GameThread and the Last Crusade
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FAKE BUNT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
This is the worst thing imaginable
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
This is not going well.
Giants are going to have a ridiculous record against the NL West if they keep this shit up.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Fuck
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Why is it always the fucking 5th inning.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 20, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
Here’s a new strategy: SUCK LESS.
The Diamondbacks have a bullpen ERA of 7.90, and we can’t even sniff that shit. What a fucking joke.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I blame Bochy's lineup
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 20, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
1-2-3 inning
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
:(
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 20, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
I FUCKING HATE UBALDO JIMENEZ
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
IF THAT'S EVEN HIS REAL NAME!
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 20, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
He’ll miss a start or two, if not more, with a bad hammy.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
This game is lost
The Douchebags don’t have Bob Howry anymore
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
I LIKE THIS THREAD!!!!!!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Jazz hands
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
U!
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
REEEBAY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Giants clinically unable to get to the worst bullpen in the majors
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL JON'S HR CALL THERE
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
Cause one run only.
They need to do that with people on base.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Jazzy Hands!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Well, its a start.
Jazzy.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Thanks Jazzy
but im still sad.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
nice font
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 20, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahribe!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I’m not even happy about a Uribe dinger. Ugh.
I need another drink.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Seconded!
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 20, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Ishikawa on deck
Timmy’s night is over.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BOWKERMANIAAAAAAAA
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
my excitedness leads to misspellings
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 20, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
BOWKERMANIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
BORKERMANIA!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BACK TO BOWKER!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
TOWERING!
"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader."
Bowkerman!!!
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
THIS THREAD RULES
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Can’t get people on base if they all hit HR’s.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 20, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
BOWKERMANIA!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
STOP TRYING TO CHEER ME UP ASSHOLES
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
Dirtbag sighting!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
TOO MUCH FILTH!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 20, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
wow, what a difference new thread makes
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Late but..
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 20, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
HOLY CRAP
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
And fucking Bowker! YES!
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 20, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
Timmy gone
ISHI in
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Bowker Says
PLAY ME MOTHERFUCKER!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Rodrigo Lopez is wetting his pants thinking he might just be the Great Lincecum
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
*beat
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 20, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
That, or he forgot his papers at home
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
For a second I thought they were intentionally walking Ishikawa.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
More like OBPshikawa!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Hit more!!
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 20, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
CHEATER!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Walk with me, Ishi
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Baserunners!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
ISHI OBP
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Good thing he's been on the bench all this time
When’s the last time we had back to back homers?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Uribe is hurt. They keep showing him grabbing his hammy sitting on the bench on this broadcast.
"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader."
Too much pre-game dancing.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 20, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
It would be cool if Bowker played more.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 20, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
BATTLEMENTS!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
BALUSTRADES!
Or, for the illiterate among us, ballustrades!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Sick burn.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
TORRES!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
TORRES!!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
GROUND ATTACK
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
ANDRES!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
ANDRES!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
has this happened in the last 3 years?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 20, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, Scott. Get it this time.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
NOW hit that double, Rowand.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Torres!
Rowand, Now is the time to get it right!
EVERY 3 YEARS
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Back-to-back HRs and a 4-pitch walk and a single to THE GIANTS?!?
Best thread evar or the bestest thread evar?
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Good News
The Diamondback bullpen blows chunks.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.
Bad News
The Giants lineup blows chunks the first time through the order against a pitcher.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I demand a blowout inning
relieve all my frustration at this normally terrible offense.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That’ll be a 100 dollars, daddy
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 20, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Bullpen!
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
by hokysmksbw on May 20, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I wish they still had Bob Howry
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
It would have been nice if they had gotten a bunch of runners on base and then hit the HRs, but I’ll take it.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
any sac bunt fans?
speak now or forever hold yer peace or piece
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
How about fake bunts?
Rich is at the park tonight.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Timmy's line
5 IP
5ER
5H
5BB
6Ks
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
ugly.
Hopefully he figures something out in his bullpen session.
Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.
I am not sure If I buy this whole heat thing. But maybe he doesn’t get as good of a grip in the heat for whatever reason.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m seeing a trend here
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 20, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
that look’s vaguely familiar
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
Too many Ks.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Needz fewar Ks.
