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Post-game thread: Giants demolish the Nationals, score four runs

Remember: We all got excited about an offensive explosion tonight, and the explosion consisted of four runs. The dam broke! The waves of runs came pouring over our heads! No one was spared! Runs! Runs! Waves of runs!

Four. They scored four runs. They lowered their season average for runs scored. And yet it felt kuje rybs wier hys...sorry about that, it seems like my keyboard was covered with runs that leaked out from my TV. I should get that checked.

So while I’m happy the Giants snapped a five-game losing streak, and I’m always a fan of a Giants win whether it comes with one hit or fifty, this win worried me just a little. Because there were a couple of reasons the Giants didn’t score for a few games:

Star-divide

  1. They aren’t especially good.
  2. They had awful, awful luck. Oh-for-25 with runners in scoring position over the past few games? Not even the Giants can own up to that kind of suck. That was just an absence of luck.

Tonight, the first point was still true.  The second point wasn’t. Todd Wellemeyer blooped a hit, Andres Torres roped a single, and Edgar Renteria threw his bat at a ball at his ankles for a single. One well-struck ball, one run. It’s kind of amazing that it hadn’t happened in the previous 26 innings.

So what scares me is the correlation-equals-causation percolating in Bochy’s head right now. With Schierholtz on the bench, and Bowker in timeout, the Giants had an offensive explosion. Four runs! Waves of runs!

Eh. I’ll shut up and enjoy the win now. Nice game, fellas. And it would be remiss to ignore the pretty sweet start from Wellemeyer. Maybe he’ll be a worthy fifth starter after all.

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"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 25, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

MOAR BUNTZ!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 25, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

From the GDT:

AmyG says

Edgar Renteria aggravated right hamstring. That’s what prompted late inning position changes for SF. Renteria evaluated tomorrow

So maybe that solves the wacky fielding issue.

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by can of corn on May 25, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. The frailty of our starting vets is really amazing.

Just think, if DeRosa, Huff, Rowand, Uribe, Renteria, and Sanchez, and Molina are all healthy at one time, Torres will actually get pushed out of the starting lineup.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, what’s with all the injuries? It’s reaching Met-like proportions.

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by can of corn on May 25, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLD

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLbroken

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

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by natteringnabob on May 25, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

product of so many guys on the wrong side of 30.

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by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo was our only starter under 30 tonight. Just think about that for a moment.

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by Solidarity on May 25, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, watched the game on mute, glanced over and saw the foggy filter effect being played on the Giants offense highlights… and it looked like a bunch of old fat guys swinging bats and running around the bases, looking like they just recaptured a glimmer of their glory days. It was that foggy/dreamlike filter that made it look hilarious.

by Every6thDay on May 25, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

on a team with 4 outfielders listed on the roster, with two of them being 26, they managed to find a way to start 3 guys in the OF over 30.

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by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, remember Nate still isn’t 100%. I think that does factor into the lineup right nwo.

by joethejet on May 26, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Youth movement!

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 25, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take a giant step and grow!

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by sfgiants420 on May 25, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that last year

or the year before? I think last year in spring training they proclaimed the youth movement. They aged fast.

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

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by natteringnabob on May 25, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your San Francisco Giants

The Portland Trail Blazers of baseball.

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by RDreamer on May 25, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha ouch

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by cloudydays on May 25, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Golden State

of health

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 26, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

What a surprise, Rent is hurt

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by SFGuy on May 25, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah. They won a game in these positions so they stay!

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by say hey nation on May 26, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

As Much as I liked the win

I think it sucks that a guy like Wellemeyer has more wins than Matt Cain and Jonathan Sanchez

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by objesguy on May 25, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Yummy Torres on postgame.

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by can of corn on May 25, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Michael Urban just said this.
The Giants are now 1-0 when Huff starts in left field. They need his defensive presence out there.

I am not even kidding.

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by jctGamer on May 25, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my

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by thehavenot on May 25, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLWUT

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 25, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

But surely he must be.

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by can of corn on May 25, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

/facepalm

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 25, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hold out hope that he’s learned sarchasm

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by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 25, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you heard it you could tell it was chasms.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 25, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a fucking idiot

by nataku on May 25, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on May 26, 2010 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully he's joking

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by Gobroks on May 25, 2010 10:06 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

WHAT???!?!?!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!????!!?!!!?!?!?!

This is unacceptable. How does this man have a job?

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by goGSW24 on May 25, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Calm down, people

He was joking.

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by groug on May 25, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m calmer than you, groug.

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by Natto on May 25, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m calmer than any of you dumb motherfuckers.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 25, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

But can you get me a toe?

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by groug on May 25, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

of the camel variety?

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by jctGamer on May 25, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, just a toe

With green nail polish.

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by groug on May 25, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

But do you have calmer eyes?

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on May 25, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re certainly less murdery.

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by groug on May 25, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

My exclamation points and question marks reveal my calm demeanor.

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by goGSW24 on May 25, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU I'M CALM

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by jponry on May 25, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

REMAIN CALM!

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by Solidarity on May 25, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

SPANKY YOU CALM?

(that was for nataku)

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

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by jctGamer on May 25, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure he was kidding

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 25, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

chasing personal accolades since day 1

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 25, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker is now the pinch hitter extraordinaire

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by thehavenot on May 25, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

This I’m hoping Bochy and Sabean aren’t like OMG THIS LINEUP IS TOTALLY WORKING

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 25, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

INJURED DOWN THE STRETCH, NERD

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on May 26, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oye, oye, all rise in the Kangaroo Court Of Silly Superstitions!
Which dude pulls a hammy first in this debacle?

I go with Huff.

The money lies in the RBIs
— Jeff Kent


by hokysmksbw on May 25, 2010 7:15 PM MST reply actions

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 26, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on May 26, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now I like bunts!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Edgar

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 25, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

who?

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by jctGamer on May 25, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Benched for this lineup that is obviously working.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 25, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hung loose.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Him and bowker we’re locked in the basement, bork came down to get bowker in the 7th to do his slave work.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 25, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andres Torres = Angel Pagan? (I mean this as a good thing; glad to see a guy make the most of his opportunity)

Also, since I watched the game on mute out of the corner of my eye, did Livan shift his defense back because he knew he’d get Rowand to fly out to right?

by Every6thDay on May 25, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

more or less

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 25, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen that (corner of the eye or otherwise)

by Every6thDay on May 25, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wellemeyer 5th starter or . . .

LF? Just sayin. . .

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by Giantsfan4life on May 25, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Aubrey Huff is the LF Come on guy.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 25, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He at least can handle routine fly balls, so I believe by default that makes him superior.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 25, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh...

…as opposed to the RF Come on guy?

Between this and can’s “Yummy Torres” our outfield’s getting NSFW

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 25, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez

He makes starting pitchers look like natural LFs.

by L-Nova on May 25, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

quality option in left when he’s not pitching, we need hitters!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 25, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

back in the Eighties, Jeff Robinson would be sent out to RF in extra innings

He’d pitch, then go to the OF. One time he hosed a guy going for the hustle double.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 25, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t you mean Don Robinson?

