Open GameThread, 5/2
Colorado Rockies at San Francisco Giants, May 2, 2010 1:05 PM PDT
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Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 2, 2010 12:01 PM PDT reply actions 16 recs
It would be nice to finish one of these off
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
This one is brilliant
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
rec'd
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s some real LA style smog right there.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 2, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
CHOCOLATE AVALANCHE!
oh wait.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Looks shopped.
That reflection is a dead giveaway.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I can see the pixels!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
It was an honest mistake.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 2, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
needz moar failbeard
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 2, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't look at me that way
/bravery reference
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 2, 2010 1:09 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
/puts on glasses
Oh, I see!
Wait, I don’t wear glasses…
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
If you see nipples when you wear glasses, maybe you should wear them.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 2, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
This is a very, very good point.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
“point” taken
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 2, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Repost: Lolineup
Rowand CF
Bowker LF
Sandoval 3B
Huff 1B
Uribe SS
Schierholtz RF
Whiteside C
Downs 2B
Sanchez SP
Our 7-8-9 are auto-outs. Sigh.
My Son.
2010 Giants: "The thing is, it happened."
what’s up with DeRosa? is it just because he’s in a slump?
by 49erEmpire on May 2, 2010 12:09 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Yes, per AmyG:
Mgr Bochy says DeRosa pressing. Gave him day off to regroup.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
/sprains wrist while regrouping
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Most teams aren’t exactly thrilled with their 7-8-9.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Most teams don’t have a hitter as bad as Eli Whiteside batting 7th.
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 2, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
While I’m sure you’re right, I wish I knew how to find a listing of team’s production out of given line up positions. I browsed through fangraphs but couldn’t find anything obvious.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The only way I know of would be to use the splits function on the team stats page on espn.com for each team. For example, the Giants numbers for #7 hitters this year are .264/.309/.425. Last year, it was .282/.336/.457, which seems impossibly high to me, but Schierholtz, ishikawa and Rowand all apparently tore it up hitting 7th last year..
But even if you had the numbers it would be a hard thing to determine because you can’t use the small sample size from this year, and you certainly can’t use Whiteside’s (17 AB) small sample size from this year (.353/.389/.882), which would beat most team’s #3 hitters. If anything, you should use his career line (.244/.280/.391).
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 2, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Most days Halladay doesn’t pitch against the Giants.
Proud member of The Gentlemen of Leisure.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 2, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s pretty much all you can say to that.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 2, 2010 12:21 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
MuthaFuckinBowkerMania
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, what if PurpleRowers are lurking? THINK OF TEH CHILDRENS!
It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant
WHAT IF I COME TO THIS SITE FOR INFORMATION!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
This lineup says to me “Velez is so far into the doghouse that both Downs and Bowker are ahead of him.” Therefore, I wholeheartedly approve.
Though I’m dreading the double switch that gets him in the game for the 7th or 8th.
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
What?
No Ubaldo Jimenez???? I mean, I guess that’s good for us, but I really wanted to see him pitch. Who knows, maybe we could have treated him like we treated Halladay…
Ubaldo > Tim
NO HITTERZ!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
With that logic
Sanchez > Ubaldo
He did it first.
I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers
Exactly!
A purple row guy was here Friday and made the above claim, but shut up once the CYA’s were brought up
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he was just kidding around about the no-hitter thing
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
hmm. I was sure he wasn’t, but I guess I fell in
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Plus no walks! Suck it PR
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Didn’t we hammer Jimenez last time anyway?
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on May 2, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s because aces throw strikes, so the players know where to hit the ball.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Anyone bringing a broom to the game?
Helton is.
Oh, wait. That’s his face
I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers
MOCKERY
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
question...
Is pedro martinez a FA? would you like to pick him up as the fifth starter instead of wellemeyer?
yes, yes
He’s not supposed to sign until June/July from what I hear
Philly give him the Conan O’Brien treatment?
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on May 2, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
His choice
He probably wants to see who the contenders are
I think Pedro is close to a deal with the Phillies. They’re holding off because they want him to be fresh for the second half of the season.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
by rxmeister on May 2, 2010 12:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Eh, just throw out one of the AAA guys. Hold off on Bum for a bit.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Where did Sadowski end up?