1 fewar K, specifically.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
HIS POWER ONLY WORKS IN SF
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OH, TELL ME MORE.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Yeah, fuck you.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That's right.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL MLB Network
Debating whether Bowker’s name is John or Jeff.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
Did we finally get to the bullpen
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 20, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
Yes
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Their bullpen may be 7.90 to the league
but they’re still 0.00 to us
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
geez hit that Broadway fastball.
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Oh good
0-2
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.
Triple play Rowand!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
He’s done it before…
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
That was the Milwaukee game. Ugh.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Yeck
Eck festers in the crenalations of . . . oh . . . emperor norton’s basement.
Rowan’s going to double.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
low outside slider should finish him
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Ugly hit
Productive out
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Productive, I guess.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
how many times
will rownadz look at a first pitch fastball down the pipe, then swing at the slider ball 2?
Acceptable
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
Ok. Freddy SAC UP!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
He totally listened to me there
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Whew
He tried to GIDP, luckily did not hit it hard enough.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So who is supposed to pitch the rest of this game?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
That works, Mole
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
YAY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
TEST HIS ARM EVERY TIME!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
TIMMY IS SAVED!!!!!!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
WOOOT!!!
Take my bags, not my top 3 pick!
"Winning is not enough. All others must lose." - Larry Ellison
WOOO TIEEDD!
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 20, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
What movie is this?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
The Hurt Locker
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Ah, the never-ending story.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 20, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
ARIEL!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Fundamentals!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
WOOO NO LOSS FOR TIMMY!!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Hey Andres, way to read the throw
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
I was not expecting the game to be tied in the very next half inning..
That’s awesome
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Timmy can still get the win!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
C’mon Pablo. TIMMY IS STILL THE PITCHER OF RECORD.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Rowa
I meant “hit a double play ball.”
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Unbeatable kid is unbeatable
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 20, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
they’ll walk Huff too
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
I am thinking the same thing
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Matt Cain: “I fucking hate you all.”
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Sometimes I think they do it on purpose.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Haven't you heard?
His teammates hate him because he beats his girlfriend.
(note: this isn’t true, it’s some idiot’s theory)
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 20, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
what’s his wife think of him having a girlfriend?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Of walks?
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Double IBB to get to Molina?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Park one, Aubrey
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
well played, Dr.
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
C'mon Huffy
Stroke this
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
What the fuck?
Why are the words “cocaine” and “titties” bleeped out of this song?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
If not an intentional walk they are not gonna give him too much I would think.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SHIFT A
I was cursing when I saw the D-bags pick up 5 runs. But now that it’s tied, I’m feeling better.
Go GIANTS!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Make this a three homer inning, Aubrey.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Wim for Tim
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 20, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
GREEN LIGHT
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YES!!!!!!1
LOL UPTON!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
TIMMY WINS!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
QUIET YOU!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Huff FTW
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
LOL
Pitcher of record.
He deserves this one.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 20, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
AUDREY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
HUFF!!!!!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
HUFF!
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 20, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
HIP HIP HURRAY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Take my bags, not my top 3 pick!
"Winning is not enough. All others must lose." - Larry Ellison
HUUUUUUUUUUFF!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 20, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Rec'd again.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WOOOOOOOOOO HUFF
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
LOLPTON
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
This is fantastic
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I was too busy locking the razors in the medicine cabinet.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
/laughs
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
You know who saw this coming?
The Snake Pit.
That’s one awful bullpen.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
AHBREE
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions
He stroked that
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
i'm laughing so hard IRL right now
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Upton didn’t want to get the old uniform dirty, I guess.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
we were two runs up last inning, now we’re two runs up again. Nothing really happened.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
I may have to change my sig
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
LOL MOLE’S REACTION ON THE BENCH.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/tears ligament celebrating
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hehe, Sanchez.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Franchez makes me happy
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Molina sucks
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
As he started to swing, I was all like “noooo”
Then I was all like “He hit that one hard but I just know the right fielder’s going to catch it”
Then I was all like, “Ahhhh yeah”
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I like offense
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
LOL Not walking Huff to get to Molina
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
3-0 pitch
That is what most pitchers will do especially crappy ones like the Dbacks employ. That’s why above I was yelling GREEN LIGHT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL BENGIE!
oh man
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 20, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
AND STFD!
