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It would be nice if the Giants won this game.

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More runz please

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Here, have a hot pocket.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain has his run!

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 17, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I have some leftover Taco Bell in the fridge if you really want it…

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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by mymclife on May 17, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taco Bell doesn’t do it for me. Little Cesar’s pizza on the other hand…….

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah, but that’s because Little Caesar’s has the evilness of the Dead Things cooked into it.

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by mymclife on May 17, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have a local chain here… “Jaspers Giant Burger” wow… instant buttpee.

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by Merope on May 17, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?!? Ridiculous!

Jasper’s is teh AWESOME.

(Side note: I was at the Jasper’s on… Fulton(?) when McGwire hit that little dink of a home run to pass Maris.)

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s like 2 blocks up the street from us, we haven’t eaten there in like 5 years because of the repeated buttpee.

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by Merope on May 17, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, considering that, I can’t say I blame you. I’m glad my milage varied.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first time we figured it was coincidence, the 2nd time, 2 weeks later, we knew it wasn’t.

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by Merope on May 17, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, dinner talk!

I made jambalaya and macque choux, a Cajun corn dish with onions, cream, etc.

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Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 17, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

T-Bone with sweet corn.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thai fried rice and yellow curry.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're late to the party MAN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in the middle of a 900+ page book, and I missed the first couple of innings because I want to finish reading it already!

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Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 17, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO SHARKS fuck chicago fans

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 17, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN NOW

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by RDreamer on May 17, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Petco.

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by srpwrd on May 17, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck you gwynn

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on May 17, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s where the pets go

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun Fact:

Blanks has 45 K’s in 100 ABs

by scotterduder on May 17, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude has got to have a massive strike zone.

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by srpwrd on May 17, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck this park goddammit

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOB Downs 4 Schierholtz 4 WTF

by oldgiantsguy on May 17, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

We scored a fucking run!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

As far as I know, it’s the only stadium where both left-center and right-center are deeper than the center field wall. For five years now, both Padre players and opponents have routinely crushed balls to either of these alleys, only to be standing on second base, pissed-off and dumb-founded as to why on earth they didn’t just hit a home run. It makes for boring fucking baseball

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Was that a quote?

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by srpwrd on May 17, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of many

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol, oh, I thought you were trying to write in a sophisticated way.

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by srpwrd on May 17, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haters gonna hate

(Insert typical GIF here… because I don’t like using GIFs.)

by L-Nova on May 17, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not in GDTs before the game’s over, anyway. And it’s gotten to the point that I have to kill the McCovey tab the instant the Giants’ winning pitch crosses the plate.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

you need a faster browser

but yeah, it can be a little much

by wcw on May 17, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should hope it's not my computer's fault.

I have the latest Google Chrome, on a >2 year old MacBook.

But when around 50 gifs are posted within, what, ten seconds of each other….

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

/grabs beer
/was gonna work out

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

That one run is all you get Matt

FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE IT WORK

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

^Project Runway

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Gun!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 17, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain visits the Bluefly accessory wall

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

This made me laugh really hard.

by kdl on May 17, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha that’s awesome

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 17, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

A really astute pitcher would learn how to win with a single run of support

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 17, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Injury bug hits Padres

Saw this headline in my RSS feed today.

Realized it was from BA, and was referring to their minor league system. For a split second I thought maybe, just maybe, it was Eckstein and the Harstons. One can hope, right?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s one Hairston at least

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

karma will get you too

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 17, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never wish injury on anyone. There are a very few exceptions, however.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

never say never then

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 17, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

/witty response

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bill Romanowski is my exception. I wish “To the Pain!” upon him to this day.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

against my better judgment, im imagining a Chippendales SNL skit featuring chris farley, sandoval, molina, and uribe. sigh

by mlb22 on May 17, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddamnit, Matt. That’s not the way

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

i don't really like torrealba!

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 17, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my.

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 17, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain, that makes me feel low.

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddammit I hate Torrealba

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Honestly

This can’t be said enough.

/visits mound

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always liked him as a Giant.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 17, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

So did I

But now I HATE HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, he got totally Bowkered here. Fucking Pierzynski.

