Threadinator II: Wellemeyer Day
by Natto on May 19, 2010 7:40 PM PDT
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Hi, Dr. Nick!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
WOODY
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 19, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
SHAFT!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Can you dig it?
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Who is a bad motherfucker, Alex?
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 19, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
PANIC
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Lol 86 mph changeup
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Thus, the new thread hath started
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL FAT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL FAT
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 19, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
Seemed like Pablo slowed down there.
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Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam…
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
stout
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Husky
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 19, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Sigh.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
rolly polly
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
LOL FAT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
LOL FAT
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 19, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
sigh
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 19, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
he hasn’t been calling that pitch a strike much tonight
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He’s bee a little friendly with the outside strike. Not crazy, but it’s been called.
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modifiers=dangling
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Trying to figure out which Coyote he is. I’m thinking it’s either Martin Hanzel, Alexandre Picard, or Petr Prucha, based on the nose.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Great inning.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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FAILRIBE
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 19, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
Sick burn!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Lotta belly-itchin’ out there tonight.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 19, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh you got that too?
I think there is a rash going around.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Shift-A
I saw something about Kennedy being shot on twitter. Did we return to 1963 or 1968 or what?
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
The Justin Bieber fans just found out.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
You mean Erikah Badu
In other news, Erikah Badu is kind of a douche. Why is that word usually only applied to men? Patriarchal-cultural fear of ladyparts?
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 19, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Zapruder has film at 11
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Yup
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 19, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions
Ballgame.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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More leadoff dingerz!
What a fucking clown.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
WeLOLmeyer
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Do you remember the game in LA? Do ya huh? Be glad they were both only solo shots.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Flashbacks in three...two...one...
…dammit
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 20, 2010 2:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh good, thanks Todd. I did want to go get ice cream right now.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
What kind?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 19, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, what kind?
And do you have enough for the entire class?
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 19, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLemeyer
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hey guys
I’m starting to think Wellemeyer might not be as good as some of us thought.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Who thought he was good?
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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AHAHAHAHA
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Open Your Mind
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 19, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I Feel Sorry For You
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LULZ
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
There were people who thought he was good?
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Krukow
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 19, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
He should only start at home. Same with Ishikawa.
SCIENCE!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I dislike Wellemeyer more than Livan, Tomko and Ponson. He drives me crazy.
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
Really?
At least Wellemeyer is the fifth starter. The others were not.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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I was trying to think of annoying 5th starters and couldn’t remember any so I just went with guys that I didn’t like that much. It’s not just that he’s bad, it’s that he has no idea where the ball is going and he has that stupid look on his face, and he wears his hat like a 12 year old…
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
More than Ponson? At least Wellemeyer was never expected to be more than a 5th starter.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
I still become apoplectic when I think about the cheeseburger.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 19, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Frustrating as his last couple years here were, I think it’s a little unfair to throw Livan in with those other two. They were never good as Giants.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 19, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Livan was a better hitter than Velez is.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Still is.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
What was his streak? Eight hits in eight straight at-bats?
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 19, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm beginning to wonder
If Todd Wellemeyer is a three-true-outcomes pitcher.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
LOL
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 19, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL the Giants not being able to light up Kennedy.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Kennedy hasn’t been all that bad. Great no, but he’s one of their better starters right now.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
TODD
FINISH HIM
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You will get nothing and like it.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Wellemeyer on track for a quality start
srsly
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Yippee.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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TORRES UZR
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
ANDRES THE GIANT
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Nice Torres
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
ANDRES
HR
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 19, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
Nice job, Torres
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Man sure is a good thing we haven't had a game recently that taxed the bullpen.
They should be all ready to go.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Romo and Runzler should both be okay to pitch tonight.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOLina
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He was out.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Whoa, Bengie didn’t throw out a baserunner.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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I am stunned.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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He was out.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Except for the part where he did.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 19, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Noodle arm Bengie
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
He was out.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Still not a terrific throw from Bengie. It should not have been close.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He was out.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Fourth time’s the charm, I guess, haha.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Yeah, he was out
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 19, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
/shift-A
RIGHTY LEFTY RIGHTY LEFTY WELLEMEYER
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 19, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions
RIGHTY LEFTY RIGHTY LEFTY LOSS
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
/sigh
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 19, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it just me or was he out?
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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I would tend to agree
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
He was out
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Replays show pretty definitively out.
