Post-game thread: Matt Cain gives up another run, loses
by Grant Brisbee on May 22, 2010 3:26 PM PDT
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Get 'em while they're hot
That Craigslist post may not last.
"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino
FREE POSEY
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
hahahahha!
frustrated grant is frustrated
also, clever.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
I can barely breathe from laughing so damned hard.
I hope Sabean gets some mail.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Who would have thought
that a Freddy Sanchez error would lead to the only run
by Giant_in_la_area on May 22, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions
Also
good thing Bengie is such a good Cleanup type htter.
by Giant_in_la_area on May 22, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Big Money. Wonder why no teams signed him to a three year deal?
Blowing it.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on May 22, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
It was an error on Huff.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
They should’ve each had one, but that can’t happen because of the whole “can’t assume a DP” thing.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 22, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Bah!
Sanchez didn’t deserve an error for that.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
So if he made that play it would’ve been extraordinary? Really?
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 22, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, he ran pretty fast to try and correct Huff’s error. I’m sure if Bengie was playing second, it would have been quite extraordinary if he made that play.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
You see how far he ranged to get that ball?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
If he’d thrown it into the stands, that would be something else.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yes
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Well
I don’t think you can really ever get an error when you’re playing a ball that bounces off someone else.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
THE...POINT...IS MOOT.
I’m starting to think that the Giants’ inability to score more than a run per game is hampering their ability to win.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 22, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
You know, moo.
Like a cow’s opinion.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
oh.
was listening on the radio and my phone said it was on Freddy.
by Giant_in_la_area on May 22, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
ESPN.com wuz wrong!
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 22, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
it was actually a Huff error then Sanchez couldn’t get the ball out of his glove
by 49erEmpire on May 22, 2010 3:44 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Grant always brings a smile to my face
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
yes
“Matt Cain gives up a run and loses”. That’s GOLD, Jerry!
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Well
At least they lost in a fucking hurry and didn’t drag it out.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Giants' current leadoff hitter getting on base
28.7% of the time.
Can you express that in OBP terms?
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
BOOM!
With authoritah!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
That offense is offensive.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on May 22, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
Will the announcers ever stop talking about the “masterful” pitching performances of the opposing pitcher? Only a fucking moron thinks it’s anything but our craptacular offense that makes them look so fucking good. It’s bad enough I have to watch this team, don’t patronize me at the same time.
Not sure what to do about my screen name at this point...
by AngelWillSaveUs on May 22, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions
just like last year, Dave says
[bucket on a stick opposing pitcher] is really mowing them down tonight!
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
When giving up one run is a good thing
by Giant_in_la_area on May 22, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn't you learn anything from last week?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
i’m starting to think the Giants aren’t a playoff caliber team…
FREE BUSTER
by TimLincecumIsGod on May 22, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions
Not in this thing?
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on May 22, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. There’s till a chance that the April Giants are the real Giants but I refuse to get married to that concept.
Also, what the FUCK is going on with Pablo? This isn’t a “slump” any more.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on May 22, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
David B proclaimed that Pablo’s bat had awoken.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on May 22, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
apparently it lasted longer than four hours so he called a doctor
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
nice
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL GRANT!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
This just in: They will.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 22, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
De La Rosa’s been shelved almost all year. He’ll be back though. The Rockies are a better team.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on May 22, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
But soon we will have DeRosa back! I mean, he is De La Rosa without LA. That’s gotta be better.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
9 times outa 10. But this is the exception.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on May 22, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
more like an outhouse
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Third? Uh, think slightly lower
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain
2-4 with a 2.88 ERA and WHIP under 1.2
Loser mentality
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 22, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Doesn’t know how to win.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
makes too many mistakes and doesn’t know how to win pitching duals (sic). — GRM
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
LOL
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on May 22, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
can’t hit enough to get himself winz
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 22, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Which is precisely why Oswalt wants a trade, BTW.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
..
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Giants Baseball: All Sad Pandas, All The Time.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
holy shit that image is fitting, exactly what 99% of giants fans were doing at that point.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 22, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I like how the panda hat is mirroring exactly how he is sitting.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yeah, that’s the part that takes the comedy to another level.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
To sum up that mans thoughts Fuck you brian sabean
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 22, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
No, he’s leaning on the dugout. He’s thinking about everything he could’ve spent that money on.
And everything that Sabez could’ve spent that money on.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Just think about this season for a sec
What if Xanthan was wrong? Where would we be right now without Juan Uribe?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Watching Downs DH
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on May 22, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
losing this game?
Wait…
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Well played, Grant
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
So fucking intense!!!
Rooting for the new Giants to be Stopgap Heroes.
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."
-Jiddu Krishnamurti
by SneakToBetterSeats on May 22, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Forgot I had this
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on May 22, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Never been used??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Nah, it’s been used a few times. But I forgot about it.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
This was taken after every single Giants batter between the 3rd and 9th trudged back to the dugout.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
You can.........
Find anything on craigslist
by Giant_in_la_area on May 22, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions
Please direct me to the “major league hitter” section.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 22, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thats in the Philly and Colorado list only
by Giant_in_la_area on May 22, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sorry Matt Cain you didn’t deserve this.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
He rarely does.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on May 22, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m starting to think he did something horrible in another life, and actually does deserve this. It’s the only rational explanation.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 22, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Just out of curiosity
What if Matt goes to Sabean’s office today and requests a trade a la Oswalt? How would we view this move? Traitor or Atta Boy?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
ATTA BOY, all the way
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on May 22, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Couldn’t blame him at all. Doesn’t seem like the type, but couldn’t blame him at all.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on May 22, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I was very surprised when he signed the extension to be honest.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Atta Boy. I don't see how any self-respecting pitcher would want to stay in this situation
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe he's learned to detach himself from the frustration.
He’s certainly had plenty of opportunities to work on that.
Maybe at this point he takes solace and comfort in the financial security for himself and his family.
He knows he’s successful at performing the responsibilities of his position, so there’s no personal burden of guilt.
And if ever his fellow associates at The San Francisco Baseball Company come together and the unit succeeds as a whole then that’s just gravy.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 22, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Posey please?!
You know I spit technique to the freshest freak
Gimme a call you will see results in just a week
With the soul of a LOST HAWK
Is there a heaven for a Rap Cat, let's talk
Not ready.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on May 22, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, they should trade Posey so he can play and just re-sign big money. Wait around for Joseph to develope.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on May 22, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
and you should lay off the reefer
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 22, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
/Sabeanthink
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bringing up Posey this close to the Super Two deadline
Would be batshit stupid. I hope the Giants treat this guy as a long-run answer, not a short-run savior.
"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino
Sure.
The tougher question would be, “What does lul.wut. mean?”
"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino
yes
let’s save all the money to sign DeRosa to an extension.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
And they hate us.
And, trophy-wise, they’re better than the Giants.
by Every6thDay on May 22, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
yes
that WS 20 years ago is far superior to the Giants’ 50 years ago. Also, Jeremy Giambi and Terrence Long sucked.
/dumb
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair
The A’s have won four World Series in Oakland. The Giants have won zero in San Francisco.
So you’re saying the Yankees are clearly superior?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 24, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
PORKINS!!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The one good thing about this game
After the lead became insurmountable, I made this:
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on May 22, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Whose Line for the win.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
our family just got a fancy new HD tv.
And the giants look like they are behind on EVERY pitch.
...Tater Salad
by nick217Giantsfan on May 22, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions
After seeing the ticket sales for the next homestand, bill nuekum immediately started discussing new extensions with sabean and bochy.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
i blame mccoven
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
What’s everyone doing tonight to forget this stupid team?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 22, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions
Movie Night!
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 22, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
500 Days of Summer and I am Legend
possibly the Hangover if the person brings it
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 22, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
500 Days of Summer is pretty hilarious
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 22, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I love it
She took a giant shit on my face literally
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 22, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Iron Man 2.
This torrent better not be a 45 second tease or so help me I will jump into the Internet and chase the lying bastards down…
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 22, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Heading to Santa Rosa with Tactical Nuclear Penguin in hand.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on May 22, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Watching the Grizzlies on TV and probably getting ice cream or something.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
HE TAKES WALKS. HE’S NOT GAMER ENOUGH. NOT A VETERAN. BORK BORK BORK.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
THERE ARE NO GOOD PITCHERS IN AAA BALL. HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO CALL A GAME. HIS DEFENSE IS BAD.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I already forgot! La la la!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
orly?
8.0 IP 5H 1R 0 ER 1BB 4K (L)
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 22, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
It really is hurtful to lay it out like that.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 22, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Putting up with my gf’s mother, who will be staying with us for the next week.
I’d almost rather listen to a rebroadcast of today’s game.
Almost.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
May god have mercy on your soul.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I’m going to the bar to watch celtics magic at the bar and drink heavily and smoke something the color of the A’s heavily, and then pretend the giants are a 30 million dollar small market disaster.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
so..
how long before Pat Burrell signs with the Giants?
by 49erEmpire on May 22, 2010 3:46 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
In about 16 seconds
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 22, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
YOUR POSEY IS JEALOUS!! YOUR POSEY IS JEALOUS!!!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Watch your back, Luke!
Uh oh, he was hit. Hopefully Artoo can do something about it.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WEDGE WITH THE SAVE!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Gio Gonzalez seriously needs to wipe the BBQ of his face
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 22, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions
no shocker here
Gio said his one run of support felt like 100 runs
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 22, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions
Against the Giants
1 run = 1,000 runs
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LOL Giants
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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...
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
Poor Matt.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
I wish I was sitting at a card table by myself in an otherwise-crowded room.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
OT:
MLB 10 the Show for PSP is pretty sick, wish they coulda developed Pablo’s Stance better
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 22, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions
I’m so glad Kate Longworth isn’t the sideline reporter for the Sharks anymore.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Seriously. Brodie Brazil has really grown on me this year, what with Sharks Late Night Confidential and his twitter.
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Brodie Brazil is a porn name.
Rooting for the new Giants to be Stopgap Heroes.
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by SneakToBetterSeats on May 22, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man, Vader just shredded the Gold squad.
LOL at “Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?” line.
LOL Giants.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Vader, that dick.
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Let me know when Vader goes WHAAAAT!
Say it in the thread.
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Luke is about to make his attack run
Red leader just crashed into the Death Star
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Now THAT’S an implied facepalm.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I will agree.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Vader : Opposing Pitchers :: Gold Squad : Giants Offense
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Bochy needs a beer
or is already hung over.
I’m thinking the latter.
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 22, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions
Urf.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
none chance
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
…. at least he gets the bat on the ball…
by True Freshman on May 22, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man, Luke is bringing them in at full throttle!
At that speed they may not be able to pull out in time (TWSS?)
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Giants offense: TORTURE.
"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions
Kruk adopted our saying!
“Giants baseball: Torture”
No, we’re the ones who adopted his.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Giants torture: routine
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by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Luke bitchslaps Wedge
“You worry about those fighters, I’ll worry about the tower”
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Man Wedge was useless
Got told to leave by Luke.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
GTFO!
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His best missions were yet to come.
Nerd didn’t dance at the Ewok party.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Hey, he’d done everything he could.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, he doesn’t exactly have the power of the Force at his disposal.
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He got hit and didn't die
Ease up on the guy.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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Nice knowing you, Biggs
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IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Biggs Darklighter: Luke's name in the first draft.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Shooty is a Crazy Man!
Gave Borky the Tylenol Headache Relief Award.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Applebottom jeans anna boots witta furrrrrr
/blah blah blah
…an Shooty got low low low low low low low!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Decided to join in on the Star Wars fun
“Use the force, Luke! Let go, Luke!”
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Three moves. Right now.
1. Posey called up, starting catcher, hitting 7th. Ishi goes down (sorry to him but Whiteside can’t go down, he’s done nothing wrong). If Molina can’t handle being the back-up catcher – fine. Trade or release him/
2. Torres and Nate are the two every-day outfielders. Bowker platoons with Rowand – with Torres playing Center when Bowker plays and left when Rowand plays.
3. Uribe is your starting SS.
Set your order: Torres, Sanchez, Sandoval, Huff, Uribe, Bowker, Posey, Nate. And stick to it.
This is about the best “balance” you can find with this mess. At least you have some speed at the top and the bottom, a couple guys that theoretically have some power in the middle. Plus you’ve mixed up right/left fairly well.
This still won’t do much. But its better than the lineup they are putting up there right now.
Agree with 1 and 3
2 is so inconsequential that mostly I would just be annoyed that they were disrupting the lineup with it.
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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Its not disrupting the lineup much
At least Torres and Nate bring some speed. Bowker some potential power. Unfortunatley, Bowker has shown no ability to hit lefties. Course Rowand is 0-18. Heck lets bring up Borchard. (Kidding,)
Nothing wrong with platooning one player.
I agreed with you about Torres and Nate.
But shuffling Bowker and Rowand isn’t going to do anything.
The thing to do is get Rowand out of the leadoff spot and put him in the 5 or 6 hole, and leave Torres batting leadoff.
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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
You may be right
but it doesn’t matter. It’s not going to happen. Bochy will stick with the “proven track record” . Bengie brings intangibles. Rowand is a gamer. Blah blah blah blah.
Gawd its tiring.
Nate should be everyday…Torres and Bowker platoon. Torres is gonna cool off. And there’s no way Rowand is getting benched, but for gods sakes, please get him to the bottom. I’d like Posey ahead of Bowker as well
by Artimus Clyde on May 22, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Sigh
I thought we’d finished the Torres v Bowker discussion. Torres is playing much much better. There’s no reason to start platooning them.
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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I like Torres, but is he really gonna keep up this pace? how else is Bowker getting AB’s. I still think he needs some
by Artimus Clyde on May 22, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Easily:
How else is Bowker getting AB’s? Play Schierholtz, Torres, Rowand, and Bowker 3/4 time each; let Torres rotate through the three OF positions till his day off. Fiddle a little with the order if handedness is crucial. Personally, I think Bowker will prove a bust, but I suppose he’s entitled to a last chance.
Should DeRosa be able to come back and show signs of hiting decently, things become more complex, but sufficient the evil unto the day thereof.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Agree GP
Plus he seems to be someone that has actually TRIED to learn something. He is WAY more patient. And that has been a big reason for his success. I read where he came to baseball very late – from a track background. Seems to think he’s just now figuring it out.
Every once in a while an over 30 guy blossoms. It sure as hell would be nice to have it be a Giant.
Excess words:
Unfortunately, Bowker has shown no ability to hit lefties.
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Three moves. Right now.
1. Turn off targeting computer.
2. Use Force.
3. Blow this thing so we can go home, kid!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
Or get blown, if you watch Luke’s face when he ummm… releases.
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TWPLS
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by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh snap, Luke has turned off his targeting computer!
I hope he is ok!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
OH GOD! ARTOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh no, Luke lost R2D2!
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THE REBEL BASE IS IN RANGE!
/suspense
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
"Fire when ready."
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Oh man, Vader has him now!
“WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT”
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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LOLOLOLOL
STFU VADER!
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It's like I'm watching the actual movie!
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
HAN! I KNEW HE'D COME BACK!
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quoting myself as I just looked at the boxscore after missing the game:
OMG
I mean really, what else is there to say?
"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader."
IT'S A HIT!
GET OUT OF THERE GUYS!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Whew, they made it.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
"The Force will be with you, always."
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Man that was a great shot.
Definitely one in a million. Good call, Han.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Baseball torture
I get to cheer for this team, and when I go to my local pro team I get to walk by the series trophy we don’t have. sigh* That makes me a sad panda.
by Giant_in_la_area on May 22, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions
LOL DEATH STAR
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May I suggest a Death Star?
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
…is Star Wars on TV or something?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions
It’s on Spike.
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Dammit, I wish I were home so I could watch it.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, Artoo was pretty fucked up.
I hope he will be ok.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Man these guys are total heros.
Medals all around. Except you, Chewy. You stand back.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Finally, someone told that walking carpet to get out of the way!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Be careful – he’s been known to tear arms out of sockets when he’s angry!
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Let the Wookie win!
My dad’s favorite line of the trilogy.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
We’re partial to
“I’ve got a baaad feeling about this.”
and when we were kids when mom would ask us to do something we didn’t want to we’d whine “but, I was going to go to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!!!!”
Howz about...
George Lucas just buys the Giants outright, makes the team wear Orange Rebel Alliance pilot jumpsuits with numbers on the back for uniforms and all of the stadium ushers wear Boba Fett outfits with jet packs for EVERY GAME?
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/22/1483192/dodger-star-wars-empire-strikes
"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum
by Timlincecum.com on May 22, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
READ MY CRAPPY FANPOST, YOU ASSHOLES!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain gives up 0 earned runs in a complete game and takes the loss
Matt Cain gives up 0 earned runs in a complete game and takes the loss
Matt Cain gives up 0 earned runs in a complete game and takes the loss
Matt Cain gives up 0 earned runs in a complete game and takes the loss
Daniel Turpen is a Giant Beaver
Things that only happen to use for $1000 Alex.
by Giant_in_la_area on May 22, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
by KINGofCRA5H on May 22, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, yeah
Matt Cain is only on the one team.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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Oh, you can tell Leia is totally into Han. They’re going to hook up, I can feel it.
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Oh, sure, make the guy in the $900 suit sweep up!
COME ON!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY!
ARTOO IS OK!
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Confession: I have never watched a single Star Wars movie.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 22, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions
CHANGE THAT
NOW
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This is pretty much the reaction I always get.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 22, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to think you were cool.
"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow.
That’s….Un-American.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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They’re on Spike as we speak!
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I’ve never felt compelled to watch them and I’m okay with that.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 22, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Same here too
Only part I’ve seen of any of them that I’ve ever liked is when the Ewoks get shot at in the forest and some of them run around smoking and on fire.
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by PacBellBoozer on May 22, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not exactly sure what an Ewok is.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 22, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Little furry thing, forest dweller…I saw them in the Ice Capades when I was a little kid.