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 17, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

that really was among the stupider ideas ever

‘..we have a cheap, underachieving young catcher. Let’s trade the farm for a high-average hacker who’s known around his whole league for being a giant schmuck!’

by wcw on May 17, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t stand prosperity

by oldgiantsguy on May 17, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit Yorvit.

We get it, you are a heaping helping of unfinished business.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Sometimes I hate Torrealba more than Eckstein. Eckstein sucks, but he’s not a whiner like Torrealba.

by kdl on May 17, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't hate Yorvit though

Cuz of the situation with his son last year.

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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 8:13 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I don’t know this story. What happened?

by kdl on May 17, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

His son was kidnapped in Venezuela

And held for ransom

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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 8:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

He got him back though

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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 8:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yikes.

Is that why he acts like such an entitled brat all the time? (Whoops, was that mean?)

by kdl on May 17, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno

Maybe it’s just how he is?

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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 8:16 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I think that’s what I think everyone’s getting at about his son having nothing to do with his shitty attitude.

by kdl on May 17, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK

I actually hadn’t noticed him whining, but I’ll take your guys word for it.

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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 8:19 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

And, by “everyone” I mean me, lol. He was just complaining incessantly when he was in SF last week. It annoyed me.

by kdl on May 17, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm I didn't see it, but I believe you

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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 8:23 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Why? His son is fine. You can still hate him.

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by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's still a bad story

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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 8:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

STRIKES

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes please

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by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s better.

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

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by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I hate Torrealba more than Jerry Hairston and Eckstein.

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by srpwrd on May 17, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

blasphemy

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 17, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Ecsktein will always hold the greater amount as far as the Padres go.

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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cannot hate anyone more than Eckstein.

by NHL84 on May 17, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, AJ Burnett.

You and your crazy shaving-cream pie antics! So original! If only you had done this for all 173 fucking Yankee walk-off wins last year, so that ESPN could make them into one obnoxious montage and shove it in my face. (<——- SWIDT?)

/GOD, I fucking hate the Yankees.
//and the Dodgers.
///and Bud Selig.
////and Sabochyan.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIFT + A

LOLCAIN!

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 17, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Freaking get Hairston, Matt.

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT HAIRSTON!!!!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Good boy Panda

Never trust a Bengie Molina

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablos glove is sick, anyone know what it is?

by Norcalnappy on May 17, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it Hairston

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain's induced several popups this game

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on May 17, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Good.

/frustrated Hairston is frustrated

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

It seems like Matt’s getting a lot of pop ups tonight

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by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

padres

LOSE NOW

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on May 17, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants

WIN NOW

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 17, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay one pitch outs!

Nice play, Pablo

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw boohoo Hairston

Sorry you can’t get broken bat singles every time. Douche.

by scotterduder on May 17, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 17, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to eat that chip

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This reminds me of Aqua Team

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 17, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

bochy....

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on May 17, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That potato is up to something.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eugenio Potato plots his return.

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by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

bad Padres have low batting averages

Giants should be beating the snot out of them

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Out of left field: How the fuck was that a wild pitch on saturday???

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

it hits the ground, it’s a wild pitch

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chasm? Seems like Bengie could have smothered it instead of just trying to glove it.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s the general rule

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a chasm. But, just because it was a wild pitch doesn’t mean Bengie couldn’t/shouldn’t have stopped it.

by kdl on May 17, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, that’s just how scoring generally works.

Even if the catcher probably should have blocked it, usually if the ball is in the dirt, they won’t call it a passed ball.

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by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, didn’t know that. Dude didn’t even try though.

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by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with you, man. Bengie was inexcusably lazy there.

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by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there a list of things Bengie could NOT smother?

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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

SICK BURN

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by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I am positive he could.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

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by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. He’ll put gravy on anything.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Molina can’t stop it, it’s a wild pitch.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 17, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any ball that bounces and allows the runners to move forward is termed a wild pitch.

