GameThread II
by Natto on May 21, 2010 8:06 PM PDT
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And pulls his hammy while doing so.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Score, please?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I HOPE THIS THREAD IS BETTER
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
i hate baseball
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
"I hate sports as much as sports lovers hate common sense"--H.L. Mencken
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 21, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too
But mostly the Giants brand of baseball
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 21, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Davis had 3.3 WAR last year! Not a bad player.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Nothing like watch Giant's castoffs make it hurt for them.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hey Giants:
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
LOL POSEY
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
27
I think.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
27?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yes, but . . .
. . . he missed all of two seasons and much of a third, and has had major surgery. In baseball years, he is more like a 24- or 25-year-old, and is said, by some who have seen him, to be throwing better than before the problems (and was not bad at all then).
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
True. You injected a lot of subtext into my comment. I think it’s useful to remember that in terms of experience, he’s not as advanced as his age would suggest. However, his physical skills are still likely at their peak. Give him a shot. What’s the downside? He’s as bad as Wellemeyer? Not likely.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
(Not that I have a problem with that injection of subtext.)
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
TWSS
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
subtext = buttsex
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Not old enough to start on the Giants.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Zing!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 21, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Panda hits!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
PABLO!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He was in Madonna’s video for Vogue.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
the giants somehow beat the A’s 5 out of 6 times last year, unfortunately I think it was due to incredible pitching performances and random schierholtz 3 run inside the park home runs.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Hot tip: The A’s sucked hot nuts last year.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
No, the A's were just a terrible team last year.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Our turn to bloop them to death!
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
HUFF!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
HA-freaking-HA
We get one, too, you bastards.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Land of a Thousand Bloops
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Rally Shit we ain't found
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Sharks!
Buh Bye
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
FUCK
Well, the Sharks are done.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
So Ralph won’t be talking about them as much anymore for a while. Upside!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess not!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Fosse is already thinking of getting a triple play.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Easy for YOU to say
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 21, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL time to shave
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Anus.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Giants & Sharks
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
CAN SOMEONE FUCKING SHOOT ME?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Bang.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Oh for craps sake. This sucks.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
Giants Baseball!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
DAMNIT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bengie Molina: almost as worthless with runners on base as when he is on base.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Good job Rohlinger.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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I can haz Rent?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
the fact that bork didn’t have bengie bunt just shows he’s a fucking retard and is like “ermm bengie will hit a long ball ermmm”.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Cleanup hitter!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
A bunt would not have been a good move.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Two hits and it’s still a 10 pitch inning.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
Such horribly sucky players with horrible and shit infested approaches
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 21, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Three pitches, three outs.
Thanks, assholes.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
You should shave them
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
cliff lee is following in the ways of matt cain and feeding the padres fastballs down the pipe.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
ya matt cane blows
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
His mental mistakes cause him wins.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
seriously what the fuck that is like what st marys did in the sweet 16, straight up didn’t show up to play and blew it.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I prefer Hilarious Break Dancing Fail
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Wooooooooooooooooooow.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
That guy doesn’t know a lot about force.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
What's his midichlorian count?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL ridiculous amount of foul territory
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Zito.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hehe
“presuming”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL not even attempting to dodge.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/shift-A
Fuck this torture.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 21, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
SS SABOCHEAN sailing for the postseason! ALL ABOARD!!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
only from April to October, though.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 21, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Man this game is putting me to sleep.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I love this slogan!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 21, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
You think this is torture? baby tuckoo will show you torture. Later.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
OK
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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/puts it on outlook calendar
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Rummaging through my garage just now I found my “Two out…So What!” towel that I haven’t seen in probably 8 years.
Maybe it has some magic left in it’s 80’s-green fibers that can help out the Giants.
"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader."
Oh Zito,
Please get Kouz out.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
DOUBLE PLAY!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Roll 'em Up!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
TWO!
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Yay! The good kind of GIDP
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Fly ball pitcher gets the double play. Wow.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Another dinky hit for the A’s.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
wow wade leblanc just gave up a bomb to josh bard LOL, as long as it’s not the giants.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Also, FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 21, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd xinfinity
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 21, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, Giants… losing.. what a shock.
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 21, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
and the sharks not showing up in the biggest series in franchise history, typical sharks.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Yeah
I wasn’t dissing the Giants nor being sarcastic… knowing they are losing ruined my night more, but okay.
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 21, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
FINISH HIM!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I feel bad that you labored under that illusion for even one milisecond this year.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 21, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
we’ll sadly get another niner super bowl win before we come close to a WS or cup lol.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Depending on that #11 guy, hopefully sooner rather than later.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 21, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
/Brian Sabean creates Shadow World Series
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
THASS RAY-CISS!!!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 21, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Could win the Bricktown Showdown if the Grizzlies keep things up.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 21, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL THE HEATER
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
KKKito
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Wade Boggs ate a chicken before every game? I had never heard that tired anecdote before! Thanks, Fosse!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Some kind of pagan ritual?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
We don’t really need more K counters.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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This
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
suck up
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
This
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 21, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
This
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I disagree, I need to see how many strikeouts Zito has 5 or 6 times to get it.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 21, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of that, how many does he have?
