GameThread Zwei
by Natto on May 28, 2010 8:20 PM PDT
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To be more specific
For the Giants
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 28, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
GOLDEN HANDCUFFS!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
I feel like Natto has been making all the threads lately, do you guys think I’m getting lazy and complacent?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yes
Fat cat mod on your pedestal made from the banned corpses of your victims.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Definitely not a good soldier
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 28, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
so bad i can taste it
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
embiggened would be my impression
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Wow
MadBum pitching into the 8th inning. 97 pitches through 7 scoreless. Has he done that before?
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
is bochy managing?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I really really dislike Aaron Rowand
But Bochy’s refusal to sit any proven vet while screwing over young kids is bordering on the ridiculous.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I think San Diego fans understand
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 28, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I personally think he should be benched the moment he goes below .220. At this rate, he’ll be out of the line up (thank god) in less than a week.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Oh Hai.
Pizza has been eaten, beer has been drunk. Now the kids took the TV to watch a movie, so y’all have to keep me up to date on all the wild scoring the Giants will be doing.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
the giants just hit like THREE HOME RUNS IN ONE INNING
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
IN ONE AB!!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I lol'd.
Gameday usually does a pretty good job.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 28, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
the mariners have scored 6 runs, we HAVE to get some of that karma somehow.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Why is Kazmir so bad all of a sudden
VICTOR ZAMBRANO FOR KAZMIR
LOL FAILHOLTZ
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
LOL DBACKS!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL Juggernate
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Fail bunt
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
LOL HUSTLE
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
THat wasn’t very good
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
Oof
Cain trying to hit into DP’s.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I'm not tryna fuck
But I hope the Giants remain with more runs than the opposing team
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Don't give up hope
You should try to fuck every once in a while
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
In Sabean's mind
Hester’s defense = Posey’s defense
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 28, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
Sabean's mind
Great taste > Less filling
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
They are practicing the double play
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
Now Torres tries to hit into a double play.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
esteal esecond Andres
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
IT ONLY DOES
EVERYTHING?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
This Hester guy is bad on defense
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 28, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
omg we’re allowed to steal bases too
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Sucks for PIT ATL game. Rain delay with 1 out in the 9th
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
Slow release is slow
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
VRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Probably.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Pablo is gettin’ there, too
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I loved when one of the announcers called it a "Mr. T starter kit" the other night.
Better to be a Giants fan than an Athletic supporter!
Final on MadBum
7.2 IP, 4 H, 0 R, 3 BB, 4 K, 106 pitches, 64 strikes.
Came out with no one on base, and the guy who had two of the four hits off him coming up.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
I bow down to overlord Steve
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 28, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure he was 3 short.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 28, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
shoulda let him throw 3 more pitches
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Turtle
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 28, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
torres has 7 stolen bases
I wonder if thats more than the entire starting line up combined.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
More than Bengie's career total.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 28, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Mole!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
Pablo take a pitch please
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Panda is going to get you
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 28, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
this would be an ok time for panda-y panda to come back
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
I seriously wonder why the D-backs would pitch to Sanchez. No one else in the lineup is even a remote threat to do anything. Panda sure isn’t.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
OH MY GOD
HE TOOK A PITCH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Happy?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
MORE BASE RUNNERS!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
PABLO!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
PABLO!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
PABLO!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
SEE WHAT WAITING FOR YOUR PITCH CAN DO!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
buster? :DDDDDD
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
PANDA'S BACK BABY!!!!!!!!!!!
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
God
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Like I said
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I LOVE YOU PANDA
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
The money lies in those things that Panda is getting tonight.
Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM
Ham sandwiches
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, his RBI bat
wonder what he’s been swinging?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
this is amazing
cain borked a bunt and got stuck on base, then he was forced out and the giants allowed him to rest. Funny how that works, pls moar of that.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
20 walks for Aubrey? Whatttttt
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 28, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
Excerpt from the SEA-LAA boxscore:
“- H. Kendrick singled to shallow left, K. Frandsen scored "
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
LOL .450 AVERAGE 1100 OPS LOLOL b&S’D
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
my question is
Who the fuck is K Frandsen?