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 20, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL U
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you really have to type this twice?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Bengie brings us back to reality.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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This is so perfect
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 20, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Black Snake Moan?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Goddammit Jim
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Always stealing my thunder.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we move him down in the order now? Please? Pretty fucking please? He’s been godawful tonight.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
HIGHEZT AVERAGE
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 20, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
He's batting 5th
Should be 7th
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 20, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
OH I GUESS IT IS MORE FUN THEN PITTSBURGH, EH FRED??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL THEN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
9 batters to the plate
we can just do the same thing again next inning.
Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.
Posada on DL.....
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wow, I just did a GIS for "Aubrey," just to see what I could post.
But apparently there’s some Olsen-twin-lookin’ skank that’s more famous than our first baseman.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
Yep.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Aubrey O’Day? AKA Auberella?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Thassa one.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
BEST. THREAD. EVER?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
see: MOOOOOOOOO
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Done!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
FINE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL the guy who took Howry's place
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Molina is fat.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
WINZZZZ!
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
LOL "LINCEUCM"
It wasn’t Timmy at all!
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
ROMOSEXUALS COME OUT
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Tim's ERA
Now a very ugly 2.35
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
blech. Jimenez’s is like 1.05 now.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually
His is .99
Yikes
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Wowza
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Someone needs to belt the shit out of him one of these days.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 20, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
He hasn’t faced the Giants yet. We owned his ass at the end of last year.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL FAT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
NFSW
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 20, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Jimenez
Halladay
Hernandez
?
?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Wainwright or Carpenter?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Haren?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Hernandez? Like, Livan?
Yeah, no.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Not quality of pitcher, just ERA. But yeah, Livan’s been lucky as hell.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Per MLB network:
Jimenez (0.99)
Garcia (STL) (1.28)
Hernandez (WAS) (1.62)
Halladay (1.64)
Zito (2.15)
Romolan craft sighted
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Tactics!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOLate to the party.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Timmeh’s hitting 8th. Science (No, really)!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
BORK
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Um throw strikes.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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WOHOO
an out!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
How awesome was that inning?
Good to see our dead bats come up big for timmeh, the first time he actually sucked it bad.
LOL Cain not getting run support when he does good.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
/lonely Cain pic
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He does seem to like SF despite it all, though. That’s one chunky lil Bama boy done like San Fran.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
For some reason I read that as “chunky llama boy”
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 20, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, weird I know
I have no idea why llamas would be in my head today.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 20, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice exchange by Sanchez there.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Is Posey’s speed slow? Is Huff enough?
El Person: Torres is batting ninth so that he leads off the second time. (Billy Martin)
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
Posey is slower than Bengie
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
He has to run backwards to go forwards?
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 20, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Wonder if they’ll let Romo go two innings.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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The second game in San Diego. In other words, two days ago.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
yesterday?
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 20, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he pitched yesterday
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yesterday was Bautista and Medders.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
If he can get out of this without giving up any home runs I wouldn’t risk it.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 20, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Lets see if he can go 1
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I like moly a lot more too.
But man, money is sucking it hard tonight!
Downs did a great job filling in
But I, for one, am happy to have Freddy back.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
When the DBacks scored 5 runs in the 4th,
I didn’t expect the Giants to score 5 runs in the 5th.
I didn’t expect the Giants to score 5 runs in the game.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Yeah me neither
But I am glad we finally hit a few HRs in this shitty park.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Chase Field is one of the most hitter-friendly parks in the majors.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
NO ONE EXPECTS WHATEVER YOU JUST SAID
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The Spanish Inquisition?
/shows self out
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Good thing we did so in the 6th
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 20, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t expect the Giants to score 5 runs.
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 20, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL MLB Network
Saying that Posey should go to left over Huff, based on that one time that at FSU that he played all nine positions.
“He’s a young, athletic guy!”