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 21, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL ROCKIES
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
wow the rockies lost to the orioles, i don’t feel as bad as I do about tonight.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Worse, the Royals
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
wait what they played the ROYALS? jesus christ, now I feel a lot better about tonight especially if the fraudgers lose :D.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I have to learn how to compartmentalize
Can not let my “sports life” effect my “normal daily life”
My sports and normal lives are one in the same.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 21, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I landed on CNN for a second the other day, and there was a Text Us Your Thoughts thing that read “Are kids growing up too fast? If so, who’s to blame?”
Sigh.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 21, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, this ump is inconsistent as hell on the corners. WTF.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Shut up Fosse.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’ve already phased him out, mostly.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I’ve muted and switched to radio.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Who’s on radio? Kuip and Flem?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 21, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Every time I venture over to another SB Nation sight to see what they’re saying about us… they’ve making fun of Bengie and Pablo for being fat.
I don’t like it.
But we make fun of them for being fat.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
But when we do it its like making fun of our pudgy cousin. When they do it its like high school.
by Uncle Russel on May 21, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe with Panda.
With Bengie, I think it’s more like when Stan and Kyle call Cartman “Fatass:” they’re friends, sure, but there’s an underlying dislike there.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 21, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Plus, Cartman is whiny and entitled.
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Wow, that doesn’t remind me of a certain Giants catcher at all.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
/pictures Bengie having tea with stuffed animals.
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I don’t like it either, but I at least wish Operation Panda would have been worth anything at all. Ugh.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Sigh.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Blech.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Oh come on.
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The Mexican, non-union equivalent of Brian Bocock.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
why am i watching this
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Strong masochistic tendencies.
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Two out ...So what!
"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader."
NM. Only works for good teams I guess…
"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader."
by cybermaldonado on May 21, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
well at least we can root for the dodgers and padres to lose tonight while we wonder why the giants are so awful.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
None of us wonder. It's been the same reason for some time now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
true that, I just see a satanic image of brian sabean thinking he’s doing a great job.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I love that everyone on here knows this exact same thing, but expresses it in different ways.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
"You should see our team babe, I think we’re going all the way this year and ticket sales are the best they’ve been since we had bonds!!!!!!!!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
It makes me so sad that, when I post this, I’m not trying to be funny or ironic or light-hearted in any way. I truly believe that this team won’t win the World Series as long as this man is the GM. I hope I’m wrong. It sucks to have absolutely no faith in your favorite team’s management.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I hate to break it to you man, but everyone here feels the same way.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Oh, I know. The depressing nature of the whole situation hit me really hard right then.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yeah it definately is, and the worst part about is that no one in the giants orginization cares because ticket and merchandise sales are through the roof. Larry baer just sits back and counts money and laughs while he tells KNBR to talk about how when mark derosa comes back everything will be “good to go”.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
“We will finally have ‘our guys’ on the field together. The way we planned it”
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants Baseball: Pathetic
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Oh, Whiteside
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
the Oakland A’s, Padres of the North
"It's not a crime to be a Giants fan, it's just the right thing to do"
I said that to myself the moment the bloops of death started happening. They are the padres of the AL, aka 110% giants killers.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL MARKETING THE LOTTO TO LATINOS.
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Corey Pavin looks like my yearbook photo, and it was pretty bad
"It's not a crime to be a Giants fan, it's just the right thing to do"
Dan Haren is a hitting machine
He’s hitting 429 this year and seems to go 2-3 every single game
That’s why they tout it as a rivalry, they want Giants fans to show up.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 21, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
If they don't have people coming to games and making a player a fan favorite
…how are they going to decide who to trade away for some prospects and a sack of magic beans at the end of the season?
I’d nominate the raiders for that privilege.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 21, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Now for Fosse to rave about Coco Crisp again.
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HEE WONT BE STEALING NOW HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Broken fingers…Uribe slap…fast…
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 21, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Just got here
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
not a fake, he was just holding the ball instead of risking the possibility of overthrowing it to first and having it roll into the 1st baseline wall, which is located somewhere in contra costa county.
Hey nerds, rocket launch tonight
Watch it here. Delta IV launching a GPS spacecraft.
Probably more exciting than this game so far, too…
Adopted: David B. Flemming
dontrelle willis is about to get murdered :(
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Man, he is a terrible pitcher.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yeah it’s a good thing the giants didn’t go after some has been cy young winner like willis and pay him sabathia money, phew.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
My neighbor’s dog keeps farting.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Is that more or less pleasurable than listening to Fosse?
by Into the Void on May 21, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
more
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
How do you know that the dog is farting?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 21, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a nose.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
She’s sitting right at my feet.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Oh I thought the dog was at your neighbor’s house
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 21, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I was wondering why you were so shocked I could detect dog farts!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Crappiest super power since Aquaman
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It ate garlic fries
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 21, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Cameras positioned in her neighbor's house.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Eat it, Coco!
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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lol Crisp. LOL almost safe
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
What happened to Uribe?
/anticipates 109 similar answers
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Pulled hamstring
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Hammy tightness
The one that he has been clutching in the dugout the last couple games.
BORK’D
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Why would anyone throw a strike to Aaron Rowand?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Damn unions.
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Is it possible that there are people DUMBER than Bork?
Nah, never mind. Impossible.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 21, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Wooow
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He's back!
And he got fucking lucky!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
LOL NOT REALLY SAFE
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nevermind.
TERRIBLE TAG
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
haha Nevermind again
Tagged his body before he got the arm back down.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wow.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 21, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
MR F YOU SLY DOG!