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by Fla-Giant on May 25, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved big Don. He had a little John Wayne in him; big guy, walking s l o w l y to the plate, handling a bat like it was a toothpick. He actually looked a little like Pete Vuckovich in Major League, a real life pitcher playing a first baseman in the movie, with a perfectly plausible power hitter stance and swing. That was Don Robinson—he just looked like a hitter up there. Even though he was in fact a pitcher. And slow as hell—if you could arrange a race around the bases between Don Robinson and Bengie Molina, Bengie would hit home about the time Don was puffing into second.

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by Giantsfan4life on May 25, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, Jeff Robinson. Not the Caveman.

Roger Craig used him as an emergency outfielder because he was one in college.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 25, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the Caveman could never have played the OF. DH, maybe. . .

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by Giantsfan4life on May 25, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a good time to say

I saw Don Robinson hit a triple back in the day.

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by thehavenot on May 26, 2010 6:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

so tempted to lay a ban on ScottinMarin… won’t do it, though, I guess.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, not intentionally, anyway.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s not being very polite.

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by can of corn on May 25, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only I weren’t personally egging him on, I’d have better perspective on the necessary mod action. He hasn’t gone over the line, anyway, so whatever. Dig own hole, and all that.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just caught up on that thread

I’ll be blunt with my assessment. What a fucking arrogant pathetic self centered retard.

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by jctGamer on May 25, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

See below comments on Marin stereotypes.

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by Solidarity on May 25, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lawl "necessary mod action"

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 25, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, clearly I’m full of hot air, vic. Seeing as how I’m taking absolutely no action.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Easy, I meant no offense.

Marin was overly butthurt.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 25, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'M BANNING EVERYONE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 25, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

As you spread your lovin' arms across this land?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 25, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

No offense taken. That was just the hot air speaking.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm... kinda laughing.

But I think I’d prefer to see a McC rendition on CA’s Cronus.

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by L-Nova on May 25, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

kenshin is the head you can't really see, right?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 25, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 25, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s being a dick

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 25, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s giving us Marin residents a bad name. I would ban him just for that.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 25, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

excuse me

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 25, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I spent a few years in Mill Valley. Scott still has a long way to go to affect the Marinite archetype.

by KrazyKrabMeat on May 25, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 25, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

A t-shirt

“Mill Valley: I love my town, but I hate my neighbors.”

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 25, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

does he have a hot tub?

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

And peacock feathers.

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by Solidarity on May 25, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

A small dog to carry while shopping at the drug store.

by KrazyKrabMeat on May 25, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

remember that kid from Marin who was a member of the Taliban?

The big slur from the Fox News set was that they all have hot tubs, so how could you expect him to have good values.

The Taliban love hot tubs

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Origins of the “hot tubs and peacock feathers” stereotype:

Cyra McFadden’s Marin satire The Serial: A Year in the Life of Marin County first appeared in “Pacific Sun” and 1976 and later became a feature film and popular novel in 1980. But before that, in 1978, came this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFF02Zv9W7E

(Might not want to watch if you have kids around. There’s cable-grade nudity. Also, the sound is off but whatever.)

Also, George Bush – that’s H.W. for those of you playing at home, – was the one who called John Walker Lindh ""some misguided Marin County hot-tubber."

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by Solidarity on May 25, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

I bought a hot tub last week.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

my old house actually did have a hot tub

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 25, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

ELITIST

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 25, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve only even ever been in a hot tub twice.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

hot tubs stimulate facial hair growth, FYI

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just keep directors and jealous omitted starlets' daughters out of it.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 25, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

in Marin?

eleetist

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't you mean

terrorist

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 25, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

aren't they the same?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 26, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

A clean mountain bike and spandex to get a cup of coffee downtown

by KrazyKrabMeat on May 25, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mill Valley: highest concentration of Dry Cleaners per capita in the world

by KrazyKrabMeat on May 25, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH!

Scott In Marin. I get it now.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 25, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the KNBR caller persona!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 26, 2010 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

all we need now

is SaltyBaltyinClovis and Bowler Bob…

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 26, 2010 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I lol'd when I heard

“Kruk joins us next segmet to talk about the giants huge line up shake up exploding for runs”

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 26, 2010 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

iknowrite?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

scottinmarin

gives Marin…. a bad name

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 26, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just saw the thread in question. Insta-ban. What a dickbag.

by Grant Brisbee on May 25, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t deny his genius, though.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

man, I was just starting to have fun

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this is the first time i’ve heard the term dickbag

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

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by jctGamer on May 25, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still thanking Ice-T for “hot bowl of dicks”

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? It’s totally fetch.

by Grant Brisbee on May 25, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shway.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 25, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your spelling is easier than mine.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always heard it with a c and and e, though.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could be right. I was trying to figure it out on the spot.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 25, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re probably right. It really is the Occam’s razor of spelling that word.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

ə?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop trying to make fetch happen grant

IT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 25, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant is streets ahead of us all

by Giant Homer on May 26, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schwey.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is it always the male English majors in my life that bring up Mean Girls?

Oh, right. Theater.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 25, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Tim Meadows is so good in that movie.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still haven’t seen Mean Girls.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 25, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

2nd best Lindsay Lohan movie evar

after “I Know Who Killed Me”.

In all seriousness, it is entertaining.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to rottentomatoes, it’s second only to Freaky Friday.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mean Girls, I mean. Not I know who killed whatever.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, that was a joke.

I know who killed me was completely terrible.

The remake of The Parent Trap she did was entertaining. It also does a great job of illustrating just how much talent she’s squandered.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, the first guy who recommended it to me was my high school “Ethics and Values” teacher (basically, rhetoric) who held a master’s from Cambridge and suggested it as a “fantastic” case study in anger ethics.

Movie is legit.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 25, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Filmed in Morro Bay (partly)!

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 25, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lindsay Lohan

What a mess she is.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on May 26, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can't believe she's 23

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 26, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I saw clips of her DUI trial recently. She looks good. Could have been the business suit.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on May 26, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

distracted by decolletage

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 26, 2010 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

/female worker walks by

What?

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on May 26, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I must admit

It’s an interesting courtroom strategy… gotta marshal all the evidence as best you can, I guess.

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 26, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, so that’s where he went.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 25, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to announce that I just read that entire thread, and that it was awesome!

Thanks for the lulz ScottinMarin, sorry about your ban.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on May 25, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed it! : (

That’s what I get for ignoring the obviously stupid fanshot.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 26, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it was a FanPost.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 26, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it the same one yesterday about the definition of a good AB or whatever?

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 26, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 26, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read it yesterday and I’m surprised anyone even went back. Good for some lulz though.

Kyle Stratford : Brian Sabean :: Toby Flenderson : Michael Scott

by jhiat00 on May 26, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yesterday must have been please to please many people. I was surprised to hear that. Also, provide some lulz.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on May 26, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please ignore the obviously stupid comment.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 26, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my. Kruk is talking about a “release” in the broadcast booth after the win.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 25, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully someone gave him a box of Kleenex

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 26, 2010 4:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

That would definitely be the strangest knock knock joke I’ve ever heard.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 25, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Knock knock.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

How.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuck kind of question is that?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ultimate question.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 25, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

TAKE THAT LIVIAN HERNANDEZ

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 25, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Livan Hernandez is having a great year, he’s had a few hard luck loses but whatever. 2 of his 3 losses are against jiminez, and his other loss came against future HOF’ertodd wellemeyer.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 25, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahah, I know that. I was just repeating what Kruk said.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 25, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I was just being facetious including todd wellemeyer along side the name of jiminez.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 25, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, okay.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 25, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice headline espn

Wellemeyer outduels Hernandez as giants explode for 4 runs to break streak

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 25, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He calls his child Jesus.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair, it’s usually followed by “will you shutup already?!”

by Every6thDay on May 25, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You missed it, E6. You missed it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cos' he likes the name.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 25, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you, vic.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

De nada.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 25, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Ryan zimmerman isn’t even in the top 5 for the NL all star game voting, LOL CHIPPER JONES.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 25, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. Human beings are stupid.

