Post-game thread: Cain dominates
That’s what Matt Cain looks like when he has command of three pitches. His fastball is always special, whether it’s zipping along at 90 mph or 94 mph, but when he’s getting a big, controllable break on his curve (and/or change), he’s a beast. What a delight that was to watch.
Cain is the master of the one-hitter, as this was his 10th start in the majors in which he only allowed one hit. Only one other was a complete game, though, so this still ranks as one of the best starts of his career. In most of his other starts this season, he was yeomanishly effective, chomping away at innings and getting outs while walking a ton. In this start, he reminded everyone why Matt Cain was Matt Cain before Tim Lincecum was the flavor of the month generation. What a game.
When people bemoan the offense to the point of nausea, it’s partly because we love this pitching staff so freaking much. Cain is the calm, wry old soul who pitches like a grizzled veteran even though he’s still just 25. Lincecum is the weird, affable prodigy, doing cartwheels and growing his hair out. All I want for them is an offense that can sniff the league average. Most of the time, that’s just not going to happen. Tonight, though, you get to live like a king, Matt Cain. Don’t get used to it. Unless like you pitch like this much of a badass for the rest of your career. Then you can get used to whatever you want.
Other points:
- Who put Bengie Molina and Aaron Rowand back-to-back in the lineup? Good gravy. Kudos to Rowand for his sac fly in the eighth, but that’s a bear trap of slump in the bottom of the order there.
- I’ve waited a couple of games so I wouldn’t overreact, but here goes: My word, Freddy Sanchez can play a mean second base.
- If Dave Roberts can pop up at the age of 30 and be a reasonable leadoff option until a mismanaged team wants to throw ill-advised money at him five years later, maybe Andres Torres isn’t just a mirage. His problems with major league breaking balls might just have been a product of sporadic playing time, and maybe now we’re seeing the guy who demolished AAA pitching before the Giants picked him up for free. Maybe. At the very least, it’s fun to watch him play right now.
Laugh it up, fuzzball: this was one of the best games of the season.
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man, that's gorgeous
just awesome.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Just another...
HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
LAUGHER!
Giants Baseball: The Thing Is, It Keeps Happening.
Proud parent of William Nuschler M.F. Clark.
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 29, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I actually can’t stand Krukow’s horse laugh, and I wish he wouldn’t do it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 29, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
no walks!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This was the biggest, most important part of the outing.
Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.
By the way, have I mentioned that I love Matt Cain?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
yes
and groupthink processed
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 28, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
The tall one is a Diamondbacks fan.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that JP with the ballons ?
Adopted Son:Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
Glad to know,
I’m not the only drunk one here.
by Giant_in_la_area on May 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
What an awesome game
truly a dominant performance from Cain. Only two baserunners/
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
So, Matt Cain’s pretty cool.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
3rd starter
at best
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
So I guess Burrell all but confirmed
Pat Burrell could sign minor league deal today
A few boxes need to be checked before Pat Burrell signs a minor league contract with the Giants, although sources said a deal is likely to be finalized today.
Burrell, who grew up in the South Bay and attended Bellarmine College Prep, would be assigned to Triple-A Fresno to be evaluated. His contract will have an out clause if the Giants fail to promote him by a certain date, likely within a month.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I wanted the Giants to get Burrell like four years ago.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
What do you mean by that?
These pretzels are making me thirsty
by NuschlerFace on May 28, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I wanted the Giants to get Burrell like four years ago.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
lol
I thought you were clear
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Care to rephrase that?
These pretzels are making me thirsty
by NuschlerFace on May 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I wanted the Giants to get Burrell like four years ago.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Oh. I see
These pretzels are making me thirsty
by NuschlerFace on May 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you saying that four years ago you wanted the Giants to get Burrell?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
But when?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 29, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions
lee hammer
and jponry say no
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Wanted Giants I Burrell years four get ago the to like
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
From where did the quoted passage originate?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 28, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
So no trading him now that he can win?
by Giant_in_la_area on May 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
his values never higher!
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I also wear my sunglasses at night
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Cain for Pujols
proud father of Ron Wotus...The most interesting man in the world. Ron doesn't always drink, but when he realizes he's stuck on the bench next to Big Head he drinks Dos Equis and he drinks a lot!
Matt Cain would rather kiss a wookie!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
lol Grant is a great drunk.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I remember watching a “Law and Order” episode with a surgeon on trial for operatin’ and sippin’, and the surgeon gave a perfect defense on the stand…except somehow they figured out he was drunk then too. He could function just fine with booze, but he was still drunk, and therefore unsuitable for his job.
I’m like that.
by Grant Brisbee on May 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Lost reference sorta
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 28, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
hahaha
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Are you sure this isn’t a Lost thing
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
envaginated penis
it’s a lost thing
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
damnit!
I misspelled invaginated.
it ruins the comedy!
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
They told him to do the close-eyes-touch-nose thing. He poked himself in the eye and justice was served.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I'm not tryna fuck
But I am pleased the San Francisco Giants were victorious in this game tonight.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
subject line refers to...?
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
and Pablo was all Panda like again.
woo
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
this
of course most of the attention has to go to cain, but it was super refreshing to see Panda put up a good line again.
Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...
by Smoke on the Water on May 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I like this feeling
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
/twss
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 28, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m starting to believe that Torres can be a solid ML starter. Put him in CF, he could even be good.
Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.
he has an interesting story; he’s pretty young, experience and mileage, baseball-wise
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Late bloomer
Like all players in their early 30s!