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fucking AWESOME
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Man, some serious slightly of hand there by Mole. i thought he was going to be out by a mile.
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Mole!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
More Moles!
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Damn! Image fail!
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ZOOM!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Nifty slide, but still out.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yep. He tagged his upper chest before he got his hand down.
by Into the Void on May 21, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
jesus christ sanchez probably broke 3 different things sliding in there, bochy probably shit himself.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Looked like he was about to fly apart at the seams just running to second.
"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader."
by cybermaldonado on May 21, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Way to go Mole!
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 21, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
I wish Mole had hit that when Torres was on second earlier.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
C’mon, Pablo. Take away the shut out.
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Argh.
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Damn Davis
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
if an A’s player had hit that it would have dropped
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Bowker's Outfield Defense Lost The Giants The Game Last Night With His Bad Routes To the Ball
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
this
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL HE SHOULD HAVE CAUGHT THOSE ONES IN THE STANDS
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
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GRM chasm
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Dunno if this has been discussed yet
But I actually don’t mind Ray Fosse. He’s not awful.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Good for you. I cannot stand him
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I enjoy the guy who does the A’s radio, I just can’t remember his name.
Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.
Eh, I don’t mind him either. He’s no Hawk Harrelson, so there’s that.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 21, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh Huff, no.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That was a ball
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Two balls. For once, Huff couldn’t handle them.
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Awesome.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Same fucking pitch.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
With the way they have been playing lately it's hard to believe they ever got this far above .500
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SSS
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 21, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
old news now!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 21, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi everyone
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
and the mariners continued to score.. Maybe we’re worse than the mariners?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
CAIN 4 ICHIRO
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 21, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d love to have Ichiro on the Giants.
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i know :(
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 21, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Scenic shot of the game is this glass of Vodka. Giants fans: Bottoms up!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Communist.
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Giants baseball: Doing what timmy does in the offseason to stay sane.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
or shall I say, every day.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
But not anymore (wink, wink)
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 21, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
gosh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Damn Barton.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I also like Barton.
Good player. Could use a lot more power.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
No idea
I think part of his success was because he didn’t have a big payroll to rely on.
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Imagine the reverse though
…Sabean with Bean’s payroll
He’d have to keep the Fred Lweis’s and pass up on the Rowand’s.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 21, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
more than Sabean
that much i know for certain.
"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader."
by cybermaldonado on May 21, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
He could of signed Coco Crisp YEARS ago!
by Uncle Russel on May 21, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLLGAME
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yikes, this is pretty painful
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Giants!!!
Come on…
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 21, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
psst (he's DH tonight)
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I'd tried not to draw attention. That's why I whispered.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Double Play. yay...
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Rohlinger had a quick exchange for a third baseman.
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This game shows that baseball is more than just having talent.
The Giants hitters are better than the A’s hitters, but the A’s hitters get timely hits. We have all these hitters who only get hits with no one on base. They have a bunch with the same batting averages who drive in those runs.
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by RaymondStone.com on May 21, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t really think the Giants hitters are better than the A’s ones.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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On paper they are.
When it really matters, they aren’t.
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by RaymondStone.com on May 21, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
It never matters on paper.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yeah.
If it mattered on paper then the Giants probably would have a ring from one of these seasons: 1987, 1993, 1997, 2000, 2002, 2003.
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by RaymondStone.com on May 21, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Well . . .
. . . coming into tonight, the Giants had 177 runs in 40 games; the A’s, with a DH, had 163 runs in 42 games. Confound those stupid, silly facts . . . .
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
The Giants have more dingerz too, and that’s saying something.
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The A's get more from less, which is frustrating.
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by RaymondStone.com on May 21, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants: 22-18
A’s: 20-22
We report, you decide.
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Today:
Houston 2, Tampa Bay 1
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by RaymondStone.com on May 21, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
WP: Brett "Scumbag" Myers
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
They’ve played 4 against the Orioles, 3 against the Indians, and 9 against the Mariners.
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So, roughly 16 times.
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All of those teams are better than the Astros. Also, remember, the first series they played the Giants without Berkman.
All of those teams have one more or one less win than the Astros. Check your facts, nerb.
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Please excuse the incomplete last sentence.
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by RaymondStone.com on May 21, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants also leave a lot of runs on the table by not utilizing fundamentals. That seems to be Bochy’s trademark with the Giants.
"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader."
by cybermaldonado on May 21, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
There is no such thing
as “hitters who only get hits with no one on base”. They are a myth. By and large, hitters hit according to ratios. Sometimes, the odds will conspire to make it seem like your hitters “aren’t clutch”. This is a fallacy.
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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
by GiantPain on May 21, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
And it’s just coincidence that most of the Giants double plays occur when they have a runner on first.
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by cybermaldonado on May 21, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Those bases-empty double plays will sneak up on you.
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I know.
If I was being literal then none of the Giants hitters would have any RBIs.
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by RaymondStone.com on May 21, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants need one of those 5 run innings they teased us with last night.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Zito's Mistakes Are Costing the Giants This Baseball Game
Our hitters are 0-7 with RISP, but they’re hitting the balls they’re supposed to hit.
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His Head Is Not In The Game
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The Giants Are Hitting The Ball Harder. Weak Bloop Hits Will Not Win You The Game
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I love when Jon hams it up for ads.
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Crushed.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I wonder if that story about Zito masturbating before each start is still true…
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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True or not, I did not need to know about it.
