GameThread II: Attack of the LOLnes
869 comments
|
0 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
'Nother Update
Carlos Marmol comes in to close it out for the cubs.
Furcal PHs for Reed Johnson, and strikes out.
Blake DeWitt walks.
Manny PHs for Jamey Carroll, and strikes out.
Garrett Anderson PHs for Jeff Weaver, and strikes out.
Ballgame.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL Jeff Weaver
that guys still trying
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on May 27, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Shift-A
Anybody else find it impossible to take a break from this team no matter how bad it hurts?
Where's Perry?
You “shift-A”-ed through 5 comments. Now that’s just lazy.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Getttting reaaaaal close to taking a break
This season has been baaaaad
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on May 27, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
At first I thought it said “Attack of the Loins”
That would have been interesting.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Attack of the groins
Starring Edgar!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Z

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 27, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve seen that movie as well.
The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.
Only like the first 10 minutes
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: i might be driving to the Indy 500 this weekend
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Let us know when you’re driving IN the Indy 500.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
I read that too quick
Read it as “I might be driving IN the Indy 500 this weekend”. I was wondering how you didn’t know yet.
by paboperfecto on May 27, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Read that as
OT: i might be driving in the Indy 500 this weekend
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 27, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: I MIGHT BE DRIVING IN IN IN THE INDY 500 BITCHES!!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
If only the Giants could drive in 500 bitches.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 27, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Got 99 problems but a playoff race ain’t one.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Nice try, Pablo.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
"I'm bored. When do I get to face real hitters?"

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions
OHMYGOD
what has McC done to me? I was reading a blog and instinctively hit “z” when I needed to scroll down. Needless to say, it didn’t work…
shit! I never knew the z key does this...
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
?!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Z and Alt-F4 are the only two I use on here.
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
LOL PC
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Zito should think about getting outs.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions
Wow, So thats what a real lineup looks like…
Fine Steven. You keep hitting .300 and Ill keep calling you 'Nick'.
Update the Third
Top 6 in LOLarado.
Dbags score 2, have ’em loaded with 1 out, and strand all three.
3-2 Fockies.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
TWO!
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
TWO!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions
TWO!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
/waiting for more fattie jokes
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 27, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
yo mama so fat when I told her to haul ass, she took 2 trips
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Those are mama jokes… at the very least hybrids. I’m going to disqualify both of you.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 27, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
/plays dead mother card
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 27, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: woa! Jeremey Shockey taken to hospital for seizure like symptoms
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
what a head case that guy is
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
that’s probably what’s causing the seizures
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, Gary Coleman in critical condition in a Utah hospital according to CNN.
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
by Hit4TheCycle on May 27, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
These commercials about how stupid you are when you stop smoking make me want to start smoking.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Please suck less, Dan Haren.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
This sheriff attack ad is soooo bad. The graphic work looks like they got a first year graphic design student to make it, wow.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Eli Whiteside does a pretty good Aubrey Huff impression. Not angry enough, though.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
BBarry
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
LOL Walking the Pitcher
And it wasn’t the Giants doing it!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Zito more patient at the plate than the rest of the hitters.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL WALKED THE PITCHER
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions
He gets one more AB to redeem himself.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Darn.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
"YAAAAAAAWWWWNNNN"