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Has Edwin been like this al game?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
I really enjoy
That Aubrey doesn’t seem to change his good approach too much just because it’s a RIBEYE SITUATION
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I really enjoy
that it’s been such a long time since we had players who actually had good approaches, that we think that Aubrey Huff has a ‘good approach’.
(to be fair, his approach this year has been pretty good)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The Cardinals are like the whiniest team of all time.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
What did they do now?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
NBC11 replaying the Carpenter/Jackson incident from several weeks ago.
by non sequitur on May 28, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL DOUCHE
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
I can have LOADED BASES?
And of course, Bengie is gonna be coming up – right? So much for the excitement. ;(
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LOL MINI FAT
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
reds 15-5
just puttin’ in a word for Dusty…
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
What the hell kind of swing was that?
It just kills me that they never ever learn.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LOL Posey
Flies out, ends up 2-3, average dips below .350.
NOT READY
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
We don't need him.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Psh, he’ll never be ready.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
The first…
Well, nevermind.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
FAILRIBE
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
a single puts this game away, but Uribe has to take a grand slam swing. No wonder he walked Huff.
Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM
Juan has 1 swing
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Juan has Juan swing
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Swung threw a meat ball
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
or through
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
thank god for matt cain getting the offense going, he's out catalyst.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Aw, Pablo.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
YUM!! BABIES!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
NO
SWINGTHROUGH
STUFF
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
Looks like the gays are turning this thing around
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
It’s as good as cantalope.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure one of these gays can explain it
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I think so.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
hi
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.
by atxgiantsfan on May 28, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
wilson needs one of those
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
It would be amazing to see a hitter twenty feet out in front of a Wilson changeup.
by non sequitur on May 28, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah haha, it’d be nice if he could throw a splitter as well. Valverde has one of those and he has a lot less velocity that cain and people are always WAY out in front of his splitter.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
YES. HE. DID.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
/shift-A
I left for an inning. How’d the third run score?
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YEAH PANDA
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo single scored Torres from second
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
I am going to mug some 14 or under person for their skateboard deck
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
+1
Kids get all the good stuff.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 28, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
im sure there will be a riot involving young kids smacking people with these wooden decks..
or at least i can hope
They couldn’t give out actual skateboards…some kid would go torpedoing down onto the field from the View Level… and crack their head.
Plus, the wheels and crap cost a LOT if they’re not the cheap-y toy ones that aren’t supposed to be ridden.
Well, not a lot, but more than what they’d want to give away.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
AZ announcers just said the D’Backs have allowed 143 more hits than the GIants
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
C A I N
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
STILL NO SWINGTHRU STUFF
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Cain is looking as good as I've ever seen him
that fastball is moving, and then some.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Dude seriously looks pissed.
He’s determined to win with these runs the team gave him today.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 28, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
SELL HIGH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Wow, Conor Jackson
Looking like some Giants hitters.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
trade him while he's hot!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
lol romney
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL ROMNEY
LOL RICE
LOL JARVIS
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 28, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
No politics during the GDT!
I have learned this the hard way/
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
we’re allowed to LOL political ads
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Like that dude with the horse and gun.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
That one was ridic.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Or the one with the guy boasting how he’s good with privacy law because he’s Facebook’s lawyer.
Although, if one wasn’t up on current events that wouldn’t sound so hilarious.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Did you not see the horse and shotgun!?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 28, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Who would vote for such a dummy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU7fhIO7DG0
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
i would vote for the sad horse
based on that ad
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yes.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
That horse should be scared for it’s life. That dude was pissed!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the zoom-in on the horse
when he asks who would be dumb enough to vote for facebook lawyer. Only horses would be stupid enough!
