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Giants Baseball: Sorry, didn't mean to wake you.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Does this thread have runz in it?
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Love the tagline
although open bitch line also works for me.
Si.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s gonna make Molina angry. Next week.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
That’s what he got for FLew!
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL ESPY GIFT BAG SWAG
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SHIFT A
So I guess I’m not missing much. Would have been here sooner, but the dumb-ass ref forgot to end my kid’s soccer game until the other team scored to tie it, then she magically remembered that the game was supposed to end.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Pic Caption
Sabean: So this is the jacket I made from the souls of young players.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I really should take apart that old couch in the dining room and take it down to the dumpster.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
/Brian Sabean offers couch 2 yr/$16 million contract
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I'm to the point
where I’m rooting for a certain player to pull a hammy and go on the DL. Maybe then we’d “catch” a break.
MATT
FINISH HIM
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
KKain
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Anytime a pitcher see’s orange and black, he’s infused with so much confidence and swagger that a no hitter / shutout is always possible.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
i'd probably be a millionaire
if i bet the under on every giants game…
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on May 22, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions
One wonders what the over/under is for Giants games.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
usually around 6.5 or 7
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on May 22, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus.
Definitely bet that.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
What’s stopping you?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
i bet it yesterday and won… didn’t feel it today tho.
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on May 22, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, good for you.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
check that. i DID bet it today! good work unconscious me!
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on May 22, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Whew
That would have been a horrific collision.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Brad Penny grandslam
would have solved both our number five starter problems and our cleanup hitter problems
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Aww, I thought that was a pop-up. Damnit.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL GIANTS CASTOFF MAKING THEM LOOK STUPID.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
DAvis will be on third
before Crisp’s at bat is over
LOL JT
“When you can run, and you’re fast…”
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
LOL Molina
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Nice throw.
almost made it all the way to second
Seriously Bengie?
What the fuck was that throw? You were not going to get him, but that was such a shitty throw.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I don't type real well
and I haven’t figured out how to edit after I’ve posted.
Ain't no editing...
I know what you were trying to say. I just couldn’t pass up an opportunity to LOL at the Sharks.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
You probably only have one more game to get it all out.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Bengie
chick throw
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
I know many chicks that would take offense to that.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL WUT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL CRISP
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nice hustle, Coco.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Thanks Chocolate
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
K! Now!
I found what I need. And it's not friends. It's...things.
by OneManGangTackle on May 22, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions
I think bengie molina has officially surpassed victor martinez as the least threatening catcher as far as throwing runners out goes, congrats hispanic john candy.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
CAIN THE HEAD HUNTER!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wow, did they bring back Lucky stores down there?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Feels good man.
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 22, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
no more albertson’s
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
That sign is probably 10 years old. No new sponsors.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
They’ve been back for a couple years.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Sure you all go with the correct answers.
Mine was more insulting.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOLKLAND
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
So Cain
throws a completegame. Gives up no earned runs and gets the loss. What else is new.
The Giants Way
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It’s no Dirty line.
- 7 IP, 1 H, 10K
— L
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 22, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
course he hit the guy that scored to put him on
by oldgiantsguy on May 22, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if he might be regretting signing that extension yet.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Probably the day after
must have been drunk
by Artimus Clyde on May 22, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Him or Tim Hudson should receive the honor. Or Bert Blyleven.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I’m glad to see Renteria is providing the spark the Giants offense badly needed.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
Wait until Sanchez Renteria DeRosa gets back! then we will be fine!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/shakes 8 ball
Try again later
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Rowand sucks.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Stop that Rowand!
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
My God
Get Rowand the FUCK OUT OF THE LEADOFF SPOT
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Get Rowand the FUCK OUT OF THE LEADOFF SPOT
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
No.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
…says his contract.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
And his SLG
He should be in the 5 or 6 slot.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
WOW
I can’t believe Rowand just swung at the first pitch!!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
FUCK YOU SCOTT
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions
LOL SCOTT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL GAR
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
1 pitch outs!
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Went to the restroom
And I see the Giants already have 2 outs.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
really?
i mean….really?
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Jesus, that was pathetic.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
...
was that 5 pitches?
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
It was.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Good grief.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Five Fookin Pitches!