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions
to good
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Had Pasole for lunch. It was delicious.
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
Ay dios mio!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
FREDDY WALK
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions
Great. No one in scoring position
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Attaboy, Sanchy.
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on May 27, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions
Stoooooooopid Pablo.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
You’re pissing me off, Pablo
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t think you’ve said this enough times. Keep mentioning it.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Sigh.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Damnit, Pablo
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Way to go Pablo!
What happened to that time when I got super pumped for your at-bats?
Where's Perry?
You know what Pablo needs?
Moar facial hair. I think that shaving off his funny beard has done bad things to his swing.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
OT: Lehigh Valley
It has come to my attention that Brian Bocock (SS) and Cody Ransom (3B) are currently playing in the same infield.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Manager: Johnnie Lemaster
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 27, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Our “best” hitter has 1 home run and is hitting .278.
And even with the two full-count walks that inning, Stammen has still only thrown 70 pitches through 5.
Fuck this team.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Could you
talk to your adoptive child and tell him to get Panda to stop swinging at pitches above his head and/or at his feet?
Thanks.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
I would if I had any idea where the fuck he is.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Oh man Chinese Facebook has an Yakyuken App
Productivity = over.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
A who-what?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Nothing.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
a rare home run by the giants
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Zito DINGERZ, a bit of crappy umpiring, a Huff dinger into the arcade, and lots of Rowand suckage.
In that order.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Rowand never stops sucking, just like radouche.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
It takes a special brand of suck to be capable of making 5 outs on six pitches.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Buster onley impatientience index all star
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Man is radouche a terrible nickname.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 27, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL ZITO
BAD PANDA
HUFF BOMB
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Mr F is pretty good on defense.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
and the plate
at least this game
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Believe it or not, this is one of the reasons we signed him.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I do.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Wow.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
LOL FAT
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions
You’ve taken home worse.
The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.
This is true!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL ZITO
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants AVG on 3-0 counts just dropped by 500 points.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Didn’t you hear from positiveuphemism? Professional hitters sit on a pitch on 3-0 all the time. It’s what they do!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
depends on the situation
The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.
Leading off an inning, it’s pretty shitty if you ask me.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Yeah, but in some situations like a runner on 3rd and less than two outs I can see where you want to put the ball in play.
The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.
I can see why they would want to do it. Huff’s not going to steal, especially in these conditions, so trying to get him to second base when you know there’s a fastball coming isn’t a terrible idea… But they gave an out away, after the pitcher walked 2 in the last inning. Totally changed the tenor of the inning.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Yay another Rowand at bat
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
he put in a valiant effort to make one pitch out there, but he swung and missed
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Rowand just looks awful at the plate.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
he started at a 5.97 era with a 1.66 whip...........
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
When your ERA is that high, it’s not hard to do.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
It was going well until about the fourth pitch.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
We have scored 2 Runs
against a pitcher with a 6.00 ERA. He has thrown 80 pitches through 6.
FUCK THIS FUCKING TEAM! FUCK THIS FUCKING ORG!
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Let me refer you to this:
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/sks/1754556592.html
No one here gets out alive.
Not sure that is what you want to do there Rowand
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
neither is he
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Remember when Rowand was averaging around 1.20 outs per at bat at the beginning of the season?
I think he’s trying to get to that level again.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
On the one hand, this trend could really throw some serious eggs on Sabean and Bochy’s face and even possibly get them fired at the end of this year if we finish 4th.
On the other hand, I am so scared that Sabean will try to save his job by trading Bumgarner, Kieschnick, and Neal for Victor Martinez and sign Jermaine Dye.
I almost want to just hibernate and wake up in January to find out what happened.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
That’s kind what my summer job will accomplish. Not watching any games for 11 weeks, and praying we don’t sign Jermaine Dye in the intervening period.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
No. Mostly I’m getting paid to make lanyards and photocopies.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
It's the 7th inning already?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Giants Baseball: It's the 7th inning already?
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
I lol'd
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I wish my school had field trips to Giants games.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Last time my school went to a Giants game, some of the kids wandered into the bleachers at Candlestick and one girl got hit in the face during BP.
I think she might have gotten cosmetic surgery before the weekend was over.
LOL MARIN
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
she showed up next day in school with enormous boobs?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
LOL
And Rowand’s face
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
You’ve taken home worse.
The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.
This is also true!
Even the enormous fake boobs part
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, it was the 6th grade. These things happen.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
We had a field trip to Ashland to watch Shakespeare, people partied and got drunk and blamed it on Robitussin.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
We were supposed to do that for AP Lit, but the teacher forgot to organize it. It was the only reason why I took that class, and we didn’t go.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I did the Ashland trip twice. No drinking though… none to my knowledge, anyway.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I don't understand btw
wh so much of the blame for the stolen bases is going on the pitchers, and none on the catchers.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
johnny damons arm > bengies
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
am I missing something?
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
You’re missing how poorly the pitchers are holding runners on.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 27, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe cause:
