Open Whatever Thread!
by jponry on May 2, 2010 3:19 PM PDT
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I think youre the only mod here
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
That's a good fucking thing
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
That meas were going to have one gamethread for the rest of the game
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm here
…but always fail when it comes to opening additional threads
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Oh ok.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Goofus was here but I don’t think he ever makes threads lol
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL Goofus.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm 45, too old to be tech savvy
About all I’m good for is warnings, bannings and dick jokes
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
i’ve never actually been warned
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I got banned once.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn’t you ask Howie to ban you?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah but I was mostly kidding!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
that was an interesting time
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
What about warning a ban is coming, in the form of a dick joke?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL TO EVERY WORD
/DROOL
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
/brags to online girlfriend
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 2, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Phew, got out of that one.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.
Even tutoring the SAT is better than this game.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
You do that yesterday?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I do it all the time
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I know, but there are only SATs every couple months right?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s one almost every month
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Oh.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
This is my last couple of weeks doing it though (thank God)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Giants Game : Rush
…
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yeah, but I think some people study for it weeks, or even months, in advance.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry
They gave all their runs to Cain yesterday.
if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire
Here's why the NBA sucks
Kobe Bryant knocks a guy down, spins away, takes an uncontested jumper. The call? And one.
In MLB, if, say Dan Runzler throws a third strike to, say, Albert Pujols, the ump rings him up. Period. No star treatment, just strike three, you’re out.
Plus Kobe’s a rapist
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
ALL OF THIS
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 2, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh
I disagree on the no star treatment. I’ve seen some.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 2, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
The NBA sucks because basketball is boring
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
The NBA is nothing but professional wrestling in disguise
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 2, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I see you didn’t watch the Giants while Barry Bonds was on the team.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I love Barry, but you can’t deny he got a hell of a lot of favorable calls
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I think it came and went.
I thought that final strike against the Mets in 2000 was kind of bullshit.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
He got rung up, though. The strike zone is generally subjective anyway. But we all saw unknown rookies ring up even Barry,
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on May 2, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty rare for him to have a 3rd strike called on him
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
If it weren't for balls 6 inches off the plate being called strikes, Maddux would have been a .500 pitcher
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 2, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Runs . . . please . . .
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
Rally Andrew Ryan
Because it worked on opening day
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
BBowkermania
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
BBOWKERMANIA!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions
Only good song on that album
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 2, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m a “non-nerd” and i know this is their worst album
An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.
hey, what happened to Scarlett?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
new thread?
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.
Frankly my darling, i don’t give a damn.
"Don't wear socks in the rain."
by cybermaldonado on May 2, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 2, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sure she’s easily found online.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 2, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
too much bewb, I suppose. I guess that’s Scarlett’s lot in life.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 2, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
NO DP PLZ
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
mlb gameday thinks that pitch was a foot off the plate
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Predictable
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions
Panda slump
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Can't we score just one fucking run of this guy?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions
Cy Young? NEVER!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 2, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
The strike zone has gotten huge.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
I'm getting sick of my son doing that
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
He’s just emphasizing that the result was unacceptable.
"People are getting the message, the right people are getting it, but the people we want to further attract, or make sure we hold onto, are being affected by what we consider the lunatic fringe. That's my frustration, that they don't have a bigger view of the world." - Brian Sabean
I need to go punch something
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
May I suggest Brian Sabean?
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 2, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Go punch the Rockies in the nuts. And I don’t mean Modesto.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Weren’t we yelling at Tim Tschida a couple weeks ago, too?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions
You’re going to see a lot of ground balls to short when pitches low and a foot off the plate are called strikes.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
Wait til we run into Drake; he called 12 backwards K’s last night
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 2, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, he is a terrible umpire.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL BARKER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Elvis?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
That bread on the right...
Is it the Tri-Toast of Tasty?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Oh, I see.
Jesus and such.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Grilled Cheese Virgin Mary
assures me the Rockies worship this false god
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
What is this, Charles Manson and Bernadette Peters toast?
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 2, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Yum
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
What's a "reebay", kuip?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Oh Whiteside.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
FU, CRACKER!!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 2, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, Whiteside
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
i think that would’ve sent someone to the DL
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 2, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
those things must be going for like $12 at the park?
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on May 2, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
That cheap?
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
hot fudge sundae sounds really good right about now
ya funk soul brother
/headin’ to Coldstone after the game
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Cultive!
for us fat people who wanna feel like we’re getting less fat!
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on May 2, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
There's a Cultive here in town.
What’s it like? Or better yet… what is its original/plain tart like?
There's one in SF
unless that’s not the town you were referring to. It’s like soft serve buffet bar with toppings
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on May 2, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Err... freaking posting options.
School tends to kinda prevent that. Especially since I have a paper and a lab report due this week.
Man
Whenever I make it out to ATT for a game, I’m going to starve myself first and set aside like 100 bucks for food. Everything there looks pretty good.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Wellemeyer is looking pretty alright.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.