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on May 28, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
DJ Slick D?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
When did they start having a mid inning DJ?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno about you guys
But everytime I hear the dragon naturally speaking commercials on KNBr, I am inspired to break something.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Would anyone really be upset if Bengie was out for the season tomorrow?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Buster Posey
When he finds out Whiteside gets the starting job for the rest of the year.
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.
by atxgiantsfan on May 28, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLAZY FLY BALL
Also, fat.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I was at a game recently and some guys behind us were yelling about everything. You know, the kind of fans who hate everything their own team does? Anyway, the Giants’ catcher failed to block a pitch and they were yelling stuff like, “you lazy, fat, worthless piece of crap!” We laughed so hard because it was Whiteside, but they clearly were so idiotic that they thought it was Bengie.
Whiteside has put on a few.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
only way to get pt behind the plate.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
LOL Worthless
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Bengie would be a great little league instructor, HE’S A GROUND BALL MACHINE!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL FAT
At least he took two pitches before he flied out.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Technically, he swung at one of them
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 28, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm a cricket fan
and I would enjoy Jon Miller’s commentary on that sport as well.
“Its commentary, not broadcasting” YANKS
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LOL SCOTT SUCKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL ROWNADS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
Don’t usually get too lucky when you hit 37 hoppers to the left side most of the time.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
At least he had a decent-ish AB, as Natto says.
by non sequitur on May 28, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Scott, GTFO
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
Best shape of his life
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
As an Australian
hearing Miller talk cricket makes me laugh
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Oy, Scott sucks.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
Jon knows a lot about skateboarding
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
Great Inning
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
A replay of the bottom of the second: Molina/Rowand/Schierholtz 1-2-3.
by non sequitur on May 28, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
i wonder if we’ll ever get a Bowker-Torres-Schierholtz OF
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Nope
You get Burrell-Rowand-Winn!
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 28, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
When nightengales sing in Union Square
I look forward to it!!
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
Sabean happily thinking about how well Molina is handling Matt Cain tonight.
Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM
/daydreaming about handling Molina himself
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
McCoven: We're all happy to be wrong.
by atxgiantsfan on May 28, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Jon & Kruk sleep in and don’t watch the morning news.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
STFD
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
STFD UPTON!
NO
SWINGTHRU
STUFF
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Cain is en fuego tonight
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
STFD
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
STFUPTON
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That's what I call . . .
. . . funny, satyr. It appeals to my juvenile sense of humor. Do you have any blisters on your hands?
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
HELLO STRIKE
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
This ump's strike zone is beyond ridiculous
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I’m guessing Burrell would be signed mostly to add at least some potential right-handed pop to a bench that lacks it. Left field, really the only position Burrell can play, seems pretty crowded with Andres Torres or Mark DeRosa or Huff.
Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/giants/detail?blogid=22&entry_id=64635#ixzz0pHrsuEYq
I like how Bowker is not even in consideration for left field anymore according to Hank
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Yeah, Gameday said that was a strike.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Wow!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
LOLOLOLOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL MOLINA
Defense eh?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LOL FAT!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BENGIE!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Posey would have had that.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Only when Cain starts.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
LOL FAT
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Never had a chance
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
Stop defening him Kruk!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
STFD
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD
WOW MATT WOW!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Gave Bengie an error
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
Bengie just wanted Cain to get another K
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 28, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Cain has the balls of fire tonight!
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
STFD
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Even if the strike zone is weird
I like how according to Gamecast everything Cain throws is low in the zone!
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
86 pitches thru 7
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I think only Mark Reynolds has reached base
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 28, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
When will the shock wave from Bengie’s fall reach Sacramento?! Better stowaway the fragile stuff…
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
MATT CAIN SAYS - I WILL DO IT MYSELF!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
btw
back in the off-season there were talks linking the Giants and Adam LaRoche. Did he not want to come or was it the money or ??
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
That shoulda been an error, Kruk.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
it was, right?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but Kruk is whining about it.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Ah.
