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I really despise the Padres.



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Bruce Bochy, I hate you

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on May 18, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I CAN HAZ COMEBACK WIN??

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by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

No.

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll take 2 plz

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by Merope on May 18, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. That last thread sucked.

by kdl on May 18, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Heaven forbid our offense actually pick up a mediocre start.

The Brewers would kill for a start like this from one of their pitchers.

by DFARowand on May 18, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL 10-8 loss to Dodgers.

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow u picked out one game! And a game that was a blowout for most of the game at that

by DFARowand on May 18, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was making fun of the fact that the Giants scored 8 runs and still lost. That wasn’t a mediocre start, it was a disaster.

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chase Budinger seems like he’s a douche

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on May 18, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

not

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next time he should get the starters correct.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

New thread is new.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on May 18, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

It has that new thread smell.

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by Merope on May 18, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s not that new. I was here before.

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by can of corn on May 18, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is basically the worst day ever.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on May 18, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah, I can think of a day or two that were worse.

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by Merope on May 18, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worst sports day ever for us?

Giants
Sharks
Warriors dropped two picks?

What the hell?!?

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by goGSW24 on May 18, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

1- It’s May.
2- They ain’t dead yet.
3- It’s May.

There have been far worse Bay Area sports days.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 18, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can think of a day or two in 2002 that weren’t so nifty.

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by Merope on May 18, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chase Budinger looks like Kevin Mckidd

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 18, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

A “somebody’s had too much coffee” joke. Never seen one of those before.

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Wally and the Beaver

and the premature facepalm guy

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 18, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

0 BB’s, 7 K’s and still losing 4-2. WTF?

by kdl on May 18, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Hooray for five bloop singles.

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by antinous on May 18, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

GRM wuz RIGHT!!!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 18, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL @ the caption

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on May 18, 2010 8:53 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Greg Lukerson!

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by goGSW24 on May 18, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah crap

[Padres pitcher]! Our nemesis!

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

This would be a great night for the Giants to figure it out against Gregorson or Adams. We’ve had less success against them than we’ve had against Heath fucking Bell.

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

no way

not with this umpire

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by antinous on May 18, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chance of scoring off...

Gregerson? 0

Adams? Maybe a little better

Bell? Zero.

by NHL84 on May 18, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Optimism!

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on May 18, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good news: Latos is out of the game.
Bad news: The Padres bullpen is in the game.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

You iz kwayzee like we iz kwayzee.

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by Merope on May 18, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could be reading the new book I got today. But, nope. I decide to cave into my insanity and continue to watch these games. I am crazy.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

What book?

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by can of corn on May 18, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You Shall Know Our Velocity! by Dave Eggers

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch LOST!!! In one minute

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by goGSW24 on May 18, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not a Lost fan.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

hankschulman Interesting stat: Assuming Sanchez is done, he will have completed 25 consecutive starts without allowing more than seven hits.

by kdl on May 18, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s not an interesting stat

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 18, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eww. No thanks.

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by Gobroks on May 18, 2010 8:56 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

his standard is 0 hits, so...

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by hokysmksbw on May 18, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like that strike call

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 18, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I hated it in the first two 6 innings, too.

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s up with these Padres pitchers? Throwing strikes and shit

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 18, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Fail.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 18, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

But free stuff!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hooray long lines for….the BRUCE FUCKING BOCHY BOBBLEHEAD!!!

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on May 18, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Subject Line

Damon Bruce fucked Bochy?!

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE MAN.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that howie?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 18, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

well at least it’s not nasty inside

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is this Ishikawa guy on deck?

by DFARowand on May 18, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS FUCKING RIGGED

SD HAS GOTTEN TWELVE INCHES OFF THE PLATE ALL NIGHT. I AM FULL OF INTERNET NERD RAGE AND I’M NOT REALLY BEING IRONIC.

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by antinous on May 18, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Filed under things you don't want to hear:

“Giants need a base runner. Ishikawa on deck. Medders in the bullpen.”

by kdl on May 18, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO GET ISHIKAWA AND MEDDERS REPS!

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by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY LLAMA

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Woah that starscream worked.

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by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

This game is as good as over

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 18, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

nice before you know it velez will be in the game

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

nah

Bochy will wait until the ninth when there are two men on to have him pinch hit.

by Into the Void on May 18, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Defensive replacement for Torres.

by kdl on May 18, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The sharks are down 2 as well and I feel like they have a better chance of coming back

by DFARowand on May 18, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

The Blackhawks look like they’re stuck it up the Sharks and broken it off.

by Every6thDay on May 18, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice knowing you, Matt

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 18, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Can the Sharks and Giants please LOSE FASTER so I can get on with the “soaking in misery” portion of the evening?

by Every6thDay on May 18, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaaand Bochy throws in the towel.

by Uncle Russel on May 18, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

what is this?

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by Viliphied on May 18, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the Giants 7-8-9 vs. Gregerson

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by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is evil

I just want to get paid to draw naked girls, is that so much to ask?

by tonoxtono on May 18, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK forget it.

Go back to watching this instead:

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Most frames in a animated GIF evar?

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on May 18, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

what.
the.
fuck.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on May 18, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

EPIC

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by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

/started at the beginning.
/finished 5 minutes later.

Holy crap that was awesome!

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by goGSW24 on May 18, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

8 pitch inning lolol

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift A

I wanted to stay away, cause I knew it would be pain. And apparently I was right. The lead was pretty cool for a while, but I guess the Giants did not like it. Did not feel natural.

