Raiders of the Lost Thread
by Natto on May 20, 2010 9:20 PM PDT
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I think the Giants should score some more runs again.
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Good at failing
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on May 20, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
RUNS PLEASE?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I don't have video
Is Sanchez intact after that?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 20, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
Need baserunners
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
ARF ARF
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OT
Has anyone else seen a disturbing increase in ads for something called “Fuckbook”?
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.
I think you’ve been looking at too much p0rn
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on May 20, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL spyware
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 20, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
...have not seen ads. but am not surprised
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Is that by Tom Wolfe?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Norman Mailer
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
TRUMAN "FUCKING" CAPOTE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
James Joyce
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lol
I looked up those letters after yesterday’s comic.
Makes Penthouse forum look tame…and with better story construction, really.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
SOW!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Tony Pena, Jr. had seven strikeouts in three innings of relief tonight, dropping his ERA to 1.09. The kid should see Fresno before long.
/wilrived
Hey baby ask sum lesbo friends to join us huh
/wilrived
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, Aaron Helman.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Helman
I guess Helboy was bound to grow up sooner or later.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Against other teams
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 20, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
It's the Giants
[Name of pitcher] could conceivably retire the next six batters in order.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 20, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
A loop of Sanchez’s barrel roll is fodder for some fantastic .gif work.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I WILL NOT DO YOUR BIDDING
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on May 20, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
$10!
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOOK TO YOUR FEELINGS
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on May 20, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Aaron Heilman? Whoa
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
wasn’t he part of some next Mets big 3 pitching prospects that never materialized?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I think so.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
C’mon, Andres. Start up the rally.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
TWSS
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on May 20, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Has he always done that bat flipping thing before the pitch comes or is he getting cocky?
Bowker, Denker, and Holmker.
by DubsFanByTheZoo on May 20, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
always
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
He’s always done that.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Clutch time Rowand
Bowker, Denker, and Holmker.
by DubsFanByTheZoo on May 20, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
Bad Rowand
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh, Scott, no.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Don't swing at that
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Good strategy Rowand
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
He wanted to swing at that.
Bowker, Denker, and Holmker.
by DubsFanByTheZoo on May 20, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
LOL SCOTT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Scott fail
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Ugh.
Giants are back.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Oh
that Rowand
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
JFC this is the DIAMONDBACKS BULLPEN.
what the fuck.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Jesus Fried Chicken
Mmmmmmmmmm.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
URGE TO KILL
rising…
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 20, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Anybody else like Sanchez’s batting stance?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I like the way Freddy pokes his head up while waiting for the pitch
Fun to watch, looks like a prairie dog
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
He’s prairie doggin it.
Bowker, Denker, and Holmker.
by DubsFanByTheZoo on May 20, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s that little wobble.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Tourettes
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
BAHAHAHAHA
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
FUUUUUUUUUUU
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Blech.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Fuck Heilman
Bowker, Denker, and Holmker.
by DubsFanByTheZoo on May 20, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
MOLOLE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
sigh
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
Fiddlesticks
/Purple Row
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
ugly
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Hey, remember that time that we had the lead?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Not the part of the order you want to be seeing for the 8th and 9th.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
1-2-3 inning please?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SON OF A BITCH.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nope.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL GIANTS!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Oh fuck
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
Blech.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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SCIENCE!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
This game has smothered my ‘Whatever’. Why have I allowed myself to care?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I had the smothered whatever at applebee’s
I shan’t be back
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
omg
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Why is the question mark in a different font?
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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HA HA HA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
poop
double vision? oh D-bags PA, you’re losin me
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I;m sure this will end well.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
Classic Affeldt would be:
Walk, double play, strikeout.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
where would you fit in the fist pumps
if there aren’t anybody in play after the strikeout
Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!
Strands the runner on third.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
This is after the double, mind you.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
JEREMY
FINISH HIM
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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STFD
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Filth.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
K!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.
Lets change the subject
do you think Monet was at its best in his spring period?