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Because he always starts hot until he remembers that he’s old and fat and his body wears out.
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LOL michael urban video came pod cast tell you that?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Boy.
It’s depressing how much of an impact Uribe has on the lineup.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
this. :(
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
he is now only 6 rbi short of his total for last season.
"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader."
by cybermaldonado on May 21, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
BOWKER SPEED
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Bowker Vroom!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BOWKERMANIA
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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Torres, save us. Please.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wow, it’s the 7th. Quick game is quick.
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Zito's mistakes?
Solidarity, the Giants’ problems can’t be assigned to Zito nor can Zito’s self be designed by . . . .I forgot what I meant to say.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
x2
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It will be interesting to see how much longer retarded bork keeps rowand lead off. The worst part is it will probably stay that way till the all star break, then after that he’ll have rowand hit clean upa nd call velez back up and have him lead off and start in left. I’m joking around, but at the same time I think this is extremely likely to happen.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
He will be there until he is injured or the season ends. Whichever comes first.
It he is injured, he is dropped to 7th.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bork has no capability of learning, therefore, Rowand will lead off forever.
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by Sabean's_Folly on May 21, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Until he gets injured and then velez gets called up and starts in CF for the rest of the year and leads off and sets a mlb record with 200 errors in 2 months of playing time.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Man I like Kurt Suzuki
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Me too.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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I wish we had a young, hitting catcher who’s also good defensively.
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/cries
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He is really fucking good.
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Slowlina soon to drop below .300
.257 just a few short weeks away
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
I meant to say that the game is quick. Yeah. And that Suzuki is cute in that Asian/American way.
Yeah.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
OK
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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TORRES YOU RULE!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
RUN!
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by RaymondStone.com on May 21, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT IS THIS?
RUNS?!!!!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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St. Andres!
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SON!
You continue to bail out this team. They don’t deserve it.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
This.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Finally.
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by RaymondStone.com on May 21, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
Andres can hit
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Hey
I just wanted to say that I’m reading Alan Schwarz’s book about the history of Baseball statistics and I had kind of a “Whoa” moment when i got to the chapter about you!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BORK BORK LETS BAT TORRES 8TH BORK BORK
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Sadly, the bottom half of our lineup hits better than the top half.
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Finally!
Cahill is gone.
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by RaymondStone.com on May 21, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
Once more
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Did Cahill looked pissed at the coach that he was yanked?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
He looked doughy
but that’s been the case since the start.
Fuck, Ziegler coming in?
Fuck.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wow, short leash.
As a Giants fan I didn’t even know that a pitcher can leave the game with less than 115 pitches.
only 516
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Brad Ziegler...
OR CHAD BRADFORD?
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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Brad Chadford
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Greg Lukerson?
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He is Chad Bradford with talent.
(I know that is not entirely fair because Bradford was decent once)
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
downside
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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Well that did not last long.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh Whiteside
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Whiteside isn’t a very good hitter, is he?
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He had a hit once.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Good, but not very good.
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by RaymondStone.com on May 21, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
I probably qualify to be president of the Eli Whiteside fan club, but he is really not even good. Really not even fair. His value is his defense: there was a controversial post thread on the subject. It was OK to bat him 8th, but Torres should have been way higher than 7th.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
Dude hits Grand Slams
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
And catches no hitters.
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by RaymondStone.com on May 21, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude breaks up Perfect Games
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He has done a fantastic job so far this year. Especially compared to most of the rest of the team.
"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader."
by cybermaldonado on May 21, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember when he hit a dinger off Roy Halladay
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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Eli and Bengie are starting to come back to earth just in time for the super 2 deadline to pass
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
and brian sabean to think of a few more insanely retarded things to say, even though he does that everytime he opens his mouth.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
he thinks?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 21, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
sometime in June. Maybe later than usual because of the stupidity last year
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m pretty excited about Strasburg coming up. He’s putting up near-Lincecumanian numbers in the minors.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Only if he’s in the top 15% of service time, which I don’t think he will be.
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Boy, I never could’ve foreseen that Bengie’s .350 April BABIP was unsustainable!
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
/crushes double
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/throws to “fifth base”
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 21, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG
Is he looking at me? Shhh! Don’t look at him! I mean, look at him, but don’t look at him.
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Is there a place to find team batting average with RISP? I can’t find it on Baseball Reference or anywhere else.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
Yahoo? Giants hitting.242.
"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader."
by cybermaldonado on May 21, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
They're batting .242/.331/.355 with RISP
And it is on B-R. You just gotta look hard.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/split.cgi?t=b&team=SFG&year=2010
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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Damn it, I spent like 5 minutes looking for the batting splits. I finally gave up, hah.
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Is it just me, or do the A’s always, always beat us?
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
We kicked the shit outta them pretty consistently last year.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
If I am not mistaken, the Giants were 5-1 against the A’s last season.
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by RaymondStone.com on May 21, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Not last year.
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LOL 13-4 in the Bottom of the 5th in Seattle.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
seriously what the fuck, seeing the mariners HORRIBLE offense beat them up and the giants struggle to get a runner in scoring position against them just hurts my brain.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Late here and I can't take more of this thrilling game
Goodnight
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
everybody knows its all about the 707
SAY IT BACKWARDS!
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 21, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Hell yeah.
