I went to my first game of the year today. Ask me how that went. And before you blame me for the bad mojo, know that my record is pretty good. My wife's, though, is supernaturally terrible.

Don't worry. It's only temporary. I have an ad up on Craigslist for a new wife. Don't ever tell me that I haven't made sacrifices for this team.

Also of note: that was the most tedious baseball game I think I've ever watched. Cripes.