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GameThread II: Attack of the LOLnes

The Giants should try and score more runs.



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YEA NATE

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 27, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s interesting

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

'Nother Update

Carlos Marmol comes in to close it out for the cubs.

Furcal PHs for Reed Johnson, and strikes out.
Blake DeWitt walks.
Manny PHs for Jamey Carroll, and strikes out.
Garrett Anderson PHs for Jeff Weaver, and strikes out.

Ballgame.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Jeff Weaver

that guys still trying

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on May 27, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

Anybody else find it impossible to take a break from this team no matter how bad it hurts?

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on May 27, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

You “shift-A”-ed through 5 comments. Now that’s just lazy.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 27, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Getttting reaaaaal close to taking a break

This season has been baaaaad

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on May 27, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

At first I thought it said “Attack of the Loins”

That would have been interesting.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 27, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Attack of the groins

Starring Edgar!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Z

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 27, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen that movie as well.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on May 27, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only like the first 10 minutes

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

After that it’s all cleanup.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried to watch the second act, but the acting was over the top.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on May 27, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: i might be driving to the Indy 500 this weekend

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 27, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Have fun

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let us know when you’re driving IN the Indy 500.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 27, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

depends on my poll position

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 27, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read that too quick

Read it as “I might be driving IN the Indy 500 this weekend”. I was wondering how you didn’t know yet.

by paboperfecto on May 27, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read this as “I might be driving in the Indy 500 this weekend”

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on May 27, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Read that as
OT: i might be driving in the Indy 500 this weekend

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 27, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: I MIGHT BE DRIVING IN IN IN THE INDY 500 BITCHES!!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 27, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only the Giants could drive in 500 bitches.

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 27, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen that movie too, but it was midgets not giants.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on May 27, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilt Chamberlan did

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 27, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito certainly could.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on May 27, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got 99 problems but a playoff race ain’t one.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE’RE IN THIS AND THERE’S MAGIC INSIDE!

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice try, Pablo.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 27, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Good effort Fattie.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on May 27, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I'm bored. When do I get to face real hitters?"

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Tomorrow at 7:05PM

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

OHMYGOD

what has McC done to me? I was reading a blog and instinctively hit “z” when I needed to scroll down. Needless to say, it didn’t work…

by kimmyg on May 27, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

shit! I never knew the z key does this...

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on May 27, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

?!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Z and Alt-F4 are the only two I use on here.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PC

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL pablo blowin a bubble when he throws the ball… also on what Zimmerman did when he got to 1st

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 27, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito should think about getting outs.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, So thats what a real lineup looks like…

Fine Steven. You keep hitting .300 and Ill keep calling you 'Nick'.

by Heffe22 on May 27, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Update the Third

Top 6 in LOLarado.

Dbags score 2, have ’em loaded with 1 out, and strand all three.

3-2 Fockies.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Good play by SANCHEZ

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 27, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO!

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 27, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO!

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 27, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

/waiting for more fattie jokes

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 27, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

yo mama so fat when I told her to haul ass, she took 2 trips

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 27, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are mama jokes… at the very least hybrids. I’m going to disqualify both of you.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 27, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

/plays dead mother card

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 27, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

crickets

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 27, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: woa! Jeremey Shockey taken to hospital for seizure like symptoms

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 27, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

what a head case that guy is

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 27, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s probably what’s causing the seizures

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, Gary Coleman in critical condition in a Utah hospital according to CNN.

@MAD_Marvin
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by Hit4TheCycle on May 27, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

These commercials about how stupid you are when you stop smoking make me want to start smoking.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 27, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

mmmmmm tar

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 27, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please suck less, Dan Haren.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

INORITE. POKEMONZ!

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sheriff attack ad is soooo bad. The graphic work looks like they got a first year graphic design student to make it, wow.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 27, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Eli Whiteside does a pretty good Aubrey Huff impression. Not angry enough, though.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Eli

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

BBarry

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 27, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Walking the Pitcher

And it wasn’t the Giants doing it!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 27, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Zito more patient at the plate than the rest of the hitters.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WALKED THE PITCHER

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 27, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

He gets one more AB to redeem himself.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darn.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 27, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

"YAAAAAAAWWWWNNNN"

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

Fine Steven. You keep hitting .300 and Ill keep calling you 'Nick'.

by Heffe22 on May 27, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stammen-a

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on May 27, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

to good

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 27, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Franchez!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 27, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Had Pasole for lunch. It was delicious.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Yum.

I had a donut for lunch.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 27, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ay dios mio!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

good take!

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on May 27, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

FREDDY WALK

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 27, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Good at bat?