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Giants Baseball: Pathetic
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
the giants have actually increased their efficiency
usually it’s a double play. 1 pitch 2 outs :(
by HOLDEMUPGoldenStateOfOppression on May 22, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions
LOL RENT
Fucking slow. If only we had some guy at the top of the order with the speed to beat that out. Maybe some kind of outfielder. One who isn’t batting 6th. Or was given away this season for a coupon for 10% off at Chubby’s. Or was given away last year for a bottle full of O2.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This team is shit.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions
tactical planning for this game was awful
beat him early in the count, indeed
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
thats our gameplan for everygame
ever since we beat Roy
by Artimus Clyde on May 22, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
brb, projectile vomiting.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Are you in Philly?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Frankly I'd like to see someone
rip up the dugout. . At least I’d get a feeling that someone gives a damn.
+1
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I blinked wtf happened there
I found what I need. And it's not friends. It's...things.
by OneManGangTackle on May 22, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions
no one other than us
will acknowledge that there is a HUGE problem
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
this year’s offense might be even more boring than last year’s
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Huffington
is fun to watch when he hustles. Better than an Ishikawa AB.
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 22, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
The Mask of Zorro is on FX
I know what I’m watching.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
When will someone in the local media
Start ripping this organization? What are they afraid of.
“How could they write something like that without talking to me first”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
for real, the media acts like this is a respectable ball club.
I found what I need. And it's not friends. It's...things.
by OneManGangTackle on May 22, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Well the pitching staff is
and that is what makes it so damn frustrating. It is being wasted.
Bring back Carney Lansford!
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Walking's for pussies.
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 22, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants are incapable of scoring a run.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
NO U
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Yeah
We need advice from a douche that posts kiddie porn.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
AsFanForever, huh?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Wait, is that him?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Good gravy.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
lulz
That explains a lot.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL GIANTS BASEBALL.
And we have every right to complain about this. How many times has it only been a 1 run game? How many times have the Giants’ hitters changed their approach during those times?
It’s fucking ridiculous that they do the same thing over and over again expecting it to work.
“GEE, I SHOULD SWING AT THE FIRST PITCH, IT DIDN’T WORK THE LAST TIME WHEN I WEAKLY GROUNDED OUT TO THE LEFT SIDE, BUT IT MAY BE THE BEST PITCH I SEE!”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
These fuckers are getting paid millions
AND THEY DON’T GIVE A FUCK. It takes a special kind of laziness/idiocy to get outs on back to back pitches to start the game.
But of course Sabean thinks this is how baseball should be played.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
WOW again
This lineup shows how meaningless batting average is. #’s 2-7 are all hitting .285 and better. But with this lineup, much like the city of Oakland, “there is no there, there”.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Batting average is not "meaningless"
and you can’t use this lineup to prove anything. They have nothing. No speed. No power. Nothing. It is an awful offensive team. And every pitcher that faces it knows it.
It is meaningless
For the reasons you just stated. A batting average in the .280’s and better is seen as a “good” batting average, but with these terrible hitters, those batting averages are meaningless.
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Well shit.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
sadly huff and torres have been our best hitters, where as bengie pads his average with 2 out nobody on singles and then FPOM’s with anyone in base.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I am so usng this from now on.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Technically “First Pitch Outs Made”. Some KNBR guy came up with it last season (can’t remember who).
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
with a legit HR power batting behind him, that would be OK
bengie pads his average with 2 out nobody on singles
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Keed spills.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
I literally just gagged.
I found what I need. And it's not friends. It's...things.
by OneManGangTackle on May 22, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions
The crunching of these pita chips are muffling out Flemming and JT kinda. And I am glad with this.
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 22, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I meant it as in I don’t want to know what I’m missing.
<3 Flemm.
JT is ok, I guess.
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 22, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
LITERALLY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Timmy and cain will pull the oswalt card before the season ends at this rate, can’t wait.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
When will bullpen chokes
finally be referred to as Timmeh’d?
by Artimus Clyde on May 22, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I still call it grienke’d but timmy is almost above that level, especially with the bp blowing another game.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Poor Tim
I’m pretty sure he used to think “at least I’m not that guy” sad face
by Artimus Clyde on May 22, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Kust!
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
MATT
FINISH HIM
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
If the giants played the mariners the game might end in less than 90 minutes knowing the FPOM mastery of both teams.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Quick
ginatz lineup or mareeniers?
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 22, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
(Mariners camp here)
Just because Figgins and Ichiro’ll get on base somehow and steal. And a SH will get them home. I think.
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 22, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish we had a Franklin Gutierrez….
