Mooooooo!
by Grant Brisbee on May 20, 2010 1:39 PM PDT
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AWESOME
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 20, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions
I spit in your general direction
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Does it really matter?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Hey, if you eat, you gotta… oh, I read that wrong.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 20, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx221/gogiboss/revengeoftheboss.jpg
Daniel Turpen is a Giant Beaver
4 Recs already!
I think this might end up the rec-record!
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
REVENGE OF THE BOSS!
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2010 1:44 PM PDT reply actions
You got it all wrong. Grant posts the llama posts. Grant’s boss occasionally hops on Grant’s computer and writes up insightful articles on the Giants.
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
Grant is the boss?
whoa, heavy
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
do you have a link
to these insightful articles?
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 20, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't really link, because WFB has multiple articles on one page
But:
3) Henry Schulman, beat writer for both the San Francisco Chronicle and The Sporting News, says the surprising spring success of Joe Nathan might enable the team to deal Felix Rodriguez or Ryan Jensen. I hope I’m wrong – I really, really do – but this would be a horrible idea. Nathan wasn’t getting outs before he was injured, and he wasn’t getting outs after he came back. He has a long history in professional baseball of not getting outs. The first week of spring shouldn’t change that. Trading Felix because Nathan is having a good spring would be like the Diamondbacks trading Junior Spivey to make room for Carlos Baerga.
posted by G at 6:18 PM
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
if we rec this enough, won’t it show up on the front page of sbnation?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
105
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 20, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree with this post!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 20, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions
LOLOLOLOL
My day just got way better.
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
Not posted to Yahoo, though. Darn.
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
Bravo, Grant
Your most compelling argument yet for why Freddy Sanchez should bat eighth.
Giants Baseball: TORTURE
by Kitspool on May 20, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
OMFG YES
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
This site is just one giant inside joke.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
OMG:
Been there. I was a fire hose for three days in San Diego a few years ago. It’s tough when you can hear it pounding the water but you can’t even feel it coming out.
lol
That was an awesome thread.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 20, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I had to rec xanthan's comment
It was near criminal that it wasn’t green.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Oh man, I remember experiencing that.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 20, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Anagram of "llamas are watching"
ALAS, ANGELIC WARMTH
Absolutely.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 20, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions
Hail Carnal Waste Mag
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
LOL
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Has wet llama racing.
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
"W" Hates Llama Racing
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Still not on the SBN main site =/
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 20, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions
they probably have an emergency shut-off valve or something.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I am unsure of the provenance of this post.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 20, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions
I used to love the book “Is Your Mama A Llama?”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This makes me think of "Are You My Mother?"
“No. You are a snort.”
Proud parent of the new dominant pitching sensation out of San Diego State University.
Temporarily refocused on hockey-related exercises... growing a beard, wearing teal, punching random people as I walk to class...
My 1 year old son loves that book. That and goodnight moon.
It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant
Goodnight Moon FTW!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
my daughter loves the sequel, Llama llama, Mad at Mama
You're F*cking Out!
by Kenny F*cking Powers on May 20, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Travis Henry's:
Llama Llama, Another Baby Mama
You're F*cking Out!
by Kenny F*cking Powers on May 20, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sure glad Grant didn’t just phone it in today.
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions
Are you high, Grant?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
BEST POST EVER!!!!
REC REC REC REC REC
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
I keep scrolling over the llama image hoping that one of those hidden AP captions will pop up.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Photobucket blocked at work..
/feels left out.
Adopted Son:Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
llamallamallamallama
Daniel Turpen is a Giant Beaver
by fwoty oz on May 20, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
LOL!!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 20, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Just a sec
I’ll get it!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 20, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
LLAMAO?
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 20, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Can you imagine what the rest of the people are thinking when they see this headline.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOLIRLROFL
All those people at other sites are like: “I heard those gents at McC are a bunch of upstanding, classy chaps. A touch elitist maybe but really quite delightful. On the other hand, what the fuck is with this llama shit?”
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
This
Is the best Grant’s boss post I have ever seen. Has Grant’s boss front page posted before?
Wait a Minute.....
Is that Llama smiling at me?
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
by WilliamVanLandingham on May 20, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions
This was a cold, calculated act. It took planning, positioning, and immaculate execution. SB Rape of the highest order.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LLAMA LOVE! OE-OE-O!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
What if I came here for news? I’d think the llamas really are watching!
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
WHAT IF I CAME HERE FOR NEWS??
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Hadn't seen that before
And epic.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I quoted that article at work yesterday.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s Grant’s fault, really. It’s 2 o’clock. He should really be checking on this site.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 20, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions
So far, it's more than 1 rec per minute
Awesome.
I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?
I was hoping this post would have more recs than comments, but it doesn’t look like that’s gonna happen.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 20, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m going to log in with my sockpuppet accounts and rec this.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
POST A COMMENT AS JPORNY!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
GODDAMMIT.
I think he has a keylogger on my computer. I didn’t leave my browser up this time. He specifically sent me on an errand right as I was about to finish with my post for the day. I’m so unbelievably pissed and amused right now.
Hiding this, rec record or not.
by Grant Brisbee on May 20, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
noooooooooooooo
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
MOOOOOOOOOOO
Neal before Zod!
Official Sponsor of the 1997 San Francisco Giants
by nostocksjustbonds on May 20, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
:(
Don’t hide it!
Think of the llamas!
by The Double Deuce on May 20, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Guanacos are cooler anyway
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
noooooooooooooo
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
I am never refreshing the front page tab again.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 20, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
It seemed like there had to be some manner of foul play at work here.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
BOOOO WORSE THAN SABEAN BOOOO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Hahah wow. Anyone see the Reds game today?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions
Braves scored 7 in the bottom of the ninth, including a walk off Grandslam.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 20, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
And that grand slam was in the OF’s glove for a moment, so the guy who hit it thought he’d been robbed. He turned to walk to the dugout in dejection before he saw his teammates streaming out to celebrate, then had to turn around and run around the bases.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 20, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
The agony of defeat, the thrill of victory.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 20, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
You can't hide it, Grant!