Or great at bat?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 27, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

best at bat?

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on May 27, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great. No one in scoring position

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON’T OVERSTATE HOW GOOD THAT ATBAT WAS!

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Attaboy, Sanchy.

Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!

by theghostofjasonellison on May 27, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Stoooooooopid Pablo.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re pissing me off, Pablo

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think you’ve said this enough times. Keep mentioning it.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 27, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

NICE PABLO BEING AGGRESSIVE ON THAT FIRST PITCH IN THE DIRT LOLOL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 27, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Panda

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 27, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit, Pablo

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 27, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW Pablo

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 27, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Official Game

@MAD_Marvin
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by Hit4TheCycle on May 27, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

that pitch should be thrown to every giants hitter every ab

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 27, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to go Pablo!

What happened to that time when I got super pumped for your at-bats?

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on May 27, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

You know what Pablo needs?

Moar facial hair. I think that shaving off his funny beard has done bad things to his swing.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 27, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

needs to be 300 pounds, assuming he isn’t already.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 27, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think he’s more annoyed with the contacts/goggles issue

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 27, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

That and swinging at every fucking ball during his ABs

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on May 27, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

More cakes just beyond second base.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on May 27, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Lehigh Valley

It has come to my attention that Brian Bocock (SS) and Cody Ransom (3B) are currently playing in the same infield.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 27, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on May 27, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Manager: Johnnie Lemaster

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 27, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our “best” hitter has 1 home run and is hitting .278.

And even with the two full-count walks that inning, Stammen has still only thrown 70 pitches through 5.

Fuck this team.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Could you

talk to your adoptive child and tell him to get Panda to stop swinging at pitches above his head and/or at his feet?

Thanks.

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on May 27, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would if I had any idea where the fuck he is.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Radnich Remix commercial

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on May 27, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man Chinese Facebook has an Yakyuken App

Productivity = over.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 27, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

A who-what?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is that even work?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit, I didn’t realize today was a day game, what did I miss?

by HoosierGiant on May 27, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Nothing.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

a rare home run by the giants

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 27, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

agony

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on May 27, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Less than the giants hitters did LOLOL GROUND OUT

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 27, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito DINGERZ, a bit of crappy umpiring, a Huff dinger into the arcade, and lots of Rowand suckage.

In that order.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand never stops sucking, just like radouche.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 27, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It takes a special brand of suck to be capable of making 5 outs on six pitches.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster onley impatientience index all star

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 27, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man is radouche a terrible nickname.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 27, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

defeat

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ZITO
BAD PANDA
HUFF BOMB

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW sanchez, nice play

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 27, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Mr F is pretty good on defense.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 27, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

and the plate

at least this game

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on May 27, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

slightly better than Uribe

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 27, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Believe it or not, this is one of the reasons we signed him.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 27, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah… its fun to watch!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 27, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAT

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

You’ve taken home worse.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on May 27, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 27, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Lars

Zito hasn’t been terrible

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 27, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh, just two solo HRs

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the third run shouldn’t have been counted.

by Natto on May 27, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ZITO

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i laughed

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 27, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff should hit another HR

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree with this strategy

The Magic is inside all of us.
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by ResDog on May 27, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

GODDAMNIT HUFF!!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants AVG on 3-0 counts just dropped by 500 points.

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by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahaha

/don’t actually think its funny

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by Kestrel76 on May 27, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-0 swinging pisses me off

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t you hear from positiveuphemism? Professional hitters sit on a pitch on 3-0 all the time. It’s what they do!

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by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

depends on the situation

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by ResDog on May 27, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leading off an inning, it’s pretty shitty if you ask me.

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by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but in some situations like a runner on 3rd and less than two outs I can see where you want to put the ball in play.

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by ResDog on May 27, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see why they would want to do it. Huff’s not going to steal, especially in these conditions, so trying to get him to second base when you know there’s a fastball coming isn’t a terrible idea… But they gave an out away, after the pitcher walked 2 in the last inning. Totally changed the tenor of the inning.

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by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Will rowand be able to break double digit pitches this game? He needs 4 more and thats at LEAST 2 more PA’s.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 27, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay another Rowand at bat

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by jctGamer on May 27, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

he put in a valiant effort to make one pitch out there, but he swung and missed

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by jctGamer on May 27, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn’t make the same mistake twice on the 2nd pitch though

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by jctGamer on May 27, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He tried his hardest to FPOM but missed, good effort gamer.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 27, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand just looks awful at the plate.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 27, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

How much has Stammen’s ERA dropped since the game started?

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on May 27, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

he started at a 5.97 era with a 1.66 whip...........