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
KKKain
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
LOL CUST
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
STFDM
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
LOL CHOKELAND!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I currently don’t feel comfortable mocking any other team. Save for the Dodgers. Can always mock them.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
No one was asking you to.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
PEER PRESSURE
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Notice how you never see Cain and Houdini in the same place at the same time?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Houdini is buried within walking distance from where I live. Little known trivia fact.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
/adds that to notes.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Or is that what he wants you to think?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
No it just looks like that, you are actually seeing the game.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Count your blessings.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
While you typed that Molina flied out to RF
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Great job Matty
this way you’ll lose 1-0 instead of 2-0
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Fellow mlb.tv users
Can we all agree to boycott Cedar Point?
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
? I don’t have that ad.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Really?
It’s been awful. But mlb.tv might be doing region-specific ads now.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I think so, I get this hyper douche hawking Yahoo sports with a “Seattle” shirt in (I’m 180 miles away from Seattle, in my own city of a million, in my own state, thanks, Yahoo.)
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Panda's Up!!
Oh boy. Lets take bets – how far off the plate will the pitch be that he gets himself out on.
not allowed!
I found what I need. And it's not friends. It's...things.
by OneManGangTackle on May 22, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re awfully grumpy today.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
TWSS?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Dear Giants,
Just score 2 runs for Matt. Thanks,
From,
Me
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Dear sanfrankid,
No problem. We’ll be happy to do that for you!
Sincerely,
Giants Hitters
P.S. You mean this season, right?
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
Hello all
Just got in from painting some doors. Apparently staying and watching the paint dry would have been more interesting than this game.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
DEM CLUTCH EARS.
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 22, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm going to TV...
I need some of Kruk’s special blend of optimism.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Ugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 22, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
I turned on the twins brewers game after cain got cain’d, I’m just looking at the gameday on my laptop preparing to see “In play: out(s):” after every first pitch.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
2 pitch out! Improvement!
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
The Giants are becoming a parody of themselves.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Ok
I really can’t wait for that super 2 deadline.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
So we can all complain when Posey sits in AAA, and Molina swings at every 1st pitch….?
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I have more faith, perhaps
I think that if Molina is still slumping once that deadline has passed, we’ll see Posey.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
No Way will we see BMoney gone. Posey, maybe, but sabes thinks Molina is the “heart” of the team….
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
We'll see
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Oh, I hope you are right. I just have not seen anything from the FO that would lead me to believe this could/would happen….
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
You've never seen the FO lose faith in a slumping player?
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Depends, are they 30 or older?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
GAR, circa ’09, says no.
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Won’t happen. Bengie could slump to .182 and Bochy will still trot him out every day.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
/turns TV back off
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
What's the over-under . . .
For no-nos to be tossed against this Giants’ team? 3?
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on May 22, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t think you know how over-under works.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
That was a good at bat for Bengie
two pitches instead of one. He’s seen 4 today. 3 outs.
wow, does Molina suck ass
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
In case that was a question, the answer is yes.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
just got in:
what did I miss?
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
Nothing new
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Nothing.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
FPOM
FFF
FRUSTRATION
FUCK
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 22, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
They’re not even trying. They’re not trying at all.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
That’s what they all say.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Its like a train wreck
you can’t not watch it.
Just curious, when can Posey come up and he won’t be a super 2?
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Posey isn't ready
needs more time to learn his craft. Ask again in 2013. He should have it down by then.
They should have brought Woody’s picture back in the dugout.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Gio Gonzalez
Had not gone 5 in either of his last two starts. has not gone more than 7 all year. Has put down 800 Giants in a row.
But that was a much better inning. 9 pitches I think
You need
to post about half as often as you are right now
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Don’t take it personally. Most people on this site/the internet are assholes.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
SHUT UP, DUMBASS
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
FUCK YOU ASSHAT
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
OH, COME NOW.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STAY THE FUCK OUTTA THIS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Sometimes an asshat
Is not really a bad thing!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
You can wear it anywhere, and it goes with everything!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Why am I here?
Fuck you
That’s why!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
If that's to me...
Who says I’m not?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
An
Asshole. You bastard.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Shut up you ass.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAH
Tape it closed!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Stuff a bastard in it, you puke!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I swear if I ever see him again, I'LL JAM A SQUIRRELL IN HIM!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
And a hint:
(See how all those people insulted me and I didn’t take it personally? Like I advised the first guy to do? Like you managed to not do?)