Also LOL STRIKE ZONE V WHITESIDE. Gameday says the first two strikes were way outside.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 18, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Red Sox and Yankees are the only teams that exist on ESPN. The NL West is the only division that exists for Duane Kuiper.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on May 18, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

not true

This Sunday it’s Mets vs. Yankees!

by Into the Void on May 18, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to go watch Glee. NPH FTW!

by kdl on May 18, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

papelbon can’t seem to stop sucking ass

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a dozen times: The Boston Red Sox’s pitching staff is desperately overrated.

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

So anyways…. whaddaya all think of the Marlins sitcheeyayshun?

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by Merope on May 18, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

trade for hanley ramirez

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by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

My thoughts: Eh.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Use it to our advantage to get Hanley on t he cheap.

by Uncle Russel on May 18, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

Demonstrates a firm understanding of Baseball…

by Every6thDay on May 18, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, please.

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by Azmanz on May 18, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would have sided with Hanley if it was just because he was pegged in the leg

buuuuut he had to open his mouth and talk total shit in the media. Fuck him.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or if maybe he limped to the ball instead of just dilly-dallying on his way.

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by can of corn on May 18, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow we’re gonna drop into 3rd place after this game

by The Franchise on May 18, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, the Giants will, anyway.

by Every6thDay on May 18, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

At BEST!

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 18, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can someone tell me the purpose of Ishikawa?

Pablo can play 1st, Huff is a left handed bat, so isn’t he pretty much rendered worthless?

You know who else CAN (but SHOULD NOT) play first?

by NHL84 on May 18, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s about as useful as having velez on the roster, except he plays good defense so i guess he is slightly more useful.

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by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

not if he plays 3 innings a week

makes no difference in the defense.

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me know if the Giants score.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 18, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, but don’t get upset when we don’t call.

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

/loses number

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s going to be a quiet night.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back to cleaning the area rug, started at game time. Now just the second half to do, something positive has to come of this evening.

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by timmeh on May 18, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

here comes another marcus thames walk off lawl

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wait, I thought it was already tied. That’s what I get for multi-tasking.

Anyway, I’ve just been reduced to spiteful schadenfreuding of other teams.

by non sequitur on May 18, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double damn.

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by can of corn on May 18, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I decided I was done with the Sharks game after seeing that goal.

/headdesk

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too
I’m getting ready to go to bed…

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by Merope on May 18, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess, because they're men, they'll want to play the rest of the series...

But what’s the point, from San Jose’s perspective? Oh, right. Gate receipts.

by Every6thDay on May 18, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re men in tights. They go around the forest looking for fights!

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

tight tights

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 18, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

They may look like pansies

but don’t get them wrong or else they’ll put out your lights.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW – seeing a group of 1st – 3rd grade boys sing this enthusiastically is nothing short of awesome.

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by can of corn on May 18, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also creepy.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it even gets back to San Jose

by DFARowand on May 18, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

brooms?
brooms on ice is curling!

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by Merope on May 18, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I expected that to go out.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that’s just craptastic…

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by Merope on May 18, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm just watching lost.

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by shanghaijim on May 18, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

When’s Kruk going to shoot Punxsutawny Phil?

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

any time now

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by timmeh on May 18, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bah, Safeway’s freezer is broken – NO ICE CREAM.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 18, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE PLAY

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by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 18, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda!

Thanks, I needed that

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play, Pablo.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Who the fuck is Juan Miranda?

by DFARowand on May 18, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s there to remind you of your rights. Hahahahaha.

by non sequitur on May 18, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not if Leiberman has his way AMIRITE

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez will be the key pinchhitter

ninth inning, one man on, and he will hit a game tying home run.

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

then Bochy will wake up and the dream will be over.

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL you.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now they’re just picking on us.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Asshole.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 18, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

You know what's REALLY gonna piss me off?

When we win something like 11-3 tomorrow. Fuck Jerry Hairston.

Oh, and FUCK these bunt singles.

by NHL84 on May 18, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

That will be teh awesome since I will be there.

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by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I swear, the Padres are doing that just to piss us of.

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

*off

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Padres violating unwritten rules

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by SFGuy on May 18, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKSTEIN
/echoes

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by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

MA, THE MEATLOAF

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by SFGuy on May 18, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YOUR MOM

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 18, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell her to get out of your room (the basement).

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by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classy Joe Thornton with a slash on the faceoff before the puck was dropped

by DFARowand on May 18, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously…wtf was that?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 18, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

randy winn in the box to win it for the yankees

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

BTW Randy Winn is up with a chance to win it for the Yanks

by DFARowand on May 18, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

WFTW

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Winn could win it right now for the Yankees.

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by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone know who’s batting for the Yanks rightn ow?

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaron Boone

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont know but he looks classy.

by Uncle Russel on May 18, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winn win Yankees something

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 18, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Guys..

Randy Winn is up for the Yanks.

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by Azmanz on May 18, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

randy winn is up to bat for the yankees

its to win the game

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 18, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

he hit a walk off single against the pirates last year, epic clutch hitter right there.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

randall winn down to his last strike

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

what—they’re still playing?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on May 18, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait. What’s this about the guy who’s at-bat for the Evil Empire? He could actually drive in the winning run?

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey guys, there is this former Giant in the box for the Yankees.

He could win it for them

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this some kind of Lost thing?

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

here come the boo birds

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

OH LAWD 3-2 COUNT 2 OUTS 1 RUN GAME

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Winn looks funny clean shaven

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by rxmeister on May 18, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Silly Yankees.

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by can of corn on May 18, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reason why Tim will never go to NY. He has to cut his hair.

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by SFGuy on May 18, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Full Count against classy

by DFARowand on May 18, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

rofl here comes the SWWWWWING and a miss

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

RANDY WINN IS BATTING RIGHT NOW

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 18, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, how can you not vote for the dead teacher?