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 27, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

ERA down to 5.63.

HIS ERA HAS DROPPED .34 RUNS IN SIX INNINGS

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on May 27, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

When your ERA is that high, it’s not hard to do.

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by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was going well until about the fourth pitch.

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by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rloland!

Fine Steven. You keep hitting .300 and Ill keep calling you 'Nick'.

by Heffe22 on May 27, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Rownad moving his ground balls around the infield a little now.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 27, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

We have scored 2 Runs

against a pitcher with a 6.00 ERA. He has thrown 80 pitches through 6.

FUCK THIS FUCKING TEAM! FUCK THIS FUCKING ORG!

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by Kestrel76 on May 27, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

yea...

I chuckled the first time I saw it. But, its not very funny right now.

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by Kestrel76 on May 27, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

imagine how zito feels

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#52

by cloudydays on May 27, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure that is what you want to do there Rowand

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 27, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

neither is he

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by Kestrel76 on May 27, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when Rowand was averaging around 1.20 outs per at bat at the beginning of the season?

I think he’s trying to get to that level again.

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by mymclife on May 27, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s not there still?

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by ResDog on May 27, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the one hand, this trend could really throw some serious eggs on Sabean and Bochy’s face and even possibly get them fired at the end of this year if we finish 4th.

On the other hand, I am so scared that Sabean will try to save his job by trading Bumgarner, Kieschnick, and Neal for Victor Martinez and sign Jermaine Dye.

I almost want to just hibernate and wake up in January to find out what happened.

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by jctGamer on May 27, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s kind what my summer job will accomplish. Not watching any games for 11 weeks, and praying we don’t sign Jermaine Dye in the intervening period.

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by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re getting PAID to do those things?

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on May 27, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. Mostly I’m getting paid to make lanyards and photocopies.

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by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

A desperate Sabean can be very dangerous. But I’d be surprised if he’s gone before his contract is up. I’ll be more worried next summer.

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by ResDog on May 27, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the 7th inning already?

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants Baseball: It's the 7th inning already?

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol'd

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by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish my school had field trips to Giants games.

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by mymclife on May 27, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

My high school went there for our senior trip.

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last time my school went to a Giants game, some of the kids wandered into the bleachers at Candlestick and one girl got hit in the face during BP.

I think she might have gotten cosmetic surgery before the weekend was over.

LOL MARIN

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by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

she showed up next day in school with enormous boobs?

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by jctGamer on May 27, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

And Rowand’s face

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ve taken home worse.

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by ResDog on May 27, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is also true!

Even the enormous fake boobs part

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it was the 6th grade. These things happen.

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by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had a field trip to Ashland to watch Shakespeare, people partied and got drunk and blamed it on Robitussin.

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by jctGamer on May 27, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

We were supposed to do that for AP Lit, but the teacher forgot to organize it. It was the only reason why I took that class, and we didn’t go.

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by mymclife on May 27, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did the Ashland trip twice. No drinking though… none to my knowledge, anyway.

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by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't understand btw

wh so much of the blame for the stolen bases is going on the pitchers, and none on the catchers.

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by Kestrel76 on May 27, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

johnny damons arm > bengies

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 27, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 27, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

am I missing something?

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by Kestrel76 on May 27, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re missing how poorly the pitchers are holding runners on.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 27, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe cause:

Runners are breaking at the first sign of movement (being that its been so predictable and we are just not checking runners) that by the time our catchers get a chance to throw its already too late.

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on May 27, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

90% of a stolen base is off of the pitcher.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what victor martinez said!

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by jctGamer on May 27, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I understand that

But Bengie’s arm has been pretty overwhelming this year too.

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by Kestrel76 on May 27, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘Underwhelming’ may be the word you are looking for.

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by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL HOWIE'S PENIS!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

that’s what I meant…

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by Kestrel76 on May 27, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went ot last nights game

and to be honest it didnt look like timmy even cared about the runners, very few throws to first, his release time was looong and literally every stolen base was not even close, they were halfway to the bag by the time the ball reached Bengie.

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on May 27, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

correction by the time timmy released the ball

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on May 27, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah Bochy bringing Timmy into his office to say he needs to work on holding runners… LOL

Bochy: Bork…runners…. bork.

Timmy: BLEEP BLEEP THIS BLEEPING OFFENSE. BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP etc

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 27, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to blame Bengie for everything

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Yea. You might be right. Just so frustrated…

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by Kestrel76 on May 27, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should buy season tickets right behind the Giants dugout

And just talk shit to Bochy all game long.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

June 24th

In Houston, tickets by the away dugout. If I can get Bochy to say something back to me, my life will be complete.