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL LARS!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I have no doubt about that.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I need a new drug.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
One that won’t make me sick.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
tough to win when you’re facing young koufaxs day after day
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 22, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
Sometimes (every day) you just gotta tip your cap to Cy Young
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Pirates vs. A’s throwback night. Should be quite a turnout for that matchup
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Is it in Oakland or Pittsburgh? Oh, wait... it totally doesn't matter, does it?
Vibrant uniforms will be vibrant.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s incredible to think that the giants have never been outside of the top 8 on the espn power rankings, that’s about to change LOL
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Like a rock off a very tall bridge
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
/takes a book and a rock to a very tall bridge to test them before answering
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
the Giants’ shouldn’t be listed in any kind of rankings that contains the word "power’ in it.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
5 pitch 6th inning
6 pitch 7th inning
7 pitch 8th inning?
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
It’s hilarious how the A’s threaten all day and load the base paths, where as the giants make gio gonzalez look like clfif lee in the 2009 post season.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
This team has been beyond depressing lately.
Still looking forward to my vacation.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
All you need is to get men on 1st and 2nd, no outs with Gio in order to rattle him
BUT THIS GODDAMN TEAM
Constantly rosterbating.
LOL two baserunners in one inning
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Asking WAY too much.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
IRL I LOL'd at your username
The irony is rich indeed.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I seldom post
so when you see me and my username, it’s always an “OH HEY YOUR USERNAME”
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 22, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
That’ll never happen with this offense.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
wait
how the FUCK has Gonzalez thrown 83 pitches?
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
The question is, how are bruce bochy and brian sabean still employed?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
GIANTS WAY!!
Bowtie loves these guys!!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
The ticket and merchandise sales are through the roof, I’m so proud of this team and I love the product we have on the field, go sales… I mean giants durrr
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Huff and Torres. That's really about it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hi.
/checks boxscore
Goodbye.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 22, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
You cannot possibly be surprised.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
foul one back hard that tears a hole in the screen and blasts Sabean in the noggin
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
That would be unbelievably excellent
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
"6 more outs for the Giants."-Kuip
Also 6 more pitches for Gonzalez.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
MATT
FINISH HIM
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
I wish that Krook hadn't phrased it quite that way . . .
“Six more outs for the Giants.” No mention of hits. Sounds like a prediction . . . and sadly a good one.
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on May 22, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions
Captain Krook?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
And it was Kuip
anyway. I never know how to shorten Krukow. Kruk makes me think of that fat babbler on Baseball Tonight.
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on May 22, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
sweet
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on May 22, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions
TWO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
TWO!
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
TWO!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions
DP’s are the only thing keeping me together
I found what I need. And it's not friends. It's...things.
by OneManGangTackle on May 22, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
Just gonna leave that one there.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
the good kind of GIDP
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BENGIE GOOD FOR SOMETHING
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Pics or it didn't happen!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey
Molina actually made a defensive play.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I don’t think we even needed this thread.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
I just hate the ones we had so far
err…I just hate this offense
by Artimus Clyde on May 22, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Albini
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
ATTN: Giants baseball
I am now ready for the magic inside.
I found what I need. And it's not friends. It's...things.
by OneManGangTackle on May 22, 2010 2:54 PM PDT reply actions
- Bulleted list
- Bulleted list?
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 22, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
asteresk text:
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You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
- There
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- A Cheat
- Formatting Guide
- Thing
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 22, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie remembered his late lunch reservation is at 3:30
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
shift A
who fucked up to give up the run?
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Cain hit him, Huff error, bunted over and sac fly in
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
thanx I can visualize the upscrewing
aka upfucking
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
RALLY WOODY
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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This suject line could lead down a dark path of GIS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The only way to learn the dangers of GIS is through trial by fire.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Your results:
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
that's barely a woody...
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
TWSS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That phrase right there is why Pfeizer is rakin’ in the cash.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
IT'S STUPID INSIDE!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions
he's not good
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
No doubt he's thinking, "Finally I'm pitching like I knew I could". His confidence will be dashed when he faces any other lineup
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, like that will be really satisfying to watch
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Fresno roster
would be winning 3-1 right now against Gio
by HoosierGiant on May 22, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
When will Cain ever learn how to win
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 22, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions
Needs to take a cue from Zito and Tim
LOL RADNICH, BIP AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 22, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL JOE MORGAN
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
"And here you see the ball landing foul......"
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Why don’t we ever get breaks
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 22, 2010 2:56 PM PDT reply actions
breaks are for good teams….
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
DEMS DA BREAKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Ben Sheets
has not been this excited in a long time.