It’s going to be here, forever.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 20, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions
NOBODY CAREZ ABOUT UR POKEMONZ!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
or your 502 server errors
TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
-------
PARPG- Indy post-apocalyptic roleplaying game in development
Grant's boss
likes to hijack his computer when he finds Grant administering his literary empire.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 20, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
What do llama’s have to do with anything?
by Missing Barry on May 20, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
They have nothing to do with anything
He just always posts about llamas for some reason. And it’s hilariously random, at least to me.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Looking through some of those comments, I stumbled across a thread about the 2006 draft.
What rankles me is the idea that this is the weakest draft in years. Of course it is. When the Giants have a top-ten pick, it isn’t the year spilling over with talent, or the year were ridiculously talented Scott Boras clients slide down the draft ladder. It’s the year when the 9th pick isn’t much different from the 29th pick. When the Warriors have the #1 pick overall, it isn’t a year when Tim Duncan or LeBron James comes out, it’s a year when Joe Smith is the consensus first overall pick. Phooey, bah humbug, and we’ll check back in 2010 to see how the draft really went.
I do have a draft wish, though, that supercedes all others. I want Luke Hochevar to fall to the ninth spot. I’d like the Giants to draft him, and for him to rocket up to the majors. I’d love for him to be an All-Star many times over, and I’d love for him to have a .824 winning percentage against the Dodgers for his career. Hochevar was a Dodgers’ first-rounder last year, but they were unable to reach a deal. Any success in a Giants uniform would annoy the bejeebus out of Dodger fans, and that’s pretty much always a credible goal.
-Grant
Damn those Royals taking Hochevar #1 so he wasn’t available to us! Damn that weak 2006 draft class the one time we got a Top 10 pick! If only we ended up with someone good…..
Well, it’s 2010, time to look back at that draft pick….
I love hindsight. :)
by Missing Barry on May 20, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
That draft was supposed to be pretty weak going into it.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Oh, and also, I guess that makes my flagging this article for being a troll appropriate.
by Missing Barry on May 20, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I suppose so
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 20, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, Fitty Bux! Llamas actually say: "Muuuuuuu!"
They don’t speak English.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Grant’s boss is the super-bestest.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
As long as he isn’t my boss, IAWTC.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 20, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
At this point I’m basically picturing bizarro-Grant, which means Grant with an awesome mustache or a terrible goatee.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Yes.
Pretty cool to have a boss that doesn’t mind you writing on the job (of course, I say this with no idea what Grant does for a living) and is pro-practical jokes. I approve of this behavior.
Oh, I write on my lunch hour, and my boss is constantly harassing me the whole time. My office is like Michael Scott guest starring on “Sprockets.”
by Grant Brisbee on May 20, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
If that’s what you call my boss air-humping the office supplies off my desk while I’m on the phone, then, yes, we dance a lot.
by Grant Brisbee on May 20, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
You can dance if you want to!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
by cornball on May 20, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You can leave your llamas behind
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 20, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I still think he should have won most amusing poster
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
BLASPHEME!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 20, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
SORRY
You’re funny too! You just can’t compete with llamas. No one can, really.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
LOL LARS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That is kinda sad.
We should be able to manage triple digits at least.
Adoptive parent of Kevin Frandsen, now stopping gaps in...Anaheim?
LOL YOUR WELL THOUGHT OUT MUSINGS
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
FUCKING EPIC
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
At the Conan O’Brian show a few weeks ago they were using the Walker Texas Ranger lever and the last clip was so fucking hilarious. It was Chuck Norris with that kid from 6th sense and they are meeting some old Wilford Brimley look alike. Out of nowhere the kid says, “Walker told me I have aids.”
I would find it on youtube but it’s blocked here at work. Can somebody help me out?
It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant
98 recs!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
screw my boss!
He thinks he’s real funny and is enjoying the publicity. After air-humping my desk, he opted to return to his office and is now drawing “stick llama figures,” (on the glass that separates our two offices), with dry erase markers. I swear to god he belongs in day care with my two year old! The funny thing is that he never even mentions llamas unless he’s screwing around with my site. I LIKE CHIKIN!!!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Grant Brisbee on May 20, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
I think I’ll change my password now.
by Grant Brisbee on May 20, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The drama!
There should be a soap about Grant and Grant’s boss and the llama that lives across the street.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
TNT: We Know Llamas
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on May 20, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
nice
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 20, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
After air-humping my desk, he opted to return to his office and is now drawing "stick llama figures
For some reason this makes me think Howie is your boss. Do the llamas have penis arms?
It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant
YES
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
This is my new facebook status.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 20, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Does it make you feel bad that that guy is your boss? It should.
by Missing Barry on May 20, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Someday, I would like to learn what Grant’s boss thinks of alpacas.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I like to imagine that his house is lined with alpaca.
Even the bathtub!
by The Double Deuce on May 20, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
just did REC # 100!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 20, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions
This is continually brightening my day
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I was going to rec it, but then realized it was at 109 recs, so I didn’t.
You’re welcome.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
This
Eli Whiteside : Catching no-no's and hitting grand slams
by BleedBlackNOrange on May 20, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone did, so go ahead
We should go for 200 recs! A new SBNation record (I’m guessing)
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
What, you think we read this site for the main articles? Pssh!
I'm as tall as Mel - why can't I hit 500 home runs?
HOLY SHIT
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 21, 2010 12:04 AM PDT reply actions
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