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Score some runs, you buffoons.



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I was just about to say we need a runz thread. SCORE RUNZ GIANTS

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

CANE SUCKS

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this where they are keeping the runz?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 17, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT CAIN SAYS

SIT DOWN BOCH! I GOT THIS!

/PITCHES COMPLETE GAME 200 PITCHES

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 17, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

The Pads DO only have a 1 run lead. I mean, I know it’s the Giants, but…

Okay, I’ll shut up now.

by kdl on May 17, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate the Padres.

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 17, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Rec’d

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Score some runs, you buffoons.

Yeah right………..

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

RUNZ THREAD?!?!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 17, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

This thread has the magic 10-run inning in it

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 17, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

A magic 2-run inning or two magic 1-run innings would be okay.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 17, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, 2 runs in the top of the 7th, 3 perfect innings of relief from the bullpen, and a win for Cain. Q.E.D.

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

padres single-handedly retard their way out of a scoring chance…

cain is 115+ pitches… has walked two guys in the inning… is behind 2-0 in the count… with a god-awful automatic out on deck and 1 out already… and richard bunts. good bunt, yes… but no way to you bunt there. you take. maybe he throws ball 3 and 4.

thank you padres.

by mlb22 on May 17, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

6 hits + 5 walks = 2 runs??

Who is this team, the Giants?

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 17, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I like t his comment.

by kdl on May 17, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would enjoy it if the Giants touched home plate a few times this inning.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 17, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

haha like that would ever happen

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie will when there’s a play at the plate in the bottom of the inning.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 17, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not if it would require too much effort.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 17, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY CAINE

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 17, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know what I'd prefer right now

A run, or a fastball to Eckstein’s face

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d like a run first

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did we talk about MadBum's game yet?

Commence not freaking out until next game.

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on May 17, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

ZOMG

/SOMETHING ABOUT VELOCITY

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 17, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE TOUCHED 202 MPH!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 17, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh...

no swing through stuff.

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on May 17, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait...

wrong guy.

5th starter at best.

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on May 17, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN THIS INNING!!!!!

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

That was not a swing

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS MATT CAIN AND EUGENIO VELEZ?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Juan a little upset

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez lurks in the dugout.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 17, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 17, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now if you’ll excuse me; I have to get home to put some food in Velez’s mom’s dish.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

/pinch hits for Cain

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Giants have tipped their hand!

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem

by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey guys, this is Clayton Richard. Just reminding you.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 17, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

*Sandy Koufax

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know! Isn’t it cool that we managed to get a run off of him?!

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That looked ugly.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 17, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez looked like some kind of bird there.

Or Muppett bird.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Catcher’s mitt for a face

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

All players should stand behind second base.

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on May 17, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Giants. Score some fucking runs.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve already wasted like 18 hours of my year watching Giants/Padres games.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

ALMOST AN ENTIRE DAY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok new thread

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Louisiana Bayou, Juan

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ENJOY YOUR LOSS, CAIN

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't like the look on Velez's face.

It’s like he knows Bork is going to put him in the game.

by L-Nova on May 17, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh Velez making the bile in my stomach rise.

by CaliforniaBone on May 17, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

OK, I’m switching over to 24.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 17, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Logan gets pwnd.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on May 17, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Controversial check swing call...

and they dont even show us a side angle?

fucking CSN

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 17, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY NEWSRADIO EPISODE "THE CANE"

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I love this episode.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 outs already.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 17, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

bedtime

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 17, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh Downs why would you swing at that

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like guys come up from AAA and have a decent approach and they get infected with the veteran hackness

by DFARowand on May 17, 2010 9:03 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

YOU GOTTA BEAT THAT SHIT OUT DOWNS

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

The Padres start Jerry fucking Hairston fucking jr at SS and he actually shows range what the fuck

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 17, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright, bedtime it is. Later haters.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 17, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

hater quitter

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

F U C K

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GAME OVER.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Game

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

oh my god that’s like the 10th line drive that Headley has caught this year

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, this shit is oh-vah.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

AS ALWAYS

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem

by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

This shit is so ridiculous

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't know what to say

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Screw this. It’s 12:04.

Goodnight everyone.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 17, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

lol east coast

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You laugh, but Velez is going to be the hero of this game and it is going to hurt a lot worse than losing the game would have…

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

You laugh, but Velez is going to be the hero of this game and it is going to hurt a lot worse…

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Runzler

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 17, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry Cain no winz for you tonight.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

First GDT of the year

It’s D: inside

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 17, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Good News: No Caining Tonight

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 17, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Not sure you know what that words means. He’s on the hook for the loss.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEAVENS!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL ANDREW JACKSON

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Charles Sumner getting caned by some politician from South Carolina

Who got a hero’s welcome back home

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 17, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's POLITICS, Bitches!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 17, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

From the wiki
On January 30, 1835, what is believed to be the first attempt to kill a sitting President of the United States occurred just outside the United States Capitol. When Jackson was leaving the Capitol out of the East Portico after the funeral of South Carolina Representative Warren R. Davis, Richard Lawrence, an unemployed and deranged housepainter from England, either burst from a crowd or stepped out from hiding behind a column and aimed a pistol at Jackson, which misfired. Lawrence then pulled out a second pistol, which also misfired. It has been postulated that moisture from the humid weather contributed to the double misfiring.50 Lawrence was then restrained, with legend saying that Jackson attacked Lawrence with his cane, prompting his aides to restrain him. Others present, including David Crockett, restrained and disarmed Lawrence.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Deranged Englishman? Redundant?