Btw, assuming you meant top 5 in NL 3B, right?

by Every6thDay on May 25, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah in the 3rd basemen voting for the NL, pablo is 3rd with like 3,000 less votes than casey mcghee which is cool I guess.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 25, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

McGehee leads all players in RBI

So he deserves every vote.

Also POKEMONZ

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 25, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t tell if this is a chasm or not.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 25, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No chasm!

McGehee is a main reason my ESPN pokemonz are doing so well. He is for realz.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 26, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo is!

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 25, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL pseudo-democracy

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 25, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m ashamed to admit that I get this reference.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh... I have two sisters.

We watched it a couple of times when it came out.

by L-Nova on May 25, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

it has some redeeming qualities

and until we get too tv’s in the living room, sometimes we have to watch what the wife wants to watch.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The NL All-Star team is going to be the starting lineup for the Philidelphia Phillies.

Again, I mean.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 25, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Charlie Manuel will make sure of it somehow.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 25, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilson Valdez at short!

That’s what you get for doggin’ it, Hanley!

by Every6thDay on May 25, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

with juan castro as the backup

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 25, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Starting catcher= Paul Hoover

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 25, 2010 10:19 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Starting DH = Ben francisco

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 25, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol at starting SS= Jimmy Rollins

/fields half of the game in a wheelchair, other half in hospital be

by L-Nova on May 25, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Err… *hospital bed.

by L-Nova on May 25, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would be funny to have an All Star that was DFA'd

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on May 26, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

NBA doesn't count

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 26, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Closest thing and this really doesn't count

Mike Schmidt was voted as a starter to the All Star team in 1989 and he retired during the season (final game in SF, btw).

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on May 26, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

It’ll be the Phillies vs ESPN YankeeSawx

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 25, 2010 10:18 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

What’s ridiculous is brett gardner, nick swisher, and curtis granderson are going to be all stars and none of them deserve to be LOL. If randy winn was a starter he’d be an all star, I bet he’s crushed gardener stole his star status.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 25, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just for the record, Granderson is the highest of the three for voting, and he’s in 5th place. Ichiro, Crawford, Nelson Cruz, and Josh Hamilton lead the pack for outfielders.

Granderson, Torii Hunter, Swisher, and Gardner are 5-8.

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by Solidarity on May 25, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

+Ichiro!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 25, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

ICHIRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 25, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LASER BEAM!!!!!!!!

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by Solidarity on May 25, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s dynamite with one.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rumor of Terrance Long waking up in the morning looking over his shoulder for incoming laser beam

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 25, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of my all-time baseball moments

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 25, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBxUOLqr-gA

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 25, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

a very fond memory

My grandma loved baseball, and watched the Mariners regularly. I was watching this game with her, and we were wondering about this new guy in RF. Right about the time he let loose that throw. Awesome and thanks for posting.

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 26, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

NL all star voting if you want some lols at the names on there http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100525&content_id=10409258&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 25, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

has anybody here seen The Host?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 25, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

The Korean movie?

Yes.

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by Natto on May 25, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you like it?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 25, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natto thinks that it’s fucking awesome.

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by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Non-short answer

It’s really well made. It has drama, comedy, and horror. Lots of great little moments between the characters.

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by Natto on May 25, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm, ok. it’s on netflix instant watch thing on my ps3, so i think i’m gonna try it out

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

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#52

by cloudydays on May 25, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it’s the movie Natto is talking about, it’s fucking awesome.

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by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Korean Monster Movie?

Then, yes.

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-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 25, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome, right?

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by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm...

I wouldn’t say awesome, but I don’t feel I wasted my time by seeing it.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 25, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang, I thought I might have found something that you and I agree about. :(

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by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I saw it in a movie theater where I was the only person in the audience.

It’s not like it was movie people were knocking over each other to get into.

The money lies in the RBIs
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by hokysmksbw on May 25, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

There aren’t really a lot of foreign language films that fit that description regardless of quality, though.

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by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crouching Tiger is one of the few that come to mind. And I guess the wave of pretty fighting movies that came out in the immediate aftermath.

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by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

except for French films 40 years ago

when you could affect that you were going to see high art but really just wanted to see some boobs.

nudity in American cinema ruined the market for foreign films.

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by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

what description? awesome?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

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#52

by cloudydays on May 25, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something that people are running to the theater to see.

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by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 25, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good example. Good movie, too.

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by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 25, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

But even that only made $17 million domestically. Way better than the $2 that the Host pulled in stateside, for sure. For comparison with crappy American movies, though: By next week, Letters to Juliet will have made twice that on its own.

Not a fair comparison, I know, but I was just taking a quick look at the current charts.

All of which pale in comparison to the $128+ mil that Crouching Tiger won.

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by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

And just because I found it, here’s the all-time chart for Foreign Language Films:

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/genres/chart/?id=foreign.htm

I forgot about Pan’s Labyrinth. Also a good movie. And Amelie.

Kind of amazing how quickly the list goes from Crouching Tiger to $20 million AT BEST.

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by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, i was about to bring up pan’s labyrinth. although i didn’t see it in theaters

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#52

by cloudydays on May 25, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got that sitting in the DVR, need to fire it up sometime.

Got so caught up in Lost.

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by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s kind of amazing to think of the list of movies that Guillermo del Toro has made. At least, amazing to me. Anybody who knocks out Blade AND Pan’s Labyrinth is a special kind of director.

By the way, don’t read his vampire book. It’s fucking terrible.

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by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you know he was going to take over the “Hobbit” project before Peter Jackson and the studio kissed and made up?

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by Solidarity on May 25, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew he was tied to it, but I haven’t been paying attention to the more recent news.

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by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck yeah Hero!

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by Solidarity on May 25, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hiro Protagonist?

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by grape on May 25, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heero Protagonist

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by Solidarity on May 25, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I JUST FEEL RHYTHM EMOTION

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by Natto on May 25, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

JUST ONE BEAT COMMUNICATION

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by jponry on May 26, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am enjoying this sub-thread.

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by Solidarity on May 26, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Inb4 Unicorn jokes and SHINING FINGER.

by L-Nova on May 25, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about Ong Bak?

And the unofficial Ong Bak 2 (the one with the elephant)? And the actual Ong Bak 2 comes out later this year?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 26, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tony Jaa is a ridiculous human being, and those are ridiculous movies. They’re awesome.

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by Solidarity on May 26, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tony Jaa is ridiculous, but I actually thought Ong Bak wasn’t particularly good. It was fun to watch him do what he does, but it’d be nice to see him do what he does in a movie that can actually support it. Although, admittedly, I may not be giving the state of Thai film making the proper evaluative process.

