LOL Hanley!
Marlins benched Hanley in the 2nd inning because he lazily ran to a ball that he had kicked into the outfield or something. Dan Uggla must be pissed.
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DICK MOVE
http://sanfrancisco.giants.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=8077975
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Hanley being Manny?
O SNAPZ
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
BTW, stop the rosterfapping
Dude’s not leaving Florida
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Are you sure? Because I heard that he snorts coke with Dustin Auckley…
Hector Sanchez: Underrated. Fighting body bias since the 2009 off season. I still love you, son, even if you're fat.
You mean he deals coke with Dustin Ackley
And afterward, they have a massive orgy and snort coke off of hookers
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
I heard it was “snort coke out of hookers.”
I guess that’s just a technicality, though.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 18, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
From what I hear, the hookers are dead.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 18, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Archer: Oh my god, you killed a hooker!
Cyril Figgis: Callgirl! She was a callgirl!
Archer: No Cyril, when they’re dead, they’re just hookers!
ARCHER FTW!
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 18, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I can’t get past hearing a Dr. Katz character…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 19, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL Freddy Sanchez after the game. “_________ got hit to with a 95 MPH fastball and he is out there diving to catch balls and getting RBIs. _______ replaced Hanley and he has a fractured foot and he is playing all out, that is the effort we like to see.”
Could he be the next Giants Head Coach?
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
Or is Freddy Gonzalez?
Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!
by say hey nation on May 18, 2010 6:27 AM PDT up reply actions
In your defense, they have very similar statistics this year.
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK
by Josh from Hollywood on May 18, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
That would frustrate me like crazy if I was a Marlins fan
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
Saw Decker do the same in SK
Yamid Haad was on a rehab assignment and jogged down to 1st on a grounder to 2nd and was immediately pulled.
Awesome.
Adopted father of Brian Bocock, Brad Boyer, Sharlon Schoop, Shane Jordan and Jeremiah Luster,Trey Webb and David Quinowski.
"GM Jack Zduriencik is one of the sharper tools in the shed. Elsewhere in that shed, Brian Sabean continues to pound screws into bricks with a garden rake."
Dan Rohn did something similar to Velez in Fresno
after VROOM dogged it down the 3rd base line after a sac fly – which never occurred because another runner got doubled off before FBAL crossed home.
That was the last we saw of Failez that night.
Anagram of "Edgar Renteria" = IRATE NERD RAGE
by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 18, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Bah! Link fail...
Pray for a snow drift.
by BurkettandSwift on May 18, 2010 10:02 AM PDT reply actions
Wow
Hanley sounds like a dick.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 18, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Asked about his ankle, he said: "That’s OK. He doesn’t understand that. He never played in the big leagues."
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 18, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Also
“Hopefully [my teammates] can do the same things I can do. They’re wearing the Marlins uniform”.
Sounds like a child’s mentality in a grown man’s body
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on May 18, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Do you want some time to get past it?
"For what?"
To talk to Fredi.
"Who’s that?"
Your manager.
.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!
Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan
Props to Wes Helms for calling him out
I can’t overlook it. I know people say that’s just the way he is. But you know what? That’s not the way it is. That’s not the way the game’s supposed to be played. And that’s what we want from Hanley.
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
Posey for HanRam!
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Wow, normally I think stuff about “lack of hustle” is overblown, but … wow. He was seriously like slowly jogging after it. What the hell?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I think he fouled a ball off his knee earlier in the game, but it doesn’t sound like he’s come out and blamed it on that. Weird.
Hanley, please request trade to SF where there are A LOT more fans to see and appreciate your superstardom
You hardly have to play defense behind the pitching staff SF’s got and you can jog or crawl if you like once you hit .320 and 30 big flies every season. There will be a great nickname waiting for you and your very own recliner in the clubhouse that was once used by a sleeping superstar.
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
The flip side of this is.....
that Hanley is almost always playing hurt, and plays 150+ games every season. Sometimes these guys pick their spots to make sure they stay in the lineup, Bonds made a career of it. They look like dogs once in a while but I think it can be wise.
by Stoned Slacker on May 18, 2010 12:31 PM PDT reply actions
ha....
was just watching the clip as you typed that. Definitely hard to explain this play.
by Stoned Slacker on May 18, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
The thing is, it happened.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 18, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Could have been an out, or a single at worst which will then only load the bases but instead 2 runs score with the batter going to 3B. A faster guy probably would try for home and a 3-run mistake will make your own pitcher want to bean you.
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 18, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, it's not that hard to explain
he was doggin’ it
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
At least when Barry was lazy it was on a ground out to 2nd base or something where he was out 999 times out of 1000.
I agree in general
Jogging on groundouts never really bothered me, but I was always annoyed by the balls off the wall that he’d turn in to singles by standing at the plate watching them.
He made up for it in other ways though.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 19, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
MCCOVEN
your mission is clear. A doggin’ it, surly, malcontented Hanley Rameriez IS EXACTLY what the Giants offense needs.
Go forth and bash the Hanley! Start blogs! Facebook pages! Tweets! WHATEVER IT TAKES.
GET HANLEY RAMIREZ TRADED!
(sadly, even if this works, he will probably get traded to Boston or Seattle)
TEMPORARY SIG AWAITING FINAL SABEAN APOCALYPSE
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damn lollygagger
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLMl0CLIDLg
Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 18, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions
Adrianza for Hanley
GIT R DUN GINATS BRASZ
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
I would do that.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%
O, definitely
If Sabean did that deal I would call him a good GM.
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 19, 2010 9:30 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I contrast this with an old, perpetually hurt Vlad Guerrero killing himself to score a run against I’m-not-sure-who a couple of days ago. I was just flipping through games, but I caught a glimpse of Guerrero chugging around third, teeth bared, absolutely working for every step… Yeah. He doesn’t take it for granted.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
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