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Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
No
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats fucking hilarious.

Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Heaven forbid our offense actually pick up a mediocre start.
The Brewers would kill for a start like this from one of their pitchers.
LOL 10-8 loss to Dodgers.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I was making fun of the fact that the Giants scored 8 runs and still lost. That wasn’t a mediocre start, it was a disaster.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Chase Budinger seems like he’s a douche
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
not
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Next time he should get the starters correct.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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It’s not that new. I was here before.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
This is basically the worst day ever.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Worst sports day ever for us?
Giants
Sharks
Warriors dropped two picks?
What the hell?!?
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
1- It’s May.
2- They ain’t dead yet.
3- It’s May.
There have been far worse Bay Area sports days.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 18, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
/makes another post trying to convince you guys of something that it's not possible to convince you of and that I don't really believe anyway.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Chase Budinger looks like Kevin Mckidd
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 18, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
I really hate everything Hairston related in the world
I hope their mother is on death row somewhere.
Hooray for five bloop singles.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
LOL @ the caption
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 18, 2010 8:53 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Greg Lukerson!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Ah crap
[Padres pitcher]! Our nemesis!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
This would be a great night for the Giants to figure it out against Gregorson or Adams. We’ve had less success against them than we’ve had against Heath fucking Bell.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
no way
not with this umpire
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Chance of scoring off...
Gregerson? 0
Adams? Maybe a little better
Bell? Zero.
Good news: Latos is out of the game.
Bad news: The Padres bullpen is in the game.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Why am I still switching between this and the Sharks game?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
I could be reading the new book I got today. But, nope. I decide to cave into my insanity and continue to watch these games. I am crazy.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
You Shall Know Our Velocity! by Dave Eggers
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Watch LOST!!! In one minute
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
I’m not a Lost fan.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
hankschulman Interesting stat: Assuming Sanchez is done, he will have completed 25 consecutive starts without allowing more than seven hits.
That’s not an interesting stat
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 18, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Eww. No thanks.
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 18, 2010 8:56 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I hated it in the first two 6 innings, too.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
What’s up with these Padres pitchers? Throwing strikes and shit
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 18, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
Fail.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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But free stuff!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Hooray long lines for….the BRUCE FUCKING BOCHY BOBBLEHEAD!!!
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Subject Line
Damon Bruce fucked Bochy?!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE MAN.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
well at least it’s not nasty inside
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS IS FUCKING RIGGED
SD HAS GOTTEN TWELVE INCHES OFF THE PLATE ALL NIGHT. I AM FULL OF INTERNET NERD RAGE AND I’M NOT REALLY BEING IRONIC.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Filed under things you don't want to hear:
“Giants need a base runner. Ishikawa on deck. Medders in the bullpen.”
RALLY LLAMA

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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This game is as good as over
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 18, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
nice before you know it velez will be in the game
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
nah
Bochy will wait until the ninth when there are two men on to have him pinch hit.
by Into the Void on May 18, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
what is this?
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
OK forget it.
Go back to watching this instead:

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
lol
what.
the.
fuck.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/started at the beginning.
/finished 5 minutes later.
Holy crap that was awesome!
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Shift A
I wanted to stay away, cause I knew it would be pain. And apparently I was right. The lead was pretty cool for a while, but I guess the Giants did not like it. Did not feel natural.
Also LOL STRIKE ZONE V WHITESIDE. Gameday says the first two strikes were way outside.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Naked eye says the same thing.
Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)
Red Sox and Yankees are the only teams that exist on ESPN. The NL West is the only division that exists for Duane Kuiper.
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
not true
This Sunday it’s Mets vs. Yankees!
by Into the Void on May 18, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
papelbon can’t seem to stop sucking ass
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a dozen times: The Boston Red Sox’s pitching staff is desperately overrated.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
My thoughts: Eh.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Use it to our advantage to get Hanley on t he cheap.
by Uncle Russel on May 18, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Would have sided with Hanley if it was just because he was pegged in the leg
buuuuut he had to open his mouth and talk total shit in the media. Fuck him.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Or if maybe he limped to the ball instead of just dilly-dallying on his way.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
At BEST!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 18, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Can someone tell me the purpose of Ishikawa?
Pablo can play 1st, Huff is a left handed bat, so isn’t he pretty much rendered worthless?
You know who else CAN (but SHOULD NOT) play first?
He’s about as useful as having velez on the roster, except he plays good defense so i guess he is slightly more useful.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
not if he plays 3 innings a week
makes no difference in the defense.
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Let me know if the Giants score.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 18, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
Okay, but don’t get upset when we don’t call.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
It’s going to be a quiet night.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
here comes another marcus thames walk off lawl
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Oh wait, I thought it was already tied. That’s what I get for multi-tasking.
Anyway, I’ve just been reduced to spiteful schadenfreuding of other teams.
by non sequitur on May 18, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I decided I was done with the Sharks game after seeing that goal.
/headdesk
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess, because they're men, they'll want to play the rest of the series...
But what’s the point, from San Jose’s perspective? Oh, right. Gate receipts.
They’re men in tights. They go around the forest looking for fights!
It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant
They may look like pansies
but don’t get them wrong or else they’ll put out your lights.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BTW – seeing a group of 1st – 3rd grade boys sing this enthusiastically is nothing short of awesome.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Also creepy.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I expected that to go out.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
When’s Kruk going to shoot Punxsutawny Phil?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
Nice play, Pablo.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
He’s there to remind you of your rights. Hahahahaha.
by non sequitur on May 18, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez will be the key pinchhitter
ninth inning, one man on, and he will hit a game tying home run.
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
then Bochy will wake up and the dream will be over.
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
LOL you.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Now they’re just picking on us.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
You know what's REALLY gonna piss me off?
When we win something like 11-3 tomorrow. Fuck Jerry Hairston.
Oh, and FUCK these bunt singles.
I swear, the Padres are doing that just to piss us of.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
*off
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Ugh
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
Fucking Padres violating unwritten rules
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
MA, THE MEATLOAF
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
LOL YOUR MOM
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 18, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
WFTW
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Anyone know who’s batting for the Yanks rightn ow?
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Guys..
Randy Winn is up for the Yanks.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
randy winn is up to bat for the yankees
its to win the game
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 18, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
randall winn down to his last strike
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
what—they’re still playing?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 18, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait. What’s this about the guy who’s at-bat for the Evil Empire? He could actually drive in the winning run?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
Hey guys, there is this former Giant in the box for the Yankees.
He could win it for them
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The yankees game could be won RIGHT NOW
Randy Winn is the man at the dish
RALLY ANGRY DESMOND

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Is this some kind of Lost thing?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Winn looks funny clean shaven
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
RANDY WINN IS BATTING RIGHT NOW
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 18, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
Man, how can you not vote for the dead teacher?
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
LOL because im using your MLB.TV
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 18, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m pretty sure you use it 5 times more often than I do
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
hey, take it offline, huh?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 18, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
how can they still be playing?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 18, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL because im using your MLB.TV
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 18, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
TIME FOR RUNS
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
lol who didnt see that coming
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
randy with the clutch K
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 18, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions
Made of Winn
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL IGNORING BAY AREA SPORTS FOR THE YANKEES GAME
WE HAVE BECOME WHAT WE HAVE FOUGHT AGAINST!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
We wouldn't care if Dwight wasn't at the plate.
Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!
4-2 Padres and it sounds like they are doing the wave in San Diego
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
leadoff gopher
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
randall winn sporting the .567 ops with no walks and a .187 average, ballin.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
GREAT SCOTT!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
z
LOL slowmo bullet on Grey’s Anatomy teaser
WTF is that show about anyway?
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Medical texts.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
People still watch Grey’s?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently? Someone’s trying to duck a slowmo bullet.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
WTF. It’s not the Matrix.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve never seen the show. Who is on that show?
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Some dude and that other dude and that chick.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
This was a terrific SNL sketch

