your number 2 team.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I appreciate your presence on the board

It’d be nice to see you round these parts more frequently

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 28, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

/whisper

Wrong soul guy.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 28, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

But can I have some of your whiskey?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 28, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's all already in my tummy

Stupid handles.

I like all soul equally.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 28, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank y'all for being the welcoming kind.

Ian Desmond...because the future starts now for the Washington Nationals.

by souldrummer on May 28, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

GTFO HATER

Hey guys, I just got here.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 28, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did the hey gays die already?

/aware that this will be taken out of context as E6D wanting gays to die already

by Every6thDay on May 28, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stick around.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 28, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

that looks like the Walgreens symbol

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by jctGamer on May 28, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the story was that Walgreens ripped off the Washington Senators’ logo.

LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Senators have a straight W, I believe.

Walgreens W is slightly different. But yes, it is a bit closer than I would like.

Ian Desmond...because the future starts now for the Washington Nationals.

by souldrummer on May 28, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dad works at Walgreens, so I see this logo way more than I need to.

by Natto on May 28, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should tell him to keep his pants on

proud father of Ron Wotus...The most interesting man in the world. Ron doesn't always drink, but when he realizes he's stuck on the bench next to Big Head he drinks Dos Equis and he drinks a lot!

by The Thrill on May 28, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I work for Rite Aid. We don’t have too many Walgreens in New York, but they just brought Duane Reade, so I guess they’ll be taking over.

Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM

by rxmeister on May 29, 2010 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Leonard Green Investments owns Rite Aid, which also owns the company ( Motorcycle Aftermarket Group) that owns my company. So, we’re almost like brothers!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

/yells for 48 minutes, dances while walking off court smiling

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 28, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate the Celtics,

but I quite like Doc Rivers.

"I feel ten feet tall right now...and strong as an ox!"

by Juan Primo on May 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will root for anyone who can beat LA in the finals.

And shut up their bogus fairweather glitterati fans.
I am a fan of Clippers East aka the Washington Wizards. While we’re waiting for them to come out of hibernation, HOYA SAXA!!!

Ian Desmond...because the future starts now for the Washington Nationals.

by souldrummer on May 28, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ron artest will stab you in the neck if he reads this

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by The Thrill on May 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

So glad I was able to shrug off my hangover to make it to the game tonight. Matt Cain is amazing.

by Calum on May 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

lol

still hungover at 7 PM on a work day?

You in college?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a doctor.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 28, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this a Lost thing?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am a doctor

And I’m on holiday so I can be hungover whenever I like…

by Calum on May 29, 2010 11:22 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Also

If anyone comes across my backpack, last seen er, somewhere in San Francisco at around 4am on Friday, let me know…

by Calum on May 29, 2010 1:03 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

How many one-hitters has Cain thrown, now? It seems like a lot

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on May 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah nevermind. Were all drunk

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on May 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Several hundred.

11

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on May 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you read Grants post?

Seriously can’t tell if your comment was deliberately obtuse or not.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

obtuse?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 28, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

A month in solitary for you

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on May 28, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

ONE HUNDRED NINE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t you mean “abstruse?”

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on May 28, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Asdrubal

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds delicious.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 28, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

this line up is working

both slumping molina and rowand need to bat last and not mixed in with the consistent hitters. I think its Posey time!!! just to scare molina so he can get out of his funk, sign pat burrell and sit rowand for a while till he gets out of his funk

DUBfan4life!!!!

by BayAreaKidd650 on May 28, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Scare Molina into retiring

that’ll show him!

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 28, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIGHT A FIRE

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 28, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can tell it is weighing on him

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

tell him he has to run a mile in under 20 minutes or he can’t start until he is able to, that’ll cause retirement instantly.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 28, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell in CF!!!

proud father of Ron Wotus...The most interesting man in the world. Ron doesn't always drink, but when he realizes he's stuck on the bench next to Big Head he drinks Dos Equis and he drinks a lot!

by The Thrill on May 28, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

clank

or

/Bork

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 28, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gold gloves are the best way to evaluate D

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than Braden’s perfect game

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

+209

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

~1.2 FIP

And 9 grounders!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Going out for a pie run

What should I get?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 28, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Us patriots only buy apple.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 28, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

steak and kidney

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on May 28, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

cherry

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 28, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Leaning towards french silk

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by jctGamer on May 28, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's pudding and crust

not real pie

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIES

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Llama Berry Pie

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m so not clicking that.

by Grant Brisbee on May 28, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

liar

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on May 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

then you aren't drunk enough

at least open it on your boss’s computer

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll just guess that it’s my boss’s site.

by Grant Brisbee on May 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You created this site, didn’t you?

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on May 28, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

amazingly

not the first thing that comes up when you search for llama pie on google

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

pecan

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 28, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man speaks the truth

Can I get a recc for a good pecan pie in the City?

I dig Chow’s but always looking for contenders…

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 28, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just know how to roll my own

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

God damn it

I can’t make a pie for the life of me

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 28, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it the crust making?

cause, that takes practice.

the ready made crusts aren’t terrible, though. Especially the ones you roll out, usually found near the butter section in your local megamart.