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by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Official ruling

Rule 10.13

(a) The official scorer shall charge a pitcher with a wild pitch when a legally delivered ball is so high, so wide or so low that the catcher does not stop and control the ball by ordinary effort, thereby permitting a runner or runners to advance. The official scorer shall charge a pitcher with a wild pitch when a legally delivered ball touches the ground or home plate before reaching the catcher and is not handled by the catcher, thereby permitting a runner or runners to advance. When the third strike is a wild pitch, permitting the batter to reach first base, the official scorer shall score a strikeout and a wild pitch.

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by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Jesus playing baseball

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by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't hit a curve.

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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

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by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

steals signs

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on May 17, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s so patient that he’ll never call time out no matter how long the pitcher takes.

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by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take some more pitches, Matt

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

This sounds like a very dirty product.

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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

how pathetic

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by PiKAgiant on May 17, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOW YOU TAKE SOME PITCHES AARON

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL, is that new?

by kdl on May 17, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve posted it before. Don’t remember why I made it.

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

creepy

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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

God I wish he was Silent

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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie looks like a dog. Kinda like Poochie

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh aaron…learn to hit

by oldgiantsguy on May 17, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s the kind of swing I love to see them take on 2-0

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by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

So which Hairston is more annoying?

a) Scott
b) Jerry Jr.
c) Jerry Sr. for providing that fucking DNA
d) Their bitch of a mother
e) Bruce “Hairston” Bochy

by NHL84 on May 17, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

D.

LOL

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by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hate petco park

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by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG STOP TAKING BIG SWINGS AT PITCHES IN THE DIRT

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by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

SO yea, how’s the hitting tonight, OH RIGHT, there’s no such thing as HITTING and GIANTS in the same sentence

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by PiKAgiant on May 17, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

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by PiKAgiant on May 17, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

drunk as balls

in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense

by slackersphere17 on May 17, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL UR FUNNY

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by PiKAgiant on May 17, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

:D

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by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Superwonderful!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 17, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

/is wearing official nattowear Superwonderful shirt

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by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

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by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

win

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Translation? I took Spanish.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panel one: Hello, Mr. Igawa.
Panel two: You… who are you?
Panel three: I am…
Panel four: MATT CAIN!!

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

I laugh now, but when Sabezz swaps Cain to the Yankees for Mr. Igawa, I will LOL no more forever.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo is likely great at beer pong

That was a long distance toss

/Win the inning
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by Scooter Ellis on May 17, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I need a shoelace from Torres

so i can complete my faux left-fielder shrine

by Fire Sabean on May 17, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Put some clothes on, Richard!

by kdl on May 17, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

c’mon cantaloupe!

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 17, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, this park……

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

son of a BITCH.

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by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Argh.

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE THIS FUCKING PARK

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by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate that wall.

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by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

MR GORBACHEV!!

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by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reagan smash!

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I fucking hate this park.

by kdl on May 17, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Dang

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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

OH COME ON

I really hate Petco.

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by mymclife on May 17, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

This ballpark sucks

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

nice hanging slider

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Really, Petco? WTF???

I am an American aquarium drinker.

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by rhys on May 17, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Man FUCK THIS PARK

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Big Ballparks are Big STUPID

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 17, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupidly Big

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 17, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I reiterate

As far as I know, it’s the only stadium where both left-center and right-center are deeper than the center field wall. For five years now, both Padre players and opponents have routinely crushed balls to either of these alleys, only to be standing on second base, pissed-off and dumb-founded as to why on earth they didn’t just hit a home run. It makes for boring fucking baseball

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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn’t building it also bankrupt San Diego or something? something about no more libraries or prisons …

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by shanghaijim on May 17, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol for some reason i remember people hitting homeruns off that “metal supply co.” wall regularly, might have been a while back :)

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by GiNgiNxbOi on May 17, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gonzalez hit one out

complain about the hitters. they know they have to hit ’em hard in here.

by wcw on May 17, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

dead center

the easy part of the park

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by hokysmksbw on May 17, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess

did people complain about the polo grounds like this?

by wcw on May 17, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

“Pop up down the left field line….third basemen is going back annnnnd…..ITS GONE! A HOME RUN!”