Ducks stackin' wins like Leggos, toastin Pac-10 like the Eggos, like we're racin' against some preggos, Dan Patrick we enfuego. Free Schierholtz!!
by PacBellBoozer on May 22, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
The li’l teddy-bear lookin’ dudes with spears.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
they were wookies in the first draft
but then Lucas decided he wanted something more kid-friendly, so he basically shrank them and made up a new name.
Yab yub!
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"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
And thus began George’s long, unchecked slide into crap.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
The decline of the Star Wars franchise really is a good argument for giving filmmakers budgets and making them choose only the most essential effects and sequences to the plot, rather than giving them a blank check and letting them throw every CGI trick they can think of in a movie.
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it's a better argument
for having someone not named George Lucas write the screenplay.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Money doesn’t make a movie good.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 22, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Wars? Wars not make one great!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
See: all the Pirates of the Caribbean movies after the first one.
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We loved the first one and I don’t think we ever watched the others. We enjoyed the first Spiderman movie too, we never could make it through the 2nd one.
I saw the second Spidey in a nearly-empty theatre with the sound cranked all the way up. I felt pummeled and bruised by the end. The third remains unseen.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Go with that.
The second one was really good. The third one was really terrible.
Unless you believe Topher Grace could be Eddie Brock
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Sigh.
And I don’t.
BUT I STILL LOVE YOU TOPHER!
Eric Foreman is one of the few sitcom main characters that is not outshone by his supporting cast.
Examples:
Jerry Seinfeld
Malcom In The Middle
I am willing to be convinced otherwise. Discuss.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
No time. Star Wars.
Maybe later. I will say that That 70’s show really hit the crapper when his character left.
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My friends and I shorthand it to “Blonde Donna.” There’s some overlap, but that’s the moment the waterskis left the jump ramp.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
pretty good dividing line
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man he was so terrible. The casting in that movie was bad.
Actually they got a pretty good Sandman. But Eddie Brock/Venom is supposed to be a hulking monstrosity.
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Yeah but Sandman is just completely useless as a character, and the Harry stuff was boring. Venom is at least a decent villain, and Grace was OK, even if he didn’t fit the role.
I was promised lasagna.
I did not like him in the role and the writing for him was terrible.
Praying in a church for God to kill Peter Parker?
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Huh, I forgot about that part.
But come on, the scene where Parker kind of dances in the streets and winks at girls or something? That’s waaaay worse than any Venom part.
I was promised lasagna.
Oh the entire movie was terrible. But at least Tobey showed in the previous movies he could play the part.
I wish he was a bit more snarky as spider man.
But the whole 3rd movie was written terrible and Topher or someone of his type should not have even been considered for Venom.
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True. But I’m happy for him that he’s gettin’ payyyyyyyed!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Valentines Day
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wtf
Green Goblin hero? Is that some alternate universe/reboot stuff? Or just for the movie?
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
The third one was bad, unless you want to laugh at Tobey Maguire’s failed and embarrassing attempt at being emo Peter Parker.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
The third Spider-Man was so bad I’m still not convinced it wasn’t intentional.
I mean, AMNESIA? REALLY? AMNESIA? You know that’s the Greek word for “lazy writing”, right?
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
LOL
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, the whole situation with Harry in that movie was terrible
http://nedroid.com/2010/05/news-to-me/
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WHAT?!
The second one is the best one!
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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They’re not particularly good. A few nice parts, a few really embarrassing parts.
I was promised lasagna.
Nice parts: Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi.
Embarrassing parts: The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, Revenge of the Sith.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought they were cute.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I just watched the That 70s Show episode where they first saw Star Wars last night. While it’s not the same (lots of jokes about Luke and Leia), the reaction is probably similar to what really happened. Including Red being impressed as well.
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I liked the original trilogy okay as a kid, but I never understood why people love them so much.
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Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
+!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
And the last line of the movie goes to Chewbacca!
Man what a great movie.
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Vadar: “lol wut”
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions
Hmm should I stick around for Empire?
Or go stick my hand in a blender?
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IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Not a lot of laughs in Empire till the middle-end.
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But snow battle! Asteroids! I love the theme when they’re flying through the asteroids.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
It’s funny when Luke is being a baby with Yoda and Han is all “my hands are dirty too lol”.
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OH SNAP THEY ARE JUMPING RIGHT INTO EMPIRE
NO INTERMISSION!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hells yeah!
I’m all over it.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
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At this point I'm so done with the Giants offense I actually want a new guy on the team
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 22, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions
I'm not joking
I want a guy who plays like shit so that I can be entertained instead of depressed after a Giants loss
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 22, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Good
discounts then!
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 22, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh Fuck You.
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Look Up In The Sky!
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
NO!
It’s a Softball Player!
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
At least he’s went deep in some form of a ball and stick game in the last week. The same can’t be said for many of the gritty players filling the Giants lineup.
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by PacBellBoozer on May 22, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Faceplant:
When Facepalm Just Isn’t Sufficient.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
It was a dark time for the rebellion....
Rogue text is wandering through space, killing many many planets.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh snap! The Empire has been chasing them across the galaxy?
I wonder if they could establish a new base?
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New secret base on the ice world of Hoth!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
SHHHHHHH@@
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Man Vader has become obsessed with catching Luke? I wonder why?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Maybe this movie will shed more light on that situation.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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I doubt it
You just know that they’re going to leave this as a giant gaping plot hole.
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LUKE'S HOT
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Not anymore
His hotness rating from when he blew up the Death Star severely declined to when he’s on Hoth. Must have been in a speeder accident or something.
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But Vader doesn’t know that! Surprise, Vader!
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Must be why he cuts off Luke’s hand.
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Fools and Sages
so does this happen often?
or as often as they have marathons?
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Spike usually has a lot of Star Wars marathons.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I think he meant our liveblog
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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yes and yes
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
MXC!
And lots and lots of CSI. And Star Trek.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Of course
They have great programming like “Deadliest Warrior” and “Jail”
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
also
DEA
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Jesse James deadlier than Al Capone!!!
Who could have guessed?
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
MAN WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Vicente Padilla
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 22, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Who is that riding on that thing?
Oh snap! It’s Luke!
Maybe he should investigate that meteor or whatever that was.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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HOLY SHIT WHAT THAT FUCK WAS THAT?
It’s gonna eat Luke!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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On Snap!
Luke was attacked by a Wampa!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Hey Han is still helping the rebellion!
That loveable rogue!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ah, he’s nothing but a nerf herder.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Chewy is not happy with Han
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bah
Even Tyler Walker can get a W.
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
even more depressing...
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
So, last night in trying to convince owlcroft that the Giants' offense is not, in fact, pretty much average
I calculated how many runs per game NL teams were averaging. As of yesterday’s games:
1) Phillies: 5.46
2) Diamondbacks: 5.30
3) Brewers: 5.17
4) Dodgers: 5.14
5) Reds: 4.95
6) Braves: 4.67
7) Rockies: 4.57
8) Marlins: 4.56
9) Cubs: 4.49
10) Mets: 4.33
11) Giants: 4.27
12) Nationals: 4.26
13) Cardinals: 4.26
14) Padres: 4.15
15) Pirates: 3.43
16) Astros: 2.88
Now, a lot of games haven’t been played yet, but the Giants scored none today, while the Nationals and the Cardinals both scored 7 today. A good game for the Padres could leave the Giants 14th in the National League in runs per game.
/sobs
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Astros. Wow. That’s… Not good.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Their team wOBA is like .260!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
That’s, like, 1960s territory.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
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jcb talking about baseball and messing up the icy thrills of the planet Hoth
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Well:
One of the trophies on the wall of our baseball room is a $5 check (uncashed, of course) from Lowell Cohn in post-season payment for a bet he and I made early in the 1982 season in the lunchroom at Candlestick. He was badmouthing the Giants play and prospects for the season and I told him—from projection calculations—that they would certainly finish over .500. He was adamant to the contrary, and so we wagered.
Maxima enim, patientia virtus. We’re scarcely over a quarter of the way into the season.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Han is dead if he doesn't pay back Joba.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Jabba.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
He dresses like the hamburglar?
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
ROBBLE ROBBLE
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by satyricrash on May 22, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Han seems to be pissed at Leia
“Your highnessness,” haha.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Han has to bug out and pay Jabba the Hut or he is a dead man.
The general was pleased with what a good man Han is.
Man there is so much sexual tension between him and the Princess. It’s a shame she kissed Luke in the first movie.
Oh snap there is already bounty hunters after him!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL, “I can arrange that!” Sick burn, Han!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
wait are you watching Empire Strikes back or Return of the Jedi
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 22, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions
Empire Strikes Back.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn East Coast feed!
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 22, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Downgrading to Jedi… Not good.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
D:
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 22, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL EAST COAST
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Leia is going to blow him in the south corridor
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions
Man, 3PO is such a whiny bitch.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It's Possible?
Shouldn’t they keep better tabs on heroes of the rebellion then that?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It's not likely Luke forgot to check in!
Han may see that guy in hell though.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bengie Moolina
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 22, 2010 4:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
OH NO YOU D’INT!!!@
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
HAHAHAHAHAHA BENGIE HAS THE APETTITE OF A T-REX
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Bengie is a scavenger?
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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LEAVE BENGIE ALONE!!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Bengie and Panda must break the scales. Geez, Laugh or Cry — it’s your option. Fat is Fat.
by True Freshman on May 23, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL!!
Schulman is going to be writing you very soon
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 22, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
And even after all that, I still don’t want Dye, or Byrnsie, or FP, or Fielder, or any other washed up old so called “hitter”.
OMG Fielder’s another Fat player. Bring back the Babe.
by True Freshman on May 23, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL ADDED SCENES
Calm down and use the force to get your damn lightsaber, Luke
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ZOMG LUKE IS USING THE FORCE!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Damn
Luke just cut the arm off of the Wampa.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
OH SHIT ITS COMING!
Oh Damn! Luke cut off its arm!
Run, Luke!
On second thought, maybe running into a blizzard is not a good idea.
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IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
AND I THOUGHT LEIA SMELLED BAD ON THE OUTSIDE!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
tastes like womp rat
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Leia used to get her womp rat bullseye'd in Beggar's Canyon
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Damnit Artoo, scan harder!
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IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Man, maybe he should have killed the Wampa
Then stayed in the cave.
I hope Han finds him.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Cliff Clavin has grim news.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions
HAHAHAHA
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LOL
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
C’mon Han, I know you can find Luke.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Oh Snap!
They are gonna shut the doors on them! They will be stuck out there all night!
AFTER EVERYTHING THEY HAVE DONE FOR THEM?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Artoo has been known to make mistakes. From time to time.
Oh dear, oh dear.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Poor Chewie.
Han’s his best friend! : (
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
No body else understands him.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
725 to 1 chance of survival for Han and Luke
Damnit Threepio, don’t ever tell me the odds!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
He’s been known to be wrong!!!
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on May 22, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
You’ve seen enough giants baseball to know that aaron rowand in the lead off spot isn’t working – mike urban
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Yeah, I get scared when I agree with him.
And I’m tired of people talking about Posey like he’s the 2nd coming of Barry Bonds!
I’m tired of organizational excuses and pathetic blame on young players and our pitchers.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I'm tired of watching
f*ing Molina catching when there are TWO good catchers that are being/have been moved to other positions.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Granted . . .
. . . that much of this is with no one on base, but it’s getting to be like every fourth or fifth pitch he just lets go by rather than catch it.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Dammit Luke!
Ben is talking to you!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
The Dagobah system? To learn from Yoda? That's great and all, but he is freezing to death!
DO SOMETHING!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yoda?
Sounds like some large and imposing warrior!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Oh Snap! Han save him!
WARM HIM UP SOMEHOW!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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HE'S STEALING HIS LIGHTSABER!
oh, nevermind.
Eww…..
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
That. Is. Awesome.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WANT
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
iwannagetthatwannagetthatwannagetthat
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 22, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Woah, Han used Luke's lightsaber!
Even though he’s not a jedi!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Oh sure,
NOW THE SPEEDERS ARE ADAPTED TO THE COLD
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE TAUN TAUN'S FEELINGS!?!?!
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
LOL Fat speeder pilot
He may have found them
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Rouge 2 the rescue!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
"I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain!"
Sure you do, Carrie! Drugs!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Gasp, yet another thread Over-Nerded!
There’s what? 6 1/2 more hours of this?
Fuck it, Poindexters!
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
teh lulz.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Ha! Yeah right! It’s impossible for any ships to leave the system without us first deactivating the energy shield!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Screw you guys; I’m going home!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
MIDICHLORIANS DOWN THE STRETCH, NERDSSSS!
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank goodness.
I was getting worried. Why did they put a diaper on Luke?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
What's going on on right now in the Giants Front Office
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I’ve come to the same conclusion after analyzing bowls.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Rogue 2!
I like you Rogue 2. You found them. I repeat, you found them!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
"Strong enough to pull the ears off of a Gun Dart."-Han
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Gundark?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Gundark.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Chewy thought that was pretty funny.
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Who's scruffy looking?
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SCRUFFY-LOOKING NERF HERDER!
Ooooh, Leia is pissed.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Ha, I always knew that Leia liked Luke over Han. I think they’re cute together.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Man Luke will you be rethinking how cool you are when you find out some more geneology
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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FINALLY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
VADER’S BACK, BITCHES!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I'm still at commercial
:(
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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DAMN IT SPOILERS!
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DONT RUIN IT FOR ME
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on May 22, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, does Splice look like a shitty movie or what?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
by scout6 on May 22, 2010 4:21 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 22, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
DON'T ANY OF YOU DORKS WANT TO TALK ABOUT MATT CAIN CONTIUALLY GETTED SCREWED OVER?
Nah. Me neither:
Ha.
Join us, Grant.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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F-LEW?
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on May 22, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Cain for Fielder
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Spike.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh Captain Piett.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Vader was totally a dick to that guy.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Han: “You should have seen me all up in Leia’s south passage!”
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 4:22 PM PDT reply actions
Star Whores By Lars the Wanderer
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
awesome
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, The Star Wars concert is coming to Fresno.
My friend is going. I cannot. :(
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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To Savemart?
and color me stupid…but what is this? Because if its John Williams, I need me this
by Artimus Clyde on May 22, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
June 17th Save Mart Center.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh man, the Rebels are picking up some kind of signal.
They better go check it out.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yeah, Empire’s really been on their ass!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
they should leave it alone
it’s just jawas with a crystal set.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
OH SNAP! IT'S SHOOTING AT CHEWY!
Whoa it just blew up.
It must be an imperial probe!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh snap!
That droid just tried to kill Chewie!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Oh man they better start the evacuation.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That is a HUGE star destroyer!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HOLY FUCK
Look at that Star Destroyer! It’s casting shadows on other Star Destroyers.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That music is so intimidating
Must mean someone bad is about to be onscreen!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Leia: Imperial Probe Droids make good sex toys until they blow up."
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions
Then they make the best sex toys
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Empire Strikes Back
Is my favorite Star Wars movie.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
IMO, it’s the best overall Star Wars movie. Followed by New Hope and then Return of the Jedi. Because there are only three movies, of course.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
by mymclife on May 22, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
You dumbass.
Don’t backtalk Vader like that.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Dude, you do not talk down to Vader, unless you want to be choked by his mind.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
"Set your course for the Hoth system."-Darth
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Wow, the Brewers just scored 4 runs in the ninth against the Twins, with Braun up, a man on first, and still no out.
Alexei Casilla just made a ridiculous diving grab/throw to first for a DP.
/feels bad that this isn’t Empire-related.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions
LOL!
I was gonna say the catch was game-saving (though the game’s in MIN), but Jon Rauch IBB’d Fielder and McGehee smoked a double off the LF wall. 7-6 Brewers.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Man I hope everyone gets off the planet ok.
OH SNAP IT’S A FLEET OF STAR DESTROYERS
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You gettin’ tired of snappin’?
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
NEVERS
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That Admiral is a retard.
What’s he doing dropping out of Hyperspace early?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Too close to the Hoth System
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Check that, too close to the system.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
They better prepare for ground assault!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions
I'll bet...
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,,,that some of you are dressing up in Rocky Horror gear, jumping onstage and doing those bits as well.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 22, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL TWINS
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
And by that I don’t mean Leia and Hans.
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
LOL "Hans!"
Nor do you mean Leia and Luke, presumably.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Crap
Sorry, I was watching the Twinkies bullpen implode. Yes, Leia and Luke. Who the hell is Hans?
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Hans!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb2GmBkkaTU
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That’s epically funny.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, yes it is.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Someone is about to die.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Oh shit! You Dead!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Darth lives in a giant egg
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 4:28 PM PDT reply actions
Oh snap, the Rebels have a force field up. There’s no way the Imperial forces can get through that.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Phew!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
It's strong enough to deflect any bombardment.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Choked out by Lord Vader's mind.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
They will primarily be after the main power generators.
Damn look at that Ion cannon go.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
"Our first catch of the day."
Whoops! Your ship is done.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
The first transport is away! (YAY) The first transport is away!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Woohoo! The first transport is away! And we know that since the first transport is away, all the other ones will be away safely as well!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Oh what the...
Giant mechanical cows! Get out of there, Rebels!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
AND THOSE COWS HAVE LASERS!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
JUST LIKE NORMAL COWS!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK BRIAN SABEAN WITH AN ION CANNON!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions
Still with the sex talk, eh?
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Hey
It’s me. You can’t really expect anything else.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
The armor is too strong for blasters!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Dak exploded!
Damn. How’s Luke gonna use the tow cable?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Damn, well he's dead.
So much for taking on the empire all by himself.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL DAK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Tiny Vader is tiny.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh no! Dak has been shot! There’s no hope for Luke now.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Wedge is a badass
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I wonder how much of a head trip it is for the guy who played him, being adored for 15 minutes of screen time in three movies.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Z
Try not to completely CHICKEN OUT this time, Wedge.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I like how Wedge's harpoon guy is going through puberty.