/Sabe’d
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
he didn’t start playing baseball until he was an adult, I think the story goes. So, he’s like a 22 year-old in a 32 year-old body. So, it could make sense in this case that he should be coming into his game at this point in his career.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 28, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
So Buster went 2-3 with a double and a walk against Will Smith
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
lol
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
gettin jiggy wit it
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Uncle Phil was a dickhead
These pretzels are making me thirsty
by NuschlerFace on May 28, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
That would’ve been awesome if it happened at ’90s Night.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
It's gettin' kinda hot in here
/acting
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on May 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
wow the giants had 6 walks today
impossible
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
This never would have happened without Bengie's excellent game calling
/BORK
/Bengie bats clean-up tomorrow
/sanchez pitches CG shutout, molina recieves 2 year 15 million dollar extension
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
molina recieves 2 6 year 15 90 million dollar extension
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Sabean: “We feel we need his veteran game calling presence for years to come, no one calls games as good as he does and he’s really good at getting strikeouts”.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
heh
that’s like my wife when they have a conference on the mound:
“Okay, now here’s the thing. Try to throw it so that they don’t hit it or so they hit it at somebody. Try to do a good job”
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
LOL Magnum P.I.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
For Grant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDhntEvBD3M
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
that kid is fucking awesome
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
i don't know
I have been aware of it for at least three years. You mustn’t be nerdy enough. For shame!
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Kid in read makes it amazing.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 28, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I am proud to relate that another Curly W is in the books.
You have gained one game in the standing in part due to the valiant efforts of the Washington Nationals. Well done, Gigantes.
Ian Desmond...because the future starts now for the Washington Nationals.
We thank you and your Nats very much.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Willingham is smoking hot.
He is Lord of the Silver Elvis.
3 run bomb over the fences of mighty Pepco.
Ian Desmond...because the future starts now for the Washington Nationals.
by souldrummer on May 28, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
What’s up with this? Do they do this for all post game interviews?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
The player of the game for the Nats gets to wear the Silver Elvis for post game interviews.
Drew Storen got to wear it after his first home game at Nats Park where he won a decision.
Ian Desmond...because the future starts now for the Washington Nationals.
by souldrummer on May 28, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw Olsen wearing it one night, too.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
That is awesome
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
And Here's Stanford's finest!
Ian Desmond...because the future starts now for the Washington Nationals.
by souldrummer on May 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
:D
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Slaughterama?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 28, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
True fact
Josh Willingham and Mark DeRosa are members of the same college fraternity. Of which I am also a member.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Lamda Lamda Lamda?
These pretzels are making me thirsty
by NuschlerFace on May 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
z

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Nats doing what the Giants can't do
Beating those Pads in 9 innings.
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 28, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
how the padres didn’t win that game is LOL, they had the bases loaded with no outs and a 2 run game.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Capps was actually awesome in the 9th inning.
Gave up a leadoff hit. Desmond tried to make a web gem play with a 5-2 lead that resulted in an infield hit. He had an easy play at first if he hadn’t gone to first. There was also a swinging bunt. Hit to get in a run and then the bases loaded with the tying run on 2nd.
Capps then shows the kind of stones that the Nats haven’t had since Cordero was closing in 2005. Gets Stairs staring on a 3-2 slider. Gets Will Venable swinging. Gets Eckstein on a groundout to the Designated Defender, Mr. Ryan Zimmerman.
It was an adventure but most of that was not of his own making.
Tyler “Peaches” Clippard was lights out in the 8th as well.
And by the way, the Nationals are at least two years away from getting an outing like Matt Cain had tonight. Only kind of guy we’ve got with that talent is Strasburg without an innings cap.
Ian Desmond...because the future starts now for the Washington Nationals.
by souldrummer on May 28, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
suck it, eckstein
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Naw, man.
It comes from his warmup music, “Peaches”, by the Presidents of the United States of America.
“going to the country, gonna get myself some peaches. Get myself some peaches. Peaches for me”
and
“millions of peaches, peaches for me.
millions of peaches, peaches for free”
Ian Desmond...because the future starts now for the Washington Nationals.
by souldrummer on May 29, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Nature's candy in my hand or can or pie.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 29, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Peach cobbler is the bomb.
Official dessert of soul food restaurants everywhere.
Ian Desmond...because the future starts now for the Washington Nationals.
by souldrummer on May 29, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
ah
I was thinking maybe “Operate” was his walk-up music.
Actually, that would work better for Mark DeRosa.
HE’S NOT DEAD HE’S GONNA LIVE
Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.
Poor Giants.
Last year everyone was talking about what a smart acquisition he was and how the Cubs couldn’t afford to lose him.
This year he’s turned into the Suck. Sad, sad, sad.
Hope Posey does well for you. Be nice to have some rookie push Ike Davis and Jason Heyward out of the offensive front pages.
I am scared to death of what happens when the Fish call up Mike Stanton.
Ian Desmond...because the future starts now for the Washington Nationals.
by souldrummer on May 29, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Thank you for being classy
Seriously, adopt the Giants as your number 2 team.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
I appreciate your presence on the board
It’d be nice to see you round these parts more frequently
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
/whisper
Wrong soul guy.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
But can I have some of your whiskey?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
It's all already in my tummy
Stupid handles.
I like all soul equally.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Thank y'all for being the welcoming kind.
Ian Desmond...because the future starts now for the Washington Nationals.
by souldrummer on May 28, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
GTFO HATER
Hey guys, I just got here.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Did the hey gays die already?
/aware that this will be taken out of context as E6D wanting gays to die already
by Every6thDay on May 28, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
that looks like the Walgreens symbol
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I think the story was that Walgreens ripped off the Washington Senators’ logo.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Senators have a straight W, I believe.
Walgreens W is slightly different. But yes, it is a bit closer than I would like.
Ian Desmond...because the future starts now for the Washington Nationals.
by souldrummer on May 28, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
You should tell him to keep his pants on
proud father of Ron Wotus...The most interesting man in the world. Ron doesn't always drink, but when he realizes he's stuck on the bench next to Big Head he drinks Dos Equis and he drinks a lot!
I work for Rite Aid. We don’t have too many Walgreens in New York, but they just brought Duane Reade, so I guess they’ll be taking over.
Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM
Leonard Green Investments owns Rite Aid, which also owns the company ( Motorcycle Aftermarket Group) that owns my company. So, we’re almost like brothers!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 29, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate the Celtics,
but I quite like Doc Rivers.
"I feel ten feet tall right now...and strong as an ox!"
I will root for anyone who can beat LA in the finals.