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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I just like oddly shaped parks

without its cavernous center field, you never have Mays’s play, because the ball is gone.

by wcw on May 17, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

that fence is the only thing Blanks has hit hard in a month

by mlb22 on May 17, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

he almost hit Tony Jr pretty hard

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh burn

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by shanghaijim on May 17, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zing

/Win the inning
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by Scooter Ellis on May 17, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t tune into the game until the 3rd inning and I’ve already seen three warning track outs from the Giants. Damn Petco Park.

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by norcalnick on May 17, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Changeup to the pitcher.

Fuck you Clayton.

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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKain

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

VISIT CREEPYGIF.COM TO VIEW THIS GIF ANIMATION

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Visit Creepy Gif DOT com to view this HUGE gif animation.

Also subject please.

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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg

not even a subject line

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 17, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL HOTLINKIN'

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Subject line pleez!

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by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FAIL 2X

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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IMAGE OR VIDEO HAS BEEN MOVED OR DELETED

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LULZAPALULZA!!

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by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go for the hat-trick!

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by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

the bitching about petco park is ridiculous…. if you’re one of the many who were making fun of phillies SN people bitching about AT&T during the game day threads

by mlb22 on May 17, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

word

they are playing i nthe same park we are

by Fire Sabean on May 17, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t been complaining.

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a gameday thread. Emotions run high.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by rhys on May 17, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyway, we’re the ones complaining. Not the players

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

that wasn’t my point.

by mlb22 on May 17, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Emotional overreaction is what we do best

That, and the bitching, of course.

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by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

/jumps out the window

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by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was

..and I am the one defending Petco. I like it. it’s interesting. bandbox parks like Chicago/AL and Philly are the boring ones — any hacker can hit homers there.

by wcw on May 17, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just like to bitch about everything

What’s the deal with the sky being blue?

/Win the inning
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by Scooter Ellis on May 17, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

and what’s the deal with airline food? Not that schmoozy first-class stuff, but what you get in coach.

by L-Nova on May 17, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mostly hate Petco because it just seems like the Giants play like crap here. I don’t care that much if it’s a pitcher’s park or not… it just seems like there’s something about it that makes the Giants even worse than usual

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by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your right ;-)

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s on his right?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has to fight for his right to party.

by kdl on May 17, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have always hated Petco Park

From the minute I watched a game there. I hate its design, its color, its seats, its layout, its food, even its location despite being close to the Gaslight District. Which is not all that. Its dimensions are low on my list of hatred. I find it almost as offensive as that place with the fake smokestacks.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 17, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PHI fans hating on AT&T

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Nevermind. Sort of what someone else posted above.

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by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain seems to be pitching without a breaking ball tonight.

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL BORK

eyes glazed over, surveying his shitshow

by thebighead on May 17, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

mirrors can be cruel

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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course we don’t get that call.

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Cubs!

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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

AAAAAHHHHHH!

There’s a troll on the field! WTF!!?

by Into the Void on May 17, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

F A T

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Why did Pablo even throw?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Was wondering the same thing.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that could have been bad.

by kdl on May 17, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLRANGE

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 17, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL range

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by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

FAAAAAK YOUUUUUUU!

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo fell and couldn’t get up.

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

F U Prickstein

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 17, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Eckstein. GRRR.

by kdl on May 17, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously.............

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down…

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Eckstein is my least favorite person alive.

Did you just boo a baby?

by danklei on May 17, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

What a pest!

Grant’s kills ants!

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on May 17, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Grant’s what? Llama?

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

SUCK IT SO HARD ECKSTEIN

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Now, now.

Russell Martin still has priority.

I think Eck’s second in line.

by L-Nova on May 17, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know Pablo is too slow to get in front of that ball, but I still think that’s an E

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by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, come on, Matt.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

why not?

oh, wait, Headley can hit a little.

by wcw on May 17, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like it to me. I think he’s just still thinking about the first inning.

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

OT

Man fuck this I just got called for Jury Duty

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Which courthouse?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one in LA on Temple

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually liked Jury Duty

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

you must really hate your day job.

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by Merope on May 17, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s referring to the movie.

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought we’ve established the fact that I don’t watch movies. Though in a decongestant haze we did watch Avatar this weekend, kinda.

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by Merope on May 17, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHICH ONE!?!?!??

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

the movie one? there’s more than one?

