GameThread II: Secret of the Booze
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SHARKS LOL
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Guys, I’m starting to think this may not be a good hitting team.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
That's not it.
It’s just that every game you gotta tip your cap to the stellar pitchers on the other team.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 23, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
LOL RAJ DAVIS AB
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 6-0 with a 1.57 ERA in Richmond. We can ignore the 1.22 WHIP and 8.4 H/9 ratios for now.
Good I did not have to do this one.
LOL More of a strike.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Again, do you think the Giants could take some time out of their busy schedule to score some runs?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
There are buffets to plan!
Give them a break
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
The trivia questions lately have been depressing.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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That goes without saying.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
The Giants lately have been depressing.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
A BASERUNNER!!
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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CHEAT!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
TORRES OBP!
LEAD OFF HITTER IS ON!
/faints
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Torres bat is longer than he is
35 inches. BLB used a 34.
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions
VROOOOOOM!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL NO ONE COVERING 2ND
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL A'S!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Wow, where were the middle infielders?
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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AthLOLtics
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions
LOLKLAND
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL IF SOMEONE WAS COVERING HE WAS OUT BY A MILE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
A's playing Peg rules
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
WORD UP!
IT’S THE CODE WORD!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Freddy Sanchez's prairie dog head bob is awesome
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
if the giants dont bunt here it just shows that bork is still waiting for that extra base hit that wont come, bork bork.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
a single will score Andres.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You sure love bunts.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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So how do the Giants avoid scoring this run?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
3 strikeouts
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
"Freddie made for this kind of AB"
somehow I doubt that intention on the part of Mr. and Mrs. Sanchez
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
BAH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
lol Sanchez
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WTF!
Another 93 mph right down the middle of the plate.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Debatable
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 23, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions
Predictable
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yup.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
/blown away by two straight fastballs in the same location
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 6-0 with a 1.57 ERA in Richmond. We can ignore the 1.22 WHIP and 8.4 H/9 ratios for now.
cy young caliber
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
inside out=just plain out
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
109
7
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL only one on the Giants
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Two.
Molina is a source of great baserunning concern.
Just not for the opposition.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
is Teh Savior
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
They really want us to be happy he is back.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I feel bad for all the giants fans in attendance blindly cheering and getting pumped up, they will get B&S’d yet again.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
OMGWTFBBQ
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Blugh.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Productive Out
Would have been better if Sanchez didn’t strike out.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Fuck, I thought that looked a lot better off the bat.
Productive out I guess.
But now we need a base hit
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
2 out hit you need? Yeah right.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 23, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions
What.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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LOL NOT A STRIKE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Not close
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff, STFU, swing the bat
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 23, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions
AuBBrey
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions
I need moar Jazz
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Let there be Jazz.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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OH FUCK YOU
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FUCK
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions
I hate you, Mark Ellis.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Dammit Ellis
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Dave made that one sound good.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
WHAT THE FUCK BABIP IF THE A’S HIT THAT ITS A 2 RUN DOUBLE LOLOLOL
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
if my grandmother had wheels, .....well, you get the idea...
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
..she would be robo grandma?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUCK
SHIT ASS COCKSUCKING CUNT
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
seems implausible
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
DAMMIT
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 2:03 PM PDT reply actions
We're a sanctuary city
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Nancy Pelosi
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Giants cannot catch a break this year.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
In other news ben sheets has 73 pitches through 4 innings, something is not right.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
It's a good thing the A's bullpen is not well rested from all the stress the Giants have put them through this series.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
rly?
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 23, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Suzuki will probably hit a home run now or something.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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That inning demo's why my version of the lineup had Huff batting 3rd
and Pablo cleanup
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Shit stinks regardless who’s ass it comes from.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 23, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
i hate that uribe swings for the fences everytime he’s up… just make solid contact dude
IN TIMMY WE TRUST
That’s just not who he is. I agree, but it ain’t going to happen.
by Uncle Russel on May 23, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
lol misplaced anger
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
The only reason he is not 2-2 right now is some ridiculous defense.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He does make solid contact, dude.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Judging by sheets averaging 18 pitches a inning the first 4 innings he should average 6 pitches a inning over the next 4 based on the giants rule of law.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
this douche bag is lunch boxing the giants, yet sheets is getting nose to toes hmm this feels familiar.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
oh noes its the umps faults
maybe Sabes should trade for some umps
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Fosse pointed out that in AAA Uribe's ball would have been a 2B in alley
MLB defense is that much better
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Then glen kuiper said “neither team has a RBI today” and ray fosse then exclaimed “THERES A GOOD CHANCE THE GAME IS STILL SCORELESS!”
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Too bad the same jump in excellence doesn't apply to broadcasters
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Him not finished.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions
Your website is awesome, I wish there was more B&S haters out there writing essays.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Sherona?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
To bad you can’t hand out 45,000 FS shirts before a nationally televised lincecum start.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Please god, maybe for the red sox series?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
20,000 red sox fans, by the date that series is the giants will be in a intense battle for 4th place with the douchebacks.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
do it do it do it do it
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
LOL
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The fanbase responds en masse!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Strike this fucker out
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall while Bochy was trying to put the line up together
The lack of oxygen in the room may have killed you.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Is opposing pitchy lefty or righty or switchy?
