Post-game thread: Lincecum fizzles, bullpen implodes
by Grant Brisbee on May 20, 2010 10:15 PM PDT
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So this is how the other half lives. Wonky starting pitching and competent offensive stylings, all followed by wretched bullpen work. See, most teams don’t hold their opponents to two or three runs a game, alternating games in which they score one more or one less run. There are slobs out there who actually follow teams like this every day.
Actually, this game was kind of refreshing, in a way. Tim Lincecum is still pure magic, but every now and again, the sweet song of the forest nymphs eludes him. This was one of those times. John Bowker drove the ball well all game, and Lincecum didn’t get a loss hung on him after a rare bum start. I guess the only problem was that HORRIBLE, AWFUL BULLPEN IMPLOSION WITH WALKS, DOUBLES, WILD PITCHES, AND DOUBLES WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE HELL? Other than that, though, it wasn’t that bad of a game.
And for all of the horrific, indefensible umpiring the Giants have received this year, that pitch to Juan Uribe was really the last straw? Really? That slider was on the fringe of the strike zone, but it wasn’t a totally egregious call. Mat Latos gets pitches that wing the hitter in the on-deck circle, and that was the pitch that caused anarchy in the U.K.? Here’s a protip, Juan, mindful that you’ve been one of the better Giants over the past year: the bigger problem in that at-bat was that you swung at two pitches that almost bounced in the grass.
Also of note: Hey, umpires, don’t follow arguing players into the dugout after the game is over, you weenies. This is especially directed to that bite-sized little feller behind the plate. You’re supposed to be one of the stewards of the game. One of the wee little stewards. Act like it.
What a frustrating, miserable end to a game in which the Giants actually scored runs. The Giants came back from three runs back. Three runs! That’s a week’s worth. And it was all wasted.
Also, also of note: if the Giants' bullpen could stop blowing Lincecum wins, too, that’d be just swell.
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That’s a much more entertaining way of saying FIRST.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked how the offense rallied to get Tim off the hook.
I don’t like how our bullpen is … what do the nerbs call it? Regress towards the mean and cruel.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on May 20, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
That was maybe the most beautiful thing they've done collectively as a team this year.
And I said to my friend “We’ll win. We’ve got the better bullpen.”
But when the Blanks tied it up I turned the radio off.
I’m sure this gives Blankfans renewed hope – “Hey, we knocked Lincecum out!”
But we know better. This is a continuation of something doubleplus ungood.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 21, 2010 4:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Fuck this game. Hard.
And fuck this team. Hard. Sometimes.
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Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
to bad this guy didn’t call last nights game, of course this douche has to ruin a timmy start.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
/Wellemeyer walks fifteen straight
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
he might have broken 20 if that guy was calling balls and strikes last night
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 20, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Borrowed from previous thread.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
maybe I wasn't paying attention
but honestly to me that first pitch to Uribe in the 9th looked right down the middle to me
by 49erEmpire on May 20, 2010 10:19 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I thought so too, but GameDay had it on the edge of the zone, barely a strike.
by Grant Brisbee on May 20, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
It wasn’t that the pitch was a terrible call by normal standards. But Wegner hadn’t been calling low strikes all game, and few first pitch strikes at all that we’re “get ’em over” strikes. That pitch wasn’t a strike all game.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
The worst thing he did was follow Uribe back to the Giants dugout. That is a no-no for umpires and, quite frankly, bullshit.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Umps have been doing shit like that for the past few years. Toss a guy if you must, but an umpire should never, ever escalate an argument, IMO.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on May 20, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
If you’re a good umpire, you’ll fold your arms across your chest, give a patronizing bob of your head, and wait for them to shut up.
If you ask me, Bourn got hosed a little bit on that bumping the ump incident, since the ump puffed his chest out into Bourn a bit. He shouldn’t have been in the ump’s face in the first place, but the ump didn’t help.
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I was watching, and I thought it was a pretty good pitch. I was surprised that Uribe didn’t swing at it – he probably could have driven that one.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on May 20, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
this
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
I think it was residual anger from the Pablo first strike
and the umpire jawing at him for shaking his head.
his k zone kept changing
but he was being an equal opportunity fuck up
its just that giants pitchers are such head cases…they couldnt take it
HEY ROMO…YOU WANT TO WORK ON A NEW PITCH…DONT FUCKIN DO IT IN A 2 RUN GAME
AIR-RAID FRESHMAN :(
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I didn’t like that game.
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I won’t be at the McCoven barbeque, but I suggest you burn Wegner in effigy. Or at least make a piñata.
Fuck that prick.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
#1 GIS result for 'McCoven Barbecue
#2:
Appropriate!