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

What about the pregnant one?

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by can of corn on May 18, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL because im using your MLB.TV

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 18, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure you use it 5 times more often than I do

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, take it offline, huh?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 18, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

how can they still be playing?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 18, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL because im using your MLB.TV

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 18, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol papelbon is having a kaz matsui style at bat with randy winn, this is hilarious.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

TIME FOR RUNS

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 18, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

OOOH YEAAAAH. Classy strikeout.

by Uncle Russel on May 18, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

lol who didnt see that coming

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

randy with the clutch K

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 18, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Cmon, Dwight.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on May 18, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Winn

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 18, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Made of Winn

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL IGNORING BAY AREA SPORTS FOR THE YANKEES GAME

WE HAVE BECOME WHAT WE HAVE FOUGHT AGAINST!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

We wouldn't care if Dwight wasn't at the plate.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 18, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Charles … you were right, Charles …

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 18, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

4-2 Padres and it sounds like they are doing the wave in San Diego

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on May 18, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

leadoff gopher

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

randall winn sporting the .567 ops with no walks and a .187 average, ballin.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

7 walks

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 18, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT!

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

z

LOL slowmo bullet on Grey’s Anatomy teaser
WTF is that show about anyway?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 18, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Medical texts.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grey’s body part?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on May 18, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

People still watch Grey’s?

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently? Someone’s trying to duck a slowmo bullet.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 18, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF. It’s not the Matrix.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never seen the show. Who is on that show?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on May 18, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some dude and that other dude and that chick.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was a terrific SNL sketch

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

that show is horrible. (burn notice, not SNL)

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then watch this sketch. You will like it.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would’ve worked the other way around too.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 18, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're horrible

Burn Notice is fucking awesome

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by Viliphied on May 18, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen a few episodes of it. Twenty years ago, Bruce Campbell would have had the Jeffrey Donovan role.

by non sequitur on May 18, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he’s pretty okay as the sidekick. And although the chick isn’t good looking per se, she’s pretty hot when she’s armed or blowing stuff up. I like it.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 18, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gabrielle Anwar not good looking? You is krazee.

by non sequitur on May 18, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

She used to be. She’s gotten a bit harsh in the face. Nice bod, though.

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by can of corn on May 18, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmph, and I haven’t even seen anything she did in her younger days.

by non sequitur on May 18, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, but still hot with a gun!

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by can of corn on May 18, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You haven’t seen Scent of a Woman?

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hoo-ah!

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve tried to restrict my post-90s Pacino. Just Heat, really.

by non sequitur on May 18, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a pretty good flick.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn't realize she was in that

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by Viliphied on May 18, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT!!

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Just wait ’till he hits 88 MPH!

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Attakid

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by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BECAUSE I KNOW THEY WON'T SCORE

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 18, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

that was an unexpected surprise

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by rxmeister on May 18, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLeadoff!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Now THAT’S a seein eye groundball.

by Uncle Russel on May 18, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Adams has a goofy-ass wind-up pose.

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

The Padres always have at least one reliever that does.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH SNAP!

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by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG TORRES

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on May 18, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Much better.

I am not now, nor have I ever been, Lisa Stevens from Wells Fargo Bank.

by IMbitter on May 18, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

TOOORRREESSS BABBBBYYYYY

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 18, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

ST. ANDRES!

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES TORRES

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by Viliphied on May 18, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

TORRRESSS!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 18, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

YYYYYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 18, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Win this stupid game

by DFARowand on May 18, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT!!!!

BONDSIAN HOME RUN!

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 18, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

New game baby! For once, Torres avoided the big part of the yard!

Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!

by TMOX on May 18, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I was still somehow expecting Hairston to catch that ball

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on May 18, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

rec'd

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

cantalope, i believe

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 18, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are correct. Andres is a cantalope.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow. Torres the Torrent

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 18, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

that works

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift-A

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by rightcenterfielder on May 18, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my! I must scrub that area rug a bit more. TIED!

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by timmeh on May 18, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds like a euphemism for something.

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by can of corn on May 18, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly no.

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by timmeh on May 18, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by can of corn on May 18, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how this is setting up for Velez in the 9th

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pointless Sharks goal!

by DFARowand on May 18, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I CAN HAZ BACKTOBACK?

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by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Never doubt the rally toaster.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 18, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally my friend at a rave

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by Viliphied on May 18, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

That happened because I was over watching Glee.

But, you know, Torres has been on the verge of that since yesterday.

by kdl on May 18, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Go back.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

TAKE THAT, MIKE ADAMS' FACE

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I switch couches and Torres goes YARD.

by Uncle Russel on May 18, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

so the question is

do you switch couches often, or stay on the new couch?

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sell the first couch immediately

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 18, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda, be better.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a johnathon papelbon style fastball to torres, sounds good to me.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

beautiful.

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 18, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Sharks trying to be noticed.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

nice golf claps for the sharks all around the arena

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

TORRRRRRRRRRRES

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 18, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

any chance pablo is hurt?

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

ive seen him swing through fastballs right down the middle though

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 18, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s just pressing.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He could have had two hits tonight though.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s in his own head

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huffed!

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Let there be Jazz.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

let’s get the lead

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by rxmeister on May 18, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Torres almost missed first base.

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff-f-f-f-f-f-f

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 18, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

A Jazz Hands special here would be nice

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

some technical difficulties, but here we go

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by DJ Tofu on May 18, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

its funny cuz hes pumping his arms like torres

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

An early McC award nominee

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 18, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

little underpants

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 18, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres homered?