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by Kestrel76 on May 27, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

leadoff walks!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Guzman, Dunn, Zimmerman, Willingham is a real legit 2,3,4,5…I want them

by HoosierGiant on May 27, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Good for you, Veruca.

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

/golfclap

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by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

this, though Im not sure Id have Dunn hit #3

Fine Steven. You keep hitting .300 and Ill keep calling you 'Nick'.

by Heffe22 on May 27, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have players who are as good as Guzman. I agree with the rest of your statement.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 27, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

And way less ugly.

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by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait. what.

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

That's gone

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

here adam have a hanger

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 27, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

lucky

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by DJ Tofu on May 27, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 27, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I take it the baserunner was also trotting.

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by ResDog on May 27, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

am i just being ignorant

can it not be called an out, even though torres caught in on the fly?

by thebighead on May 27, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s definitely not an out.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hitting the wall is like hitting the ground.

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by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Aaron Rowand

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geez! Adam Dunn standing next to Mole really illuminates how huge is is.

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by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Fred's mole is pretty large

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there an instant replay? What for?

/following on Gameday

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on May 27, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit off part of the park

Seeing if its a homer or double. They decided on double

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by Kestrel76 on May 27, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dunn hit a double off the white cement cap along the top of the arcade.

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by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does this arcade have Mortal Kombat II?

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s that like?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dan Haren sucks hot nuts.

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by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zeets out of the game? Please?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

No mas

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, yay, Jairo time.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Casilla? Really? Him?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

IDIOT.

POUR fire on it!

/attempt at joke ruined
/shows self out
/stands in train track

by Every6thDay on May 27, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLIRL

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 27, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better him than BBautisa.

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by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casilla? With two men on in a one run game?

I am an American aquarium drinker.

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by rhys on May 27, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

gotta get him ready in big game situations, worked well for romo.

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by sfgiants420 on May 27, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no, it’s not two men on. Bases are loaded.

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by mymclife on May 27, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL here comes the RBI walks

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 27, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FROZEN IN CARBONITE FACE!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I miss Awesome Zito from earlier this season, but Meh Zito is still perferable to Bad Zito.

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on May 27, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

6 ER by the time this inning ends

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

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by Kestrel76 on May 27, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The door is shut for a reason people. Stay out of my office. I’m busy here.

The Magic is inside all of us.
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by ResDog on May 27, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Like you’re following the game fully clothed?

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by ResDog on May 27, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t have an office! I get interrupted all the time.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

We just brought Santiago Casilla into a 3-2 game with the bases loaded. Spectacular.

by mlb22 on May 27, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

on the season

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by DJ Tofu on May 27, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE ISLAND WANTS HIM TO GIVE UP A DOUBLE

by mlb22 on May 27, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess going for the sinkerballer isn’t a terrible idea in this situation…

I’m saying this a lot lately.

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by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Bring on the HBPs and WPs!

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by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

was casilla in spring training with the giants? i don’t remember him at all.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 27, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

AS I SUSPECTED!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

white teeth are white

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 7-0 with a 1.36 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on May 27, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

RACIST

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

In play, runs

Of course.

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on May 27, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Stressful 10 seconds

From the time my computer flashes “In play, run(s)” to the time it says sac fly. I was just sure it was a GS.

by BobSacamano on May 27, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woohoo! We just lost a series to the Nationals!

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

one step closer to Jermaine Dye

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 27, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do we get!?

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on May 27, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

A loss.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we lose this game, we will have a worse record than the Nationals.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT ITS ONLY MAY

EVERYONE SHOULD CALM DOWN SAYS RICH AURILIA

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 27, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIVE THE STANDINGS A CHANCE TO CALM DOWN!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

In play : Run(s) – yay fantasy team

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 27, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

That guy will sure be glad there’s an angry dwarf there to break his fall…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 27, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I caught the chasms

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 27, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

A little antibiotic ought to clear that up.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 27, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

No we’re not. You can’t express joy in your team getting pooped on.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 27, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless you’re tanking for the first overall pick.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 27, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

QUADRUPLE PLAY

BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, duh.

/chasm picture

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 27, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Memorex too

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ella Fitzgerald

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 27, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, her!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

She does?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 27, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

She really knew how to break a glass.

@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast

by Hit4TheCycle on May 27, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 27, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow my typo is awesome

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 27, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

STEREOTYPE!

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on May 27, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL GAYS

FREUDIAN SLIP

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Gays"?

Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but I’m not particularly happy at the moment.

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on May 27, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLGAY

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 27, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL TYPO!!