“Cable DeTACHED” /voice breaks
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
"Good shot Jackson!"-Wedge
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
So once they fall down, the AT-AT’s armor is apparently ineffective.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
DUH!
It opens up a weakness in the neck or sommething.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
They keep a cache of thermal detonators in the neck passage.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You’d think that they’d realize to just fly over them and drop some grenades on the neck rather than doing the rope thing..
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
They use giant vacuums to put the R2 droids in?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
And yet they were able to fly in the prequels
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL CG
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ugh.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I missed most of the game
But entertaining game in Minnesota.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
and
stupid bleachy Kevin Millar in the studio, so when they go back to the game you have to hear Joe Buck Yourself and McCarver talk about some Red Sox crap. Did you realize the Red Sox won the only World Series in history 6 years ago?
Also, McCrackin just ranted about how terrible it is when pitchers hit, so dangerous blah blah…
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure Vader wants to do this when someone interupts his egg time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGaotyrPCqI
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 22, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions
Long Live Stewie!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
They totally busted Vadar masturbating when they opened his egg
“OH PADME…..PADME!!…..PAAAAAADDDDMEEEE!!!”
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
/creepy
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Woa woa woa
Can you fucking knock for once
/force chokes em
^
i think that is a poor choice of words
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 22, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL AUTO EROTIC FORCE ASPHIXIATION
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
by scout6 on May 22, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL BURNED WEINER!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
More like this.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
IMPERIAL TROOPS HAVE ENTERED THE BASE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Yeah there are a shit load of commercials on Spike
no wonder I don’t watch this shitty channel.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ACCUTANE WARNING
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
DAMN IT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
But I do appreciate that you’re delivering commentary by memory.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
OT:
LOL Dodgers crowd.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
details pls
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Bare stadium is bare.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
IMO, that’s always on topic.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
You need to stop them! Before they get to the generators!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Dammit! Luke said watch out for the crossfire!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
OH SNAP LUKE IS GOING DOWN!
So what exactly makes him a terrific pilot? The ability to not die after being shot down?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yes thats called a good landing DUH
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on May 22, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, Luke somehow survived a crash even when every other ship blows up when they crash!
NOOOO DAK! CRUSHED AS WELL AS SHOT!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL Dak
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Imperial Troops have entered the base!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
FINALLY!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FUCK
Get Leia out of the there!
Get to your transports!
Get those ground troops out of there! They are being overrun!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Luke
Finding the Achilles Hatch. One Grenade and that’s it.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL VADER!! GET USED TO IT!
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The soft, succulent underbelly of the ATAT walker!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
MAXIMUM FIREPOWER!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LITERALLY
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
LOL Egyptian harem storm troopers
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Don’t forget about Threepio! Actually, no, I’d be fine if you left him.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
How typical.
HA HA
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
GET OUTTA THERE! You are running out of time.
NO NOW YOU ARE FLOODING IT!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
PUMP THE GAS WHEN YOU TURN THE KEY, HAN!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Shut up 3PO
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Past the blockade?
Just use the Ion cannon…oh.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Mycheal Urban obviously is starting to read McC more often
He was trashing Bochy for batting Rowand leadoff and the org for not having Posey in the majors.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 22, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions
he has mentioned us in his weekly chats every now and then
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yeah. He definitely reads occasionally.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 22, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
"Let's hope we don't have a burnout!'
QUIET, HARRISON, SHE’S SITTING RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
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by satyricrash on May 22, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
WRECK'D
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SICK BURN
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
BUT SIR!!!
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LOL all of the rebel pilots walking around and taking off nonchalant
Like there is not a in imperial fleet trying to kill them or in orbit around the plant. Nor a force attacking the planet
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Good thing for Luke that he took a different route than Han and the others.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yeah, they apparently ignored an entire side of the planet
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SOUND COLLISION
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
LOL Star Destroyers hitting each other.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Leia is pissed
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Typical female, complaining and not offering solutions or help.
AMIRITE GUYS?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
They really do.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
The good ones do
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
You would know.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
If memory serves...
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
must be that time of the galactic rotation
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
This game wasn't even the worst of the year
And you people are talking Star Wars?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
/chokes you out with my mind
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I was trying to figure out how a Matt Cain 1-0 loss could lead to 600 comments at this point. What else is there to say?
Giants Baseball: TORTURE
LOL CAIN'D
Done.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
/gives up, hits SHIFT - A
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 22, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn, I missed out on Z - ing 828 comments.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 22, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
THEY ARE ACTUALLY GOING INTO AN ASTEROID FIELD?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS!!
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BAD ASS ASTEROID MUSIC!!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
An asteroid field?
Are you insane?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Not in the Asteroid field!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Is no one upset about
just how outrageous this game was?
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Lettin’ it go, boss.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
nah
We’re good with it,
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Check the game thread. We mostly got it out there.
But what else is there to add? This is nothing new. A Giants pitcher pitches well, and recieved no run support against a shitty pitcher they made look like Sandy Koufax.
Hell, Cain was Cain’d. Namesake and all. It’s the same problem every time.
We got it out and wanted to move on to something that makes us happy. Thus the star wars marathon and live blog.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
yea fair nuf
I don’t know. I just spent a 120 dollars for two tickets to watch the Giants on Jun 24th in Houston, and realized that it might just be money down the drain.
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Hey, our record against Houston has been awesome.
Plus at that point Houston may be at the beginning of a fire sale.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I hope so
I’m by the Visitor’s dugout, so that should be fun. Although I might just go insane and attack Bengie at some point.
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Wear a Houston hat if you do.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Giants have a shot at that one. Houston actually hits worse than they do.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Nah. Star Wars is on.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLBONK
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
And... commercials.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Fuck.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Where did it leave off? Before Luke crashes on Dogabah??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Han flying into the asteroid pit.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That’s no cave, Han!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
SPOILER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
again
TWPLS
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Dagobah.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
So all these commercials represent what guys like?
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on May 22, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Allegedly.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
As a guy I refuse to endorse this.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You know they’re doing well when you start hearing harps and xylophones!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
This site never ceases to amaze me
and amuse me.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
McCovey Chronicles: Where Live Blogging Star Wars movies happen.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
What if Spike didn't have a Star Wars marathon on?
History will be made.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Every Intertubez site evar, at one point or another: Where liveblogging Star Wars movies happens.
LOL mom’s basements!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
No better way to spend a Saturday!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
also
you all must be unaware that there’s a Major League Baseball™ game occurring live on national television. It’s the Yankees of Major League Baseball vs. the Mets of Major League Baseball. Featuring Joe Buck Yourself and Tim McCrackin, the men who killed the World Series.
You’re welcome america!
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Brewers!
LOL Carlos Villanueva!
LOL my Pokemonz!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions
On the upside it has been a good week for my pokemonz. Expecially my pitching.
And Cain is one of my Pokemonz and he pitched 2x this week.
Also have Bailey. /kicks rock
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YES!!!
FREECREDITREPORTDOTCOM’S BAND IS GONE!! WOOHOO!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Isn’t that a French-Canadian band? And the guy who actually sings that song sounds nothing like the fellow they’re filming?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
And they’re gonna get their lying asses sued.
(The company, not the band.)
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
The first ad with the pirate restaurant was cool. And then they just killed it by coming up with new stuff.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently those commercials have been going on for three years. Has it really been that long?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
What the hell, seriously?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
According to the commercial saying that the band is no more.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Wow.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
That one was funny.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Mom’s basement!
LOL getting married without checking credit histories!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked their early stuff
You know, before they sold out.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
There is something alive down there. Good observation Luke.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
In a jungle? No way!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I always thought jungles were the most lifeless environments out there. Even moreso than that Hoth place.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
YODA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 22, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions
Dagobah, iirc
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Damn you cannot see a thing!
YOU ARE GOING DOWN!
Splash landing!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL LUKE'S SUNK ASS SHIP!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 4:56 PM PDT reply actions
Second crash in 30 minutes!
Oh, Luke!
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BEST PILOT IN THE OUTER RIM!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
THAT'S WHAT LEIA SAID!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Lars is on fire right now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Han’s gonna have the same burning sensation pretty soon now.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
outstanding
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
MORE LIKE 'SCOTT' SKYWALKER
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SKILLZ
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Don't just leave it there!
You are gonna get a ticket!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh no, Luke’s fighter is in the swamp. There’s no way he’s going to get that out.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Same for the stains on his uniform.
His mom is gonna be pissed!
What? Oh….I’m sorry I forgot.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SHE LOST THE WILL TO LIVE!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
hey mom
some Jedi knights won me in an intergalactic dice game after they measured the space bacteria inside me and now I’m going to become a Jedi too and I"ll miss you and they can’t use their brain powers to win another dice game so OK bye.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Where do you learn to speak robot, anyway?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
What the hell else did he have to do while growing up? Besides shooting womp rats in Beggar’s Canyon, of course.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
you mean
the binary language of moisture evaporators?
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
ARE TOO!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
R2! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Artoo, spit out by some monster. Apparently not very tasty.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
GROSS VADER!!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
You're going crazy, Luke
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
ROBOT PUKING
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions
Actual product:
Dagobah frog habitat.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 4:58 PM PDT reply actions
Awesome. Again.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I'd buy it in a milisecond.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You need a frog first.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 22, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
It already has Yoda!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That was a little racist
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 22, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Yoda’s French?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Dude
His first name is Jacques.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 22, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d buy it in a parsec!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Funny on several levels!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Frogs will grow in your mom's basement?
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on May 22, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL STUCK HIS HEAD IN A DEEP FRYER!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yuck
Darth Vader’s head is nasty.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
THAT'S WHAT PADME SAID!!
And you wonder why she lost the will to live!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lars: HE'S ON FIRE!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
rec'd
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
FOMP.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
SICK BURN VADER!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
This cave sure is weird.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh shit, Admiral. Vader wants the ship, not excuses. Better go get that ship!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
NOT ENTIRELY STABLE!
LIEK CARRIE’S SOBRIETY!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Should we create a new thread?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
thatwould be epic on the SBN front page
too bad no mods seem to be anywhere around for this epicness
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
“Plug him into the hyperdrive”
Even his commands sound insulting.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Who is watching “Return of the Jedi” with me?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 22, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions
Ah hell no.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
GO AWAY IT IS TIME FOR EMPIRE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
But thats is what is one for me!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 22, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Good one Luke!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Would a great warrior really live on a planet like this?
Seems unlikely. Seems like he’d be surrounded by bitches and guitar music. Mexico, or something.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That tiny lantern sure is producing a lot of different colored light!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL MISS PIGGY VOICE!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL Muppets
LOL Frank Oz
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yoda, you little crack up!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YES, MMMMM.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
What the hell is with the small green dude? He talks inverted.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Hands off my Twix!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Seriously!
Not cool!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Don't eat Luke's food, Yoda!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Oh Yoda!
You are supposed to be a respectful, Jedi master! What are you doing?
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL CLOWN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I love that line.
“Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is!”
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/this is my town with yoda on the billboard
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LEIA'S SOUTH PASSAGE!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I had to re-read this a couple of times
but rec’d again
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
New thread?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
nah.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Never!
commercials.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The final product must be pure and unaltered.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Damn it.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
When Yoda says that he can take him to… Yoda. Or whatever it is he says.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
More commercials?
I get it! These hamsters are cooler and smarter then the other hamsters. Also apparently have a better income to afford this. Also will get fatter because of a lack of exercise.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL FAT
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on May 22, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
2011 Super Dooty.
Hehe.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL
NERDS CAN GET LAID TOO! THANKS BEST BUY!
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Colostomy bags.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
in serious
iPod or iTunes gift card
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He was a student of mine about 13 years ago. I think the military is really his only option to continue his education, 90% of the kids at our school are really, really poor.
Budget?
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
So...
monogrammed colostomy bags?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Movies.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Money?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Tootsie Rolls.
They taste chocolate-like and don’t melt in the desert.
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on May 22, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Get them movies. I have friends who are in the military and they all enjoy watching movies.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
A tauntaun sleeping bag.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Cigarettes?
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Han's coming at her from behind!
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Lars missed one
SOUTH PASSAGE!
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh she's trembling
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
DAMNIT THREEPIO!
Cockblocker.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
..
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
by mymclife on May 22, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
lols
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Han stuck on 1st base
Like the Giants offense
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL implying the Giants get on base.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants have been trouble getting that far.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Gotta admire any communication device that requires you to kneel on it.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL REMEMBER WHEN I WAS A SENATOR AND MY FACE WAS NOT ALL MELTY?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
before Sam Jackson, Jedi
found some m*f*ing snakes in this Imperial Palace
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL CLIVE REVELL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
UNLIMITED POWER!!!
/fingertip lightning
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 5:11 PM PDT reply actions
Yes, he would be a great ass
et
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bring Luke to the Empire!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Son of Skywalker....GET IT???
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
WHY IS ANAKIN SKYWALKER SO IMPORTANT?
And why is Luke being a son of his so surprising?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I can’t wait to find out!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The Twins announcer just referred to Carlos Villanueva as “Venezuela.”
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:13 PM PDT reply actions
Luke is so quick to anger.
No patience
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Free swinger Skywalker
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on May 22, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
/waits for Lars' comment.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Inpatient Luke is inpatient
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
So they say!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL STORY NOT MATCHING UP TO PREQUELS
Ben being trained by Yoda.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Sigh. I can’t even joke about that.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Don’t worry. George will retcon the shit outta that.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
POWER CONVERTERS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions
Watch your head, Luke.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Peeping Artoo.
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LOL being poked by a muppet with a stick.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HOLY SHIT
Corey Hart just made a leaping, crashing-into-the-wall, bases-loaded catch to save the game. That was RIDICULOUS.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions
YOU WILL BE!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
TOO OLD LOL WALRUS MAN!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Deep counts? Strikes? A Giant batter craves not these things.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 5:16 PM PDT reply actions
DL time? Surgery?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WTF?!
Commercials again?!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
DAMN IT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL U
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Marathon of the "original" Star Wars trilogy
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Really?!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 22, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
"original" as in the ones Lucas went back and messed around with.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Rather than the ones that started out as crap to being with?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Wait. You mean the one I’m watching never actually happened?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 22, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I personally had no idea!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
I have it on DVD so I don't watch these on regular TV
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Creepy 3-D General is creepy, 3-D
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Also: a general.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Well, Return of the Jedi is on again. And apparently, there’s a Mythbusters marathon!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Oooh, there’s also a Sabrina: Animated Series marathon on. I know what I’m watching!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Seriously? Sweet!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the only things we have in the house “marathonable” are Simpsons, Frazier, Are You Being Served? and Futurama. Oh I think we have all of the Raiders movies too.
So does Bill Belichick.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Mmm.
Pizza.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
MYNOC
NOM NOM NOM
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Giant’s fans on Facebook have the worst jokes ever.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 22, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions
GIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKKGIANTS SUKK
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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GO SUK A DIK
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 22, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
GO SUK A DAK
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Srange ground is strange
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
CARRIE'S HALLUCINATING!
/DRUGS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Hence the gas masks.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
EARTHQUAKE!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
How is there atmosphere? The mouth is open. Why are they alive?
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions
Or gravity, for that matter?
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
This scene doesn’t make any sense.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
/pushes glasses up nose.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
In the Star Wars universe, there is always atmosphere. In the first movie, when Luke and Han were shooting at Tie fighters, their guns were just sticking out into space without any sort of barrier to shield Han and Luke from space.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
But the shields were up!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I AM NOT A COMMITTEE!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOLwoman
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
{{ HIC }}
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Ewok sighting!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 22, 2010 5:23 PM PDT reply actions
This is no cave!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL THAT’S NOT A PUPPET AT ALL!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOOKS SO REAL!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yoda is so wise.
I’ll be it would be difficult to step off a dark trail!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
How can a place have the dark side?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Chave Ravine
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
And why hasn’t the greatest Jedi master in a thousand years done something about it?
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
To train Luke, obviously!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
There's something not right...
I’ve just spent an afternoon jumping around with a green monster on my back.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I’m going to watch Toy Story 2.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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You should live blog it.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Luke! You don't totally ignore your master like that!
He said you would not need those weapons!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL SPACE SNAKES
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yep, that looks like a dark side place.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Luke must have been taking Carries drugs.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Was she on drugs? She should do a stage show about it, and advertise it nonstop!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG VADER!!
Why is he breathing funny?? Need a lozenge, Buddy??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
HOLY SHIT ITS VADER
WHY AND HOW IS HE HERE?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It’s cool. Head sliced.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
BUT WAIT
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Is there more?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
TWO Slap-Chops?
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Paging David Malbuff!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 22, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions
YEAH BEHEADED HIM!
WAIT! HOW IS THAT LUKE IN THERE? HOW CAN THIS BE?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
VADER DEAD!! MOVIE OVER!!
GOOD NIGHT!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
THIS IS HEAVY SHIT LUCAS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SYMBLOLISM
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Also note: not only does Luke take his weapons in, but he draws first. Has Yoda tought you NOTHING in that one afternoon where you mastered the Force, Luke?!?
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG HE CHOPPED OFF VADER'S HEAD!
AND VADER WAS LUKE ALL ALONG!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
DAMN IT!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
CLIFFHANGER!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL commercial.
I cannot take much more of this.
Plus my wife does not want to watch this much more and we need to go shopping.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STAY ON TARGET
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL ME! I have nothing else to do!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Drink!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
… Me neither.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Neither do I. Isn’t it great?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Why, yes, yes it is.
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on May 22, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
OH, I guess Vader’s NOT dead?? HUH??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Headless?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 22, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Bounty Hunters!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Bounty hunters are gross!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Aww, cutting into the Imperial March mid-song just ruins it
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Exploding lasers!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Bounty Hunters? What scum!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL "That's not fair"
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh no! Lightspeed isn't working!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
This has never happened before!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Except that Toyotas go too fast, and the Falcon isn’t going fast enough!
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No, no, Toyota makes the ones that won’t stop going fast.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s the flaw with it’s automobile manufacturing. Maybe the spaceships have the opposite problem! Or something.
