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We’re behind cuzza watching the Giants… still 1-0 Chicago.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 18, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Er…

:(

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 18, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY WOODY!!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 18, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Moar Runz

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 18, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

neimi is on fire yet again

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah gets pretty old =/

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAI! What have I missed so far?

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Everything.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I impulsively shift + a’ed even though there were no comments. Uh oh.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 18, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

whiteside the padre killer

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Shut up Radnich

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

You can say that again

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 18, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT I BELIEVE JONATHAN SANCHEZ CAN SAVE THE WORLD...

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I finished it last night. The finale was awesome.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

WASNT IT?!?

I really liked the last agni kai.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 18, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can start on it again now, I am free.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aang will fuck your shit up.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 18, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’ll save the children, but not the Padre children?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because skateboarders are such big baseball fans.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 18, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I always see Bob Burnquist at games.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

(I don’t really.)

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

EARTH

The contents of Bochy’s head

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 18, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

BORK BORK BORK!!!

by nataku on May 18, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice caption. I LOL’D IRL.

by kdl on May 18, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand...

Why do you swing at those pitches?

by TGOH on May 18, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop swinging at that.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow Scott

That ball definitely didn’t make it to the plate

by Rdubya on May 18, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING SHIT

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sumumabitch

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on May 18, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

ITS OVER

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 18, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still 1-0 here, and I haven’t the heart to tell Mr Merope.
Course the Sharks always suck in the 2nd.

Don't get it?
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by Merope on May 18, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

A thing of beauty. I’ll take it.

by non sequitur on May 18, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Rowand

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 18, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

GROUND ATTACK

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 18, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT!

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL INFIELD SINGLE

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh a new thread

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, 2, count 'em, TWO infield hits

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice play by Cabrera, though. Good on you, Scotland.

by Every6thDay on May 18, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy flashes the "get thrown out on attempted steal" sign

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

HOW DARE YOU, HAIRSTON

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 18, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres shoulda bunted

not enough muscle to HR in PETCO

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 18, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Uggghhhhhhh.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Warning Track Power

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 18, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Unbelievable….

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on May 18, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

SO we were talking about the Arizona immgration law

And how it will delay Freddy Sanchez.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 18, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Papiere bitte

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 18, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everybody knows Southern Cal is a foreign country

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on May 18, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get pulled over every time I’m in southern Arizona, and that was before the law was passed. I’m tempted to go back and see what happens.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 18, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m embarrassed to live here in PHX.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know how you can stand the heat. Or conversely the air conditioning bill.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 18, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither of those really bother me. It’s the rednecks.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD FUCK YOU HAIRSTON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

This ballpark is the reason Gonzalez didn’t have a HR earlier, right?

by speckops on May 18, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

CF is no deeper than AT&T.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The irony here is that AT&T is one of the few places with a deeper right center field

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on May 18, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

True...

but we don’t have the spawn of Satan covering that area

by Rdubya on May 18, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure Petco’s surface area is a lot bigger than ATT’s … could someone do a geometry calculation?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 18, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NERBS!

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THIS FUCKING BALLPARK

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 18, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Eff Petco

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 18, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

DIE IN A FIRE, HAIRSTON

Andres needs to hit better.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that was a home run/triple. Nice swing, Torres. Keep it up.

by Every6thDay on May 18, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Why didn't Scott go back and tag up?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on May 18, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t know if it would land?

by speckops on May 18, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

cuz he could have scored if it wasn't caught

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 18, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

hit & run

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 18, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

because that would have led to a double play

by mlb22 on May 18, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats what I was thinking but then I guess he wouldn’t have scored if it landed.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift-A

I trust no lead. Not with that nervous little MFer they got at 2nd base.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

can of corn, relax

by mlb22 on May 18, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s wrong with can of corn? Is she hyperventilating?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 18, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t tell her what to do.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

With your speed you should be hitting the ball on the ground and legging them out. Every time you hit one in the air you owe me 20 push-ups.

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on May 18, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously. Needs to adjust his swing for the park.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Willie Mays Hays

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY WALLY AND BEAVER

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 18, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

DODGER FANS!!!

jinx

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 18, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not in THIS photo!