MY LOVE IS COMPLETE!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 27, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol typo

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

And by “COME BACK TO PAC BELL PARK EVERYTHING WILL BE MAGICALLY FIXED OFFENSE EXPLODED FOR FOUR RUNS WOOHOO” you mean “sex between dudes”.

by Natto on May 27, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

BWAHAHAHAHA

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 4 RUN EXPLOSION

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 27, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll never live this one down will I

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 27, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 27, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it IS San Francisco. Everything is in “that” neighborhood.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 27, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

S T F D

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Decent job, Santiago.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 7-0 with a 1.36 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on May 27, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Meh.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

K-Zilla

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 27, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Third base ump apparently has plans tonight.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Bowker

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

bowker with the rowand approach

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 27, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s looking to get playing time.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL TWO

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 27, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adam DUHn

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 27, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t worry, folks. Bengie is in the game now.

by Natto on May 27, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie “The Island” Molina

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker-semi-mania

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 27, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy giving the GIDP sign..

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on May 27, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Cheriot of Fire

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 27, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions  

HIZ FAMILY COULD SEE THAT! HEZ GONNA BLOG ABOUT IT NOW!

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Bengie’s going to eat that horse after the game.

Oh, sorry, jct. After the gay.

by Every6thDay on May 27, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Productive out?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

CarLOLs MLOLdonLOLdo

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 27, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s the best you can hope for from Bengie. He’s worth more on the bench than on the basepaths.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s probably the only player who could factor into a 5-3-6 triple play.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Fox, get this guy off me!"

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Caption Contest:

“I bet I could eat a whole wheel of cheese if I tried.”

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

“It’s not about butthole pleasures.”

by Every6thDay on May 27, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

“So gays”

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 27, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I think I can eat all that spaghetti before it runs all the way down to the floor.”

by Every6thDay on May 27, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Why, oh why, wouldn’t anyone want to offer me a multi-year deal?”

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 7-0 with a 1.36 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on May 27, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh good

a runner at third with less than one out…
what could possibly go wrong.

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on May 27, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

he was mad there was no double play to be made

by stress on May 27, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions  

wait... when did they take out whiteside?

is he hurt?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on May 27, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

OFFENSIVE SUBSTITUTION!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s punch hitting?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions  

PUNCH!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Falcon kick

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 27, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 27, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF?

Nate can’t swing enough for a sac fly.

He can only bunt and walk.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 27, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

or hit the weak liner

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 27, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do these 4, 5 and 6 year olds know about spicy chips?!?!

by Every6thDay on May 27, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Bone chips?

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Downs would be nice here

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Biiiiiiig hitch in Nate’s swing, there.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

EAT YOUR WORDS. EAT ’EM.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 7-0 with a 1.36 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on May 27, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That works Nate!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

what do you know.

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on May 27, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

/slider at Nate’s gay back foot

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

totally gay

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 7-0 with a 1.36 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on May 27, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love my dead gay back foot

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on May 27, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lefties Can’t Hit Lefties!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Man I’m glad that guy hasn’t been in the lineup lately.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 27, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

JUGGERNATE, BITCH!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

sweet

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on May 27, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres the Giant!!!!!!!!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate Score Bowker

music to my ears

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 27, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay!
N. Schierholtz singled to shallow center, J. Bowker scored

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Like the fans going bonkers in the 3rd base stands.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 27, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOM

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."

by kennv on May 27, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL TORRES

Still only seen 8 pitches in 4 ABs.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Walker must be sweating this situation

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

he sweats in every situation

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!

A. Torres doubled to shallow right, N. Schierholtz to third

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Did I change the channel?

I’m not sure who I’m watching.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 27, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

THIGHLER!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 27, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker. Schierholtz. Torres.

I’m just saying.

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on May 27, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

0-3 today?

Normally that would make him due, however lately….

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 27, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

I hadn’t seen a close up picture of Sanchez before. He really does look like a mole

by NateEveryday on May 27, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL TYLER WALKER

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 27, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 27, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND I CAN'T MUTE IT!!!

I hate that stupid guitar and these eventually fat pieces of shit children!

by Every6thDay on May 27, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions  

HOW MAN SIDS LONG IS MY ROOM?!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Confusing comment is confusing

Fine Steven. You keep hitting .300 and Ill keep calling you 'Nick'.

by Heffe22 on May 27, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

rally TRON girls

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on May 27, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m a fan

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 27, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pink

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

cool!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 27, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re remaking Tron. Can you believe that shit?