LOL Gio complete game imminent.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Fosse’s head is about to explode.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I think I would take that tradeoff for the good of baseball.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
by scout6 on May 22, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
MARTHA GRAHAM! MARTHA GRAHAM
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
so yeah the giants need to address this pressing #5 starter issue..
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
Fuck year Roy Oswalt.
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 22, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
They actually do.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
JOEY
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAH JOEY
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 22, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
with this offense, they need five number one starters
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
my point
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 22, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
False equivalency
Just because the offense sucks doesn’t mean we don’t desperately need to address our 5th starter.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
point being that if you can’t even score runs for your #1-4 (specifically even your #1-3 when they pitch great), then addressing the issue of the #5 is moot
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 22, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
But
That’s not true. The Giants aren’t going to never score runs again. And preventing runs is just as important as scoring them.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
You are watching / listening to the game right?
Cain has given up 5 hits, 1 run today.
Even supposing that you had the league’s best 1-5 rotation, but lost your games 1-0, 2-1, etc.
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 22, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Also
I’m not saying it DOESN’T need to be addressed.
Just that it apparently is not going to be the thing that starts winning games for this team.
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 22, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
It will help us win games every 5th time
It is equally as important to get a better 5th starter whether our offense is great or terrible.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Let there be Jazz.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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so Uribe can pinch hit but he couldn’t DH today?
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Bork logic
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m suprised J.T. hasn’t fallen asleep yet.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Flem keeps poking him to keep him awake….
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Hot.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
/jponry slash fic
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Dammit Uribe. That was ball 4.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
LOL GIANTS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions
JT
“Gonzalez is in an unbelievable rhythm”
lol
uhhh uhhh
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
Sigh.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
HEY GIANTS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 22, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
/facepalm
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions
Holy shit, this game is terrible.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
So glad I only have KNBR.
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 22, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I have mlb.tv on mute and I’m listening to a podcast as I’m cooking dinner. So I’m sort of your inverse.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Fixed
Holy shit, this game team is terrible
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
If Matt didn’t keep making these Mental Mistakes, the Giants would have a real shot at the World Series.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The Giants hitters did their job.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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they are swinging hard
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
The thing is,
it happened.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Confirmed by TV
It’s magic inside.
TV wouldnt lie to me.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
If they don't start to score some runs
It is going to be empty inside
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions
pablo is probably on the phone ordering the contents of his all you can eat buffet for him and bengie.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
GIANTS CLUBHOUSE
THERE IS FOOD INSIDE!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions
/Molina sprays to mark his territory.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Not after Molina gets in there
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t wait to shave my playoff beard and burn my giants memorabilia.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Why wait?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I am getting in the shower here in a few minutes, just gotta watch the giants lose 1-0 so I can be inspired to take a jab at my neck with the razor.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
strange masturbation technique
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Hemophiliac?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
or vice versa
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Our entire offense would clear waivers….
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
obligatory Stanford sports update
softball beat Texas Tech last night but lost to Hawaii today. Double elim, so they play again at 6pm. Seats still available.
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
LOL BOWKER WAS THE PROBLEM
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Damn this fucking team to hell.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Potential complete game, 1 run loss for Cain alert!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
It’d be the first complete game of the year too.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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i don't ever remember posting on MCC during one of my nightmares...
hopefully i’ll remember when i wake up
Please tell us more about Coco Crisp’s hobbies, JT
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 22, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions
cereal box top collecting?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
MATT
FINISH HIM
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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This is beyond cain’d, this is Giants baseball.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
When you think giants baseball you think FPOM STRIKEOUT DROPPED FLYBALL CG SHUTOUT STIFLED BY RANDOM PITCHER ORGINIZATIONAL EXCUSES, GROUND BALL TO RANDOM INFIELDER
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Krisp!
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
KKKKain
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
STFD
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Go Cain. Even if you lose, you are still my beloved Pokemonz
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HEY BENGIE!
WATCH ME PULL A RABBIT OUT OF MY HAT!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions
/throws the bunny on 15 hops to 2B
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 22, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
irl lol
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/writes a whiny blog about the inferior bunny
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
/blames Lars for not pulling the bunny out of the hat properly
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 22, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Man I do not want to see Bailey.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I have some in my liquor cabinet....hmm......
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
MATT
FINISH HIM
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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The A’s bullpen is a pretty sad looking structure.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The A’s bullpen Giants front office is a pretty sad looking structure.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
God, that Matt Cain does not know how to win.