Dude ruled for like 45 minutes last season
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on May 2, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Japan, right?
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on May 2, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Or Korea. I think it’s Korea
I know it’s one of the two
I've got just three words for you: Duck The Fodgers
Buffer zone?
Heard the fans are rough
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on May 2, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Korea.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
South or North?
heard its quite the rivalry
by slackersphere17 on May 2, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d give wellemeyer another few starts than if his production doesn’t improve I would start looking and pedro would be one i’d consider
Garlic fries 08
by operation carrot on May 2, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Wasn’t his last start good?
/too lazy to look it up.
It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant
7IP, 3 Hits, 2ER, 3BB, 4K.
I’ll take that from #5 starter every time.
It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant
his last start was pretty good and that one that he made after the extra innings braves game was good too. Everything else was pretty bad though. Maybe give peucatas a try. Maybe make a run at washburn. Idk but if every fifth day he is giving up 5-6 runs with our offense. eek
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by operation carrot on May 2, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
the one he made after extra innings braves game was only good for a fifth starter
which is fine of course but with our offense it would be really nice to have five good pitchers
which is why i’d be in favor of pedro. or hoping the yankees overreact and sell off javier vazquez for nothing.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
/drools at vazquez as a fifth starter
the cardinals announcer’s would freak out
whats his contract like though? I have no idea
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by operation carrot on May 2, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
11.5 mil this year, free agent after the season
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
steep this year
but i’d be all over that. Hopefully get some picks after we let him walk too
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by operation carrot on May 2, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
how did you like the second part of the dwho story? the bit with karen and the doctor at the end made me lololol
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by operation carrot on May 2, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Believe it or not, I don’t actually watch Who!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’ve only ever seen one episode.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 2, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
MASSIVE NERDZ FAIL
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I’m more of a Life On Mars/Ashes to Ashes fan!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Life on mars i loved. Havnt seen ashes to ashes yet. Dont want to ruin it. Speaking of ruin you should check out John Simm’s portrayal of the master. I loved it the first time around but oh man in end of time…
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by operation carrot on May 2, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
AND I’m only starting BSG now. I’m waaaaaaaay behind on my nerd cred.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 2, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
BSG starts at like #150 in our Netflix queue. We’re still on Babylon 5, – which I guess makes me 15 years behind on nerd cred.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
/has never seen any Babylon 5.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 2, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s worth watching. The special effects have aged really poorly and some of the acting is wooden, but it’s a really interesting show. It’s a whole, big, huge five-year story arch. Very bleak and dystopian, at least through the first two seasons, and from what I gather it only gets more so.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I’ve always gone back and forth about watching it for some reason. Eventually, I’m sure I’ll give in and shotgun the whole thing.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 2, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
If you do, be forewarned it gets off to a slow start. It picks up about midway through the first season, but you really have to watch from the beginning because of the whole story arch thing.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I watched some Babylon 5 when I was a kid
Things I remember:
- There was a space station
- There were aliens
- There was a dude named Garibaldi
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
All true!
The guy who played Garibaldi, by the way, is now a conservative talk radio dude. He wrote a book that was on display at the front of the local Barnes & Noble for a while earlier this year. wheee.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
I’ve been meaning to start BSG, but I haven’t gotten around to it yet.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
For a really long time, I just didn’t care. I decided to give it a chance recently. The pilot is a solid 3.5. Plenty of room to grow, but far from crappy.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 2, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
It's worth it.
The last 20 minutes of S3 might be the best 20 minutes of TV ever.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on May 2, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve seen like three episodes of nine and two episodes of ten (plus his awful Christmas special from a couple years ago)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Wait, what awful Christmas Special? I didn’t think any of those were bad.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
The one on the Space Titanic.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
voyage of the damned.
Having Kylee monauge as the companion prolly wasnt the best idea
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by operation carrot on May 2, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
hm. That definitely wasn’t my favorite, and I definitely could’ve done without Kylie Minogue, but I didn’t dislike it.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
The next doctor was pretty cheesy at the end. But you gots to love voyage of the damned plus DT’s first epi
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by operation carrot on May 2, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, really?