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
He would probably be a better left fielder than Huff
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
i like Huff at 1B
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 20, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
He would probably be a better catcher than Molina
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
This, for sure
But that’s not the topic
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Right. LF is not a problem. C could use some improvement.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
/last point in this movie that made sense.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
SERGIO
FINISH HIM
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Romo, please throw strikes. And not the belt high fastball. Don't ever do that one again.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
When did all our pitchers lose all their control?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
It’s the desert air.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Valley Fever?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
As Runzler warms up in the pen
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know, but it has something to do with the last episode of Lost.
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 20, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Kelly Johnson
I’m really starting to hate that motherfucker
Puking Orange and Black since 1981
Proud member of Sabean's "lunatic fringe" or in other words, "vast majority"
That was a strike.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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i swear to god romo...
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher].
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
and the torture continues
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
his fastball is straight
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
God Dammit Sergio
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
uhh, Romo?
Are you watching this game?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This ump isn’t cutting anybody a fucking break today.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Get this guy out of there
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
Argh.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Control… Where she go?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
affeldt plz
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Another walk... really??
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 20, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
I am starting to question my Romosexuality.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
SWOOP
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
No control
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
BORKIN
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
FUUUUUU
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
when did Sergio start walking people?
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
well he had a dog walking job, but then he got promoted
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
GTFO BENGIE MOLINA
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
It is pretty bad for Bengie when I cheer for Eli Whiteside
to come in to replace him.
Whiteside is at least likeable
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 20, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Emphasis on “should be.”
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Stop with the walks!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Adios Sergio and Molina
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
DOUBLE SWITCH
Whiteside and Runzler in Molina and Romo out.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Double switch?!
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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I love my boy, but he ain’t the controllingest pitcher there ever was.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
It would be nice if Romo could figure his shit out and be good again. I don’t like having to be upset at him.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
OPEN UP OUR EAGER EYES
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
CERA of a god!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Picky ump is picky.
Hackin’ Giants are hackin’.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
Mayday? The Russian New Year!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yeah. Sergio Romo is Russian. Its a subtle reference.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice, it works on many levels then.
I just assumed the lack of control by our pitchers.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Also my reference was to Airplane!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Guess who forgot to put Romo into his Pokemonz lineup today?
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
And, just because I found it while GISing “This Guy”
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Oops, that was supposed to be a subject line. Sorry, y’all.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude likes Brenda. What can I say?
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
more of a Kelly fan, myself
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Ground control to Major Tom ...
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Commencing countdown, engines on.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
They were pretty over achieving last year.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You see, Zito is actually this alien sent by a theme park to Earth to try and get some talent to make the theme park more popular. But the only way he could get the talent – a collection of well-known and lovable cartoons – was to play them in a game of their choice. Seeing his sub-90mph fastball, they decided to choose baseball. However, as he is an alien, he has this magic baseball that he introduced to the Giants bullpen, sucking up their talent and ability to strand baserunners and avoid walks and giving it to himself.
It really is quite obvious.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL SPACE JAM
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Just don’t walk anyone, Runzler.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Or give up hits.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Throw strikes, Runz
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Runzler
Just who I want to see when the Giants are having problems with walking people
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Had it in the bag.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
PANDA!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Panda!!!!!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Whew.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
PABLO!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Nice play
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
Whew.....
Take my bags, not my top 3 pick!
"Winning is not enough. All others must lose." - Larry Ellison
I think we need more Jazz Hands.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Christ, Pablo
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
HE DON'T GIVE UP ANY RUNZ-LER!!!!!!!!!!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Whew
/tugs on collar
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
LOL Repub candidate trashing each other
Dude, nobody will out-lib Jerry fucking Brown.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Runzler dominates
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Geez Meg
I don’t need to see your dumbass ads anymore. What happened to just Beer and shoe ads?
1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!
SHE RAN EBAY ONCE
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hey, I made a lot of money reselling my 100 Greatest Books Ever Written. Way of a lot more money than Green Apple was willing to give for those damned leather-bound pieces of crapola.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
i was being facetious and agreeing with you.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
(Fail on me) FAIL meeeeeee on!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nice!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
oh don't worry
I’m all for creating jobs. But Meg is Arnold’s third term. Poizner is endorsed by McClintock, a true republican. We shouldn’t even be talking about this, this is a sports blog.
1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!
Let's go with that.
We shouldn’t even be talking about this, this is a sports blog.