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 18, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish he were the manager instead.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have nothing on him to base this on, but I do too.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 18, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

We can only hope that Bork gets ejected often.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on May 18, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork isn’t Bobby Cox

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on May 18, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork isn't Courtney Cox either

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 18, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

So no one told you life was gonna be this way
CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAP

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 18, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your bats are jokes they’re broke
Bengie’s DOA at the plate

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 18, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t he pull some questionable move last year when BORK got ejected?

We're all basically Pedro Feliz.

by SF Pete on May 18, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 18, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon, Pablo.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

extendobat

I can’t even do that in wiffleball

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m tired of this shitty Panda

by DFARowand on May 18, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

PANDA WUZ ROBBED

Rowand wuz deked.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He already has a hit today.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He still doesn’t look right

by DFARowand on May 18, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

BODY BIAS

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH FUCK YOU

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 18, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid fuck, Cabrera!

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on May 18, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Good judgment, Scott.

by non sequitur on May 18, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Curses

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 18, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh come on.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

chase for the record continues

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 18, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ROWNAD

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 18, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow Scott

Just, wow

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

He was just doing a Velez.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on May 18, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s worse becuase Scott knows better than that. Velez doesn’t have a fucking clue.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

COMEDY DOWN THE STRETCH, NERDS!

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on May 18, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

If a Padre hit that, it would have fallen in.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Lucky bastards.

by kdl on May 18, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SHARKS

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on May 18, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SHARKS

The Atlanta Braves of the NHL

wait… they won’t even win one.

The San Jose Sharks of professional sports!

by Every6thDay on May 18, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Buffalo Bills?

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 18, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bills made it to the Super Bowl 4 times...

I don’t even see them making a Stanley Cup final.

by Every6thDay on May 18, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid Terrell Davis taking away the Denver Broncos joke

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on May 18, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

87 Pitches for Latos

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

lol nabby choking

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

hmmm, perusing the box score…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 18, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t believe we got 6 hits off of Latos!

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on May 18, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could be 8 or 9. Torres has been smoking the ball.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well

I think we found the jinx

by Rdubya on May 18, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

/looks around nervously

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 18, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really Mister turn my icon right side up!

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 18, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That pitch was a few feet into the right handed batters box, nice.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Gameday had it in San Bernardino county

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 18, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hm.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 18, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

+Radiohead

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMNIT!!!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

HOW DARE YOU HEADLEY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 18, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn. Headley again too.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY FUCK YOU HEADLEY

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I BLAME THE SHARKS

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 18, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

No no gone.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOO

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on May 18, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

And now so will the Padres

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 18, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh fuck

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 18, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Crud.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh

Come on, Johnny. Keep the wheels on, here.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on May 18, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Hundleys walk up music

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by Gobroks on May 18, 2010 8:22 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

What was it?

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red shoes polka

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on May 18, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster needs to go out there and calm Jonathan down.

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Who?

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on May 18, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

or

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on May 18, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by satyricrash on May 18, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

AW shit

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by srpwrd on May 18, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

game over

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by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

wat

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by srpwrd on May 18, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just like to add to the overreaction of the game threads ok!

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by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Groundball, please

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay
doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

DOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAYDOUBLEPLAY

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I liked it better when the Padres sucked.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on May 18, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh, come on Jonathan

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 18, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

apparently that 3rd pitch was a “ball”

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher]!

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

well, i hope you're satisfied

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-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 18, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad bad bad bad

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 18, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Grrr

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"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Those are all on the edge of the zone, the fuck ump?

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by srpwrd on May 18, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn it.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 18, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad bad bad

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 18, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

please no not oliver perez mode

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

How many BBs does Sanchez have tonight?

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by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

None

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. I just wanted to say how ridiculous the Perez comp is pretty stupid

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuckshitcockballs.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on May 18, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking, Padres

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by Gobroks on May 18, 2010 8:25 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Oh good.

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by jponry on May 18, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Jonathan

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by timmeh on May 18, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

/jumps out of the window

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, when he blows the no-no, Sanchez blows it but good.

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by can of corn on May 18, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS?

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

tripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplaytripleplay

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

lol game over

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on May 18, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez studied pitching in the Brian Wilson school of baseloading

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for the 1-2-3 DP

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 18, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

NO NO NO!