I thought it was terrible (even accounting for Who levels of cheese)
Only good part was Russell Tovey
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
you ever watch gavin and stacey? russel tovey is randomly in it all the time
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by operation carrot on May 2, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
The Next Doctor is probably my favorite of the Christmas specials, actually.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
The only new Doctor Who episodes I really hated: the awful Daleks in Depression-era New York two-parter and the first part of The End of Time.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Agree. Hate daleks in manhatten. Hate end of time part one. Also i didnt like fear her. Doctor’s daughter was pretty meh too although i love jenny
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by operation carrot on May 2, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Fear Her and The Doctor’s Daughter were pretty unremarkable, as was The Idiot’s Lantern and probably a few others I’m forgetting.
What did you think of Love & Monsters? I thought it was hilarious, but I know some folks really didn’t like it.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
L&M seems like a polarizing episode. Lots of people hate it, but there are those who absolutely love it. I personally liked it… even though it was kinda creepy.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I loved it. Prolly my favorite of the second series after Girl in the fireplace. I really like doctor lite episodes. Cant wait for the karen one. Plus people freak out about the joke at the end but the good queen bess jokes plus karen trying to undress Matt at the end of flesh and stone was way more dirty but people dont freak out cuz its the holy moff
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by operation carrot on May 2, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
The Next Doctor > Voyage of the Damned
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I guess i didnt like the cyberking. Glad he got a ref though in this weeks epi
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by operation carrot on May 2, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah… the Cyberking was iffy… but the rest of the episode was cool.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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agreed on the res of the episode. I really like the guy they got to be the “next” doctor
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by operation carrot on May 2, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry i thought you were the one on here who was watching it. My bad
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by operation carrot on May 2, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I certainly wouldn’t push Karen Gillan off of me.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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That’s what you always say.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 2, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
AND I WILL CONTINUE TO SAY IT UNTIL I HAVE THAT OPPORTUNITY
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How 'bout a trade?
Like maybe Velez for Cliff Lee?
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by Giantsfan4life on May 2, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, why not?
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
LOL Giants
The Mets are the ESPN game of the week tonight for the third week in a row. They’re not showing them next week though. They’re only playing the Giants.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
by rxmeister on May 2, 2010 12:26 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
yea, it’s pretty pathetic how ESPN only shows NEW YORK, either the mets or the yanks
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
But remember, back in the 1950’s, ESPN showed lots of New York Giants games, so it evens out.
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by Giantsfan4life on May 2, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
we dont have a single sunday night game....
by allhailtheredwings on May 2, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
or monday night or wendsday night, hell i think after opening day, we've been banned from ESPN
by allhailtheredwings on May 2, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
They’re trying, camera crew just can’t figure out how to get to San Francicso
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on May 2, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
but the back to back cy young winner gets nothing, but god forbid Mr & Mrs. Met lose TV time
by allhailtheredwings on May 2, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
It's Okay though!
We had a Fox Saturday Baseball!
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on May 2, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
But we're not the Red Sox or the Yankees, so . . .
’Cause everyone knows there are only two teams that matter. Well, and the Mets
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on May 2, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Good. Now we don’t have to listen to Joe Morgan
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
I'll have a Schweppes with that Sweep, plz
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
ah, well on TBS it’s the yanks and white sox, 12-0 Yankees, not much of a game
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
ah, well on TBS [national station] it’s the yanks and white sox [other team], 12-0 Yankees, not much of a game
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
don't want to touch it with your hand
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
LOLKLAND!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Ben Sheets might not be the guy who is going to lead my fantasy team to the championship this year.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 2, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Ben Sheets is full. It won’t eat any more.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 2, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m starting to wonder about the same thing with Jake Peavy.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
PITCHING IN AL NOW
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 2, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
KC LOLffense: FUCK YOU GREINKE!!!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
2.29 ERA, about to be 0-3
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Mychael Urban gives him a C+ for the year
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
If i were dishing out grades i’d give him a C- or so, 0-3 is so pathetic
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
If Matt Cain complains about his run support.