1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!
Big Monet is at his best when he’s hitting 6th or 7th in the lineup
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 20, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Keremy
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Why don’t these places make real ballparks.
This shit is like a softball stadium
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
LOL ERIC BYRNES
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
The dimensions forced all those walks!
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I am glad we agree.
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 20, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I know. I’m just saying I don’t like it, not that it’s actually what’s killing us.
PLAY SOME REAL GOD DAMN BALL
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 20, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh. LaRoche has been killing us and is 4-9 against Affeldt!
WTF Bochy
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
SSS
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IDGAF
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
BUT LEFTIES CANNOT HIT LEFTIES.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I Trust The Front Office And Manager
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
baby fucking tuckoo
is tired of doubles into the corner, but he is not prepared to fall into despair, PT Giants, and neither should you. Timmy Christ, suck it up.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
Why, Ump?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL Strike 1
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Artist's Rendition of Home Plate Umpire
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL MLB Network
Makin’ fun of Kershaw’s failbeard.
“He’s getting a standing ovation in spite of his facial hair.”
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
Those are called 'Howie's' now
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
They totally should be. Just as inside-the-park HRs should be called Huffers.
/promoting own idea
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa, nice play, Sanchez.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Nice play Mole
BAD URIBE
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Ass!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
Dang. Uribe
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
THAT'S THE STADIUM'S FAULT!!
NO FAIR!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
pls no wild pitch
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Denied
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FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
nice work
These pretzels are making me thirsty
by NuschlerFace on May 20, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s what she said!
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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seems mark reynolds always does a whole lot of giant killing and then strikes out 75% of the time in every other series :(.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
FINISH HIM!
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So Freddy Sanchez is playing well.
Think this is like Roy Hobbs’ last game, where he gives it all one last time then falls apart to go canoodle with Glenn Close?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Clutch backdoor curveball plz!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
JEREMY
FINISH HIM
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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LOLOLOLOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
torture
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
OH YOU’VE GOT TO BE EFFING KIDDING ME
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
Giants Baseball: Torture
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL BUSTER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL GIANTS
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
LOL OMG
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 20, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
Man, what would Posey have done?
3 runs would have scored
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Gotten to the ball and thrown it into the pool.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 20, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
How many times must Uribe do this to us?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Uribe?
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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No, I’m blaming him for not being able to get the ball out of his glove.
It seems like every 5 games we have a play where a tough play that Uribe gaffes prolongs the Giants’ suffering.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
ok
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Not saying it’s Uribe’s fault, per se. But it seems like it always happens to Uribe.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
just replayed it
he was getting turned up by the runner while he was making the transfer from glove to hand.
seriously, this is not his fault.
Read above, nerbs. Not blaming. STFU.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
sorry, misread
" I’m blaming him for not being able to get the ball out of his glove."
sounded like you were asserting blame.
my mistake.
It looks like the ball got stuck to me, but it’s such a bang bang play that it could have gone either way.
Regardless, the Affeldt wild pitches have happened a lot, and there’s no way to blame Uribe for that one.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
it would appear so
not sure what Uribe could have done on that one
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
STFD
Whatever
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL ONE PITCH TOO LATE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
In typical 2010 Giants bullpen fashion.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
sure
but it is riddled with phlebitis.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Good republican bodies
(note: not political statements)
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I hope that show is still good when it comes back
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Has all the original voice cast and most of the writers. Should be.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Like these?
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you giants
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1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!
Sandoval – Huff – Affeldt
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
Who do we have to PH?
Rohlinger?
Cain?
I guess Nate probably could.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes. I like that better.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Bad Jazz Hands!
(Unless you thought your grip might throw the ball away, in which case, good play).
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
Late comment is late.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Shitfuck.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Well.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Girlie, you are gettin’ the blame.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
I LEFT AGAIN BEFORE SHIT HAPPENED! YOU CAN’T BLAME ME!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
that’s what happens when you give the team an extra out. Fuck you Uribe
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Uribe didn't lose this game.
