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Mark Reynolds and the "dingerz gland"

So watching Reynolds hit that moon shot off of Tim the other night really got me thinking of how much I miss watching BLB hit those majestic dingerz, and how, since his departure they have pretty much not come that often from the Giants. I mean just look at our division, you've got Reynolds and Upton, Ethier and Kemp, Tulow and Stewart, Gonzalez and Eckst..., or maybe Blanks, and then good ol' Uribe and ....Torres? That Reynolds shot was freakin crushed and my malnurished dingerz gland is jonesing for some of that power in S.F.'s lineup again. Just one guy on the roster with 30+ HR power would be nice, just one. Feliz teased, Panda is not that guy, and he shouldn't be, but if allowed to develope properly maybe Johnny Bowker could at least flirt with 30 in the MLB. The guy has a dingerz gland but for whatever reasons other than bullshit streaks of Velez, Torres, and Nate, Bowker's power has been cast aside, to never develope; and that is all this lineup needs to win. Since Bonds' and baseball's "post steroids" era, you don't see shots like Reynolds hit the other night too often. Trying to think of players who can mash like that, with no stats, or avg. footage per HR to back me up, the first guy that popped in my head was free agent to be Jason Werth. Werth can hit the long ball with the best of em. I'm not saying "Get er done Sabes" or anything like that, because unless Dayton Moore or Ed Wade took Rowand and or Zito's contracts at face value, there's just no room on the payroll. I understand that and fully expect Werth in pinstripes come April 11'. But, my dingerz gland would love to see him in the Orange & Black.

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