He gets told ‘you want traded to KC?’
Lunch
Lucille’s BBQ Tri Tip sammich
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions
/Says something derogatory in a raspy voice
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I LIKE RAP MY HOMIES
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 2, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d rather have the Giants lose a close game to LA than win in a blowout. It’s more interesting.
808-KNBR, your thoughts.
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
BANNED
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
RUSH SUCKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
They Bully Teenage Girl Bands (>_<)/
http://the-adventurers-club.typepad.com/the_adventurers_club/2010/01/the-runaways-meet-rush.html
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
My brain still agrees, but I now I can’t get “Tom Sawyer” out of my head.
Plus those guys are kind of charming in a really nerdy way.
RUSH SUCKS
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Welcome back, Rowand

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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That’s pretty cool.
ALSO VOLUME SIX IN JUNE
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 2, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I have mixed feelings about the cast, but you can’t say anything bad about Edgar Wright. My hopes are still high.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 2, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Snubbull is kind of cute.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
I can’t lie, I think Bidoof is adorable in a stupid kind of way
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Too bad about Bibarel, though.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 2, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
/won at first gym today!
/just starting
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
SoulSilver/HeartGold?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Soulsilver
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
I finally decided to leave Goldenrod City… that sin-filled consumer paradise.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 2, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you’ve been there for over a month.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’ve been there for a very long time. I think I went 3 weeks without playing, though, so my lack of progress is more attributable to that than it is to rampant breeding sprees and an insatiable Voltorb Flip addiction.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 2, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I haven’t played in awhile.
I got kind of stuck trying to decide if I wanted to stick with Quagsire or switch to Seadra/Kingdra and it led to Pokemon ennui.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’ve always wanted to use a Kingdra.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 2, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I also got bored leveling up the Horsea I caught.
Kingdra is a really appealing Pokemon (only one type weakness!!)
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Maybe once school’s over I’ll play this game more often and catch up with you guys.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
There are a lot of really cool water types. Every time I think I’m going to go with Kingdra, I get really excited about some other one and Kingdra falls to #2 on my depth chart again.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 2, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, Water is probably the deepest type. So many interesting options.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL (water, deepest)
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
I was about to fight Red, but his Pokemon are 30 levels above mine.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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LOL
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Jason Giambi is starting today
I thought he wasn’t really able to play first anymore
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
THEY WANT HIS SIGNATURE GRANDER SLAM IN LINEUPS
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 2, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
(THAT’S A JOKE ON MCC)
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
HOW CAN THAT BE A JOKE ON MCC IT HAS NO DIRTY WORDS!?!!!?/
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Heading out to Lunch, then the Sharks Game
But Go Giants!

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
Giangots?
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No I believe those are Asians
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Good job by pre game show, asking Molina about the retirement part of that tweet, but NOT asking him about the Posey part.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
RUTHLESS JOURNALISM!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
I can't imagine how Bengie's fragile ego would have handled the
New York press had he signed with the Mets. Maybe this is the reason he was supposedly willing to take less to play for the Giants.
Supposedly said...
This is all based on some tweets from a Sean Farnham, so who knows how credible it is.
He basically said he doesn’t like the way the Posey situation has been handled and that he had to wait for two years in the minors when he was ready to come up and it is part of paying your dues.
And also that he’ll probably retire after this year.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
man
I do not want to see what Molina looks like when he doesn’t have to train at all and can really let loose at the buffet line
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
He'll look like Yoda?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Here's the thing about the Jazz
They get fantastic production from essentially free talent. Wes Matthews was an undrafted free agent rookie. So was Fesenko, so was Ronnie Price. CJ Miles was a second round draft pick, so was Boozer, so was Millsap. Lesson for the Giants? Great scouting can find guys who can play, especially when you’ve got great coaching and a great system.