If only it was a Toy Yoda. Then they’d have all the Force they need.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sorry. That was terrible.
-1 to me.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow.
"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Denard Span, Twins leadoff hitter: Oh-for-seven, one walkoff grand slam dead on the warning track.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:34 PM PDT reply actions
LOL JALOPY
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LOL THEY FLEW PAST OUR FRONT AND NOW THEY ARE GONE!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
CHECK THE MIRRORS!
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What a shitty scanning system
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Vader is about to choke another bitch
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LORD VADER DEMANDS
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The Force: Useful for moving rocks around.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Walt could use some of that down in New Mexico.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Too subtle?
No Breaking Bad fans out there?
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s awful for the pain job.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Prediction: Pain Job
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yoda laying some truth on Luke right now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You must unlearn what you have learned!
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I hate math anyway.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Metaphor for the Giants offense. Should also be taken seriously.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Yoda's ears perking up.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
AW SHIT. THIS GIVES ME THE TINGLES, YODA.
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AW SHIT. THIS GIVES ME THE YODAS, TINGLE
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
No! Try not! Do, or do not. There is no try.
YOU HEAR THAT, GIANTS?
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/Giants check box marked “Do Not.”
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
FEELTHE FORCE AROUND YOU, LUKE
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF WHAT I WORK, LUKE!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yoda says:
Oh yeah? Impossible huh?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’m glad they shifted The Force away from this spiritual screed to a simple (dumb) scientific MIDICHOLRIANS as an ‘explanation’.
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Yeah, that was a winner.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
BY WHICH I MEAN BULLSHIT!
It was better when they just knew magic.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
YES. That little speech of Yoda’s? Beautiful. It explained it far better to my eight year old ears in 1980. NAHHHHHH, KIDS ARE TOO DUMB TO GET IT, MAKE IT MICROBES OR SOME SHIT.
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Made it a lot better to understand. Here I thought you had to have some ability to have the force!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ANCIENT JEDI SECRET, HUH?
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THAT IS WHY YOU FAIL
BITCH
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Damn it, I'm tow scenes ahead now.
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haha
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
DAMN IT!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
You should pause it during the commercials.
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Ha, except I don’t know when youse guys get the commercials.
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We have been announcing it
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
No, the tow-cable scene was back on Hoth.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL CAPTAIN NEEDA!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Ugh, too many commercials.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I’ll be back for the Vader smack down.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
ZOMG A PENGUIN
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Shift-A
Over 1,000 comments?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Star Wars is just that awesome.
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Shift-A?
Then how will you find out whether or not the Rebels destroyed the Death Star?!?
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Dodgers game!
Some guy named Booteeny or something just entered the game. Is he a Jawa?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
And now it is my turn to be laughed at: I still have yet to watch them. I mean, I’ve seen some individual scenes, but not the entire trilogy.
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If you are a devotee of the books the movies may not be your thing anyways. I LOVE the books, the movies are okay. A lot of the scenes that made the books memorable to me were either not included in the movies or were f’d up. The stupid fricking love scenes… if I wanted a damn romance movie I’d watch a damn chick flick.
Ooh, yeah.
BUT THE FAN BOYS NEED A PRETTY LADY!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven’t read any of the books either. Tried both the Hobbit and Fellowship of the Ring, and was bored out of my mind two chapters in.
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That’s what Mr. Merope did. It’s actually a family joke. He read the first 130 pages and was bored… all the shit hit the fan on like page 135.
Exactly this. It’s like Tolkein wanted to weed out the undedicated.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL INSULTING
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
No, no, I like the books. You gotta admit they start slow, though.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I meant more insulting to the people here who said they did not make it past page 130.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ah. Well. Carry on, then.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Hehe, if I don’t like how a book is going, I’ll just stop reading no matter where I am in the book. I think I have 20 pages left of Memoirs of a Geisha. Didn’t like where it was going, so I stopped. Not curious at all how it ended.
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I'm your opposite
Once I start a book, I always, always finish it. I can’t bring myself to abandon a book once I’ve already invested time in it.
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Most people I know are like that. I figure, if I’m not entertained, why read the book, no matter how much time I invested?
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I read pretty fast so I usually just plow through a book unless it’s really not my style. Recent books I’ve given up on were 1000 years of solitude and Midnight’s Children, oh and the guns of August.
Aw, man. I LOVELOVELOVE One Thousand Years of Solitude and Midnight’s Children.
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Guns of August… is that the one about WWI?
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, isn’t it One Hundred Years of Solitude? Because I had to read that book for my Magical Realism in Latin American Literature (gags) course.
Most confusing character names ever.
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You’re right.
But you’re wrong about gagging at Magical Realism in Latin American Literature!
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I took the class because it was the only course in that general education category that fit into my schedule. If I had it my way, I’d never read a novel for a class again, no matter what the genre is.
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I’m about to start on a PhD in English Literature, so clearly our perspectives diverge on this issue.
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I like reading just fine, but I’ve always hated having to read things for class.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
I was like that in high school, certainly. In college, that changed, because college isn’t as stupid as high school.
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Haha, clearly. I’ve just never liked being assigned to read books. And most of the books I’ve been assigned to read are, in my opinion, really boring.
Hence, I’m trying to become a computer science major. No literature required!
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Could be, the tedium made it seem longer! LoL if you want confusing names read War and Peace!!! A good book actually but those Russians have more nicknames for each other than we have for Eugenio.
If your edition doesn’t include a family tree, it’s really impossible to follow the names, it’s true.
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Yeah, but every single male character is named either Jose Arcadio or Aureliano. And every single female character is either Amaranta or Remendios. And there are like, 20 characters. What the fuck, Gabriel Garcia Marquez.
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I’m about 300 pages into War and Peace right now. Fortunately, I don’t care too much about names. It’s “that guy at the war” and “that guy who inherited money”.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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I just finished reading a 900+ page book. Anathem by Neal Stephenson. I liked it. But I was happy to be done, ’cause I want to move on to other stuff.
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His books are awesome and jaw-droppingly long.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
That was the first I’ve read, although I have a copy of Cryptonomicon.
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That’s a good one (really good), but it’s really three novels shuffled together.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I gave up after about 100 pages.
I swear at 80 of them were just descriptions of different meals.
I was promised lasagna.
Breakfast, Second Breakfast, Elevnsies, Luncheon, Afternoon Tea, Dinner, Supper.
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Stick with it, man. Once they’re on the road, the shit comes fast and furious (except the Tom Bombadil portion, which goes on forever). But really, stick with it. You won’t regret it.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Aw, I love Tom Bombadil.
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Same here.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d recommend starting with Fellowship. The Hobbit was more written for kiddos and is more mellow. Fellowship will retell most of the backstory covered in The Hobbit.
I tried reading Fellowship once, but I just could not seem to get into it.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Fellowship gets off to a slow start. But it’s awesome.
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in reading the opening, you have to realize
Tolkien wrote the whole “trilogy” as one novel. The slow start seems really long in the context of Fellowship, but if it’s just the first few chapters of a huge novel, it’s not so out of proportion.
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YOU... SHALL NOT... PASS!!!!
You know, they TOTALLY would’ve made it across the bridge in Moria if they started running immediately after the goblins bugged out.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Direct TV
Sure you have all those sports. But how much would the package be if I wanted all of those sports?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Direct TV
Sure you have all those sports. But how much of the neighbor’s tree are you going to come chop down so that we get a signal?
Apology accepted
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
SURPRISE ITS BACK ON!
In mid sentence.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
OMG THEY ARE HIDING ONT HE BACK OF THE STAR DEST!
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Oh, the MF is just attached to the back side of their ship!
WHAT GENIUS!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Lando: he’s not a system, he is a MAN.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
THIS GUY!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Typical woman, doesn’t know her systems or directions.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 22, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Standard Imperial Procedure
Dump your garbage before going into Hyperspace.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I dump my garbage after my morning coffee.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
The bounty hunter see's you
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Notorious bounty hunter See Deyoga! He’s got yo ass!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Accidental vision of the future incoming!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
control!
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Warning shots across the nose!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So, in getting my Florida driver's license
Since I didn’t have a license in California (we didn’t have a car), I have to complete a drug and alcohol education course. Thankfully, I can do it online, and log in and out when I have the time. So I’m not surrounded by 15-year olds.
Still, though, it’s brutal. The target audience is obviously 15 year olds. There are numerous grammatical errors and such – not just misplaced commas, but “loose” instead of “lose” and “antithetic” being used as a synonym for painkiller.
And right now, I’m in the midst of a mandatory 10-minute break between sections. Yeah, you have to sit here and be logged in and not do anything on the damned course for two ten-minute breaks. You can’t just walk away during these breaks, because at random intervals it pops up with security questions to prove it’s really you doing the course, and you’re not just ignoring it. If you don’t answer the questions, you get locked out until you call them to get it reset.
SHOOT ME NOW. This is stupider than a Giants game.
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Turn on Star Wars and follow along with us.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The 'myths' section has really taught me a lot, though!
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
LOL
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
and worse, to worry about
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Worse than sexual assault, AIDS, and car collisions?
I’m not aware of any alcohol-fueled genocides.
I was promised lasagna.
It was the booze that made Hitler kill all those Jews, you know.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Sid Vicious’s version of “My Way” is probably worse than sexual assaults, AIDS, and car collisions.
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
check out this sentence
But in each case, though no one meant to behave in a way that would lead to tragic health consequences.
Oddly, it ALWAYS uses affect/effect correctly.
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Maniacal Lando Laughin!
’!
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Long long is long.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
And we are back.
Landing in cloud city
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh he was just joking!
He seems like a nice enough guy!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Billy Dee Williams is so smooth and cool
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
DA Harvey Dent!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
3PO where the hell are you going?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO GHOST!
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Actual baseball talk.
Manager Bruce Bochy said after the game that changes are coming, but refused to elaborate. Whether that means Torres atop the lineup (more on this in the notebook), Molina or Rowand being dropped, someone being benched or even someone (Posey?) being promoted, I don’t know.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions
Hasn’t he been saying this for the last week?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 22, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
/Moves Renteria to 3rd in the order
Drops Panda to 5th
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It means Bengie is back hitting cleanup
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
/been thinking about it for a while
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Not to encourage abandoning Empire or anything...
But there’s a fascinating 90min bio of Bill Spaceman Lee on MLB Network.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions
Starting now.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL VADER TOOK THE QUICK AND EASY PATH
JUST DO NOT WATCH THE FIRST 3 BECAUSE ITS A DIFFERENT, FAR MORE STUPID REASON HE SWITCHED TO THE DARK SIDE!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ANOTHER WHAT??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL additional scene flying through Cloud City.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
RELATIONSHIP DRAMA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
How did Chewy know to look in the garbage area for 3PO?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Fire Sabean. What else can i say?
Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!
by GovernorStephCurry on May 22, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions
Smooth Lando Flattery!
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Only slightly different than Smooth Lando Flannery!
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on May 22, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Lando is totally hitting on Leia
And Han looks like he’s about to cut a bitch.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I wonder what's for dinner --
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OH SHIT IT'S VADER AGAIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BETRAYER!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
MAYBE THIS IS LIKE THE CAVE
MAYBE IT’S NOT “REALLY” VADER!
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Maybe it's Han inside it this time!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
GODDAMNIT! How many times do I have to tell you?!?
It’s MAGIC inside!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
He just used magic to pull the gun out of his hand.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 22, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, lunch time again.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Favorite SW planet?
Out of the major planets I’d say Coruscant.
Felucia is my personal favorite though.
Jeaaaggaahh
Even though its from a shitty movie
I liked Naboo. Nice looking locations.
Coruscant is too busy.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I like Corellia.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Not everyone earns those stripes, you know!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Kevin Corellia?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Reading the above
McC really is a nerd site.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
OT: Red Dead Redemption for 360, PS3
Has anyone got this games yet? Think GTA series but old west, cowboy style.
Good review scores so far.
OT...LOL!!!
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Good game so far I’m about halfway through the single-player. It’s pretty much GTA in the west but done better.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 22, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
OH NO! I been shot!
Great timing 3PO!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Haha, Chewie put Threepio's head on backwards!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Wheeeeee
Torture scene!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL VADER = JACK BAUER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL AUSSIE BOBA FETT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SPACE DINGOS
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
JSUT LIKE A DEAL WITH BRAIN SABEAN!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
If only Sabean had a brain…
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Han looks pretty damaged.
He feels terrible though.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
A TRAP YOU SAY
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Lando still called him Lord Vader
LOL carbonite freezing!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Fuckin’ crude facilities, not like on Coruscant!!
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Where they freeze people in Carbonite all the time!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
more wisdom
Are gateway drugs as serious as other drugs?
Many people mistakenly think that gateway drugs are less serious than other drugs. These people are wrong. These drugs are even more dangerous in a strange, roundabout way-because using them puts you at greater risk for using other drugs.
Taking gateway drugs is worse than taking hard drugs, because if you take gateway drugs, you’ll take hard drugs. Gotcha.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
the section I'm reading now
“The Truth About Being a Teenage Girl”
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
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I have always wondered.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You are trying to be an individual, your own person. You’re totally psyched one minute and in major trauma the next. It’s definitely a tough time. Your parents want to protect you. Your friends want to influence you. You’re still trying to decide what you want.
So many choices! And to top it off, there’s all this pressure about alcohol and drugs. Sure, giving in to pressure is easier than taking a stand. This is the first time in your life that you get to make your own decisions, and be your own woman. And what’s the first choice so many girls make? To try to fit in with the crowd. This could be a mistake.
Somewhere between the brain, heart and mouth, a girl’s individuality gets lost. Maybe it’s swallowed with that first sip of beer. Be an individual. You don’t need alcohol or drugs to be amazing.
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
and more
It may look like you have to drink or take drugs to be popular, but think about it. Drinking gives you bad breath, makes your face puffy and your stomach bloated and gives you zits. How’s that going to get you a date or make people like you? Not only that, alcohol is loaded with empty calories.
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
This is borderline insulting.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hey, it works. Have YOU ever seen Floridians drinking?
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
The Truth About Being a Teenage Guy
It doesn’t matter where you live or how much money you have or even what color your skin is. Every guy goes through the same teenage junk. Technology may change the world but for some things time stands still. This may blow your mind, but your dad (and even his dad before him) had to wade through the same pitfalls to get to manhood.
You’ve got to act like a man. You’ve got to grow up. Make the right choices, whatever those are. Whatever you do, make sure all the girls think you’re a stud. Make sure all the guys respect you. Not much to do. And in your spare time could you graduate from high school?
Alcohol and drugs are just one more thing. But here’s your chance to be a man. Don’t bother with alcohol or drugs. Take a stand. You’ll be surprised what independence can do for your image. Very cool.
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
SAME TEENAGE JUNK
THIS MAY BOW YOUR MIND!
YOUR DAD WAS JUST LIKE YOU!
GROW UP!
MAKE GIRLS THINK YOU ARE A STUD!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL "blow" your mind
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
There is no adult version for you to take?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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It doesn’t appear so!
Also, you have to spend half an hour on each section, and even after having spent half my time on this section in this thread, I still have 5 minutes left over.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Damn. When I was a teenage guy, I didn’t get to go through any teenage junk.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
All this to get a license?
Really?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 22, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
AND I DON’T EVEN FUCKING DRINK!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
When I went to get a license the class/test involved things like stopping at signs, using your blinkers, going the speed limit. Never delved into puberty.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 22, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
This is like when USC made me take Alcohol EDU, which is the same thing only aimed at college kids. I remember it said, “On any given campus, only 25% of the students drink!”
I laughed and laughed and laughed at that. And then I paused to catch my breath, and laughed some more.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
At any given time, sure.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 22, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL wow.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I am so, so glad I took driver’s ed in California.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I took driver’s ed in California!
Of course, that was in 1996.
LOL OLD!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I took it in 2001? Man….
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 22, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I took it in 2007.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
I took it in ‘07/’08.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 22, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh my god. This is some of the dumbest shit I have ever read.
I work for a youth serving organization. And some of the stuff we have is in a talk down sort of way. But this is amazing.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
For the record, jcb9, you actually do need alcohol or drugs to be amazing.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
tl;dr
If you want to be pretty, don’t drink or take drugs. If you do, you will get pregnant and die.
Wait, that last bit was from Mean Girls. I think.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
This appears to be written by someone with 1904 values
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
‘Florida’
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 22, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLogic!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, obviously
If you take ecstasy, then you just take one drug. But if you smoke the marijuana, then not only are you taking one drug but you’re also making it more likely that you’ll take other drugs!
If you don’t understand this, I don’t want you driving.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
If you smoke that drug, you are also smoking every other drug that drug has smoked.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL ineffectual storm troopers
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I love you. I know
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Requiem for a Chewbacca!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
John Bowker is cool
During BP, Bowker wasn’t really throwing many balls into the stands, but when I yelled “LONG BEACH STATE! WOOOO!!!” He immediately turned around and threw a ball up in my direction and I snatched it with my hand in front of some dumb A’s fan. Sucks all the line drives he hit into the RF bleachers couldn’t have occurred during the game.
Also I feel bad for Cain. Poor guy doesn’t know how to win. :(
"I love you!" "I know."
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Woah, large image is large. Sorry about that.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH VADER??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
HE'S A BUM!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
In mid-jazz hands too.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
If only...
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
He is alive. And in perfect hibernation.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
DARTH VADER: CONTRACT LAWYER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LUKE IT'S A TRAP!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Where is Admiral Ackbar when you really need him?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
IT'S A TRAP!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
What did she mean by “trap”? Huh.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
She probably meant for him to press forward.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The force is strong with you
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Honestly, I’m not even in a good enough mood to post an image after this crap.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Join in the Star Wars
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
But… but… Star Wars!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know what you guys are doing. I just got here.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 22, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I started a Star Wars marathon live blog at the end of the GDT.
It has spilled over to here.