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on May 27, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you don’t believe that shit.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on May 27, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fantastic bodies, ladies.

by Every6thDay on May 27, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winner!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I was saying BOO-urns.”

by Every6thDay on May 27, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh please oh please

Let Thighler have an epic meltdown. It would erase so many painful memories.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 7-0 with a 1.36 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on May 27, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Christina

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

mmmm

never get tired of that pic

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on May 27, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does it count if that was posted well after the rally has started?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 27, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's like a bloop single.

Just take what you can get from this alleged rally picture that has never produced a rally.

by Every6thDay on May 27, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s here to drive the run in.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on May 27, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

kinky

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 27, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A
Look Ma, no cavities!!!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 27, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLE!!!!!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 27, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Mole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

THE GIANTS TAKE THE LEAD?!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

woot

Fine Steven. You keep hitting .300 and Ill keep calling you 'Nick'.

by Heffe22 on May 27, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

MR. F!!!!!

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 7-0 with a 1.36 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on May 27, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLEMOLEMOLE

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on May 27, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Moleman!

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on May 27, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RALLY MOLE

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 27, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

MR. F!!!!

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on May 27, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Mole

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

this mole looks like the aliens from, ‘The Fifth Element.’

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 27, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOLE!!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 27, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I'VE GOT YOUR MOLE RIGHT HERE, BITCHES!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Lars please put your pants back on.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY LARS NAKED AT WORK!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Propeller time!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 27, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!
F. Sanchez singled to shallow left, N. Schierholtz and A. Torres scored

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice slide by Torres, too.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOT

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on May 27, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Mole OPS

now above .600!

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 27, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop swinging at the first pitch, Pablo.

by Natto on May 27, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD STUFF HAPPENED!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 27, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT’S A GREAT AB GUYS!!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

now pablo refuses to allow more good

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 27, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Tyler Walker

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FRANCHEZ

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 7-0 with a 1.36 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on May 27, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that sucked…

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 27, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Terrible, terrible, terrible time to attempt a steal.

What the fuck, Giants.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

you seem surprised at this

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 27, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Speed

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

That was not smart.

from a non-SB guy

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 27, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

So....

Romo and Wilson
or
Affedlt and Wilson

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on May 27, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Mota & Wilson

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 27, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

does not compute

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by Kestrel76 on May 27, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOCH LOL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 27, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

What a strikeout

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 27, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Camera

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo.

What the fuck.

You are an embarrassment this season.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, at least we avoid the double play…

doing it wrong

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 27, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

AT LEAST THEY STAYED OUT OF THE DOUBLE PLAY

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Are there any more former Giants on the Nationals roster today who can help out their former team?

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on May 27, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s pretty amazing how quickly my bad mood can turn into a good mood.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Should have walked the Mole.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

He propellered that bat. Wildly.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 27, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

“Damage done, to the camera aaand to the Nationals.”

And to Pablo’s pride.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 7-0 with a 1.36 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on May 27, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 27, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Save him for last, eh?

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Pablo makes our best hitter bat with the bases empty? Yeah, me too.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you going to keep saying this after every Pablo and Huff AB?

by Natto on May 27, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

filler -- gdt seems thin

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 27, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m more of a chips in my sandwich guy.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 27, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants lead? Hold me back

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

How can you not live the lopez twins from stanford?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 27, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BS

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 27, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

he won’t be doing that tonight

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 27, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THE LAKERS

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 27, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

So this is what happens when I take a nap?

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

So, Bochy really thinks Mota is the set up man, eh?

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 7-0 with a 1.36 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on May 27, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s probably no one else at the moment

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gameday is showing Kennedy as a right-handed hitter. Confusing.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, I hate Adam Kennedy

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the blown lead

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

uuuhhh

game is definitely not over

by NateEveryday on May 27, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MOTA

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF???

I go to pick up my brother from school, and the Giants are leading after being down by two? How did this happen?

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 27, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

MAGIC INSIDE

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are just in time for the meltdown

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go back to his school!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 27, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

0-2 to 3-2: The giants bullpen way

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 27, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

ah, bwilly warming up for the bases loaded 6 out save

by stress on May 27, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Have faith in the boy.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 27, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looked good yesterday. Wouldn’t expect him to be up after pitching 1.2 yesterday, though.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

adam kennedy is almost as fucking awful as eckstein

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 27, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry, no contest there.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tired arms

after yesterday

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on May 27, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Runzler never tires.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 27, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS?

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH THIS GUY GODDAMNIT

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

He did

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on May 27, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWO!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO!

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I do love the Mole's defense

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

DOUBLE-MOTHER-FUCKING-PLAY!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

A thing of beauty indeed

by stress on May 27, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Loving the mole's defense.

Didn’t think Uribe touched the bag, scared me.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 27, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Neighborhood rule, etc.