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
that show is horrible. (burn notice, not SNL)
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Then watch this sketch. You will like it.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
you're horrible
Burn Notice is fucking awesome
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
YES
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve seen a few episodes of it. Twenty years ago, Bruce Campbell would have had the Jeffrey Donovan role.
by non sequitur on May 18, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
But he’s pretty okay as the sidekick. And although the chick isn’t good looking per se, she’s pretty hot when she’s armed or blowing stuff up. I like it.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Gabrielle Anwar not good looking? You is krazee.
by non sequitur on May 18, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
She used to be. She’s gotten a bit harsh in the face. Nice bod, though.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Hmph, and I haven’t even seen anything she did in her younger days.
by non sequitur on May 18, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
You haven’t seen Scent of a Woman?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Hoo-ah!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I’ve tried to restrict my post-90s Pacino. Just Heat, really.
by non sequitur on May 18, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s a pretty good flick.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
didn't realize she was in that
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
GREAT SCOTT!!
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
GREAT SCOTT!!!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
LOL BECAUSE I KNOW THEY WON'T SCORE
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 18, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
LOLeadoff!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Adams has a goofy-ass wind-up pose.
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The Padres always have at least one reliever that does.
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TORRES!!!!!!!!!!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
yes
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
ST. ANDRES!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
FUCK YES TORRES
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
TORRRESSS!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions

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HOLY SHIT!!!!
BONDSIAN HOME RUN!
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 18, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
CANTALOUPE FOR THE WIN

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
rec'd
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cantalope, i believe
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on May 18, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
You are correct. Andres is a cantalope.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
wow. Torres the Torrent
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Shift-A

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by rightcenterfielder on May 18, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
Oh my! I must scrub that area rug a bit more. TIED!
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Sounds like a euphemism for something.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Sadly no.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
I like how this is setting up for Velez in the 9th
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Never doubt the rally toaster.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 18, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
That happened because I was over watching Glee.
But, you know, Torres has been on the verge of that since yesterday.
Go back.
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TAKE THAT, MIKE ADAMS' FACE
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions
so the question is
do you switch couches often, or stay on the new couch?
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Sell the first couch immediately
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 18, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
beautiful.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 18, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Sharks trying to be noticed.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
any chance pablo is hurt?
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 18, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions
Being hurt doesn’t make you swing at balls off the plate.
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ive seen him swing through fastballs right down the middle though
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 18, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he’s just pressing.
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He could have had two hits tonight though.
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I think he’s in his own head
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Huffed!
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Let there be Jazz.
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LOL Torres almost missed first base.
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some technical difficulties, but here we go