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by howtheyscored on May 26, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve heard it is kind of like little miss sunshine/monster movie

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 25, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i mean:

“a cross between little miss sunshine and a monster movie”

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

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by cloudydays on May 25, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

little miss sunshine was it’s own kind of monster movie

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by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaah

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 25, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

i liked that movie

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 25, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn't see it

but I’ll square up on a fat pitch. :)

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by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

little miss sunshine : Jaymee Sire

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by jctGamer on May 25, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

just realized I used the wrong its.

I hate myself

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by DrStankus on May 26, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

you realize that's an insta-ban

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by jponry on May 26, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm… I wouldn’t really characterize it like that, although I can kind of see the comparison. Dysfunctional family + monster.

It’s really a hard movie to pin down. It has a lot of seemingly incongruent elements working together. But I really love it. Natto does a good job of saying it in a few words: drama, comedy, horror, etc.

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by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

incongruous? incongruent? both of those appear to be words….

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by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

inflammable means flammable?

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by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've heard about it

And I REALLY want to watch it.

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by goGSW24 on May 25, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

i liked it

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 26, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s pretty cool.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 26, 2010 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Grant:
percolating in Bochy’s head right now

Is this an Erlenmeyer Flask situation?

by Every6thDay on May 25, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

there's a fish in the percolator

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by jponry on May 25, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I think it's a round-bottom.

Over the years, his intelligence has been distilled out of his head. Makes sense, if you ask me.

by L-Nova on May 25, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk and Flem are busy making Renteria out to be the savior of the franchise right now on the post game show.

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by cybermaldonado on May 25, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

somewhat of an exaggeration, but mostly true. mainly kuip for that nice play he made to save a couple runs.

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by KINGofCRA5H on May 25, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

he hit a world series winning chopper over the mound 23 years ago, he’s a franchise icon.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 25, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

he bunted!

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by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Savior of the DL!

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Never Forget

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by jctGamer on May 25, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Renteria sounded really depressed about the injury right there. I feel bad for him now.

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by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm just glad his option isn't a player option

Even though there’s a strong chance sabean will pick it up, if not sign him to a 3 year extension for 30 million.

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by sfgiants420 on May 25, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will never count any old lame vet as gone

after Molina’s return.

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"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 25, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

except for BLB

the one old vet who was still a plus player…

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by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think he came back

cf. the bottom five finish of the offense the last five years.

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by natteringnabob on May 25, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just finished Portal. Thanks guys for turning me on to that.

Helluva game and I only had to puke 4 times from motion sickness to make it all the way through.

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by cybermaldonado on May 25, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

mac or pc?

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by KINGofCRA5H on May 25, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Half Life 2

comes out tomorrow for mac on steam.

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by KINGofCRA5H on May 25, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

For serious?

There goes my weekend.

Any word on if Fallout 3 is going to get ported?

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by grape on May 25, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

pc.

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by cybermaldonado on May 25, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cutting Edge

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Cake is a Lie!

"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."

by cybermaldonado on May 25, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason I feel like logging onto Cake Poker, sitting at a table and typing that into the chat box every few minutes. Maybe not a good idea… but wth, I haven’t been banned from a poker site since the Fish Tank 86’d me.

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by cybermaldonado on May 25, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That song is so awesome that it's a moral obligation for me to continue it:

Making a note here: Huge Success…

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by goGSW24 on May 25, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Puking only 4 times?

Have fun reading Scrotie McBoogerballs.

by L-Nova on May 25, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s so… Wonderful!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 25, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOO!!!!

So glad I got that game.

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by goGSW24 on May 25, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here, but last week

Got it for Steam on Mac.

That being said, it really wasn’t particularly difficult. Maybe because I’ve been playing Monkey Island and Sam and Max which really tax my brain.

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by grape on May 25, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you get the new season of Sam & Max? It’s awesome so far.

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by Natto on May 25, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but it made no sense, so I went back and started from season 1.

Not that the irreverence wasn’t hilarious, but it was like dadaist

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by grape on May 25, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

It’s not particularly hard, but is still engaging and fun and provides enough difficulty to keep it from being boring.

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by goGSW24 on May 25, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll back you up there

It definitely was one of the more engaging games that I’ve played recently. There was only one part (I think the 18th room) which really made me tear my hair out.

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by grape on May 25, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember freaking out and taking a long time to figure out what to do once they first start shooting at you.

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by goGSW24 on May 25, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

I know we’re re-hashing a really old argument, but I’m sad it wasn’t longer.

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by grape on May 25, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, come now.

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by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will be with you when you lose your breath,
Chasing the only meaningful memory you thought you had left.
With some pretty, bright and bubbly terrible scene
That was doing her thing on your chest.

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by grape on May 25, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies
While you and your mother were
Asleep in the trailer park

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on May 25, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mother sells condoms to sailors
My dad pricks the heads with a pin
My sister performs the abortions
And, O, how the money rolls in!

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by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by goGSW24 on May 25, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG they were just listening to the J. Cole in the clubhouse

I wonder which player knows about J. Cole. My money’s on J Sanchez or Burriss (I think he’s with the team).

by giants92388 on May 25, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Burris is with the team but he’s out for 3 months because he slipped while taking a piss and strained his calf.

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by sfgiants420 on May 25, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s no way to treat cattle.

by KrazyKrabMeat on May 25, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, will I be let down by tonight's Justified?

The show has begun shown a very dangerous pattern of minimal Eva Crowder and Raylan shooting people…

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by grape on May 25, 2010 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

A little disappointing. And only two episodes left? WTF?

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on May 26, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT -- OH WOW talk about a header!

Not 100% safe for work, but this is hilarious.

http://www.facebook.com/#!/video/video.php?v=126545330704845

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by jctGamer on May 25, 2010 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

talk about link failure

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by jctGamer on May 25, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just the tip.

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by Solidarity on May 25, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the fuck! They are named the Mufflins!

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 25, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhhh

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhhhhhh yeah

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on May 26, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's like Steven Tyler's observation on music videos some time ago.

How they ruin your imagination for its own imagery.

Well…r.i.p. propellering.

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by victor frankenstein on May 26, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I love that I forgot to turn on Sportscenter right at 11:00, but am comfortable in my assumption that the first 15 minutes will be about the Lakers game.

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by Solidarity on May 25, 2010 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I love the way the sun hits your eyes when you laugh.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 25, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

the morning sun when it’s in your face really shows your age

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by SF Pete on May 26, 2010 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do other boards have the infighting that seems to be growing here?

I’m not innocent by any means, but I am surprised by how bad it can get with some of the others.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 25, 2010 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

the others?

Is this a Lost thing?

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by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

lost is over.

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by positiveuphemism on May 25, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

not for Aaron Rowand

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

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by jctGamer on May 25, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s gonna die!

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by positiveuphemism on May 25, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

son of a bitch

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

but he won’t really be dead until he accepts the fact that he’s dead

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by positiveuphemism on May 25, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

finale good. right up til the end when the entire island became a McGuffin

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

guys

let’s keep it to the lost thread

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by jponry on May 25, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

(quasi-specific references i mean)

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by jponry on May 25, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s a lost thread?

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by positiveuphemism on May 25, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

unfortunately it’s lost

(http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/24/1484965/ot-lost-finale-spoilers)

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by jponry on May 25, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s lost in the other threads. Duh.

by L-Nova on May 25, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll admit, it’s not the easiest thread to find.