Matt Cain: throwing complete game shutouts since 06'. No big deal.
by cain1rstballothof on May 22, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
Man, the Giants really needed Matt to come up big today, and he did. Too bad they fucked him over.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
death by chi chi
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
some would say he failed
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ell Oh Ell
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Yeah, the Giants sure want to see the A’s terrific closer because they do so well against pitchers they have not seen in a while.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
EEEEEEYYYYAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Meet the new loss, same as the old loss….
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
BUT I LOVE YOU MATT CAIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
YES!!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 22, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Do you?
Do you really?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
This should be quick and painful.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
TWSS
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Cain: fucking awesome, regardless of the rest of the fucking team.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Matt Cain
Complete game while allowing zero earned runs.
Fucking choker
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions
He Did Not Have His Head In The Game
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
you missed the part where he takes the loss.
with 0 ERs, and only 5 Hits. and 1 walk.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Does it count as a CG if you only pitch 8 innings?
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Yes.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Yeah
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yep
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucking Giants pitchers need to learn how to throw shutouts.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
Jermaine Dye's cell phone is ringing
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Sabes: ehhhh JD whazzzzup?
Dye: cut the crap, Sabean, you need me bad; 4 mill/2 years or I’m hangin up now.
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
“Hello Pat Burrell? this is Brian Sabean best GM in the game”
by HoosierGiant on May 22, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
"You should've made plans with me, you knew that I was free"..
“And now you won’t stop calling me, Im kinda busy
Stop Callin Stop Callin, I don’t wanna think anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor”
Lady Gaga is a genius
Fixed
What a waste of roster office space, this "Matt Cain Brian Sabean."
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
we shouldn’t feel like shit when our #3 starter tosses 8 innings and gives up 1 un-earned run. Giants baseball: Mental mistakes costing giants pitchers wins, so sayeth brian sabean.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
our young guys failed again
so sayeth the GM
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
How sad is that . . .
the “drive of the game” is some elementary school teacher who drove down from Reno?
by NiceGuysFinishEtc on May 22, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions
2.88 ERA, 2 wins
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
as the hawk would say, THIS GAME IS OVAH!~!~~!!@~~!~!~~
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL top of the order.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LET IT HIT YOU DUMBASS!!!
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Here comes the clutch K!
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/calling the slider
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wow a fastball. I am surprised.
Nice bat throw there, Scott.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Matt Cain says:
Cain for Fielder—please.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Matt cain says: Send me to LA, please.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
THIS
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
The Brewers are worse than us.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
nevermind…….
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 22, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I swear to god....
The Giants pitching staff should go on strike.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions
Then our whole team would be on strike.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
…because the offense is always out on strike(s)?
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
SCOTT SUCKS
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THAT'S MEAN!!!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Cain has a sad
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
LOL me
thought he might walk
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too ‘gamery’ to take a walk…
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by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Sadly, that was Rowand’s best AB all day.
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Matt Cain: 8 IP, 0 ER, 1 R, 5 H, 1 BB, 4 K.
Fuck this offense.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions
OH FUCK I ALREADY FORGOT RENTERIA WAS BACK AND HITTING SECOND
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
same
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 22, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Impact player.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Made an impact on me.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOLLIS
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Lucky.
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LOLuck
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SPARKPLUG! HE’S IGNITING THE OFFENSE!
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
LOL 21 consecutive outs!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions
LOL GAR
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions
C’mon, Mr. F.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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It worked!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
drive of the game
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Sooo, GIDP?
Are we all thinking that?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It’s a LONG, DEEP GROUNDER!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
WTFreddy
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
LOL MOLE
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
Wow.
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Eat shit and die, Freddy Sanchez.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
Save us, Pablo.
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Just dont' GIDP
Let’s give Kung Fu Panda a chance at least.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
of course
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF Sanchez
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
LOL MR. F
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
LOL. Not an easy guy to strike out.
/just struck out on 3 pitches
2 Ks on the day.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
C’mon, Panda. Run into one.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
I’d just like to point out that the Giants have yet to win a game with Sanchez back in the lineup
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LOL this is going well.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Kruk using the "he's due" reverse statistical fallacy
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
STOP HACKING PABLO
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions
There ya go.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Seeing aaron rowand weakly fly out on a meatball right down the middle set the tone for this inning, FUCK THIS AWFUL LINE UP CONSTRUCTION.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Hahah indifference
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
Giants offense charged with indifference….