Did you also notice Bengie’s half ass lucky scoop on Upton’s strike 3?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
So what was the board's take on Sheirholtz's play of the double?
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It would have been a pretty amazing catch. I almost think it might have been better to play it off the carom, meaning Cain wouldn’t have a no hitter anyway.
Yeah he would have to beat the ball to the fence then climb up to catch it. A very “Winn” manuever.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Why is it a horrible call?
Bengie was awful
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Krukow is being his normal homer self
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 28, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Kruk: drunk or very drunk?
personal attack on the official scorer is bullshit
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
I'm a big Kruk fan
but he’s coming across as a whiner here
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Shut UP Kruk
Bengie was fucking Fat and Bad. That was his error all the way.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
official scorer discriminates fat people
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
KLAW chat today
Sorry if this is old news, but I laughed:
Also (Obvious)
I’d like to add that a Major League team isn’t winning anything when they’ve wasted 84 PAs on a guy named John Bowker.
Klaw (12:13 PM)
Yeah, but he was great with Sha Na Na.
Lol Bowser
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Kruk is ripping into the official scorer, LOL
I would like to see them fight after the game
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
Whatever happened to the cantaloupe meme
That was awesomely eccentric
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Me neither
Just came off as awesomely random.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
What’s that?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Someone said Andres looks like a cantaloupe when he runs instead of antelope.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Now that's what I call funny!!
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
I should upload it to the photobucket.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
do we still have that?
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
Yeah, I didn’t delete it off my computer after I finished making it.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
naw i mean the photobucket. i thought we’d exceeded bandwidth or whatever.
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
Done.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
OBP!
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
CHEAT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Not normally called an error...
But fuck Bengie anyway.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Bengie deserved the error. He overran the ball. Probably saw the hot dog vendor out of the corner of his eye.
Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM
That’s exactly what happened. I’m not sure it was the wind there
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 28, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally.... thing?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
LOL DP
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
not really, but sort of.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
o.O
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLTORRES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Of Course.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
So Torres...............................
How bout you peak at the batter next time.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
That was... nonsensical
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
WTF
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
What was Flannery doing there?? I mean why the heck would Torres get doubled off on a routine fly ball at the CF?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I'm wondering more and more about Flannery
There’s a fine line between aggression and foolhardiness
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
nah, that was on Torres
he looked at the infielders instead of the batter or the coaches. Classic deke. hard to believe a veteran would fall for it, but…..
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
According to the pattern. . .
. . . the Giants should score one run this inning.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
The base running blunders continue. I thought they were past this. Guess there haven’t been many baserunners lately for them to screw up.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
GOT ’EM ANYWAY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Gameday confirms
That pitch was indeed a ball
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
ump's been calling it a strike though
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
THE DARK SIDE
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
OF THE MOOOOOOON
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I'm like . . .
. . . whatever.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
Dbacks announcers impressed by the way he drilled Reynolds after he dove across the plate to hit that double.
Buster Posey: "still not ready." - idiot of a GM
They sure were. Called Matt “old school”
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Tell me more about the Dback announcers. I’d like to know them better. Are they white men?
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
What?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
His sig says he’s the father of Alex Lewis. So maybe Alex_Lewis can shed some light.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
What even.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, I love watching our pitching when we're up a run or three
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Go Nats!
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
MATT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FINISH HIM!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
FINLAND!!!!!
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Refocused on baseball. Sharks hockey: torture.
I really love them
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
this
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I really love their wins.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
They look better in person.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
I kinda like them. But then maybe the NBC camera has an anti-glare filter that makes it tolerable for TV audiences.
by non sequitur on May 28, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
He totally could. He didn’t say anything about his next start though.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 28, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
A whole lot bad would have to happen to reach that PC
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
MATT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
If you guys didn't know
Cain is a horse. Kruk says so.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
is he the horse from that ad?
he is from Alabama, right?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Matt Cain is a 70's slang term for heroin?