Oh, okay here’s the lineupy.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
it was in the restroom at the car wash at 17th and S. Van Ness
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
RALLY WOODY
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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YEAH.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Mike krukow defending the giants offense really makes my blood burn, if only he could be a mark jackson and just rip everything.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
OK.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
That’s what they pay him for.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
At least Sanchez is pitching well.
Am afraid of how long he will keep it up while the Offense fails
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
oh good. Rowand leads off this inning.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Just like old times!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SCOTT SUCKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Well, in his defense (yeah, I am) he didn't K or ground weakly.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
FPOM x1
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Scott, take the rest of the day off
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Good job scott!
You fucking mediocre asswipe
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
hey, his asswiping is Cy Young caliber
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
RALLY GAR
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
RENT!
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Rally Gar?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Gar with a base hit!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Now would be a good time for a Bowker bomb.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
And you see why my lineup had Edgar batting 2nd
and Sanchez 8th
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Renteria crumples in a heap back to the bag
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Damn too early on it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So close to getting it past the mound!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
no carry today
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
LOL Jim Edmonds
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
bowker admires his foul ball
I wanna cry
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Meh.
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That’s depressing.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?
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ISN'T YOUR FACE RED?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
EGG. FACE.
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 23, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL @ U
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Funniest thing besides Giants' offense
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 23, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
So, it's down to Whiteside again?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
RUNNIN' GAR!
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Too bad Whiteside can’t hit.
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LOL Sharks
They just look like deer in the headlights
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
/pulls groin
But enough about what Huff is doing in the dug out. How about that SB?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions
haw haw
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
hey guys
I’m getting this strange feeling that Eli whiteside won’t provide a .900 OPS over a full season…
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--Daisy Owl
lawl
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 23, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
out of the infield!!!!
….kind of…..
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Sanchez should tell Bochy he doesn’t want Whiteside as his personal catcher
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Well considering the alternative…
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The startng rotation should tell Bochy they want Posey as their personal catcher.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This would be great!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
whats more pathetic, the sharks conference finals orlando magic showing? or the giants offense? This is a tough one but I’m going with the latter becasue of aaron rowand.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Giants offense.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 23, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah but with aaron rowand, anything other than suck is unexpected
i expected the magic/sharks to show up at least
We also expected the warriors to stop winning after getting nellie the record heard around the world, instead we now have the 6th pick SWEET TY NELLIE.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Man, this team…
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
This team is taking its toll on me.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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The toll is going up in June, too.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 23, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
lol @ A’s orioles commercial, almost made that series sound intense.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
pinochle?
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
S T F D
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KKonathan
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LOL DH
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Sorry Fox, you just are not that good.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
S T F D
Jon is pissed.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Jakef fox = aaron rowand for a 1/15th of the price.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Well I was reffering to the at bats fox takes, davis at least hustles and plays good defense.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
... so does Rowand?
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Well, Rowand can still play semblance of defense.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Thank God Sabean is a shrewd GM!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
At least Rowand can field.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
PCL teams
= aaron rowand for 1/15th of the price
i hate rowand but
he’s not the reason we can’t hit. only part of it
I think you need to think more about the stuff you write.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 23, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
snafwallops!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 23, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
God knows.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
God's response
“LOL, duh!”
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nice bounceback, Jonathan.
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The Giants can boast that they have two starters in their rotation with ERA’s below 3.00 with losing records.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
by rxmeister on May 23, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Now THAT is something to boast about.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
It ain't easy!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
also losing their hair and their stomach lining
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
A's Public Address announcer
moderately annoying. Cliff Pennington is not Lou Gehrig, sir.
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
LOLL 3
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nice work, Sanchez.
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YAY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I love how we make pitchers look better than they actually are. Ben Sheets actually looks somewhat worth his $10 million contract today
Supporting the Giants, Niners, Sharks, Warriors, Golden Bears and Zags since 1987
“woo hoo” just before the commercial break, kruk is pumped up.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Apparently the waitress brought another drink
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Sharks penalty
Chicago on the power play
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
"woo hoo" just before the commercial break, kruk is pumped fucked up
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Hey Giants:
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
I like that one.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 23, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s a childrens movie.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Not really.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 23, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
It was rated R!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
not it wasn’t
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
To be fair, it didn’t make any sense as a joke.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 23, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Now, if you had said it in response to Giant Voodoo, it would have made a little bit of sense.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 23, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
if I have to diagram it
RotJ is not a children’s movie. it is a stupid film that succeeded in drawing in a mass-market audience and selling about seven zillion pieces of merch, while programming a generation of nerds to like the franchise.
PL also is not a children’s movie, though if Lucas had made it it would have been the same kind of vehicle. since Lucas did not make it, it was a very good film for adults.
I am surprised I have to explain this to you.
OH I GET IT HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
have you heard that sticks float?
you wood say that
Now that's funny!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
To be fair, that doesn’t make sense as an explanation.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 23, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know if Star Wars was designed for children specifically, but it’s a fact that that movie appeals to them. I know I loved them as a child.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
Lucas has said many times that he likes to think of the movies as movies for kids.
Although I don’t know how Empire fits in that exactly.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 23, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know, I was eight when Empire came out, and I got what was ‘really’ going on.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I was ten and remember thinking, 'this movie is okay'
I hated Jedi, though, then and now
Ewoks were specifically for kids.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 23, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Try better ones.