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by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Did they really rule that defensive indifference? When the tying run moved into scoring position? LOL A’S!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
The only thing indifferent about that play was the As small fanbase...
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LOL NO BREAKING PITCH YET.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This worries me greatly.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
A’s announcers think if the glove doesn’t move, it’s a strike no matter where the glove is
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Never listen to Glenn Kuiper
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 22, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Ray fosse is also a fucking retard and yesterday exclaimed “They hit 6 home runs and only scored 6 runs? They MUST HAVE ALL BEEN SOLO SHOTS!!!!”
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
lifetime concussion
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 22, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Mathematics!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, it COULD have been two field goals. Or three safeties. Or they might’ve missed the extra point.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
this is worse than losing to the reds 2 out of 3 at home last year and watching brian wilson give up 7 runs in 2 innings.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Weird examples.
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The Giants: Where comparing gut-punch losses happens.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Suzuki flashes the "make him look stupid" sign
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
You won’t if he makes an out.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 22, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
C’mon, Pablo…
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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It's like watching Brian Wilson
minus the whole getting the first 2 outs quickly thing.
But the only throwing fastballs thing.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
OBP!!!!!!!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
CHEATER!!
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Panda Walk
Setting up the Molina 1 pitch out.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh no, Bengie is up.
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LOL MOLINA
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions
Good news
He walked, bad news, Molina time…
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Under
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
GASP
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions
And with this 1-0 loss, we’ll make this the Meineke Soul Sucking Loss of the Week…all Giants hitters will receive a brand new muffler, courtesy of Meineke!
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by TMOX on May 22, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
So, the direct method in seeking a raise, eh? Your chutzpah may be admired.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
rally money!!!
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
So much for that.
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popup for sure
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
/Pablo walks, A’s hometown crowd cheers?
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by Little Napoleon on May 22, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions
Look who was up next.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Force me to post a positive animated .gif, Bengie.
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LOL speed of renteria.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL EXTENDO BAT
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL FAT
WHAT A S’PRISE!!
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A FAT JIGGLING GAME ENDING K!
WOOHOO
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions
Fucking Giants….
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRHGGHHHHHHHH
fuck shit shit fuck crap fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckfkweyfgliewbafhjvdluyfawef
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
You out of shape, fat, lazy bastard.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL THIS TEAM SUCKS
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions
NOOOOO
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
That was a travesty.
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it wasn't even a good travesty
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
this =(
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by SirPsycoSexy on May 22, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, Get Posey up here
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
HI I’M BENGIE MOLINA I’M IN WORSE SHAPE THAN MOST OFFENSIVE LINEMEN AND I TRY TO PULL EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING, I’M SLOW AS FUCK BUT MAN AS GARY RADNICH SAYS “THE SON OF A GUN CAN HIT!!!”
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I can’t wait for Molina to tell me whose fault that strikeout was. My guess: Not Molina.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions
It was Pablo’s fault for giving him a chance
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 22, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
If Bengie’s mother has that translated for her, she will be very very sad
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Where do you think he gets his thin skin?
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
Skin: The only thin part of Bengie Molina.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
The sad thing is, that was their best inning of the night.
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FUCK YOU BENGIE
I’m laughing but dammit
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Yeah, I am beginning to think Super 2 might not be so bad.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
man
i really don’t like the “what a dumb fat ass” type of comments about bengie
slow, sure. FPOM, sure. but c’mon picking on someone’s size is just silly.
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
chasm?
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatever you say, fatso.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL FAT
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, how dare we expect a professional athlete paid millions of our dollars make an attempt to get in shape! What assholes we are!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
We are paying that man millions of dollars. At least attempt to be in athletic shape.
We joke a little about Panda’s size, but he is still athletic and mobile.
It might just be the anger, but Molina has looked slower, slothier, and more nonchalant in his actions this season then ever before. And I am getting pissed off about it.
And if anyone is to mention it, he gets all upset and complains about it.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bengie isn’t fat he’s just big boned!
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
big fat boned
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
If Posey calls that game, we give up 20 runs and lose 20-0
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 22, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
Wow, Bengie, that was fucking pathetic.
And a CG, 0ER loss for Cain. That’s even more pathetic for the Giants offense.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Oh yeah. And that’s totally the part of the game that the Giants are having trouble with: choosing pitches. Not like the offense is scoring at a lower rate than most soccer teams or anything.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Wow.