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by Merope on May 17, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

there is also a good one that was on TV.

They play it on Nick Toons a lot.

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#2 in Fanshots

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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eh, it was a Pauly Shore movie that came out in the 90s. You can be excused for not knowing about it.

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love my day job

but it’s also salary, so I take no cut in pay for missing work. I like the whole justice system though.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last time I had jury duty, at the end of the day, the lady next to me sighed “This is like 7 hours of time out.”

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by Merope on May 17, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pauly Shore FTW!

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right now?

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Recently got called myself, right on the day before I’m scheduled to go out of town. I got the report date moved to a better time.

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just act crazy and get out of it, like Liz Lemon.

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by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not so fun fact

The Giants have not led in all 59 innings played vs. the Padres this year

WTF

by Fire Sabean on May 17, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw Strikes, [Giants Pitcher]

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Pokemonz vs Cain….I’m so torn!!

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

don’t even sarchasm like this

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

A harmless BB. Not so bad :)

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'LL TORN YOU BUT GOOD

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh bloody murder.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

ruh roh

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 17, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Not as good as Barry Zito.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 17, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for Matt Cain to learn how to win.

by kdl on May 17, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I know. You’re not supposed to take a base with 2 outs. I’ve never seen the Giants do that.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 17, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn..

Chuck is freaking awesome tonight!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 17, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t wait to watch it later

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I completely forgot about Chuck! Can’t wait to watch it.

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by mymclife on May 17, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

phew!

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by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

WHEW

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FOUL MUAHAHAHAHA!

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

i think i just soiled myself

Did you just boo a baby?

by danklei on May 17, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

HI BRIAN WILSON IT"S ME, KAZ MATSUI

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 17, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

phew

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT CAIN

FINISH HIM!

McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.

READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 17, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Sucks that the inning should have been over 11 pitches ago

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got here guys

Has Matt Cain learned how to win yet?

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 17, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Guess not!

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 17, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO… AND YOU CAN JUST LEAVE AGAIN RIGHT THIS VERY MINUTE NOW!!!

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by Merope on May 17, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants hitter swings at that pitch.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Epic reply fail.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

god -_-

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on May 17, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on May 17, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballgame.

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Game Over

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 17, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOO!!

Headley? More like BUTTLEY.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh gosh darn it

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by mymclife on May 17, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK now we gotta score 2 more runs?

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

they are still batting

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

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by jctGamer on May 17, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn walking a runner into scoring position…

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMMIT MATT YOU GOT TWO QUICK OUTS WHY CAN’T YOU FINISH THE FUCKING INNING

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

THIRD STARTER AT BEST

by kdl on May 17, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Cain formula: let them score in the first inning, get no support and let them score again with two outs, after helping them with a walk.

by oldgiantsguy on May 17, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THE TROLL

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 17, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey we all have our fetishes (sp?)

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by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

My prom theme!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Earnest Scared Stupid!

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking bullshit.

Cool, a roller right between first and 2nd.

Fucking cursed against these jokers.

by NHL84 on May 17, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

how many at em' balls have we had tonight?

and these fuckers get bullshit like that

1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!

by Docter419 on May 17, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Not much as been working for (Giants Pitcher) tonight......"

I think I have heard this a lot lately…..

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on May 17, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

Shouldn’t this not happen, oh, EVERY START!?

by scotterduder on May 17, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Although the pitching still gets great results, of course)

by scotterduder on May 17, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

fiddlesticks

Did you just boo a baby?

by danklei on May 17, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

urge to kill

RISING

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

No hitting and no runz make Merope something something.

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by Merope on May 17, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

go crazy?

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 17, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my i hate eckstein

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

if nate throws that ball to 2B, adrian is out after overrunning the bag. downs was wandering

by mlb22 on May 17, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES GODDAMMIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT CAIN IS NOT THE ANSWER

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 17, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

CAN4UGLA

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I TAKE IT BAK

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs moar Felder

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 8:40 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

READ MY BLOG!!!

ETC. ETC.