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
What flavor?
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
regular, but filled with red bean curd
god damn, simply sublime
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
That sounds delicious.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Most expensive part of my home-made meal
Because you all care:
Chicken breast stuffed with potato, scallions, garlic, capers, mint, and basil
Angel hair pasta cooked then pan fried with roasted garlic and parmasean
MOCHI
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Did you make enough for all the McCoven?
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
man that sounds good
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Actually the chicken was surprisingly bland
I didn’t baste the white wine / lemon juice / olive oil sauce enough…
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
:(
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Ex-fucking-actly
By the by, how’d you dig the National show last night?
The rendition of Abel kicked my ass good.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
I went the night before last and it was awesome (though I would have liked more Alligator.)
Though I’m pissed they played About Today last night and not at my show!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I left before the end of the encore, and arrived a song or two late, so I mighta missed ot
But I was let down that I didn’t get to hear Lit Up.
But I was surprised that they didn’t go all High Violet.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
they haven’t been doing lit up on this tour, unfortunately. it’s a song i’ve really started to love lately.
they did the entirety of HV at my show, but did about 10-11 alligator/boxer songs, which was nice. i was amused that alligator is now “old songs” though.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Lit Up is one of those songs that I would send into outer space to show how to write a perfect short pop song.
It is kinda sad that Alligator is old now. Then again, when I was in DC they toured for Alligator like three times and each time I was like “who the fuck are these guys.” Stupid naive me.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
The first time I saw them a couple years ago, they did like half of Alligator, so I can’t complain too much! I just thought they were going to bust out with Available or something when they said, “This is an old song” and it was Secret Meeting.
Lit Up is like, the perfect, “I’m gonna shout along to this in my car” song.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
That’s the best.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Si. I hate the ones that substitute taro for red bean though.
by non sequitur on May 28, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm not the biggest taro fan outside of taro ube (sp) ice cream
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
You spelled it right.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I like it. It’s just disappointing when I bite into a mochi and it’s not red bean.
by non sequitur on May 28, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuckin dealing
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
MATT CAIN, FOOLS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
/stands
/applauds
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
Cain FTW
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
/throws pitchfork
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
QUACK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
What am I missing here?
Why do we not Wilson to close…? Did he throw too many pitches the other night, or what?
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Matt Cain?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
YOU CALLED IT
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
beer ads blow goats
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
sorry about the size
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Cause no one else has done it.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
D-Backs announcers not bad tonight, except I hate announcers calling the players by there first name.
There, there, Mr. Hoosier. Benjie loves you.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
Jimenez vs. Lincecum
I can’t wait.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Cain has recorded a K in 6 of 8 innings
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
OMG Lincecum vs Ubaldo Jimenez!!!!!!
too bad i gota bbq on monday
PANDAAA!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
PANDA!!!
FINALLY!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
pandamonium!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
PANDAMONIUM!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
PANDA!!!!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
PANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
crushed
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
PANDA!!!
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
fuck yeah
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
The Panda has returned
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
MY SOOOOOONNNN!!!!!!
/DRINKS
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finally get to post this again
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by DJ Tofu on May 28, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
WRECKED SO HARD
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YES
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
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AUDREY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Laser beam
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
Suck it LaRoche
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Hey, his erudition is the reason I got my GF to listen to games this year
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Fuck you, adam laroche
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JON RON!!
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YAYRIBE!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
LOLOLUPTON
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REEEBAY!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Goddam it Flannery
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
LOL DBACKS
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
HAHA FUCK YOU UPTON
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Nice route
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
URIBE!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
nobody out
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
That’s when you choose not to send the runner?!
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 28, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
My only regret right now
is that Bengie will get an RBI.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I doubt that will happen.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
well, guess I was wrong
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LOL U
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Wrong.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Jazz Hands
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Jazz Hands!