Runners are breaking at the first sign of movement (being that its been so predictable and we are just not checking runners) that by the time our catchers get a chance to throw its already too late.
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on May 27, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
90% of a stolen base is off of the pitcher.
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
I understand that
But Bengie’s arm has been pretty overwhelming this year too.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
‘Underwhelming’ may be the word you are looking for.
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
LOL HOWIE'S PENIS!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I went ot last nights game
and to be honest it didnt look like timmy even cared about the runners, very few throws to first, his release time was looong and literally every stolen base was not even close, they were halfway to the bag by the time the ball reached Bengie.
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on May 27, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
correction by the time timmy released the ball
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on May 27, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to blame Bengie for everything
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I should buy season tickets right behind the Giants dugout
And just talk shit to Bochy all game long.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions
June 24th
In Houston, tickets by the away dugout. If I can get Bochy to say something back to me, my life will be complete.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Awesome
leadoff walks!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions
Good for you, Veruca.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
/golfclap
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
We have players who are as good as Guzman. I agree with the rest of your statement.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
And way less ugly.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Wait. what.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions
That's gone
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
here adam have a hanger
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
lucky
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
It’s definitely not an out.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Hitting the wall is like hitting the ground.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Geez! Adam Dunn standing next to Mole really illuminates how huge is is.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Fred's mole is pretty large
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Hit off part of the park
Seeing if its a homer or double. They decided on double
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Dunn hit a double off the white cement cap along the top of the arcade.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Fuck.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Dan Haren sucks hot nuts.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Seth Smith, Carlos Gonzalez, and Ryan Spillborghs...
I have had this exact nightmare more than once.
Zeets out of the game? Please?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, yay, Jairo time.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions
Better him than BBautisa.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Casilla? With two men on in a one run game?
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 6-0 with a 1.57 ERA in Richmond. We can ignore the 1.22 WHIP and 8.4 H/9 ratios for now.
gotta get him ready in big game situations, worked well for romo.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Oh no, it’s not two men on. Bases are loaded.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
FROZEN IN CARBONITE FACE!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions
I miss Awesome Zito from earlier this season, but Meh Zito is still perferable to Bad Zito.
Giants Baseball: TORTURE
6 ER by the time this inning ends
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
The door is shut for a reason people. Stay out of my office. I’m busy here.
The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.
Like you’re following the game fully clothed?
The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.
I don’t have an office! I get interrupted all the time.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
on the season
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
I guess going for the sinkerballer isn’t a terrible idea in this situation…
I’m saying this a lot lately.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Bring on the HBPs and WPs!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
AS I SUSPECTED!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions
white teeth are white
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 7-0 with a 1.36 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!
RACIST
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Stressful 10 seconds
From the time my computer flashes “In play, run(s)” to the time it says sac fly. I was just sure it was a GS.
Woohoo! We just lost a series to the Nationals!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions
one step closer to Jermaine Dye
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
D:
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
What do we get!?
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
A loss.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
If we lose this game, we will have a worse record than the Nationals.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
BUT ITS ONLY MAY
EVERYONE SHOULD CALM DOWN SAYS RICH AURILIA
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
GIVE THE STANDINGS A CHANCE TO CALM DOWN!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL GIANTS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions
In play : Run(s) – yay fantasy team
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
That guy will sure be glad there’s an angry dwarf there to break his fall…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 27, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
A little antibiotic ought to clear that up.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
No we’re not. You can’t express joy in your team getting pooped on.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Unless you’re tanking for the first overall pick.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
QUADRUPLE PLAY
BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Does anyone remember those Memorez commercials with the lady singer and the breaking glass?
Those were cool.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions
Memorex too
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, her!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
She does?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 27, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
She really knew how to break a glass.
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
by Hit4TheCycle on May 27, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
So Gays, Home Cooking eh?
COME BACK TO PAC BELL PARK EVERYTHING WILL BE MAGICALLY FIXED OFFENSE EXPLODED FOR FOUR RUNS WOOHOO
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on May 27, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
wow my typo is awesome
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
LOL GAYS
FREUDIAN SLIP
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOLGAY
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL TYPO!!
MY LOVE IS COMPLETE!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
lol typo
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
And by “COME BACK TO PAC BELL PARK EVERYTHING WILL BE MAGICALLY FIXED OFFENSE EXPLODED FOR FOUR RUNS WOOHOO” you mean “sex between dudes”.
BWAHAHAHAHA
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL 4 RUN EXPLOSION
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I'll never live this one down will I
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Never.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Pac Bell is in that neighborhood eh?
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
by Hit4TheCycle on May 27, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, it IS San Francisco. Everything is in “that” neighborhood.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Meh.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions
Third base ump apparently has plans tonight.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Yay Bowker
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
bowker with the rowand approach
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Adam DUHn
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 27, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions
Bochy giving the GIDP sign..
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
Rally Cheriot of Fire