"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader."
by cybermaldonado on May 21, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Why would you be proud of coming from Stockton?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
People don’t say stuff in the 209!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The whole thing of referring to one’s hometown as “the (area code)” annoys me. I’m not entirely sure why.
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
LOL the 209 area code is huge and runs down to Merced.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You are not gangsta enough.
"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader."
by cybermaldonado on May 21, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
It only annoys me when someone says they’re from “the 714.”
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 21, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I cannot find the link to the story
But on MLB.com there was a story about an A’s game last year that was postponed due to lightning. I guess Braden was in the dugout, totally freaked out because the Thunder sounds were reminding him of growing up in Stockton and he thought it was gun fire.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
awesome.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
“Never bothered throwing a perfect game on Mother’s Day when his mom was alive”
So wrong, but IRL LOL
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 21, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Ouch. Below the belt.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yeah, not a fan of this.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Agreed.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 21, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, Budweiser, Merlot or Vodka?
"It's not a crime to be a Giants fan, it's just the right thing to do"
Russian Roulette
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Leadoff walk.
Just what we need.
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by RaymondStone.com on May 21, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
From Fresno
And not ashamed.
Will you meet me on the field of honor?
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
LOL Fresno
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL no.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 21, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Sanchez has looked pretty good out there.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Somehow M's shitty offense has managed
14 runs in 5 innings against the great Padres
I know, and our offense against the padres in 8 games has scored about 10 runs against the padres if you ignore the game we actually beat them, makes you feel really good about brian sabeans “plan”.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I have no idea how the Padres have managed to be good so far.
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Randomly.
I hate the designated hitter.
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by RaymondStone.com on May 21, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
Especially since Bochy used ours to get… Whiteside into the lineup.
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah, that is very smart, use both of the catchers at the same time.
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by RaymondStone.com on May 21, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m trying to come up with some sort of snarky reasoning, but I can’t.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Well
Assuming that Nate was going to be out, who’s the other option?
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Huff, with Ishikawa at first.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
This
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Really?
I’m 100% sure that someone on McC would have said “Especially since Bochy used ours to get… Travis Ishikawa into the lineup”
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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Yeah, this one seems to be a toss up to me.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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This series is the only reason to have Ishikawa on the team.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Better than having Whiteside and Bengie in the lineup.
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when Santiago Casilla was called up
I thought, for a second, that they’d called up Jose Casilla.
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I know
I was confused because the other Casilla, while an interesting prospect, has all of 21 innings in the Sally League (Low-A) under his belt.
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He wasn’t asking a question…
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How do the A's make a living off of these crappy hits?
AHHHHH!
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by RaymondStone.com on May 21, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
Huh?
What is that? I only know Giants baseball.
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by RaymondStone.com on May 21, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
One indisputable fact
Bowker has a noodle compared to Nate.
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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
True
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Throws fly balls to home plate.
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by RaymondStone.com on May 21, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Sigh
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Blargh
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i don't think we're going to make the post season...
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Of course not:
We lost a ball game. No team that doesn’t win 162 ever goes to post-season. QED.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
We’re quickly lunging at .500, though.
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To clarify: Astros sweep notwithstanding, we’ve won 2 of our last 10 games. Including the Astros, we’re 5-8 in our last 13.
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We’re sub-.500 for the season while not playing the Astros, too.
That’s an arbitrary split, I suppose, but it’s still depressing.
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Because we’re 4-12 against the West.
But I won’t take the Astros as a bullshit excuse to say that we’re worse than the A’s. 16 games against teams averaging slightly over 14 wins.
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The A’s have had a joke of a schedule, but we’re definately not worse than the A’s but that could change as the season goes on.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Well, we’re down to 142 wins max if we lose here, though. :(
The team ain’t looking so good lately, though.
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and if it was not already
BALLGAME
LOL FORMER GIANTS PLAYERS DOING GOOD
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 21, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
In Fresno, we honor walks. Most men strike out. Fresno men walk and score.
You can fuck yourselves. Fresno men havesmoulderin relationships with many women.
Stay thirsty.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
Buy this man a Dos X.
"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader."
by cybermaldonado on May 21, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
wut
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 21, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Think James Joyce?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I hate this game.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Well This game is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Giants scored 5 in one inning yesterday
It is theoretically possible.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I remember this Zito. :(
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So do the A’s.
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Tomorrow is not going to be a good day.
I am going to have to face my A’s fan friends who brag after every Oakland victory.
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by RaymondStone.com on May 21, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
to date, i have yet to see a poizner commercial on tv
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 21, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently he’s closed the gap between them enormously
I imagine this is due to how fucking annoying Whitman’s ads are
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
In fact . . .
. . . that’s just about what most national political observers think.
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
this discussion reminds me
While driving through Mobile on our way to New Orleans recently, my wife and I saw lots of signs by the freeway for the Republican candidate for Alabama Treasurer in an upcoming election. His name? Young Boozer.