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Grumpy mods are grumpy.
Not that I blame them.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Hehe.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
McCC Mods: We Know Comedy
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 23, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Wedge made it to the party
but he didn’t bring a date and didn’t ask an Ewok to dance
wallflower
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Was told by Luke he was useless and to GTFO
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Eh, it’s not that bad.
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I’m not a huge fan. My big problem is that it’s fairly dull until the last 45 minutes or so. The Ewoks don’t bother me that much.
I’m a big fan of massive space battles.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
and torres is retired,...
chance we get on base in the next batters very low
Ugh.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
pablo would pass that up for a date with chipolte.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Dumb. You say dumb things.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
well he would so I will stand by my statement.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
?
It’s good to know that Pablo has so much respect for the institution of marriage.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
U R HILARIOUS
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It’s not even April!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 23, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Pillowface, meet PillowsForFace
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Has this ever actually worked, or do you just want to show us all your motorboat?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 23, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Sanchez looks just awful right now
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
You're Just Using The Smallest Sample Size
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 23, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
My Eyes Do Not Need A Large Sample Size
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Sanchez sure is King a bunch this season. Is this in line with his career numbers?
Or is he not and is it just me?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
he missed all of spring training. I think we have to be a little patient with him. The others have no excuse.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Saviors tend to strike out a lot
theology
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
SUCK IT KOUZ
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Whew
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL whatever
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
/k and k totally give up on credibility
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Another Sharks penalty
Chicago Power play coming up
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
thanks for that
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Jack Z. is a genius!!
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
I didn’t even know they had those in baseball.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 23, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Blargh.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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FUUUUUUU
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Pablo looks like shit at the plate
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
Oh, Pablo......
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
You can run, but you can't hide from the addiction to mediocrity that's in your blood.
You might move, but before long you’d be checking in.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
You could also move to cleaveland and be inspired to shoot yourself after lebron leaves quicker than roy oswalt from houstan.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I had a LeBaron that left quickly
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I meant move to ohio, but watching the giants is affecting my brain cells.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Correlation does not equal causation.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
TOOTH-HURTY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
The guy announcing the Sharks game sounds like he is going to have an annuerism.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’m almost impressed by that spelling.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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I was thinkin the same thing
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 23, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLSharks
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
LOL Sharks 3-2
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Goal Chicago
Fuck the Sharks suck
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
KKKonathan
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What? you can hold on to balls foul tipped into your glove?
But Bengie…
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
goal cam made it look like he pooped it
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Yep
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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R.I.P.
It was Lima’s time.
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 23, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
That's just bad right there.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 23, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
damn
I actually really liked him. That’s terrible
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 23, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
The sharks are officially more disappointing than the giants until the A’s get their sole run.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
OK I'm heading out
I was going to post this if the Giants scored a run, but it probably won’t happen.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Is this some kind of Lost thing?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lol
oh jack
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I hope Kate stays with him to run the island
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 23, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
so ready for tonight!
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 23, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice block Whiteside.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
with no one on base
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
OT
how the hell does jose bautista have 14 hrs ?? more than our whole team….
Ask Brian Sabean
He’s not an idiot
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucking Chicago.
Now I have to put up with people gloating on tumblr, twitter and Facebook. Fucking shit.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions
I’ve hid them on FB; unfortunately, I can’t do that on tumblr or twitter.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
And mention the 1908, AMIRITE.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Er, there wasn’t supposed to be a “the” there.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
if anything they down-graded not re-signing penny and winn.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
and winn.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Randy deserves to be on a winner
that isn’t counting on him to do the winning
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
So much stupid
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
if anything they down-graded not re-signing penny who knows how to winn.
Fixex
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 23, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
You're STARTING to doubt?
You must have a long doubt fuse.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
if they go another 3 or 4 games without a run then I think we should consider upgrading some more.
by Into the Void on May 23, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm going to sell my fanhood on ebay like that one stars fan...
see how much it fetches me
LOL SWING
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
fucking umps
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Do whomever you want, I prefer not to
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
for sheets it sure is
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
It drives me insane how kruk keeps calling it “the tightest zone in the majors” when we see that every night for giants pitching.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
why are these umpires so fucking incompetent?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
it comes from being around the Giants offense
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
extrabaggs Remarkable stat: J. Sanchez has received 0 runs of support in 4 of 8 starts this season (Giants are working on a fifth)
/facepalm
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions
poor guy
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Wow. So he and Cain must have nights where they get together, eat ice cream and just bitch?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This season is making me side more with the group that wants to get rid of the umpires.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Don't need the blind pieces of shit anymore
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Let’s – GO – DIRT – Y
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 23, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions
Sharks empty net
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
It seems like its been empty all playoffs tbh.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 23, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
check swing, right ump?
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I like the excitement
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
He is going to burst a blood vessel in his brain.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Sharks exploded by well placed shot
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Empty net goal Chicago
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
Okay, now the Grizzlies game is no fun. (MadBum’s got the bases loaded in the 3rd, Nashville’s up 1-0.)
…
He got out of it.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Sharks. Same story.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Feels like shit
Two of my best friends are Hawks fans too. Luckily they know to leave me alone.