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
by Giantsfan4life on May 2, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLBREY
anything funnier than huff rounding the bases
by slackersphere17 on May 2, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions
Tulo
Does he usually bat cleanup? Or is it just that way today since Helton has the day off?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions
He’s been batting cleanup for most of this season.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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He batted cleanup in the first two games of this series, with Helton hitting fifth.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
thanks
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions
F LEW TODAY
1-3, 2 runs scored,1 HR, 3RBIS, 1BB, 1SB
and our management picked velez over him?
IN TIMMY WE TRUST
they both stink.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Not the point, Lewis is a ballplayer
Velez isn’t.
Nerds.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Spree.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Skitties aren’t that great,
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 2, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Skeeties
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
His favorite food.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 2, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
HIS NAME IS SKEETER DON’T YOU SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 2, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair, though, I’m not sure skeet actually meant anything when that show was being made.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 2, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Now it is blanked out on the radio…
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
RACIST
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Aww skeet skeet goddamn!

Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on May 2, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
/Gobroks is so confused right now.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 2, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Skitty and Delcatty are both epically ugly
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Ironically, I really like the way Purugly looks!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 2, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I really want to be at the park right now.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
yes, actually
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Agreed.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on May 2, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
They showed the ball in the water?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Really Amy G?
51 Giants have hit splash hits?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
Did she actually say that!?
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Yeah.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
There have been 51 total, so maybe she just botched the line.
"Why not trade Bumgarner for some banger stud?" - sfgiants.com commenter or online porn ad? You be the judge!
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least Salem-Keizer).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Or doesn’t know any better?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, Im pretty sure thats what she meant.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
No, I believe the board only counts Giants Splash
Hits. I always thought it should be total or they should change the sign to say “Giants’ Splash Hits”.
Pretty sure the conversation was about that Amy made it sound like there were 51 different GIants with splash hits.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't believe you guys are talking about science fiction shows
I would never be caught dead doing such a thing.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
It’s funny because they’re different from me!
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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SEND THOSE BROWN FOLK BACK TO MEXICO!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I need to see your papers.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on May 2, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
DER DOOKER DER!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I have in-laws in AZ
I’ve had in-depth arguments regarding the law. They don’t like to use points that actually make sense. They just yell and accuse me of being too emotional.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on May 2, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
HE’S DIFFERENT BUT HIS NAME IS CHAD THAT’S A NORMAL NAME SO IT’S FUNNIER
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 2, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
How the hell are the Padres still ahead of us?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
When did they get Joey Devine?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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By Joey Devine?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Looks like the lady from Operation Repo
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
thats no lady
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
stupidlittlemotherfuckerwithannoyingbattingstance….
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on May 2, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
"IT'S ON" is back? Or has it ever left?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions
It never left.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Solution:
This pause is brought to you by Metro PCS! [racist comment]
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
hahahaha
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Score runs today, [Giants players]
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
MLB.tv can’t seem to make up its mind about whether or not to show the game. I keep getting like 3-second snippets of Big Phone park, and then nothing.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.
This
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Sallie Mae Ballpark!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I feel like it should be Bonds Field
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope
Mays Field.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
YES!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
I would like for the Giants to win today.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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I've been thinking a lot about this
And, I think I agree with you.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
OK, someone else will have to take K duties. I’ll be gone for most of the game.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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do you have the urls handy?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
McImage directory, but I’ll post the first one.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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OMG Uribe with the little kid was so cute
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
KIDS!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Control yourself. Take only what you need from it.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 2, 2010 1:18 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
WooHoo game time
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 2, 2010 1:15 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:16 PM PDT reply actions
JONATHAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
ALSO YAY FOR TV TODAY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:16 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:16 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD FOWLER!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 1:16 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 2, 2010 1:16 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
/Shift+A
Hey guyz hows it goin.
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
my game concern:
Dirty is overdue to be lit up by LHBs
I mean, an OBA of .000 in May without missing a start?
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
that's ridiculous
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
gotcha
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Wait, what?
If you click on the GIANTS tab on top of this site and look to the right, it says that Bengie is on the 60 day DL starting today…. any news on this? Pulled suck muscle? Hurt feelings?
wishful thinking
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
1 of the keys of the game
Plug into Aaron Rowand.