I cant watch the game…not that I’m sure I feel like torture tonight anways

by Artimus Clyde on May 18, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

he hit the shit out of that ball.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 18, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome, he’s been killin it lately it seems

by Artimus Clyde on May 18, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

right after kruk and kuip say that torres was trying too hard to hit it in the air, and ‘you have to be a big guy’ to get one out in SD

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 18, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres crushed that ball

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 18, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought he was going to take the lights out.

by Into the Void on May 18, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg my Lost download finished

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

So did my Pacific episode!

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I d’led the whole thing every week
Settling in for Eps 6-10 marathon tonight

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 18, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

my dad was excited

One of the characters apparently is from his home county in New Jersey and wants to get home to catch a Bergen Catholic (his high school) football game. Apparently, though, Bergen Catholic didn’t open until 1955!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sounds like a Lost thing…but isn’t

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on May 18, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been downloading each one as they come out. Probably won’t watch the last one tonight though. It’s longer than the rest and it’s getting late.
/is getting old

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by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG baby!Jacob!

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by shanghaijim on May 18, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

SPOILER

THEY ARE NOT REALLY LOST

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this some sort of “Lost” thing?

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 18, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bud African American making the pitching change

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on May 18, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Black is actually the absence of color

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

had to login after that TORRESBOMB

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 18, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I was watching the game, when the feed switched to Full Tilt Poker. Did that happen to anyone else?

Whatever. I’m taking credit. I still can’t get the game on.

by Grant Brisbee on May 18, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

true mods travel to every game

by mlb22 on May 18, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

True mods get to sit in the dugout and moderate while chatting with Lincecum, Cain and Zito

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 18, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

“LOL weed”!
“LOL unicorns!”
“WOE IS ME”

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 18, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can go pee next to miller, kruk, etc. does that count

by mlb22 on May 18, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been getting crazy annoying pop ups too.

by Into the Void on May 18, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m actually watching it on a TV. It’s still on a poker show on what should be CSN Bay Area.

by Grant Brisbee on May 18, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh. Sounds like a poltergeist.

by Into the Void on May 18, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch Poker

the Giants are doing things with a bat, and not the stupid shit they normally do!

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

pls score so we dont get stuck waiting for another eckstein walk off in extra

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

/banned for making me remember

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice to see the Giants save Sanchez from getting a loss for once, even though he didn’t pitch that well today.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

1 walk, 7 Ks in 6 innings – I think he pitched fairly well.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

forgot to win, though.

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by ringleader3 on May 18, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I suppose so.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

you Giantsrainman itt?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jonathan Sanchez Did Not Have His Head In The Game

The Giants hitters did their best to score runs for him.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first four were fucking great. The Padres just BABIP’d the hell out of him in the 5th.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mostly yeah.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, there were a bunch up the right side that were legit.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 18, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rollers to the holes, mostly on the right side. And once there was a runner on first, the gaps just got wider for the force plays. Four straight singles. Hairston had the only real “good” hit.

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 of the 5 hits were roped… anyone calling those rollers is being a homer

by mlb22 on May 18, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doh!

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roped my ass. If I can see the rotation on the ball on a 21" TV, it isn’t roped.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Cain weeps

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAZZY!

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

BABIP!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on May 18, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZY

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG

I can’t believe that wasn’t caught.

by kdl on May 18, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ MOTHERFUCKIN HANDS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

That's the hop we've been looking for

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Couldn’t get to dee choppah.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

that looked like the kind of hit the Padres get against us

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on May 18, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s go Giants, let’s go.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 18, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

this is looking good for a crucial Velez at bat

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

god help us all

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 18, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

now we need a padre style nate schierholtz bomb

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon, Juggernate.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember when someone said Torres was “eye candy” earlier today? That person was CORRECT.

by kdl on May 18, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

But Velez has better nicknames.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 18, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres is catching up

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cantaloupe lives!

by kdl on May 18, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always have been.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 18, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops has not have

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 18, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re welcome.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guppies with the empty net

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 18, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

how did he hit that?

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 18, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Buster’s up

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Eli Whiteside is a .300 hitter now! I like our chances!

by Grant Brisbee on May 18, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

lolbunt

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 18, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think eckstein hitting another walkoff is more likely than a whiteside hit here…

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 18, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone think Eli is coming thru here? Me neither.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on May 18, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

He did earlier. That was probably all he’s got in the tank.

by kdl on May 18, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hit fifth once!

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when he did something? I remember that!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 18, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did anyone see that dude behind Whitesides shoulder? That would be a great GIF.

by Uncle Russel on May 18, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

bochy is dreaming about pinch hitting velez now

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Baanto?!

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

A bunt, seriously?

I think that stolen base is going to Eli’s head.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY ARE YOU BUNTING

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

that was incredible

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Slow pitcher is slow

by DFARowand on May 18, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Woah

I went to walk the dog and I came back to an incredible sight. The Giants tied the game.

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

torres summoned his inner padre killer with a drive to the seats

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go walk him again.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walk every dog in the neighborhood.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

walk my dog

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that what they call it these days?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 18, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BATTING PRACTICE WITH RICH AURILLIA

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

c’mon Eli c’mon Eli c’mon Eli

by non sequitur on May 18, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

BAH

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit.

well at least we get to hear the bye bye baby song

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

they used to play it more often

by TimLaser and MattyC on May 18, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bye bye Birdie
I’m gonna miss you so
Bye bye BIrdie
Why’d you have to go?
Bye bye sugar
Hello Patio!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 18, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

So we lose on a walk off now right?

by DFARowand on May 18, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

David eckstein is licking his lips right now thinking about it

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

epic velez ph appearance coming in the 9th

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT YOUR MOUTH

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double switch with Velez as defensive replacement.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

CALLED THAT SHIT

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by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez will bat second in the ninth

or will Velez ph and play second???