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
His new way to get around the basepaths?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 27, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Productive out?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
CarLOLs MLOLdonLOLdo
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 27, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions
It’s the best you can hope for from Bengie. He’s worth more on the bench than on the basepaths.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I think he’s probably the only player who could factor into a 5-3-6 triple play.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
"Fox, get this guy off me!"

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Caption Contest:
“I bet I could eat a whole wheel of cheese if I tried.”
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
oh good
a runner at third with less than one out…
what could possibly go wrong.
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on May 27, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions
wait... when did they take out whiteside?
is he hurt?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
OFFENSIVE SUBSTITUTION!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
PUNCH!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF?
Nate can’t swing enough for a sac fly.
He can only bunt and walk.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Matt Downs would be nice here
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
Biiiiiiig hitch in Nate’s swing, there.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
what do you know.
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on May 27, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions
/slider at Nate’s gay back foot
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions
i love my dead gay back foot
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on May 27, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
JUGGERNATE, BITCH!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
JuggerClutch!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions
sweet
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on May 27, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
Andres the Giant!!!!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Nate Score Bowker
music to my ears
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Yay!
N. Schierholtz singled to shallow center, J. Bowker scored
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
Like the fans going bonkers in the 3rd base stands.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
VROOM
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
LOL TORRES
Still only seen 8 pitches in 4 ABs.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Walker must be sweating this situation
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions
he sweats in every situation
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay!
A. Torres doubled to shallow right, N. Schierholtz to third
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
THIGHLER!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 27, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions
They should walk Mole to face the Panda double play machine
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions
0-3 today?
Normally that would make him due, however lately….
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 27, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
wow
I hadn’t seen a close up picture of Sanchez before. He really does look like a mole
by NateEveryday on May 27, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL TYLER WALKER
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
HOW MAN SIDS LONG IS MY ROOM?!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
rally TRON girls

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Pink
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re remaking Tron. Can you believe that shit?
The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions
Winner!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Oh please oh please
Let Thighler have an epic meltdown. It would erase so many painful memories.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 7-0 with a 1.36 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!
Rally Christina