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Due up
Pablo
Huff
Pitcher’s Spot
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.
Now would be a good time to hit a home run, Pablo.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Edgar
died for our sins, but he wouldn’t have turned that double play.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
Come on, Ump. What the fuck.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Shut up, stupid ump.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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ARE YOU KIDDING WITH THAT STRIKE CALL
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Actually it’s Heilman.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Best Foods west of the Rockies
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
The hospital?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
NOM NOM NOM
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
yeah fuck you too ump
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL Giants entire bench on HP ump.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yeah, fuck you ump
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
why does god hate us but love those dam dodgera
by allhailtheredwings on May 20, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
It’s the Devil.
All Doyers will rot in H E L L
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 20, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Because you masturbate.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Because you like the Red Wings.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Because you like theRed WingsDead Things.
FIFY
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
im sorry i couldnt hear you over my 13 stanley cup rings
by allhailtheredwings on May 20, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Those must have been expensive.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
payed for them by not choking in the playoffs
by allhailtheredwings on May 20, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey now!
To be fair, the Sharks haven’t even made it to the Stanley Cup finals to even have a CHANCE to choke there.
You seem to be completely forgetting about that decades-long period where the Wings were the laughingstock of the league, Yzerman was considered more of a choker than Joe Thornton, and they were rightfully called the Dead Things.
Not choking in the playoffs, riiiiiight.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
The Red Wings would probably lbe upset if they knew you had those.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You forgot the whole “plugged in my ears” part. Because otherwise, it makes no sense. Patrick Roy quote fail.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Cmon Pablo. Dont swing at that shit.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
Is there a “Let’s Go Giants” chant?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
No, it’s Dbacks.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Sure sounded like “Giants”
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweet God and Jesus.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL
not a strike anymore?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
THAT WAS RIGHT THERE
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
/heart skips beat
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Why can't the Giants hit doubles?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Uribes fault
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Ballpark fault...
Umpire’s fault…
Bochy’s fault…
Why never the batter’s fault?
FUCK, PABLO
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
His poor spine
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HACKIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
sigh
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
FUCK
Up to Downs
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
A Huff dinger would be awesome right now.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
You are far far too late, my son
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 20, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Sigh.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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fuck the giants
fuck the giants fuck the giants fuck the giants fuck the giants fuck the giants fuck the giants fuck the giants fuck the giants fuck the giants fuck the giants fuck the giants fuck the giants fuck the giants fuck the giants fuck the giants fuck the giants fuck the giants fuck the giants fuck the giants fuck the giants fuck the giants
1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!
We didn't deserve to win this one
But fuck, it still hurts.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Downs will save us
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
DON'T BRING ME DOWNS!
NO NO NO NO NO
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Even ELO won’t save us now.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
BRUCE!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
JUST GET TO URIBE
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
What a frustrating team
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
Take one more pitch, Matt.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Nice AB.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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MAT DOWNS BITCHES
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
Let there be Jazz.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
I would take a Jazzy double or triple
I am not picky
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hell, I’d take a single followed by a couple of errors and a wild pitch or two.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
JAZZ WALK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ER UH
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Need some Jazz
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I GET IT!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
nice they just brought in the worst closer in the league, maybe we’ll be blessed.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
/one pitch out imminent
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
"worst closer in the league"
Which means toughest on Giants
RIBE!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Kimba, d'I mean, Simba...
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Bleeding Gums, Mufasa, Darth…?
Who’s the fourth guy?
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
James Earl Jones.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
James Earl Jones. Himself.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on May 20, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Or, Terrence Mann.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on May 20, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Professor Klump
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Howie.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 20, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Qualls, throw the hanging slider!
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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ARG
BAH
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LMFAO BOCHY
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL BOCHY THROWN OUT FROM THE DUGOUT!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HEADBUTT HIM
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
LOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Most inconsistent zone ever. Good job, Bochy.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
It’s like pissing into a thimble.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Good for you, Bochy
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
HOLY FUCK BOCHY IS A GIANT COMPARED TO THAT LITTLE PRICK
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Umpire is a dick
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
For once i'm actually happy for Bochy
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Finally Bork gets bounced.