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

text fail

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

AmyGGiants Padres had not given up a Home Run all year at Petco Park – until tonight. #sfgiants

SUCK IT, PADRES.

by kdl on May 18, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

GO AWAY, SAN DIEGO

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#52

by cloudydays on May 18, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES AMY G

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 18, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats not remotely correct, but thanks

by mlb22 on May 18, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except for that one by Juan Uribe.

FAIL

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LULZ INCORRECT.

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by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda hit a long one here earlier this year, too.

by non sequitur on May 18, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

lmao

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by jponry on May 18, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, that's incredible if it's true

though mlb22 says it isn’t

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by jponry on May 18, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uribe hit one.

Pablo as well I think.

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by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes and yes.

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would even think she meant SD relievers, but gregerson gave up a bomb the other day to the dodgers

by mlb22 on May 18, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe she meant Adams.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Bell gave up the game tying HR to Uribe in the first series.

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. When is this site going to get a delete feature, anyway?

by kdl on May 18, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

CHAOS

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on May 18, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

CATS AND DOGS, LIVING TOGETHER! MASS HYSTERIA!

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by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

whole new ballgame!

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by rightcenterfielder on May 18, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

in that situation in lk the show, or 2k10

would you have put Molina in that situation instead of Whiteside?

by russian.tank on May 18, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

well, i would have called posey up at the start of the season, so he would be hitting instead of whiteside

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#52

by cloudydays on May 18, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, molina, renteria and wheeler would be gone to florida for hanley, or arizona for upton

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#52

by cloudydays on May 18, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

My girlfriend who doesn't watch baseball at all

told me not to get my hopes up “because your team always does this, and you end up losing and sulking the entire night.”

Giants baseball – so predictable that even non baseball fans know what’s coming

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by Kestrel76 on May 18, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

:(

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by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is hilarious, and also extremely true :(.

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by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants sucking causes Kestrel76 sulking

SCIENCE!

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 18, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

loves how she said you're team.

i have taught my gf how to say “giants”

by russian.tank on May 18, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is the giants?

by Hamed on May 18, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should probably go back to watching Glee, since the last time I did that, the Giants scored 2 runs.

by kdl on May 18, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

You don't like cats?

But you watch Glee? You need to go to a Re-education camp or something.

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by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am a super girly girl who loves ice skating, the ballet, the opera and musical theater (not to mention trashy reality TV and US Magazine), but I have a big (ish) dog and like beer and baseball.

I’M AN ENIGMA.

by kdl on May 18, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if they are letters?

M…R….E, M R E!

Mystery!

And another name for mystery

Enigma!

Mr. E Nigma. Edward Nigma!

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by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just for you guys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__DrJI7mTHQ

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t switched back from Lost. I thought you were on Glee this whole time!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 18, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even NPH singing couldn’t lure me away from the Cantaloupe!

by kdl on May 18, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL sharks

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The secret weapon is in.

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by rightcenterfielder on May 18, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

VELEZ

DEFENSIVE REPLACEMENT!

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 18, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Glad I’m not watching.

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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 18, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF. Stupid fucking Velez.

by DFARowand on May 18, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Great idea bork, velez as a defensive replacement GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Bork is dumber than a dried cat turd

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 18, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m sure larry baer feels extremely smart for extending him

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baer is dumber than Bork

If that is even technically possible

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 18, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, don’t insult cat turds like that.

by kdl on May 18, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez, and not Bowker? Oh, fuck you Bochy.

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL VELEZ DEFENSIVE REPLACEMENT

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Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 18, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

/insert ‘wtf is this shit?’ image

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#52

by cloudydays on May 18, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOING MORE ON DEFENSE

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL PULLING NATE FOR VELEZ IN A TIE BALLGAME

Only this one did not make me laugh.

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by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

non compis mentis

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL I love our manager

And by “love” I mean “want to kill”

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by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Keremy

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

OT:

My friend just posted a picture of a shirt being sold outside Wrigley that says “NO WAY JOSE” and sort of an X over the Sharks logo.

I hope that fucking jinxes them.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Most things involving Wrigley are jinxed.

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh SNAP.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chicago fans are stupid bastards, and the shirts outside Wrigley are usually stupid and/or racist

/pic of Horry Cow shirt they made for Fukudome.

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by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

PUJOLS MOWS MY LAWN LOL

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELL IF YER ILLEGAL YER BREAKING THE LAW. LERN TO SPEAK AMERICAN!

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by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking asshats.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think Fukudome would be a great name for an enclosed baseball park

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 18, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

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by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol’d.

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

My Son hath delivered unto us a dinger

And it was good.

Too bad Bochy put satan in.

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by GiantPain on May 18, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Eckstein have the DX theme as his walk up music?

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

it called Break it Down

by mlb22 on May 18, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

So yes.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

bork: errmm i’m gonna take nate out of the game I need to put in velez for defensive purposes and some pop errmm

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon, Jeremy.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow Bochy...just Wow

So…you were planning on keeping Affeldt out for two innings? You couldn’t just pinch hit with Velez (lol) in the ninth.

You really are the worst manager ever.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 18, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

But that would mean no double switch, and double switches are tactically amazing!

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 18, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not doing a very good job pitching around Adrian.

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Fair, but three of those pitches almost hit him.

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once again

I find myself rooting for Velez to fail completely and utterly.

And I don’t feel bad about it at all.