And shut up their bogus fairweather glitterati fans.
I am a fan of Clippers East aka the Washington Wizards. While we’re waiting for them to come out of hibernation, HOYA SAXA!!!
Ian Desmond...because the future starts now for the Washington Nationals.
by souldrummer on May 28, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Ron artest will stab you in the neck if he reads this
proud father of Ron Wotus...The most interesting man in the world. Ron doesn't always drink, but when he realizes he's stuck on the bench next to Big Head he drinks Dos Equis and he drinks a lot!
Awesome
So glad I was able to shrug off my hangover to make it to the game tonight. Matt Cain is amazing.
by Calum on May 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
lol
still hungover at 7 PM on a work day?
You in college?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
He’s a doctor.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 28, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I am a doctor
And I’m on holiday so I can be hungover whenever I like…
by Calum on May 29, 2010 11:22 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
How many one-hitters has Cain thrown, now? It seems like a lot
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
I feel like I read somewhere that it was 10.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 28, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah nevermind. Were all drunk
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on May 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Several hundred.
11
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
…
Did you read Grants post?
Seriously can’t tell if your comment was deliberately obtuse or not.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 28, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
A month in solitary for you
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on May 28, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
ONE HUNDRED NINE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 28, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn’t you mean “abstruse?”
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
Sounds delicious.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
this line up is working
both slumping molina and rowand need to bat last and not mixed in with the consistent hitters. I think its Posey time!!! just to scare molina so he can get out of his funk, sign pat burrell and sit rowand for a while till he gets out of his funk
DUBfan4life!!!!
Scare Molina into retiring
that’ll show him!
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
LIGHT A FIRE
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bengie looks fatter everytime he does not pick up an rbi or a hit
DUBfan4life!!!!
by BayAreaKidd650 on May 28, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
you can tell it is weighing on him
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
tell him he has to run a mile in under 20 minutes or he can’t start until he is able to, that’ll cause retirement instantly.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 28, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
he is so fat its ridiculous
DUBfan4life!!!!
by BayAreaKidd650 on May 28, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Burrell in CF!!!
proud father of Ron Wotus...The most interesting man in the world. Ron doesn't always drink, but when he realizes he's stuck on the bench next to Big Head he drinks Dos Equis and he drinks a lot!
it he puts up enough offense to cancel out how bad his defense is. rowand is a gold glove in CF
DUBfan4life!!!!
by BayAreaKidd650 on May 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
3 organizational shutouts today
SF, Fresno, Augusta
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 28, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
Better than Braden’s perfect game
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
+209
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
~1.2 FIP
And 9 grounders!
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Going out for a pie run
What should I get?
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apples with out the pie
DUBfan4life!!!!
by BayAreaKidd650 on May 28, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Us patriots only buy apple.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 28, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
steak and kidney
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on May 28, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Leaning towards french silk
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that's pudding and crust
not real pie
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
ALL PIE IS PUDDING AND CRUST
I just blew your MIND!
by Grant Brisbee on May 28, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
LIES
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
liar
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on May 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
then you aren't drunk enough
at least open it on your boss’s computer
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I’ll just guess that it’s my boss’s site.
by Grant Brisbee on May 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
You created this site, didn’t you?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on May 28, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
amazingly
not the first thing that comes up when you search for llama pie on google
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
pecan
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Man speaks the truth
Can I get a recc for a good pecan pie in the City?
I dig Chow’s but always looking for contenders…
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
I just know how to roll my own
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
God damn it
I can’t make a pie for the life of me
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
is it the crust making?
cause, that takes practice.
the ready made crusts aren’t terrible, though. Especially the ones you roll out, usually found near the butter section in your local megamart.
I make a chocolate bourbon pecan around the holidays.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Huckleberry
These pretzels are making me thirsty
by NuschlerFace on May 28, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Coconut or banana cream. All others are imposters.
by Grant Brisbee on May 28, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Once you get to my age, son, you’ll be please with that banana cream.
by Grant Brisbee on May 28, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
banana = banana the fruit right??
DUBfan4life!!!!
by BayAreaKidd650 on May 28, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
wife is a fan of banana cream but daughter demands some version of chocolate.
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chocolate pecan
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Hershey’s bar. Microwave. Separate but equal.
by Grant Brisbee on May 28, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Inherently unequal
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Lemon
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Felix
Biggest Pie ever
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 28, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Oreo
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
ok heading out will check rest of the suggestions on iphone once i get there, but leaning towards either banana cream or some kind of chocolate. If it was up to me it would be Lemon Meringue but wife HATES it lol
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Chocolate Cream
they were out of banana cream =/
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All this talk of pies is making Bengie hungry.
by HoosierGiant on May 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Steak and Guinness
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
LOL MLB.COM LOL ESPN
No mention of matt cain anywhere, but they already have CC sabathia on the front page trying to “rebound against the indians” (LOL 4.19 ERA) LOL NATIONAL MEDIA.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
ESPN isn’t national. East Coast only.
by Into the Void on May 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
the sabathia front page “looking to rebound vs the indians” article is on mlb.com, but regardless it’s all the same LOL EAST COAST LOLOLOLOL.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 28, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Best. Cain. Ever.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 28, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
"Lost"’s
Is this proper punctuation?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on May 28, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
And what in the toadfuckery are you doing? We have to get to the Devron system!
by Grant Brisbee on May 28, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Anti-time? What in the absolute fuck?
by Grant Brisbee on May 28, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s a paradox! They created the very disruption they had been looking for!
by Every6thDay on May 28, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
i believe its "Lost's"
DUBfan4life!!!!
by BayAreaKidd650 on May 28, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
DO NOT QUESTION THE OVERLORD
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on May 28, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Best thing: doesn’t deign to capitalize the correction
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 28, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe "its" "it's"
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I believe

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JCB ANGRY!!!!
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I knew this one was coming even before I posted it. Thank you.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL JCB9
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Some member here should post a picture of them eating one.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I say Howie should.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I only have the one of me eating a Choco Taco.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 28, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
What channel?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Bah.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
jcb . . .