It’s happening again!!

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

David Ortiz has been studying with FBAL to perfect his posing-in-the-batters’-box and baserunning skillz.

And speaking of mailing it in, Hanley Ramirez is a jackass.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 18, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup.

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dirty!

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on May 18, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

pls sanchy summon 3 k’s

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I love how Kruk can make it sound like bases loaded is a great scenario

by Rdubya on May 18, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Is there a situation Kruk can’t spin as being great for the Giants?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Krukow wouldn't say shit with a mouthful

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 18, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wild pitch
/Bengie

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

THROW THE SHOVEL

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Preemptive

STFD

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on May 18, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

H Y M N S

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 18, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

this guy hits like a pitcher

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 18, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck me

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 18, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

PUT HIM IN THE BOOK!

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Denorfia is a goofy name

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

NORF!

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

cheese

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Dang it

Please don’t go 0-2 to 3-2

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I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 18, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 18, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Fack!

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on May 18, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

You’ve got to be kidding me

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

crapoop!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

crud

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by timmeh on May 18, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT

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by Gobroks on May 18, 2010 8:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

The fuck, Padres?!

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 18, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

BABIP'D

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 18, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 18, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid fucking ground balls in the hole

by DFARowand on May 18, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Bloody murder.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 18, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THIS SHIT

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 18, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

F U Headly

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 18, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

All four of those hits were exactly the same, wtf.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

We are cursed against this stupid team

All of those junky near-hits for us, followed by these junky actual hits for them.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that happened.

How unfortunate.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 18, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Tsk tsk.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 18, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is bullshit. It’s all bullshit.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMMIT NABOKOV

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 18, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

This is so FUCKING TYPICAL OF THE PADRES

God I want to kill them all (but not really…)

by Rdubya on May 18, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

good save there

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

banned for not actually wanting to kill the Padres

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Rdubya wants to torture them

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

They already get to watch Giants baseball close up

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on May 18, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like this thread

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 18, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 18, 2010 8:30 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

bad pitch call

set up for the fast ball, Sanchez best pitch

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Well this is pretty cool

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on May 18, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

At least the Sharks are doing well!

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 18, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BAY AREA

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on May 18, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Salt, meet wound.
Wound, salt.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 18, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

JRPG-Style:

Turns until Eckstein: 2

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Jonathan.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on May 18, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Is anyone in the bullpen up?

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 18, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re going to be down by 10 by the time this inning is over.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

At least got one

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 18, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Huzzah! One out.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice job, Pablo.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah. Now does Black leave Latos in.

by non sequitur on May 18, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Take it

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, one.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 18, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Panda.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 18, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

That works.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Sanchez did not learn how to win.

by kdl on May 18, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Das ist gut.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 18, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

/grabs pitch fork

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

We call it the splitter in the NL.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 18, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now would be a good time for a K. PRETTY PLEASE.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

HA

No run there. And now the pitcher up.

….

Oh crap. I’ve seen this before. The pitcher is gonna get a hit or a walk or something.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

grand slam time

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or that

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smart play with Cabreras speed

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 18, 2010 8:31 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

helpful

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on May 18, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT… Latos hitting for himself? How does this make sense?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 18, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

K this vandalizing delinquent!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 18, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKE HEEM OUT!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on May 18, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

OH GOD MEDDERS IS WARMING UP

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good, Medders is warming up.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

H Y M N S

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 18, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN!

FINISH HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

/gas can’d

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 18, 2010 8:32 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I'm watching the basketball game

Works for surrogate rage. The referees are going to give this to the Celtics on a platter.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 18, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Medders up in the pen? Seriously?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

FINNISH HYMN!!!

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on May 18, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re killing me, Jonathan.

by non sequitur on May 18, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on May 18, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh for fuck sake.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 18, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

/cry's

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 18, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Goddammit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Not good, Sanchez

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 18, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FUCKBALLS

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Giants. LOL Vince Carter

by DFARowand on May 18, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 18, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

double crud

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 18, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit all

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 18, 2010 8:33 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 18, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on May 18, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember when the Giants were winning 2-0?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

That was awesome.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am unable to see through this cloud of rage.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

To quote REM

That was just a dream

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by Gobroks on May 18, 2010 8:34 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

that’s me in the corner, losing my religion.