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by GiantPain on May 18, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I root for a dropped routine infield fly

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by DJ Tofu on May 18, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

he will strike out on a high inside pitch which beans him

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, tied heading to the ninth in Petco

This should end well.

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by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

At least we got Eckstein out of the way.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit, tie game?!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 18, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate you Bochy!

Replacing Velez for Nate for DEFENSE? WHAT. THE. FUCK?

by kdl on May 18, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

wait seriously

seriously

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by jponry on May 18, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

giants probably do better without a manager at this point in time

by TimLaser and MattyC on May 18, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not think they have one

See: Dartboard Theory

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by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah it was a double switch. It would have made a lot more sense to switch Molina for Whiteside though, unless he is saving Molina for a high leverage PH situation.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 18, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

double switching nate for velez is an example of why double switching isn’t that great a strategy

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by jponry on May 18, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

a double switch

for Bowker would have made much more sense

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by Viliphied on May 18, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It does give people an excuse to drink.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Just a PH would have made more sense.

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 18, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am suffering from a crazy amount of rage.

by kdl on May 18, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

You Can't Trust Your Eyes Or Memory When Assessing Velez. The Numbers Say He Is Good, So He Must Be Good.

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

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by ringleader3 on May 18, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

lirl

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by jponry on May 18, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the numbers say

He’s bad.

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by GiantPain on May 18, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are times when I absolutely love GRM

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by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Did you actually read it or just gave it a plus 1 because he capitalized every word?

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by scout6 on May 18, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

aren’t Downs and Velez about 1 for their last 50 between them?

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on May 18, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

and now it's time for the Zorak dinger

thus cementing his spot on the roster for all eternity

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by rightcenterfielder on May 18, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Or a dandy going away present.

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Downs, Velez, Rowand, back-to-back-to-back. Do it.

by non sequitur on May 18, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Freddy Sanchez replaced by pinch runner after singling in 3rd tonight.

Sometimes, there's a man...well, he's the man for his time and place.

by I'm_a_Man on May 18, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

dud he slip and break a hip?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

and turning nate into a “bench” player

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t forget about the high probability of a “Fuck you, Grant”-homer followed by a blown save in the bottom of the ninth.

by Grant Brisbee on May 18, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

my money is on 0-for-26 blanks killing us softly

by mlb22 on May 18, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

that or tony gwynn jr hitting one to straight away center

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

is a 100% probability really just a “high” probability?

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by jponry on May 18, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have a pre-photoshopped scoreboard to preach/taunt us with this time?

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by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is torture, right?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 18, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants baseball, baby!

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 18, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy Shit

Velez on deck! Are you fucking kidding me?

by Into the Void on May 18, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

/is rooting for a 3-pitch strikeout of Eugenio

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by GiantPain on May 18, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

nah

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by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Downs!

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

oh good velez is up

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by jponry on May 18, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

/read with the same inflection as “Oh good, my favorite dog died and I have herpes”

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 18, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOWNS MUTHAFUCKAS!

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by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

ha ha—it’s Vrooom Time!

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by greatgiantfan on May 18, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

among his many deficiencies, he can't bunt

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

he can run fast though!

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

The grilled sandwich looks just as bad.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 18, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i tried one of those — split it with a friend — my god is it awful

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#52

by cloudydays on May 18, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

grease literally sprays everywhere on every bite

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by cloudydays on May 18, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

whatever sauce they put on it is terrible.

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by Viliphied on May 18, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Downs comes through in his last at bat before Freddy Sanchez comes up and we never see him again.

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by rxmeister on May 18, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, come on

Freddy Sanchez is better than Matt Downs.

Though Downs has done heroes work stepping up the past couple weeks.

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by GiantPain on May 18, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was our only chance.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

At least bunt it correctly.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

vrooom attack!

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by rightcenterfielder on May 18, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOM ATTEMPT

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by ringleader3 on May 18, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember that time I said that Torres was better at bunting than Velez?

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m better at bunting than Velez.

by Grant Brisbee on May 18, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm blaming Grant

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm granting blame

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Your cat is better at bunting than Velez.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

A two by four stuck in the ground holding a bat is better at bunting then Velez

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by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

bunting is better at bunting than Velez

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by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't you have poker to watch?

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by ringleader3 on May 18, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant’s puh-puh-puh-puh-poker face.

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by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

also can't read signs

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Kuip: “I read his lips. He said, I didn’t give him the bunt sign.”

by kdl on May 18, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

just awesome

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by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome or torture: you decide.

by kdl on May 18, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya know

I’m almost glad it happened

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by Viliphied on May 18, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

the padres need to fall apart and make like 5 errors so we can score a few runs and somehow win

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit that’s fuck.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

by kdl on May 18, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good, they called a hit and run and he popped it straight up in the fucking air.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Runner: Not in scoring position

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by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

but do you now telegraph a steal?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on May 18, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way do you steal here with Downs

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by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the hell…unless it’s Kent, you need some speed out of that position

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 18, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worst at-bat of the night?

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Same old Velez.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

also, I hate velez more than any other giant in the past 7 years.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Benitez?

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 18, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edgardo?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 18, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

including AJ ?

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

AJ was, at least

A positive-value player.

Eugenio is worthless.

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by GiantPain on May 18, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zito?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 18, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

does anyone really hate Zito?

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by jponry on May 18, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Athletic.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was pretty vituperative against him in 2008 0-8.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 18, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Wow.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on May 18, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY IS VELEZ

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

wow. I really thought Velez would come through there. He’s normally so clutch.

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by rxmeister on May 18, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

A double would be nice.

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by rightcenterfielder on May 18, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

SSSS

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT WAS NOT THE OUTCOME I WAS EXPECTING!