. . . is off having a quiet moment with his misguided opinions. Let him be.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
by baby tuckoo on May 28, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
All good things......
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lol
/joke about rappers not understanding hubris
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
LOL U R 12
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on May 28, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
NO
U R 5
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
U
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You’re new around here, aren’t you?
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
R U jealous of young ppl?
DUBfan4life!!!!
by BayAreaKidd650 on May 28, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
NO U
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
EXACTLY
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on May 28, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s a German submarine.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 28, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
NO
These kids are 5.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uovMpapeCJQ
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 28, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL POPCORN
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I KNOW RIGHT!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 28, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, I like the tiger.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
You son of a B!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 28, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I enjoyed this whole subthread.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Google’s new layout sucks. How do you get to images?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
oh i ran into the same problem
DUBfan4life!!!!
by BayAreaKidd650 on May 28, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
enter the topic
then hit the “Images” at the top left o the page
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
You G.com snobs are just insufferable.
by Grant Brisbee on May 28, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
what is this beta treachery?

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on May 28, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I see “Images” under “Everything” on my sidebar. Also I set up a custom search for Opera so I can search for images in my address bar. \o/
I give up

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on May 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently not everything.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 28, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Google Home and Google Shortcuts ftw
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I was at the game
great game tonight if only Schierholtz couldve caught that ball we would have had history made
Giants 2-0 so far in games I’ve attended this year =)
by 49erEmpire on May 28, 2010 10:13 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
schierholtz misjudges another pop up he is on the pine
DUBfan4life!!!!
by BayAreaKidd650 on May 28, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU TELL 'EM COACH
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on May 28, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
another spoiled perfect game
DUBfan4life!!!!
by BayAreaKidd650 on May 28, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
How . . .
. . . is “Black Entertainment” different from, like, regular entertainment? I don’t even know how to ask this question in a reasonable way.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
the just play "Heathers" on a loop
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
there is only one reasonable answer
Tyler Perry.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
his shows on TBS are not funny
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on May 28, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
his movies are terrible too
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
yeah
About how the Los Angeles Raiders GANGSTA RAP GANGS DRUG USE VIOLENCE I AM FAMOUS
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
don't get me wrong
I love Ice Cube. NWA is the greatest rap group of all time. I just don’t think he’s funny, and the man who sang “straight Outta Compton” and “Natural Born Killaz” should be making family programming. It’s like if Snoop Dogg made a Truth- the Anti-Drug commercial.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
my antidrug is heroin
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I don’t do drugs, just weed.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 28, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha…taco bell
advertising that the new drink has a real lime wedge.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I found that odd too.
I'll punch Greg Evigan in the beard if I ever see him!
by NuschlerFace on May 28, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Do they squirt it in the cup with a caulking gun?
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Caulk.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 28, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain (2 syllables) is way way cooler than Tyler Perry (4 syllables.)
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
its actually 3 syllables Matthew Cain
DUBfan4life!!!!
by BayAreaKidd650 on May 28, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
6
matthew motherfucking cain
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
its actually 12
mathew motherfucking cant cant get run support cain
DUBfan4life!!!!
by BayAreaKidd650 on May 28, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAH MADBUM
Fresno southpaw Madison Bumgarner pitched a season-high 7.2 innings as he helped lead the Grizzlies to an 8-0 shutout of the Salt Lake Bees on Friday night at Spring Mobile Ballpark. Bumgarner is now 4-1 and over his last four starts, and has allowed just one earned run in his last 27.1 innings (0.33 ERA). He gave up four hits, walked three, and struck out four. It was the Fresno pitching staff’s fifth shutout this year.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions
that’s plague
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on May 28, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
BEADS?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 28, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
BEES
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
What about macaroni, let me finish, salad?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 28, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe it was George Michael, the singer-songwriter.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re crooked!
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on May 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
THEY’LL HOLD A TRIAL AND YOU’LL ALL BE GUILTY!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 28, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
more fashion forward people had shallots
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
GET OFF MY LAWN YOU SHALLOT WEARING HOOLIGANS!!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 28, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
whoa
a mobile ballpark? Different city every night?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Would be better suited in the south.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 28, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
This might be the time to introduce the Mel Ott meme.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
Wait. What.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
/confused
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on May 28, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuckin' do it then!
I'll punch Greg Evigan in the beard if I ever see him!
by NuschlerFace on May 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I figured out my google image quandary just in time to find that a GIS of “Mel Ott” produces a fine picture of Hayden Panatierre
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on May 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
heh
so it does. #4.
Weird
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Freddy Sanchez = David Eckstien.... a pest if he isnt on your team
DUBfan4life!!!!
by BayAreaKidd650 on May 28, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions
That's a terrible insult to Freddy
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on May 28, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
this
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
have you seen Eckstein's batting stance?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
yeh its really irritating and jerky, but both have great defense and both clutch
DUBfan4life!!!!
by BayAreaKidd650 on May 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
One has a batting title
The other is a spawn from hades
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on May 28, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
If anybody gets the urge to ever watch the Real Housewives of New Jersey, don’t. That goes for the other three Real Housewives, but especially New Jersey.
I’m going to scratch my eyes out, I swear.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
How those shows got on air, I’ll never know.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
People like gary radnich watch them instead of sports.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 28, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
The OC one is really disgusting because I saw those women everywhere.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t mean the ones on the show, just the stereotype.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 28, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
do the "Real Housewives" act like Snooki?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
I’ve never actually seen Jersey Shore, but I’d assume so. My mom (the avid watcher) swears that one of them has Mafia connections.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
that's racist
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
If you’ve seen it, you’d probably agree. She and her husband really look like they would be. The rest of them are just complete bitchy ditzes. Oh, and one was a stripper.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
The RiverCats stink
Perhaps because they’ve been swimming in the Sacramento River downstream from the herd, but more likely because they are stocked by the increasingly distracted Billy Beane.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
And I must say in return that you, too, are wierd.
Must we meet on the field of honor?