I only watched that last inning, but seriously guys?
Seriously?
Fucking seriously?
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
HEY MOLINA
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 22, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions
What does that make the Giants?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 22, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
A vomitous mass of suck
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Kuip looks pissed as usual.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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feast or famine except without the feast
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Why didn’t you use the big image?
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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IT’S ALL ABOUT RUNS PER GAME!!
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 22, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
GIO TOSSED A GREAT GAME TODAY, HE WAS NEARLY UNHITTABLE! SOMETIMES YA JUST GOTTA TIP UR CAP TO THE PITCHER HE PITCHED ONE OF THE BEST GAMES I’VE SEEN ALL YEAR, IT’S MAGIC INSIDE!!~! – MIKE KRUKOW
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LIKE I SAID…it isn’t the Giants hitters….THE OPPOSING PITCHERS ARE JUST THAT GOOD!!!!!!
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THE GIANTS ARE FINE THEY HAD SOME GOOD HACKS AND MADE GIO WORK THEY JUST DIDNT HAVE THINGS GO THEIR WAY, MAN THIS TEAM IS EXCITING HUH!!?~?! WHAT A BUZZ!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I’m listening to Flem say the same thing.
Totally untrue.
The Giants are pathetic hitters, that’s what happened.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Giants Fan: (to buddy who couldn’t watch the game) Dude, Matt Cain threw a complete game with no earned runs!!!
Buddy: Oh, thank God, the bleeding has stopped
GF: Thinks to himself, “Just let him have this…it can wait until tomorrow…let him have one last happy night”
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The bleeding stopped
because there’s no more blood.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude rides bikes.
Constantly rosterbating.
by SabeanMetrics on May 22, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you going to post a massive picture for every member of the 40-man roster? ’Cuz these are only kinda-funny, not THAT funny.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
guy
we get it. you like memegenerator.net
Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.
by zodiac_chiller on May 22, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Gio gonzalez post game interview: “Dude I love all the first pitch outs, did you guys see how I only threw 15 pitches the 6th 7th and 8th inning combined? Man I love the giants, come back soon!”
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
The teams fine, there’s a huge buzz around the giants and theres no one better than them in the NL west they’ll be fine, and hey as long as they keep it competive in september thats all I ask for – gary radnich and the staple of accepting sabeatrocity.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Well...
The Death Star run is just getting underway on Spike. Watching that always makes me happy.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Ha,
I just changed over to that too.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’m watching the Twins/Brewers game and imagining having Mauer catching for the Giants.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Imagine a world where the Giants have a catching prospect that draws regular Mauer comparisons. Too far-fetched?
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
If only that were true........
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, Mauer would still be at AAA thanks to his inferior game calling skills
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I can only hope
that Matt is pushing Bengie around. “I WANTED YOU BACK, AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!”
Constantly rosterbating.
If anything, Matt has shown that he is too nice a guy to ever do something like this.
It would not surprise me if in the post game he still blames himself for the loss.
Matt is such a nice guy, he really does not deserve this shit.
I wish he would kick the shit outta Bengie though.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Breaking news: Brian sabean and bruce bochy called the teams stars togetherr and had a post game meeting. Rowand, and molina were ashamed and had no answers other than “sometimes you gotta tip your cap to him man, he’s a great pitcher”. Promptly after stating that rowand went on a bike ride and bengie and pablo headed to dave adn busters for saturday night wing special.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Bold statement.
You can't solve your problems with the same level of thinking that created the problems - Albert Einstein to Brian Sabean
zing!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I made that up but there’s a good chance something along those lines did happen.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I was zinging bgunn’s pun.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
/insert random single digit IQ ray fosse statement, followed by a akward glen kuiper giggle and one liner.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Anything about the 209?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
209
That would be Fosse’s IQ multiplied by 6
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 22, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Shooty: Rosales know how good da spread is...
don’t wanna smell da spread up in Sacramento!
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Fuck this.
I’m gonna go play some more Google Pac-Man.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions
PORKINS!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 22, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions
He's right behind me!
I CAN’T SHAKE HIM!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 22, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
He's got a problem here.
Oh there he goes.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The rebel ships are so small, they avoiding the empire turbo lazers.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh crap, they have picked up a new group of signals. Enemy fighters coming there way.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
their.
THERE, WOLF. THERE, CASTLE
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
"Were you impressed Gio was able to maintain his composure in front of 35,000 fans?"
Oh dear. This is unintentional comedy gold.
lol
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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