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lol
its funny cuz hes pumping his arms like torres
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
WIN
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
little underpants
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 18, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome, he’s been killin it lately it seems
by Artimus Clyde on May 18, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought he was going to take the lights out.
by Into the Void on May 18, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
omg my Lost download finished
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I d’led the whole thing every week
Settling in for Eps 6-10 marathon tonight
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
my dad was excited
One of the characters apparently is from his home county in New Jersey and wants to get home to catch a Bergen Catholic (his high school) football game. Apparently, though, Bergen Catholic didn’t open until 1955!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
SPOILER
THEY ARE NOT REALLY LOST
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Is this some sort of “Lost” thing?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Bud African American making the pitching change
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Black is actually the absence of color
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
WOW
had to login after that TORRESBOMB
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'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
I was watching the game, when the feed switched to Full Tilt Poker. Did that happen to anyone else?
Whatever. I’m taking credit. I still can’t get the game on.
True mods get to sit in the dugout and moderate while chatting with Lincecum, Cain and Zito
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by Sabean's_Folly on May 18, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve been getting crazy annoying pop ups too.
by Into the Void on May 18, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m actually watching it on a TV. It’s still on a poker show on what should be CSN Bay Area.
by Grant Brisbee on May 18, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Watch Poker
the Giants are doing things with a bat, and not the stupid shit they normally do!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
pls score so we dont get stuck waiting for another eckstein walk off in extra
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
/banned for making me remember
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice to see the Giants save Sanchez from getting a loss for once, even though he didn’t pitch that well today.
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1 walk, 7 Ks in 6 innings – I think he pitched fairly well.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
forgot to win, though.
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Yeah I suppose so.
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you Giantsrainman itt?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Jonathan Sanchez Did Not Have His Head In The Game
The Giants hitters did their best to score runs for him.
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The first four were fucking great. The Padres just BABIP’d the hell out of him in the 5th.
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Were the hits mostly padre bullshit bloops?
by Artimus Clyde on May 18, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, there were a bunch up the right side that were legit.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Rollers to the holes, mostly on the right side. And once there was a runner on first, the gaps just got wider for the force plays. Four straight singles. Hairston had the only real “good” hit.
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Roped my ass. If I can see the rotation on the ball on a 21" TV, it isn’t roped.
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/Cain weeps
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
JAZZY!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
JAZZY
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That's the hop we've been looking for
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
fail
let’s finish this comeback!!!
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 18, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
this is looking good for a crucial Velez at bat
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
C’mon, Juggernate.
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But Velez has better nicknames.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 18, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Torres is catching up
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Always have been.
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You’re welcome.
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Guppies with the empty net
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
how did he hit that?
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 18, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
lolbunt
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
anyone think Eli is coming thru here? Me neither.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
He hit fifth once!
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Remember when he did something? I remember that!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Baanto?!
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A bunt, seriously?
I think that stolen base is going to Eli’s head.
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WHY ARE YOU BUNTING
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions
Woah
I went to walk the dog and I came back to an incredible sight. The Giants tied the game.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Go walk him again.
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Walk every dog in the neighborhood.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
walk my dog
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL BATTING PRACTICE WITH RICH AURILLIA
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BAH
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
epic velez ph appearance coming in the 9th
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
SHIT YOUR MOUTH
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Velez will bat second in the ninth
or will Velez ph and play second???
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
text fail
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
AmyGGiants Padres had not given up a Home Run all year at Petco Park – until tonight. #sfgiants
SUCK IT, PADRES.
Except for that one by Juan Uribe.
FAIL
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The floodgates have been opened
…hopefully
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by rightcenterfielder on May 18, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
LULZ INCORRECT.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Panda hit a long one here earlier this year, too.
by non sequitur on May 18, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
wow, that's incredible if it's true
though mlb22 says it isn’t
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Uribe hit one.
Pablo as well I think.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yes and yes.
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i would even think she meant SD relievers, but gregerson gave up a bomb the other day to the dodgers
Maybe she meant Adams.
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And Bell gave up the game tying HR to Uribe in the first series.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
CHAOS
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
CATS AND DOGS, LIVING TOGETHER! MASS HYSTERIA!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
whole new ballgame!
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by rightcenterfielder on May 18, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
in that situation in lk the show, or 2k10
would you have put Molina in that situation instead of Whiteside?
My girlfriend who doesn't watch baseball at all
told me not to get my hopes up “because your team always does this, and you end up losing and sulking the entire night.”
Giants baseball – so predictable that even non baseball fans know what’s coming
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Giants sucking causes Kestrel76 sulking
SCIENCE!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 18, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
loves how she said you're team.
i have taught my gf how to say “giants”
by russian.tank on May 18, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I should probably go back to watching Glee, since the last time I did that, the Giants scored 2 runs.
You don't like cats?
But you watch Glee? You need to go to a Re-education camp or something.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I am a super girly girl who loves ice skating, the ballet, the opera and musical theater (not to mention trashy reality TV and US Magazine), but I have a big (ish) dog and like beer and baseball.
I’M AN ENIGMA.
What if they are letters?
M…R….E, M R E!
Mystery!
And another name for mystery
Enigma!
Mr. E Nigma. Edward Nigma!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Just for you guys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__DrJI7mTHQ
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LOL DOUBLE SWITCH
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
LOL sharks
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
The secret weapon is in.
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by rightcenterfielder on May 18, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
VELEZ
DEFENSIVE REPLACEMENT!
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 18, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
Great idea bork, velez as a defensive replacement GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Bork is dumber than a dried cat turd
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 18, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
i’m sure larry baer feels extremely smart for extending him
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Baer is dumber than Bork
If that is even technically possible
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 18, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Velez, and not Bowker? Oh, fuck you Bochy.
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DOING MORE ON DEFENSE
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LOL PULLING NATE FOR VELEZ IN A TIE BALLGAME
Only this one did not make me laugh.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
non compis mentis
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
LOL I love our manager
And by “love” I mean “want to kill”
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Keremy