Put your TV on Spike TV and join in.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nah, I’m going to dinner in about 10 minutes. But when R2 manually overrides the warp drive to save the ship I was pretty teary.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 22, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
The force is not strong with you
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Vader isn't even really trying, you can tell
Luke is so going to get owned.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I did like in this movie that Vader fights him with only 1 hand.
and in the next movie to show Luke’s advancement in skill it is with 2 hands.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Darth Vader knows something you don't know.
He’s not left-handed, either.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course, the other hand is throwing most of a Tibanna gas mine at luke, so it’s not like he’s slacking off.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess Han’s gone forever!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
never gonna see him again.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yay, they found Artoo!
And he’s still in one piece, unlike Threepio!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
DAMMIT YOU'RE QUOTING STAR WARS AND I WASN'T INVITED???
Bunch of nerfherders.
This deal is getting worse all the time.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 22, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions
Not just quoting
We’re all watching it on Spike.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Ok, well its off to the store with me and the wife.
If I come back and this is still going on here I will talk to you all later.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
All too easy
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Release you anger!
RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Luke is getting his clock cleaned.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
At least now he’s able to read the time.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Luke has a clock?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 22, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a feeling something iconic is going to happen soon
Not sure what, though
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Darth Vader is wearing Soulbrother16's costume!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
They must celebrate halloween
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 22, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
GRANT?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I guess you didn’t watch the part where Luke and Obi Wan were talking about Luke’s father.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 22, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Not gonna lie
It was Obi-wan.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 22, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Empire Strikes Back alternate ending: Chewie is Luke’s father!?
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
PADME: FURRY?!?
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Obi-wan already told us!
It’s Anakin Skywalker, duh.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Ah, what ever happened to him? Tuskens kill him or something?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 22, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
With tusks, no less.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 22, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Today's NY Post front cover:
He survived.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Bulls don’t have tusks.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 22, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Close enough for gummint work.
/son of two gummint workers.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, he was killed by Vader. It’s like you didn’t watch the first one at all.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 22, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
DAMN YOU VADER!!!!!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
WWF Vader was shitty.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Damn you with your facts and things.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 22, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/22/1483598/post-game-thread-matt-cain-gives#38156688
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 22, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously, guys. The joke replies don’t make sense. Luke knows his father is Anakin. He just doesn’t know that Anakin is still fucking alive.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 22, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY COMMERCIAL NOW?!?!?!?!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
CRAP!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Midget wrestlers!
What can go wrong?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I hate these inane KGB ads.
But I LOL at the scary clown wrecking the birthday party.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions
OT
My Pokemonz is 4 for 29 today with a 460ish OPS and a blown save. So this is how it feels to own the Giants!
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
LOL WRONG HOLE ARTOO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
If it would relax, there’s no such thing.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 22, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
"Well don't blame me! I'm an interpreter! I'm not supposed to know a power socket from a computer port!"
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
ICE CREAM MAKER MAN!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I HAVE HIS ACTION FIGURE AND I’M DAMN PROUD OF IT
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: Dice-K is pitching a no-hitter against Philly
And because Fox sucks, MLB Network can’t cut into the coverage.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Bottom of the 8th
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
8th inning
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Fox does suck.
But if Dice-BB throws a no-no, it’s gonna be the ugly version. And I’m really quite enjoying the Bill “Spaceman” Lee" doc MLB Network is showing.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, now Vader’s pissed.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
He really does need to lay of the sauce.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 22, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
So how can Vader sneak up on people? I’d think that his extremely loud breathing would give him away every time.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Stealth mode.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 22, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
There goes Luke's arm
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Oh no, Luke's hand and saber are gone
He’s screwed.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Darth Vader is Luke's father?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
NO ONE SLEEPS WELL TONIGHT
Proud parent of Bengie Molina: Buster who?
by The Enchanter on May 22, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
He actually said “I am you’re father.”
It was the most confusing moment in cinema.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 22, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
If you only knew the POWER of the Dark Side!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
LIAR!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OMGWTFBBQ?!?
VADER is Luke’s father?!?!?
Okay, did NOT see that coming!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
JUMP!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Yeah, I’d kill myself too rather than face the fact that Darth freaking Vader is my father.
Oh wait, he’s not dead. Nevermind.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT’S NOT TRUEEE
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 22, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I ran out of steam at the end there.
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by howtheyscored on May 22, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Just like my train.
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by howtheyscored on May 22, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I love that he jumps, then immediately starts trying to survive. MAKE UP YOUR MIND, LUKE!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
If only there were another….
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Preferably one that he already knows.
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Yeah, he’s doomed.
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What happens to Luke now?
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
OMG LEIA CAN HEAR HIM - TRUE LOVE!!
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What do you think her hair buns are for?
/can’t remember if she’s hair bunned in that scene.
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by howtheyscored on May 22, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
More like hair pretzels.
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MMMmmmm. Pretzels.
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by The Enchanter on May 22, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, it’s probably residual from when they were there.
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by howtheyscored on May 22, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
They're meant for each other
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 22, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Vader’s pissed…AGAIN!
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Well, he just threw 8 innings of one run ball and STILL LOST THE FUCKING LIGHTSABER GAME.
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by howtheyscored on May 22, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Even Vader gets Cain’d.
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LOL IMPERIAL OFFENCE
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Fucking useless
Giants bats : Stormtrooper guns
Why even have them?
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
NEWMAN!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Shit. When?
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They were just pulling Luke into the Falcon and flying away, IIRC.
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Whenever you have to. Geez. Holding it is asking for trouble.
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by howtheyscored on May 22, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Star Wars-themed commercial, but still a commercial.
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Not sure if anyone else here is an MMO nerb
But Star Wars Galaxies ruined all the songs in this movie because I heard them over and over.
Jeaaaggaahh
There are less Carrie Fisher / drug-joke opportunities in this last half of the film. :(
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I know.
Wait, what?
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Daisuke’s no-hitter gone with two out in the 8th.
"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 6:49 PM PDT reply actions
Oopsies.
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Leia kissing Luke again. TRUE LOVE.
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HOT
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Juan Castro broke up Dice-K's no-hitter
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Why can’t they ever fix the freaking hyperdrive?
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"Son, come with me."-Darth Vader
Is WalrusMan, Darth Vader?
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OMG THEY CAN SPEAK TO EACH OTHER WITH THEIR MINDS!
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DESSSSSSTINY.
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Luke, it is your density!
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Density?
When did Luke’s weight have anything to do with Vader?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
/Back to the Future’d
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DESTINY!!!!!!!!!
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL VADER DOUBLE TAKE!!
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YOU SUCK VADER!!!!!
VADER 4 FIELDER!!
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I LOL'ed so hard milk came shooting out my nose
And I’m not even drinking any.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Don't know if I'd make this trade.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Not actually Star Wars, but, y’know, its inspiration and stuff.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
When we find Jabba the Hutt, because we don’t know where he even lives, it’s a secret.
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Convenient!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Aww, look at those two lovebirds!
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Gross
They’re related!
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
THE END! HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
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Took me years to realize that the Empire had chased them completely out of the galaxy.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Are we sticking around for the next movie?
And should we create a new thread? This one is kind of fucking up my computer.
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I sense deja vu.
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by The Enchanter on May 22, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Chewbacca was played by an ACTOR?? NOT a real Wookie??
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Ahhh damn
Can’t stay for the teddy bear movie. I have to pick up dinner.
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Okay, obviously commercial break here. And if satyricrash is hanging out for part VI, somebody else has to take over commercial notification dooty… We’re going out for dinner!
Sadly they made 3 more after that.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 22, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
The empire built another Death Star?
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What does it mean for you and your family?
Details at eleven.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Dinner time
Goodbye
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OK this is about as OT as it gets
But I’ve just been exposed to the thing you people call “Miley Cyrus”, with which I’d only been vaguely familiar before, and I’m not sure if I’m more amused or horrified.
This Jonathan Ross (who is awesome) interview is like watching a grotesque yet extremely comical car accident.
MC: If you say you liked my movie people will see it.
JR: I did like it.
MC: It’s your favorite movie of the year, right?
JR: No. Not by a long shot.
MC: What about Helen’s (Mirren) movie?
JR: I loved it.
MC: More than mine? Don’t make a joke!
JR: So much more. No joke.
MC: /shocked
I was promised lasagna.
She seems quite charming, if unsettlingly older than her years.
You should really have warned us that that quote was 9 minutes into that clip, though.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
DAMN IT
/should look for DVD
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I'm out, y'all.
But that was one of the most entertaining threads I’ve seen since… well, since yesterday’s bizarrely emotional San Jose vs San Francisco epic subthread.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions
Seriously, I love you guys
this thread made me forget the "Cain"ing today, even if I missed it.
Parting thoughts:
-Giants offense – “these aren’t the bats you’re looking for”?
- Jabba the hut – faster than Bengie Molina?
-
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
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Not that Wild guess: Star Wars is on TV and all of McC is watching it and having a star wars open thread.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Epic Star Wars
But no cable for me :-(
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
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Does it count as getting Cain’d if it’s Cain?
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OT...slightly
anyone think we’ll be skipping the 5th spot in the rotation now? I’m trying to plan tickets to be there on Timmeh day
it’d be nice if we could skip rowands spot in the batting order
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Now thats not fair…how dare you exclude Bengie from exclusion
by Artimus Clyde on May 22, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
well I wanted to include him but I didn’t want to be part of some tearful blog post about insulting bengie, after all the son of a gun can hit
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I'm back!
Is it the ZOMG I TOOK PART IN INCEST scene yet?
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MANY BOTHANS DIED TO BRING US THIS INFORMATION
Am I seriously the only one here for this?? This is like, classic McC right now!
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We’re probably the only two who paid any attention to that line.
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That’s a really good movie. I can totally see why Sandra Bullock won the Oscar.
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I’m waiting for Admiral Ackbar, myself.
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Thanks for playing out the string, ladies.
True gamers.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I enjoyed watching the 2004 giants a million times more than I do the giants of the last 5 years. The bullpen was horrible, the pitching was pretty average, but the hitting was great and it made most games watchable.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
“Keep your distance Chewie, but don’t look like you’re trying to keep your distance… I don’t know, fly casual!”
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I think that is the Giants’ approach to this whole series: they’re trying to bat casual to get past the A’s, but really, it’s all just a tarp.
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Yeah but in the movies the good guys end up winning. Tomorrow is setting itself up to be a very depressing day.
It really is. Well, I have that Sabrina: the animated series marathon to look forward to, I guess. Or I’ll “borrow” my brother’s Sims 3 and play that for a while.
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Oh yeah, that’s smart. Have speeders that go amazingly fast and blow up when they hit something on a moon that is filled with redwoods. Totally makes sense.
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I love this movie because
Luke is a major badass in it.
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Yeah, I love the beginning of it, with Luke showing off his Jedi skills to people who have no idea wtf is going on.
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Mr. Stormtrooper, this is why you keep your eyes forward when driving. So you don’t crash into fallen redwoods and blow up.
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Ewoks, FTW!
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Teddy bear!
With a spear and a hat thing!
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I think the Ewok is twice as fast, though.
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Wow.
I don’t even want to know how long this thread would be if you guys were liveblogging “Shoah.”
Giants Baseball: TORTURE
Watching the "highlights" on MLB Network right now.
LOL “A five-pitch inning that included a strikeout!”
LOL that shitty swing that ended the game. Fuck you, Bengie.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
Jesus Christ how long is Leia’s hair? She wraps like, two braids around her head and then does this extended braid thing at the bottom. That’s a whole lot of hair.
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You should see her south passage.
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Matt Cain emerged from the training room, saw a bunch of reporters waiting at his locker, and momentarily walked away before standing up as always to talk. But who could blame him? What else can he say? What else is there to ask?
:(
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
:(
"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
D:
I’ve got a bad feeling about this. (<-Fitting, yet true!)
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
:(
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Among other extremely lame things, take a look at this http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2010_05_22_detmlb_lanmlb_1&mode=gameday look at the last pitch of the at bat… must be nice to get calls like that when the games on the line.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
OMG. I coincidentally just saw this on Tumblr just now.
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HAHAHAHA
"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s got some Admiral in him.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
And so could Mon Mothma, if Star Wars were hentai.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain- 2010 vs. A’s
Matt Morris- 2007 vs. Dbacks
Allen Watson- 1996 vs. Mets
Mark Leiter- 1995 vs. Expos
Kelly Downs- 1987 vs. Pirates
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t want to even guess what that is.
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Complete game no ER losses?
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Close.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
You know it in your heart to be true.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I know
/sobs
//takes a shot of Wild Turkey
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Somehow...
You’ve always known.
THEN WHY DID YOU KISS HIM, LEIA?!?
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Time's up!
These are the last five times that a Giant has thrown a complete game and lost 1-0.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
The Kids making out again?
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Nah, Luke knows now. So kissy-face time is over.
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Vader is WalrusMan?
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That whole scene, it’s like he’s in love with Luke and Luke is playing hard to get.
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The siblings aren't making out
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Chewie sounds like he needs to go to the bathroom
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Threepio, when someone asks if you are a god, you say YES!
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Most epic thread ever?
Or does that go to the Llamas post or the time Mr. K commented while drunk over at Fear The Fin?
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Time, single? Mr. K has been shit-faced on FTF multiple times. But the original Cinco de Mayo thread can never be beat.
I’d rank em Conico de Mayo, this thread, and then the llama post. But that’s just me.
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You know, if Vader can throw massive mining machinery around while engaged in a lightsaber duel, he can grab a falling body out of the air. So why not just pull Luke back when he jumps on Cloud City?
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
Maybe you can’t do the mind moving thing with people.
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Just their throats?
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe he’s just creating a vacuum in the throat that makes it collapse on itself, I dunno.
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Like Luke is going to put up with that shit…
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 22, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I started watching Crazy Heart instead. Is Maggie Gyllenynhyll supposed to be the same age as Jeff Bridges?
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She looks the same age as Jeff Bridges.
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
That’s what I meant!
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Nice cut to commercial, Spike
Right in the middle of a line.
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5:35?
Either that guy went to bed way early and that date is super lame and early, or it’s early in the morning and the couple has had one long-ass date that apparently includes them looking perfectly awake.
That gum commercial makes no sense.
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Ewok faces. They don’t move. My face hurts from willing them to move or change expression, haha.
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Like the invisible brake pedal discussed yesterday.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Leia is about to get a big surprise.
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She’s had the hots for her brother!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Yet, she knows. She has always somehow known. She just doesn’t care.
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A few months ago
I was on the N train in Brooklyn at rush hour on my way home from work, and the creepy trenchcoat sitting next to me was reading incest porn on his blackberry.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently he wasn't the only one.
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by victor frankenstein on May 22, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Busted! But I only laid eyes on it long enough to confirm that I’d really seen what I thought I’d seen. And I had.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Leia’s a bit disgusted that Luke is the spawn of Vader. JOKE’S ON HER.
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SPOILER ALERT
THANKS, JERKFACE
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Psh, by the time I posted that, she already found out! Spoiler averted!
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Vader’s got good in him. LUKE FELT IT OMG!
"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
That confirms it
WalrusMan really is Darth Vader.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I propose we refer to him as Vader, and Vader as WalrusMan, from now on. All in favor?
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Aye.
"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
So many stereotypes going on here:
Internetz… liveblogging Return of the Jedi… mostly female posters… wait, what?
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve been on a forum where there was only one or two male posters among several hundred female regulars. Granted, it was a Smallville Lois/Clark shipping forum, but still.
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CHLOIS IS REAL!!!
…I don’t think I can even joke about that, actually. Ugh.
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Most of my Star Wars nerd friends are female.
"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Go to Fear the Fin
I would say at least 50% maybe more are female posters.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Haha, seriously. And most of us are regulars.
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Ooh...
Ramon Troncoso : Austin Jackson :: Matt Cain : David Wright
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
Haha, Han was rolling his eyes when Leia said, “Hold me!”
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Luke & Leia's song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrK5u5W8afc&feature=related
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I think it has more to do with the deadline than anything.
That, and the fact that it was one of the most boring games known to man.
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Shift A
HOLY CRAP YOU ARE ALL STILL DOING THIS? WHAT HAVE I DONE?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It all started so innocently, too.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
/turns Return of the Jedi back on.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You have given people something to do on summer break. Good thing!
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THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Luke has finally accepted Vader has his father
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Guess what?
Luke’s skills are complete! WalrusMan says so!
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I love MLB Network
But I think that they need to stop pretending and just call it, “Thursday Night Northeast Corridor Because We Need To Pay The Bills Baseball.”
It’s been Yankees/Mets/Sawx/Phillies over and over and over and over…
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
and over?
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and over?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
(mmm...)
and over and over and over and over and over and over again!
/random Weird Al reference
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
It will all even out in the end. MLB Network does cover everyone.
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I keep telling myself that.
But every week it’s, “I love the _________! I love the Yankees!” or “I love the ________! I love the Sox!” Or the Mets. Or the Phillies. Or some combination of the above.
Every. Single. Week.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
It will even out at the end. If you watch their highlight shows, they aren’t pro-northeast like ESPN.
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I like MLB network, quick pitch is legit and MLB tonight is pretty good but they always spend tons of extra time breaking down the AL east and NL east.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 22, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I do watch their highlight shows. Those are fine and fair, absolutely. I’m not talking about those. I’m talking about their Thursday Night Baseball broadcasts.
4/22- Rangers @ Red Sox
4/29- Yankees @ Orioles
5/6- Cardinals @ Phillies (1:00), Angels @ Red Sox (7:00)
5/13- Yankees @ Tigers (1:00), Mets @ Marlins (7:00)
5/20- Rays @ Yankees
5/27 Phillies @ Mets
Pattern much?
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
It will even out at the end, I said.
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Leia’s southern passage
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So you're predicting a string of eight games that will NOT involve any of those four teams? Uh-huh.