But a cleaner throw would have made it easier for the ump to figure it out.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
He was out. but a better throw and there is no doubt.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
1-2
Hang a slider (fouled off)
Throw a slider behind the guy’s head
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
Right after Kruk says:
“He has 3 pitches to make him fish”
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
err Kuip
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Is there anyone whose wheelhouse does not consist of hangers?
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.
My wheelhouse, ironically, has wheels.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Scout's House of Wheels
We’re Rolling… In Low Prices!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
That's Crazy Scout's House of Wheels
Off the belt line.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
(Giants) player
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 19, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
How has Wellemeyer given up only 2 runs?
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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lol only 2 hits.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ahahaha, that’s amazing.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Hey GiantPain, what’s the call?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 19, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
He was called safe
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Creepy pig.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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LOL Todd
75 pitches in 4 innings
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Only 8 more than Kennedy!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
also haz flappage
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
I was going to refrain from saying anything, but now that you’ve brought it up.
DAMN, DeRosa.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 19, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL DeRosa playing frisbee instead of getting surgery to fix his wrist.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ROMOFACE
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
RALLY KRUK
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As if he saw the future of games he would be announcing.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lol holy shit
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 19, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha. That ad is for a customer of mine.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 19, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
Get on base [Giant’s hitter]
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 19, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
Kennedy has retired 8 straight! Wheee!
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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O hai Manny
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Nine straight!
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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He is like a pet.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Poor dude keeps breakin’ his foot, so they throw him the occasional boondoggle.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Fuck you LA
And fuck you too San Diego
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I'm Ron Burgundy?
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
San Diego is currently losing to Ramon Ortiz
RAMON ORTIZ
RAMON ORTIZ
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The Padres fucking suck. At least we don’t have to play them again for another three months!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
SWEET AB, TRAVIS!
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.
’Nother outside strike. Same pitch that got Bengie.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Ian Kennedy has 6 strikeouts now. Ian Kennedy.
Ian Kennedy
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 19, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
Ian Kennedy has 7 strikeouts now. Ian Kennedy.
Ian Kennedy
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 19, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
KILLER PROSPECT FROM THE YANKEES!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
AL >>>>>>>>>>>>> NL
Science!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 19, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
RED SOX 5TH STARTER WOULD WIN CY YOUNG IN AL!!!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
BOTH
AT THE SAME TIME
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 19, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
What kind of salary is Manny Burris getting right now? He doesn’t get the MLB minimum while on the DL does he?
We're all basically Pedro Feliz.
He was on the 40 man roster and accumulated a lot of ML time. Who knows.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 19, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
If you’re on the major league DL, you get paid your ML salary. In this case, that would be the minimum.
10 straight!
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Well
This game has been fun so far.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
The awesome game where Wellemeyer is pitching and the Giants have scored one run off of Ian kennedy!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I am oddly zen about this game right now. Maybe it’s because I started drinking earlier.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
IKR?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Fred Lewis up to bad with the bases loaded and two outs right now.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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*to bat
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Apparently you were right the first time.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Clutch K on the way
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I bet he strikes out because he has no clutch.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 19, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Flied out to left.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Sabean waz right
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I like how this inning has started.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 19, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
"And now it's stressful"
Um, it’s always stressful when Wellemeyer is pitching.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Todd
Finish him I guess.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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So why is Huff not in? When this park would play perfectly to his hitting?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Good question.
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He’s going to be a late inning defensive replacement.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
To give our useless backup 1B some playing time?
Duh.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
He needs a rest.
So claims the Bochy.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Giving him a break, I think Bochy said.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Wellemeyer doesn’t do quick at bats, OKAY.
Unless they’re dingerz.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Yay one walk per inning.
OH LAWD DENNY BAUTISTA
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Not even close.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Take him out
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Good job, Todd! Way to represent that superior Cardinals pitching staff!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
tripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplay
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Shift-Ayyy
Well, the freezer at Safeway is still broken. I had to get cake instead of ice cream – AND NO THEY ONLY HAD WHOLE PIES. :(
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Gah Molina
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Todd Wellemeyer’s new nickname is Old Yeller.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Because he needs to be taken out and… um… “sent to a big farm upstate where he can run around and play with all his friends?”
Do we HAVE to wait until the end of the movie for that to happen?