Bout time he showed some spine
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
His spine is a little busy trying to hold his head up.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOLRIBE
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IS THAT ECKSTEIN BEHIND THE PLATE?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WTF Uribe?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Uribe yelling at the ump all the way back
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
good luck finding it.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 20, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Punch that ump in the fucking teeth.
Jesus Christ, what a prick.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
That ump just dropped the F-bomb on Uribe.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
I kind of want to write a letter reporting this jackass.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
"Uribe always gives a good at bat"
except this time
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Bam Bam is pissed.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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The baby
wishes someone would hold him.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
fuck those umps for going over to the giants bench
players are taught all the time they need to walk away, that’s some bullshit
That ump was an asshole
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
did we lose yet
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
well at least we can go home and beat up on the A's
by allhailtheredwings on May 20, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
Arguing strike zone from the dugout.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
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Adolescence-influencing picture is adolescence-influencing.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Wanna go vandalize some mailboxes?
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by satyricrash on May 20, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants swept by last place team and don’t even see Danny Haren
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Or Edwin Jackson, even.
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We suck on the road and against the division.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
We rule at home against the central though!
These pretzels are making me thirsty
by NuschlerFace on May 20, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
That ump is such an asshole
Overcompensation, much? I probably have a bigger dick than him.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
I probably have a bigger dick than him.
I thought you were a girl?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
That’s the joke.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 20, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
lol nice
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Exactly.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
How should I be pronouncing your handle, btw?
I don’t know whether I should hear in my head “mime-cliff or my-em-cliff”
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
My McLife. Got it from a quote from Grey’s Anatomy (don’t judge).
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
An ump shouldn’t be talking to hitters about pitches he should or shouldn’t have swung at.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Not exactly an impartial arbiter.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
by can of corn on May 20, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
AFTER the game
as uribe walked back to the dugout, the HP Umpire followed him back to the bench barking this at Juan.
No, seriously. Can we report his stupid ass?
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THE HELL??
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by satyricrash on May 20, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF??
Umpires aren’t supposed to do tat kind of shit.
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by satyricrash on May 20, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Hello no. Who is this guy? I don’t recall seeing him before. too short?
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on May 20, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
That was an ugly game.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Ugly game was ugly
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Ugly, ugly, ugly.
Four coulda shoulda woulda home runs by the Giants, and they amounted to two doubles that both got stranded.
At least Sanchez looked great.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
And Bowker at the plate.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Oh God I’m never going to hear the end of this from my boyfriend or his mom.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
What an awful game. To get screwed by the umps and lose on a wild pitch. It’s been a 1-3 road trip so far, which is also awful. 22-18 is not too hot.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.
HPU was an asshole, but you can’t blame this game on the umpires or the stadium and I for one am getting tired of all the whining and excuses.
BUT IT'S ONLY MAY!
Wait until October to make judgments about the actual players.
by Every6thDay on May 20, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Then you’re gonna not like it here very much.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on May 20, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Well I’ve been here awhile and I never remember it being so bad. I mean its like the umpires fault or the stadium’s fault every game.
We’re not blaming the ballpark, though we are frequently frustrated by them.
But seriously. The umpiring has sucked this year with a capital suck.
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I read half of it as non-serious frustration and/or facetiousness.
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by shanghaijim on May 20, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think anyone is saying it’s the umpires’ fault, but when the umpires do a shitty job like tonight, it’s frustrating.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
i totally forgot about that play where Freddy Sanchez got hung up earlier, waiting for a call on the line drive out…he’s sitting there, arms out, looking at the umps like “safe or out?! WTF?!”
That was pretty shitty. But Sanchez should’ve headed back to first. I don’t know how he didn’t hear Roberto Kelly – on the replay, it looked like he was screaming at the top of his lungs and flailing his arms.