This fits very well with the sci-fi discussion above
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Jazz Hands switching to the high socks is the greatest development of the season
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I love it.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Huge fan of the high socks, like what Nate does and Cain
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Cain needs to wear the ones with the stripes
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Working ahead early and often
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:18 PM PDT reply actions
Wow. Sanchez is on today. This could be fun.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
when isn’t it fun when he pitches
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Pre-July 2009
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
The last few seasons, except that one time.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Loving the first pitch strikes.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.
+109
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
OUT OUT OUT ROCKIES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Wow! Great inning
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:18 PM PDT reply actions
8 pitches, 8 strikes, 3 outs.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.
Every night at 6:30.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Uh, weeknight.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
the slider looks pretty okay so far
then again, so did that 95mph fb inside
OT: I for one am not a fan of the Lakers, who are up 13… fuckers
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Belated Konathan

I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Quick inning is quick.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 2, 2010 1:19 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
That could be the quickest half inning of his career.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I though for sure Scott would hack at the first pitch he saw
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions
too easy to call
it’s starting to hurt how bad he handles them
by wcw on May 2, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL SCOTT!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions
Things have not changed with Rowand
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Bowker trying to kill the fans.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
yikes
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
turned out fine yesterday
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
OMG PANDA SUCKS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
nice
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, I am concerned
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
COLOLRADO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Should he have not gotten on base?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure. But he is on base, right?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh. That’s what this was about. Did not know
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Hit plz
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
and pablo didn't help my pokemonz
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
CLOLint Barmes
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 2, 2010 1:25 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
WTF how was that a ball?
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Yeah, 2nd pitch to Huff
was right down the middle.
by D4P on May 2, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL HUFF
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Chacin seems like he might be better than Rogers
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Rogers Clemen?!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
The problem with facing Chacin
He’s a guy that is tough to hit but gives up a lot of walks.
Thats not a good combination for the giants
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Giants don't know how to be patient
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
take strikes, swing at balls
good recipe for successful hitting
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 2, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions
Ownage
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions
has rowand pooped yet?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Uhh, why are the Rockies platooning Mora & Stewart?
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 2, 2010 1:29 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
for the lolz
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
OK, it's fine with
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 2, 2010 1:32 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
OK, it's fine with me cuz Mora sucks
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 2, 2010 1:34 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
LOLAMBI
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Fucking Embarrasing
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions
LOL SCOTT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
First pitch outs are fun when it's the other team that's making them
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
I remember those throws!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
Dirtbag mentality
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions
Brutally murdered innocent puppies.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Made Scott look foolish
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
That is what Coach Weathers teaches the LB players. Always take the extra base. Always keep the pressure on.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I assume he teaches you to make exceptions. Like, say when the OF in question is named Roberto, Jeff or Nate.
Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.
True. I should have said. “Always look to take the extra base”. Notice how Bowker (or especially Tulo) rounds 1B hard on an OF single.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
ha ha
I got picked off doing that last week. Though I imagine it’s fine advice for guys who have better brakes than I do.
Please hit better, Mark DeRosa.
tagged up from first
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
jesus protected him
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Shot a man in Reno.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
nope
he just did it and walked away.
what a prick
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
allegedly
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Well, I'm glad to see Scotty has lost his form
after all that time off.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:32 PM PDT reply actions
oh ice cream sundaes in batting helmets...
i remember those so fondly from Baskin and Robbins
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions
JONATHAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FUCK YOU TULOWITZKI!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
much higher prob of being thrown out than any of those things happening
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Not when he had as big as a jump as he had
Whiteside had 0 chance to throw him out.
you don't know it until you try
as it turned out, he was safe. But Tulo’s percentage is only about 60%. you have to look at the probability of success BEFORE he goes, not after.
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
risk – reward
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
/facepalm
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
this
he did it mostly to rattle Sanchez
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
God Damn
Sanchez really needs to work on holding runners on.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
Well, two outs, not a huge deal.