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
mmmm
never get tired of that pic
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on May 27, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Does it count if that was posted well after the rally has started?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 27, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
It's like a bloop single.
Just take what you can get from this alleged rally picture that has never produced a rally.
She’s here to drive the run in.
The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.
Yay Mole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
THE GIANTS TAKE THE LEAD?!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL RALLY MOLE
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
MR. F!!!!
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
MOLE!!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 27, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions
I'VE GOT YOUR MOLE RIGHT HERE, BITCHES!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions
Lars please put your pants back on.
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
RALLY LARS NAKED AT WORK!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay!
F. Sanchez singled to shallow left, N. Schierholtz and A. Torres scored
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
Nice slide by Torres, too.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Mole OPS
now above .600!
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
GOOD STUFF HAPPENED!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Tyler Walker
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Terrible, terrible, terrible time to attempt a steal.
What the fuck, Giants.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
So....
Romo and Wilson
or
Affedlt and Wilson
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
does not compute
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
BOCH LOL
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL Camera
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Pablo.
What the fuck.
You are an embarrassment this season.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Well, at least we avoid the double play…
doing it wrong
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
AT LEAST THEY STAYED OUT OF THE DOUBLE PLAY
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions
It’s pretty amazing how quickly my bad mood can turn into a good mood.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions
Should have walked the Mole.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions
Save him for last, eh?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Because Pablo makes our best hitter bat with the bases empty? Yeah, me too.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Children's nutrition commercial... all of this has happened before, and will happen again, and again, and again...
“I like to eat ice cream.”
“Cake”
“Chips on my pizza. Spicy chips.”
I’m more of a chips in my sandwich guy.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 27, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants lead? Hold me back

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
How can you not live the lopez twins from stanford?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL BS
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
he won’t be doing that tonight
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
So this is what happens when I take a nap?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions
So, Bochy really thinks Mota is the set up man, eh?
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 7-0 with a 1.36 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!
There’s probably no one else at the moment
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Gameday is showing Kennedy as a right-handed hitter. Confusing.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Here comes the blown lead
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL MOTA
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions
WTF???
I go to pick up my brother from school, and the Giants are leading after being down by two? How did this happen?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
MAGIC INSIDE
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
You are just in time for the meltdown
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
0-2 to 3-2: The giants bullpen way
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Have faith in the boy.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
He looked good yesterday. Wouldn’t expect him to be up after pitching 1.2 yesterday, though.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Sorry, no contest there.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Tired arms
after yesterday
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Runzler never tires.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
TWSS?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
TWO!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions
I do love the Mole's defense
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
DOUBLE-MOTHER-FUCKING-PLAY!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Neighborhood rule, etc.
Umps are getting stingier about that, though.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I kind of figured he'd get it regardless
But I could see the ump not giving it to us, then giving up a run because of it.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 27, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
he pulled a Giants! yay!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions
You know, Freddy Sanchez is having a really great game.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 7-0 with a 1.36 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!
2-2, 2 BB, 1 R, 2 RBI, CS
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Decent game.
Plus he’s turned a few double plays.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 27, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
wow day game today?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 27, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions
HI GRAHAM'S MOM!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL GIANTS
Dunn is up 3rd in the 9th
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions
LOLTASTIC
Nicknamed after a pudgy animated panda, Giants third baseman Pablo Sandoval kicked off a campaign Wednesday to promote physical fitness to schoolchildren.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/05/27/MNGL1DKRSQ.DTL
by yankeessuck8991 on May 27, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions
Him and Molina pair up to teach healthy eating?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 27, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
BREAKING NEWS!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
romo has 6 meltdowns LOL
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
From the Fangraphs article:
Interestingly enough, Brian Wilson had the highest percentage of his outings end in either a Shutdown or a Meltdown of any reliever.
c) All Above
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
B
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 27, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Scary can be exciting.
The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.
Akin to intercourse
It does both
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Akin to intercourse
Don’t think I’ve ever heard that before.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 27, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Akin
2 : essentially similar, related, or compatible
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
I got the Akin part
Just not relating to intercourse.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 27, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess it’s time he had ‘the talk’ then….
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 27, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Gopherballs Are Served
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 27, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff can hit. Haters are dismissed.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL ROWNADS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions
Aaron “4-6-3” Rowand.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Friggin’ Zimmerman. Stop being good!
See that, Sabean? That’s what a great defensive third baseman looks like. Not the Panda.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Sadly, this.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Panda is surprisingly not bad defensively.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 27, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s the thing, though. Panda has a good (if slightly inaccurate) arm, but his range is bad, he’s not useful on bunts, doesn’t make many diving stops…
He’s not great, just not as bad as you’d expect him to be.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
He’s okay.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
"grounds out softly"
it cracks me up when Gameday does that in their scoring. Like a Roberta Flack song.
Giants Baseball: TORTURE
Hey Gays! Look at my teef!