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Yeah, why didn’t he hear that one out of 15,000 people?!?
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, Flem went off on that for a while.
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Jon was pissed.
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Weird… Kruk said if you’re not sure, you should go to the lead base.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on May 20, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Why did that umpire chase the Giants into the clubhouse? What a tool. Not that the Giants were throwing perfect strikes, but come on now.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
not pitch after pitch
but there were a NUMBER of pitches that were in the same area…it was like rolling dice as to what the call would be.
how the heck are pitchers supposed to throw with that kind of zone?
Exactly.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Seriously. He also grabbed his nuts as he walked toward the dugout.
It wasn’t that long ago the umpires got fucking canned for being arrogant little shits, and given their behavior of chasing arguments and shit like that the past few years, I’m starting to think it’s time to remind them that they work for the game, and not the other way around,
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on May 20, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
CALL THE HAWK
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Actually If the Real Giants team scores 7 runs a game I will take it.
This was a bad night for Timmy.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’m panicking.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on May 20, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Not really
Sometimes, RISP get left on base. Strand rates are not 0%. It’s math.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Leadoff doubles have a high probability of scoring, however. That’s what kinda sucks about it.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
High probability
But it’s not 100%. Saying that they “should have scored” is like saying that a coin should have landed on heads. It has nothing to do with what should have happened… it just happened.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Nice use of the Velezism there.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 20, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
was hoping someone would catch that
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
63.4% chance of scoring in each case, apparently.
And from 1999-2002, the average number of runs scored with a runner on seond and nobody out was 1.189. WIth a runner on third and one out, it was 0.983.
Just some numbers that I managed to scrounge up quickly, so I won’t defend them adamantly. It’s just frustrating that in two situations where it would have been highly probable that a run would score, we got zilch due to our own failings, where a difference of three feet would have meant a homer in either case.
It’s not a disaster, but it’s only fair to be frustrated about it.
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That sounds like “should have” to me.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
The odds favored them in both circumstances by a factor of 2:1. That’s different from a coin flip. So, yes. They should have scored at least one of them, but alas, they are not a league average offense.
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But when it’s not a 50-50 chance. When the higher percentage chance fails to occur, it’s a legit critique to say it should have occurred.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I get it. You were agreeing with me. Haw haw. lol me.
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You and I have been on matching wavelengths the last few days.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
ZOMG THEATER
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Agreed.
Maybe I didn’t anticipate the bullpen being THIS bad, and maybe they will level out a bit as the season goes along, but I saw a .500 team even with 3.5 great starters.
by Every6thDay on May 20, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Timmy looked exhausted, the weathe there must have been awful but I didn’t see the game time temp.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
97
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by troymccluresf on May 20, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Just wait till you get to hear the company line of “once derosa gets back this team will be good to go!!!”
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 20, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
the tunnel to the umpires’ dressing room is probably by the visitors dugout… probably nothing to read into the HPU walking that direction
It would be professional of him to shut the hell up, though, and keep it to himself.
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even if that is the case, he can't taunt and bark at a player heading there
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 20, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone get a video capture of that shit.
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But he was also leaning over the railing into the Giants dugout still screaming.
And no excuse for the taunting of Uribe.
Let's bring the...
Hit like tonight and we're good to go
Hit like last night, and it’s suicide time.
Crap you guys, that was way too many comments for this lame game.
Just dropping in to say that I just looked at the box score, and want to know why Runzler is ever allowed to pitch?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
No one else was throwing strikes.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
Runzler doesn’t seem like a good bet for strike throwing, though.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 20, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
He looked so damn good when he came up in september last year, now it appears as he’s lost his confidence.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 20, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
No, but who is? There were 9 BBs tonight.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
Just seems odd to say, “We need to walk fewer people. Runzler sounds like just the guy for the job!”
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 20, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
it’d be nice if our manager got fired up, instead he’s more docile than a sloth.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 20, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
- prospect!!!!!!!
Or maybe it was #5.