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READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 17, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

good to know.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Denny Bautista warming up

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

If only Pablo were skinnier

He seems bigger and slower than last year and his range is even worse than before

by giants92388 on May 17, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

while we're on the subject of scoring runs

I wish this team hadn’t dumped Fred Lewis for a bucket of balls.

by wcw on May 17, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

This works on so many levels.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

small-sample

..but he’s been a solid hitter in the majors, and he plays pretty good defense, despite the haters around here.

the Giants do not have enough solid hitters.

by wcw on May 17, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

the haters here?

least amount of Fred haters among Giants fans are here.

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by DrStankus on May 17, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

a lot of people castigated his defense while he was around

I always though he was average in CF and way above average in LF

by wcw on May 17, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You were the only person who thought so, huh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hehe.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 17, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t you know? Wcw is the only one ever right about anything.

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

silly man is silly

I was wrong about Sandoval. I didn’t trust the Cal League.

by wcw on May 17, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE THE FUCKING PADRES

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess I’ll be switching over to 24 later.

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m going to be switching over to Tylenol Cold PM formula. I’d take Nyquil but this team gives me all the nightmares I can handle.

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by Merope on May 17, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my god Matt come on.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

He needs to use the curve more, it’s been all fastballs.

by Hamed on May 17, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Yorvit

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Thanks for the help there Yorvit.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame [NAME OF PERSON AND/OR INSTITUTION TO BE BLAMED].

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL thanks for swinging at that

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD! YORVIT!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKain

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m still laughing at Pablo falling down to get the groundball that was 1 foot to his right.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 17, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was pretty funny. He just kind of tipped over.

by kdl on May 17, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, there’s a lot to tip.

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 17, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent observation.

by kdl on May 17, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo tipping is impossible.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 17, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought tip was included.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one took me a second, but when I finally got it, I laughed out loud for reals.

by kdl on May 17, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've never seen a team this lucky....

Everything we hit is right at them. Every fuck bullshit roller it right in a hole. Its disgusting.

1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!

by Docter419 on May 17, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

That's it, i'm gonna watch something lighthearted and fun

A marathon of “The Pacific”.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 17, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

oh thanks for reminding me!

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s awesome. Done by the same people who did band of brothers.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah i saw the making of

Tom Hanks was all over it, looked awesome

by Fire Sabean on May 17, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

To his credit

We are getting mad at Matt for giving up 2 runs after 5 innings..

High bar is high though

by Fire Sabean on May 17, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

This is the Giants. 2 runs is insurmountable.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 17, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh for sure

but from a pitching standpoint, pretty good

by Fire Sabean on May 17, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

ABOUT FUCKING TIME

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Glad the inning is over with only giving up one run…

by TheSoundOfHockey on May 17, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

1-run deficit is insurmountable, goodnight guys

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on May 17, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

But, Grant’s curse has been lifted

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we are seeing Cain regressing towards the mean

he was ridiculous with stranding runners on base last year, but this year he hasn’t been as lucky.

Of course, if we can score a fucking run once in awhile, that’d help his win-loss record, but Cain’s ERA last year is a whole lot of “woh wtf?”

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

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by jctGamer on May 17, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course, if we can score a fucking run once in awhile

Ha!

by kdl on May 17, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might start watching Dancing with the Stars.

by kdl on May 17, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe one day Cain will learn how to win

by DFARowand on May 17, 2010 8:41 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Cain, wallking back to the dugout
Why does everyone else always get 3 or 4 runs?

/kicks rock

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

he also got 4 outs that inning, Pablo should have handled that ball.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

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by jctGamer on May 17, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo, make up for it

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

WWE Raw starts in 18 minutes.........

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

GET THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 17, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s the current champion?

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cena-I think.

I haven’t watched in a while.

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 8:45 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

not sure which is more scripted.......

This or the NBA playoffs

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUZZ!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 17, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh. I can't watch WWE PG

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K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 8:44 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

It's a tough choice.

Watch kid-oriented wrestling (WWE) or crappy wrestling (TNA) or search for good stuff (independents like ROH). Sadly can’t do the third, and it’s painful enough sitting through the second…

by L-Nova on May 17, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

TNA had so much promise, but then it went downhill quickly.

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It did.

I was watching their replays of undercard stuff from last episode. The amount of cheering they have there almost makes you feel like you’re at a Marlins game.