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The sheer volume of your cute asian girl picture collection is something to marvel at.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Here comes the double play
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Rally Bengie
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ROFL
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie, take that with your big butt!
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Too bad there's absolutely no other option in the giants' system, huh?
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Weak.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Hahaha
Bengie blows the easiest RBI situation in baseball
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Useless POS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
I'm glad that happened
I don’t care.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN DO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
/facepalm
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
that's an unpleasant mental image
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Posey Please
Jesus Fucking Christ
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by jctGamer on May 28, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
buster posey buster posey buster posey buster posey buster posey buster posey buster posey buster posey buster posey
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on May 28, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Click your heels together, jp.
And say that there’s no place like Fresno.
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
Bengie better get the ribeye here
If he doesn’t, I fear no one will.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Sorry, I just have to post this again
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LOL “customers also bought this item”
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Frequently bought together "Veteran" "Gamer"
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 28, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
wow. This gets better and better after each look
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
So I’m just going to assume that it’s up to Nate to get these batters in.
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Fools and Sages
Or Rowand will hit a sac fly, okay.
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Fools and Sages
That'll play
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
Meh
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
EVEN SCOTT CAN HIT A FLY BALL, USELESS MOLINA
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Productive Out
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
10 bucks says Aaron Rowand gets praised by BORK
for a nice AB today – keeping him in the lineup tomorrow. Sigh.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
um 2 man on
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protip
it’s matt cain
if he wants to hit a grand slam with 2 men on, then he very well can hit a grand slam with two men on.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
THAT’S JUST HOW IT WORKS
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Hater.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Please don't pinch hit for Cain
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Thanks for taking the blame Natto
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 28, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Standing O.
Excellent crowd
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
dude
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ugh don't jinx it plz
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
JINX
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
To get reactions.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
/throws pitchfork
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
This is annoying, not because it actually has any effect on the game, but because it’s done solely to annoy people.
It’s really not. I just thought it was pretty sweet that Cain got to bat and thus… was confirmed for going out in the ninth.
I’m not trolling.
by Uncle Russel on May 28, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
TIME FOR CAIN TO PARK ONE
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WOOHOO CAIN
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bah
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
CANE SUCKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Nice try Matt
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
lol padres
bases loaded for them with 0 outs in the bottom of the 9th down 3 :(
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
C’mon, Nats.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
If it were the Giants, they’d somehow manage to not score.
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Fools and Sages
He’s got maddddddddddd cappppss
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 28, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
too many double letters methinks
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crown royal
pretty good
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just throwin that out there
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Royal crown cola WITH CROWN ROYAL!!
I think my brain just exploded
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Agreed
I love the marble backs the bottles come in.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Yeah
it’s cool when companies make an effort with their presentation.
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Nice name
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
MATT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
fuck it looks like the padres might walk off =/ still loaded with no outs and 2 run game
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
stupid natinals bullpen
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Premature fireworks for Matt
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
BURY HIM!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM, MATT
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Go all Matts still pitching
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
which part you realized last? Fat or goon?
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Are you new here?
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Kruk just said there’s no wind
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 28, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
MATT!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Kruk is wrong
Meteorologists are saying an old Winn is coming from the East Coast…
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 28, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
BURY HIM!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
HEY CAPPS, STOP SUCKING
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Mole
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by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
MOLE!
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MR. F
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
MOLE FTW LOLOL
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
MOLE
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
MISTER F!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Freddy Sanchez is earning some respect here...
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
FRANCHEZ
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Fools and Sages
MATT!
FINISH THESE DBAGS!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FUCK YEAH FREDDY!!!!! FUCK YEAHHHH
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STFD STAIRS!!!!
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Regardless the outcome of this game, Cain will still have a losing record -> doesn't know how to win
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Second to Torres for me
But he’s up there
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
BURY HIM!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM, MATT
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
MATT!
FINISH THIS MOTHERFUCKING GAME!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I just realized
I really dislike how Conor Jackson spells his name
wtb 1 lincecum change up
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I AM SO EXCITED RIGHT NOW
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FINISH HIM MATT!@
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Ow, my blister!!