’Cause, they can start evening out any time now.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh it is May and there is 4 months to even out
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So far it is those four teams but there is 4 more months left
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To put it another way, three of those sixteen teams are from outside the Eastern time zone. What, exactly, inspires you to think that pattern will change? Thursday is the money night, and will be Yankees/Sox/Mets/Phillies until the end of time. Saturday nights are when the Royals get screen time.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Just wait until the mets and red sox start winning again, mitch williams head will explode and the slobbering will commence like never before.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 22, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I had the same talk with SFGuy during spring training
and I even posted the week 1 schedule featuring the Yankees, Mets, and/or sox every day for the first couple weeks. Just leave it and tell me more about Leia’s south passage.
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"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
It evened out last year and it should this year.
And we weren’t discussing MLB Network
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yes we were
MLBN weekday ST broadcasts. Anyway, these aren’t the droids you’re looking for.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
BTW
They also televise other days, as well. Saturday’s being the main night and they had Milwaukee and Minnesota today.
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Thanks! That's a totally relevant point!
But I think that they need to stop pretending and just call it, "Thursday Night Northeast Corridor Because We Need To Pay The Bills Baseball."
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
BTW
TBS is worse. Last year they generally covered only 3 teams (Yankees, Red Sox and Phillies).
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Fox too
although their warped sense of geography (i.e. force-feeding us Angels/Dodgers games because we’re “in the west”) is the worst of all of them.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
They didn’t do that this week (kind of unfortunately because of Buck-McCarver). Not giving the Bay Area Dodgers-Tigers but Mets-Yankees.
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yeah not this weekend
I personally would rather see the Yanks than either of those teams; I hate seeing the Dodgers and am meh towards the Angels.
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"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
mostly
I think it’s irritating that Fox jerks in a conference room in NY think anyone in SF wants to watch the Dodgers. And that they paid a gazillion dollars to MLB to force them to not show any other games.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Relax
June 19th is the next time the Dodgers (vs. the Red Sox) will be on FOX. We’ll get the one. They also have June 26th (Yankees-Dodgers) but I guarantee we will NOT get that.
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por que no?
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants and Red Sox are also part of FOX that night.
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let's hope anyway
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice 3 hours of two talentless dolts sucking the red sox and making excuses for them as to why they aren’t winning and how they are incredible and are somehow at a disadvantage, can’t wait.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 22, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
were they the two
for the Mets-Giants game last year that droned all game about whether or not the Mets had leaders?
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
That was ESPN
with the now fired Steve Phillips
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LOL U
thinking the Red Sox won’t be winning.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
hey scout
did you know Kevin Millar was on Fox today? The Red Sox won the World Serious!!! Cowboy up!!!! (which McCarver literally said like 5 times)
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I couldn’t watch it today. I caught 10 seconds of Buck-McCarver and had to change the channel. Thankfully Twins-Brewers went into extras.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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that was a good game, epic bullpen collapse in the ninth via ron mayhay LOL.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 22, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm the resident Sox fan here
Not enough pitching or clutch hitting.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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maybe they can have Botchy
help them with their bunting
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m the resident Sox fan here.
Not enough pitching or clutch hitting.
Kinda the wrong day to complain about that, huh?
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Giants Offense
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
What is this offense you speak of? Rowand got a 3-2 fastball with 0 movement right down the middle after he’d seen 3 consecutive fastballs, and of course he promptly crushed it to shallow center field for a out that even kuip went silent for.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 22, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry, I did it wrong.
It should says.
LOL GIANTS OFFENSE!
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IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Fox that day is Cubs-White Sox, Dodgers-Yankees and Giants-Red Sox. I’m sure Buck-McCarver will be in Chicago.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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hmmm
I think NY, if that’s where the Dodgers will be. Then they can show a whole bunch of old tape of Lasorda, Reggie Jackson, blah blah blah
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
No
It’s at the toilet.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I still can't believe
the Giants ever paid McCarver to ruin their games regularly.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
That was a Larry Baer idea
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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so was extending B&S for life.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 22, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
But TBS and Fox and the rest aren’t the media arm of the league itself; I don’t expect them to give smaller markets/bad teams equal time.
MLB Network does a very good job the rest of the week, but Thursdays are when they shamelessly pay the bills. No real shame in that; it’s just a little irritating.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
FOX and TBS are the worst, I’m not sure who has the worst announcers but my god the TBS broadcast is 4 hours of douchebags gloating about how good andy pettite is and how he’s a lock to win 300 games and go to the hall.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 22, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if there is some limit on TBS and MLB. FOX is limited to 9 per team and ESPN Sunday Night’s are limited to 4 (I think they already used up the Mets).
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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The way the Mess are playing, they probably wouldn’t get too many more national games anyway. LOL Mess!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
They’ll sweep the nationals and get crazy national tv time for a week and then sink back down to the new york mess we’ve come to know the last 2 years.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 22, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
the yankee’s were on a streak of 7 games in a row on national TV that was broken on friday night. Their on espn on sunday night baseball, expect that streak to get crushed.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Way to take charge, Threepio!
Deciding to stay put, great decision!
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I personally would have decided to bring Artoo.
But 3PO knows best.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Oh dear…
The vibe inside the Giants’ dugout during Saturday’s 1-0 loss in Oakland was not good.
“We were only down one run but it felt like we were down 10,” first baseman Aubrey Huff said. “That’s not the way you want it.”
Oy.
"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
It's good to know they feel the same way about it as we do.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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In case you haven’t seen this article:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/05/22/SP761DHBI7.DTL
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Yeah, that’s not a good thing.
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Oh snap, Luke's suicidal
BIGGER OH SNAP: the Emperor knows about the Rebels’ plans! It’s a, hmm, what’s a word for something that lures someone in and ensnares them?
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Spider Web?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wilhelm scream!
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.................
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
...
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Yeah, but that doesn’t mean I can’t use those images anymore. New Jersey Devils + Jaques Lemaire will always equal the Trap.
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I mean, damn, you can practically draw a direct path from the neutral zone trap to the NHL deciding to skip a season.
(Yes, over-expansion and Bettman and Sun Belt… I know. Still.)
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
It was pretty much everything combining into a perfect storm situation.
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that was a great pic for your gag
but I always think of those dreadful Florida Panther teams with clutchy grabby nobodies.. I went to a FOUR PERIOD SCORELESS GAME in 93-4 between them and the Rangers that won the Stanley Cup.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Just console yourself in the fact that they’ve been completely irrelevant since.
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no
that was before they started their disgusting, boring, stultifying run for the cup…
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahh, right
Well, after 1996 then. They’ve done pretty much nothing. Well, besides give us one of the greatest hockey photos ever:
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Is that Jokinen?
Those eyes…
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Yup, Olli
Not Jussi. And the combination of his eyes, mouth, hands, and the whole mirroring the logo thing going on just makes it awesome.
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I just hated that team
the Devils actually had talented players and chose to run the trap, Florida took the Ray Whitneys of the world and ruined countless games.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Summon panther form!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Randy Moller makes hockey radio in South Florida interesting
@MAD_Marvin
The FairWeather Channel - Sports Comics and Bandwagon Forecast
by Hit4TheCycle on May 23, 2010 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions
IT'S A TRAP!
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Admiral? I don't understand!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Creepy Emperor is creepy.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
He needs some serious skin treatment, some sort of lotion, anything.
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Those Ewoks just ninja’d those stormtroopers!
"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
That was so smart of the empire to dress their stormtroopers in white. It totally doesn’t stand out in the forest or anything.
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Hahaha, that Ewok just knocked himself out.
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Woah, that pilot has some long-ass eyelashes.
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To make it look prettier, of course.
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It takes a bit of control to bat them though.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Leia’s south passage!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Merc article is up
http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_15144100?source=rss
Oh, Bengie…
“It’s very embarrassing for me, when we have this kind of pitching, to waste a day,” catcher Bengie Molina said.
“Matt knows when to strike a guy out and when to let them put the ball in play,” Molina said. "He mixed the ball around and hit his spots well “… but he can’t hit for us. We’ve just got to do it ourselves.”
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Well, you can solve the problem of Cain not hitting for you by getting rid of the stupid DH rule.
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Fuck You Bengie
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Shut the fuck up, Bengie.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
That thing’s fully operational!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
The Death Star is operational?!?!?!
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Aww, that Ewok is dead
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
only ewok to die in the battle apparently.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The other Ewok is so sad. Breaks your heart, to see a teddy bear die.
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FUUUUUUUUUUU
Molina is hitless in his last 15 at-bats, and Bochy said he’ll DH tomorrow to help give him a bit of a breather … Uribe said he’ll be ready tomorrow, and Schierholtz also returned today.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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This team is run by idiots.
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LOL He's not hitting! Let's make him the designated hitter!
LOLogic!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Designated lazy-fly-baller!
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designated first pitch out on a half ass swing
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 22, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
They can't repel firepower of that magnitude!
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I HATE THIS BURGER KING/IRON MAN COMMERCIAL.
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Hinshaw is still a meh pitcher.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
Has he been smoking weed with Timmy?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
It looks like the Emperor is pooping.
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Hahahahaha
The Emperor has a creepy laugh
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
There’s a lot of hair in that AT-AT.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
*AT-ST
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Personally, I just call them walkers
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I lol'd
hygelac | 8:38 PM on May 22, 2010
William Hung has more hits than the Giants.
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Sadly
It’s true
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
SHE BANG SHE BANG, OH BABY
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcc8dTqflh8
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
"I love you."-Han "I know."-Leia
When will their porno hit the interwebz?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL THE SITUATION IS REVERSED!
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Never lower your defenses
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Vader could have used his own advice. Shouldn’t have lowered their defenses to let the Rebels through.
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Also: Leia’s south passage could use that advice.
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You know, I grew up without a dad, an absent alcoholic dad who abandoned his family to his own dark side… If he ever reappeared in my life: I’d have no problem kicking his ass.
Kick his ass, Seabass.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Like, right after Luke got away after Vader chopped off his freaking hand and Vader telepathically communicated with him, Luke was all like, “Father!”
I’d just be like, “Fuck you, you cut off my hand.”
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+Boy named Sue
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Going to see Robin Hood
Ill have a review when I get back.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 22, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
Prediction of your opinion:
Meh.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know, Graham tends to have strong feelings about things one way or the other.
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In that case, I hope he hates it.
I love reviews of movies that just tear new ones all over the place.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
WRONG
That movie fucking sucked, and I’m not just sating that to make WTAWTAM happy. It skipped around hell of, didn’t explain anything, was boring as shit and gave random camera shots that were totally pointless. It tried to be symbolic and shit but it sucked.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 23, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Haha, I love how we’re still here, watching Star Wars.
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Very true. Almost there!
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Clearly, we’re cooler than Graham.
"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Richer, too. That shit cost me $9. I worked in a Little League snackshack for 6 hours this morning for that money.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 23, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait, you get paid working in the snack shack? I always had to do that shit for free!
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Well I don’t have children, so I was covering the shift for my aunt and she paid me.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 23, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I always covered shifts for my mom and the other moms on the team. Granted, I got volunteering hours, but still.
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This is why I wait for movies to come out on DVD nowadays.
"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions
You must teach an English/Reading class.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I do not like you, Anakin!
I do not like this fake hand’s skin!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Angry Luke is angry
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Sis-tah!
“Obi wan was wise to hide him from me.”
Oh yeah, definitely WalrusMan.
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WalrusMan doesn’t like girls.
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Damnit, then that destroys my theory.
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"Hide him?"
Nice disguise job, Obi-Wan!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
LUKE IS FINALLY A JEDI!!!!!!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Haha, that made me lol irl
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Yay Simpsons
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LUKE CUT OFF VADER'S HAND!!
And Vader’s hand was already mechanical! Like father, like son!
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And Luke’s face is all fucked-up looking! The circle is complete!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Only a women would recognize this. While men are jealous lighting doesn’t strike out of their hands.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Only a women.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
We have the ability to be both singular and plural simultaneously.
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This is true.
"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
The G-men, on the other hand, just strike out. No lightning.
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Woah, Vader is throwing the Emperor down the shaft!
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YOU MEAN THE SOUTH PASSAGE AMIRITE?
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"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Darth Vader is good again!
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I think he has now reverted to Anakin Skywalker mode.
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Hey Lando, you said not a scratch! And you fucking took the satellite out!
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Han’s gonna be piiiiiiiissed
"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
So much for the Falcon’s ability to get all sports on DirecTV!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, did you know that Darth Vader means "Dark Father?"
Major clue, there Luke!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
The Super-Star Destroyer bites the dust.
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
AND ALL IT TOOK WAS ONE SHIP AND SOME DUDE'S LIFE!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Only Asian dude. RACIST.
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Crynyrd Skynyrd?
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 23, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s a great moment on the big screen.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Good Lord
Anakin is one ugly Mo Fo
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Ahhh, for the sweet innocent slave-boy days…
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Eewwwww
Hayden Christensen turns into THAT?
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OMG It's the guy from Blues Traveler!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You mean it's not James Earl Jones under there?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well, if he was, either Luke and Leia would be half-black, or Amidala has some explaining to do.
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Darth is so much man, he needs THREE regular men to play him!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Four even. Don’t forget the kid.
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Oh, well, if we’re counting the never-happened trilogy, five.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, there’s JEJ, the dude in the suit, whiny bad actor dude, and the kid. There’s a fifth?
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Stunt dude, I guess?
"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe the dude in teh suit is different then the guy they actually show in ROTJ
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ohhh, okay.
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David Prowse – Body
JEJ- Voice
Sebastian Shaw- Face
Kid- Kid
Hayden C- Whiny brat
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
How the hell did Vader get so fat?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
Lotta buffets in the empire
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
And blue milk.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Get down here and have some blue milk!
Has your uncle bought a ladder yet? I have been in this pit for a month!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Stopped working out.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Relied on the Force to do everything for him.
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You guys are the best
Darth Vader has an harmonica!
You mean it’s not James Earl Jones under there?
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Wait
In the Dentyne Ice commercial, it goes from 5:41 to 5:35 in a split second. WTF?
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Yee-Haw
Lando must be from the Southern part of the Galaxy.
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Where’s his drawl?
"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
He hid it so he could sound more cultured for the ladies.
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No wonder he’s so smooth.
"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
BOCHY IS IN STAR WARS?!?!?
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.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY_Yf4zz-yo
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
They really had that much space in the middle of that thing, completely unused? Seriously? Now that’s just poor space management and engineering. Along with the vent that allows Rebels to go in and blow up the whole thing. That was just stupid.
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Terrible design.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Luke, that’s not a green thing to do.
"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions
Burning plastic
Not green at all.
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Fake, CGI sequence is fake and CGI.
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NOOO NOT JAR JAR BINKS
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WHY THE FUCK IS JAR JAR THERE
"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
Retcon!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL 'IMPROVEMENTS TO THE SERIES"
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The kissing sibling reunite!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
PARTY TIME IN THE GALAXY
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Tap the Keg!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
WTF whiny brat.
"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
They did shoot this movie in the Redwoods.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
In Richardson's Grove?
Where they have the Raggae festival every summer?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Oooh, I think that Ewok wants a little Artoo.
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WTF, all of a sudden it turned into cinemascope from widescreen.
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Old Ewok party music >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> New Ewok party music
What the fuck, George?
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t think I’ve ever heard the original Ewok party music. I’m deprived.
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My mom has the original trilogy in VHS without the "upgrades" I may have to steal it from her.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
VHS?
Does she still have her A-Track collection?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
*Eight-track.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
We bought Episode I on VHS. LOL US.
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LOL so did my mom.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I'm not a dork loser or anything
but I had to go find the RotJ disk with the original release on it, without stupid Hayden Christiansen at the end or the lame re-do of Max Rebo’s Band.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Great time to be alive in the Galaxy
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It really is
The Empire has been defeated, no more Jaba the Hut to mess things up, and we have Jedis to protect us again.
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In the original version, the Giants had an offense, too. But George retconned it out.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
bah
The Jedi are loose cannons, the New Republic will become a powerless bunch of figureheads concerned with self-perpetuation, and the remnants of the Empire will start to look good after a few years of anarchy with big orange squid and blue furry dudes unable to make the trains run on time…
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
These slightly-sped up credits and music are amusing.
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Hey, A New Hope is on!
Who wants to do this again? Haha.
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Haha, I’ve got nothing else to do, so I’m just chillin and watching it.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh god no!! Then again we didn’t watch the all of the first one…
As soon as Mr. Merope is done fighting with a Norton install I think we are watching the movie that was originally scheduled for this evening.
Yeah, I think we started with Porkins and the whole blowing up of the first Death Star.
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Yeah we started with the rebellion taking off
I believe one of the first comments was “Red 5 standing by”
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all you nerds
and not one has posted an essay on how Endor is totally decimated by the fallout from the Death Star explosion?
/flagged for nerdfail
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by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
Comment of the night
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
blame bork
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 22, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I keep telling myself I'm going to leave this thread
And yet, here I am.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Haha, saw this on tumblr
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Oh, and my friend just informed me that she is buying this.
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Oh, man, I want that so much.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
They sell these at Disney Theme parks.
Also a Chewbacca one for some reason.
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MUST HAVE IT
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 23, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions
anything worht reading here?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
If you’re looking for a live blog of all three Star Wars movies, sure.
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This is not the thread you’re looking for.
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Keep moving
It’s like a wasteland in here.
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Who is this person with the weird buns on the sides of her head? And who is the angry black-armored man killing people? I MUST KNOW!
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Time for this game's installment of "Fun with Giants Facebook"
Only a few today, but there are some gems
Ben Stewart
What was Sabeans worst signing in the last 10 years? Shinjo? Dave Roberts?
Nathaniel V. Sinlao
This is the team the giants are. They won’t finish no higher than 3rd in the West.
Double negative for the win!
John Tang
Bring back Barry Bond! haha
Jacob Dutra
hahahahahahahah brian and tim!!
What?
Cody Fisher
GIANTS WILL WIN THE HOLE THING!
We’re in this HOLE thing!
Cate Cooper
Could not watch…It keeps me up at night. Save Me, San Francisco. I know you can do it!
Glenn Teixeira
I want to pitch against the Giants lineup.