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
He had those commercials showing a car falling off a cliff.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 21, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi I’m bruce bochy and I leave my starters in way to long in games that are beyond over, can someone get me some pine tar to put in my mouth? bork bork errrmmm
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Slightly OT: WHY THE HELL AM I SUBJECTING MYSELF TO WATCH VELEZ IN CENTERFIELD D:
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 21, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
AmyGGiants Get the idea that #Athletics Rajai Davis is trying to let SF know what he could have done had he stayed a Giant? #sfgiants
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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Sadly this will probably not be the last time this season an outfielder we gave away for coupons to a car wash will come back to haunt us
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This guy only pitched 4 innings in Fresno? And they called him up?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The blame for this goes back to letting Sinkholemeyer pitch in LA
Tim could have pitched with the roof closed in AZ Wednesday, Zeets would have pitched yesterday, etc…
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
I’m pretty sure the roof was open on wensday, but at least that dwarf douche bag minature crotch grabbing strike stealing umpire wouldn’t have been calling balls and strikes.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Rained Wednesday afternoon in AZ so it was closed most of the day
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Some men live in San Jose
Real men live in Fresno, where men are disabled, and they know it.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
I am not following this series.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
On a scale of 1-10, how drunk are you?
by Into the Void on May 21, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
wut
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 21, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
6-1. This could so be last year…
"It's not a crime to be a Giants fan, it's just the right thing to do"
this has been last year since brian wilson blew a 4-1 tim lincecum lead with 2 outs needed in the 9th, and then the giants failed miserably in extras and made many giants fans consider suicide.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Do you ever have positive thoughts?
When you’re not smoking weed, I mean.
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yeah everytime I think of the fact that brian sabean will be dead in 40 years and will finally no longer be the GM.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Game, set, and match.
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You think Brian Sabean is going to live to 93?
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I missed most of the game
And I see we’re down 6-1 – what happened?!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Torture.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 21, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
bad things
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Just real shitty baseball. A couple of bloop hits. Walks. The Giants way.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ray Fosse.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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The thing is...
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
We'll have a fresh delivery of clever post titles in by tomorrow.
Zito was . . . imperfect. And then left in too long (sorry, wasting electrons there: that actually goes without saying).
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RALLY?
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 21, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
Holy Moly Gaucamole..Casilla is nasty!
Why did A’s give him away? imagine him setting up B Weezy throwin gas
Probably because he’s a 30 year old journeyman with a 5.11 MLB ERA?
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huh
b-r says he was born 3 months and 2 days after me. I’m definitely not 27!
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2010-1980=30
He turns 30 in June.
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Baseball Cube really does say he was born in 1983, though. B-R says 1980.
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LOL Latin Players
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Rafael FurcLOL
Remember when he came up with the Braves and everyone was like, “He’s only seventeen!”
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Oh god, Rowand v Ziegler. This has ugly written all over it.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Next game:
Torres, CF
Sanchez, 2B
Sandoval, 3B
Huff, 1B
Uribe, SS
Schierholtz, RF
Molina, C
Bowker, LF
Ishikawa, DH
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by RaymondStone.com on May 21, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
Actually, it doesn’t really matter which order you put them in.
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by RaymondStone.com on May 21, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Whiteside will be in tomorrow, Sanchez pitching.
Molina will be your DH again.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wow, I did not really even read all of it.
LOL ROWAND.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lol permanent lead off hitter until he’s well below the mendoza line and they put him on the DL out of pity.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Really though.
The Giants have had one, maybe two real leadoff hitters since Brett Butler.
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by RaymondStone.com on May 21, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I think 95% of giants fans would LOVE to see torres lead off, funny how bork is oblivious to common sense.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Exactly
He needs to know that just because he is the starting CF does not mean he needs to lead off. Also, you do not always HAVE to have a middle infielder hit 2nd (i.e. Renteria last season).
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by RaymondStone.com on May 21, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
How funny as giants fans we know all the things bochy doesn’t, I guess they haven’t added the common sense chapter to managing for dummies yet.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Cain will be pitching tomorrow.
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rowand WILL be out there everyday
weather you like it or not
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 21, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I know, I know.
:(
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by RaymondStone.com on May 21, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
loooooooool
Schadenfreude.
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LOL
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 21, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
the thing is, it happened
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 21, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
You proceeded to eat it cos you was in the mood
But holmes you did not read it was a can of dog food!….
(next lyric please)
"It's not a crime to be a Giants fan, it's just the right thing to do"
Man, Rowand’s hot stretch really didn’t last. His OBP is almost down to .300.
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Leadoff hitters:
2010: Rowand
2009: Forgot
2008: Lewis?
2007: Roberts
2006: Forgot
2005: Forgot
2004: Forgot
2003: Forgot
2002: Bell and Lofton
2001: Murray
2000: Benard
1999: Benard
1998: Hamilton and Benard
1997: Hamilton
1996: Benard
1995: Deion
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by RaymondStone.com on May 21, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
2009: Lewis/Velez
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Rowand, Lewis, Velez, and others all took turns in 2009.
Shinjo hit some leadoff in 2002. I don’t remember Bell hitting leadoff, but that doesn’t mean he didn’t.
Oh, and Darren Lewis was the leadoff hitter for the first half of 1995. We didn’t get Deion until July.
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Yeah, David Bell actually hit leadoff for part of 2002. I think Reggie Sanders also did for a game or two.
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by RaymondStone.com on May 21, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
and 2001
Man, I forgot Murray played so much that year! Benard hit leadoff a good amount that year, too.
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It was really only five or six games of hot hitting.
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That’s good enough for the Giants to make up their mind!
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Like a certain other former centerfielder…
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Let's see . . .
. . . down 6 -1, count is 3 -1. Hmmm. Tough one. . . .
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 21, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
Happy?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
thank you
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 21, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 21, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
At least Pablo is warming up
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Would he throw left or right handed?