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
by baby tuckoo on May 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Proof?
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on May 28, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I was just thinking the same thing
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on May 28, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Downstream from the herd? Are you implying the Rivercats consume the sewage of other baseball teams?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
I was simply saying
that the “stink” of the RiverCats, our underperforming local AAA team, might be figuratively caused by an occasional dip in a tributary from the north. But teams “stink” only in slang; they literally don’t play well. Foul waters needn’t be the cause. Players poorly chosen is the problem. Yet, the baby is happy to have the Cats in the house. A day at Raley Field nearly equals a day at the Cove. Both are fields of honor.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
by baby tuckoo on May 28, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
are you drunk?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
drinking
his Anti-Drug
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Have fun with it, Baby.
They only deride the ones they really love.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions
They’re usually good. The pitching staff is a bit thin this year because the A’s have been promoting so quickly.
Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.
I just got back from the Fresno/Salt Lake game
Bumgarner was UNREAL…. He is ready!
by OTTOMATIC on May 28, 2010 10:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Well, let’s give the guy a challenge and promote him to AA before we make any final judgments.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
He walked 2 hitters back-to-back to start the 2nd but other than that was in complete controll. The Bees hitters just looked real uncomfortable at the plate and there was maybe 2-3 hard hit balls all night. Screw his velocity… He just knows how to pitch – his fastball goes from 88-92 and he has great command of the plate. He touched 94 once in the second when he was in trouble…. Just really kept salt lakes lineup off balance the whole game. I was very impressed – IMO he would be the best 5th starter in baseball right now
by OTTOMATIC on May 28, 2010 10:35 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
secondary pitches?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
He mixed some in hear and there to keep SL hitters honest but he just gives you so many different looks with his fastball. A lot of broken bats, pop ups, and double play balls… His cutter is becoming a real weapon against right handed batters. I sat right behind home plate and he really has a deceptive delivery too.
by OTTOMATIC on May 28, 2010 10:41 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
BUT WHAT WAS HIS VELOCITY
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Who?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 28, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
lets do a 6 man rotation!!!
DUBfan4life!!!!
by BayAreaKidd650 on May 28, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
GRANT'S SCOOPIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 28, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
YOUTWITFACE
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember pondering early last season whether the Giants could acquire Phil Hughes on the cheap. That would’ve been nice
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
wasn’t he one of their top prospects last season?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 28, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember pondering if the Giants could acquire Chase Utley on the cheap
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Maybe it was two seasons ago when he and Ian Kennedy pitched pretty badly
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on May 29, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Cain Did Not Intentionally Throw Stuff Down the Middle This Game, Nor Did He Buckle Under the Pressure And Make Mistakes
/grm’d
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
didnt get to watch the game tonight. i was at the beach with my lady and my 6 month old puppy. he swallowed a fish hook and now is at the vet getting his stomach cut open. too bad my lady isnt a veterinarian, cuz this shit is going to be expensive…
by projectmayhem713 on May 28, 2010 10:48 PM PDT reply actions
hmmm
first time in a while i regret NOT watching a game… on so many levels
by projectmayhem713 on May 28, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
:(
I hope your puppy is ok.
We had a dog that had to have surgery for eating foreign objects twice, specifically rocks.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
:(
I hope your puppy’s okay.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m here to officially take back all those worried things I said about Sandoval before the game. What’s there to worry about? Dude can rake.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Do you take back the whole “Trade Sandoval for Jayson Werth!” thing?
by Into the Void on May 28, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
we should just sign him in the off season imo
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 28, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd give him Rowand money
Just not the years.
/wishes Sabean could dump Rowand
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
I had a dream the other night the giants traded rowand and a few prospects for michael bourn and agreed to pay all of rowands remaining salary. I then realized that won’t happen because this orginization is cheap and thinks rowand is a good hitter. There’s also a good chance the astros fron office isn’t completely insane.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 28, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAAAA?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 28, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: I was totally amazed and bowled over by this... this... cartoon! But it's so much more!
Astronaut risks life and limb to bring two moon pimples together for love.
Did anyone hear about randy wells incredible outing today?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
That son of a B?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 28, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
IT was something even wellemeyer was impressed by. 0 ip, 6 hits, 5 er
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 28, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s a no good B
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 28, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
The three best games I have ever attended
In no particular order:
The Giants clinching the division pennant in 1997.
Renteria’s grand slam against the Rockies.
And this game.
Before the final pitch:

A little defense. A little baserunning. A Panda dinger. And Matt Cain owning every fucking inch of that ballpark. Fantastic.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
by Solidarity on May 28, 2010 11:30 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I was at the Grand Slam game too
That was so amazing – I was only 8 when they won the pennant and thus could not afford the tix. But if I could i woulda gone
I was 10. I remember in the car on the way to the game, my dad had to explain to me what a magic number was.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL MAGIC

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 28, 2010 11:33 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL MATT BARNES LOL VINCE CARTER LOL RASHARD LEWIS
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 28, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
About time someone did it.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 28, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT
Unconfirmed, but source says Buster Posey is on his way to San Francisco
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 11:47 PM PDT reply actions
I’m not sure if I should be pleased or worried, pls no retardation of posey B&S.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 28, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Also in the article
I think Posey will get most of his starts at first base, with Aubrey Huff moving to left field. But Bengie Molina was hitless again Friday night and extended his streak to 19 games without an RBI. He’s hitting just .203 in May.
So Posey might steal a few starts behind the plate, too. But probably not when Jonathan Sanchez or Tim Lincecum is pitching.
Basically, he’s fucked.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Posey will get most of his starts at first base, with Aubrey Huff moving to left field.
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
FREE BUSTER POSEY
I want to know what kind of toad fuckery Sabes is on.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
this
seriously, I can only imagine what king smug is planning.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 28, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t necessarily mind Posey playing some first base. But to only have him “steal a few starts behind the plate” would be really dumb.