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
And here is where the game starts to get away from us
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Molina, can you at least try to get in shape?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That was not good.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
yay pop outs
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Putting aside Bengie-hate, should he have been able to block that one? Seems like it was way off near his foot.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
The pitch looked pretty wild to me.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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I just want him to get in shape
He has the reflexes of a wet mop
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Lucky.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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He missed the plate by 4 feet?
Then how did it not hit Bengie smack in the chest protector?
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 19, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Thanks Todd
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Damn - Wellemeyer is nowhere near the target
And then that happened.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Of course.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Got here just in time for
ballgame
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
RIGHTY LEFTY RIGHTY LEFTY LOL
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
LOL WELLEMEYER
I WANT TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE
At least we don't have to worry about Wellemeyer pitching with the bases loaded
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
crapoop
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Caught by a Giants fan.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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LOLLEMEYER
What a fucking joke. Bring on Yeah Joey!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Geez
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Ooookay
I’m not going to lose my sleep watching the rest of this crappy game.
See you guys for Timmy day tomorrow.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.
Giants fan that caught it looks like he forgot where he was and what just happened.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LaRoche’s song is “In the Air Tonight”?
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Cause of that time he killed that guy.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I will forever think of this after hearing that song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZP4Ugev82I
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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unbelievable... :(
i prefer this one, though a bit older
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy52yueBX_s&feature=related
I always think of Mike Tyson when I hear that song. Thank you, Hangover.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I can’t even be mad about this game. I really don’t expect any better from Wellemeyer.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Yeah if this was someone like Matt or Zito I would be more pissed.
But this is almost expected of Wellemeyer
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Welly sure ate the entire wheel of cheese tonight!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 19, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck this game
Fuck Todd Wellemeyer
I’m done see you guys
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Fuck the Suns for using their entire bench in at once..
Just to see Lakers take a tie game to go up by 11
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
LOL everyone who's upset.
This game is almost funny.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Three homers?
He does nothing well.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
He gives up HRs pretty well.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Why is he still in the game…
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
might a swell run him into the ground. What are the chances the Giants score five more runs?
by Into the Void on May 19, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
A swell!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Against the worst bullpen in the majors? We have a chance
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
So you do care!
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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LOL IBB to the Zombie Matt Stairs
Then again maybe the Dodgers are still smarting.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
What, is Broxton pitching already?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
On the plus size (like Lane Bryant), I have Drew and Upton on my Pokemonz.
I know you’re all just thrilled for me.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
I’m going to shank you.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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I thought that was said skank.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 19, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
This was the part where you keep it quiet and celebrate in silence.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Congratulations on Drew doubling his season RBI total with that one HR>
"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader."
by cybermaldonado on May 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL 9 Welly HRs allowed out of 27 total by the team.
What epic fucking fail.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 19, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
He’s gotta be done after this display. They’ll skip his next start, even if it’s at home.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Tell me again why Pucetas (or now Martinez) couldn't do exactly this?
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
If the Giants don't do it
I’ll gladly take him out back and Old Yeller him.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
What is this?
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 19, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but is it in the ocean? Weird.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 19, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s one of those games where no result is good.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Of course
But the team ahead of us winning is always bad too.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
I would rather the Dodgers be buried in as much of a hole as possible
Plus they are on a 9 game win streak.
FUCK THEM
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
this.
i would much rather be 2nd to san diego, but still above LA
I am also in this camp.
Fuck winning streaks, and fuck Andre Ethier.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
We might not even need a third thread tonight.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Nice AB Rowand
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Oh Scott.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ian Kennedy has 8 strikeouts. Ian Kennedy.
Ian Kennedy
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 19, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
LOL HACKIN TORRES
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Nice one, Torres.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Oh this is going terrific.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Two out rally, please
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
lol middle of the order
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Damnit, we were doing such a great job getting his pitch count up
In the first 2 innings to get to their dogshit pen. Then I guess we decided that AB’s of less than 4 pitches were more desirable.
Yawn.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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+1
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Dear Lord
The Giants suck on the road.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Those three wins are evened out by Todd Wellemeyer’s starts on the road.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
lol .500 on the road
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
HE WAS THE SAVIOUR!! THE ONLY GUY WHO COULD HELP THE GIANT’S OFFENSE THIS YEAR
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 19, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
SO IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO PUT HIM IN THE 3-HOLE ON HIS FIRST GAME BACK!