I make a chocolate bourbon pecan around the holidays.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huckleberry

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on May 28, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not aware of that being commercially available. Is it, now?

I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?

by Ott on May 28, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coconut or banana cream. All others are imposters.

by Grant Brisbee on May 28, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

wife is a fan of banana cream but daughter demands some version of chocolate.

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by jctGamer on May 28, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

chocolate pecan

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hershey’s bar. Microwave. Separate but equal.

by Grant Brisbee on May 28, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow lol

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by jctGamer on May 28, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inherently unequal

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 28, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this statement is far too hard-line. Those two pies are definitely the best, but there are other delicious pies.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 29, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Felix

Biggest Pie ever

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on May 28, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oreo

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 28, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok heading out will check rest of the suggestions on iphone once i get there, but leaning towards either banana cream or some kind of chocolate. If it was up to me it would be Lemon Meringue but wife HATES it lol

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by jctGamer on May 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did you get, Goddammit!!!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 28, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chocolate Cream

they were out of banana cream =/

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 28, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

All this talk of pies is making Bengie hungry.

by HoosierGiant on May 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steak and Guinness

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on May 28, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MLB.COM LOL ESPN

No mention of matt cain anywhere, but they already have CC sabathia on the front page trying to “rebound against the indians” (LOL 4.19 ERA) LOL NATIONAL MEDIA.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 28, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

ESPN isn’t national. East Coast only.

by Into the Void on May 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

the sabathia front page “looking to rebound vs the indians” article is on mlb.com, but regardless it’s all the same LOL EAST COAST LOLOLOLOL.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where's jcb?

TNG series finale on right now. Wipes its buttcheeks with "Lost"’s finale.

by Grant Brisbee on May 28, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

"Lost"’s

Is this proper punctuation?

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on May 28, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Lost"’"’"s" finale.

by Grant Brisbee on May 28, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

And what in the toadfuckery are you doing? We have to get to the Devron system!

by Grant Brisbee on May 28, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anti-time? What in the absolute fuck?

by Grant Brisbee on May 28, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a paradox! They created the very disruption they had been looking for!

by Every6thDay on May 28, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

When it meets normal time, crazy shit happens. Fortunately, there’s not much chance of that. I mean, what are the odds one ship will scan the same area in the same way three times over thirty years?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on May 28, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best thing: doesn’t deign to capitalize the correction

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 28, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe "its" "it's"

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 28, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe

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by jctGamer on May 28, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

JCB ANGRY!!!!

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on May 28, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew this one was coming even before I posted it. Thank you.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 28, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some member here should post a picture of them eating one.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on May 28, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only have the one of me eating a Choco Taco.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 28, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

What channel?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bah.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 28, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

jcb . . .

  . . . is off having a quiet moment with his misguided opinions. Let him be.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on May 28, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry so late…

…your sig (line 2) just broke my brain.

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Jason Stoffel, 2009 (Rookie + A-): 24IP, 1-0, 0.75 ERA, 5 S V, 25K. The heir apparent to B-Weez.

by bigboneded on May 28, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe that’s howie’s thing.

I mean, howie’s non-penis thing.

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by groug on May 28, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

All good things......

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

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by jctGamer on May 28, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

/joke about rappers not understanding hubris

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

U R 5

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 28, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

U

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 28, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO U

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 28, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a German submarine.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 28, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO

These kids are 5.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uovMpapeCJQ

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 28, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL POPCORN

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by Solidarity on May 28, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I KNOW RIGHT!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 28, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I like the tiger.

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by Solidarity on May 28, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You son of a B!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 28, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed this whole subthread.

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by Solidarity on May 28, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Google’s new layout sucks. How do you get to images?

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Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on May 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

enter the topic

then hit the “Images” at the top left o the page

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 28, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You G.com snobs are just insufferable.

by Grant Brisbee on May 28, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is this beta treachery?

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by Useful_Idiot on May 28, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see “Images” under “Everything” on my sidebar. Also I set up a custom search for Opera so I can search for images in my address bar. \o/

by Natto on May 28, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I give up

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by Useful_Idiot on May 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

strange

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Google Home and Google Shortcuts ftw

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by Solidarity on May 28, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at the game

great game tonight if only Schierholtz couldve caught that ball we would have had history made

Giants 2-0 so far in games I’ve attended this year =)

by 49erEmpire on May 28, 2010 10:13 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Does that sash mean that Worf is the prom queen? How delightful!

by Grant Brisbee on May 28, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

How . . .

 . . . is “Black Entertainment” different from, like, regular entertainment? I don’t even know how to ask this question in a reasonable way.

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I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on May 28, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

the just play "Heathers" on a loop

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is only one reasonable answer

Tyler Perry.

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by RDreamer on May 28, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

his shows on TBS are not funny

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by Useful_Idiot on May 28, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

his movies are terrible too

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

also not funny

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 28, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

he did make an entertaining 30 for 30 documentary though

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 28, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

About how the Los Angeles Raiders GANGSTA RAP GANGS DRUG USE VIOLENCE I AM FAMOUS

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 28, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

something like that, sure.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 28, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crazy motherfuckers get graded on a curve.