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by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

ben moved it

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 25, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, that guy…

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

so, where are you?

I’ll admit it kinda sucked that I caught up a little too fast and had to watch the last three episodes like a common plebe: when they were broadcast on television.

It’s really robbed me of my go to entertainment when there is nothing else to watch.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I’m totally done. I downloaded the second to last episode the day after, but watched the finale on an East Coast stream ‘cause I couldn’t wait.

I feel so empty now~

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by jponry on May 25, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

time to move on…

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by positiveuphemism on May 25, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/bright light

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by jponry on May 25, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow I just contradicted my own request what’s wrong with me

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by jponry on May 25, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You'll have to ban you

It’s the only way.

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by groug on May 25, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll sacrifice myself for the sake of the McCoven

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by jponry on May 25, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

No matta wut ya gonna die, jponry.

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by Natto on May 25, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

We all die sometime, kiddo.

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by groug on May 25, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

See ya in another life, Natto.

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by jponry on May 25, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

it looks like I actually could ban myself if I wanted to, but I’m fairly certain that no one would unban me if I did it.

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by jponry on May 25, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

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by cloudydays on May 25, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOL

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by positiveuphemism on May 25, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

that doesn’t even make sense

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t know the ending to that comment when I started typing it.

by Grant Brisbee on May 25, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

fair enough

but one thing is clear…this thing is magic/real.

On the inside.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

once could even go so far as to say that “it’s magic inside”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 25, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

/cops out at the ending

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 25, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spent a ton of time watching Lost.

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by positiveuphemism on May 25, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

I just deleted part of a post I’d written to comply with your request.

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turns out: It’s people!…Soilent Green is people!!!

by Giant Homer on May 26, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

vincent

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by positiveuphemism on May 25, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

so your Lost Rate might have been even greater than mine, since I think I was ahead of you there. Although I think I beat you to the live episodes, since I was on those with 3 to go.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is probably the last time I’ll ever have the opportunity to do something like this (marathon a show to this degree), so I thought I ought to do it right.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 25, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got the Breaking Bad Season 1 Disc 1 sitting there.

But even with that, there aren’t as many hours of programming there for the taking.

With Lost, it was a good challenge, and the pilot did a good job of totally grabbing me, especially since I took it up in late spring training when I was desperate for entertainment.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to finish watching Avatar: The Last Airbender and I need to finish S3 of Ashes to Ashes and S4 of Dexter, but I dunno when I’ll do any of that.

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by jponry on May 25, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The finale of season 4 of Dexter is awesome or really sad. Depends on how you feel about certain things. Also, Lithgow is the best villain.

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by positiveuphemism on May 25, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that fact that I know what happens is what’s keeping me from watching it :’(

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by jponry on May 25, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

still watch it

it is well crafted

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I will for sure.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 25, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah…so you like her then. I hated her from her first appearance and was so so so happy to see her go away. Then I watched the finale of californication and got punched in the gut. :(

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by positiveuphemism on May 25, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we don’t seem to have very in sync television opinions

LOL INFIGHTING!

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by jponry on May 25, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll do my best to get 'm in line, ma'amsir jpronry

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well the only thing that matters is South Park anyway.

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by positiveuphemism on May 25, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh.

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by jponry on May 25, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Northwest Park FTW

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by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Linkin Park \m/

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by Natto on May 25, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have a song out right now and I swear the lyrics sound like:

“It hurts so bad, oh god it hurts. The world is black. I want it to end. Stop the pain. The excruciating pain. My emotional pain. It’s all empty inside me.”

It’s easy to tell when Linkin Park doesn’t put any effort into a single.

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by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

fucking and punching

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by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

will be interesting where they go with the next season.

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Need moar first season killer Dexter. Less family man Dexter.

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by positiveuphemism on May 25, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

there’s less family………

ellipses…….

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spoiler

Katara’s belief in Aang is justified.

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by Natto on May 25, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT I BELIEVE AANG CAN SAVE THE WORLD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on May 25, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad. Oh, boy.

They should subtitle that Clueless In Albuquerque.

– SPOILER ALERT –
Amazing escapes by bumbling fools.

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by victor frankenstein on May 26, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chuck is freaking awesome and the finale blew Losts out of the water. And it was renewed for a fourth season.

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by positiveuphemism on May 25, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know about how it compares to Lost, but I agree that Chuck’s finale was awesome. Chuck was awesome, Casey was awesome, Ellie was awesome, Awesome was awesome…

Also: so called what happened with Chuck’s dad.

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by mymclife on May 25, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

For me Lost was like watching another episode till the end when I started flipping off the screen non-stop.

Chuck was like…holy shit, what’s gonna happen next? OMG! Mu ha ha! OMG! NOOOO ORION. Shaw you bastard. Mu ha ha. OMG!

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by positiveuphemism on May 25, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shaw quickly went from an annoying character to one I couldn’t stand. Luckily, that was the writers’ intention, haha.

And the whole third (first?) intersect thing was crazy. Great set-up for the next season.

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by mymclife on May 25, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shaws character arc was brilliant. Chevy Chase was a great villain because he seemed so happy about it. Shaw is just so dark and cold.

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by positiveuphemism on May 25, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really was. You saw that he was all business, very no-nonsense and the definition of a super-spy. And then you saw how those attributes that made him a great spy also made him deranged if one of the few people he let in was hurt or hurt someone he loved.

I never thought he would have become part of the Ring when he was first introduced, but when it did happen, it made perfect sense. And then his devotion to try to kill Sarah was just scary.

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by mymclife on May 25, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have a lot of catching up to do in that show.

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by cloudydays on May 25, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

How far back are you?

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by positiveuphemism on May 25, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

ummm the last episode i saw was the one where he ‘handles’ the dude who is making those sunglasses?

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by cloudydays on May 25, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, so this season. Well, ep 13 is the original ending date but then it got prolonged. As such, it ties everything up pretty well. Then there are six more after. It’s not season 2 by any means, but nothing else is, either.

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by positiveuphemism on May 25, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

SPOILERS

I liked it okay, but I was pretty tired of seeing a lot of the things that happened. I mean, you had the predictable character death (it was), the predictable resurrection of the guy who should be dead, the guy who we thought was normal turned out to have already had an intersect in his brain when he was a kid, the way that the show teased “He’s gonna stop being a spy!” when there was no chance of that, the way that it turned out both his parents were super involved in this shit…

I did like it, just to be clear. But I don’t know that I can consider it a great show.

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by groug on May 25, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s no masterpiece of writing, that’s to be sure, but it’s consistently entertaining and doesn’t care how absurd it gets, which is what I expect from it. Plus the characters are so endearing (Casey’s absolute loyalty and Awesome’s sweet bro/macho attitude are my favorites) that I can’t help but love it.

It’s predictable, but I like predictability. I like shows where I know the characters I like won’t die, and that the couple I root for will get together. It’s why I liked Smallville, I guess.

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by mymclife on May 25, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a fun way to pass an hour, but I seriously doubt it’s a show I’ll think about after it’s over. It’s a slightly funnier, much less dramatic Alias. There’s nothing wrong with that, but it doesn’t inspire a ton of passion in me.