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Does he have a good offspeed pitch to compliment the fastball?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nice hit, Pablo!
I’m glad that he’s heating up. And that much of his cold streak happened while I was out of town anyway.
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Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Bengie’s too lazy.
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Huff!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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TWO HITS IN ONE INNING!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
VAPORS!
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 21, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Huffed!
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thats how a cleanup hitter hits!
dinky singles!
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 21, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
oh......
bengie is up…..
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Alright now for the REAL cleanup hitter to come up to the plate!!
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Wow, looked like a swing.
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Bengie sucks
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BRAKING NOOZ
STOP DA PRESSUZ
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LOL
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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Nope.
Don’t care.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
John miller: And now ziegler will face the fearsome slugger Bengie molina.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Bengie’s slugging under .400
This is mostly due to his lack of speed, I feel like he’s turned at least five or six doubles into singles already this year
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i think it’s mostly due to the fact that he sucks.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 21, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Bullshit! He hit 20 home runs once! He’s a great player!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
YOU MCCOVEY CHRONICLES HATERS ARE SO EAGER TO HATE ON BENGIE HATINGLY JUST BECAUSE HE ISN’T GOOD, YOU JERKS
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GROUGTHINK ALERT
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Just so.
You can often tell an LST (Large, Slow Tank) by the TB/H ratio. Most non-power hitters cluster up between 1.30 and 1.35; hitters with some power start at around 1.50 and, nowadays, can go over 2.0. When you see a ratio in the 1.4-something range, it’s almost certainly an LST who is, as you say, turning doubles into singles. BM for May (excluding tonight): 1.42.
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What’s his season total, though? Some of those long singles were in April.
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does molina have a no trade clause?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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i’d trade him to the mets for a bucket of balls then ask how he feels.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 21, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Nooooo they be tradin me for a bukkit!
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I really think that if they try before he does any more shit hitting, they could make a case for a trade with NYY
in their bandbox he would probably get a few dingerz, which they would like with Posada on the DL. Dunno what we could get back, but who the fuck cares?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I have heard no such thing.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
And he’s definitely not a ten-and-five.
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If we keep giving him extensions, he’ll end up with 10/5 status before long!
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Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
checking, though
Cots says he had “no-trade protection” on his last contract, but doesn’t specify what that means. Nothing listed for the current deal.
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Bumgarner bobblehead!
Needs more “fffffffffff”
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
uh why take Casilla out after one batter?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Already had to take him out of the package
Don’t want him to get too scuffed up.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Trade bait.
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by RaymondStone.com on May 21, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I would trade him for bait.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
night crawlers
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
OO HA HA!
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Where's Dexter when you really need him?
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
LOL Blue Jays
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Eric Byrnes just angrily rode a bike past you
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Eric Byrnes angrily withdraws his bat from your suicide squeeze!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 21, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
lol. Miller explaining the Jays hit 6 HRs and only scored 6 runs and Fossy saying “Must have been six solo shots!”
Dude is a genius.
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LOL
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 21, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Miller able to pass it off due to his years with Morgan.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He’s got two of them now on sunday night baseball, You add fosse to that crew and miller might turn into dan schulman and lose his remaining hair immediately.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Two? I like Hersheiser.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 21, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL RANGE
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 21, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
can we trade for suzuki?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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I like him, but we have a catcher who is better then him.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
bengie of course
BORK BORK BORK
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 21, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Sigh, the A's halves of innings just seem to drag on.
I know the reason for it. But it still sucks.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Funny how the Giants have yet to pick up on the reason for it.
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…is that a Yankees suck chant?
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They’re just saying.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
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LOL Yankees suck chant.
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IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
UNITY CHANT
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are they chanting "YANKEES SUCK?"
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 21, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
It’s important to mention every now and then. General principles, you know?
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 21, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
One wonders . . .
. . . how many more bad pitchers can be added to the major-league roster of a supposedly pitching-rich organization. So far, it’s three, which is 25%.
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Bautista, Casilla, Wellemeyer?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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/fastball down the middle, /fastball down the middle, /89 mph fastball down the middle of the aisle in section 108
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wellemeyer is like
/ball way up
/ball inside
/close ball 3 off the corner
/straight fastball down the middle
/hr
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
i dropped
/epic stinkeye on ump between ball 3 and fastball down the middle
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Been working with Hensley on the stinkeye.
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That would never happen.
Wellemeyer can’t throw pitches down the middle.
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The first one corresponds to Bautista, the second to Casilla, then the third is for Wellemeyer
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Er, right. Middle of the aisle. I knew what you meant by splitting them up.
I just wanted to rip on Wellemeyer.
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I'm not sure how to feel about the Yankees
If only there were some sort of chant that could convince me.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
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Amusing how the A’s fans are so aware of the Yankees, but Yankees fans probably tend to forget that the A’s even exist when they are not actually playing the A’s.
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by RaymondStone.com on May 21, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
OT: my eyes AND ears are bleeding
watching Giants lose, watching padres-mariners, and there is a prom going on atop the Western Metal Building at PETCO and they are singing karaoke. bad karaoke. i may go up there just to jump.
Read that as
and there is a porn going on atop the Western Metal Building at PETCO
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Is that 4 bloop hits now? Really?
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Oh man, Suzuki got to third on that.
FUCK THIS SHIT.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
they are blooping us to fucking death
FUCK RAY FOSSE
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Oh another bloop.