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by groug on May 28, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't get me wrong

I love Ice Cube. NWA is the greatest rap group of all time. I just don’t think he’s funny, and the man who sang “straight Outta Compton” and “Natural Born Killaz” should be making family programming. It’s like if Snoop Dogg made a Truth- the Anti-Drug commercial.

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by RDreamer on May 28, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

my antidrug is heroin

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t do drugs, just weed.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 28, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain: one cool dude.

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by groug on May 28, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha…taco bell

advertising that the new drink has a real lime wedge.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I found that odd too.

I'll punch Greg Evigan in the beard if I ever see him!

by NuschlerFace on May 28, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do they squirt it in the cup with a caulking gun?

by KrazyKrabMeat on May 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Caulk.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain (2 syllables) is way way cooler than Tyler Perry (4 syllables.)

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on May 28, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

6

matthew motherfucking cain

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

its actually 12

mathew motherfucking cant cant get run support cain

DUBfan4life!!!!

by BayAreaKidd650 on May 28, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH MADBUM
Fresno southpaw Madison Bumgarner pitched a season-high 7.2 innings as he helped lead the Grizzlies to an 8-0 shutout of the Salt Lake Bees on Friday night at Spring Mobile Ballpark. Bumgarner is now 4-1 and over his last four starts, and has allowed just one earned run in his last 27.1 innings (0.33 ERA). He gave up four hits, walked three, and struck out four. It was the Fresno pitching staff’s fifth shutout this year.

Link

LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s plague

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on May 28, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gimme five Bees for a quarter.

by Grant Brisbee on May 28, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

BEADS?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 28, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about macaroni, let me finish, salad?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 28, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it was George Michael, the singer-songwriter.

LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are balls.

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by groug on May 28, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re crooked!

LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

And that’s how you narrate a story

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on May 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT THE BEES

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY’LL HOLD A TRIAL AND YOU’LL ALL BE GUILTY!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 28, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on May 28, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

more fashion forward people had shallots

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

GET OFF MY LAWN YOU SHALLOT WEARING HOOLIGANS!!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 28, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa

a mobile ballpark? Different city every night?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would be better suited in the south.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 28, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, not if it was actually mobile.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 29, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

This might be the time to introduce the Mel Ott meme.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on May 28, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuckin' do it then!

I'll punch Greg Evigan in the beard if I ever see him!

by NuschlerFace on May 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 28, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I figured out my google image quandary just in time to find that a GIS of “Mel Ott” produces a fine picture of Hayden Panatierre

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on May 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

so it does. #4.

Weird

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

gross

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 28, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

have you seen Eckstein's batting stance?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on May 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

If anybody gets the urge to ever watch the Real Housewives of New Jersey, don’t. That goes for the other three Real Housewives, but especially New Jersey.

I’m going to scratch my eyes out, I swear.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 28, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

How those shows got on air, I’ll never know.

LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

People like gary radnich watch them instead of sports.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 28, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The OC one is really disgusting because I saw those women everywhere.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t mean the ones on the show, just the stereotype.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

do the "Real Housewives" act like Snooki?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never actually seen Jersey Shore, but I’d assume so. My mom (the avid watcher) swears that one of them has Mafia connections.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLtalians

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's racist

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm at the Pizza Hut

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you’ve seen it, you’d probably agree. She and her husband really look like they would be. The rest of them are just complete bitchy ditzes. Oh, and one was a stripper.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The RiverCats stink

Perhaps because they’ve been swimming in the Sacramento River downstream from the herd, but more likely because they are stocked by the increasingly distracted Billy Beane.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on May 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

And I must say in return that you, too, are wierd.

Must we meet on the field of honor?

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on May 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Proof?

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard

by SoFa King Mike on May 28, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just thinking the same thing

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on May 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Downstream from the herd? Are you implying the Rivercats consume the sewage of other baseball teams?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 28, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was simply saying

that the “stink” of the RiverCats, our underperforming local AAA team, might be figuratively caused by an occasional dip in a tributary from the north. But teams “stink” only in slang; they literally don’t play well. Foul waters needn’t be the cause. Players poorly chosen is the problem. Yet, the baby is happy to have the Cats in the house. A day at Raley Field nearly equals a day at the Cove. Both are fields of honor.

Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.

by baby tuckoo on May 28, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you drunk?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

drinking

his Anti-Drug

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 28, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have fun with it, Baby.

They only deride the ones they really love.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’re usually good. The pitching staff is a bit thin this year because the A’s have been promoting so quickly.

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 29, 2010 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, let’s give the guy a challenge and promote him to AA before we make any final judgments.