A Giant Californian amongst Seattlites
IF I HEAR CHELSEA DAGGER ONE MORE FUCKING TIME, I AM GOING TO PUNCH SOMEONE.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions
CHEAT!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Huff OBP!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Sharks had their fins cut off and made into soup and then they were forced to drink the soup
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
Speaking of that,
I went to my nephew’s christening on Friday. We had dinner at some Chinese buffet place.
Food was okay for your standard AYCE Chinese place, but my sisters and I had some laughs when one of the soup options was “Sharkfim soup.”
When it's time for a change think Bob Brenly.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 23, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions
RIBE!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Go to FTF for that talk
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
this
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Murder every other team in the western conference?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That was a very intentional looking unintentional walk
...Tater Salad
by nick217Giantsfan on May 23, 2010 2:48 PM PDT reply actions
with who?
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions
Piss.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
Yay!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
uh that hit the ground?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
at least he made up for it
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 23, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
oh snap. That did not hit the dirt.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ALL MLB REPLAY SUPPORTERS PLEASE WAIT OUTSIDE
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait what?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Terrible umps
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
These Umps Suck
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
You can say that again
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah that did not hit the dirt.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Maybe it came out of his glove?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Thought I saw a little white down there.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Wouldn't matter cause he caught it first?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ignore me
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL thanks for the play by play of the arguement Kruk
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
baby tuckoo is just up from his nap
Did he miss anything?
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
now you know why
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
GTFO!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I bet the national baseball media is going nuts watching this intense game, expect a buster onley article soon.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Exactly. Thus why this is all pointless.
by Uncle Russel on May 23, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
2 pitches, but we moved forward a base
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 23, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Why did Garen keep arguing that though? They already overturned the call once.
They were pretty adamant that they thought it hit the ground.
That was a stupid ejection.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
i hope Uribe hits a HR on the next pitch
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on May 23, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
That would have been interestingly done.
(bounced two feet in front of plate)
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
That guy is a little bugger aint he
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 23, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
LOL rattled pitcher.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
if you look closely at Geren, you can actually see the strings that Billy Beane pulls
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
i lol’d
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 23, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
HA HA HA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Wait, Rick Steen coaches at De La Salle?
He used to be the coach at SRV! He was my PE teacher. Traitor!
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Oh yeah
I think he left SRV the same year I graduated, actually. I seem to remember him being one of my graduation speakers.
I just thought he was retiring though, I had no idea he was going to DLS
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
When are they going on another 20 year win streak?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 23, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
i was on the team that lost the streak. thanks haha.
but never. the talent level will never be the same there again
IN TIMMY WE TRUST
Uribe with the huge grin afterwards.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
damn
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 23, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions
Uribe even stinks with four strikes
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Rowand you useless bastard. Get a hit.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
+109
hahahahahaahhahahahahahahah
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 23, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
So, so difficult
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants and Sharks trophy cases remain empty
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
I am sure a bat or some spiders are in there.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SCOTT SUCKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BABIP'd
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bochy flashes the "make a loud out" sign to Rowand
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
/shakes it off, grounds out to pitcher.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Jeez, what's going on with this crap?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions
thank god for PSP's
easily helps me get away from the game
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 23, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions
Another line drive . . .
. . . like a stake in my heart
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
/cursed
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 23, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Renteria
yep. should have hit him second
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Edgar Renteria: #165 in Hits AND Steals
enough accomplishments for one day, I guess
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
only so much greatness in one day
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Oh Tech and Talk, how are you still on the air?
Stopped talking about donkey’s probably helped.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Giants petition NL for more help from umpires
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
ha the metro pcs commercial
actually made me laugh for some reason
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 23, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions
FPOM x2
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The Giants are 0-19 w/ RISP in this series. Wow.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 6-0 with a 1.57 ERA in Richmond. We can ignore the 1.22 WHIP and 8.4 H/9 ratios for now.
why am i not surprised....
oh right it’s the giants….
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 23, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Having a runner on first makes me queasy.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Manny pinch hits with the bases loaded. First pitch groundout
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
needs moar fertility drugs
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 23, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Why the fuck is Bochy warming up Casilla in a tie game???
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
New Toy
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NL West TempestTeapot TeeBallTeam
Everybody plays!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY IS CASILLA?
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 6-0 with a 1.57 ERA in Richmond. We can ignore the 1.22 WHIP and 8.4 H/9 ratios for now.
Manny Burriss transferred to the 60-day DL.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Mehdders
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 23, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
here comes a bloop and we lose 1-0
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
BALL GAME
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
dammit
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 23, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions
Game.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions
At least I can go watch Lost when it comes on.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Sanchez Is A Choker
The Offense Did Their Job The Hits Just Didn’t Fall In
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
the offense did there job? LOL
hahahahaha
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
your spelling? LOL
hahahahahaha
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
LOL Sabean's team
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
All pitching and no hitting apparantly ain’t going to cut it
by oldgiantsguy on May 23, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
"ha! giants suck!"
says my wife. she is going to start rooting against them, because it will lead to less heartbreak.
GAME OVER.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions
blew him away last time with fastballs, now he hangs a curve
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
this
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
One thing that the Giants are great for...
….backdrop for reading the Sunday paper
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
That is a fact.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Newspapers?!
Who even does that?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
people who aren’t ADD-riddled lolYOUNG
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 23, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
i'd rather have Ponch remain in the game
I hope Panda hits a homer
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 23, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
Well, at least Sanchez can take his L like a man.