I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 7-0 with a 1.36 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!
lol gay
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
/gnaws down an oak
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, so Uribe at least ensured that there will be no double play Scott can hit into. Positivity!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
/Huff gets doubled off
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
He can still find a way to do so.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY YOUTHINK SCOTT SUCKS
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
JUDY!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions
LOL GREAT AB
HI SCOTTINMARIN
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL SUX
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL FAT
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions
CALL JUDY!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions
someone should make a mccoven glossary
+109, scott, fat, bork, mole, etc
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 27, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions
there is one
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
cue natto in 3… 2… 1…
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on May 27, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone has.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
109
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
There are two McC FAQs out there, and a wiki.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
There is one, but I don’t think it’s been updated in a while.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
SOMEONE HAS
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Top of order. 1 run. This is trouble.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions
I believe in Brian Wilson
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
1st pitch swing!
3 weeks since Bengie’s driven in a run!
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
LOL FAT
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions
Bengie is a prime example of the physics phenomenon known as inertia.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
NOOOO
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Not quite that bad
lol
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah he keeps saying. apparently alcohol can affect your decision making.
No one here gets out alive.
And advertising can affect your aesthetic sensibilities.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 27, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
/gets out the Bayer
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Molina always swings at that low, outside pitch.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 27, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions
and ONLY do that
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Top of the order, even!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL, Jon. “The Senators.”
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions
still think they should have been called the Insiders
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Ubaldo Jimenez : 0.88 ERA
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 27, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
"If only I were back in LA snorting coke off of Lohan's ass..."

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 27, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
STFD
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions
Wow
According to Gameday, we may have gotten a break with that one.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 27, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
This is scary
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 27, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions
/cardiac
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
FINISH HIM!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Hey, how's the game going?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 27, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
Ah, I see!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 27, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
great, since you got here!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Just finished the giants win
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Oh yeah.
I took an on – the – road nap once that lasted from the first inning to Wilson’s last batter.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 27, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I napped from the Nats’ 3rd run til the bottom of the eighth.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 27, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmmm
The Orioles could have a great rotation in a few years.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 27, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
BALLGAME
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
STFDUNN
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 27, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
A series win is a series win, even when it's the Natinals.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 27, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
We … won?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
WILSON!
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
Well done Giants

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
WIN!!!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Over .500! Extend Bochy and Sabezzz!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 27, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 27, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions
Your Fucking Out!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
..

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on May 27, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
I may be the only one to do it, but I’m rec’ing it. I like it.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
3 hit game for huff
move him to the 3
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Not really needed for the post-win dances.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 27, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions
This image can’t be displayed for the moment! Please go to www.gifbin.com to see it.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
crap
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Z

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 27, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions
I will probably stick around for the wrap up.
But I salute you for being the better team. Outstanding bullpen work in the series, and just enough hitting to expose our weaknesses in starting pitching and relief pitching not named Capps, Clippard, Storen and sometimes Slaten.
Now something we can all agree on. GO NATS AGAINST THE PADRES!!!!!!
We are now friends!!!!
Ian Desmond...because the future starts now for the Washington Nationals.
Postgame
by Natto on May 27, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
D:
But i just posted my Arrested Development .gif!!
Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott
IM GOING TO NATTOS POSTGAMER!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 27, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions

by 




















