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by groug on May 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

He walked 2 hitters back-to-back to start the 2nd but other than that was in complete controll. The Bees hitters just looked real uncomfortable at the plate and there was maybe 2-3 hard hit balls all night. Screw his velocity… He just knows how to pitch – his fastball goes from 88-92 and he has great command of the plate. He touched 94 once in the second when he was in trouble…. Just really kept salt lakes lineup off balance the whole game. I was very impressed – IMO he would be the best 5th starter in baseball right now

by OTTOMATIC on May 28, 2010 10:35 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

secondary pitches?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He mixed some in hear and there to keep SL hitters honest but he just gives you so many different looks with his fastball. A lot of broken bats, pop ups, and double play balls… His cutter is becoming a real weapon against right handed batters. I sat right behind home plate and he really has a deceptive delivery too.

by OTTOMATIC on May 28, 2010 10:41 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

cutter…that’s good to hear.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAA pitching sucks

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT WHAT WAS HIS VELOCITY

LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRANT'S SCOOPIN

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 28, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember pondering early last season whether the Giants could acquire Phil Hughes on the cheap. That would’ve been nice

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on May 28, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

wasn’t he one of their top prospects last season?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 28, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember pondering if the Giants could acquire Chase Utley on the cheap

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it was two seasons ago when he and Ian Kennedy pitched pretty badly

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on May 29, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

didnt get to watch the game tonight. i was at the beach with my lady and my 6 month old puppy. he swallowed a fish hook and now is at the vet getting his stomach cut open. too bad my lady isnt a veterinarian, cuz this shit is going to be expensive…

by projectmayhem713 on May 28, 2010 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

hmmm

first time in a while i regret NOT watching a game… on so many levels

by projectmayhem713 on May 28, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

I hope your puppy is ok.

We had a dog that had to have surgery for eating foreign objects twice, specifically rocks.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 28, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope l’il puppy is ok.

by Into the Void on May 28, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I hope the puppy will be okay D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 28, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(
I hope your puppy’s okay.

LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m here to officially take back all those worried things I said about Sandoval before the game. What’s there to worry about? Dude can rake.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 28, 2010 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you take back the whole “Trade Sandoval for Jayson Werth!” thing?

by Into the Void on May 28, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

we should just sign him in the off season imo

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 28, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd give him Rowand money

Just not the years.

/wishes Sabean could dump Rowand

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on May 28, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

but he ran into that wall that one time

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

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by jctGamer on May 28, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a dream the other night the giants traded rowand and a few prospects for michael bourn and agreed to pay all of rowands remaining salary. I then realized that won’t happen because this orginization is cheap and thinks rowand is a good hitter. There’s also a good chance the astros fron office isn’t completely insane.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 28, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAAAA?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 28, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did anyone hear about randy wells incredible outing today?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 28, 2010 11:16 PM PDT reply actions  

That son of a B?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 28, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT was something even wellemeyer was impressed by. 0 ip, 6 hits, 5 er

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 28, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a no good B

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 28, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The three best games I have ever attended

In no particular order:

The Giants clinching the division pennant in 1997.
Renteria’s grand slam against the Rockies.
And this game.

Before the final pitch:

A little defense. A little baserunning. A Panda dinger. And Matt Cain owning every fucking inch of that ballpark. Fantastic.

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by Solidarity on May 28, 2010 11:30 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I was at the Grand Slam game too

That was so amazing – I was only 8 when they won the pennant and thus could not afford the tix. But if I could i woulda gone

by _Joe_ on May 28, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was 10. I remember in the car on the way to the game, my dad had to explain to me what a magic number was.

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by Solidarity on May 28, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MAGIC

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 28, 2010 11:33 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL MATT BARNES LOL VINCE CARTER LOL RASHARD LEWIS

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 28, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

About time someone did it.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 28, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT
Unconfirmed, but source says Buster Posey is on his way to San Francisco

LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 11:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Link to Baggs.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on May 28, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAH WAH WAH

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 28, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure if I should be pleased or worried, pls no retardation of posey B&S.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 28, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also in the article
I think Posey will get most of his starts at first base, with Aubrey Huff moving to left field. But Bengie Molina was hitless again Friday night and extended his streak to 19 games without an RBI. He’s hitting just .203 in May.

So Posey might steal a few starts behind the plate, too. But probably not when Jonathan Sanchez or Tim Lincecum is pitching.

Basically, he’s fucked.

LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Posey will get most of his starts at first base, with Aubrey Huff moving to left field.

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 28, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to know what kind of toad fuckery Sabes is on.

LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

seriously, I can only imagine what king smug is planning.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 28, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t necessarily mind Posey playing some first base. But to only have him “steal a few starts behind the plate” would be really dumb.

That said, if Molina continues to be awful and if Posey hits well while playing first, “stealing a few starts behind the plate” just might turn into “Buster Posey, starting catcher” pretty quickly.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 28, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what I’m hoping for. But if, for some reason whatsoever, Molina starts hitting well again (lol), then I might go apeshit.

LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or . . .

. . . if for some reason the elves and fairies dance at midnight under the clock tower at the Ferry Building . . . . (About equally likely.)

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on May 29, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

We can only hope

But as long as Bruce Bochy is the manager, I’m not holding my breath.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 28, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, but...

Bengie has always hit sort of poorly, not great for a catcher as a Giant. But in the past, he was able to time his hits so that he drove in lots of runs and made the Giants think he was clutch, etc.

This year, however, he’s not doing that. And even though he’s not hitting any worse than he did last year when he was a team “MVP”, this year, he’s on pace to drive in only 39 runs. Believe me, the Giants notice that. They noticed his AB with the runner on third and the infield in tonight where he couldn’t get the run home.