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
HE HAD 7 WHOLE GAMES OF REHAB. HE WAS READY.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Good thing we got Sanchez back. Once we get Renteria back in the lineup as well, we’ll be unstoppable.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
I may start using it in my sig.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
TNWSS
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Disagree.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Always
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Yeah.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I am just gonna leave this here
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/19/1479054/giants-diamondbacks-series-preview#37891115
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Did you click the link?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I think I said last night, I can’t wait for Sanchez to come back so we can continue to get shut out while Bochy and Sabean wonder why
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 19, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Wellemeyer is gone
But Bautista is pitching………….
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL 0.00 ERA
Better than Mariano!
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/throws fastball down the middle
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/walks batter on 4 pitches
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REYNLOLDS
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"Denny Bautista has pitched for a lot of teams"
Not well for any of them
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Free Spirit
Can’t be tied down.
Crazy legs.
Wanderlust.
King of the Road.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
Bautista kept shaking off Bengie. He didn’t want to throw fastballs to Reynolds. I don’t blame him either.
"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader."
BUT WHY WOULD HE DISAGREE WITH BENGIE?
DOESN’T HE KNOW ABOUT THE SUPERB GAME CALLING ABILITY?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The problem with these games is that it’s tough to see them as aberrations, since the offense is pretty shitty regardless of who’s on the mound… except those games where the Giants score runs off of awesome pitchers. I think Grant has a nice looping logic tied to the Giants offense, and I’m just not going to get on this carnival ride. However, I do need to figure out how to prevent the eventual ulcer that will come of watching the Giants waste the best pitching this team will ever have in my lifetime.
dumb
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Denny.
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Breaking news
Grant uses an HTC phone
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
With llamas on the background no doubt.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I think he said he has a Hero
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Was he holding out for a hero?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I can be your hero baby.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Wait… FIVE runs now? I’m glad I’m not watching this crap.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
7 now
And four homers
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Crap.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
5 hits. 5 dingerz, and a liner over second base by the pitcher. Hilarious!
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Er, 4 dingerz.
Imhotep is invisible.
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I only came on here to post a score some damn runs image, but it’s just not going to make a difference at this point.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL GIANTS
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Is this real life?
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Is this forever?
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Or is this fantasy?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Thanks Danny
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
TURDS
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BLASE KUIPE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
lmao
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m in this camp.
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I HATE THIS BALLPARK
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
Wow. Just, wow.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Eh, I wasn’t expecting to win this game anyway.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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So the D’Backs have been playing badly…….Then the Giants came to town
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
I keep forgetting to add opposing no-name pitchers to my fantasy teams...
As a way of piling up wins and strikeouts.
Kennedy has been pitching well recently. But that’s a good strategy regardless.
"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader."
by cybermaldonado on May 19, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL these aren't even cheap HRs
Each one has been a few rows back.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Kruk, Bengie is used to having ZIngers in his hands.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Mrs Dolley Madison!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Zingers? Are those like Ho-Hos?
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It’s like a Hostess cupcake in the shape of a Twinkie.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
So, yes.
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So Not.
Zingers are squared at the ends.
And they have frosting.
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
But frosting like a Hostess Cupcake, thick n plastic-y.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
So, horse beating here
And, granted, projections aren’t gospel, but:
Wellemeyer: 4.90 projected FIP coming into the year
Pucetas: 4.60 – 5.00 projected FIP
Martinez: 4.50 projected FIP
Glad we payed him $1 million (admittedly not much) to suck on taint.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
I thought it was $500,000.
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Cot’s says 1MM, with another 500k potential in performance bonuses.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Performance Bonuses
/cracks up
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Depends if the bonus was
“be as terrible as possible and see how many games you start”
100K for 5 starts
200K for 8 starts etc.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
His agent demanded those clauses and the Giants couldn’t figure out why.
Juan "Doesn't Cheat The Game" Perez, please keep hitting.
Does FIP take into account veteran gamertude?
Didn’t think so.
by Uncle Russel on May 19, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
He was good a few years ago!
Hmmm…that sounds familiar.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 19, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
He won a batting title a few years ago!
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 19, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
So, is Denny Bautista just a Hispanic Todd Wellemeyer? Walk, strikeout, or home run.
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Don't exagerrate
Welleymeyer gave up a single.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
Only because it was an AL pitcher.
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Get on base [Giant’s hitter]
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 19, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions
ST... whatever
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Struck out the side. Great job!!