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is an Englishman…..

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 17, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

We laugh now, because there weren’t cameras back then. Can you imagine the reaction now if one senator beat another into a coma on the floor of the Senate?

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d call it “Improving the state of Congressional Discourse”

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 17, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the definition of being cained

by DFARowand on May 17, 2010 9:06 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

BAH

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man, what’s Jack going to do now?

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 17, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

go baaaaaaaaaack

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torture someone?

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hit a HR in Petco?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain will be the greatest pitcher of all time with a record below .500

by DFARowand on May 17, 2010 9:05 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

oh I forgot Runzler was on the team

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

#4 PROSPECT!!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 17, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does he look better without his hat? Because right now, he’s not doing much for me.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 17, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has a cute little fauxhawk. But, I like him with his hat too:

by kdl on May 17, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s the hottie on the left? With the gray hair?

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 17, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s Whiteside’s mom.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROFLPIP!

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 17, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice smile, I’ll give him that. You may continue with your swoon.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 17, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

he definitely is cute in this picture

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a good one. :)

by kdl on May 17, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohh, that smile.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s cute.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol you

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 17, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was pretty much completely for your benefit. :)

by kdl on May 17, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw strikes, Runz

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Strike this fucker out.

For the thirteen time in 3 or one evers, I found myself toothlessly thinking about Manny Ramirez.

by camwoody on May 17, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

OOH, Buttpee Cabrera broke his arm in Cleveland. Ouch.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

HIT HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey! Keep this kid friendly.

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strikes, Runzler

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't walk the Lucky Charms Leprechaun

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit

Now we have to watch that ridiculous sprint to 1st.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 17, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

THEY’RE ALWAYS AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

SABEAN AND BOCHY ARE TWO JERKOFFS WITH NO CREDIBILITY WHATSOEVER, I WANT THEM TO GO AND BECOME DODGERS SO I CAN HATE THEM MORE.

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

IT’S THE FUCKING PADRES

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Good. Walk the hobbit. Good. Precious.

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit

Looks like we got Dan Hinshaw tonight.

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 9:07 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

STRIKES RUNZLER

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 17, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeter "not a real leadoff hitter"

has a career 387 OBP and has been good at stealing bases.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 17, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s always great to put fucking Eckstein on base in front of Gonzalez

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

/this is like torture

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 17, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

2nd pitch looks right down the pipe on gameday.

by Ltisme on May 17, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I Hate To Say It

But today it has been true. Matt Cain has pitched just bad enough to lose (or if you prefer just not good enough to win).
Here is hoping for a late inning rally and some good bullpen work to get him off the hook .

by giantsrainman on May 17, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

STOP WALKING PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY THIS DOUCHENOZZLE

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Except for the Kobe part. That part isn’t great at all.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah what a dipshit.

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just imagined him being someone else.

by TheSoundOfHockey on May 17, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS in court!

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kobe

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is a rapist, and an asshole. I would go as far as saying i hate him more than FUCKING BOCHY AND SABEAN.

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

THATS A STRIKE

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 17, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Get him out of there Bork, he’s got no control…are you waiting for him to walk the bases loaded?

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, Logan is so sleazy.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 17, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Eckstein really needs to get attacked by birds.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s replaced Russell Martin on my hate scale.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have since 2002

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

and his annoying friend adam kennedy

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been saying that I’m going to punch him since the last Padres series.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the fuck Gonzalez

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I haz line to Gonzalez

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Auditioning for Sabean

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

From the Farm

Stanford softballers host NCAA regional, Fri 6 pm at the farm, vs Texas Tech

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Texas Tech!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ignores mangy Bear fan

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the FUCK?!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Longest underhand toss ever.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I fucking hate the Padres so fucking much

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope somebody ties Eckstein’s shoelaces together and he breaks his face planting in the dirt.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy flashes "tie Eckstein's shoelaces together" sign

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did they say Bochy’s sleeping at home tonite? Good, now he can put his viagra to better use.

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

dan

finish him

whatever

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Heroic angle is heroic.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

strikes please

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a good job, Nate

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Good throw Nate

NOT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF CUT THAT SHIT OFF

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh he missed his cutoff.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck this game.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK ME!

BALL GAME

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 17, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NATE

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

aaaaauuuugh

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by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Defense

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Fundamentals…fundamentals…fundamentals…

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

echolalia

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOO NATE

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 17, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

/facepalm

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

This is about to get really fucking ugly, isn’t it?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Already is

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 17, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, was Nate’s throw bad, or did Huff just fail to cut if off?

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

it looked like Downs failed to cut it off

it also didn’t look like he tried very hard, but it could be the angle

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

was over Huff's head by 5 feet

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

12 walks in 14.2 innings for Runzler now

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Dan Hinshaw.