If Bengie is hitting something like .300/.410 and driving in runs, they’d never bench him. But hitting like he is now AND not putting up the 20 HR/80 RBI numbers that the team thinks are so great? I don’t know if they’ll necessarily continue to put up with that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 28, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he made an error tonight. Whee!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Kruk froths at the mouth

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Weird to see that his OPS is the worst it’s been since 2002. Not that OPS is a great measure, but I’m just eyeballing his statz here.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 29, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

his OBP is his best p much ever still (though it’s steadily dropping), but he’s not hitting for any power whatsoever this year. SLG all the way down at like .360 at this point.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

He no longer has the power to hit home runs, and he’s so slow that he can rarely leg out XBH. He’s become a low-average singles hitter who clogs the basepaths usually won’t give you a good at-bat.

Upside?

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

MVP!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

He wasn’t quite this slow last year, right? I remember him being able to make it to second a lot more than he has this year. It seems like absolutely everything this season is an automatic single from him, no matter how far he hits it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

To my eyes, it looks like all the stuff that he was doing at the end of last year because he was tired – things like running slower, giving up passed balls, blocking poorly – are cropping up at the beginning of this year. I’m pretty sure his body isn’t tired the way I assume it was at the end of last year. But maybe he’s just finally too old for this shit.

Or maybe I’m just teh eyeball bias.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 29, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, I wouldn’t be surprised if you’re right. He does look like tired August Bengie at the moment.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

It really, really does look that way to me. I’m just trying really hard not to fall prey to my eyeball bias. After being all LOLFAT at Pablo before today’s game, I feel a little guilty.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 29, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really think his body is just breaking down at this point. At his age and weight, it only makes sense. And he wonders why nobody wanted to give him a two year contract. (The answer is because Steve Phillips isn’t managing anymore.)

Also, hahahahaha. The girl in the row in front of me was a huge fan of Bengie, and me and the guy next to her kept ragging on him and pointing out how his batting average is in total free fall at this point. I didn’t think it was possible to give someone the stink eye out of the back of your head, but apparently it can be done.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m actually still a big fan of Bengie. I think he’s been a very good Giant these last few years. I’m just not really a big fan of the fact that he’s still on the team.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 29, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was at the last home game last season, and I gave huge fucking standing ovations for Bengie, Richie, and Randy. They’ve all been great Giants. But their time was over after 2009, and everybody else in the ballpark knew it.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, his whole line is funky in a lot of ways this year.

I was amused to see that I can manipulate things in BBR in such a way that over certain periods of time, Bengie’s 162 game average has him playing 163 games. Check out 2003 through 2010. Lulz.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 29, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, wtf.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

And

if they’re going to sit Schierholtz, I suppose I am glad it’ll be for Posey and not so they can get Renteria, Sanchez and Uribe into the lineup at the same time.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s true.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 29, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m fine with Posey at 1b if it means Rowand gets benched.

by Hobbes2d on May 29, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not what it would mean.

SORRY, NATE!

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by groug on May 29, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Torres RF, Sanchez 2B, Sandoval 3B, Huff LF, Uribe SS, Posey 1B, Rowand CF, Burrell C

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 29, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand deserves no playing time, at this point he is seriously hurting the team even in the 8th spot.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly Nate will lose the playing time.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 29, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

fuck that, not only is he one of the easiest outs in the league but he’s a huge defensive liability. Did I mention he takes about 10 pitches a game combined in his 4 PA’s?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm with you I wish it was Scott getting benched

But, because of the money they pay him it’ll take more for them to do it.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 29, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a gamer, he makes routine fly balls look like plays he shouldn’t make and has an outfield assist less often than giants pitchers homer.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

They could just option someone down since Buster’s on the 40-man.

LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who would they option though? And if Buster’s going to play mostly first, then Ishikawa becomes even more useless.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 28, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Posey's here to play 1B

What’s the point of having Ishi on the roster?

by TBRMKane on May 28, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or delay it by retroactively moving Affeldt to the 15-day.

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by Solidarity on May 28, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s another possibility. I mean, DFA’ing Ishi is the most logical move to make, but the Giants might do something else.

LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now that I look at the Baggs article, he says that Affeldt could be good for tomorrow, in which case they may well send Joaquin back so they can have a 12-man staff again. Ishi probably gets the DFA if/when Burrell comes up.

I know there’s no space for him on the team, but I will miss him.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, yeah, I didn’t read the rest of the article because I kinda flipped out at the idea of Buster being called up.

Whenever Affeldt is ready to pitch, the Giants will send out another reliever and add a position player.

So I guess that does hint at Joaquin going back to Fresno and Buster being called up.

LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

I didn’t even realize Joaquin was with the Giants again!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 29, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently, he hasn’t pitched in a game since he rejoined the team.

LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was swapped for Downs because Affeldt was hurt and our bullpen was a bit taxed. I think he would have had Medders’ role had the need arisen.

Also, I totally forgot that Medders was on the DL until I glanced at the 40-man during the game tonight! Someone was wearing 99, and I was trying to figure out who it was, and if they were a Fresno call-up that they didn’t have time to make an orange jersey for.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt could be good for tomorrow

/Affeldt doesn’t play for 2 weeks, is placed on 15 day DL retroactively.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on May 29, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, you have to wonder how long Eli sticks around if Buster looks good behind the plate.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, all my irrational favorites are being kicked to the curb.

LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, he’s still hitting close to .300, and he’s Sanchez’s personal catcher and all, but this team doesn’t need three catchers, unless you really want to spin Eli as a right-handed bat off the bench. If you’re getting Buster 5 starts a week, Eli runs out of PT pretty fast, even if he’s our best “defensive” catcher.

Obviously, I’d prefer if we kept Eli and got some value out of Bengie by trading him to the Rangers, since they probably trip on three right-handed bats between the dugout and the clubhouse, but that’s just wishful thinking.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, what I had been hoping for in the offseason was that Buster was the starting catcher and Eli was the backup. But, of course, Bengie was re-signed.

I never thought of the Rangers as a destination for Bengie, but now you’ve brought it up, man, I hope they do work out some sort of trade.

LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hooray!!! Someone used re-signed correctly!!!

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on May 29, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know I wanted Bengie to resign.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I even read some major newspaper use that word incorrectly.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on May 29, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

But he wouldn’t have been resigning. He didn’t have a job to resign from at that point. He’d just be retiring.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 29, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

“You can’t fire me! I quit!”

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

“You can’t quit! I already fired you!”

LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what Saltalamacchia’s status is, but I’ve heard Texas being in need of catching depth. And if there’s one organization that produces hitters, it’s the fucking Rangers.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

They actually play in Texas.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 29, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right. Need of catching depth, Texas. Arlington is just the nickname.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, it was just a poorly conceived joke about the Fucking Rangers.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 29, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

…Located in scenic Fucking County? Need of Catching Depth is the county seat?

…Yeah, I can’t salvage this one.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget to visit the Fucking District.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 29, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Fuckshit Counselor is always fucking with my shit.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 29, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

“I did my job.”

-Fuckshit Counselor

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on May 28, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 28, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brewfest AND Posey? Sounds like a kickass day to me.

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by troymccluresf on May 28, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oy.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 28, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

IM GOING TO THE GAME TOMORW PLZ LET HIM PLAY

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 29, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Posey becomes the new bullpen catcher

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 29, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least I will get to see him!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 29, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

/foul ball hit at bullpen.

/bullpen protector dude watches ball as it goes straight at Posey.

/Posey turns around and catches that shit.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 29, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

/bullpen protector dude pulls off his skin to reveal he’s actually Bengie.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 29, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, that really happened last year. Buster was out warming up a reliever and a foul ball came sizzling down the line. The guy who was supposed to be on foul-ball watch in order to protect Buster out there didn’t even move to play the ball. Luckily Buster was on top of it and made the play himself.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 29, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was there and it was awesome.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 29, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

NOT READY

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 29, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guy is apparently spiderman

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 29, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

my brain stopped working momentarily as all of the blood in my body flowed towards my penis

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, calm down. He’s just looking for an all-night convenience store that sells It’s-It.

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by TheLetter2 on May 29, 2010 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

If the giants actually do bring up posey, rowand should be benched and just move torres into center. I’m sure a lot of you would HATE to see rowand go, but regardless of money he needs some PINE.

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by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 12:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

I’d like to see (assuming Molina has no chance of being benched)

C: Molina
1B: Posey
2B: Sanchez
SS: Uribe
3B: Sandoval
LF: Huff
CF: Torres
RF: Schierholtz

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by jponry on May 29, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not to mention the defensive upgrade of having torres in center, the amount of ground he covers compared to rowand is ridiculous.

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by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLineup

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by RDreamer on May 29, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I did as well, then I realized not even sabean is dumb enough to do that and dismissed the thought.

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by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be okay with that. Rowand off the bench actually seems like an asset.

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by howtheyscored on May 29, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

torres, sanchez, sandoval, huff, uribe, posey, molina, schierholtz. I hate to have back to back catchers legs, but at least while posey is on base he can watch molina and educate himself on how not to hit.

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by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

As far as I know, though, Posey isn’t “catcher slow”. He’s a fit, athletic dude.

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by howtheyscored on May 29, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Posey’s got decent speed, IIRC.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

/bork puts molina 5th and uribe 6th and schierholtz 7th

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by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Him playing the outfield is not an option apparently, so he can’t be that fast if they’ll play Huff there and not Posey.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that has more to do with the fact that he’s only played C and 1B since we drafted him than it has to do with his speed.

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by howtheyscored on May 29, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I had to make an eyeball estimate, I’m guessing he’s somewhere between Bowker and Schierholtz in terms of speed. Certainly not slow enough to be a problem anywhere in the field, but not exactly a “base-stealing threat.”

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

He had a triple the other night didn’t he? So he’s definitely got to be half fast.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 29, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was last night. Memphis’ centerfielder had misplayed the ball, though.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah

They left that out of minor lines!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 29, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hah, I’m not sure if that kind of stuff is mentioned in minor lines.

But, from what I remember, he hit the ball dead center. The center fielder was expecting to play the ball off the wall, but it had landed just a few feet shy of the warning track. By that point, Buster was rounding second.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

By that point, Buster was rounding second.