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Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
by jcb9 on May 20, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
+1
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on May 20, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
zeets doesn’t look very happy
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 20, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL GRANT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 20, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I out-grouged groug with my demon stare.
by Grant Brisbee on May 20, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture of groug that wasn’t creepy.
Same goes for howie, of course.
We really are all living in Unabomber-style shacks, aren’t we?
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Just for that, I’m hitting you with one of my creepy pictures.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 20, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Quick, fill the quota before positiveeuphemism shows up!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I was just looking through the pictures of me that I have on my hard drive, and there’s some really good material in there. I’m not going to go through all the hassle of uploading right now, though. Much of it will debut over time, I’m sure.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 20, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
AWWW YEEEAH
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 20, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
What’s that image on the calendar?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on May 20, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Nuns on a roller coaster.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 20, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
naturally
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on May 20, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
You should have seen September!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 20, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that a “Nuns at Play” calendar?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
“Nuns Having Fun”
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 20, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Ehehe.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Nuns with the runs
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 21, 2010 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions
/now has a sad he won’t be at the 2010 night at the yard. :(
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Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
how appropriate that goofus’s head is located next to may’s crotch
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on May 20, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
also
Who is that hidden dude between Zito and WalrusMan? Which is a strange and dangeous place to be. I have no idea – I can’t think of who else was there.
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
omg ghost
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on May 20, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe that’s Yu Darvish.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Definitely Donovan McNabb.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?
by EliminateMe on May 21, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
'twas me
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I still want your jacket, Natto.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on May 20, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
IT’S ALL MIIIIINNNNNNNE
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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looks again
… okay, which one of us is Zac Efron and why are you wearing red tights?
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on May 20, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
delorean
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delolrean
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
#1 bears...
the Mark of ZITO!
where does one go to figure out who’s whom?
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Grant slays me in that picture.
He reminds me of Picard in the last episode of TNG:
I don’t know why.
"I feel ten feet tall right now...and strong as an ox!"
z
yeah that Pablo/Timmy/JSanch slash photo is a jinx.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Sadly, it was. :(
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 20, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
of course if we were the yankee’s the umpire would have gotten on his knee’s and apologized to joe giradi and begged for his forgiveness.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
/Girardi files a grievance for umpire not kissing his ring
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
/afraud tears up immediately after umpire does not apologize to him
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 20, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
AmyGGiants I have never even heard Bam Bam Muelens raise his voice – he was furious!
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
SF_Giants Boch gets tossed for saying “F*** Me!” after that ball was called a strike!
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
So he was propositioning the umpire?
Maybe Wegner wanted to join him in the shower?
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
wouldn’t you join Bochy in the shower?
by Into the Void on May 20, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
No-
My lack of veteran grit would make me self conscious
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Like it rough back there do ya? No thanks.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on May 20, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Depends on my BAC
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
that's the way your mother likes it, Trebek
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
That explains why he was headed to the dugout. “To hell with your black ass, I’m going to get laid.”
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Gotta hand it to Botchy
getting tossed with 2 out in the ninth must REALLY have shaken up the umps and the team!
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 21, 2010 6:11 AM PDT up reply actions
He made the ump look so small
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
that’s one of the things i liked about the end of the game, it wasn’t just Bochy that rose their voices at the Umpire, it was him and Uribe, and they showed some fire, i liked it, although it was a little bad about how Uribe swung at two sliders that just dropped. However, i did like the giants offense for once, and am i the only one that feels Pablo should be hitting cleanup possibly?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Huff hasn't been that bad at cleanup, actually
I’m OK with pablo hitting 3rd for right now..eventually Posey should be 3rd and pablo 4th but we all know that will never happen
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on May 21, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions
timmy fizzles, pen implodes....and bochy's head.....
IS STILL FRIGGIN HUGE
did you guys see him tower over those umps? and most of his height is from that huge melon
my god - it's aaron rowand!!!
look at that stance!!!
Giants: Shitbags
These pretzels are making me thirsty
by NuschlerFace on May 20, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants: Chum for the NL west
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 20, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants: Suckfaces
Giants: Losers
Giants: Paper Tigers
Giants: Washups
Giants: Judies
by Every6thDay on May 20, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
boch was probably so angry after wards while giving a speech to the team he softly smacked his hand on a locker.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 21, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Kinda glad I missed the game
I got to watch this fine documentary instead:
http://www.foxsportssouth.com/pages/video?PID=qnRyxBQg9yjDLNlGfYftv7yvBxmwjqNw
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Yes.
"We're the kind of team people can identify with," Flannery said. "Our best pitcher weighs 150 pounds. Our shortstop is old. Our best hitter is ... big and our catcher is old and big."