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by groug on May 25, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not really meant for thinking about. Yes, there are plot holes, but the show obviously considers them inconsequential. If you ever find yourself focusing more on the plot holes than the entertaining parts, that’s the time to stop watching for a while – for me, anyway.

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by Ott on May 26, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, it is that rare beast that combines Romance, Comedy, Action and Drama in a way that works. Plus the characters are all charming in endearing in one way or another. There is great cast chemistry. And the in jokes and references are all over the place. Plus the mini homages to all sorts of things are a nice frosting over a very yummy cake.

And season two was a masterpiece. The finale is just awesome after awesome with a Mr. Roboto scene that really needs to be seen to be believed. Then intersect mk 2. Chuck me!!

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by positiveuphemism on May 26, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I still can’t believe Jack exploded. How did he get that much hydrogen in his body at one time?

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by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was from eating Hurley in one sitting.

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by positiveuphemism on May 25, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, right?

Who would have thought that the sickness was kuru?

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by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought they strongly implied that it took two sittings, though.

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by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s not canon

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by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or at the very least, one very long sitting.

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by groug on May 25, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, that will have to happen so Sabean won’t sign him to a 10-year extension.

by L-Nova on May 25, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

be thankful for the infighting here. some of them seem to have inbreeding instead.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

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by jctGamer on May 25, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

inbreeding...

that’s like physical group think, right?

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by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

hot nerb on nerb action!

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by natteringnabob on May 25, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

what infighting?

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by jponry on May 25, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT INFIGHTING

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by groug on May 25, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!

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by Solidarity on May 25, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU LAY OFF JPONRY BEFORE I BEAT YOUR ASS

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by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRING IT

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by groug on May 25, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU NAME THE PLACE

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by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE TAJ MAHAL, 20 MINUTES

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by groug on May 25, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'LL BE THERE AND YOU'LL BE SQUARE

BECAUSE I’M GOING TO POUND YOU INTO THAT PARTICULAR SHAPE

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by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

OW

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by groug on May 25, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

OW!

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by groug on May 25, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN IT, I WASN'T READY!

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by groug on May 25, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

twss

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by natteringnabob on May 25, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LISTEN YOU GODDAMN PUNK

DON’T MAKE ME BAN YOU

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by jponry on May 25, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU'RE ALL TALK

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by groug on May 25, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH YEAH???

IS THAT A CHALLENGE?

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by jponry on May 25, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?

MEET ME AT THE CHRIST THE REDEEMER STATUE IN HALF AN HOUR

WE’LL SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on May 25, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIT I BETTER GET MOVING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 25, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING ABRAS

HOW DO THEY WORK?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 25, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, was confused by that as well

someone comes in, challenges the jponry led orthodoxy. We respond as directed.

that’s not infighting.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least someone gets it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 25, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE STARTED IT!

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on May 26, 2010 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I tried to behave!

I tried to avoid an argument yesterday during the gamethread. I got called an elitist.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 26, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

you're no elitist

you just think you’re better than everyone.

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 26, 2010 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Movies

Which is better, The Devil Wears Prada or The Devil Wears Nada?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

The Devil Wears Dada is my favorite of the trilogy.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

makes sense, for someone that lives on his great grandmother's fainting couch

The American Art News stated that “The Devil Wears Dada is the sickest, most paralyzing and most destructive thing that has ever originated from the brain of man.”

Terrorist/Elitist.

Have fun in your hot tub.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither

Check out The Last Assbender instead

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on May 25, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Host!

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on May 25, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

The A-Team looks kinda like crap.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 11:17 PM PDT reply actions  

surprised they couldn’t turn that 80s tv gold into more gold.

Where’s my Simon and Simon movie? Magnum, P.I.?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

SMALL WONDER!

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 25, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on May 26, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I TRUSTED YOU, BRADLEY COOPER

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on May 25, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody who can actually fight crime is already in the police force.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 25, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, I searched for “shocked” on GIS with moderate SafeSearch on, and (NSFW! Not safe for work!) this came up. I really wanted to post it, but I didn’t want to get banned. It’s a misspelling away from being genius.

by Grant Brisbee on May 25, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

that doesn't look like Rick Astley

maybe my memory is fading

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 25, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm banning you anyway

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 25, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOT IF I BAN YOU FIRST

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 25, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not a mod

But I’m banning everybody including myself.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on May 26, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

wtf

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 25, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, so that’s why circumcision.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Respect the swarthy Eastern European contingent on MCC, please.

by Grant Brisbee on May 25, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be open minded!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 26, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow, I just did a GIS of my own and apparently that is an entire genre of images…

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

those are the hills outside of Tikrit

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 25, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 25, 2010 11:41 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Oh My God

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on May 26, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

The A-Team looks like a great summer flick.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 25, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

I’d forgotten that they’d made a “Country Bears” movie.

This has to be so horrible its good, right?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:32 PM PDT reply actions  

wait

Christopher Walken is in this?

Yep, so bad it is good.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

and Deidrich Bader?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I remember about it

was boyhood dreams, furries and old furries playing music.

Kinda like… well… umm…

by L-Nova on May 25, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

so, let's see what Jesse James has to say for hisself

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 25, 2010 11:35 PM PDT reply actions  

“hey, who among us doesn’t have an Eva Braun fetish? Who’s with me people?”

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in this line... IF

it’s the Seikon no Qwaser Eva Braun. The other one… I’ll pass.

by L-Nova on May 25, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get the feeling that he is shocked and apalled, sir.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL I keep seeing all these commercials for Marin County Supervisor and Marin Sheriff Something or Other.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 11:42 PM PDT reply actions  

elitist terrerost

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

And yet I feel like these ads are doing a better job of getting my vote than those of any of these jerks running for governor of the entire fucking state!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whitman’s ads had me totally convinced to vote for Poizner until I saw one of his attack ads.

Now I’m disillusioned. In thirty years I’ll be Lars.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on May 25, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Based on absolutely nothing but the advertisements, they both look like fucking idiots.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

Good thing for Jerry Brown he doesn’t have a challenger.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on May 25, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jerry will be stepping through the dead sea of the parting political bodies of Whitman & Poizner

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 25, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

the one with the little car driving off the cliff

was pretty embarrassing.

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 25, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in this line

I think it starts outside your great uncle’s house and ends on his chesterfield.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guy who’s running for attorney general looks like an idiot from his ads as well. He talked about how he’s so great at personal privacy law by boasting that he’s Facebook’s lawyer. Yeah, I don’t think that’s something you really want to boast about right now.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 25, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That cracks me up every time “leading legal counsel for Facebook.” LOL

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was a facepalm

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on May 26, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’ve only ever seen one Poizner ad so far

(And 6 million Whitman ones)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 25, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's my ratio too

But Poizner’s one ad was terrible enough that I can’t justify it.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on May 25, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it really was awful

It was like, “NO! NO! DON’T LISTEN TO HER! LOOK AT HOW CONSERVATIVE I AM! LOOOOOOOK!!!!!”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 25, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh god

they’re both terrible.

POIZNER SUPPORTS ABORTIONS!!!

WHITMAN SUPPORTS MEX-E-CANS!!!!

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 25, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find it very fascinating

that people with billions of dollars are willing to spend millions of them to get elected. It’s almost as if they are investing in something that will return millions more to them if they win.