Can’t blame it on walky bullpen.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
/grabs Star Wars DVDs
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I know it’s blasphemous and all, but if I wasn’t a laker fan right now I’d be crying myself to sleep tonight.
Jeaaaggaahh
/flagged
Faker fan
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
/insert random statement about how kobe bryant is amazing, but can’t win titles without having a all time great to go to down low.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
The reason you cannot do that is because you have no soul.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
haha, trust me I hate being a Laker fan too, but it’s where my soulless heart lies.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 23, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Life in the air age, it’s all highways in the sky…
Life in the air age, all the oceans have run dry…
Life in the air age, it’s grim enough to make a robot cry…
500,000 Frankenfrancs for the band.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL reply fail of the decade.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I understand. Having no soul inhibits your ability to feel sorrow or shame. Robots don’t cry, either.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I have the urge to build a robot. It's sole purpose is to cry.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ROBOT ALLIGATOR TEARS!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
they would really not help matters.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
yeah we may have scored -3 or -4 with them
by HoosierGiant on May 23, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
/Flagged
For being Brian Sabean
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
or Byrnes-y-boy
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 23, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
just kidding btw
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 23, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
/Flagged
for rampant douchebaggery.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Did you guys hear #50 FUX?
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
Dye's cell phone is ringing
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Dye wipes the cheez puffs off his hand and opens cell phone
“hello, Newman…I mean Sabean…the price has gone up. 2 years, 6 mill.”
Sabean: "work with me, JD, how about 3 years, 9 mill?
Dye: ok I’ll compromise: 4 years 12 mill.
Sabean: Done!
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Oh, hey, Return of the Jedi’s on Spike.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
Oh man, it is.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wow, i thought you were joking.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 23, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
That motorcycle is mine in that commercial
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
i do get high
in fact, im high right now
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
Rally thread!
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 23, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Thread
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
Do something offense
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 6-0 with a 1.57 ERA in Richmond. We can ignore the 1.22 WHIP and 8.4 H/9 ratios for now.
Dammit, Posey keeps getting robbed of homers.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions
He’ll have no chance at our pitchers ballpark.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 23, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Return of the giants into the scoring column: Doesn’t look like its going to happen till possibly tuesday, make that 25 scoreless innings in a row.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Sabean is not an idiot
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Bowker
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL PH DOWNS FOR BOWKER
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/watches a's fans file out
1-0 vs the giants? win probabilty: 0%
OK Bringin out the Big Guns
Rally Christina Hendricks!
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 23, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions
She didn’t work last time, but I don’t mind her being around.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 23, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Soft, gelatinous guns.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL 50 YARDS OF FOUL GROUND
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
No
LOL Sharks!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude just shut the fuck up
too depressing
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 23, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
This.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously
This is like Game 6 to us. Would you like to be taunted by non-baseball fans about Game 6? I think not.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Well what else can you say about them?
LOLSHARKS
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 23, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Jibblescribbits (the Avs fan who is also a Giants fan and posts here occasionally) is doing the Sharks’. Joy.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Bowker could not do that?
OH GOOD IT’S BENGIE!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
What is...
What struggling restaurant owners say when they see Bengie walk through the doors?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
not if it's an all you can eat buffet
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Fat, whiny fuckstick
Bengie, not you
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
DAMMIT DOWNS!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions
Boy, we’re pulling out all of the different deck chairs at our disposal for this inning.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
The SS Sabochean, sailing for adventure!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
lol bengie getting audibly boo’d in oakland, the feared slugger enters the box and all managers get scared hence the pitching change.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Sandoval, Huff, Molina is probably the fattest 3-4-5 ever
The Giants don’t fare well against pitchers.
Poor Sanchez
4/20: L (0-1) 7 IP, 1 H, 1 ER, 3 BB, 10 K
5/13: L (0-1) 8 IP, 3 H, 1 ER, 1 BB, 5 K
Today, so far: ??, 7 IP, 3 H, 1 ER, 4 BB, 4 K
Joe Paterson: pitching in a AAA game near you!
Sanchez apologist. Dude made Mental Mistakes, there’s no excuse for that.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
/big money causes pitching change
/wuertz rushes to locker room to make sure buffet is still in tact
Shift-A
Go die in a fucking fire, Chicago. What, too soon?
Also, thanks Giants. You’re really making this a fucking awesome weekend.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Did you notice Return of the Jedi is on Spike right now?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Never too soon. I only threatened to punch Chicago. I also raged on twitter, so I’m hoping my friends from there back the fuck off.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I already unfollowed any anti-Sharks fans on twitter last week. And blocked my Chicago facebook friends. Makes things easier.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Yeah, I’ve already done the latter. Unfortunately, some of my very close friends, who are Bruins fans, are rooting for the Hawks. Ugh.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I just became the biggest Flyers fan right now, haha.
Luckily, all my friends are either from San Jose or don’t care about hockey (except for the Chicago people), so they’re all on my side.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I counter: Boucher.
Plus, I can’t root for the Hawks at all, and the Habs would have no chance against Chicago. I just don’t want the douchebags to win a Cup.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
…but he’s injured and won’t play!
I spent time as a kid 74-76 outside of Philly, those were good times for the Flyers and I watched them then. Frankly with the end of the school year upon me, I’m guessing I don’t watch too many more hockey games.
I don’t care, he’s still on the team and awesome.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Ahah, same.