Umps are getting stingier about that, though.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of figured he'd get it regardless

But I could see the ump not giving it to us, then giving up a run because of it.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 27, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

he pulled a Giants! yay!

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

You know, Freddy Sanchez is having a really great game.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 7-0 with a 1.36 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on May 27, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

2-2, 2 BB, 1 R, 2 RBI, CS

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Decent game.

Plus he’s turned a few double plays.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 27, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow day game today?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 27, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 7-0 with a 1.36 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on May 27, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

HI GRAHAM'S MOM!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

dodger fans would rejoice

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 27, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

Dunn is up 3rd in the 9th

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLTASTIC
Nicknamed after a pudgy animated panda, Giants third baseman Pablo Sandoval kicked off a campaign Wednesday to promote physical fitness to schoolchildren.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/05/27/MNGL1DKRSQ.DTL

by yankeessuck8991 on May 27, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

BREAKING

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 7-0 with a 1.36 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on May 27, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS!

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's all up to Wilson now.

Does this:
a) Excite you?
b) Scare you?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 27, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

romo has 6 meltdowns LOL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 27, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

From the Fangraphs article:

Interestingly enough, Brian Wilson had the highest percentage of his outings end in either a Shutdown or a Meltdown of any reliever.

by Every6thDay on May 27, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

c) All Above

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

B

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 27, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

C.) Makes me laugh and cry at the same time

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 27, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scary can be exciting.

The Magic is inside all of us.
Proud father of the man taking your hard-earned money.

by ResDog on May 27, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Akin to intercourse

It does both

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on May 27, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Akin to intercourse

Don’t think I’ve ever heard that before.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 27, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Akin

2 : essentially similar, related, or compatible

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on May 27, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got the Akin part

Just not relating to intercourse.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 27, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess it’s time he had ‘the talk’ then….

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 27, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 hit game!

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 7-0 with a 1.36 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on May 27, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 27, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants: score 3 runs here
Runzler: give up 3
Wilson: GAS

by HoosierGiant on May 27, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Gopherballs Are Served

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 27, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff can hit. Haters are dismissed.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 27, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

agree. just wish he wasn’t our second best hitter.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 27, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

productive OUT

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 27, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a DP!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ROWNADS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaron “4-6-3” Rowand.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Friggin’ Zimmerman. Stop being good!

See that, Sabean? That’s what a great defensive third baseman looks like. Not the Panda.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 27, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Sadly, this.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda is surprisingly not bad defensively.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 27, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the thing, though. Panda has a good (if slightly inaccurate) arm, but his range is bad, he’s not useful on bunts, doesn’t make many diving stops…

He’s not great, just not as bad as you’d expect him to be.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s okay.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 27, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

"grounds out softly"

it cracks me up when Gameday does that in their scoring. Like a Roberta Flack song.

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on May 27, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Gays! Look at my teef!

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 7-0 with a 1.36 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on May 27, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like a Chicken.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol gay

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

/gnaws down an oak

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, so Uribe at least ensured that there will be no double play Scott can hit into. Positivity!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 27, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

/Huff gets doubled off

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can still find a way to do so.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY YOUTHINK SCOTT SUCKS

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 27, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NICE OPPOSITE FIELD APPROACH SCOTT

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 27, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

JUDY!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Call Ms J.S. Ryan Rohlinger is here.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 27, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Another WP please

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

PLS NEED INSURANCE

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 27, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright, B-Money! Let’s get some insurance here.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 7-0 with a 1.36 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on May 27, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

prefers to face Molina here

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 27, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GREAT AB

HI SCOTTINMARIN

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL SUX

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 27, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FAT

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

CALL JUDY!

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Storen, Slaten, Stammen...

My brain has trouble sorting out these names for some reason.

by Every6thDay on May 27, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

someone should make a mccoven glossary

+109, scott, fat, bork, mole, etc

by TimLaser and MattyC on May 27, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

cue natto in 3… 2… 1…

Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's

by The Gene Hackman on May 27, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone has.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 27, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are two McC FAQs out there, and a wiki.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 27, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is one, but I don’t think it’s been updated in a while.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone should create a McCFAQ and the McCFAQII

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

SOMEONE HAS

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 27, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

the FAQ’s are in my sig

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 27, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Top of order. 1 run. This is trouble.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 27, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I believe in Brian Wilson

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on May 27, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Fat

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Nyjer forgot it was the 3rd out

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 27, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

1st pitch swing!

3 weeks since Bengie’s driven in a run!