/S

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 18, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

The good thing is that could inspire them to send him down after the game

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by jponry on May 18, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon

by non sequitur on May 18, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Velez

LOL Bork

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by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

the fact that velez was called back up just shows how intelligent B&S are

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

And, that he has seen playing time. I mean, couldn’t they just left him on the end of the bench in case of emergencies?

by kdl on May 18, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

“i am not an idiot”

what’s bochy’s excuse?

by TimLaser and MattyC on May 18, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apologies to Edwin Starr

GENO!!

YEAH!!

WHAT IS HE GOOD FOR??

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on May 18, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s good if your on the phillies and he’s dropping routine fly balls and being a general bork favorite.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do love the super loud “Let’s Go Giants!” chant going on at Petco.

by kdl on May 18, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

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--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 18, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

until last year, used to hear the “whatsaa matter with _, he’s a bum!” chants loud and clear here too

by mlb22 on May 18, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Franchise is on deck

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by rxmeister on May 18, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s arrogant.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big Time Timmy Jim?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 18, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT SAN DIEGO FANS

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

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#52

by cloudydays on May 18, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hypothetical situation

You’re walking home from the supermarket with a gallon of bleach when turn a corner to discover Bruce Bochy on fire. You know that you can use the bleach to put the fire out and save him.

What do you do?

Me? I drink the bleach

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 18, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I shoot him in the face Ol’ Yeller style

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by jponry on May 18, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Bochy! Goodbye Bochy! Worst goddam manager in the west!

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 18, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretend to help him, but direct him into oncoming traffic

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by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I predicted after Bowker’s K last night that Velez would pinch hit ahead of him tonight; why do I have to be right all the time? Bruce Bochy is a fucking moron, plain and simple. There’s no excuse for that lunkhead to be in the game tonight.

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by TMOX on May 18, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I disagree with "plain"

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice 2-0 swing

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by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I keep expecting Rowand to swing on the pickoff throws.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

to be fair, you’ve seen him bat a lot.

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by ringleader3 on May 18, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if that would be a strike...?

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by GiantPain on May 18, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was wondering about that too.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

would that be a strike?

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by jponry on May 18, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The MLB Official rule book is really shitty and vague.

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by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo could probably hit a double on a pick off throw

by Countificus on May 18, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, what will it take for Bochy to remove Rowand from the leadoff position?

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by TMOX on May 18, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

This not happening.

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by srpwrd on May 18, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT!

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

SCOTT

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by jponry on May 18, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Base hit!

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by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll take it!

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by rightcenterfielder on May 18, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Scott.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Leadoff hitter!

by kdl on May 18, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

z

Nice baserunning, Matt

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by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

No way he gets to third,

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by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was applauding him for freezing on the line drive, rather than pulling a Velez/Rowand.

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by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

IMAGINE IF THE BUNT HAD GONE DOWN AND ROWAND WAS FAST? LOL FAIL AT SMALLBALL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 18, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH SCOTT

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by Yoyo on May 18, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that would have been a run if Velez could do ONE FUCKING THING RIGHT.

by Into the Void on May 18, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

A productive out by Zorak would have been nice.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

As JT would say

“Nice piece of hittin’ "

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by Goofus on May 18, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, Rowand almost looks decent tonight.

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by rxmeister on May 18, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

3 hits?

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, he’s a gamer. What do you expect?

by Into the Void on May 18, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

PITCH TO TORRES

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Right now, there's nobody else I'd want up

Not even Pablo.

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by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, good

You go see if you can get him to the park in time.

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinda crazy, but this.

by kdl on May 18, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wild pitch
/Bengie

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by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitching around Torres

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by Goofus on May 18, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d feel better if Downs had gone to 3rd

by oldgiantsguy on May 18, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres is the most selective hitter on the Giants

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

jinxed

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only one that understands OBP

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 18, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pointless throw to second.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

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by rightcenterfielder on May 18, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh swung at two balls in a row

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by jponry on May 18, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh. Let’s go, Pablo.

by non sequitur on May 18, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFUUU

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Pfffft. Bat twirl 10 times then K.

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by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, there goes that theory

Right now, there’s nobody else I’d want up. (take two)

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by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

damn.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

c’mon, this is what’s missing

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 18, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I can has Clutch Fu Panda?

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

We need some Panda power now.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Panda.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

panda time

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 18, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't think he's throwing much in the zone

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon now Panda, do good stuff

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 18, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

RED LIGHT

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitch around much?

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Please be clutch as fuck

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on May 18, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

oh yeah

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 18, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe he’s sending the “I don’t want to pitch to you” message.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Argh.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow pitching around the wildest freeswinger in the game who’s in a slump

by oldgiantsguy on May 18, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

RED LIGHT

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

that was still killer

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 18, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw crap now I missed Jacob’s explanation FOR EVERYTHING.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 18, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this some kind of 24 thing?

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twilight.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 18, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s a “The Pacific” thing.

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by ringleader3 on May 18, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck.

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

BALL 4 PABLO

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Over-active catcher is over-active

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I do NOT want this to go into extras.

by kdl on May 18, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

The Padres don’t intend to let it.

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

What makes you think it will

by oldgiantsguy on May 18, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

gah

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by rightcenterfielder on May 18, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugggggggggggggggh

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Bell for the W

I just want to get paid to draw naked girls, is that so much to ask?

by tonoxtono on May 18, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

terrible at bat

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

BAH

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK BALL 5

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

BAH

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Had that been a Padre swing at that

it would have gone through

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

So are we allowed to non-ironically worry about Panda now?