That said, if Molina continues to be awful and if Posey hits well while playing first, “stealing a few starts behind the plate” just might turn into “Buster Posey, starting catcher” pretty quickly.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That’s what I’m hoping for. But if, for some reason whatsoever, Molina starts hitting well again (lol), then I might go apeshit.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
We can only hope
But as long as Bruce Bochy is the manager, I’m not holding my breath.
FREE BUSTER POSEY
Ah, but...
Bengie has always hit sort of poorly, not great for a catcher as a Giant. But in the past, he was able to time his hits so that he drove in lots of runs and made the Giants think he was clutch, etc.
This year, however, he’s not doing that. And even though he’s not hitting any worse than he did last year when he was a team “MVP”, this year, he’s on pace to drive in only 39 runs. Believe me, the Giants notice that. They noticed his AB with the runner on third and the infield in tonight where he couldn’t get the run home.
If Bengie is hitting something like .300/.410 and driving in runs, they’d never bench him. But hitting like he is now AND not putting up the 20 HR/80 RBI numbers that the team thinks are so great? I don’t know if they’ll necessarily continue to put up with that.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
And he made an error tonight. Whee!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
/Kruk froths at the mouth
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Weird to see that his OPS is the worst it’s been since 2002. Not that OPS is a great measure, but I’m just eyeballing his statz here.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 29, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
his OBP is his best p much ever still (though it’s steadily dropping), but he’s not hitting for any power whatsoever this year. SLG all the way down at like .360 at this point.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He no longer has the power to hit home runs, and he’s so slow that he can rarely leg out XBH. He’s become a low-average singles hitter who clogs the basepaths usually won’t give you a good at-bat.
Upside?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
MVP!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He wasn’t quite this slow last year, right? I remember him being able to make it to second a lot more than he has this year. It seems like absolutely everything this season is an automatic single from him, no matter how far he hits it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
To my eyes, it looks like all the stuff that he was doing at the end of last year because he was tired – things like running slower, giving up passed balls, blocking poorly – are cropping up at the beginning of this year. I’m pretty sure his body isn’t tired the way I assume it was at the end of last year. But maybe he’s just finally too old for this shit.
Or maybe I’m just teh eyeball bias.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 29, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
No, I wouldn’t be surprised if you’re right. He does look like tired August Bengie at the moment.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It really, really does look that way to me. I’m just trying really hard not to fall prey to my eyeball bias. After being all LOLFAT at Pablo before today’s game, I feel a little guilty.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 29, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
I really think his body is just breaking down at this point. At his age and weight, it only makes sense. And he wonders why nobody wanted to give him a two year contract. (The answer is because Steve Phillips isn’t managing anymore.)
Also, hahahahaha. The girl in the row in front of me was a huge fan of Bengie, and me and the guy next to her kept ragging on him and pointing out how his batting average is in total free fall at this point. I didn’t think it was possible to give someone the stink eye out of the back of your head, but apparently it can be done.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I’m actually still a big fan of Bengie. I think he’s been a very good Giant these last few years. I’m just not really a big fan of the fact that he’s still on the team.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 29, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I was at the last home game last season, and I gave huge fucking standing ovations for Bengie, Richie, and Randy. They’ve all been great Giants. But their time was over after 2009, and everybody else in the ballpark knew it.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Yeah, his whole line is funky in a lot of ways this year.
I was amused to see that I can manipulate things in BBR in such a way that over certain periods of time, Bengie’s 162 game average has him playing 163 games. Check out 2003 through 2010. Lulz.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 29, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Haha, wtf.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
And
if they’re going to sit Schierholtz, I suppose I am glad it’ll be for Posey and not so they can get Renteria, Sanchez and Uribe into the lineup at the same time.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Torres RF, Sanchez 2B, Sandoval 3B, Huff LF, Uribe SS, Posey 1B, Rowand CF, Burrell C
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 29, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Rowand deserves no playing time, at this point he is seriously hurting the team even in the 8th spot.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Sadly Nate will lose the playing time.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 29, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions
fuck that, not only is he one of the easiest outs in the league but he’s a huge defensive liability. Did I mention he takes about 10 pitches a game combined in his 4 PA’s?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm with you I wish it was Scott getting benched
But, because of the money they pay him it’ll take more for them to do it.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 29, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions
He’s a gamer, he makes routine fly balls look like plays he shouldn’t make and has an outfield assist less often than giants pitchers homer.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
They could just option someone down since Buster’s on the 40-man.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Or delay it by retroactively moving Affeldt to the 15-day.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
That’s another possibility. I mean, DFA’ing Ishi is the most logical move to make, but the Giants might do something else.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Now that I look at the Baggs article, he says that Affeldt could be good for tomorrow, in which case they may well send Joaquin back so they can have a 12-man staff again. Ishi probably gets the DFA if/when Burrell comes up.
I know there’s no space for him on the team, but I will miss him.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Ah, yeah, I didn’t read the rest of the article because I kinda flipped out at the idea of Buster being called up.
Whenever Affeldt is ready to pitch, the Giants will send out another reliever and add a position player.
So I guess that does hint at Joaquin going back to Fresno and Buster being called up.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow
I didn’t even realize Joaquin was with the Giants again!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Apparently, he hasn’t pitched in a game since he rejoined the team.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
He was swapped for Downs because Affeldt was hurt and our bullpen was a bit taxed. I think he would have had Medders’ role had the need arisen.
Also, I totally forgot that Medders was on the DL until I glanced at the 40-man during the game tonight! Someone was wearing 99, and I was trying to figure out who it was, and if they were a Fresno call-up that they didn’t have time to make an orange jersey for.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Also, you have to wonder how long Eli sticks around if Buster looks good behind the plate.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Damn, all my irrational favorites are being kicked to the curb.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
I mean, he’s still hitting close to .300, and he’s Sanchez’s personal catcher and all, but this team doesn’t need three catchers, unless you really want to spin Eli as a right-handed bat off the bench. If you’re getting Buster 5 starts a week, Eli runs out of PT pretty fast, even if he’s our best “defensive” catcher.