Welcome back Freddy
Sanchez really had a nice game
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Truf
Downs did as well as we could have hoped for, but Freddy is a much better bet to produce over the course of the season. I’m glad he’s back, and his glove too.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Freddy
agreed. The dude is a baseball player. His two hits were nice. His sac bunt was well executed and K&K suspected he did it on his own. His sac fly was also a good piece of hitting. He’s easily the Giant I would most want at the plate in a “situational hitting” AB.
He also had a couple plays on defense that required him to improvise and looked great doing so.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Dude is a baseball player?
Good to know we didn’t sign Freddy Sanchez the painter by mistake.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?
by EliminateMe on May 21, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
You gotta watch out for those house painters.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 21, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I like watching him in the field.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 21, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes, this.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on May 20, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree with Goofus.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 20, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah-he's a productive player when healthy
He looked very good on defense and had some nice hits
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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I'm a Pastamaniac
Can I join your club?
by AndOnTheDrums... on May 21, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions
goofus was right!
Like Krukow, it was nice to see him all fired up in the dugout, and even nicer to play like someone who hadn’t missed an entire spring training.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 21, 2010 6:12 AM PDT up reply actions
9th 1 run loss of the season
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 20, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions
Keep racking 'em up, boys!
1-run losses and double plays!
by Every6thDay on May 20, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Youtubes of the Wegner debaucle and the post-game reaction by FP. Crappy, recorded off my TV with my phone quality. May or may not hear my dog open the door in one of them.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Bochy manages to seem bored even while getting ejected. It’s almost impressive.
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
He’s so docile even a sloth dies of boredom after being within his presence for 5 minutes.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 20, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
????
I missed the start of the game. What was this?
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Panda and Uribe were doing a pre-game dance in the dugout
Bochy was sitting on the bench just smiling and watching. Then Uribe goes over to bochy for some knuckle bumps and gets him to stand up and shake his tail feather a little.
It was unexpected and awesome. Bochy didn’t mind looking like a big dork.
You could tell Panda and Uribe were loving it. Bochy gets a lot of grief here, but I suspect that his players like him and respect him. It’s intangible, but when you see things like what’s been happening with Hanley Ramirez, I think something would never get to that point in SF because the team would never let a young player get out of control like that and disrespect the team and manager.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
is this crew coming to the belle?
cuz wegner better hear it from the fans
and i hope they send the tape to the league office
he needs to be disciplined
if only there was a way to make seagulls attack him and shit on him.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 20, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Stake him out to the field after a game.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 21, 2010 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions
also
In case anyone wants to have fun with it (OMG SF IS GAY), here’s the crotch-grabbing moneyshot in screenshot form:
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
for all we know thats a women.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 20, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
’scuse me, i think all the women thought that call was bullshit too.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
THE UMP COULDN’T HAVE BEEN A WOMAN OR HE WOULD HAVE STOPPED TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL SANDWICHES!
LOL PMS!
LOL TWILIGHT!
LOL VAGINAS!
ok did we get all of them out of the way there?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL HATING SEX!
LOL BUYING SHOES!
LOL NO SENSE OF HUMOR!
by Every6thDay on May 20, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Void was just being a grammar/spelling Nazi.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
his crotch is scarily high.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 20, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
tranny
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 20, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
tucked
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on May 20, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I read the scroll in the upper right-hand corner as, "WITH THAT WIN, QWEST DOMINATES!"
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I hope that ump ran into
Meulens and Kelly in the tunnel later… talk about carribbean hitters hacking at slop!
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 21, 2010 6:14 AM PDT up reply actions
THIS
A nice sweep of Oakland would feel wonderful here.
Hopefully Bowker has seized the DH spot.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
keep Bowks in the field
Bengie to DH (or DL whichever comes up first)
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Oh, right
I forgot Nate’s hurt. Ok, Bengie at DH.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Bengie for sure at DH on Sunday.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
great. We really need Whiteside’s bat in the lineup for the whole weekend. Call up Buster and have Molina DH.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Do not question our magical backup catcher
Dude catches no hitters, hits home runs off roy halladay, and has a .973 OPS
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
somebody's gotta bat ninth
and maybe that would force the people with good averages higher in the lineup rather than their traditional 8 spot
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 21, 2010 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Is that possible?
We were supposed to smoke the shitty Blanks.
Instead, it was Blankfail of an entirely different and utterly horrific arrangement.