But still, fuck Tulo.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
True. But that certainly isnt the first time, and I doubt it will be the last.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
That fucker.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
hmmm…that looked strikey
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
sure
but that often gets called a strike
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
dmmt
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
sv th vwls
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
STF
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no idea where that missed.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
gameday is just a guy's opinion of where the pitch was
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
In my opinion the umpire blew it. It is where the ball crosses the plate, not where the catcher catches it. That crossed the plate and should have been a strike.
again, gameday concurs
Actually both pitches 5 and 6 were strikes. But 5 was at the bottom of the zone, which we know kinda floats both by batter and ump judgment. The inside corner should really be fixed by the edge of the plate.
Viz http://www.brooksbaseball.net/pfxVB/cache/numlocation.php-pitchSel=456043&game=gid_2010_05_02_colmlb_sfnmlb_1&batterX=11&innings=yyyyyyyyy&sp_type=1&s_type=3.gif
by wcw on May 2, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:36 PM PDT reply actions
.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
JONATHAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
JONATHAN
FINISH HIM
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 1:37 PM PDT reply actions
I liked the first inning better.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
Still not that bad. Got a bit squeezed, and Spilljizz had a great at bat.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yeah he laid off some good pitches.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 1:37 PM PDT reply actions
S T F D
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
STFD PHILLIPS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 2, 2010 1:38 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
STFD, and one more K for my pokemonz
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Im beating the league leader 7-3 right now!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, we get he’s your Pokemon. That’s enough.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
JonaKKan


Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Glad you volunteered for this – I’m still recovering from the one time I did it.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Ah, it's not so tough.
But the job is thankless.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOUD OUTS!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions
but another had a sign that said “with Brevin”
now I’m the asshole.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on May 2, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Thug Life!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
AZ mug shot
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Way to work the count!
Fulfilling your Gus Benusa needs since 2009!
Hey, lets make this guy work. Please
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions
.353?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
This is going to be a long afternoon.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.
not if our innings go this quickly
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on May 2, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Im getting a Mets-Cards vibe.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
from a national station?
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on May 2, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
wut?
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
17 innings of 0-0
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
GEEZ
STFD, Giants player
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:43 PM PDT reply actions
SF Giants
Making minor leaguers look goooooood
Well, he’s not just some random minor leaguer, to be fair
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
who wants to be fair?
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
we’re gonna end up facing airoldis chapman at some point this season, aren’t we?
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on May 2, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
That Pandoval Bobble Belly scares me.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 1:45 PM PDT reply actions
jigglephobia
doesn’t usually respond to medication
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
THROW STRIKES GIANTS PITCHER
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions
Throw strikes [Giants pitcher]
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 2, 2010 1:46 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions
STFD JULIUS CESAR
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Creepy little kids are creepy
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
Not as creepy
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s a lie.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
And some of us are still 5.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 2, 2010 1:47 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I believe in making the world safe for our children,
but not our children’s children, because I don’t think children should be having
sex.
by D4P on May 2, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions
the Dodgers are the past
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Strikes, please.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I seriously know like 5 or 6 people here posting right now…
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’m here for you PiKA.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
knowing in the biblical sense?
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Is that a lot?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Literally?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
k, make that 7... but figuratively
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Real people or robots?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
People that smell like flowers
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
HEY THAT’S ME
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
And me!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
ur a dewd graham, let’s not get creepy here
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I knew he was lying about being a chick.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I tried so many different perfumes, but I just couldn’t get the scent right.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s a natural scent, Graham. No perfumes or anything. Females were born smelling like flowers.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m pretty sure that the flower-scent develops during adolescence. Not that I know any girls, but I do know that babies do not smell like flowers.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Puberty has its upside!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s just the poop that covers up that scent.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
K, what are we talking about again
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LONG LIVE THE MONKEYS
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Or mix in more slide steps
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I prefer under using it rather than over using it
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I really wish we had a Dexter Fowler or Carlos Gonzalez-type player. 5-tool outfielders are kewl.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Velez!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
late JonaKKKan



sorry my dog tipped over a bottle of beer
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
it wasn’t even mine!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Dont tell it was the dog’s.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Your dog must be watching this offense, too?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions
Huzzah!