I don’t feel like talking politics right now.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
She looks like Sloth from The Goonies
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on May 20, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm one of their target audience
I have my primary ballot sitting on my table, but I just can’t decide who to vote for for gov.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Write in Zito
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 20, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet Zito will run for office one day.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
He's a republican
I think I read that somewhere.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Timmy?
Doubt it.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Chris Lincecum? Maybe.
OTOH, he might be Union, being an aircraft worker and all.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
I was just going to say this...
If he’s a Republican, then there’s a strong chance that Tim is by default.
I am guessing that there are plenty of Republicans in the majors, given the draw from the South and Midwest, but that’s probably balanced out somewhat by the Latino players.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
did you ever see that southpark episode where they make fun of undecided voters for being the stupidest people alive
No one here gets out alive.
I mean, I'm generally not undecided in the general elections
And I know who I’m voting for in the Senate primary (Campbell).
But I just can’t figure out Poinzer v Whitman
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Well
They’ve both run the most horrible, idiotic, and annoying campaigns known to man
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 20, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
A Giant series of
‘NO U’s
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 20, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly
So I’m pretty meh. I’ll probably just end up voting for Jerry anyway, so who cares. I guess I’d lean towards Meg, because all things being equal, I think it’s a good thing to get more women in politics. But neither has inspired me.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Nice!
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 20, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
Between innings entertainment
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idLG6jh23yE
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Awesome.
But fuck Ronaldo.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Is he from portugal?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Si’
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
If I remember right, he doesn’t exactly give you a choice.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Ridiculous Paraguayan goal
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop defibrillating.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I picked the wrong day to stop taking ulcer meds
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on May 20, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I picked the wrong day to stop beating up hobos
Puking Orange and Black since 1981
Proud member of Sabean's "lunatic fringe" or in other words, "vast majority"
Looks like I picked the wrong day to try and pay 3 homeless guys to kill my wife
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You can always start again. It’s like riding a bike
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
by SoFa King Mike on May 20, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Uriibe
Necessitamos INSURANCE RUNZ
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Only two ’s’es
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I only count 2...
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
CRENELLLLLLLLATIONS
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Christ uribe
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
This is going to be one of those heart attack games
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 20, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
Giants baseball
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Uribe isn't Christ
He’s just a pudgy guy who was sent here to save our ass on ocassion.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
Well he sure isn’t an angle!
Get it? Cause hes round?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Goddammit Jim
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
he's the Holy ghost
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
actually in the Bible Jesus is called the son of God
but that was the way Jews generally referred to themselves. It didn’t mean anything special at the time. Or so I have read.
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
LOL DFA
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
Eh, he hit it well.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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So, I know that was an out
But, isn’t it great that this guy’s been buried on the bench?
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
It Is Great Because He Does Not Have A Major League Skillset
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 20, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
If We Gave Him Enough At-Bats To Prove Himself He Would Only Prove Himself To Be A True AAAA Player And You Would All Be Disappointed
Velez on the other hand…
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Obviously helping him
HE HIT A HOMERUN!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Come on, Whitey
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
LOL Greyside
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That was quick.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.
See, I’m not made about Eli striking out, because we can only expect that from him. He’s not our “offensive catcher.”
Bengie, on the other hand, can go jump in a lake.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
What are you made about?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Damn.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Giants baseball: Torture
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
OT: LOL ESPN
This was on the front page:
HATTIESBURG, Miss. — Brett Favre says he still isn’t sure what he’s doing next season, but he may have given some indication after visiting with the Southern Miss baseball team.
The Minnesota Vikings quarterback told the Golden Eagles on Thursday morning that if they can make it back to the College World Series for the second straight year, he will return for one more season in the NFL.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.
Saw that this morning.
What a dick.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Doesn't ESPN get
that BrittFar is just fucking with them. All. The. Time.
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 20, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Can it get any dumber
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Pat Burrell?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tommy Joseph is the Dingerzball Wizard
HAHA
Pat Burrell has said he would love to come to SF
SF told Chronicle Live they are NOT interested!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
MISSPELLING!
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
LOL
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
meh, I’d take him for the minimum
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 20, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
It's Magic inside
Exactly what the fuck does that mean?
Puking Orange and Black since 1981
Proud member of Sabean's "lunatic fringe" or in other words, "vast majority"
inside what??