Obviously, I’d prefer if we kept Eli and got some value out of Bengie by trading him to the Rangers, since they probably trip on three right-handed bats between the dugout and the clubhouse, but that’s just wishful thinking.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Yeah, what I had been hoping for in the offseason was that Buster was the starting catcher and Eli was the backup. But, of course, Bengie was re-signed.
I never thought of the Rangers as a destination for Bengie, but now you’ve brought it up, man, I hope they do work out some sort of trade.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Hooray!!! Someone used re-signed correctly!!!
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I know I wanted Bengie to resign.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
But he wouldn’t have been resigning. He didn’t have a job to resign from at that point. He’d just be retiring.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 29, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
“You can’t fire me! I quit!”
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
“You can’t quit! I already fired you!”
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know what Saltalamacchia’s status is, but I’ve heard Texas being in need of catching depth. And if there’s one organization that produces hitters, it’s the fucking Rangers.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
They actually play in Texas.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 29, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Right. Need of catching depth, Texas. Arlington is just the nickname.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
No, it was just a poorly conceived joke about the Fucking Rangers.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 29, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
…Located in scenic Fucking County? Need of Catching Depth is the county seat?
…Yeah, I can’t salvage this one.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Don’t forget to visit the Fucking District.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 29, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
The Fuckshit Counselor is always fucking with my shit.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
“I did my job.”
-Fuckshit Counselor
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Brewfest AND Posey? Sounds like a kickass day to me.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on May 28, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Oy.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 28, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
IM GOING TO THE GAME TOMORW PLZ LET HIM PLAY
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 29, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
At least I will get to see him!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 29, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
/foul ball hit at bullpen.
/bullpen protector dude watches ball as it goes straight at Posey.
/Posey turns around and catches that shit.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 29, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
/bullpen protector dude pulls off his skin to reveal he’s actually Bengie.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 29, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Actually, that really happened last year. Buster was out warming up a reliever and a foul ball came sizzling down the line. The guy who was supposed to be on foul-ball watch in order to protect Buster out there didn’t even move to play the ball. Luckily Buster was on top of it and made the play himself.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 29, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
NOT READY
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Guy is apparently spiderman
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 29, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions
my brain stopped working momentarily as all of the blood in my body flowed towards my penis
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 29, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions
If the giants actually do bring up posey, rowand should be benched and just move torres into center. I’m sure a lot of you would HATE to see rowand go, but regardless of money he needs some PINE.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Yeah
I’d like to see (assuming Molina has no chance of being benched)
C: Molina
1B: Posey
2B: Sanchez
SS: Uribe
3B: Sandoval
LF: Huff
CF: Torres
RF: Schierholtz
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Not to mention the defensive upgrade of having torres in center, the amount of ground he covers compared to rowand is ridiculous.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
LOLineup
At first I thought you wanted Molina as the leadoff hitter.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
I did as well, then I realized not even sabean is dumb enough to do that and dismissed the thought.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
I’d be okay with that. Rowand off the bench actually seems like an asset.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 29, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
torres, sanchez, sandoval, huff, uribe, posey, molina, schierholtz. I hate to have back to back catchers legs, but at least while posey is on base he can watch molina and educate himself on how not to hit.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
As far as I know, though, Posey isn’t “catcher slow”. He’s a fit, athletic dude.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 29, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Posey’s got decent speed, IIRC.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
/bork puts molina 5th and uribe 6th and schierholtz 7th
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Him playing the outfield is not an option apparently, so he can’t be that fast if they’ll play Huff there and not Posey.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I think that has more to do with the fact that he’s only played C and 1B since we drafted him than it has to do with his speed.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 29, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
If I had to make an eyeball estimate, I’m guessing he’s somewhere between Bowker and Schierholtz in terms of speed. Certainly not slow enough to be a problem anywhere in the field, but not exactly a “base-stealing threat.”
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
He had a triple the other night didn’t he? So he’s definitely got to be half fast.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 29, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that was last night. Memphis’ centerfielder had misplayed the ball, though.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Ah
They left that out of minor lines!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 29, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Hah, I’m not sure if that kind of stuff is mentioned in minor lines.
But, from what I remember, he hit the ball dead center. The center fielder was expecting to play the ball off the wall, but it had landed just a few feet shy of the warning track. By that point, Buster was rounding second.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions
By that point, Buster was rounding second.
Vroom!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 29, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I don’t mean to compare them, but Bengie had a triple once. Multiple triples (e.g. Andres Torres) is a better indicator of speed than an isolated triple, though I’m sure you already knew that.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
More joking than anything
However he looks like a young stud that could at least have average speed.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 29, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Like I said, he’s not catcher slow. He’s probably as fast as anyone in our infield, and maybe even faster that Aaron. I just think he’s only fast relative to his position, not to the league. He’s probably league average.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I don’t think that Posey is classically catcher slow.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I can dig that.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
OT
Someone here complained about the MLB Network’s Thursday Night baseball coverage. You get a break next Thursday: Rangers at White Sox.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
At least they’re still showing games from the good league!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
when they see their ratings down 80% they’ll shit themselves and never make that mistake again. ESPN is already in tears that they have to show rangers angels on sunday night, poor them.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I napped.
Overslept the game.
Woke up, checked the MLB scores, saw the shutout.
I’m in my kitchen, assembling a monster mozzarella an’ ham sandwich, humming “Halleluia”. I’m going to watch the game a la Midnight Replay , only this time there’s video.
I bag the sandwich and a tumbler of Sangria ( “Light ’em up, boys!” ) and sit back down to the PC.
And THEN I see the AZ hits total.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 12:30 AM PDT reply actions
Tumbler of Sangria?
Yuck.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Not only that, it's been sitting with a loosened cap on top of the refrigerator for a week.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Welcome to the weekend!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Just saw THE HIT.
Wow, Schierholtz afraid to make eye contact walking back.
Hey, it happens. Given the bad read he still made it close.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions
eh shit happens, nate plays that right field better than anyone in the league. He got a bad read and that and the ball really carried a long way, it sounded soft off the bat.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I had a great view of the ball from my seat (you can see it above), and it was slicing hard. If you watch the video you can see that he breaks towards center at first… He never really had a good angle on the ball.