Sort of like this picture. All wrong.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 21, 2010 5:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Fuck tonight right up its ass
I have a shitty night at my Scrabble club. Sportcenter’s on the whole time, so while I’m constantly losing I’m getting updates on all the runs the Giants are coughing up. Then I get in the car just in time to hear the wild pitch that scores run #8, then I drive home to the searing strains of that shitty ninth inning.
I wanna fucking hit something.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 20, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions
Frustrating night, yes
I missed the game, but got to listen to that fuckwit of an 8th inning on the radio. (Wild pitch? REALLY, Affeldt?) Then I got home and our TV signal was all fucked up so it didn’t record the season finale of the NBC comedies.
Giants 4-12 against the NL West so far. Fuck.
Giants Baseball: TORTURE
LOL Tamargo
passing up a Timmy game to play scrabble!
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
A good one to pass up, apparently.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 21, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions
I was waiting for
the “then my car wouldn’t start” part, but I guess you got off with just the soul-cursing suckitude of watching the botchfest like the rest of us.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 21, 2010 6:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Scrabble club, eh?
I now understand how and why you’re so quick with the anagrams.
Are you a competitive player, a la Wordfreak?
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 21, 2010 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes
Although I’m strictly an intermediate level tournament player, nowhere near the guys featured in Word Freak/Word Wars. I’ll be at a tourney in Campbell Memorial Day weekend.
And I’m really not that good of a raw anagrammer. The ones I put up here are usually software-generated.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 21, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
ULCERS
I haz them
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on May 20, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions
Giants Baseball - Torture
Here’s a picture of tonight’s game…
..
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
NOT TO 109!
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on May 20, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
That actually looks more enjoyable.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Don't you remember the screams, man?
Thing was SUCKING LIFE!!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
“To blave….”
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 21, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I just don’t get why our bullpen suddenly transforms into the brewers for every timmy start, it’s as if latroy hawkins consumes them all.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
If you only get five innings out of your starter this shit is going to happen. If the starters don’t want the bullpen to blow the game, they need to go seven innings and take it to Affeldt and Wilson.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Timmeh seems like he's only good for 90 pitches
and that doesn’t take him very deep.
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
That raperlike Wilriv wit.
Whoops, pardon me – rapier.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 21, 2010 5:10 AM PDT up reply actions
OT
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 20, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions
Ugh, I hate that song.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Terrifying! And yet, it cheered me up somewhat. Thanks for that.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I had seats behind the Giants dugout. Words were exchanged " f##k you, we got your number, f**’ you". This game was a mess. As close as we were we did not realize that the HEAD was tossed.
Friends with the foghorn.
by GiantDPression on May 20, 2010 10:35 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Botchy doing everything ass-backwards
getting tossed from the dugout and THEN coming out to grumble mumble bork at the “umpire”.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 21, 2010 6:16 AM PDT up reply actions
f##k you, we got your number, f**’ you
Who said that?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
How exactly do you pronounce a pound sign?
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
…Ni. (Shh! Shh!)
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
All we need now is Howie to talk about something he saw on Star Trek: TNG, and Xanthan to pop in with one of his charts, and we’ll open up the nerd portal to the nerd dimension.
by Grant Brisbee on May 20, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
/says something so obscure about Star Trek that it astonishes even howie
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Since I didn’t watch the game tonight, I didn’t need the emotional pick me up that only late-night TNG can provide. That, and I was trying to figure out how the fuck Gimp works.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 20, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I watched TNG last night! “The Royale.” But it was on DVD.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
/feels urge to play more red dead redemption
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on May 20, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Have been sick so it's tough to sit up and play video games...
The box is daring me to stay up all night and play it. How amazing is it?
by Every6thDay on May 20, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s incredible. There’s so much to do, it’s overwhelming, and the landscape is stunning.
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on May 20, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Was that the one where the dice were weighted wrong, and so in order to cheat at craps, Data fixed them by way of squeezing?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 20, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes. And the astronaut had been dead for centuries.
by Every6thDay on May 20, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
The one where the stupid aliens thought his culture was perfectly represented in that book
Stupid aliens
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
That’s a child molester stare worthy of howie!
Howie, do you have any photos of yourself in a cowboy hat!?
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
It can certainly be arranged.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 20, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I was trying to figure out how the fuck Gimp works.
Tachyons, you idiot. It’s all tachyons these days. C’mon.
by Grant Brisbee on May 20, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
That could have saved me two hours of work two hours ago.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 20, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, great.
If it taxes you I may as well pass.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 21, 2010 5:12 AM PDT up reply actions
He fought the Gorn on Cestus III
And helped the Hortas to be free
He had trouble with Tribbles on Station K-7
And went to a place he thought was heaven
by Every6thDay on May 20, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
brb, LARPing.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Throatwarbler Mangrove
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on May 20, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Johan.