Proud father of Alex and Fred Lewis.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
What?
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Make it so
My Mole and Cain man love goes over well tonight
by Giant_in_la_area on May 28, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
HOW DARE YOU JACKSON
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STRIKE OUT, YOU FUCKING PUSSY
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Cain is pissed
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
LOL PADRES
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
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by jctGamer on May 28, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
FUCK YEAH CAIN
FUCK YEACH
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
SUPERWONDERFUL!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YEAH!!!
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WIN!!!!
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Fools and Sages
by mymclife on May 28, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
I wish I could rec this a million times
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
huff needs to be on this
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Barry looks so creepy
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
That photo is always creepy.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
AND 2 OUTS FOR THE PADRES
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LOL MARK REYNOLDS SPOILIN NONO'S
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Cain Left His Heart in San Francisco
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
5!
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I just realized there were no walks. Wow. only one baserunner.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
2
there was one HBP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Well, it was the same guy who reached base twice, so technically just one baserunner.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Wasn't this jinxed in the previous GDT?
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Ah yes. Forgot. Thanks
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
fucking do this matt capps
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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I never bought into superstitions
So I’m always glad to see OMGJINXES proven wrong.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I mostly say "jinx" as a joke
since everyone ragged on me about it last year
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wtf
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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NATS WIN!!!
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I've never been happier to have Crabs
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So, is there gonna be any conversation about whether or not Reynolds’s double was catchable?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FUCK YOU PADRES!!!!!! YES!!!!
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this one makes me :D every time
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
so great!!! omg!
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/Matt Cain makes whack-off motion to Jonathan Sanchez
“Learn how to win your one-hitters, nerd!”
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
YAY NATINALS!!!!
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
fuck that fuckstain
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Wooooooooo
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I accept your alternative!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
you said before you "couldn't" go
WHICH ONE IS IT?!
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Well, I technically could have made it, but I would have been late.
Holy shit, if he’d thrown a no hitter I would have died.
that would suck
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just tell yourself that they only won because you didn’t go!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
You know you have to do now right? Buy tickets to every game. But, you can’t go to any of them
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 28, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
O_O
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
HAW HAW
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
if not for mark reynolds whiteside like presence
perfect game for cain LOL
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
HAHAHA SUCK IT PADRES
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
Fireworks still going for Matt
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
ESPN MLB Scoreboard's Top Performers briefly flashed
Matt Cain: 9 IP, 1 H, 0 ER, 9 K, ND
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 28, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
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LOL
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
that is fucking awesome
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I left my heart in San Francisco
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryF9p-nqsWw
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
why dont you purify yourself in the waters of lake minnetonka
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<3 danny pudi
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I really need to start watching this.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
THis is the one where they got sloshed, right?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL DAVE FLEMMING
Dave interviewing matt: “Matt does it help you to get a run or two early, maybe 3?” Matt: Uh, yeah its pretty nice.
Definately the question everyone was pressing to hear.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Whoa, I actually get to see the postgame show tonight.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
nope - NBC
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Dammit. It kept going and then it just got cut off. I hate NBC.
LET POSEY CATCH
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Cain still looks fired up
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 28, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 28, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
PGT
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/28/1492550/post-game-thread-cain-dominates
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
WTF??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I’m not sure if I should fap or seize.
by Grant Brisbee on May 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I have to be careful which videos I post to Facebook…but you’re absolutely right.
by Grant Brisbee on May 28, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
uh... what?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I feel ill.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
By far, not even near its best.
And this is coming from someone who’s not that into Community (much bigger Parks & Rec fan). But the show went to over the top hilarious from midseason on…
community is the best comedy on tv right now
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
I really like it. It is the only show I watch every week
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 28, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
they're dancing to that weird Crazy Frog song
I hope the Giants continue to win so I can keep posting it.
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