Yeahh, most of my offline friends don’t give a fuck about hockey, or sports in general, so I don’t expect any taunting there. My online friends, on the other hand, are big sports fans, so that’s a problem there.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m from San Jose, so everyone and their mother has been following the Sharks for the past two months. No taunting there.
But yeah, online is where it’s a problem. I’ve been staying away from most places just because of the taunting factor.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I work at a manufacturing company in fremont, the place is huge and was rocking with teal and sharks love. After game 1 of the conference finals people started mubmling and the jerseys became scarce. After game 2, it was 100% crickets and hanging of heads, typical san jose sharks playoff buzz.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Lucky. I’m from the San Joaquin Valley, so it’s pretty meh around here.
Yeah, exactly. Some who know me well know not to taunt about it because I can get really pissy about it, but those who do taunt? I tell ’em to fuck off. :P
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Time for Rally Kate
In honor of the LOST series finale tonight
AsFanForever!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Boo Yah
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 23, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Not so flattering.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
sigh.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It worked =D
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 23, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
True that
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 23, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Its LOST not a Bay Area sports team
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 23, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh Good
0-2
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 6-0 with a 1.57 ERA in Richmond. We can ignore the 1.22 WHIP and 8.4 H/9 ratios for now.
we are hitting against el duque blanco?
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 23, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions
FAT DUZ UT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOLsingle
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOLNOPINCHRUNNER!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Bork is dumber than a piece of fried chicken
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK NOW WE CANNOT PINCH RUN FOR BENGIE.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Your other baserunning concern.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, genius.
Torres having to cut his speed so as to not overtake Molina is an actual possibility.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL SINGLE?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions
Molina's fatness just cost us another game
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
pinch run for Bengie. Tell Pablo to get his gear.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
And We Lose
Fanfuckingtastic
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
Shift + A
Wow, another game I’m rather glad I missed.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
So fucking THIS
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Sigh.
Same shit. Different day.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Most useless hit of all time.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
A 1-6 road trip for your fsan francisco giants, soon to move from 8th on the power rankings to somewhere below the whitesox in the 20’.s
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
seriously this is some giant bullshit
i can’t deal with this anymore
I seriously miss that son of a bitch
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 23, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm done
Thanks Giants for making this a shitty weekend.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I wonder if there’s any significance to the fact one of our local stations is running The Fan as its Sunday afternoon movie.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
That movie gives me the creeps
Interestingly,so do the Giants
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s games like these that make me wish I could drink. Oh, well, milkshake it is.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions
Seriously. Except I don’t have the milkshake option :(
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
That sucks. :(
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
/Jumps off the Bay Bridge
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
This, unfortunately, is the sad, pathetically nauseating truth.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Post game show="Giants ran into another Cy Young candidate today"
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
You gotta tip your cap to the guy man, he’s a great pitcher and he was so good all day he really is a gamer and brought to the giants today.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
why is Sanchez still pitching?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
GAMER
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 23, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Another Complete game loss.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Because we’re going for the back-to-back CG losses.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Bork doesn't want Sanchez . . .
to be denied the opportunity for a CG loss.
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on May 23, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
serious question
my wife says if I put out more, the Giants might win more.
should I, and if so, how much more?
You will do that untill we fuckin win a world series
and never mention this again
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 23, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh. TMI.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
of course you were excited Bochy left Sanchez in for another inning, Kruk.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
my new email address??
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
OT:
Lost thread tonight? Yes?
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 23, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions
Never watched an episode
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Same.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I am pretty excited that Breaking Bad — a much better TV show than Lost! — is on tonight.
Ask me about my blog.
haters gonna hate
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I really have no clue about Lost. Most of my friends who watch the show hate themselves for it.
Ask me about my blog.
Me neither.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Same here.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m watching an East Coast stream at 6
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Shit
you’re lucky
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 23, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m just scared that if I don’t, I’ll spoil myself
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Oh, yeah I can see that
my parents do that with survivor and idol alot too
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 23, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
see east coast always comes back to bit me in the ass
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 23, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Affeldt in.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That was fucking stupid
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
You mean like the last twelve times Bochy has done it?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
/jsanchez pitches 7 innings and gives up 1 run, hangs head in sorrow and tears up knowing he lost because of mental mistakes.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
/sanchez, lincecum, cain, zito meet
agree to all request trades
They can join Oswalt with the Yankees
I’ll let myself out.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on May 23, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Bochy was trying to get him the win, which is actually pretty stupid because no way they’ll score in the ninth.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Troubling
Another 5 walk game for a Giants pitcher. I know what the bigger picture is, but the control has been seriously lacking with all 5 the last few starts.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 6-0 with a 1.57 ERA in Richmond. We can ignore the 1.22 WHIP and 8.4 H/9 ratios for now.
I dunno, a couple of Sanchez’s walks were on the umpire
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
exactly
These umps suck shit
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Cain will be hitting cleanup for the next series
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
LOL
Bunt’s this one in self defense
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Damn you, rogue apostrophe
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL U
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
See ya guys.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Film at eleven
Baseball in San Francisco was dealt another blow today…
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
Rajai Davis
another Ginat who torments us
fuck sauce!