Puking Orange and Black since 1981
Proud member of Sabean's "lunatic fringe" or in other words, "vast majority"
It means tha- OMG LOOK MAGIC!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 20, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly as it sounds.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Throw strikes.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
What the heck? I come back from dinner and the Giants are winning?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
DINGERZ
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You missed a pretty terrific Giants 6th inning.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NOM NOM
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
EAT. EAT. EAT.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
SEE SEE IT"S YOU JPORNY
eat more! go to French Laundry and have fourteen courses!
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
That’s my boy.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Kunzler
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
LOL
“from he-RE”
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
How dare you disrespect Bengie like that!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 20, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
It seems like Bengie’s frame jobs have been really weak this year.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it’s because the ump can actually see around him
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 20, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
k thnx bye!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Hey, fuck you Adam LaRoche
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
LOL Bowker
That’s why you don’t play everyday.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
No, that's not why
And that wasn’t that bad of a play
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Damnit Bowker – quit hanging pitches over the plate or back to the bench with you!
"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader."
by cybermaldonado on May 20, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
What did he do wrong?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
i hate you laroche
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL THE ONLY TIME ALL CAPS WAS APPROPRIATE
AND I FUCK IT UP!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Argh.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Geez, that guy
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
LaRoche
I wonder if we are going to have to deal with this all season
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
I BLAME GRANT
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I hope LaRoche does not become one of those Thorn in our side players.
I wanted to hate him for different reasons.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ugh.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Geez, this game
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
/heartattack
Take my bags, not my top 3 pick!
"Winning is not enough. All others must lose." - Larry Ellison
On a plate
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
AFFELDT
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
GODDAMMIT JPONRY
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
APPROPRIATE GIF IS APPROPRIATE
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 20, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
DAMNIT
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
one batter too late. All of a sudden Bochy doesn’t like going righty-righty
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Just keep telling yourselves… Dbacks bullpen.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
To bed, no supper.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
POLITICAL TALK JINX!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
SPOT ON
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I blame Jponry
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I want that teacher
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
Would you say you are Hot for it?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I would indeed
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Rusty Ryal…what a great name.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.
BLASPHEMY!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I see low quality porn in his future.
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 20, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously. It seems incomplete
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a friend named Rusty Pierce.
Charming, right?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
GUILLERMO
FINISH HIM
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
FINISH HIM!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Don't blow this!!
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 20, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
get the cheez up highr, Mota....!
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
perfect
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
A popup....perfect
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
I have no fingernails left
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I know a guy, sells em cheap.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
lulz Rusty Ryal
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
One more out, Mota.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
LOL Uribe trying mini hidden ball trick there.
Anyone else see that?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
but he isn't Jesus Christ
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
z
TOUCHIN ON MY
WHILE I"M TOUCHIN ON YOUR
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
god the music at this stadium is horrible
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Arizona:
California’s Back Alley Garbage.
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 20, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugly fuckling
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
He can keep winning as long as the Rockies end up in the cellar as a team.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BUT HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO LEAD HIS TEAM
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 20, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
If the Rockies go 50-114
and the Giants make the playoffs I will take it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
err 50-112
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I will accept them finishing second to last.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
0.99 ERA
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
I would waive my no trade clause too.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Neal, Kieshnick, Noonan
4 Oswalt!
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
that was a strike
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Pitch looked pretty good
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
fail
Take my bags, not my top 3 pick!
"Winning is not enough. All others must lose." - Larry Ellison
Oh geez.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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DAMMIT
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
/sigh
Gotta block that one, Eli.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Another walk
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
No way.
If you’re gonna lose, lose early, so I don’t need to waste my time with doomed hope.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Or just, y’know. Start Wellemeyer.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
They do, it's true.
If you’re gonna lose, lose early,
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Or a Giant’s fan, about 3 years ago.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Stop nibbling.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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i want to taser this umpire
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
+1
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
umpire isn't throwing balls
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
+1
I found what I need. And it's not friends. It's...things.
by OneManGangTackle on May 20, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Thow strikes
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 20, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
Strikes. Throw then now
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
Our Team WHIP has to be not so good.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
4th best in the league
though that was before tonight
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
fail
Take my bags, not my top 3 pick!