Whiteside GUNZ!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
He's coming out of his cage
And doin’ just fine
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 2, 2010 1:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
GOTTA GOTTA SWING GOOD CAUSE HE WANTS A HIT
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
STFowlerD
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 2, 2010 1:52 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Atta boy Sanchez/Eli
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions
STFD FLOWER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
lol flower
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
hell yeah.
/
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I am pretty sure it's illegal for Giant pitchers to pay any attention to runners.
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Doesn’t that seem like something the coaching staff should address?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
like…. 2 years ago
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Rockies announcers were just talking about how the Giants don’t bother with runners because Righetti is an old-school style pitcher who worries about getting outs at the plate
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
This is why I’m not going to any game of that series.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
OBP!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions
Awesome AB
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions
DOWNS WALK WITH ME
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
DOWNS STUMBLE WITH ME
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Nice! Eye!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
DOBPwns
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 2, 2010 1:57 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Why are they letting the worst hitter on the team hit
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Ishikawa isn't batting.
Pay attention.
by DogDaysofSummer on May 2, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
faith
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Something different in going on here
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions
Why is Sanchez not bunting?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions
Nevermind.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we get a camera angle where we can, you know, see the game please?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
Hey! We got to see Helton’s RBI single!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Productive out!
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 2, 2010 1:59 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
OMG Rockies announcers are retarded. The umps are all against the Rockies…Fowler was safe!
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
I thought he balked there.
Looked like he should flinched
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions
*shoulder
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn’t know sac bunts didn’t count as at bats
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Wow Rowand is bad
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I doubt he will ever be an effective hitter again
he wasn’t that great before, but getting hit in the face is gonna stick with him, I think.
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Scott, go sit the fuck down
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions
Swung at an outside slider?
That’s a stunner.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL SCOTT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
So Rowand: 6 pitches, 2 Ks.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
He might not be worth [a lot of money].
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
now now, one game doesnt determine that
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
why doesn't Rowand see 100% sliders?
oh, wait, he swings and misses at FB, too
Jesus
Scott, you are not playing well.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
Rowand should have missed 21 days
I would have given him a few rehab games in minors
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Yeah, why didn’t they?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah, that doesn’t make sense. Because he’s a gamer?
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Has Rowand ever made contact with the outside slider tailing away from the plate?
The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS
THIS
I’m not sure any amount of rehab time in Fresno is gonna help with that problem.
So why didn’t Scott have a rehab assignment?
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
didn't want him to face wild minor league pitchers
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
We should trade for Kenny Lofton at the trade deadline, like in 02
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Can we trade for this guy so he can be Orange Jhoulys?
I get the feeling somebody already made that joke.
Billy Ripken is not a fuck face
I think I found that funnier than it was supposed to be.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
DEUCES!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
sunbaked crowd is sleepy
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Paper says the high in sf is supposed to be 70 today
Not exactly baked.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 2, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
feels hotter in the stadium, especially in the first deck
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 2, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Well we know someone at the park is baked!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 2, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
hehe baked
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - 4.4 K/9 in AA. Don't expect to see him in SF any time soon.
sunbaked crowd is sun baked
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 2, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
on the plus side
we’re getting some pitches out of chacin
Fuck
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
DAMMIT BOWKER.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 2, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions
DAMMIT BOWKER YOU’RE ALLOWED TO WALK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
IN FACT WE ALL WANT YOU TO WALK
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Don't cheat the game Bowker!
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 2, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't listen to him!
We want you to cheat the game! Cheat it as much as you want!
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
AAAA
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Of all the pitches…
Hey Fred Lewis, remember Mother's Day?
by anotherbadexcuseguitar on May 2, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions
/throws computer
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 2, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BOWKER INTERNET
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
NEW THRAED NEW THREAD NEW THREAD
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/2/1455078/thread-2-open-gameday
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
New Nickname for Sanchez...?

"It kind of gives everybody else out there who is not a big person the motivation and the inspiration that they know they can do it, too."--Tim Lincecum
Aw the tiger for Chinese heritage night is so cute!
Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 2, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions

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