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that I heard you laughing

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 18, 2010 8:38 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think I thought I saw you try

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 18, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate baseball

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on May 18, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

fixed

I hate Giants baseball

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 18, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much this.

by kdl on May 18, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now the bloop RBI single to cap it off.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Sit down Latos

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 18, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Choked again.

Ohh…Dirtz

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 18, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

2009 Sanchez is back on the mound.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Not only is the game tied, but

we lose the force at first, also.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on May 18, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Check that

force at 2nd.

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on May 18, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD LATOS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

fuckity fuckity fuck

Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?

by shikantaza on May 18, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

k thn...

I don’t feel like completing it, right now.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

A pitch too late

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K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 18, 2010 8:33 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Now you throw the perfect strike.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 18, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKKonathan


Meh

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Stf......whatever

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Little late, Dirty.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 18, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

We're going to have to score more runs now

Or risk defeat

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 18, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Hay GUYZ!!

We’re not making the playoffs. So lets just sit back and enjoy this team

Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".

by Kestrel76 on May 18, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

no.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 18, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO LONGER APROPOS

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 18, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

but my apropo is too short...

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazing, but useless, play by Whiteside.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 18, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

OK, off to do lawndry.

Best wishes, James Giants.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 18, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

??

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

and now a Hairston is up

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

And now a Hairston!

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

with fuckstein on deck

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THE HAIRSTONS

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING GODDAMMIT

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Hairstons

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY ARE HAIRSTONS

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wonderful. Goddammit, Jonathan.

by non sequitur on May 18, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTHERFUckER

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 18, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Soooooo, that happened

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Mothefuckinggoddamnit

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 18, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Insurmountable

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 18, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn Hairstons

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 18, 2010 8:35 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

The worst thing is that was the only solidly hit single that inning.

I hate the Padres.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

If the Giants had hit the ball like that, it would have gone right to the fielders.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh… they were rollers, they just kept finding the holes.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

what game are you watching? hundley, salazar, and hairston all hit lasers

by mlb22 on May 18, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Giants. LOL Magic. LOL Jonathan Sanchez. LOL JJ Reddick. LOL Sharks.

by DFARowand on May 18, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

That was one UGLY half inning.

by kdl on May 18, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

It would be cool if we could score some more runs.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 18, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

don't watch the basketball game either

Redick: Time out!
Ref: Eh?
Redick: Time out!
Ref: Can you speak up?
Redick: TIME OUT!
Ref: LOL you have 3.5 seconds left.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 18, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate the Celtics so much.

by Into the Void on May 18, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

like I just told my friend

“…and that’s why you don’t trade for Vince Carter.”

by Into the Void on May 18, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THE HAIRSTON FAMILY

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 18, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck this, I’m getting ice cream.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 18, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

What is it with this stupid team?

We are all celebratory that we scored 2 runs off of latos, only to have 4 score on some bullcrap hits the bottom half of the inning.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants baseball. It's....

.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTl3IFgRr20

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on May 18, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL I’ve never heard that before.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This thread sucks.

6 -1 so far.

NEW THREAD!!!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 18, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

How's Dirty's bat?

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 18, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was just about that air-mailed throw.

But I took to long to find the images, and the moment was lost.

Alas.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 18, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

tl:dw

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither did I.

The title and first pitch say it all.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 18, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh I stopped caring

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on May 18, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell are you swinging at?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

This is where Latos settles down and finishes the game.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff should be fucking ashamed of himself.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Aubrey….

That was a bloody awful AB.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 18, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

THREE at-bats.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no way!

 an audrey pop-up followed by a disinterested bat toss-aside

by stress on May 18, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

three for three tonight

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW IS THAT A STRIKE

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 18, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

It doesn’t matter anymore

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on May 18, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That wasn’t a strike.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOUR OUTSIDE STRIKES, UMP

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey ump
THATS NOT A FUCKING STRIKE

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 18, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Guys, I'm starting to think

That Aubrey Huff actually wasn’t the power hitter we needed.

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 18, 2010 8:39 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Hey, dude throws bats. Sign of gamertude.

by DuikeBuike on May 18, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to disappear for a few years

someone call me when we can hit again

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

And now the Giants start to press, and phone in the last four innings. God fucking damn it.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

What are these bums swinging at

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Fate.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here comes the clutch K!