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Timmy says "Wait a fucking minute, I pitch tomorrow."
And they only play them twice.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well, I came here to post an image.
And gosh darnit, I’m going to post an image.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
There: I'm leaving now.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 19, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Not as good as the original
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It’s Fat Black Todd Wellemeyer.
FBTW
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 19, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
No IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII don’t wanna play the Pads…
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That’s a gorgeous guitar.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I should do my hair like that.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Oh?
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
If you can afford that much hair gel, there are women you can pay for such services.
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ZINGER!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Panda!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
Panda Rule Double
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yay Panda?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
At least Pablo’s had some good hits today.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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OT: Already discussed? Megan Fox will not be in Transformers 3...
Michael Bay looking for new piece of ass for Shia.
Oddly enough, this has already been discussed twice.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I find it hilarious that they dumped her.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He was one dinger short of a quadruple quintuple.
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lol $
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 19, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions
THAT WAS INFURIATING TO WATCH HOW MUCH TIME REYNOLDS HAD ON THAT PLAY
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Could have ran the ball across the diamond
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL FAT FUCK
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Why the the fuck are we paying him $4.5-6 million?
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So he can afford breakfast.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He’ll be claimed by the Astros.
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/san diego picks him up
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Er, THAT’S what I meant to say!
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/checks Matsui’s age. 34
Crap
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 19, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe they’ll trade Berkman for Downs now.
"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader."
by cybermaldonado on May 19, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Strange… the last big deficit loss was a Wellemeyer start too.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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WEIRD
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Pure coincidence.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Could just be a coincidence, right?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 19, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
But so was the last blowout win.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 19, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Jazzy OBP
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 19, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
Bath?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Every batter needs to get on base for the rest of the game
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
Not so Jugger
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
What you can and can't do.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
time for Nate to lose some PT to Bowker.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
I didn’t even notice that we have two baserunners.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Nate, you piece of shit. Way to get yourself out with a 2-0 count
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 19, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
Nate doesn't get his ass into the swing
could stride more, bend his knees
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
But wouldn’t that make him, like, drive the ball?
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Kinky
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ugh.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 19, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
What my hands smell like.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Well done.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
UCB!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Were you playing with your pennies
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 19, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I was using Coin Star.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 19, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
TMI
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 19, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Giants
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well…. Mr. Merope wants the tv to play Red Something Shoot, Stab and Kill Shit…and at this point I have no reason to say no…
.
besides last night when I put the game on the radio the Giants came back and tied it up…
Red Dead Revolver
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Red Dead Redemption, I mean.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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OH NO
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Why are you a nazi in this rendition?
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Godwin’s law.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 19, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, that’s not Godwin’s law. We weren’t arguing. You ass!
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I guess you’re right.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 19, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
(I was thinking it, though.)
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He hates David Eckstein.
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Who doesn't?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bautista, still here to serve up HRs on a platter.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You know what would be weird? If we had a long reliever who could do these things and an actual fifth starter.
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I don't think we need a reliever to serve up HRs on a platter.
I will take a fifth starter.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL 7 runs on 5 hits.
This Giants couldn’t do that if they were going against a fucked up head Rick Ankiel.
It took them 17 hits to score 7 runs yesterday.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Also 12 innings.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
or Steve Blass
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 19, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn't Danny Bautista used to play for the Dbags?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 19, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
So Danny Bautista, not Denny Bautista
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 19, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
But we have Denny Bautista.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ian Kennedy can throw strikes.
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Okay. Ferreals. I’m gone now. Statement of purpose won’t write itself.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
What a lazy Statement of purpose.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
GIVE ME STUFF FOR FREE
THANKS BITCHES
SIGNED, ME
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 19, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL PHIL COLLINS
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
That is a crappy at-bat song.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 19, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Ramon Troncoso
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The ace set-up man for ace set-up man George Sherrill.
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LOL Setting up in the 4th inning.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Uh, how was that not a swing?
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Man, Bautista sucks.
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LOL Walks
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
dammit dammit DAMMIT
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 20, 2010 3:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Denny Baustista
4 random strikeouts,
3 easy walks,
2 earned runs,
And a fat dinger served up to thee!
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5 STRAIGHT FASTBALLS!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Medders warming up
Bochy must hate him
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
LOL Pitchers who were in last night.
Why isn’t Romo being used? Wouldn’t this classify as a non pressure situation?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I love how we have two mop-up guys and no long reliever.
