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Marlins benched Hanley in the 2nd inning because he lazily ran to a ball that he had kicked into the outfield or something. Dan Uggla must be pissed.

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doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 18, 2010 1:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Hanley being Manny?

O SNAPZ

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on May 18, 2010 2:00 AM PDT reply actions  

BTW, stop the rosterfapping

Dude’s not leaving Florida

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 18, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you sure? Because I heard that he snorts coke with Dustin Auckley…

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by tedfordfan on May 18, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

You mean he deals coke with Dustin Ackley

And afterward, they have a massive orgy and snort coke off of hookers

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

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by baetown415 on May 18, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard it was “snort coke out of hookers.”

I guess that’s just a technicality, though.

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by howtheyscored on May 18, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

From what I hear, the hookers are dead.

I feel prickishly demanding!

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by giantsfansince1981 on May 18, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marlins still wouldn’t trade him.

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by ResDog on May 18, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Archer: Oh my god, you killed a hooker!
Cyril Figgis: Callgirl! She was a callgirl!
Archer: No Cyril, when they’re dead, they’re just hookers!

ARCHER FTW!

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by Josh from Hollywood on May 18, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might be my favoritye comedy series now.

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by chilibean_3 on May 19, 2010 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

easily

the best show on TV.

easily.

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by delorean on May 19, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t get past hearing a Dr. Katz character…

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by Johnny Disaster on May 19, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ben is awesome. Always.

by chilibean_3 on May 19, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Danger zonnneeee!

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by xanthan on May 19, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Freddy Sanchez after the game. “_________ got hit to with a 95 MPH fastball and he is out there diving to catch balls and getting RBIs. _______ replaced Hanley and he has a fractured foot and he is playing all out, that is the effort we like to see.”

Could he be the next Giants Head Coach?

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by say hey nation on May 18, 2010 6:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Or is Freddy Gonzalez?

Matt Graham is an anagram for .... why don't you ask the scrabble expert!

by say hey nation on May 18, 2010 6:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

In your defense, they have very similar statistics this year.

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by Josh from Hollywood on May 18, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would frustrate me like crazy if I was a Marlins fan

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by Useful_Idiot on May 18, 2010 8:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Saw Decker do the same in SK

Yamid Haad was on a rehab assignment and jogged down to 1st on a grounder to 2nd and was immediately pulled.

Awesome.

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by RichH on May 18, 2010 8:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Dan Rohn did something similar to Velez in Fresno

after VROOM dogged it down the 3rd base line after a sac fly – which never occurred because another runner got doubled off before FBAL crossed home.

That was the last we saw of Failez that night.

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by Stuttering John Tamargo on May 18, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Hanley sounds like a dick.

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 18, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Asked about his ankle, he said: "That’s OK. He doesn’t understand that. He never played in the big leagues."

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 18, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also

“Hopefully [my teammates] can do the same things I can do. They’re wearing the Marlins uniform”.

Sounds like a child’s mentality in a grown man’s body

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by Useful_Idiot on May 18, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

After watching the video, he should have apologized. That goes beyond lack of hustle.

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by jponry on May 18, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol
Do you want some time to get past it?
"For what?"

To talk to Fredi.
"Who’s that?"

Your manager.

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on May 18, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Props to Wes Helms for calling him out

I can’t overlook it. I know people say that’s just the way he is. But you know what? That’s not the way it is. That’s not the way the game’s supposed to be played. And that’s what we want from Hanley.

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by j14 on May 18, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey for HanRam!

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by GiantPain on May 18, 2010 10:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Wow, normally I think stuff about “lack of hustle” is overblown, but … wow. He was seriously like slowly jogging after it. What the hell?

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 10:59 AM PDT reply actions  

I think he fouled a ball off his knee earlier in the game, but it doesn’t sound like he’s come out and blamed it on that. Weird.

by GameSix on May 18, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

He did, but it didn’t seem to affect him at all until he started jogging after that ball.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 18, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hanley is apparently notorious for his lazy/diva behavior. There were signs before in previous years, but this seems to be the proof haha. He sounds like a total douche to boot.

by Hobbes2d on May 18, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, double-you-tee-eff.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 18, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Hanley, please request trade to SF where there are A LOT more fans to see and appreciate your superstardom

You hardly have to play defense behind the pitching staff SF’s got and you can jog or crawl if you like once you hit .320 and 30 big flies every season. There will be a great nickname waiting for you and your very own recliner in the clubhouse that was once used by a sleeping superstar.

/Win the inning
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///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on May 18, 2010 12:01 PM PDT reply actions  

The flip side of this is.....

that Hanley is almost always playing hurt, and plays 150+ games every season. Sometimes these guys pick their spots to make sure they stay in the lineup, Bonds made a career of it. They look like dogs once in a while but I think it can be wise.

by Stoned Slacker on May 18, 2010 12:31 PM PDT reply actions  

but to pick your spot to blatantly allowed two runs to score?

by tyrannoman on May 18, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha....

was just watching the clip as you typed that. Definitely hard to explain this play.

by Stoned Slacker on May 18, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing is, it happened.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 18, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could have been an out, or a single at worst which will then only load the bases but instead 2 runs score with the batter going to 3B. A faster guy probably would try for home and a 3-run mistake will make your own pitcher want to bean you.

/Win the inning
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///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on May 18, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, it's not that hard to explain

he was doggin’ it

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by Goofus on May 18, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least when Barry was lazy it was on a ground out to 2nd base or something where he was out 999 times out of 1000.

by Hobbes2d on May 18, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree in general

Jogging on groundouts never really bothered me, but I was always annoyed by the balls off the wall that he’d turn in to singles by standing at the plate watching them.

He made up for it in other ways though.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 19, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

MCCOVEN

your mission is clear. A doggin’ it, surly, malcontented Hanley Rameriez IS EXACTLY what the Giants offense needs.
Go forth and bash the Hanley! Start blogs! Facebook pages! Tweets! WHATEVER IT TAKES.

GET HANLEY RAMIREZ TRADED!

(sadly, even if this works, he will probably get traded to Boston or Seattle)

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by zenbitz on May 18, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

The only way I want Hanley Ramirez on a team I follow is if he beats the Padres.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 18, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Adrianza for Hanley

GIT R DUN GINATS BRASZ

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by Gobroks on May 18, 2010 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I would do that.

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by daveinexile on May 19, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

O, definitely

If Sabean did that deal I would call him a good GM.

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by Gobroks on May 19, 2010 9:30 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I contrast this with an old, perpetually hurt Vlad Guerrero killing himself to score a run against I’m-not-sure-who a couple of days ago. I was just flipping through games, but I caught a glimpse of Guerrero chugging around third, teeth bared, absolutely working for every step… Yeah. He doesn’t take it for granted.

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by Alex_Lewis on May 18, 2010 5:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Man I’d be pissed if I was a Marlins fan. He seems like a dick.

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by sanfrankid on May 18, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

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