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 18, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he’s looked better over the last week or so. That first week was painful — he wasn’t making any solid contact.

by Grant Brisbee on May 18, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

BALL 4

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 18, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

5

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eckstein or Gonzalez?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 18, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh, they can’t bat this inning.

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant in the end. You’re nuts if you think it’s ending this inning.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 18, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Against the bottom half of the Padres’ order? I wouldn’t bet against it.

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doom and gloom knows no rules!

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by srpwrd on May 18, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is the kind of matchup that could go deep into the night

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 18, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo: 0-bajillion with 2 out and RISP

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW, just wow

Bork could have had a fucking pitcher bat instead of Velez and we would be winning right now. Fuck Bochy, Fuck Velez.This sucks.

by Into the Void on May 18, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Or NATE?

/still enraged

by kdl on May 18, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

(And, yes, I realize that it was a double switch and Nate wouldn’t have batted anyway.)

by kdl on May 18, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow…those pitches a foot off the plate look really good.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 18, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

/GRM

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 18, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 18, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember when

Sandoval was our best hitter? That was awesome.

by vhants on May 18, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo is too jumpy with RISP

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 18, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Bork flashes the "don't let them hit it to Velez" sign

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo is trying way too hard to do something

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

this

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on May 18, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

can you blame him?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 18, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was trying to walk him, but Panda wouldn’t let him

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on May 18, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

and this

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on May 18, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

they didn’t double switch to take him out after one

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on May 18, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo needs to work something out.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Why can't Geno bunt?

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on May 18, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this some kind of Lost thing?

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sonic the Hedgehog has really let himself go.

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 18, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

GENO GOTTA GO

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Hitler?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

When is Spain?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where was that stooped and mealy colored old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

How was Trump at Munich?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ho-ho beriberi!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Balls!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh Oh

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 18, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve called tech support.

by Grant Brisbee on May 18, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every time I see “Geno,” I think Espineli.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better bunter

I’m pretty sure

Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?

by tobias on May 18, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

No doubt, he is.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

PINOY PRIDE

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 18, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

HELL YEAH

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

it wasn't covered in see the ball, hit the ball school

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course if any padre swings at that pitch in that situation its a 2 run double lawl

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

who gets the walkoff?

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on May 18, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Gywnn

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

JEREMY

FNISH HIM

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY IS EVERY PADRE AT BAT TORTURE.

by Norcalnappy on May 18, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Inquisition

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

well played

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 18, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

[Insert no hope comment here]

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on May 18, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

wait, what were they saying about madbum?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 18, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Danger Will Robinson

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Great…

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeremy. You’re getting paid waaaaaay too much to keep doing this shit.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Y

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 18, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS GOING WELL

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 18, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Looking good to me

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by srpwrd on May 18, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

every time Krukow opens his pie hole about how a pitcher has turned it around, he instantly goes bad

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on May 18, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

If you don't like Brandon Medders you're not a true fan.

by wjackalope on May 18, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

We’ll lose on a single to right/play at the plate.

Bochy made a move with the thought that the team WOULDN’T score (leaving Affeldt in). Managing not to lose is managing to lose.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 18, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

JEREMY

FINISH HIM

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you think I can charge the Giants for my therapy?

by GrabbingSomePine on May 18, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Tony Gwynn Jr. is Eugenio Velez!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

KKeremy

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on May 18, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Gwynn with the Velez type atbat

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on May 18, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Even velez was impressed by that gino style at bat.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

here comes kyle blanks moment of truth

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Now throw the double play ball.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

SHADES OF VELEZ

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READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 18, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

K thnx bye!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I like when other teams cannot bunt either

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 18, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN TONY GWYNN JR

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 18, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Gameday shows that way inside the zone.

by Norcalnappy on May 18, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess that one missed right in the zone, must have “missed”.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say again

Denorfia is a goofy name

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES

DAMMIT

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 18, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe be throwing with strikes, Affeldt?

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

That first one was a strike, according to gameday.

by kdl on May 18, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

fun fact: nobody is warming up

by mlb22 on May 18, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

HE'S OUR HORSE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

and i’m not wearing my diapers!

Choppin' broccoli

by SimpleJaquez on May 18, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leon’s getting LARGER

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 18, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

velez can pitch if need be

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

JEREMY

FINISH HIM

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 18, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Him - finished

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 18, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

JEREMY

FINISH HIM

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

DOUBLE PLAY

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

CLUTCH!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 18, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

He scooted on his behind like my dog when her butt itches!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOO!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 18, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy fuckshit, Affeldt is lucky.

by Grant Brisbee on May 18, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

just a little bit

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 18, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH GOD THAT TURNED OUT SO BAD!

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on May 18, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Thing Is, It Happened.

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 18, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

strikes out on ball four, double play

that is perfect

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

should have been two on and one out

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeeeeehaw!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 18, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 18, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

that half inning set back the game of baseball 20 years

by mlb22 on May 18, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

vintage 2009 JAFF

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Apropos of nothing

Andres Torres’s middle name is ‘Vungo’.

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 18, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Like the dude from Ghostbusters 2?

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 18, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know that he’s nicknamed “Yungo” which is like “Junior.”

by kdl on May 18, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Van Lingle Mungo

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

K thnx bye, C.S.!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!! Looked like ball four too

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on May 18, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got here

Did Velez fuck something up?

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 18, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

where's that Affeldt in front of a fire graphics?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on May 18, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, kinda glad they didn't take out Whiteside.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 18, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

bengie needs as much rest as he can get or he will die after 2 pitches in arizona and that won’t be good for timmy.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m almost out of alcohol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

OH!

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 18, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, this is still going?

Giants cruelty.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 18, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

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