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 9:16 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

That’s it, walk the bases loaded with a pitcher that has no control….this won’t end well

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Great fucking relief pitching

by oldgiantsguy on May 17, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I need some of those gadgets Jack has.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 17, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

pssst - do the mods know the GDTs are all on the front page?

Grant is gonna be pissed.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 17, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Blame Natto

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's following the game

He’s already pissed

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 17, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm I thought I unchecked “Front Page.”

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 17, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s behaving strangely today

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like

I just unchecked it twice and it didn’t do anything

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah same here. Weird.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 17, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s possessed!

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 17, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, come now.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 17, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Penis penis penis penis

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You bring up an interesting point.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

We find the Padres really frustrating! The world must know!

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the same as Natto getting caught napping on 1B.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a dumb strategy

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Special Agent Bochy

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 17, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL.

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Padres must have some good blackmail photos

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just know Velez is starting in RF the next 20 games.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on May 17, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

comic relief

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck this

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone have the pic of Bochy where it shows him smiling and it says, " i really have no fucking clue what i’m doing!"

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

here comes stairs

by mlb22 on May 17, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Can I throw myself down them?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I seem to remember reading an article

That asserted that if Matt Stairs had been given consistent playing time and not gone to Japan and done other random shit, he would probably have HOF-caliber home run numbers.

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 17, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Found it, it was Posnanski

Scroll down a bit to find the Stairs section

http://thesoulofbaseball.blogspot.com/2007/04/hall-of-could-have-been.html

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 17, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game is making me sad.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 17, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Low pressure situation right?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

well to be fair romo should know giants cant score any more runs anyway, so it mineaswell be garbage time.

by natey-nate on May 17, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/GROOVESFASTBALL

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

check

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 17, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/HANGINGSLIDER

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

INYERFACE HATERS!

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. Nevermind.
/grabs another beer.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The 63-year-old Matt Stairs.

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Why am I still watching this game

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

you kuh-ray-zee!!!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 17, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either Runzler’s smile, or Matt Stairs’ mustache. Your choice.

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 17, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You rosterbate to Freddy Lewis?

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

go get caught up on Lost

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 17, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM SERGIO

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

SERGIO!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

He HAS A STD!!

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Not going to put Romo in more high pressure situations right?

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s going to be hard for the President to get out of this mess.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 17, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

The president?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 17, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD OLD MAN

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD STAIRS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!!!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 17, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

smart 0-2 pitch!!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Is my converter downloaded yet?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD, SUCK IT STAIRS

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 17, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 17, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD ONE MORE ROMO

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, are you serious Sergio

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK......

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on May 17, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Great Romo

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad romo

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Sergio.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

JESUS CHRIST!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

well.

FUCK THIS SHIT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST HIT THE GUY WHO CAN’T HIT A LICK RIGHT NWO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN IT

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 17, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell was that?!

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by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

BUT IT’S OKAY GUYS WE JUST SENT THEM A MESSAGE

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah like the Titanic to the Carpathia

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

my shit

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

My cue to start getting ready for bed?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 17, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many ways can this team find to fail against the Padres?

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE SLIDER DODGER BOY!

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on May 17, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm going back into the closet

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Tom Cruz is that you?

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 9:19 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

YEAH HIT THE GUY GET HIM OFF THE PLATE LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LMFAO

THIS TEAM

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on May 17, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT’S WITH THIS STUPID TEAM

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

To lighten the mood around here a bit, the Mess rotation is so abysmal, their announcers were trying to talk themselves into… Pat Misch.

Pat Misch!

He’s apparently pitching quite well at AAA, and we all know what THAT means.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

i misch that guy

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 17, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap, now a Hairston is up.

by kdl on May 17, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

/turns off game

BAI GAIZ!

/closes browser

/still loves Giants

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 17, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Why was Yorvit walked?

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

to set up the HBP

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 17, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

SIT HIM THE FUCK DOWN

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Did anyone actually think we would win this game after the home run?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 17, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

in the closet with zztop!

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

They forgot to put a ring on it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

IS HIS FRISBEE SLIDER IN THE PLANE OF THE BAT I MEAN IN THE PLANE OF THE BAT DURING THE SWING THE PLANE WHERE THE SLIDER FRISBEES INTO THE PLANE OF THE BAT IS IT IS IT IS IT TELL ME I’M RIGHT GODDAMMIT!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s my Ralph.

I also could have gone with “HOCKEY IS SO FUCKING AWESOME BUT SOCCER IS BORING BULLSHIT”

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I was a fan of any other team, I’d be laughing at the Padres failure to score more than 3 runs.

As it is, I’m huddled in the fetal position and sobbing.

by kdl on May 17, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLPADREPHOBIA

Stephen Curry is the future.
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by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you Nate

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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 17, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

it could? Have you seen this team play the Padres lately?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 17, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wheeeeeeeee!

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by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL big park.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it Hairston

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT HAIRSTON

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 17, 2010 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

That Hairston AB was scary

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 9:20 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

So wait he throWs six strikes, and one ball and he gives up a run

by oldgiantsguy on May 17, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Doesn’t know how to setup.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 17, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well at least the park works both ways.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

What does Alyssa Milano have to do with this?