They should give him the big z treatment
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Dammit, now sounds like a good time for It’s-Its and I forgot to buy ’em when I went to the grocery store yesterday.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions
LOLU
be happy you can buy them at all :(
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
I love those things. Saw a new flavor this week—coffee, I think
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 2, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG, i loved it’s it! weren’t they distributed in Oakland?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Burlingame, I think.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
there was something called a Cool-a-Coo down at Dodger Stadium, similar. I think they disappeared, though.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 2, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
yea, thought so, it was somewhere in the bay area
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
it’s in my grocery store, that’s all that matters (since that’s where food comes from, AMIRITE)
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 2, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
WE DONT GET IT HERE IN OHIO
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
SUX 2 B U
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
you can get em online
but shipping is like 40 bucks or something
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Just buy a shitload when you’re back in the Bay.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
yea, then i’ll end up weighing a shit load, and young ladies don’t like guys weighing a shit load
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
So just buy a quarter of a shitload.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
O well. Going to the sharks game tonight.
Nice start to my triumphant two week return to the Bay Area.
atta boy
did you hear what the free give away was?
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Actual live tiger sharks.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on May 2, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
i was gonna say chicken wings but this is better
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
you said it
he’s looking pretty, Alright
An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.
1 hit.
1 hit.
1 hit.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
I would like to try and beat up on their bullpen. Shouldn’t they rest the kid? Being his first start and all?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Let’s go, Jazzy.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
What the hell is all over George Sherrill's face?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
reebay
/kuip
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Way to work a count!
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
"We won two out of three. What more do you want?"
by DogDaysofSummer on May 2, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL SWEEP WHATS THAT
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Its 12:40 am here
I gotta go to bed. Can’t stay up for this shit show anymoreeeee
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
i can already see the Post-Game Thread Heading
Giants Avoid Sweep…The Third
An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.
You know what Goofus? DAMNIT!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I'd rather face ubaldo, actually
because the Giants are good against good pitchers. Guys like chacin are kryptonite for them
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Guys that the giants have never faced before, yep
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I still blame Bochy and Medders
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
FUCK YOU DISH
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
But tell us how you really feel about Dish.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
z
LOL Downs
“Did you see me call?” /waves hands
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Three game sweeps are not allowed.
Bochy gave the team a pass in Houston since it was the opening series.
FUCK YOU SEAGULL
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
THE SEAGULLS BETTER TO LOOK AT THAN THIS GAME
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I'm here
The Giants can start winning now.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
nice outing by Bumgarner today. 6 innings 1 run 2 hits 4 K’s 2 BB
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
sorry. The battery on my radar gun died.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
/Heyward
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 2, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I was wonder why catchers block balls with their bodies with no one on
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Instinct, I assume.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 2, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
/sex joke
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions
MadBum pitched 6 good innings today. 2 H, 1 R, 2 BB, 4 K, 85 pitches. Edlefsen’s in now.
NO I DON’T KNOW WHAT HIS VELOCITY WAS
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions
FIGURE OUT THE DAMN VELOCITY NOW!!! DO IT NOWWWWW
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
DAMN GAMEDAY DOESN’T HAVE IT. AND GREENWALD HASN’T SAID ANYTHING ABOUT IT. FFFU.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I already posted that. My lawyer will be calling you.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
/again, Heyward
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 2, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
DAMMIT.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Edlefsen
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 2, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s cool.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Greyside
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I return
wtf happened with Sanchez?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Tulo converted him.
Saw the error of his ways and left for mission work
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
No command. Chacin hasn’t had good command either, but the Giants swing anyway.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
He doesn’t allow any of her inherited runners to score, if you know what I mean.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
Fritatta?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 2, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK
I need to guy buy a daffodil.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
Like with fist pumps and Bud Lights?
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.
No
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn’t that what guys do?
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.
Im a chick.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
No, you’re not.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re blowing my cover!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re doing that all by yourself, man.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
P A N D A
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
PANDA
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 2, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions
Hats off to Wellemeyer.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Pants too?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
if you're into that
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 2, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
ok cool
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
as if they’re ever on
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 2, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
as you please
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 2, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
They’ve BEEN off.
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gamer
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 2, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
ELITIST
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I am gonna take a nap
This game is helping.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bochylism
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 2, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
We’re being one hit by the fucking Rockies.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
There's nothing wrong with this offense. Brian Sabean, non-idiot, says so.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 2, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Brian Sabean
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
MIJO DICE CALLATE, LOS QUE ODIAN!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Is Colorado’s bullpen good/bad?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 2, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions
LOL A's
Ten million dollars for Ben Sheets. 9 earned runs in 3 innings today with 10 hits, 3 HR.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
LOL my pokemonz
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Also 8 ER in his last start, yes?
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on May 2, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLWLER
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Man, glad I did work over watching this crap
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
I’m down with Downs.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 2, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions
MadBum's fastball velocity: consistently 91-92
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions
He threw a couple of breaking balls for strikes, IIRC. Looked decent, but still needs a little more work, IMO.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
MATT DOWNS
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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Rally Timmy
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
DAMMIT
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
They need a new bullpen.