What the fuck, Bochy?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
he’s seen enough Dback homeruns for the evening
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
So it’s understood that giving up walks is bad. But taking walks is also bad. This confuses me.
I’m also confused by the SABER assertion that Ks aren’t so bad when the hitter makes lots of them, but are great when the pitcher makes lots of them. Maybe I just don’t understand baseball.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
2-5 in Welolmeyer starts?
Is this correct?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 19, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
Yes.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/gl.cgi?n1=welleto01&t=p&year=2010
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Thanks. I’m lazy tonite and worn out and thanks.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 19, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
HA HA HA
Man, this Bautista couldn’t care less.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Except it’s still Kennedy
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 19, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Complete game
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Dodgers bring in Jeff Weaver to stop the bleeding.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Whoa Matt Stairs started in LF for the Padres!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I wonder what his UZR is?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 19, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT HE JUST STOLE SECOND
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 19, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL DODGERS
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lol yeah
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BOWKER
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 19, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
Doh.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
Kennedy at 104 pitches, and still in. Avoiding the bullpen at all costs!
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The good news is, the we only have to watch the Dbacks bat one more time.
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Young kid, he can take it,
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
KENNEDY RULES
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Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I made this joke last thread!
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Oh, well I was not around.
But still. Good on ya. Clone High ruled.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wasn't criticizin'! I'm just amused.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
EGBDF
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Week ground out on a 3-1 pitch.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Weak too!
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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A week’s worth of ground outs on a 3-1 pitches? Kill me now :(
by withclubsauce on May 19, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
extrabaggs One bonus of covering games at Chase Field: Hearing the spring training vendor who yells, “Lemonade, Lemonade like GRAMMAW made!”
I loved that guy at spring training.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Yes!
That guy is awesome.
I also love the guy at AT&T park with the ponytail who projects better than anyone I’ve ever heard. You can tell what he’s saying during the TV broadcasts.
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The Samoan Selling Sensation?
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on May 19, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Hot chocolate guy @ AT&T says “fresh squeezed candy bars!”
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on May 19, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Most pathetic performance of the season?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Nah
The Giants did lose on a one-hitter.
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Strangling a leadoff triple
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
We had a chance to win that one, though.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 19, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah But Sanchez Made Mental Mistakes
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
He Allowed Runs And Thus Is Responsible For The Giants Losing The Game
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I blame mole.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 19, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
So do I. I want him gone. He doesn’t seem like a Giant.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 19, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
OK
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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haha man I wish.
Maybe one of the worst pitching performances.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The one that we had a chance to win?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 19, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
And even that was with 2 outs.
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No. You can only expect this from Wellemeyer at this point.
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Bowker only gets to play in blowouts.
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He did play in Sanchez's no hitter
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lol Giants defense
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 19, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Bochy pulls everone.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOLFAT
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 19, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
What’s with the question mark?
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Taking finals while getting a root canal from a 1st semester dental school student taking his final > this game
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Stop looking at my grit!
/covers up
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lol
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 19, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
LOL MEDDERS
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Eight is Enough!
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one run per inning. It balances out.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Whatever.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Wow, the Dbacks look great. Remember this tomorrow when they’re striking out all over the place.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
motherfucking this. also, remember the giants look horrible. remember this tomorrow when they’re striking out all over the place.
Who pitches for Arizona tomorrow?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Rodrigo Lopez
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 19, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
4.78 ERA. Almost as bad as Wellemeyer!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 19, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Bad news for the GIants.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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They’re not that great. Our pitching is just awful.
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For how long?
/pulls out mlb22’s floor plan
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Excellent
and where do you keep your coffee maker?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
hahahahahahahahhahaha
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 19, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
WTF is with that pool.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 19, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions
Whee.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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AHAHAHAHAHA OUR RUN DIFFERENTIAL
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
LOL GIANTS
Its a laugh-er.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I gave up on this one long ago
fun to watch those dingers though
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Medders is awful
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 19, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
The sky is blue.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 19, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
He went one inning yesterday.
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That 10-8 loss in LA was still worse.
It was the Dodgers, nerds, the Dodgers!
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
OK
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Why did we extend Medders, again?
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Best pitching staff in the majors baby!
by Punch Rockgroin on May 19, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
Ah Medders.