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jack has a cool mask.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 17, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

this a Lost thing?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 17, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the Box?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 17, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON'T EAT MY FACE

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 17, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

24

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha jacks killing em all in the tunnel

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never watched 24, but that is a cool mask.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 17, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

24’S ON! CMON JACK KILL THE PREZ OF RUSSIA

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Let’s tie it up so we can see Wilson again

by oldgiantsguy on May 17, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

SCORE SOME MOTHERFUCKING GOD DAMNED RUNS YOU ASSHOLES

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Logan’s screwed now.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 17, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re going to score here.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

mike adams owns us

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 17, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I fear

this team scored its allotment of runs for the whole series in the fourth

by wcw on May 17, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG BOWKER

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by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Please don't post 24 spoilers

I watch the day after on hulu.

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 17, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

sorry

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dirtbag time

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

the only guy on the bench who can hit a home run, and he is leading off pinch hitting in a 2-run game. nice

by mlb22 on May 17, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

BOWKER SIGHTING

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on May 17, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on John

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Pics!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Save us Bowker

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Who the fuck is this guy and why is he not swinging at the first pitch?

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Christina

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

fake

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’s gonna have back problems.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy playing the history.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

So you are assuming he actually thinks?

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants unleash the awesomeness

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker's the new FLew!

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 17, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

OH FUCK YOU

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

So that is strike now?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

shades of fred lewis!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 17, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THAT WAS A BALL

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

contrary to fact

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BOWKER

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 17, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

lousy dirtbag

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 17, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Never!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lurker!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 17, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry John, see you next week.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

You're in Fresno?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 17, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

/VROOM!!

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Optimism!

.277/.399/.518 out of a shortstop?!

Keep on, keepin' on, Ryan Cavan

by ryanmiles on May 17, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

not bowker’s fault… that was a great pitch. made better by the ump

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, most sub .200 hitters are that way because of the umpires

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dislike this pitchers face.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

OBEAST

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, that was only 3 inches inside

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 17, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

twss

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 17, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

we’ll start calling that “just the tip”

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 17, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

who’s this “we” you speak of?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 17, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

/looks around nervously

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

too easy

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!!!

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Bentley With A Bike Rack

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 17, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Gamer’s bat reminds me of the pine tar incident.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

306 OBP

leadoff material

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 17, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was on the jungle this morning..he’s supposed to be good now.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 17, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLLGAME

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

This sucks.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: There is a Monday night raw match worth watching

Edge vs Christian…2 guys of one of the best tag teams of all time.

…Although I think these 2 should be more than the opening match on Raw.

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 9:27 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

There is a Monday night raw match worth watching

This sentence made me laugh

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

am in this line

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in the line

where you laugh at Striker because he calls Christian’s off-the-top-rope flying elbow a Shoryuken.

/cr. jab, cr. jab, cr. short, Hadoken

by L-Nova on May 17, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I know they're rare

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 9:30 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

STFD, Scott

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

This is fucking pathetic

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus, we're pwned here

We need to GTFO.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 17, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

You going to either game while they are in town?

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well shit.

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

just got here… did Kurk just say “Eugenio Velez”?

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on May 17, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

It’d be nice to play the Astros again

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

We get a chance later.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 17, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

the thing is

it happened

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 17, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

GREAT SCOTT!

MORE LIKE FUCKING TERRIBLE SCOTT

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 17, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

bring in Barry!

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG
TWSS

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

When he hits, it goes deep.

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

rally

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Why can’t this team beat the San Diego Padres?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I have no clue but its fucking frustrating

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because we are really easy to beat if the opposing team plays fundamental baseball, and they do.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 17, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Scarlett

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

oh my

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 17, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, get your head in the game

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 17, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shes great

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's pointing at us.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good fucking lord

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on May 17, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're the Anti - Pit.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 17, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

she just got us a BB

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think just the random skanks?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 17, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH!

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wife was watching me post.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I irrationally hate her.

by kdl on May 17, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

??? por que?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 17, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

All day?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 17, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I told you it was irrational. I just think she’s a crappy actress, and it’s also cliched for a guy to think she’s hot. They ALL do.

by kdl on May 17, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, cause…she is…

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 17, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

all?

I think my wife finds her more attractive than I.

by wcw on May 17, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s the 40 year old virgin.

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, she doesn’t look like any of the Giants….

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 17, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Son!

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 17, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, a baserunner

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, that’s a start. C’mon, Pablo.

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

fire them all

the giants might have a chance if the pictures would cut there walks down to 10 a game. assholes

by doubler on May 17, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

This music is Dark Knight-esque.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 17, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

This would be a nice time for a Pablo home run

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok please a dinger

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Miller: Adams is balking.

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

he is

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 17, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jer Weaver does something very similar to this as well

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

does appear so

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

he never comes set

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 17, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andres has to do everything himself.

by kdl on May 17, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS to her friends

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does anybody know a good way for me to be able to use a PDF file as though it were a word program?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I just want this dumb document to have editable text.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

copy and paste it outta there?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 17, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just didn’t want to have to deal with the fuckformatting.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get Adobe Acrobat?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 17, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hrm….