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OT:
My friend just posted a picture of a shirt being sold outside Wrigley that says “NO WAY JOSE” and sort of an X over the Sharks logo.
I hope that fucking jinxes them.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
Most things involving Wrigley are jinxed.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
oh SNAP.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Chicago fans are stupid bastards, and the shirts outside Wrigley are usually stupid and/or racist
/pic of Horry Cow shirt they made for Fukudome.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
PUJOLS MOWS MY LAWN LOL
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When do they play the D-backs?
I need to see his papers.
Where's Perry?
by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucking asshats.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I still think Fukudome would be a great name for an enclosed baseball park
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 18, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
lulz
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I lol’d.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
My Son hath delivered unto us a dinger
And it was good.
Too bad Bochy put satan in.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Does Eckstein have the DX theme as his walk up music?
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So yes.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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C’mon, Jeremy.
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Wow Bochy...just Wow
So…you were planning on keeping Affeldt out for two innings? You couldn’t just pinch hit with Velez (lol) in the ninth.
You really are the worst manager ever.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 18, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions
But that would mean no double switch, and double switches are tactically amazing!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 18, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Not doing a very good job pitching around Adrian.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Fair, but three of those pitches almost hit him.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Once again
I find myself rooting for Velez to fail completely and utterly.
And I don’t feel bad about it at all.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I root for a dropped routine infield fly
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
he will strike out on a high inside pitch which beans him
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
So, tied heading to the ninth in Petco
This should end well.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
At least we got Eckstein out of the way.
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wait seriously
seriously
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
seriously
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
giants probably do better without a manager at this point in time
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 18, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I do not think they have one
See: Dartboard Theory
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nah it was a double switch. It would have made a lot more sense to switch Molina for Whiteside though, unless he is saving Molina for a high leverage PH situation.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 18, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
double switching nate for velez is an example of why double switching isn’t that great a strategy
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
a double switch
for Bowker would have made much more sense
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
It does give people an excuse to drink.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. Just a PH would have made more sense.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 18, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
You Can't Trust Your Eyes Or Memory When Assessing Velez. The Numbers Say He Is Good, So He Must Be Good.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
+1
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on May 18, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
But the numbers say
He’s bad.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
There are times when I absolutely love GRM
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Wow
Did you actually read it or just gave it a plus 1 because he capitalized every word?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
and now it's time for the Zorak dinger
thus cementing his spot on the roster for all eternity
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by rightcenterfielder on May 18, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
Or a dandy going away present.
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Freddy Sanchez replaced by pinch runner after singling in 3rd tonight.
Sometimes, there's a man...well, he's the man for his time and place.
Don’t forget about the high probability of a “Fuck you, Grant”-homer followed by a blown save in the bottom of the ninth.
Do you have a pre-photoshopped scoreboard to preach/taunt us with this time?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
this is torture, right?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Giants baseball, baby!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 18, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
/is rooting for a 3-pitch strikeout of Eugenio
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
nah
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Downs!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
oh good velez is up
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
/read with the same inflection as “Oh good, my favorite dog died and I have herpes”
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 18, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
among his many deficiencies, he can't bunt
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