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giants giving us fans a breather
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 19, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Just putting them at ease so they will be destroyed by Timmy tomorrow.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
time to bring in a position player to pitch
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
MOLE!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Think we can trade for Swisher
he had a 0.00 ERA last year!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Augie Augie Augie!
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here’s where Krukow talks about how Medders has finally turned it around
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
His head, that is
as he watches his last pitch sail over the right center field wall
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Anyone on the Giants.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
everyone on the Giants
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
good play by Medders getting the lead run. If they score again, I don’t like our chances.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
haha
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
“Medders is clearly upset”
WE FEEL SO SORRY FOR YOU! Might I suggest stop throwing like shit?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
"Calm the fuck down you little crotch stain. Stop throwing like shit and throwing your little temper tantrum. Throw strikes."
/pat on the ass
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Can Huff pitch?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 19, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
no, but neither can Brandon Medders
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
oh SNAP
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 19, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucker.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on May 19, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
prophetic
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 19, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
HILARITY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
6! WAH AH AH 6 HOME RUNS!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I only have one thing to say in this gameday thread
“Wow.”
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
“For Medders, it’s official. This inning is a disaster.”
No shit.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 19, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
So, can this be the game that shakes up the bullpen already? Bring up Yeah Joey, send down Denny, move Wellemeyer to long relief, and throw Medders into the bay.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I can dig it.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 19, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright!
LaRoche is on my Pokemonz!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 19, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
10 run rule?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Brandon Medders, doing his Josh Beckett impression.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
A come back is possible!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I believe in miracles!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
The return of Freddy Sanchez has really fired up the team
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
I actually wanted them to hit a few more HRs there.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 19, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
LOL THEIR CLOSER
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
GOTTA PROTECT THE LEAD
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HA HA KENNEDY NO COMPLETE GAME - YOU SUCK!!!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Someone needs to get that picture of Medder’s face they just showed.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 19, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions
I’m sure vic is on it.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
He’s probably at the game, isnt he?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 19, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
@#$^&*()_)_++
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 20, 2010 3:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Barely.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Dingerz function as a substitute for an AED.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I'll just leave this here again
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/19/1479054/giants-diamondbacks-series-preview#37891115
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I could’ve sworn I heard someone say, “C’MON, MATEY!”
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 19, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
Vic!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
YAAAAAAAAARR
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 19, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Reminds me of this 2009 class-ick
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SFN/SFN200908270.shtml
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
on the plus side
This isn’t the most lopsided loss of the season!:
http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2010/04/22/brewers-beat-pirates-20-0-sweep-3-game-series-36-1/
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
What the fuck is with that lineup.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 19, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
That may be the worst lineup we’ve had in recent years. And that’s saying something!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
OH MY GOD THAT IS HILARIOUS.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
TRAVIS ISHIKAWA: CLEANUP HITTER
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 19, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
EUGENIO VELEZ: LEADOFF HITTER
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Hmmmmmmm. Pitching that night: Martinez, Valdez, and Howry.
Pitching tonight: Wellemeyer, Bautista, and Medders.
I’M SENSING A TREND HERE!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
PPPHHHHHHHHT
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 19, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
Ugh, why’d you swing at that?
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Which old guy we signed to a multi-year deal this past offseason is less likely to ever be a productive player again: Sanchez or DeRosa?`
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
What is better to build my house out of: Hopes or Dreams?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOLLGAME
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Haha Whiteside!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YEAH WHITESIDE RALLY WOOOOO
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
YEAH RALLY TIME
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 19, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
STFD, PABLO
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 19, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
LOL WHITESIDE
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Whiteside is clutch
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Time to give Medders a start
The kid is on fire.
if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire
Velez was sent down around the same time that Bengie started batting cleanup.
Not so mysterious.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
DEUCES
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 19, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 19, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
GOOD LUCK WRITING THIS POST GAME THREAD GRANT
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
LOLLGAME
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Whatever.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
So... I'm glad I missed Wellemeyer Day.
Paper and a friend beckoned through the evening time and then some.
Yep, I’m sensing another all-nighter for some reason.
Did anyone else burst out laughing whenever that siren went off after a home run? SEND IN THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!
"The Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck..."
-what passed for good radio when I was 12
by RichHerreraHomer on May 19, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 19, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
Nah
Its a dancing Pikachu. No win needed.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 19, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
You could have put up the postgame thread in the 5th
if the Dodgers win the World Series, I will set myself on fire
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