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

IIRC: Reader just reads, but Acrobat allows you to do all sorts of other stuff: make editable documents and the like…

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 17, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks. That seems to be my exact dilemma here.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you can convert it to a Word document

I sent in a paper to a prof PDF instead of Word, and he was pissed but returned it to me in Word format

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 17, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

PDFZilla makes a free PDF-to-TXT converter but you’ve got to pay to convert PDF to Word.

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can go to TXT no problem, but I don’t want to have to reformat all this bullshit.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. Then, I’ve got nothing. Sorry.

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s no good way

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try this

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 17, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

why, thank you!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 17, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I figured I’d ask some pretty tech savvy people before slogging through a bunch of potentially bs google results, is all.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I was just being a dick

/looks around nervously

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 17, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nitro

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

OCR?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

OCR text recognition > Recognize text using OCR

by Into the Void on May 17, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think my lack of Acrobat may be inhibitory here. Not seeing that in reader.

Oh well. I guess I’ll just deal with it.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure the only way is if you have Acrobat.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like. Too bad. Seems like a pretty fucking basic thing for Adobe to make pay only.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the evil genius of it.

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s what they have built the whole company on

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 17, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec’d

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo looks pissed that they are pitching around him.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

OBPANDA!

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I bet Bengie will swing at the first pitch

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, that’s a pretty out there prediction. Sure you want to stick by that?

by kdl on May 17, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair

He did get to 0-2 quickly though

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. the tease is on!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 17, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

big money time.

a clutch hr right here would be nice.

by russian.tank on May 17, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Where are you Big Money?

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by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie, that was the pitch.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

BENGIE, LIVE UP TO YOUR NICKNAME

NOT LARDO, THE BIG MONEY ONE

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 17, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 17, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally tease

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU ECKSTEIN!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 17, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Game

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I saw that coming. Admit it, so did you.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 17, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

BALLGAME

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 17, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

ARGH

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on May 17, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m not bothering with the ninth inning

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh joy

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 17, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING GOD DAMMIT SONOFABITCH

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

:((((((

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to earn that big money

by oldgiantsguy on May 17, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

commence hurt feelings…now

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by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

WHO ELSE COULD IT POSSIBLY BE?!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

We are the champions

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on May 17, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

SO FUCKING INFURIATING

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad game Giants

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 17, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

yup…

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 17, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re gonna miss out on the epic win.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much. Still recovering from B2B so an early night for me. Listening to KNBR though.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on May 17, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Howdy folks!

Just back from dinner… How’s the game going? Whuppin’ ‘em pretty good? Ridin’ the ol’ Mo Mustang?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 17, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

More like riding the cotton pony

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 17, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

negative euphemism

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t drink but watching this team I just might start

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Get in line

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 17, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've got my bourbon glasses on ice right now

too bad I never drink enough to forget about a night

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 17, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

iced glasses?

you’re missing out on flavor!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 17, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Girl

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Bautista is in. Bochy concedes game

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

indeed

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on May 17, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Denny Bautista’s Fastball Sighting!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm hoping you are mobile posting

and your phone just auto corrected things for you.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH YEAH!

Renteria will definitely help the offense. Set those Padres straight.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 17, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this is english, but I’m not sure. The words are correct, but the meaning confuses me.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 17, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

/GIDP

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 9:41 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Why Bautista?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Yea fck this offense

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on May 17, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not worried

Freddy Sanchez will save this team.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

You darn right!

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 17, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who you calling a darn right?!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 17, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

No doubt about it!

Bochy will finally be able to sit the kids… They’ve been killing the Giants.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 17, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

does he lead off? cause we sure need a leadoff hitter

by oldgiantsguy on May 17, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now they’re just showing off.

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by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s vulgar to score more than two runs in a game.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 17, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like they timed his fast ball, he better switch to his secondary pitch…

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

/Merkin'd

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 17, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Good news

we don’t play SD again until Aug. 13.

On the other hand, we close w/ three against them so we are pretty much fucked.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 17, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

this schedule is stupid

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 17, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bautista = Howry

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Howry got released by the DBags today.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should counter by releasing Medders.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 17, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he's more like Merkin

I think I’d prefer Howry to Bautista, but I could just be tired of watching the Giants play the Padres…AND IM NOT EVEN WATCHING ANYMORE

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 9:44 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Runs scored by Giants at PETCO since 2009

3, 3, 1, 1, 1, 2, 7, 0, 4, 2, 1, 2, 1 (tonight)

by mlb22 on May 17, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

You made a typo in the middle there

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 17, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bugs Bochy

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

rec'd

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah this.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sneak peek at tomorrow’s post?

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 17, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANGRY GRANT IS ANGRY

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 17, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember a similar comment but it seemed to have more of a tune to it.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my heavens!