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 23, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
Well if there was any hope left, it just had it's throat crushed.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
he was okay
not much of a hitter, but better than half the current lineup
Pitcher ERA/WHIP/K W/Starts:
Sanchez 2.84/1.09/56 2/9
Lincecum 2.35/1.03/75 5/9
Cain 2.88/1.15/42 2/9
Zito 2.80/1.13/37 6/9
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
LOL WELLEMEYER!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Giants fans booing
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Well at least we won’t lose by 1 run.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I kind of hope the A’s score 8 runs this inning. It would be cathartic.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on May 23, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s plenty of time left for a meaningless rally.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOLosing streak.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That cynical fuck cares only for his job
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
nice job Jeremy
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Of course Jeremy gives up that run
by randolphforpresident on May 23, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions
Dangit I feel horrible for Dirty slaps his knee thinking its his fault.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
It pisses me off thinking that the coaching staff may be peretuating this train of thought as well.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh good. Affeldt may be hurt. This is exactly what we need.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hey, the medical staff cleared him.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I was thinking the same thing
This is fantastic.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
RUNZLER!
Do the family proud.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Nice bring in runzler so we can make this a A’s blowout.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
tightness in the suck muscle causes Affeldt to depart
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
frontloading lineup with the highest OBP
would have got Giants a couple of runs
and maybe a 3-2 Loss
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
was not in Bork's Sunday starting lineup
so I could not use him in the lineup I suggested
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
they probably just wanted to take affeldt out and said hes injured to get Dan as much time as he wants to warm up
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
When it's time for a change think...this guy.
“Billy Bob Witch Doctor….dot com.”
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
When it's time for a change, think the same slogan we've just every single day for what, three years?
There’s irony in there somewhere
by sarf_london_niner on May 23, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowand back in the one hole
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Molina hitting clean up with velez freshly called back up in the 2 hole.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Unfortunately I think we just predicted the future.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
lol Greyside shaved head.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
TAKE IT BACK
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
MORE LIKE WALKZLER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
i don't care how hard you rosterbate
bochy sucks at it too
lol bringing Runzler in for one batter
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL Cycling through the bullpen.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Seeing sanchez sitting in the dugout a few moments ago, he had the look as though he just gave up 8 runs and didn’t make it out of the 2nd inning. What’s wrong with that situation? HER WENT 7 INNINGS AND GAVE UP 2 RUNS AND LOST, GIANTS BASEBALL: HOT GARBAGE
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I think he said what I said how Jonathan was sitting in the dugout and slapped his knee and he just had this look like he was angry at himself as if he fucked things up and lost the game when the offense just sucks
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Pitching for this team must be such a psychological mindfuck.
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on May 23, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't believe any pitcher would want to play for this team, knowing that Sabean is such a fucking moron
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, the money's good.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Shitty bullpen is shitty.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Have they done the James Bond boat segment?
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
And you all said he’d walk people! HAHAHAHA. Joke’s on you, haters!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Bochy signals the bullpen for fastball down the middle.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Good call Bochy. If you change pitchers enough this inning, we just might win this thing.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
An the plus side . . .
Dodgers had tying runs on against the Tigers . . . and Belliard GIDP. 4-2 Detroit heading top 9.
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on May 23, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions
at least they’re playing the Von Bondies
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
lol
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 6-0 with a 1.57 ERA in Richmond. We can ignore the 1.22 WHIP and 8.4 H/9 ratios for now.
C'MON C'MON rocks.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Flies all green ‘n buzzin’ in his dungeon of despair
Prisoners grumble and piss their clothes and scratch their matted hair
A tiny light from a window hole a hundred yards away
Is all they ever get to know about the regular life in the day;
An’ it stinks so bad the stones been chokin’
An’ weepin’ greenish drops
In the room where the giant fire puffer works
An’ the torture never stops
The torture never stops
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions
Zappa again?
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 6-0 with a 1.57 ERA in Richmond. We can ignore the 1.22 WHIP and 8.4 H/9 ratios for now.
Recurring theme.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Merkin Valdez v2.0
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NOT EASILY IMPRESSED!
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 6-0 with a 1.57 ERA in Richmond. We can ignore the 1.22 WHIP and 8.4 H/9 ratios for now.
BILLY HAYES HERE FOR CASILLA! HE GETS THE RUNNERS OFF YOUR BASES!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
a certain F. Lewis batting leadoff for Toronto, went 2/5, R
can we get this guy?
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
WE DONT HAVE HIM ANYMORE GET OVER IT
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 23, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
oh hey look at that Bengie couldn’t block a pitch
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FUCKING MOLINA
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
LOL BULLPEN
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Giants Baseball: Watch With Bemused Detachment
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 6-0 with a 1.57 ERA in Richmond. We can ignore the 1.22 WHIP and 8.4 H/9 ratios for now.
Bengie Molina is the least mobile catcher ever.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
Molina: the house by the side of the road
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Alright, I’m going on a milkshake run (apparently, I don’t have any milk to make one). Have fun with the rest of this shit.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions
Watch out for all the boys in the yard
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 6-0 with a 1.57 ERA in Richmond. We can ignore the 1.22 WHIP and 8.4 H/9 ratios for now.
Actually, I might appreciate it if there aren’t any douchebags.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Wild Pitch
fucking Bengie refuses to move. It bounced off his glove.
Why do our pitchers keep getting penalized for Bengies terrible defense?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Now the crowd is doing the wave. Is this some scientific test to see how irritating a game can be?