If he sees the spin off the bat he probably makes that catch, but I think it would have been a “beyond the call of duty” sort of play for him to get there. Sadly, it also looks like he re-injured his shoulder going into the fence.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
The wind was dead, no? The ball seemed to really be carrying more than usual to right center.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 29, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Here’s something else for you guys to chew on, courtesy of ESPN’s stats department:
Most shutouts allowing 1 or fewer hits since 2005:
Matt Cain – 2
Mark Buehrle – 2
Chris Carpenter – 2
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Not corrected, adjusted. My stat was shutouts, your stat is 8+, but they’re both still awesome stats. ;)
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Well that was fun… nice little 4 alarm fire a block up the street hot embers and ash falling everywhere.
must be the fiends
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 29, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Not much info yet but it was in an apartment / condo complex that never got finished before the housing market tanked. So AFAIC it’s a wee bit suspicious in nature. http://www.news10.net/news/story.aspx?storyid=82461&catid=2
I wonder how long until rowand finally gets benched. He’ hitting an impressive .231, I figure he’ll have to sink below the derosa line before bork finally gets it. Unfortunately that probably won’t be until after the all star break and by then rowand will be in the low 100’s.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
yeah I saw that but I was just speaking about rowand in general. We could actually have a somewhat legit line up with rowand out of it. Unfortunately bork will swear by rowand until rowand comes to bork himself and says “I suck, please bench me”.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
You see the first comment on Baggs’ blog?? He/she said “Anybody would be an upgrade over Molina no doubt. But it’s unlikely Gerald will make this team playoff worthy. I suspect Gerald Posey’s future will follow the path of the past great can’t misses – Lance Niekro, Damon Minor, Tony Torcato, and all the other terrific Sabean position player signings. Best case scenario, Gerald Posey would be a better hitting Kurt Manwaring minus Manwaring’s gold glove prowess. Chris Carter and Michael Taylor are much better prospects in my humble opinion. I trust Billy Beane WAY more than Sabean don’t you??? Sabean also has a nasty temper just listen to that hilarious interview with the Razor.”
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
“Buster Posey is like player x but with better offense and not as good defense.”
That really doesn’t make for a very good comp.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Buster Posey is like [this dude], only different
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Silly me, I was thinking if they really ARE going to put Posey at first and Huff in left… you don’t take Torres out of the lineup right? So he goes to center and Rowand sits for a day or two
Given that Bengie and Rowand are at the bottom of the order now, it’s obvious that Bochy wants them to be good, but they’re not performing. I’m guessing he won’t pull both of them in the same day, but I could definitely see him benching them on consecutive days. Rowand will start tomorrow (with Sanchez pitching, Eli will be batting in Bengie’s place), and Rowand will probably rest on Sunday to get him rested up for the series with the Rockies.
If I’m right and Schierholtz aggravated his shoulder today, they’ll move Torres to RF for tomorrow… If Posey is actually with the team AND gets a start.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
you mean, rowand sits except for mail it in days.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
You’d think that, but I fear Torres or Nate will be the ones losing playing time…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 29, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Having just witnessed the top of the seventh I am moved to post thusly:

cc: Az Snakepit
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 2:10 AM PDT reply actions
Having seen Qualls' first delivery redirected I am moved to thusly post:
Welcome back, Panda.



"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2010 4:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Buster_ESPN
It’s confirmed: Buster Posey has been called up by the Giants.
They could be Giants...but not really.
by esseffgeez on May 29, 2010 6:06 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Aiiiiiiie!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I’m both excited and not excited about this!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Me too!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 29, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Me 3
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 29, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL BUSTER
Dude is going to get all kinds of crap for not running dingerz.exe. I already feel sorry for him.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 29, 2010 7:13 AM PDT reply actions
I know we’ll enjoy obp.exe and his baserunner-kill apps ( assuming he gets some games at catcher).
Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.
He could outhit Bengie and I bet he’d get crap from the SFGate and KNBR crowd for not hitting for enough power.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
dudez, can we just run the apps and keep him in Fresno? that way, everyone’s happy.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 29, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Aw cute Panda is cute:
Sandoval pretended Friday’s game was the season opener, acting on advice his mother gave him.
“She told me when you struggle a little bit, you put something in your head,” Sandoval said. “So I started a new season today.”
From Baggs
I wonder how many calories that advice had?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 29, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Why call up Buster? How many days a week can we realistically expect him to play? I swear if they dick around with him and end up giving him super 2 status without a tangible benefit…
Thing C
“When we bring him here, we want to make sure he’s on the field at least five days a week,” said GM Brian Sabean.
If he’s not catching 3 or 4 of those days, what’s the point? I don’t think he’s a tangible upgrade over Huff.
Thing C
‘want’ is a weasel word in that context.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 29, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
So… what’s this noise about Buster Posey
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
called up and starting at 1B.
/fell in
Adopted father of Eric Surkamp, the next great big-eared soft tossing lefty in SF Giants History!
by Speedforthewin on May 29, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Is it too late in this thread
to say just how much I love Matt Cain?
Mrs. Kitspool is fully aware of my mancrush and approves of this comment.
Giants Baseball: TORTURE
OT -- WTF Poland
Teenage Students Play Sun And Star Game: Five Fall Pregnant IN Poland, the kids are lower secondary school in the town of Ostroda, Poland, are playing "the sun" or "a star".
A new video game? A patriotic tune on the gourd? A sex game:
"Girls lay on the floor in a circle with their heads together and eyes closed and boys copulate with them, taking turns. The winner was the boy who managed to finish the intercourse last."
So says one of the students.
And the great thing is that it also works as a fertility ritual – five of the girls are pregnant.
Forget birthing programmes and all that medial stuff. We have seen the future…
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Where was that when I was in school?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 29, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Partially OT: MLB.tv Condensed Games
It seems like MLB.tv finally has condensed games with commentary? AWESOME.
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

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