Gambolputty.
DeVon.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 21, 2010 6:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Ausfernschpledenschlittcrasscrenbonfreidiggerdingledangledongleburstein von Knackenthrasherapplebangerhorowitzticolengumbsfutschoenendank Mitzweimachelubergutenabendbitteeinnuremburgerkalbsfleichmittelraucher von Hauptkopf of Ulm.
hmm…that’s not all of it…but that was from memory.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?
by EliminateMe on May 21, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Mah bloodz.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I’ll cut you
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on May 20, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
reply fail
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on May 20, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on May 20, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be Wegner & his gang of idiots. There was a lot of jawing over the press photags/cameramen. They threw down, knowing full well that they had a clear wall of people. There were kids close by, I’m not prude- but those sort of interactions are best left out of view. according sf_Giants tweet a fine might be in order. I agree.
Friends with the foghorn.
by GiantDPression on May 20, 2010 10:53 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Damn. Umps are supposed to keep their cool
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on May 20, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
they are also not supposed to call sliders outside and ankle high.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 20, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd rather see
Meulens and Righetti and Kelly go after them.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 21, 2010 6:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Our ERA: 11.8125
Their bullpen ERA: 1.8
Fuck this. Fuck this shitty team. We might have looked good beating up the NL Central, but we play hella more games against the West.
On a better note, nice to see Vår Bork do something right for once.
El Person!!!
CRAZY EYES
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 20, 2010 10:44 PM PDT reply actions
is that uribe?
what the hell was wegner thinking????
i wish i had downloaded the whole thing….i was so disgusted after the k…i just turned it off
That's Meulens
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I think that’s Bam Bam
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
sorry...wasnt sure
when i can only see eyes its hard to tell a face
i like bam bam
Oh he has his father’s eyes!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Soft.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 21, 2010 5:14 AM PDT up reply actions
is nate going to the 15 day DL? or is he just day to day?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
He’ll miss about twelve or thirteen games, but stay on the roster for no apparent reason, wasting a valuable roster spot, and then he’ll go on the DL for three days, retroactive to today.
by Grant Brisbee on May 20, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed. Put him on the dl and get Velez back up here pronto!
by Into the Void on May 20, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
valuable roster spot
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I laughed more at the velez suggestion personally.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 20, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
valuableVELEZABLE roster spot
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 20, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Your veins show that that isn't fake intensity
That’s the real deal, there
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Were you watching a Giants game?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
It seems like the most likely explanation, yes.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 20, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Pictures taken five or more years ago do not count against me.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 20, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously
I would feel so weird with a watch that far up my arm.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
You may be having some perspective bias here. The wrist looks a lot longer than the rest of the forearm because of proximity to the lens. If you look at the watch in relation to the wrist, it doesn’t seem to be that far down there.
I do like wearing loose watches, though.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 20, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatever
Weirdo
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Is that Ranma?!?
You want to see a walk? Then go watch the mailman.
by SeeingStars on May 21, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 21, 2010 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions
win
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 21, 2010 6:18 AM PDT up reply actions
when did nate get hurt?
dang…i was hopin he could get through one season injury free
he looked happy in the dugout
Two weeks ago.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 20, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Against the Phils
It’s just a bruise and needs a little rest.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
For a season in which the Giants have a winning record
This has been a very frustrating one.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
this feels like we’re the mariners personally, except we’re 4 games above .500 somehow.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 20, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, sort of like 2009!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
This one seems even more frustrating than last year
Also, thanks for forgetting me.
/was there for, like, 10 minutes before we went to the game.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I SUCK
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Well, in your defense
I would have forgotten me, too
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Now that you mention it, I think I do remember you showing up at the last minute.
I got there a little late too, actually.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Now that we're remembering things from that day
Didn’t the Garko trade go down while we were at the bar, prior to the game?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Yes. And when we got to the ballpark, Baron was there, and said, “I’m going to kill myself!” in response.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
You must be very popular
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 21, 2010 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions
SLURPSLURPSLURP
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
and our pen has regressed to nearly 2004 quality, and by quality I mean horrifically bad.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 20, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Timmy's bottom 5 ERAs
Coors 4.11
Turner 4.08
Chase 3.81
Citizens Bank 3.66
Dodger 3.46
What are the five places I want Timmy to pitch best, Alex?
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 10:47 PM PDT reply actions
I know you guys like sharksrog
But it’s a good thing he doesn’t go to GDT. He would be blindly supporting those shitty umpires.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Baseball huh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
What’s that?
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
This crazy game they play in Denmark
Or is it Sweden?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I knew it was one of those nordic countries
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"