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I think even russ ortiz could right himself against the giants.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 22, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Psh, what ever happened to “innocent until proven guilty” in the galaxy?
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
No Miranda Rights in the Empire.
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TEH REBELS R TERRISTS
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by satyricrash on May 22, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
You see, I’m pretty sure that this Republic is all a sham for a dictatorship. Therefore, inalienable rights are rendered, um, alienable.
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this is not the thread i was looking for.....
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 22, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
What were you looking for? A post about the Giants? Psh
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I’d call the giants offense horrible, but that’d be a compliment at this point.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 22, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Aww, that Artoo. Using reverse psychology on Threepio to trick him to go the other way.
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It's the commercial with the magical clock!
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LOL FRED
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 22, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
Are you trying to say you would not show fear in the face of Edwin Encarnacion
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yes.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 22, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
so when do i get to see jar jar binks?
i love that guy
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 22, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
You just missed him.
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I cannot believe this is still going on (she never says this). This is one for the McC record “books”.
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Is it a good record?
And will Grant be proud?
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Oh no, he’s embarrassed.
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by satyricrash on May 22, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
He cannot be embarassed, he made an appearance endorsing this.
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/22/1483598/post-game-thread-matt-cain-gives#38143853
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Ramon troncoso intentionally hit austin jackson in the head with a fastball in the 7th inning after he started to crowd the plate. Of course no mention of it in the baseball media world, can’t say anything about those precious dodgers.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I very much doubt that it was any more intentional than Cain’s vicious attack on David Wright.
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Well it’s the dodgers so we’re always supposed to say it was intentional. Rowands beaning was bullshit and wasn’t even mentioned, and this went down the same way and that enrages me. That’s probably just the dodger hater in me making me a biased homer, but that’s some lame shit.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 22, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
SO TOTALLY INTENTIONAL?
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/Mets fan’d
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d take david wright on our team even if he got padilla’d three more times, he’d still be miles better than any hitter on this team.
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by sfgiants420 on May 22, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
They’ve already devoted a lot of energy to covering up the fact that Ramon Troncoso sucks hot nuts. I don’t see why they’d change things up now.
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The Jawas (?) sound like the mice from Cinderella.
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Like Han, I have a really bad feeling about today's game and what it means down the road.
Evidence:
-McC suffered a complete psychotic break (this is key)
-The thing that Huff said about a 1-0 deficit feeling like 10-0
-That thing where Cain barely had the strength to face the media after the game
-The whole thing Bork said about getting discouraged, and making changes
-The continued and/or probable availability of Dye, Burrell, Lowell, and the crappier aspect of the Baltimore Orioles
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions
I haven’t had a good feeling about the Giants since the Padres swept them at Home. Unless they make some major trades to bolster the lineup, this team isn’t as good as last year’s.
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the skepticism started for me the moment brian wilson needed 2 outs for a timmy win and a phillies sweep and coughed it up, that. The padres sweep at home was icing on the cake, to bad we’ll hear mark derosa wrist excuses for the rest of the season.
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by sfgiants420 on May 22, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I would not call this a psychotic break.
I think we were all just burnt out on talking about how this team threw the game away because it was the same as always.
I wonder if any other SBN blogs picked up on what we are doing like we did with Lookout Landings epic image thread.
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I think we had an Psychotic break when we were discussing “The Human Centipede.”
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/shudder
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I actually watched that movie
It’s quite ridiculous and not even scary/gross. The trailer is does it no justice.
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What is the chance of both Artoo and Threepio being on the same transport thing? Wow!
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But I was going over to Tochi station to pick up some power converters!
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You can waste time with your friends once your chores are done.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't believe 6 1/2 hours later people are still talking about Star Wars.
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We still haven’t seen the beginning of the first movie, you see.
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I could only imagine people who have been gone all day and want to read the post game thread today.
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“Woah, 2000 comments! Something interesting must have happened! I need to check it out!”
…
“Star Wars… Star Wars… more Star Wars… ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS WHOLE THREAD IS ABOUT STAR WARS?!?!”
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Help me Obi Won your my only hope
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Luke is so turned on right now.
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Ouch, Artoo, do you need some ice for that BURN?
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...
Why is their ceiling painted?
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Obi Won is still a badass in his advance age.
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Obi-Wan’s always a badass.
"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
That old Ben? He’s a crazy old man.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 22, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s much more wise than you think.
"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Obi Wan Kenobi...
I wonder if she means old Ben Kenobi.
YA THINK?!
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You can say that again
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Obi Wan Kenobi...
I wonder if she means old Ben Kenobi.
YA THINK?!
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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I hate Spike’s commercials, but I respect the fact that they decided to only play the original trilogy movies instead of all six.
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Well, I found Jedi, I’m gonna watch that now.
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Quiet, I think Yoda’s sick.
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by satyricrash on May 22, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
SPOILER ALERT
He dies.
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Pffft
He’ll be fine.
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SPOILER ALERT
he’s going to use the force to become a nagging ghost irritant like Obi-Wan and Liam Neeson
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by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
“Huh, body disappeared. Nothin’ weird about that.”
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by satyricrash on May 22, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
can't they just promote brandon belt now?
dude is hitting .400 with hella walks
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 22, 2010 10:48 PM PDT reply actions
Triple A sucks nerd, just ask brian sabean the all time great when it comes to evaluating talent.
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by sfgiants420 on May 22, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
i understand the joke
but belt is in single A
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 22, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
oh well I don’t know what retarded statement sabean would make about that, but I’d take anyone thats not on the 25 man roster at this point.
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by sfgiants420 on May 22, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Doesn’t have veteran savvy?
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Hasn’t had enough surgeries to show he’s durable
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 22, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Hella. Now that’s a word I haven’t heard in a long time. A long time.
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Too much time in enemy territory.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL!
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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
your lack of faith is disturbing.......
/brian sabean
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 22, 2010 10:53 PM PDT reply actions
I was just looking for a comment to reply to with that phrase, haha.
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Oh snap, we need CSI: Tatooine up here stat.
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ralph said “Go giants” just as the pre-game show ended before the series started where the giants got swept at home by the padres. The Ralph curse continues, next it will claim the niners after a hot start.
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someone super glued a syringe to that driod
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 22, 2010 10:56 PM PDT reply actions
What is the most awesome thing about this image?
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lightsaber cane?
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 22, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Bingo.
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oh I was under the impression those were some of the producers that work for the dan patrick show.
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by sfgiants420 on May 22, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I know the most fabulous part of that picture…
Oh, and lightsaber cane wins. Was going to say Harrison Ford, but lightsaber cane wins all.
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That cane is so BAMF.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
This will be the cap the Giants will wear next weekend
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I wish they were playing Cincy
would they wear blue hats?
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by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
My thinking is MLB is forcing this and one year it was red, one year it was blue and this is white: Red, White and Blue. They’ll wearing it the other holiday weekends, I think.
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Eh
Not impressed. Yeah its memorial day, but can’t their be some of the teams original color?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Fucking Red Hat Society
they’ll probably all go to brunch together and stiff the waiter after the game.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate the goddamn Red Hat Ladies. When I am old, I shall wear purple (because I’m a Kings fan), and I shall whack those ladies in the shins with my lightsaber cane.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait… Sac or LA? Because both wear purple, haha.
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I'd keep my voice down around here if I was a fan of anything SoCal.
Sacramento FTW. And, of course, they’ll probably have been moved or contracted by the time I’m old.
Sigh.
They certainly won’t have won a ring.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish you would stop posting it.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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awful looking cap is awful
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by sfgiants420 on May 22, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
At least it’s small this time.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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TNWSS
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
+1
Stale talking point is stale.
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this is the ugliest hat i have ever seen
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 22, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Worse than this?
Last year’s
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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Your San Francisco Mudcats
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
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by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
holy shit that is beyond bow tie retardism
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 22, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
you're right
they SHOULD wear patriotic bowties.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
"These aren't the droids you're looking for"
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Hahahahaha, buttface.
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Fools and Sages
Woah, the Millennium Falcon made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs!
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more nerdfail
We need to start dividing up these essay topics. “A parsec is a unit of interstellar measurement, not time. Discuss.”
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"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Parsec is a unit of distance, Han is like us Americans saying a place is 20 minutes away.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 22, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll be back in 14 miles
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
My Datsun made the 45 mile drive to SF in less than 30 miles!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 22, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
wow you must have some sweet
alluvial dampers on that puppy!
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
See, this kinda makes sense to me.
If most ships need to take the long way to avoid the black hole (LOL nerd me), it’s impressive that the Falcon can cut closer and has the speed to pull it off.
But yeah, it’s presented as though it’s a measurement of time. I’m just rationalizing.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
HAN SHOT FIRST!
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Spike shows some ridiculous commercials.
"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 11:12 PM PDT reply actions
Totally. I could barely tell he was added in two decades later!
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Way to save the planet, Leia.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 11:24 PM PDT reply actions
she'll be devastated
until she starts kissing her brother in a little while
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
SPOILER ALERT!
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Fools and Sages
her brother is R2-D2
and that wasn’t a floppy disk she stuck in him in the hallway
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Strap-on?
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nah
a “restraining bolt”…
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Why would they make a helmet where you can’t see anything?
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To see if you have the force.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 22, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
for suicide missions
when they have to shoot water pistols at a 2M wide exhaust port, causing Darth Vader’s egg to short out and the Death Star to implode.
LOL KAMIKAZE REBEL SUICIDE TERRORISTS
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this the record for comments in a thread?
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
If it is, it's for all the wrong reasons.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
the insanity of being giants fans has made every loony
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 22, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d like to think that it’s for all the right reasons.
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We're learning how to cope with being Cain'd over and over
without killing ourselves.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
but the blaster shield is down!
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 22, 2010 11:31 PM PDT reply actions
Open Your Mind
Luke
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of which, no GRM sightings tonight. I guess the Giants didn’t hit the ball hard enough to make it Matt’s fault.
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I think he just doesn’t like Star Wars.
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Well, I think GRM is like 70 years old.
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by satyricrash on May 22, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s no Obi-Wan.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, GRM doesn’t have the wisdom.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Jar Jar, then.
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win
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT’S IT!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
This about sums it up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQTQeQYXw-c
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LOL, man, I love Robot Chicken.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Palpatine.
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by satyricrash on May 22, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Clearly his mental mistake of allowing that double play ball to be hit by huff again allowed him to not win, sigh when will he learn to be a gamer.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 22, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean the double play ball hit TO huff
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 22, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
good against remotes is one thing
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Trusty blaster!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know if this is a new avatar for you
but it’s awesome.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not.
But thank you!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
you're welcome
I do my best to notice and encourage every mention/picture/anything of that person.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
THATS NO MOON……..
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 22, 2010 11:33 PM PDT reply actions
THAT'S NO MOON
It’s a space station!
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THAT'S NO MOON
it’s Bengie Molina after he eats Sandoval’s mom’s cooking for a month…
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
2093 comments!
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 22, 2010 11:34 PM PDT reply actions
the year the Giants win their next pennant!
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by satyricrash on May 22, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
final score
Giants 27 parsecs, Endor Furballs 0
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
GIANTS WIN CALVINBALL WORLD SERIES!!!!!
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Giants star player Barry Bonds the 4th
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 22, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
BLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRN
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 22, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
it's almost as if
Grant’s sycophants and lapdogs don’t want to open a new thread just for SW double entendre.
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"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I am so sorry....I didn't mean too.
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You didn’t mean too thousand!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
weren't you
going shopping about 1,000 comments ago?
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I DID
WENT GROCERY SHOPPING TOO. THEN I CAME BACK AND IT WAS STILL GOING ON.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I managed to go to the mall, pick up some fast food, and come back in an hour and still not miss it. Of course, I kind of sorta re-ignited it, but whatever.
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Yeah, this place went really quiet for the whole Tatooine section of RotJ.
WE GOTTA DO THAT PART TOO, GAIZ!
(We’re nothing if not completionists, after all.)
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sorry, but I’m not staying up for that. I’m crazy, but not too crazy.
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I blame LARS
if he missed the whole chainmail bikini thing, well, that’s kind of a crime against humanity.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Favorite Halloween present evar:
When the girl I was crushing on
A. turned out to be reciprocating
and
B. hand-built herself a Slave Leia costume
and
C. it fell apart.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
RIght now, Marc Hamil is reacting against a ghost telling retconned exposition on a log.
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by satyricrash on May 22, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
soooo
“…when you said my father was dead, what you meant was you cut off his legs with a lightsaber, told him you loved him like a brother, and left him to be seared by lava. OK, great, bonus.”
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
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that's ok
my dad and I went to dinner, listened to a band for a while, and came home, and that was back during ESB. Also, I am not in fact watching the TV but am nerbing about nerb movies I know well enough to remember dialog for. NERB
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if there’s a home game this year where brian sabean makes a speech before first pitch, it’d be nice to have a full house of angry fans boo him so loud that he can’t even make his speech.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
He knows it would happen, he wouldn’t risk it.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 22, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s afraid he’d have to make his speech over boo’s and then get frustrated and start yelling “i AM NOT AN IDIOT!” like he did after signing zito.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 22, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
The causal fans think he and Bochy are doing great.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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Wine and cheese tends to do that to you, it also makes you think aaron rowand and bengie molina are great players.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 23, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
BUT THE RIBEYEZZZZZZZZZ
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Molina and rowand should bat no lower than 7th the rest of the year, perferably molian 7th and rowand 8th.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 23, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
perferably molian Posey 7th and rowand Schierholtz 8th.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
well as long as rowand and molina are in the line up they need to beno lower than 7th, and if you hit bengie 8th its pointless so may as well leave him 7th for the rest of his “tenure”.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 23, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
If you HAVE to play all those guys
Torres, LF
Sanchez, 2B
Sandoval, 3B
Huff, 1B
Molina, C
Schierholtz, RF
Rowand, CF
Renteria, SS
If Uribe plays:
Torres, Sanchez, Sandoval, Uribe, Huff, Molina, Schierholtz, Rowand.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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Hey, I don’t think they’ve played this commercial before! Or this one, for that matter. Does Spike TV actually have DIFFERENT commercials?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Ex-Giant alert
Kevin Frandsen went 3 for 4 today for Anaheim as the Angels beat the Cardinals, 10-7. No ribeyes, though.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
bah
veteran flaps=0
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
well the money lies
in the RBI’S
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 22, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
He matched the entire Giants hit total today.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
MOTHMA!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Those poor Bothans…
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
well
the water in the trash compactor WAS cold… shrinkage!
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude! That’s later!
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Fools and Sages
RETCON ALERT!
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sorry, Most Interesting Man in the World, I like the little umbrellas. They’re awesome.
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OT: God damn, I love The Boondocks.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL
starting any post in this thread with “OT”
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, it’s not Star Wars!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Show, strip, or both? I assume both. I have the first two seasons.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
The show; I haven’t had any background with the strip. Adult Swim is showing the kickball episode again. So awesome.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
The strip is really good too.
Better than most of the one-liner stuff in the papers nowadays.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
I’m sure it is; I just don’t make any effort to keep up with strips in the paper.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Where is that shuttle going?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Admiral Piett is OVER IT. So just wants to retire from this shit.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 22, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Just turned in his pension papers...
one more day he’s off to Ithor and his retirement home! Just gotta phone in one more day without getting brainchoked..
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 22, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
“I’m getin too old for this sh—”
/“Bad To The Bone” guitar riff
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by satyricrash on May 22, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Geez, Han needs to stop being so quick with the trigger.
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Fools and Sages
You've got a bad feeling about this?
No shit, Han. You’re all about to get thinner.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 11:59 PM PDT reply actions
Wow.
Who would have known that simply pointing out a Star Wars marathon would lead to this?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I would have.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 23, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Aiight, y'all.
I’ve said my good nights in this thread at least once before (and nearly two movies ago), but this time I mean it. I hate to poop out when we’re so close to coming full circle, but there’s still the whole escape from the Death Star yet to go and it’s 3 in the morning out here.
Getting Cained sucked (and I’m really quite concerned that the Astros were the Titanic leaving port, the Padres were sighting the iceberg, today was actually hitting it, and the rest of the year is all deckchair-rearranging, all the time), but this has been some truly epic therapy.
I love you all.
Go Giants and Rebel Alliance.
WTAWTAM out.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 11:59 PM PDT reply actions
Good on you.
Sorry about losing the Leia slave girl.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You misinterpret.
The costume coming off was the best part of the evening.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 23, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL "poop"
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Also, night!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
G’night, man.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Guilty!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 23, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
MAY DA SCHWARTZ BE WITCHU
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by satyricrash on May 23, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
.
How do you make an image smaller?
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
where it’s < img src=“url” >, type height=“number” after img.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
in all seriousness
thank you for asking that question.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 23, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
There's also Paint.net
Image reduction by percentage.
I mean, while you’ve got Sabean’s image up on the racks and you’re layering a dick into his ear hit him with ol’ Reducto’s raygun.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 24, 2010 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Damnit Threepio
Keep the comm link on! You almost got them all killed!
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Sheesh, it’s almost like an evil little kid programed him or something.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 23, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
I think his servomotors got rusty
because he walked around in the sand so long without goldplated armor.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 23, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
OT
I’m glad I don’t go to games in Oakland anymore. I couldn’t deal with those A’s fans while watching the Giants lose to the A’s.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I loved that movie
you should watch it instead of our idiocy
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 23, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Nope
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Yep.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh yeah, Han, run after those stormtroopers
It’s not like there’s a whole army of them waiting for you at the end of the hall… wait.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
ZOMG LEIA KISSED LUKE
I think they might be in love! They’d make such a cute couple!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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OMG NO WAI
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
she's a tease
Luke should have known right away to stay away. Maybe there’s some celibate miltaristic order he can join. It worked for his father.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 23, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Ironically enough, this just came up on tumblr.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Hot.
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by satyricrash on May 23, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
and only 25 about the game
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
I honestly can’t wait for people to see this thread in the morning.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
I want to see how many people come in here and comment, “/shift-A THIS IS ALL ABOUT STAR WARS?!”