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 25, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

almost as if

either that or ego payments are more satisfying than money.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

what we really need are mexican abortions

oh my, look at these ellipses…..
………

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCOTTINMARIN SOCKPUPPET

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 25, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

needs more "shitfaces"

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 26, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just saw the Poizner ad yesterday where he was like “I AM 150% IN FAVOR OF ARIZONA’S IMMIGRATION LAW!”

Which seemed like kind of the dumbest thing he could possibly attempt to sell himself with.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fortunately for him, there are no Mexican voters in California.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on May 25, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

/enacts lawnmower voter law
/bans self for rampant bigotry

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are they still using that "You're one of us" line?

I was a little stunned by that showing up in different state campaigns, but that just points up my political ignorance.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 26, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m still confused that a guy named Poziner is running for office. Talk about a handicap.

And on the Senate race…Carly Fiorina, who ran HP into the ground, she needs to be in government?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

pro tip

Poizner currently holds an elected office.

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 25, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

it’s VERY confusing.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

She ran Harry Potter into the ground?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is scary is what is happening in CT.

Vince McMahon’s wife could be a Senator.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on May 26, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Linda McMahon is running for public office? This is so awesome. I remember when she was in shock, in a wheelchair, I think because of him cheating on her, and then she stood up and kicked him in the nuts. She was terrible on WWF programming, but whatever I was talking about.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 26, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd be a good supervisor

“Hey, Marin County! Keep up the good work!”

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on May 25, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

"buy a hot tub!"

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Also, LLAMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

GROUGTHINK ALERT
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by groug on May 25, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Can you guys work… faster?”

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll buy three hammocks for Marin County, if that’s what it takes to get the job done.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on May 25, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, you have my vote.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Homer really improved productivity there.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on May 26, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Possibly the best political ad ever

or at least the most hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU7fhIO7DG0&feature=topvideos

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 25, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

OH MY FUCKING LORD THE CUTS!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MAN “WE’RE REPUBLICANS – WE KNOW BETTER THAN THAT” PLUS GIANT SHOTGUN = WOW

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

ikr

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 25, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

rifle

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 26, 2010 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry. Not being a Republican, my chances of knowing better than that were significantly reduced.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 26, 2010 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s because you don’t give a rip. Or is it because you could give a rip?

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 26, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was just kind of giggling until the extended close up of the horse’s eyes, at which point I lost it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 25, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lost it when he pulled the gun out of nowhere

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 25, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The gun is pretty amazing. The timing is perfect, too.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 25, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

“AND WHAYE!”

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 26, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOOK AT HOW SAD THIS GODDAMN HORSE IS

SAD FOR AMERICA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 25, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we have a mascot for McC

this horse looks like he just watched the Giants make three outs in five pitches.

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 26, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

horse's eyes

are you sure that wasn’t a Sex in the City 2 trailer featuring Sarah Jessica Parker?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 26, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is exactly what happened with me.

Rooting for Jose Casilla to take his K- and GB-inducing skills to the majors and join his brother.

The Kids: Lewis, Posey, Sandoval, Bowker, Schierholtz, Frandsen, Ishikawa, Amezaga... CHONE WAR projection= 12.7

Current Team: Rowand, Sanchez, DeRosa, Sandoval, Huff, Molina, Renteria, Schierholtz... CHONE WAR projection= 12.6

by dregarx on May 26, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Police and thieves…”

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 26, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s fantastic.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on May 26, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is one of my personal favorites:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpwdcmjBgNA

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 26, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

needs more demon sheep

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 26, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

You say that about everything

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on May 26, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

IF THERE IS A DEMON SHEEP

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 26, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

man

this is seriously one of the funniest political ads i have ever seen

so overdramatic
so full of sheep

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 26, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

that made no sense at all.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 26, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

the thing is

it happened

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 26, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

But don't you want someone who can make bad commercials on the same level as his opponent?

If there is a commercial.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on May 26, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

DOESN’T IT MAKE SENSE TO BE AS STRONG AS THE BEAR?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 26, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

IF THERE IS A BEAR

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on May 26, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHICH THERE MAY OR MAY NOT BE, WERE NOT SURE YET, BUT ONE THING WE ARE SURE OF IS THAT DEMOCRATS ARE PUSSIES.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 26, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

hmm

I guess I did understand it…

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 26, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

TO SOME PEOPLE, THE BEAR IS DANGEROUS. TO OTHERS, IT IS TAME.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 26, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

RONALD REAGAN: PREPARED FOR PEACE

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 26, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

RONALD REAGAN: FUCK YOU, GRENADA

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on May 26, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's a Lost thing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 26, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND, IT WAS A DIFFERENT ERA.

 IF THERE WAS A DIFFERENT ERA

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 26, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is even weirder

when watched with Country Bears on the tv

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 26, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 26, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

That made as much sense as nothing.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 26, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

And yet successful!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_in_the_woods

The advertisement itself had a very high recall rate amongst viewers, even those who were uncertain of its meaning.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 26, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

The ad won praise from the political and advertising world.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 26, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

What the toad fuckery.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 26, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer the Butter Battle Book, myself.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 26, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't see how anyone can top the LBJ "Daisy" ad

In terms of being over-the-top and insane

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 26, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is this a ‘Lost’ thing?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 26, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

If there is a polar bear.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 26, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prepared for Peace!!

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on May 26, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 26, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOL

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 26, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s got my vote.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 26, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m immediately sending your link to every Alabaman I know.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 26, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This Country Bear

keeps talking about a higher purpose.

OMG, the island is Disneyland?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 25, 2010 11:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Queen Latifah is in this?

Wow, this is one for the ages.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 26, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

poor Latifah

pretty and talented and man, some really, really terrible movies.

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 26, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

roger ebert liked just wright!

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 26, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

they're not all terrible

i.e Set it Off. And she was great in Chicago. But there’s Beauty Shop, Taxi, the one with Steve Martin, etc.

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 26, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I could find the Lost OT thread

but I can’t.

Ben Linus has to feel like a make up artist on The Country Bears. So much genius lost on such evil.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 26, 2010 12:10 AM PDT reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/24/1484965/ot-lost-finale-spoilers

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 26, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s why I set my Fanshots to show 10 on the page.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 26, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

My FanPosts are set to 15!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 26, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow I’ve got 25 fanposts on the page

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 26, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I HAVE 30!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 26, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t even know you could change that

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 26, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Am I the only McCoven to have never seen Lost?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on May 26, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

nope

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 26, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Never seen it.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 26, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

\o

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 26, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

No.

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on May 26, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

No.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 26, 2010 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

LAWL old guy role call

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 26, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maaaat-lock!

I watched it a couple of times but I, ahem, got lost.