Vroom!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 29, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t mean to compare them, but Bengie had a triple once. Multiple triples (e.g. Andres Torres) is a better indicator of speed than an isolated triple, though I’m sure you already knew that.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

More joking than anything

However he looks like a young stud that could at least have average speed.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 29, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said, he’s not catcher slow. He’s probably as fast as anyone in our infield, and maybe even faster that Aaron. I just think he’s only fast relative to his position, not to the league. He’s probably league average.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think that Posey is classically catcher slow.

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by DrStankus on May 29, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can dig that.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT

Someone here complained about the MLB Network’s Thursday Night baseball coverage. You get a break next Thursday: Rangers at White Sox.

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by SFGuy on May 29, 2010 12:19 AM PDT reply actions  

At least they’re still showing games from the good league!

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

when they see their ratings down 80% they’ll shit themselves and never make that mistake again. ESPN is already in tears that they have to show rangers angels on sunday night, poor them.

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by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, that wasn't you?

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by groug on May 29, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I napped.

Overslept the game.

Woke up, checked the MLB scores, saw the shutout.

I’m in my kitchen, assembling a monster mozzarella an’ ham sandwich, humming “Halleluia”. I’m going to watch the game a la Midnight Replay , only this time there’s video.

I bag the sandwich and a tumbler of Sangria ( “Light ’em up, boys!” ) and sit back down to the PC.

And THEN I see the AZ hits total.

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by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 12:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Tumbler of Sangria?

Yuck.

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by Alex_Lewis on May 29, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not only that, it's been sitting with a loosened cap on top of the refrigerator for a week.

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by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to the weekend!

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by Alex_Lewis on May 29, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just saw THE HIT.

Wow, Schierholtz afraid to make eye contact walking back.
Hey, it happens. Given the bad read he still made it close.

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by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

eh shit happens, nate plays that right field better than anyone in the league. He got a bad read and that and the ball really carried a long way, it sounded soft off the bat.

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by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had a great view of the ball from my seat (you can see it above), and it was slicing hard. If you watch the video you can see that he breaks towards center at first… He never really had a good angle on the ball.

If he sees the spin off the bat he probably makes that catch, but I think it would have been a “beyond the call of duty” sort of play for him to get there. Sadly, it also looks like he re-injured his shoulder going into the fence.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

The wind was dead, no? The ball seemed to really be carrying more than usual to right center.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 29, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here’s something else for you guys to chew on, courtesy of ESPN’s stats department:

Most shutouts allowing 1 or fewer hits since 2005:

Matt Cain – 2
Mark Buehrle – 2
Chris Carpenter – 2

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 12:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Corrected today:

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on May 29, 2010 6:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not corrected, adjusted. My stat was shutouts, your stat is 8+, but they’re both still awesome stats. ;)

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that was fun… nice little 4 alarm fire a block up the street hot embers and ash falling everywhere.

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by Merope on May 29, 2010 12:57 AM PDT reply actions  

must be the fiends

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by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not much info yet but it was in an apartment / condo complex that never got finished before the housing market tanked. So AFAIC it’s a wee bit suspicious in nature. http://www.news10.net/news/story.aspx?storyid=82461&catid=2

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by Merope on May 29, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder how long until rowand finally gets benched. He’ hitting an impressive .231, I figure he’ll have to sink below the derosa line before bork finally gets it. Unfortunately that probably won’t be until after the all star break and by then rowand will be in the low 100’s.

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by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 1:18 AM PDT reply actions  

did you see? According to Baggs, he thinks Posey’s on his way to SF…

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by Merope on May 29, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I saw that but I was just speaking about rowand in general. We could actually have a somewhat legit line up with rowand out of it. Unfortunately bork will swear by rowand until rowand comes to bork himself and says “I suck, please bench me”.

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by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

You see the first comment on Baggs’ blog?? He/she said “Anybody would be an upgrade over Molina no doubt. But it’s unlikely Gerald will make this team playoff worthy. I suspect Gerald Posey’s future will follow the path of the past great can’t misses – Lance Niekro, Damon Minor, Tony Torcato, and all the other terrific Sabean position player signings. Best case scenario, Gerald Posey would be a better hitting Kurt Manwaring minus Manwaring’s gold glove prowess. Chris Carter and Michael Taylor are much better prospects in my humble opinion. I trust Billy Beane WAY more than Sabean don’t you??? Sabean also has a nasty temper just listen to that hilarious interview with the Razor.”

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by SFGuy on May 29, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Buster Posey is like player x but with better offense and not as good defense.”

That really doesn’t make for a very good comp.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey is like [this dude], only different

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by RDreamer on May 29, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Silly me, I was thinking if they really ARE going to put Posey at first and Huff in left… you don’t take Torres out of the lineup right? So he goes to center and Rowand sits for a day or two

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by Merope on May 29, 2010 1:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh goody… reply fail. I hate the bottom of threads.

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by Merope on May 29, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Given that Bengie and Rowand are at the bottom of the order now, it’s obvious that Bochy wants them to be good, but they’re not performing. I’m guessing he won’t pull both of them in the same day, but I could definitely see him benching them on consecutive days. Rowand will start tomorrow (with Sanchez pitching, Eli will be batting in Bengie’s place), and Rowand will probably rest on Sunday to get him rested up for the series with the Rockies.