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
the A's have really pissed me off this series
normally, i’m ok with them, but this weekend has been disgustingly brutal
beach balls and streakers next
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
DON'T TASE MY UNIT, MAN
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY HERE HE IS, JAKE FOX THE GIANT KILLER!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Molina is a terrible catcher
please give me Posey
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE ALL THE TERRIBLE PITCHES HE WOULD CALL?
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
Posey would have missed that pitch worse than Bengie
or something
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Walk this guy
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
good job
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
LOL 4 Pitch Walk
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL HE WAS AVOIDING JAKEFOX KNOWING WHAT THE SLUGGER IS CAPABLE OF!!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
The Giants have jumped the shark.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lol
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 23, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
/raises hand
Somewhere in the minor leagues, Joe Paterson is pitching.
by imovermyhead on May 23, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought it was something I'd done on my end!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Coulda used Romo a while ago…
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
oh my god just let Casilla pitch until the inning is over who fucking cares the Giants aren’t going to score 3 runs anyway
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I am so fucking incensed at this piece of shit team
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
LOL Gross
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I used to get excited for giants games, now I get the feeling when I watch a repeat of some random comedy movie.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Ski School II
it has that one really nice scene!
Nuh huh
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Bailey coming in to close out what all of us aready know?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It wouldn’t make a difference if the score was stisll 0-0, the game would still ruled a final because of the giants inability to score.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
/applauds a great escape
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions
tell everybody what they get krukow
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He sounds really weird saying that. Especially "Krukow"
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
sorrow
infinite amounts of sorrow
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 23, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
apoplexy
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
It's Magic Inside
More Like Witchcraft
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
psychotic, evil, fucked in the head witchcraft
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
just my fetish
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
Due up
Sandoval
Huff
Uribe
Also known as 1, 2, 3.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 6-0 with a 1.57 ERA in Richmond. We can ignore the 1.22 WHIP and 8.4 H/9 ratios for now.
Single, Single, HR (then overturned by replay), GITP
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
1,2,3 homers in a row
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
You stoner.
Puff, puff, pass! We’re ALL waiting.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
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It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
Andrew bailey is probably trying to see if he can throw more than 6 pitches, it will be a great challenge for him because the giants hitters won’t let that happen easily.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
i usually go the to Oakland series every year, but I’m rather pleased that I opted to forgo the experience this time.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Same here, I’m very close to also not going to another game this season.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I'd encourage you to NOT support this franchise while Brian Sabean is doing his best to drive it into the sewer
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, sure, he's caused his share of criticism but this run of utter fail isn't his fault.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
sure it is. He put this offense together.
by Into the Void on May 23, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I’d love to go see timmy pitch, but I don;t want to set myself up to see him score 8 innings adn give up 1 run and lose.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
We Got Spanked
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
/Uribe hits solo HR
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Not even that.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
kuip sounds so defeated, must be so depressing for them knowing they can’t say the truth about why this is happening.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
That he does.
And we is.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 23, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL WE SUCK
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions
The A's beat us harder than my grandmother
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
The A's beat your grandmother?
That is horrible!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
She might have had it coming.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
can I get a “giants suck” chant? Oh wiat all the A’s fans left after the first run scored because they knew it was over.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
So im confused. Are the A's good?
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
someone that knows what they are talking about
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
More logical reason why free agents won't come to San Francisco:
The team sucks.
by Every6thDay on May 23, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
20 consecutive scoreless innings.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
that is debatable
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
The 2002 Giants have disbanded
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 23, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not normally given to such hyperbole, but I hate everything right now. I’ll be fine in a little while.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
We really know how to score!
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
LOL Bumgarner
SIx innings 0 earned runs despite allowing 12 hits
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
implausible
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
umpossible
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 23, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
It was ugly. Waldis coming in to relieve him now.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatever.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
BUSTER POSEY
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
And I Repeat to You; BUSTER POSEY
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
LOL NOT READY
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
neither is Molina
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
“it’s still only May”
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
one last time, BUSTER POSEY!
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
Well, at least the Dodgers lost.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
I have never been more interested in watching sunday night baseball, at least I get to hear john miller call the one exciting game he’ll see the next 7 days.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
nice number
It's just a plant, it grows in the earth, and if you happen to set it on fire there are some effects...
You mean “Nice number, bro”.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Ever try to watch the GIants play….. on weed?
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 23, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I smoke all the time and watch the giants play, but then again watching the giants play kills more brain cells than any amount of drugs ever could.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
No way! Man, I’d have trouble making witty comments while stoned. You really hide it well. Lol, practice makes perfect, am I right?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Giants. :(
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 23, 2010 3:55 PM PDT reply actions
The giants napped all weekend, where you been?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Remember the other day when Molina fouled off a pitch that bounced before he hit it?
That is the perfect representation of the Giants offense.
Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone
by RaymondStone.com on May 23, 2010 4:02 PM PDT reply actions
1 run in the last 27 innings.
but if this team ever makes it to the playoffs again, pitching wins in a short series
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
This team is going nowhere until and unless Sandoval starts to hit
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Dave Fleming: Don’t worry giants fans its only may, the giants are above .500 and they’ll get it together and everything will be fine don’t worry giants fans!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
That statement means the giants ran out of company lines to say and went for the SSS excuse, this early in the season it lets us know we’ve been B&S’d.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
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