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 26, 2010 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tried to watch a couple episodes…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 26, 2010 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are one of the smart ones.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 26, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

saw the first season; after that, it seemed to lose its way

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 26, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean strikes again

I’m sure some of you have seen this article, but for those who haven’t http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/05/25/SP9F1DJO18.DTL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 26, 2010 12:31 AM PDT reply actions  

that link posted wrong for some reason

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/05/25/SP9F1DJO18.DTL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 26, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

That link won’t post correctly for some reason, but I’ll post the genius statement.

n Saturday morning, before the back-to-back shutouts by the A’s, The Chronicle asked general manager Brian Sabean to assess what he saw over the first quarter of the season. He described a team that needs to improve in all areas, not just run production, which is more obvious. He suggested the Giants might not surpass their 88 wins from last season but still could win the division if they finally get their projected lineup on the field and everyone plays to the potential that Sabean envisions.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/05/25/SP9F1DJO18.DTL#ixzz0p1E3ZeB3

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 26, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I remember reading that and wondering what Little League seasonal game total he had in mind.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 26, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here's something depressing:

Todd Wellemeyer has more wins than Matt Cain or Jonathan Sanchez.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 26, 2010 12:37 AM PDT reply actions  

the fact that wellemeyers run support is 2 runs higher a game is just pathetic, clearly all the 3-2 coutns pumps them up.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 26, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, it’s his blistering pace on the mound.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 26, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

must be his great stuff

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 26, 2010 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I stayed home tonight because I thought there would be a rain delay

Although I would have gone if Tim was pitching and not “Welly”. I see I wasn’t the only one who stayed home.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on May 26, 2010 12:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Damn it, I was entertaining at home and I completely missed Scott-in-Marin getting banned.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 26, 2010 1:30 AM PDT reply actions  

That sounds like fun, but I'd rather be entertaining abroad.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 26, 2010 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 26, 2010 1:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait a minute

Bochy says if all goes well with DeRosa he could start a rehab assignment this weekend. Why is he doing a rehab assignment and Rownads didn’t?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on May 26, 2010 1:49 AM PDT reply actions  

The question is

How fucking stupid do the giants think their fan base is? They’ve been beating this mark derosa is coming back healthy to save us drum harder than they did with bonds in 2005. The fact is mark derosa is not coming back, and if the giants continue to fuck with him and make him play through a serious wrist injury his career is effectively over with a free 12 million for doing a ralph and tom spot.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 26, 2010 7:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

And even if Mark DeRosa did come back, he’d likely be a marginal upgrade at best. Hardly a savior.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 26, 2010 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

third messiah at best?

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 26, 2010 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mark derosa will “come back” and go 1 for 30 (the lone hit being a broken bat opposite field blooper) and struggle in the field. Sabean will continue to act like derosa is the savior of this team and will be a productive force and drive the giants to the promise land. Derosa will have 15 day dl stints non stop with the company line “He’s healthy his wrist is just excited!!!!!” Derosa will send his average well below .100 and eventually be thrown under the bus by sabean, saying he’s “not a gamer” for having surgery in august. He will be rushed back from his surgery again next year, and it will be another sabean debacle because his career will be over with a free 12 million dollar paycheck.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 26, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

And it would be remiss to ignore the pretty sweet start from Wellemeyer. Maybe he’ll be a worthy fifth starter after all.

He won’t be. Wellemeyer needs to be placed on the ejector seat immediately.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 26, 2010 8:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Todd Wellemeyer, 2010, Through 7 Starts:
41 IP, 5.71 ERA, 9 HRA, 27 BB, 29 K

Jamey Wright, 2006, Through 7 Starts
48 IP, 4.28 ERA, 5 HRA, 18 BB, 23 K

Welly’s behind the curve.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 26, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is why I rarely dissed Brett Tomko.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 26, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

You got in line behind tk on that one.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 26, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tomko was like our #2 starter though.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 26, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow

2004: Schmidt, Tomko, Rueter, Williams, Lowry/Hermanson

2005: Schmidt, Lowry, Tomko, Rueter, Hennecorreia

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 26, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

And that’s mostly just based on IP because I don’t remember the specific rotation. Tomko could have easily been our #2 in 2005.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 26, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I read this as

“I rarely dressed Brett Tomko”.

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 26, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tk is intrigued.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 26, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on May 26, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

never forget

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 26, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on May 26, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

That proves nothing. Anybody could make that with a few pixels and some krazy glue.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 26, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your blatant misuse of power will be your downfall, Howard!

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on May 26, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, right.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 26, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good Night, Sweet Prince
RHP Brandon Webb, still working to return from the shoulder debridement surgery he had last August, will continue his rehab program at the Birmingham, Ala., clinic of noted specialist James Andrews

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 26, 2010 8:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Not a good sign

But it doesn’t sound like surgery…yet.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 26, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

He already got paid. I have no problem if he never pitches again and becomes an albatross for the snakes.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 26, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

the last thing us giants fans need is a healthy dominant brandon webb and inspired dan haren beating us up. That would make us a stone cold lock for 5th place, then again with our NL west record we don’t deserve anything better.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 26, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Protestors lol

I work in fremont on kato road down the street from the solar company obama is talking about the lakers at right now. All the roads are closed except the one leading to my office and there’s thousands of idiots parking all over the place parading down the street with signs, to bad we can’t get a fire sabean comitee outside willie mays plaza of this stature.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 26, 2010 10:22 AM PDT reply actions  

You should walk down there with a Fire Sabean sign.

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on May 26, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

What do you think I am doing on my lunch break?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 26, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

fire-sabean getting love on knbr

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 26, 2010 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Barf.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 26, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight's SP for the Nats is Luis Atilano

No one on the Giants has ever faced Atilano. In 6 starts this season, Luis has a 1.719 WHIP, a BB/9 of 5.3 and a K/9 of 4.2.

The Giants are doomed.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 26, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

72 pitch 2 hit 0 walk cg shutout

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 26, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

/swings at slider in the dirt

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 26, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

/pablo swings at curveball that bounces before the plate on 3-0 count and pops out

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 26, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t sound good (for us)

More recent news paints an updated picture of the still developing Atilano:

Pitching coordinator Spin Williams and Harrisburg pitching coach Randy Tomlin changed his breaking ball, turning it from a big, looping pitch into a more biting one.

Atilano has always been a fastball-change-up pitcher, his fastball darting with a natural sink. “Strike thrower,” Williams said. “Attacks the hitter. He works fast, keeps the ball down, keeps a good game pace.”

He still has the change-up, but the sinking (tailing, not cutting) fastball sits closer to 89-90. PITCHf/x data from Atilano’s debut show at least three pitches, depending on how you slice up the breaking balls.

Not that any scouting report would sound good for us.

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on May 26, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe the name of the pitching coordinator’s brother is Sit Williams.

by Every6thDay on May 26, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brother’s name: Heel

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 26, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Black Keys new album - Brothers

I like it! Two appendages up!

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on May 26, 2010 11:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Awesome! I think I’ll go download it off iTunes later.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 26, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Youngster!

/clutches cds
/half of them fall & break

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on May 26, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL OLD.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 26, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just an afternoon weird Wellemeyer pic

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on May 26, 2010 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift A

I missed last night’s game…can somebody point me in the direction of the Scott in Marin episode?

by Cheeeese! on May 26, 2010 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

fanpost over on the right titled “Definition of a great AB………”

The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.

by SF Pete on May 26, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was phenomenal.

I especially like how he took the most roundabout way possible to call jcb a shitface.

by Cheeeese! on May 26, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man, now I’m going to have to read this thread.

by Evan on May 26, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just started doing so, work day = owned.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 26, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. That discussion makes me want to play baseball, so I can hit line drives at people.

by Every6thDay on May 26, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

dood ok whatever clearly it went over your head

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 26, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, that's it.

I don’t understand what is being discussed.

by Every6thDay on May 26, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol wut

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 26, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sukottomarinepisodo game last night, I missed the point?

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on May 26, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

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