"Winning is not enough. All others must lose." - Larry Ellison
Sigh…
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL MOTA
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Oh well.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
purflunk
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
For crying out loude
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 20, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
loud* ugh
"Obviously I don’t want to be in this position, but this is a good time to come together and raise our middle finger in the air." - Dan Boyle
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 20, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Shitty bullpen right now
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck. There goes Tim’s win.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Ugh.
Well Timmy won’t get the loss.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
God Damn it. Where is Affeldt?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
RAGE, RAGE
against the dying of the light
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Geez
Well, at least Lincecum doesn’t get the loss.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
timmy knew it was too good to be true
the fact that this umpire is terrible doesn’t exactly help much either
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
i don't know what happened... i hope that's a single
it’s in a very hittable part of the zone
Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!
8 BBs, sigh
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 20, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
Better hope this game doesn’t go extras.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
My thoughts exactly. If it does, we’re kind of really screwed.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
FUCK
I expected fregression from the bullpen but really? This fucking bad?
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
fregression?
No, that’s what he’s doing in Toronto
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
More like progfress. Or improFREDment
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
So how bout that bullpen?
Take my bags, not my top 3 pick!
"Winning is not enough. All others must lose." - Larry Ellison
Restore sanity, Affeldt.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
I mean, there’s not a lot the pitchers can do when the ump won’t call fucking strikes.Gotta go into the zone, which doesn’t help against a team like the Dbacks. They can just sit fastball all day and fucking night.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
c'mon,
Srsly.
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Look, our control isn’t great, but when you’re up there on the mound and can’t get a single generous strike call, it gets pretty aggravating. You keep trying to get strikes, and fall behind in counts, and the Dbacks know it. They sit fastball, and when it comes into the zone, they’re swinging.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Giants: do not get in a slugging match with the Diamonbacks. You are woefully unarmed.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
moar like a banana to a nuclear arms race
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 20, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I am told that those ladies just haven’t met “the right man.”
I am told that by misogynist assholes, but I am told that nonetheless.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants baseball
the first month was fun! but now reality sets in
1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!
by Docter419 on May 20, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Well said
Bowker, Denker, and Holmker.
by DubsFanByTheZoo on May 20, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
fucking last place team and their lineup is murderer’s row against our staff
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
In fairness, their lineup is scary good.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
let’s just start beaning each batter
I found what I need. And it's not friends. It's...things.
by OneManGangTackle on May 20, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
THAT WILL KEEP THIS GAME FROM GETTING OUT OF HAND! BRILLIANT!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
clearly I was serious. calm down.
I found what I need. And it's not friends. It's...things.
by OneManGangTackle on May 20, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Protip: ALL CAPS = chasm
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
you calm down
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
K BUT ONLY CUZ YOU TOLD ME TO LOLZ
thx for the tip
I found what I need. And it's not friends. It's...things.
by OneManGangTackle on May 20, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that the opposite of the jungle?
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Tim you better be good on Sunday the 30th because I am bringing my mom because she insisted she wanted to see you pitch while she’s in the US. She is Filipino and knows a LOT of Asis’s.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
She knows Asses?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
She is Filipino and knows a LOT of Asis’s.
What?
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
BATTLEMENTS!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That looked like a strike.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
I changed the channel
Maybe that will help.
Yes. Whose Line will help
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Woah
Wayne Brady with the Jerry Curl
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
See!
It helped!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
*jheri
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
/goes on the DL
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
DO A BARREL ROLL
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
by Natto on May 20, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Franchez gets style points on that one.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
HE IS BENEATH US BUT NOTHING IS BENEATH HIM!
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
AFFELDT!
LOVE YOU FRANCHEZ!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
STOP! DROP! ROLL!
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Good play Mole
Not sure if that was completely necessary, though.
Looked cool!
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
New thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/20/1481457/raiders-of-the-lost-thread
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
whew, mole.
Now score some runs.
Would Mota be in line for the win? Or would it be Affeldt?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
thanks
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
he didn't want to chance a backhand
amazing
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Acrobatic moles will till your fields!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The Dominican judge
gives his dismount a 5.9.
And the baby agrees.
I ain't denyin' there wasn't no bottle.
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