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by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you agree

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Green this.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

+109

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 9:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Beep beep beep

Beep beep beep Beep beep beep Beep beep beep
Beep beep beep Beep beep beep
Beep beep beep Beep beep beep Beep beep beep Beep beep beep
Beep beep beep

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

is this supposed to be bleep?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

no mimicing the beeps that were playing on CSN for like the last minute of the broadcast.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah… i thought you were so upset you forgot how to sensor your cursing

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck *censor

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

scout6 = teh roadrunner

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be "MEEP MEEP"

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

SEE I TOLD YOU!

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like that new rap music out on the shelves these days.

by L-Nova on May 17, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

/earns morse code merit badge

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 17, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I napped this afternoon, woke up a half hour ago

Was wondering how the Suns fared.

Now I know.
No surprises.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 17, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

The world, as you know it, is about to end. Suns looked awful. Kobe looked amazing. Like he’d been in a rejuvenation machine or something.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 17, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

That one didn't resist, but his lawyers remain on retainer.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 17, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t give a shit about basketball but I was glad they finally beat the Spurs.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

But if we’re not going to be competitive against the Lakers I’d rather not have had the week to wait/wonder.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 17, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty dumb how long they waited to start the next series.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man am I glad I’ll be working tomorrow night.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on May 17, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

TO BAD! QUICKLY, TAKE ONLY WHAT YOU CAN CARRY.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

No hurry. It will always be there for us.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 17, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve neevr been to bad. Is it nice this time of the year?

by Uncle Russel on May 17, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go ahead!

Walk the guy trying to give you an out. That’s what a man does.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 17, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

It doesn’t matter who’s in a slump, Jon.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on May 17, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 17, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeez, Denny...

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 17, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Bautista can’t even throw a strike to first base

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Bautista makes me nervous. His pic on GameCast still has him wearing a Pirates uniform.

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

What a terrible throw by Denny

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit Denny.

Dammit Bochy, why is he even in?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Why are they even bunting. They should know that the 3rd run is all the insurance they could ever need.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 17, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

The 2nd run

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 17, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

1st run

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLEASE BEAN HIM

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

THESE NUTS!

Stephen Curry is the future.
We need to save this planet. Go Green, recycle, ride public transportation, use cantines. Anything you can do!

by GovernorStephCurry on May 17, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eckstein is going to hit another HR

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

sprinting all the way around the bases

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem

by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there any doubt Eckstien gets a hit here?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 17, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

the big bad padres

they dont need to even bring bats to the game giants will do all the work

by doubler on May 17, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

FASTBALLFASTBALLFASTBALLFASTBALLFASTBALLFASTBALLFASTBALL

GUESS WHAT’S COMING NEXT?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 17, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

CURVEBALL.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Silly Russians.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 17, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t enjoy watching that.

by Into the Void on May 17, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s what she said!

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 17, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCKING SUCK IT

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s what she said!

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 17, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 17, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

NIGHTMARE FUEL

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLIRL

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLWUT

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what she said!

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 17, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

FORM OF

CAMARO

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 17, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WTF I can’t stop laughing

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 17, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wut?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even…

Joe Paterson: pitching in a AAA game near you!

by imovermyhead on May 17, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

why the fuck would you show that, csn?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh. My. God.

I don’t think we need anymore.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 17, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

This is more entertaining than what’s on the field!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 17, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

rush limbaugh

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

/nightmares

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 17, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not being fair to the pig

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

/clicks subject

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The longer I look at it the creepier it gets

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

this from the live action “Animal Farm” movie?

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 17, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

dearest giants,

PLEASE SCORE SOME MOTHER FUCKING RUNS!!

Love,
Me

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 17, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Me,

LULZ NO WAI!

Please purchase your Year of the Tiger Promotional Tickets.

Love,
the Giants.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

They won’t even get a hit off of Heath Bell.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 17, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

They won’t even get a hit off of [Padres pitcher]

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 9:49 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Dearest Giants,

I just don’t get it. You give Todd Effing Wellemeyer eight runs of support, and you give me one. Wtf, mates.

Signed,
Matt Cain

by L-Nova on May 17, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Matty,

LOL YOU!!!

Signed,

Everyone else on the team

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 17, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO HOTLINKING FROM THIS HOST

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 17, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut down?

Just like the Giants

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 17, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

DENIED!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very approriate.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Based on recent history: Thanks to ‘This Host’!

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 17, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better than this game!!

or

Just like this game!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 17, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok serious

cut it out.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

PU

Has left the building marked SANITY

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 17, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude. no.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t see whatever this is. Only the subject line.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on May 17, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lee Hammer says no

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 17, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

clicks subject…

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um.No

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

PU 3
K
4-3

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

BB
K
2B
BB
4-6-3
Giants lose 2-3

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff can't score from 1st on a 1-out 2B!

you big silly

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 17, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t consider who was coming up when I guessed.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I bet Bell isn't even like a real closer where he will walk a bunch of batters first, maybe even let a run score.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

He doesn’t know drama

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he's no Papelbon

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 17, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

When was the last time a team has been season swept by a division rival in the MLB?

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on May 17, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m going with Rockies, ’93.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 17, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

How quickly will this end?

I say less than 3 minutes.

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 9:51 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Goofus has run onto the field.

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

TASE THE FUCKER!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

TAZE HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

tase him!

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 17, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

KNUCKLEHEADS!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 17, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha, someone’s on the field.