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The grilled sandwich looks just as bad.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 18, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
whatever sauce they put on it is terrible.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Downs comes through in his last at bat before Freddy Sanchez comes up and we never see him again.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Ah, come on
Freddy Sanchez is better than Matt Downs.
Though Downs has done heroes work stepping up the past couple weeks.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
At least bunt it correctly.
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vrooom attack!
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by rightcenterfielder on May 18, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
VROOM ATTEMPT
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Remember that time I said that Torres was better at bunting than Velez?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I'm blaming Grant
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
I'm granting blame
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Your cat is better at bunting than Velez.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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A two by four stuck in the ground holding a bat is better at bunting then Velez
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Me too.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Don't you have poker to watch?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
also can't read signs
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
just awesome
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ya know
I’m almost glad it happened
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
the padres need to fall apart and make like 5 errors so we can score a few runs and somehow win
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Runner: Not in scoring position
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
but do you now telegraph a steal?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 18, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
No way do you steal here with Downs
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
what the hell…unless it’s Kent, you need some speed out of that position
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 18, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Worst at-bat of the night?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Same old Velez.
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also, I hate velez more than any other giant in the past 7 years.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Benitez?
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 18, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Edgardo?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 18, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
including AJ ?
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
AJ was, at least
A positive-value player.
Eugenio is worthless.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
does anyone really hate Zito?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Not Athletic.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Wow.
Wow.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
WHY IS VELEZ
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
A double would be nice.
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by rightcenterfielder on May 18, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
SSSS
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
THAT WAS NOT THE OUTCOME I WAS EXPECTING!
/S
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 18, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
The good thing is that could inspire them to send him down after the game
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL Velez
LOL Bork
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
the fact that velez was called back up just shows how intelligent B&S are
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
“i am not an idiot”
what’s bochy’s excuse?
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 18, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Apologies to Edwin Starr
GENO!!
YEAH!!
WHAT IS HE GOOD FOR??
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!
Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?
+1
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
The Franchise is on deck
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
That’s arrogant.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Hypothetical situation
You’re walking home from the supermarket with a gallon of bleach when turn a corner to discover Bruce Bochy on fire. You know that you can use the bleach to put the fire out and save him.
What do you do?
Me? I drink the bleach
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
I shoot him in the face Ol’ Yeller style
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey Bochy! Goodbye Bochy! Worst goddam manager in the west!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 18, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretend to help him, but direct him into oncoming traffic
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I predicted after Bowker’s K last night that Velez would pinch hit ahead of him tonight; why do I have to be right all the time? Bruce Bochy is a fucking moron, plain and simple. There’s no excuse for that lunkhead to be in the game tonight.
Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!
I disagree with "plain"
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Nice 2-0 swing
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
I keep expecting Rowand to swing on the pickoff throws.
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to be fair, you’ve seen him bat a lot.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
I wonder if that would be a strike...?
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I was wondering about that too.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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would that be a strike?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The MLB Official rule book is really shitty and vague.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
So, what will it take for Bochy to remove Rowand from the leadoff position?
Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!
GREAT SCOTT!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
Base hit!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I’ll take it!
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by rightcenterfielder on May 18, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
Good Scott.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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z
Nice baserunning, Matt
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
I was applauding him for freezing on the line drive, rather than pulling a Velez/Rowand.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
IMAGINE IF THE BUNT HAD GONE DOWN AND ROWAND WAS FAST? LOL FAIL AT SMALLBALL
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
FUCK YOU!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 18, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAH SCOTT
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
wow, Rowand almost looks decent tonight.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
3 hits?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
well, he’s a gamer. What do you expect?
by Into the Void on May 18, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
PITCH TO TORRES
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Right now, there's nobody else I'd want up
Not even Pablo.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Well, good
You go see if you can get him to the park in time.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Torres is the most selective hitter on the Giants
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
jinxed
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
The only one that understands OBP
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 18, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Pointless throw to second.
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damn
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by rightcenterfielder on May 18, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
FFFFFUUU
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Well, there goes that theory
Right now, there’s nobody else I’d want up. (take two)
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
damn.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I can has Clutch Fu Panda?
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
We need some Panda power now.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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I don't think he's throwing much in the zone
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Pitch around much?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Argh.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Aw crap now I missed Jacob’s explanation FOR EVERYTHING.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
I think it’s a “The Pacific” thing.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Fuck.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
BALL 4 PABLO
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Over-active catcher is over-active
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
The Padres don’t intend to let it.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
gah
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by rightcenterfielder on May 18, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions
Ugggggggggggggggh
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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BAH
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK BALL 5
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Had that been a Padre swing at that
it would have gone through
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
So are we allowed to non-ironically worry about Panda now?
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I think he’s looked better over the last week or so. That first week was painful — he wasn’t making any solid contact.
by Grant Brisbee on May 18, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
BALL 4
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 18, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions
5
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Eckstein or Gonzalez?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Uh, they can’t bat this inning.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I meant in the end. You’re nuts if you think it’s ending this inning.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Against the bottom half of the Padres’ order? I wouldn’t bet against it.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
this is the kind of matchup that could go deep into the night
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Pablo: 0-bajillion with 2 out and RISP
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
WOW, just wow
Bork could have had a fucking pitcher bat instead of Velez and we would be winning right now. Fuck Bochy, Fuck Velez.This sucks.
Wow…those pitches a foot off the plate look really good.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 18, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
/GRM
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Pablo is too jumpy with RISP
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 18, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
Bork flashes the "don't let them hit it to Velez" sign
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Pablo is trying way too hard to do something
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
he was trying to walk him, but Panda wouldn’t let him
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Pablo needs to work something out.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Yay.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Is this some kind of Lost thing?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Sonic the Hedgehog has really let himself go.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
GENO GOTTA GO
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Why is Hitler?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
When is Spain?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Where was that stooped and mealy colored old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
How was Trump at Munich?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Ho-ho beriberi!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Balls!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Uh Oh
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Every time I see “Geno,” I think Espineli.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
No doubt, he is.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
HELL YEAH
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
it wasn't covered in see the ball, hit the ball school
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
who gets the walkoff?
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Gywnn
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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JEREMY
FNISH HIM
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Inquisition
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Danger Will Robinson
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
ARE YOU SERIOUS
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions
Great…
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Jeremy. You’re getting paid waaaaaay too much to keep doing this shit.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Y
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
THIS IS GOING WELL
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 18, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
every time Krukow opens his pie hole about how a pitcher has turned it around, he instantly goes bad
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
We’ll lose on a single to right/play at the plate.
Bochy made a move with the thought that the team WOULDN’T score (leaving Affeldt in). Managing not to lose is managing to lose.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 18, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
JEREMY
FINISH HIM
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
Do you think I can charge the Giants for my therapy?
by GrabbingSomePine on May 18, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
Tony Gwynn Jr. is Eugenio Velez!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
KKeremy