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You can hear the smugness dripping off of Fosse’s voice
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Where’s Pete Rose when you need him?
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STAY DOWN!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 21, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel quite silly. I never even freakin realized this was THAT Ray Fosse.
by Uncle Russel on May 21, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
?
When does anyone ever need Pete Rose?
(An answer to the question Roger Angell once posed during a boring Giants-Cubs spring-training game: how many ballplayers have names that are complete sentences?)
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I used to work with a Carrie Held.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 21, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that’s just gristle.
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Diving and running into walls are the only reasons he is on the team.
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by RaymondStone.com on May 21, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s almost 1 AM. Why am I still watching this!?
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Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I'm actually pretty tired
But I’m forcing myself to stay up for one reason: I don’t have to wake up at any particular time tomorrow, and I love sleeping in so much that I’m willing to stay up late just to do it.
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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I have to get up with the kids, and my daughter’s been waking up at like 6-6:30 lately!
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
you should probs go to bed then
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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
why do they always have fosse in the booth?
this is stupid
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 21, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
To try and seem bipartisan.
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Much like your typing skills.
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Double typo. In one word, even!
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You are the insult master!
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if you want to call it that
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 21, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you trying to make me cry?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Still hitting over .300! And frankly, he’s probably a better option than Rohlinger if Uribe is hurt.
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Right now . . .
. . . Renteria’s overall offensive productivity this year is almost exactly equal to (if in a different from from) Uribe’s. (Career, it’s much higher, but we can give Uribe the benefit of the doubt.)
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What was Renteria’s injury again, anyway? Shoulder?
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Groin
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Groin
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
GROIN
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 21, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
MONEY DOWN THE STRETCH NERDS
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A's lead MLB in (Bloops put in Play) x (stadium suckage)
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
unformatted but funny
Pitchers IP H R ER BB SO HR PC-ST ERA
W LeBlanc 3.0 6 8 8 2 2 2 70-43 3.32
C Ramos 1.0 7 7 7 1 0 1 52-30 21.21
easy to read!
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 21, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
half right
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
LOL 21.21
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
reply fail :(
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Just got back from the market and the A’s were leading by three now they’re leading by 5? What the fuck happened?
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Ray Fosse
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you went to the market
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
allegedly
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
God I cannot wait till my vacation next week. Then I will be away from the Giants for a week as well.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I think I may make plans to take a vacation to distance myself from them.
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“It hurts so good” – Mike Krukow.
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by RaymondStone.com on May 21, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
when you say "God", are you addressing Grant?
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
the tigers pulled a sharks and made a terrible pitcher look incredible, here comes the dodger media bandwagon.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I love a parade
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
the folks involved in that trade have had some interesting fates
Chris Brown: deceased
Dave Dravecky: lost an arm
Mark Davis: won a Cy Young somehow
Kevin Mitchell: beheaded a cat, injured himself with a microwaved donut, one of California’s top ten tax delinquents
Mark Grant: is Mark Grant
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
THEY BROUGHT IN A LEFTY TO FACE A RIGHTY? WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT!?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Every Giants hitter gets into a 1-2 count.
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by RaymondStone.com on May 21, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
I would be ok with a Bowker meaningless HR right now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So would I.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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/0-2 count
FUCK
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Almost had it.
He got robbed.
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by RaymondStone.com on May 21, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
FOUL GROUND POP UPS ARE MY FAVORITE!
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 21, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
you must LOVE Huff
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
so if i understand this correctly
if we bring up buster in the first week in june, we avoid super 2?
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 21, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
Probably longer, because of his stupid service time burn last year.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
If only it was going to happen
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
We’d probably have to make super 2 equivalent payments to bengie to keep him from crying his eyes out and gaining 200 pounds.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Tim Lincecum in a hoodie reminds me
I saw a gas station convenience store this evening that had various rules listed on the door, including:
- NO HOODIES
- NO SUNGLASSES
I’m not sure I understand this.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
UNABOMBERS
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Both would prevent security cameras from picking up your visage.
by Into the Void on May 21, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Cameras/stickups.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Sigh
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL FOUL OUT TO END GAME
Almost scripted
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Posey went 0-1 with 2 walks and an RBI tonight
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
this is more interesting to me then the game i just watched
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 21, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Fosse: “Why, he must have walked in a run!”
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LOL Velez just hit a triple.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 21, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
The pitchers in AAA suck, though. Don’t put too much stock in it
I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers
But Velez is Figuring It Out. Posey was always good, so if he’s good now, he’s not improving, so it doesn’t matter.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
He has more hits than Posey tonight.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 21, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, this proves Oakland is a better city than San Francisco
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Yeah.
Merritt College
Oakland International Airport
San Pablo Ave
They have it all.
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by RaymondStone.com on May 21, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't forget Rock Ridge!
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Now this just confuses me.
Also, Rockridge is one word.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Blazing Saddles.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Losing streak!
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Well, If the Giants can keep it around .500 through the middle of June
Bring up Posey and either Hacker or Madbum to give them a shot for the stretch run. Could be good.
/Bochy sits them both. MadBum used out of the pen.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He’s at Richmond, facing quality pitching, right?
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 21, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
That was quick.
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TWSS
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 21, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
The mariners padres game makes this that much worse, even the worst offense in the league gets it done in a place the giants can barely get the ball out of the infield.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Just to be different
CALL UP TOMMY JOSEPH
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
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