TASE HIM!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 17, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Most excitement I’ve heard from the fans all night

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

They’re all yelling “TASE HIM”

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 17, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

SD fans are assholes.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 17, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, look what’s going on here

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 17, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fans?

So there’s more than 1?

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 9:52 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

for anyone that missed it..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqtPUhYdz6M

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s fucked up

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taze His Ass!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Tase Eckstein while you're at it.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 17, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

douchebag fans were cheering him.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking tools.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY KARI WITH A GUN!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Hawt

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants' sluggerz are up

dingerz 404

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

TASE ECKSTEIN!

Wait, what’re we talking about?

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 17, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally starter?

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 17, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

oh no, hope.. kinda

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 17, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

“I will say this, the first move he put on the security guard.. Frank Gore like” Krukow

by Fire Sabean on May 17, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

that was a giants fan… security totally did a subtle smash-face on the guy into the wall right by field exit. police brutality FTW

by mlb22 on May 17, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon, Audrey. Get on base.

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Weeeee

Though I’m pretty sure this has been posted here before.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 17, 2010 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

DONT SWING AT BALL 4

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 17, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

OK that works

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 17, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Huff

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy hell, Huff

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

AUBREYBOT

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 17, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

oh no, more hope..

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 17, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 17, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

/tepid enthusiam

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 17, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Cheer

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 17, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Setting us up

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I needz me some VROOOM!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 17, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFFFFF

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

here we go with the torture

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on May 17, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

/cautious optimism

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

You fool!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 17, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Melo-Drama

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 17, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

come on jazzy

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 17, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

HELL YEAH AUBREY

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 17, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

If it's gonna happen it's gonna happen RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 17, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

it's a cruel joke

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 17, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

We are gonna see Velez this inning aren't we?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jack’s lost it.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 17, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe is angry!!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

/forsees Velez as last batter of game

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

How big is that 3rd run that the pen gave up looking now?

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

as i said before.. it’s a good thing bochy burned bowker leading off the 8th in a 2-run deficit… downs then velez are coming up (velez is in on deck circle)

by mlb22 on May 17, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL VELEZ IS ON DECK

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe swinging for the fences

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Feels he has to, Velez on deck

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFS VELEZ WHY

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

please tell me that is a cruel ass joke somebody

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 17, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL J/K

Except, not really.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

its a cruel ass joke

but its true

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Late to the party

was hoping I would have missed the game while out drinking

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on May 17, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahaha pablo

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez on deck

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

by L-Nova on May 17, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

It IS a joke!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 17, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork can’t help himself

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol sad giants fan with rally cap

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 17, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

lol redundant.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy flashes the "line into double play' sign

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME VELEZ???

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL rally cap

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

This probably works without the Uribe face

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN

But Juan, sadly, loses

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 17, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least Zorak can't make the last out

waitaminnit…

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 17, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

lol, Pablo’s fauxhawk

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 17, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Booooooooo

Ribe

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Suckribe

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball 4

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 17, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

the vroom will set us free

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 17, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

BYYOU

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

AHHHHH OTHER LAPTOP JUST DIED

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LAME

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 17, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

DONT WORRY GUYS

VELEZ

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 17, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

dammit

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Goofus back on the field.

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on May 17, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay: This would be a good time for a “Velez starts the rest of the week” at bat.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT IN THE GOD DAMNED FUCK?

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL VELEZ

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 17, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

ANOTHER DUMBASS FAN?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOO THAT WAS A BALL

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez?

Goodnight the party is over.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t know we were in LA

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 17, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL VELEZ TIME

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

less toturous when you're trailing

(=_=)

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 17, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Just throw out the whole fucking section already,

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

San Diego St students, no doubt

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 17, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

My parents went there.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha, I went there

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 17, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

no they didn't

not at that time they weren’t

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol at moms taking pictures of tools running on the field

by L-Nova on May 17, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

ffs idiots

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

SAN DIEGO FANS SUCK

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 17, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, hipster tools

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 17, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

kruk and kuip are not amused

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on May 17, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

definitely not

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most serious I’ve heard them.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 17, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I almost hope Velez does something worthless

I do not want him to succeed. At all.

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 17, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't feel bad.

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 17, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on May 17, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah. Gun violence /= funny.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you didn't laugh at the end of blazing saddles?

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 17, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

it was at least smirk worthy when that NY Giants WR shot himself in the leg like a dumbass

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 17, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

They might as well just throw out the section. Probably can’t get away with it, but I think they should.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

KUIP FIRED UP

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Tools

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

they're taking pix in case he gets tazed

YOUTUBE!!!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 17, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I would love to come back and win to shut the crowd up, sadly we’re the Giants.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 17, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Flyball to shallow CF
/pimps it

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gives us a chance to savor this at bat

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL VELEZ

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 17, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Cmon Velez!

One of those 9th inning homeruns would be great!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 17, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

/starts every game the rest of the season

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 17, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just taze every fan preemptively in the stands.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

C’mon, Aayoohenneo.

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

When I thought I couldn't hate the Padres anymore.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I appreciate the San Diego attempts to keep our entertainment level.