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on May 27, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAT

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

nice patience molina

Fine Steven. You keep hitting .300 and Ill keep calling you 'Nick'.

by Heffe22 on May 27, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie is a prime example of the physics phenomenon known as inertia.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FAT

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 27, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOO

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 27, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lars has taken home worse.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not quite that bad

lol

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 27, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah he keeps saying. apparently alcohol can affect your decision making.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 27, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

And advertising can affect your aesthetic sensibilities.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 27, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie… the most interesting man in the world.

by ElCartero on May 27, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson time!

Prepare for heart palpitations.

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on May 27, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

/gets out the Bayer

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He needs to make up for the -5 points Haren ‘scored’ for me today.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Molina always swings at that low, outside pitch.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 27, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

BENGIE THE SHALLOW FLYOUT MACHINE LOL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 27, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

The Masses Demand 3 More Outs

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 27, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

So I hear the Giants actually score runs? What is this witchcraft?

by DFARowand on May 27, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Top of the order, even!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

How old is Kruk? The Senators?

by ElCartero on May 27, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL, Jon. “The Senators.”

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

still think they should have been called the Insiders

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants

by nostocksjustbonds on May 27, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

“3-2: The Brian Wilson Story” starring Emilio Estevez

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on May 27, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ubaldo Jimenez : 0.88 ERA

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 27, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 27, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 7-0 with a 1.36 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on May 27, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

According to Gameday, we may have gotten a break with that one.

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 27, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

1 more

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

This is scary

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 27, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

perfectly tame

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 27, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cardiac

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 27, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 7-0 with a 1.36 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on May 27, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. That probably wasn’t a strike.

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on May 27, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

GAY HIM

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, how's the game going?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 27, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, I see!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 27, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson just blew the save.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just finished the giants win

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 27, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah.

I took an on – the – road nap once that lasted from the first inning to Wilson’s last batter.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 27, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I napped from the Nats’ 3rd run til the bottom of the eighth.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 27, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean, the gay-m?

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on May 27, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

The Orioles could have a great rotation in a few years.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 27, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

whats that, attendance down to the hundreds?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 27, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

S T F D

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

BALLGAME

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 27, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 7-0 with a 1.36 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on May 27, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 27, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

A series win is a series win, even when it's the Natinals.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 27, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

awesome

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on May 27, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

We … won?

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 27, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Nats Lost

completely different concept

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 27, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ballgame

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Dancin'

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 27, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

WILSON!

co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."

by kennv on May 27, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!

THE GIANTS SCORE MORE RUNS THAN THE OPPONENT!

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on May 27, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Well done Giants

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN!!!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 27, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

too cute

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 27, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The march to 82-80 continues!

by DFARowand on May 27, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Over .500! Extend Bochy and Sabezzz!

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 27, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay for coming back from 3-1 and 4-2 deficits! Yay for series wins!

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 7-0 with a 1.36 ERA in Richmond. To hell with the cynicism: he's the next Lincecum!

by rhys on May 27, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

sure as hell doesn’t feel like the giants won the series

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 27, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  


GIFSoup

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 27, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Your Fucking Out!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BWEEZY

Brian Bweezy Buswell

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 27, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Victory

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I may be the only one to do it, but I’m rec’ing it. I like it.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 27, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it because Bochy does the shimmy shake?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 hit game for huff

move him to the 3

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 27, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

only if you want him to go 0 for 30

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on May 27, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on May 27, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

SL?

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on May 27, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really needed for the post-win dances.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 27, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry, missed the memo.

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on May 27, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

.......

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

amy g

easiest job everrrr

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 27, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 27, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

zzz

Photobucket

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

haha

...Dr. Vader will see you now.

by lame-o on May 27, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Santiago Castilla gets the win.

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on May 27, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Also:

Thank you, Tyler Walker.

Giants Baseball: TORTURE

by Kitspool on May 27, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

zzz

Photobucket

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

pwnd by the gifbin

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This image can’t be displayed for the moment! Please go to www.gifbin.com to see it.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 27, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

chubbs

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Z

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 27, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Photobucket

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I will probably stick around for the wrap up.

But I salute you for being the better team. Outstanding bullpen work in the series, and just enough hitting to expose our weaknesses in starting pitching and relief pitching not named Capps, Clippard, Storen and sometimes Slaten.

Now something we can all agree on. GO NATS AGAINST THE PADRES!!!!!!
We are now friends!!!!

Ian Desmond...because the future starts now for the Washington Nationals.

by souldrummer on May 27, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

D:

But i just posted my Arrested Development .gif!!

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i see it

all that matters

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 27, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

But i just posted my Arrested Development .gif!!

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 27, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

IM GOING TO NATTOS POSTGAMER!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 27, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

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