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I would really and truly like to know
what thought/emotion pops into Grant’s mind when he sees the number of comments… especially after that atrocious game.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 23, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
“Did my boss hack my account again and post something about llamas?”
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL
although last time I wondered if Grant is making all that stuff up…
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 23, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
First point: I watched this thing grow from the start. I’m not surprised. Just ashamed.
Second point: I only wish my boss were a figment of my imagination. He absolutely loves the attention he gets from this site.
by Grant Brisbee on May 23, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
2222 comments!!
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Fools and Sages
wait till next year for what? A new stop gap shortstop in place? Knowing sabean he’ll make a big statement of going to get a “impact bat” and trade the farm for alex gonzalez.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 23, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh wait! Maybe they will trade for a “bat” at mid-season LOL…. HAhahaah
by True Freshman on May 23, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Like I said, sabean will make a big statement of “It’s time to win and I’m going to get the impact bat clean up hitter slugger we’ve been needing all along!”. Then there will be false hope everywhere and he’ll give up bumgarner and some other prospects away for alex gonzalez, guaranteed.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 23, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
It’s Crazy what she could have had. I need this… I need this… It’s Crazy what she could have had, I NEED this ….
by True Freshman on May 23, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Freecreditreport.com commercial:
“After three years, we’re saying goodbye to this band. With your support, we’re saying hello to a new one.”
WOOHOO! And then, NOOOO!
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What I want to know is why are there Cici’s Pizza and Pasta commercials when their website says the closest one is in LA.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 23, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
WTF is up with the commercials?!?!
First the Ashley Madison commercial, which is a dating site for married people, and now Club Love for a sex hotline???
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
It’s like that one time I was watching Doctor Who at 2 in the morning on SciFi and then commercials for sex hotlines started airing. It’s catering to the stereotype that geeks are 40-year-old virgins.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Also, WTF DATING SITE FOR MARRIED PEOPLE.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
They even used the word “infidelity” in the commercial. IT’S A SITE DEDICATED TO MAKING PEOPLE HAVE AFFAIRS.
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Fools and Sages
There’s just a lot of wrong in that idea.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I just went to their site, and their slogan is, I kid you not: “Life is short. Have an affair.” And they have over 6 MILLION members.
They are what is wrong with family values in this country.
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Fools and Sages
Half their members are probably teabaggers er tea party members.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
My greatest fear is that the Tea Party will elect Palin in to office in 2012.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Good thing there’s only 10 of them.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 23, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Florida’s drivers ed warned about these kinds of people!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 23, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
O_O
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
it's almost as if advertisers think
only loser nerdbrains would be here posting about scruffy-looking nerfherders and would instantly run to sign up for one, or both.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 23, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
We're all addicts
Giants baseball is the drug and we’ll be back to watch/listen to it Sunday.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
That unfortunately is true. I’ll be watching whatever game is on TBS starting at 10am before that to remind myself of what real hitters look like.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 23, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Tsk.
Just watch the Fresno Grizzlies.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
BUT TRIPLE-A SUX
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
/sabean quickly thinks of retarded excuse and then realizes all he has to say is its not about money and something about “velocity hard to catch” and mumble.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 23, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
that definately has a lot more major league hitters than our team does so it’d be an upgrade.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 23, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Tomorrow’s TBS game: Red Sox at Phillies
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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woah thats gonna be a really good game, halladay pitching against wakefield. After dice-k 1 hit the phillies anything could happen, but halladay is a awesome pitcher to watch.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 23, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I would be interested to know how many Red Sox or Yankees games go un-nationally televised a season.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 23, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
sadly, I’d say under 100 games even if you combine the two teams considering MLB network, TBS, fox, espn, and espn2.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 23, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
it’s 100% corporate on TBS, they show nothing but yankees / red sox / mets / phillies / cardinals / dodgers, but so far this season i’ve just seen the yankee’s non stop.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 23, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
No Dodgers unless they are playing back east. TBS only shows St. Louis and east teams.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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It’s humorous when the cubs and mets start doing well and they try to shove them on espn thinking people care.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 23, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Knew this existed somewhere
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 23, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I Can Has Force seems like a website I want to visit.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I just went there, don’t.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 23, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeahh, I learned the hard way.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Same, I read your post and thought “Oh not a bad idea”
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 23, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Damn awesome sounding but really malicious websites.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
oh SNAP
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions
On the other hand, it just tried to give me a virus, so fuck that.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
you know what this thread needs?
WAFFELS!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 23, 2010 12:31 AM PDT reply actions
You know what's awesome?
Beer waffles.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
I now hate Stride gum. Just to let everyone know.
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OMG LEIA JUST KISSED LUKE AGAIN
They are soooo going to be a couple!
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Fools and Sages
Can’t wait until they knock boots in Star Wars 2!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 23, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
You are the tool.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 23, 2010 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Seriously. I just gotta watch until Obi wan says, “Use the force, Luke,” and I’ll be done.
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Fools and Sages
Howard Beale's Giants rant
I don’t have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It’s a losing streak. Everybody’s slumping. The dollar buys Edgar Renteria, the relievers are going bust, Sabean and Bork keep a gun under the counter. Opposing baserunners are running wild in the basepaths and there’s nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there’s no end to it. We know Freddy Sanchez is unfit to play and Bengie Molina had too much to eat, and we sit watching our TV’s while Duane Kuiper tells us that today we had fifteen strikeouts and hit sixty-three popups, as if that’s the way it’s supposed to be. We know things are bad – worse than bad. They’re crazy. It’s like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don’t go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the Giant’s offense is getting worse, and all we say is, ‘Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my Kung-Fu Panda and Tim Lincecum and my Matt Cain and I won’t say anything. Just leave us alone.’ Well, I’m not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don’t want you to protest. I don’t want you to riot – I don’t want you to write to Brian and Bork because I wouldn’t know what to tell you to write. I don’t know what to do about the bad offense and the relievers and the steals and the torture. All I know is that first you’ve got to get mad.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
that was a good read, hopefully Brian sabean had something retarded to say tomorow so we all can get a good laugh.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 23, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions
It is so weird going from Return of the Jedi Luke to New Hope Luke. He’s so innocent and happy-go-lucky/whiney.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
As opposed to dark, confident, and older looking.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 23, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
almost as if
he survived a bad car crash
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 23, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Or several space craft crashes.
BEST PILOT IN THE OUTER RIM!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’m only putting this here because Vader says “Whaaaat?” about ten times in the video and it cracks me up every time. I walk around all day saying Whaaaat like Darth Vader.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
did i miss porkins?
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 23, 2010 12:38 AM PDT reply actions
i approve of this commerical
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 23, 2010 12:40 AM PDT reply actions
Hey, it’s that really annoying Dentyne Ice commercial with the magical clock! Again!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
It’s almost at the level of the Steve Moscowitz commercials. Almost.
I kind of want to see another Ashley Madison commercial, just because it’s different, haha.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Wait a minute, hot guys commercial! I like this...
HOLY CRAP – COUGARLIFE.COM!
It’s the Cougar dating site that sometimes spams SBN!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
is there anybody here not in the pacific time zone?
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 23, 2010 12:42 AM PDT reply actions
I doubt it. Wherethere’sawilliethere’saMays was east coast. Damn that’s tuff to type without spaces.
And You Didn't Even GRM IT!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 23, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions
santa cruz cali mang
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Wooo good location!
And your name makes more sense now.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Yes.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Like Merope said, evacuate?! In our moment of triumph?!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
yessir
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 23, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions
"They came from behind!"
Leia’s southern passage!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
We’re all nerbs.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions
If anyone saved those old Star Wars figures from the 70s and didn’t open the packages, they are worth a ton of money.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
mine
are all in the Darth Vader head carrying case.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 23, 2010 5:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Im kind of afraid to ask, but, is the marathon still on?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 23, 2010 12:50 AM PDT reply actions
Yes
It restarted. Back on a New Hope.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
its only just begun
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 23, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Wedge is such a pussy
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
USE THE FORCE, LUKE.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 12:52 AM PDT reply actions
That's it
I’m done. Woohoo!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I can’t believe we went full circle with this.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I can’t either. I mean, I missed an hour of RotJ, but still. This is fucking epic.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
This thread is definitely up there with the legendary ones.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Goin to my first Giants game of the season tomorrow!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 23, 2010 12:52 AM PDT reply actions
Awesome. Have fun!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions
we are all very sorry for you
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 23, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
I probably won’t be going to a Giants game until I move to the Bay.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Me too!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
You get to see Sanchez pitch a 1 hit loss.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
It better be a no-hitter loss or im gonna be pissed.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 23, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions
There is a strong chance sanchez could pitch a CG no hitter and get a ND, or even worse he could lose.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 23, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m not getting my hopes up.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 23, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions
On the bright side, the A’s fans will be utterly obnoxious!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 23, 2010 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Nice!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Han came back!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 12:53 AM PDT reply actions
Love...
"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering."
I thought Giants baseball leads to suffering.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Not me, that’s for sure.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Not me. Gonna get some much-needed sleep.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Hmmmm
Star Wars marathon or Call of Duty?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 23, 2010 12:55 AM PDT reply actions
I think I’ll have a cookie.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 23, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions
ONE COOKIE?!?!?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
2 actually, now that you mention it.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 23, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, if you have a cookie, you know that you’re also going to need some milk.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Thats a given.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 23, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions
And NOT a White Russian, young man
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Is there any other kind of Russian?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 23, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
and if you have a glass of milk ..I’m too tired to remember what comes next, but just never give a mouse a cookie, or a moose a muffin!
OH SHIT
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 23, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Exactly what I was going for.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
ACK
Today’s SNL rerun’s musical guest: Justin Bieber.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Gross.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions
i think im going to watch season 3 of the office.
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 23, 2010 12:58 AM PDT reply actions
I finally turned off the TV
First time since the Giants game started. This is either epic or pathetic; there’s a very fine line between the two.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL FIGHTING A LOSING BATTLE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
i'm going golfing at 3 so i'm not gonna watch either game
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Alright guys, I will cover the 1:00 – 2:30 shift. Who will relieve me?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 23, 2010 12:59 AM PDT reply actions
Shift for what?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Pointless comments on the Starwars marathon.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 23, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions
Ah. Well, I don’t think I can. I gotta finish the chores I ignored earlier.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions
And I’m going to go do that sleeping thing that I promised to do earlier.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Oh shit.
This is an Extenze infomercial. These will be some interesting comments.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 23, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions
You got the slut part of the marathon.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions
You must have the east coast feed.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Whores
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 23, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude WTF are you talking about?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 23, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions
its back!
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 23, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Happy 9th anniversary Extenze!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 23, 2010 1:04 AM PDT reply actions
Let him on your account! Ill watch the Extenze commercial with him.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 23, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions
“Every year you’re going to hit a skid like this, it’s just how you deal with it that’s the most important thing,” Molina said. “It usually takes a couple of guys to start swinging the bat, and the rest will follow.”
genius
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
"It usually takes a couple of guys to start swinging the bat"
When’ll that happen, mid-June?
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
probably after they “Start swinging the bat” at every pitch and get cg shut out by ramon ortiz on 62 pitches.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Yeah, when Buster will be starting instead of Bengie, who will be hitting. .270 or worse by then.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
They have been swinging the bat. Hopefully they will make contact eventually
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So, if we just send Lars down to propeller wildly in the clubhouse, everything will be fine?
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 23, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions
They are driving race cars to validate their ability to make your penis longer.
Interesting.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 23, 2010 1:13 AM PDT reply actions
Alright, I’m out. G’night, whoever’s left here.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 23, 2010 1:18 AM PDT reply actions
me 2
later
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 23, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m out
(get it)
(think about it overnight)
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 23, 2010 1:22 AM PDT reply actions
You know what would have been awesome?
If they had shown the Backstroke of the West during the marathon.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Cut and paste: This team is not very good. Period.
Let’s lower Sheets ERA even more today!
"I'm no stranger to this place, where real life and dreams collide.
And even though I fall from grace (in the NL West), I will keep the dream alive-->" (A World Series Championship in SF) -Oasis
by orange and black on May 23, 2010 8:57 AM PDT reply actions
It's morning in America,
and we’re approaching 2500 comments like the Millennium Falcon flying up the south passage of WalrusMan’s TIE fighter.
High-fives all around!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 23, 2010 9:31 AM PDT reply actions
Wow, you’re awake rather early! I will have you know, my head hit the pillow last night [early this morning] at precisely 1:09! It’s GOT to be an omen of good things to come…right? RIGHT???
Nah, I got my eight hours. I just committed to sleep in until eleven.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 23, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I watched the last half of Jedi in French. It’s pretty good that way!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
the guys doing the TBS game make the fox crew seem world class, ryan anderson = younger joe buck.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I’m too lazy to turn on the tv, actually I’m surrounded by papers and photos and whatnot; putting together the last few books for the kids before school is over. I’ve no idea where the remote is, and I’m afraid to move to find it. It’s a race against time between getting this done, and the cat coming in and rolling on the piles.
Are you paying attention to something that isn't me?
Do you have something delicate/important/carefully arranged? Here, let me jump up and sit right in the middle of everything!
/swats papers off table
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 23, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
MY GOD! WHAT HAVE I DONE?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 24, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
No lineup yet?
I’m guessing nobody’s brave enough to venture into this thread, but here’s the lineup for today. Torres at leadoff, and no Nate again. Hope his shoulder is getting better. No Molina either, that’s surprising.
Torres RF
Sanchez 2B
Sandoval 3B
Huff 1B
Uribe DH
Rowand CF
Renteria SS
Bowker LF
Whiteside C
J. Sanchez SP
Insanity is just a state of mind.
THE GREAT LINEUP SHAKE UP OF AUGHT 10
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Why is rowand hitting 6th? He should without a doubt be hitting 9th. I like the line up up until rowand is 6th, it should be renteria 6th, bowker 7th, whiteside 8th, and nosebreaker 9th that way he gets the least at bats of anyone.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 23, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
not going to lie.. i kinda want Rowand to go 0-100 or so and maybe J Bowk, Torres, and Nate will get the starts.
wait.. Rowand is a gamer AND a gritty vet, that’s NEVER going to happen
IN TIMMY WE TRUST
by LincecumFTK on May 23, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
After seeing his final swing on the final pitch of last nights game, I never want to see him higher than the 6th spot again.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 23, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
what TORRES leading off??
VROOOOMMMM bochy can make semi-right decisions? somebody sound the fucking alarm!
IN TIMMY WE TRUST
by LincecumFTK on May 23, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
sadly yes
i think your right. i’m not given bochy credit even if it is due, maybe.
IN TIMMY WE TRUST
by LincecumFTK on May 23, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m suprised it didn’t take him to the all star break, after all “rowand has a great looking swing in the cages errmm bork bork”
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 23, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Like the movie director that insists on a change from Beijing to Buenos Aires in that one airline ad, “Eye don’ hayet thees.”
(Why were you using Beijing to stand in for Paris anyway?)
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 23, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I have no idea what you’re talking about, but my guess would be money.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
It’s that ad for, like Delta or something, where the frazzled movie producer is trying to deal with a crazy director making a movie about Parisian squirrels on Vespas, and the only relaxation she gets are on the beds on the plane.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 23, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Just turned on the royals rockies gameday to watch grienke get cain’d against aaron cook to start his season 0-6 with a 2.5 era, he’ll be on the roy oswalt bus by the ASB.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL roy halladay getting boo’d hardcore in philadelphia, fucking losers we would never boo timmy.. but then again thats all we have.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL 5-0
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL 7-0
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 23, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
wow LOL if roy halladay is getting hammered by 2 run infield singles and the phillies are being shutdown by wakfield, maybe even the giants could win!!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 23, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants Baseball:
Where the law of averages says we almost certainly won’t lose ’em all (despite our best efforts).
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 23, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
well roy halladay got pounded by the red sox, david price got a 4 spot on him in the first against the stros, and grienke has given up 6 runs to the rtockies in 3 innings so hey maybe the giants will somehow explode for runs and then score a combined 5 runs in the 5 gagmes thereafter.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 23, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Who benched Grienke today?
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 23, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
For those who crave sanity, the GDT for today is up.
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/23/1484136/open-gamethread-5-23#storyjump
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
And thus endeth the drive to 2500, just twentyish comments shy.
Alas.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 23, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Did the cat attack?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’m guessing the remote was revealed by the cat scattering said stack of photos across the floor.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 23, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Cats are lazy
/looks over at one of his cats asleep on the couch next to him.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
We rescued our cat from the animal shelter when she was a kitty. She had been returned to the shelter because, well, she was a handful. She’s still a few french fries short of a happy meal, but she’s settled down a LOT.
As in, she no longer tries to: get in the fridge, climb UP the inside of the fireplace/chimney, drop the tub stopper into bed with us at night…
Look!
Look what I killed for you!
Come and see!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 23, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
She’s done that too. We have a toad and a skink living in the foliage of our 12×8 “backyard” she regularly catches them and brings them into the house. I cut up some pvc pipe and stuck it in various spots under the spider plant, she hasn’t caught anything since. Hopefully the local reptiles are taking advantage of the hiding places.
Mine got out this morning- which always causes a little panic, as I live on a busy street in Astoria- but she’s a street rescue, so she knows how to handle herself.
Also, she knows which side of the bread her butter’s on; one rattling of food in bowl and she was right back on the porch.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 23, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
And to think thad the giants not been awful yesterday 90% of these comments would not exist. Giants Baseball: Insane asylum.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 23, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
TBS Announcers: And kevin youkillis joins dan uggla and…. eli whiteside as the only 3 players who have hit a home run against roy halladay this year. Eli whiteside is known as a slugger, soon to be 100 pouns heavier and batting clean up.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Let's
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Get
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
To
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
a 2-5 road trip?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 23, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
2500 comments.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Fitting.
Let he who started the madness bring it to a close.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 23, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
/knocks neck of bottle off on edge of bar, chugs
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 23, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
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