Also, Bedard back.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on May 2, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank god for Matt Downs
2 Hits and a BB today
Bowker has been the only other baserunner except when Panda reached on an error.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
Panda's play
I just went back and watched it again. That should be a web gem
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
no such thing as a west coast web gem, though.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 2, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
DFA Ishikawa
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
OT
how come when a dog sneezes, there’s never any snot?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
I dunno, my dog has a lot of eye boogers though
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
yeah, mine too. at least he cleans those off.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 2, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
IT'S A TARP!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
...........
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Row&
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 2, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions
This makes me want to say “RowAmpersand” again.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Great Scott
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Wow. Downs didnt even advance.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
Played it safe, good call I think, he can’t tie the game, he’s better at 2nd than out.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on May 2, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah it was a smart play. That was more of a, “wow, that suck” comment.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
ROWAND
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 3:58 PM PDT reply actions
What did the overrated hack do?
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
Got on base.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 2, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Chacin >>>>Daley
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
AH
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
What even.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowand
A face only a wife would love.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
WHY THE FUCK ARE THE PADRES GOOD?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
good move when you’re losing late at home
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 2, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
because there can’t be a save opp
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 2, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL BOWKER
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
TORRES FOR BOWKER?!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
no
but pissed? yes
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Bork fucking bork
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 2, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
hawt
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
oh wow I didnt even realize
WHAT THE FUCK
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Bowker
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL Us for having to suffer Bruce Fucking Bochy and Brian Fucking Sabean
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 2, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Bowker could have done that.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
woo cuz bowker couldnt have done that
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on May 2, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions
THERES NO WAY BOWKER COULDA DONE THAT, THOUGH!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
RALLY PANDA!
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Fuck you Bochy you worthless piece of maggot vomit
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
THERES A SHE WOLF IN THE CLOSET
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE CLOSET?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
HIT A FUCKING BOMB NOW PANDA
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions
Panda tryin to save this team
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
/sad trombone
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
/sad didgeridoo
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
bah
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 2, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions
I BELIEVE OUR CHANCES AT WINNING THIS GAME ARE LOW
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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NO WAY HUFF IS GONNA HOMER TO LEAD OFF THE 9TH JUST YOU WAIT
by DogDaysofSummer on May 2, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU, SIR, ARE A GENIUS
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+109
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions
We have one good hitter and he’s slumping
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
No, silly, Whiteside!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 2, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Can it be, that Tree Bark Jesus is real and Burnt Toast Jesus is the fraud?
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
O HEY GUYZ LOOK ITS RUNZLER
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
Medders in the 5th, Runzler with mop-up duty. Good work there, Bochy.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
Hey everyone, cheer up! We have the best GM in baseball, a tactital genius for a field general, and a great lineup!
Gosh it’s good to be a Giants fan and to be able to go to the ballpark and look at all the trophies in the case that Brian Sabean has brought to San Francisco.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
"tactital genius"
is that a smart person with big boobs?
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Tulo = douche
Grew up in Sunnyvale, favorite team was the A’s
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
LOL THOSE WHO DEFEND BOCHY AND/ OR SABEAN
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Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
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That is REALLY funny
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 2, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Runzler is good.
Medders is not.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
Nice inning, Runzler. See that, Bochy?
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Bochy gave up this game in the 5th when he put Medders in to let the Rockies pad their lead and then refused to pull him even when it was obvious he was sucking.
NOTHING is obvious to Bochy, particularly obvious baseball things
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 2, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
hufftastic!!!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
WOOOHOOO
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
HUFF!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions
i remember a game a couple years ago when the bums hit 4 bombs in a row to tie the padres in the bottom of the 9th, then hit a walkoff in extras to win
Yeah I remember that.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL@ idea of Giants lineup hitting back to back bombs
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 2, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, I was just too lazy to write two more backs.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 2, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Kuip, did you just call him Jose?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions
Yes he did
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL drunk
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Um... Better late then never?
"Imagine how many banners we would have if I was GM..." - Drew Remenda
Good Lord this picture can scare children.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Only Dodger children
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 2, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
WEEEEEE
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, what the fuck
Did Bochy lay odds against every third game this stand?
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
No, he was already used, thank god.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
If only Bork hadn't used Torres earlier.....
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 2, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Please tell me Molina is on deck
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
Keep fighting Nate
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
FUCK YOU DISH
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
OH LOOK ANOTHER WEAK GROUND BALL
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
Bork
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 2, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Go out with dignity
Don’t bunt
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
2 outs, bottom of the 9th, down by 3, Whiteside up. I like our odds here.
just a sambple of carbon-based wastage
We got them just where we ant them!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL my entire pitching staff on my pokemonz got Cained big time… 11 Ks 1.69 ERA, and 3 guys started, Fister, CJ wilson and Sanchez
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Grilled Cheese Mary only promised no Shutout
good team not yet great
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Final score: 4-1
Runs scored while Medders was on the mound: 3
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions
Shut Up F.P.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
On the other hand . . .
Downs had a nice game
Bowker made a good throw
Sanchez was solid
Huff went yard
So, glass half full
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I don’t like Gary Radnich.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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