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Gwynn with the Velez type atbat
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Now throw the double play ball.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
SHADES OF VELEZ
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 18, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
K thnx bye!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
I like when other teams cannot bunt either
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I say again
Denorfia is a goofy name
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
THROW STRIKES GIANTS PITCHER
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
STRIKES
DAMMIT
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 18, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
Maybe be throwing with strikes, Affeldt?
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
HE'S OUR HORSE
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
and i’m not wearing my diapers!
Choppin' broccoli
by SimpleJaquez on May 18, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Leon’s getting LARGER
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on May 18, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
velez can pitch if need be
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
JEREMY
FINISH HIM
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Him - finished
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
JEREMY
FINISH HIM
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
YES. HA HA HA HA HA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DOUBLE PLAY
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
CLUTCH!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
TWO!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
YES
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
LOL
He scooted on his behind like my dog when her butt itches!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
YES!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOO!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 18, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
Thing Is, It Happened.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
strikes out on ball four, double play
that is perfect
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
should have been two on and one out
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Yeeeeehaw!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Apropos of nothing
Andres Torres’s middle name is ‘Vungo’.
…
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Like the dude from Ghostbusters 2?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on May 18, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Van Lingle Mungo
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
K thnx bye, C.S.!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
where's that Affeldt in front of a fire graphics?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
Yeah, kinda glad they didn't take out Whiteside.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
bengie needs as much rest as he can get or he will die after 2 pitches in arizona and that won’t be good for timmy.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
New thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/18/1478407/gamethread-air
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
I’m almost out of alcohol
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
OH!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on May 18, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, this is still going?
Giants cruelty.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 18, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions

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