If I’m right and Schierholtz aggravated his shoulder today, they’ll move Torres to RF for tomorrow… If Posey is actually with the team AND gets a start.

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

you mean, rowand sits except for mail it in days.

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by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

You’d think that, but I fear Torres or Nate will be the ones losing playing time…

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by Johnny Disaster on May 29, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Having just witnessed the top of the seventh I am moved to post thusly:


cc: Az Snakepit

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by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 2:10 AM PDT reply actions  

Having seen Qualls' first delivery redirected I am moved to thusly post:

Welcome back, Panda.


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by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 4:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Buster_ESPN
  
It’s confirmed: Buster Posey has been called up by the Giants.

They could be Giants...but not really.

by esseffgeez on May 29, 2010 6:06 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Aiiiiiiie!

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by Solidarity on May 29, 2010 6:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

First Cain, now Buster – HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!! :)

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by esseffgeez on May 29, 2010 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m both excited and not excited about this!!

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by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good morning! Nice to see someone else alive at this hour.

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.

by TheLetter2 on May 29, 2010 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too!

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by howtheyscored on May 29, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me 3

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by Johnny Disaster on May 29, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Schroedinger’s callup!

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by groug on May 29, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe I missed the game. I’m a little miffed about it, but I’m thrilled about Matty’s win. My childlike adulation remains intact.

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by TheLetter2 on May 29, 2010 7:12 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL BUSTER

Dude is going to get all kinds of crap for not running dingerz.exe. I already feel sorry for him.

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 29, 2010 7:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah we were talking about that a few nights ago. Dude is NOT the second coming of Barry Bonds.

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by Merope on May 29, 2010 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know we’ll enjoy obp.exe and his baserunner-kill apps ( assuming he gets some games at catcher).

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 29, 2010 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

He could outhit Bengie and I bet he’d get crap from the SFGate and KNBR crowd for not hitting for enough power.

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by jponry on May 29, 2010 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

As long as he’s playing catcher, it’s really not an issue.

by speckops on May 29, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

dudez, can we just run the apps and keep him in Fresno? that way, everyone’s happy.

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by greatgiantfan on May 29, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aw cute Panda is cute:

Sandoval pretended Friday’s game was the season opener, acting on advice his mother gave him.

“She told me when you struggle a little bit, you put something in your head,” Sandoval said. “So I started a new season today.”

From Baggs

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by Merope on May 29, 2010 7:49 AM PDT reply actions  

I wonder how many calories that advice had?

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by Johnny Disaster on May 29, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why call up Buster? How many days a week can we realistically expect him to play? I swear if they dick around with him and end up giving him super 2 status without a tangible benefit…

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by markdash on May 29, 2010 7:59 AM PDT reply actions  

So you would not define being a “laughing stock” as a tangible benefit?

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by Merope on May 29, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

“When we bring him here, we want to make sure he’s on the field at least five days a week,” said GM Brian Sabean.

by D4P on May 29, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

If he’s not catching 3 or 4 of those days, what’s the point? I don’t think he’s a tangible upgrade over Huff.

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by markdash on May 29, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he really should be taking over for Bengie. But he won’t be allowed to do so until he becomes a Proven Run Producer™ and Great Game Behind The Plate Caller™.

by D4P on May 29, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

‘want’ is a weasel word in that context.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 29, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cue freak out thread re: Buster.

by speckops on May 29, 2010 8:37 AM PDT reply actions  

but I just met her

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by jctGamer on May 29, 2010 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t matter man. Just glove up.

by speckops on May 29, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

So… what’s this noise about Buster Posey

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by PiKAgiant on May 29, 2010 9:22 AM PDT reply actions  

called up and starting at 1B.
/fell in

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by Speedforthewin on May 29, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

ha! he sucks, money issue too, blah blah blah, don’t care about the money

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by PiKAgiant on May 29, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is it too late in this thread

to say just how much I love Matt Cain?

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by Kitspool on May 29, 2010 9:49 AM PDT reply actions  

OT -- WTF Poland
Teenage Students Play Sun And Star Game: Five Fall Pregnant IN Poland, the kids are lower secondary school in the town of Ostroda, Poland, are playing "the sun" or "a star".

A new video game? A patriotic tune on the gourd? A sex game:

    "Girls lay on the floor in a circle with their heads together and eyes closed and boys copulate with them, taking turns. The winner was the boy who managed to finish the intercourse last."

So says one of the students.

And the great thing is that it also works as a fertility ritual – five of the girls are pregnant.

Forget birthing programmes and all that medial stuff. We have seen the future…

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by jctGamer on May 29, 2010 10:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Where was that when I was in school?

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by Johnny Disaster on May 29, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Partially OT: MLB.tv Condensed Games

It seems like MLB.tv finally has condensed games with commentary? AWESOME.

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by Yoyo on May 29, 2010 10:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Weird, it seems to only be the Cain game, and not other teams or the Zito game.

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by Yoyo on May 29, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Mets-Giants one when David Wright was ejected was great without commentary. You could hear everything Wright said.

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