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Number 4. Dammit.
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
he got out of the first jam
not used to going back after sitting in dugout
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
I’m just looking at the box score. I have no idea what he did or didn’t do outside of Runz Allowed. Good to know he wasn’t total shit, I guess.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 20, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
he had nothing on Molina's performance
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 20, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw the first few innings, and god damn will Molina do anything but stick his mitt out wildly at ANY pitch that isn’t exactly where he sets up? I mean, fuck it all, man, the guy is just waving his arm wildly in the general area of pitches that don’t hit his spots dead on. And he’s not blocking shit to boot.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 20, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
This
He’s looking like a really bad defensive catcher now. Really bad.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
should’ve let the damn ship sail. /White Star Line
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on May 20, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Got Romo out of a 2-out, 2-on jam, came back and gave up back-to-back doubles with one out. Not his best showing.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Wow, Dodgers are 13-4 versus NL West teams this year...
Haven’t lost season series to NL West Team since 2007. 10-14 this year vs. rest of league.
Giants are 4-11 against the NL West. Hooray, unbalanced schedule!
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
4-12.
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Really? I must’ve miscounted.
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Padres: 1-7
Dodgers: 1-2
Rockies: 2-1
Snakes: 0-2
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They'll turn it around.
Or be the one team that gives the Giants hope, until the Giants need the Rockies to lose to other teams and then won’t.
by Every6thDay on May 20, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
new mlb realignment strategy
new nl west- giants royals pirates indians astros
new al west -dodgers yankess red soxs rockies phillies
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on May 20, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Approved!
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Sustainable!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Was the game played with the roof open? Couldn’t be with a game temp of 97 degrees.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Yes it was open.
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by satyricrash on May 20, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Really? Shit, I can’t stand those temps and I’m from a tropical country. That’s why Southeast Asian malls are so fucking enormous.
can’t speak for minnesota. bondslegend?
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by shanghaijim on May 20, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah they left the roof open because they are douche bags and wanted timmy to roast, fucking arizona.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
To be fair, if we were in their place, we’d be completely fine with it.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
well a 97 degree weather day does not help our team of mostly 30+ surgicially repaired vets that are tired so it is a effective strategy to tire them out after 2 innings.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 20, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I SUMMON THE FOG AND THE WIND!
AND THE SEAGULLS!
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on May 20, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
AND TEH GHEY!
/freaks out conservative jocks
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on May 20, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
too much beer makes you …
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on May 20, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Norf winds bwow! Souf winds bwow!
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i summon the arctic winds!
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by shanghaijim on May 20, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course! That’s why it’s called a home field advantage. Do people think the cold SF nights don’t fuck with everyone other team in the league?
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by satyricrash on May 20, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that a complete thought?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 20, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
L-I-P
Least Invaluable Player of the year award to the freaking ump! Now I know why timmeh wasn’t really timmy tonight. Because of the weather, oh well these true d bagz are going to get killed once they play us back at home.
Least invaluable? So this is the anywhere-but-worst award?
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL not over:
@SF_Giants We’ll track this story to see if @MLB fines Wegner for his lewd gesture and out-of-line remarks to Uribe and the #SFGiants . #WegnerWatch
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Nah, union job
But I’m sure he will be fined or incur some penalty.
He totally lost it, however, you really cannot blame the umpire for this loss. Well, you can but it doesn’t really make sense.
it contributed to the loss, but when your starting pitcher gives up 5 runs in as many innings you can’t just focus on the umpires.
it was a shit game and Timmy is extremely lucky to not have a L
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 20, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
It's also already on Wikipedia!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Wegner
On May, 20th 2010 after a heated exchange with Giants player Juan Uribe, Wagner grabbed his crotch, which was aired live on television.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
dun dun dun! mister berger you are overruled! proceed mister mason
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on May 20, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Enh, not like he hasn’t deserved to win and gotten an ND before.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
WHAT IS PAST IS PROLOGUE!
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on May 20, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
All things must pass.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 20, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
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