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Speaking of swinging at not-strikes

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome. Lazy flyballs.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 18, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a headache.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Is there any other team in the league

Who’s winless against another team? With at least 2 series?

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 18, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

More than 2?

Probably not. At least 2? Houston vs. us.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 18, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Houston is wondering why they have to face the Giants again.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on May 18, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shift-A

FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
FUCKING PADRES. GO EAT A BEE.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 18, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Hot tip for the Giants hitters:

FLY BALLS ARE UNLIKELY TO FALL FOR HITS IN THIS BALLPARK

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

At least we have already raised our runs/game against the Padres this year.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

From 1.29 to 1.38!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

PROGRESS

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHUT UP COMMERCIAL

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on May 18, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, free stuff, that's magic

Fuck wins. I want free stuff.

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s affluent inside!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you visit ATT Park any time over the past 7 years?

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, yes

What does that have to do with anything?

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU ARE A FUCKING DICK ECKSTEIN

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 18, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE DAVID ECKSTEIN

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 18, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Fuckstain

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 18, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I. Fucking. Hate. David. Eckstein.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

What about the unwritten rule??

Bunting when the game is over?

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on May 18, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Stay off my mound!

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't take this

I’m watching the A’s game.

Proud member of the Adopt-a-Giant program (Aaron Rowand)

by antinous on May 18, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't go over to Athletics Nation

They’re making fun of the Giants at the moment.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 18, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh right that rivalry that doesn’t actually exist

Where's Perry?

by Bballpitcher2 on May 18, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait for Sanchez to come back tomorrow. I wonder what Bochy will say when we still get shut out.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 18, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

But, Sanchez is TEH ANSWER.

by kdl on May 18, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo dozing

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 18, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

This is ridiculous

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

What the fuck happened? Seriously? The first four innings were a fucking breeze.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

/Rags

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like the Padres made some sort of deal with the devil.

by kdl on May 18, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Not that Eckstein had a soul he could sell in the first place.

by kdl on May 18, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

What I like so much about this is how fucking douchy the picture is even without the devil costume.

by kdl on May 18, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how they shoot it from a low angle to make it look like Eckstein isn’t 5’6".

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

ran out of no-hit stuff

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 18, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I just can’t fucking stand the Padres anymore.

See you guys in Arizona.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 18, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I rushed home from school for this?
both of this…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 18, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

If the Giants ever sign both Eckstein, Scott Hairston and Russell Martin in one season

McCoven would commit mass suicide.

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on May 18, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

er take out both

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on May 18, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Commit mass suicide? Fuck that. We’d commit mass ARSON.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is physically painful

Did you just boo a baby?

by danklei on May 18, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

That would have been nice last inning.

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by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needz less Hairston

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by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

I thought for sure that was going to be a hit off the bat.

It’s been that type of game

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it, Padres! Double Play

by Uncle Russel on May 18, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Seems like a long time since ive seen one of those..

Did you just boo a baby?

by danklei on May 18, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wild Pitch
/Bengie

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey – WTF? I was in a new thread and then it disappeared.

What kind of sorcery is this, Natto?

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 18, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Thread bending.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I sprained my quantum.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 18, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giant lionturtle said so

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 18, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The last threadbender?

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good episode tonight.

explains a lot

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 18, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least the Giants scored more than the Sharks

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on May 18, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

/throws self down stairs.

by kdl on May 18, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bruce Bochy, I hate you.

Bruce Bochy: Leave him alone, he's the Manager Man and his BORK is much worse than his bite.

by zodiac_chiller on May 18, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

At any rate, my comment in the now disappeared new thread:

Oh. my. god.

When Sanchez loses it, he really really loses it.

Make it stop.

(it was more relevant before the DP)

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 18, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

can of corn, relax

(You might not get this reference)

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 18, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t. =(

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 18, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 18, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

FILTHY

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 18, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

meh

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 18, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

STF

IDC anymore

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 18, 2010 8:50 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

FUCK YO COUCH PADRES

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 18, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

mariano rivera gave up 2 in the 9th in a tie game, fuck you yankees :D

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 18, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

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