And Velez is the Giants’ countermeasure.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 17, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind a FBAL dinger

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

He’d get a 10 year contract.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 17, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

i believe those were both giants fans… maybe trying to distract Bell?

by mlb22 on May 17, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG VELEZ

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 17, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

This ump is godawful.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 17, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

So is velez

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 17, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

who’s on deck?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Swinging K. Book it.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 17, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

So booked.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 17, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here comes the clutch K!

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 17, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

SOMEBODY RUN ON THE FIELD AGAIN!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 17, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks Velez

That was productive.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll miss less of Castle

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 17, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh again. C’mon, Nate.

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

GO BACK TO FRESNO YOU FUCK

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Good.

Get you back to AAA.

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 17, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LET'S GO NATE

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on May 17, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Christ…I never want to see Velez in the majors in a Giants uniform again.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 17, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t watch tomorrow.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL VELEZ

Chris Dominguez: Bringing dingerz back to The Bay (In a while)
SCIENCE

by CB30 on May 17, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

whatever

Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.

by j14 on May 17, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

PATHETIC

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL KLUTCH

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez couldn't have looked any worse

or did I overlook some sort of dorkiness

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Nate

Be great!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 17, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Clutch K

Fuck off FBAL

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

the savior

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

C’mon Nate!

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

EPIC GENIO FAILEZ

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 17, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Sabean and Bork trying hard to not look like idiots

for keeping Velez and shipping off FLew….too bad they are only digging the hole deeper.

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do other teams just laugh at the Giants behind their back? A huge situations so Bochy’s response is to pinch hit Velez?

That’s just ridiculous.

by fwoty oz on May 17, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Go to Athletics Nation right now

They’re laughing at us.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

If anyone else runs on the field, I hope Nate picks up a baseball and nails ’em.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 17, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait

That was a PH for Downs?

WTF

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 17, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

RIGHTIES CANT HIT RIGHTIES

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

NATE

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 17, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice beard on that statue.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 17, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

here comes the clutch k!

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 17, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that was fun.

Fun = shit.

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on May 17, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish Huff would have just struck out.

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

zzzzzzzzzz

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Umps must wanna see Castle

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 17, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you San Diego.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK THE PADRES

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 17, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah…

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem

by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

lol @ everything

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 17, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

ARHIFGIABFHABFGHJLBAIGFBAJHLGBREAIJGHBGJKSDFBGHIERBGJKBFNDKJGBIERUBG

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on May 17, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 17, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I cannot believe this. This is unreal. What a joke. I am irate.

by 1ManWolfPack on May 17, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

who the fuck are these guys?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 17, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Pathetic.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 17, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Whaddya mean "kinda"?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on May 17, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, at least 80% of my hate goes irrationally to the Dodgers.

It just so happens that 19.8% of the rest of my hate is currently going to the Padres.

by L-Nova on May 17, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck

Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.

by DJ Tofu on May 17, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

9 runs in 7 games.

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on May 17, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

 FUCK YOU SAN DIEGO

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

So, poop

Not unexpected, but still. Poop.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 17, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I grow tired of these “padres”

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on May 17, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Customary face palms

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 17, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

SO WTF

EUGENIO VELEZ? SERIOUSLY?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 17, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t get over pinch hitting Velez…. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry

by fwoty oz on May 17, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

/dry heaves

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This team isn't making the post season.

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m out.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

SHUT IT DOWN!

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 17, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU PADRES GODDAMIT

I hope Latos gets lit up tomorrow

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

This night was 109% shit.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Same old Song and Dance

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Bowker.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 17, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

had his chance

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 17, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Playing out the string...

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on May 17, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

how is such futility against one crappy team possible?

by The Franchise on May 17, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

can always watch Fred tomorrow morning

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 17, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Shut Up F.P.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck this PoS Offense

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on May 17, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

CAN WE PLEASE JUST HAVE A 10-0 WIN TOMORROW

FUCK THE PADRES
FUCK ECKSTEIN
FUCK PETCO
FUCK SAN DIEGO
FUCK ECKSTEIN

by giants92388 on May 17, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK BAD BOY AS A STAFF, RECORD LABEL AND AS A MOTHERFUCKING CREW

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on May 17, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

corny jokes like these are all that bring me joy after games like this

Garlic fries 08

by operation carrot on May 17, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

go look up Neil Hamburger on youtube

he’s awesome

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 17, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torture

he’s our you

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 17, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t look now but the Dodgers are closing in on us…

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Hard to look when your collectives heads are buried into the sand

"It's not a crime to be a Giants fan, it's just the right thing to do"

by IdahoTee on May 17, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Baseball: Torture

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

slow and painful

"It's not a crime to be a Giants fan, it's just the right thing to do"

by IdahoTee on May 17, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahem!

Enhanced Enjoyment

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

/sigh

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Doesn't know how to win

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuckin' Bums won again.

/headdesk

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

And Athletics Nation is mocking us right now.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

we deserve it

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 17, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, at least Pawn Stars is on.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 17, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

there is no doubt in my mind that the giants are going to be up 2 games going into the final series of the year…

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

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