WWE might become watchable for me if/when they reintroduce Danielson. He really had no business on NXT, and their creative team just had terrible booking for him.

by L-Nova on May 17, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently they were "humbling" him

To teach him that you’re only a star if WWE makes you. Smackdown and NXT are tolerable for me-but that’s just because I’m a fan (mark) for Christian.

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Chris Jericho is my favorite, but they don’t usually book him well.

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

RAW's booking still has a bit to be desired. I blame the whole "guest host manager" thing.

Smackdown’s not that bad. This Swagger-Show hype is pretty hilarious stuff.

by L-Nova on May 17, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I'm glad Swagger's getting pushed

I like him better than Sheamus FWIW

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 9:00 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Jericho is awesome too

His book was an amazing read.

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 8:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah moving to Mondays was a mistake

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 8:52 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I lol'd at the ratings when it was moved.

WWE remained rather constant (somewhere in the 3-5-ish range, IIRC)… while TNA barely broke 1, if at all.

“We’re bringing back Monday Night Wars brotha” my ass, Hogan.

by L-Nova on May 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I'm not a fan of Hogan-TNA

I mean NWO as tag champs??? Hell, I just found out that Raynecis the KO champ. Gotta love the beautiful peoples entrance though.

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
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K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 8:49 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

*Rayne is

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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 8:50 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Take the BB!

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 17, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Take a pitch, Pablo

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

WOO HOO!

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 17, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL intimidating Padres team

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Panda

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

PaBBlo!

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO

WALK WITH ME

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READ MY BLOG!!!!

by sadison bummedgarner on May 17, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

A rare 4 pitch Panda walk

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

God take!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

God give!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 17, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. spelling fail

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

C H E A T

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

how long have you been holding onto that one

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 17, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made it awhile ago. I think I’ve gotten to use it like twice since I finished making it.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha first time i’ve seen it. Panda hasn’t exactly been walking much lately unintentionally =/

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 17, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Padres intinmidating?

C’mon kruk …

1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!

by Docter419 on May 17, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

They intimidated all of their fans to stay home.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 17, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m cautiously optimistic that Pablo’s slump is over

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Pablo!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, a four-pitch walk

maybe someone told him to stop swinging at overthrows into the stands

by wcw on May 17, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASE – nothing on the ground Bengie

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

PaBBlo

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 8:43 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Wow, missed that nice catch by cantaloupe

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Eh, feck you Bengie

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Blah

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

lol making excuses for why Giants hitters can’t hit for shit here

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Dangit

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

are you serious?

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 17, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh hey, Huff’s OPS dipped under .800.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s going to Klesko any day now.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 17, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well shit

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

So much for that.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

This game

Giants with RISP: 1-7
Pads with RISP: 1-1.

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on May 17, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

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by jctGamer on May 17, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

What a revoltin development.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s our DP the hard way

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

They got tired of the old 6-4-3, they are branching out into new and exciting realms of suckitude.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 17, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gee

That never happens!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 17, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Pathetic excuse for an offense

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

OFCOURSE

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants "sluggers" need to learn to fucking bunt

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Bunting isn’t what they need to be doing.

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The lack of bunts are not the problem here.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our terrible out-making offense you make more outs. On purpose.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 17, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I butchered that. Let’s try it again.

Our terrible out-making offense should make more outs. On purpose.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 17, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The lack of FAKE bunts is!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

How would that have helped

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTFY

Giants “sluggers” need to learn to fucking bunt slug

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

four pitches, three outs

have I mentioned how much I miss Fred Lewis lately?

by wcw on May 17, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course it had to fucking happen

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

We are so good at hitting into double plays

by DFARowand on May 17, 2010 8:45 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

we are not good at manufacturing runs today

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTFY

we are not good at manufacturing runs today

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on May 17, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm hating the Padres so much more than the Dodgers this year

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I never thought it possible

It hasn’t happened with me yet, but this isn’t helping

by Fire Sabean on May 17, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright

It’s 11:45 here on the East Coast. I have to get up at 7 am tomorrow morning.

Is it even worth it to stay for the bottom of the 6th/top of the 7th?

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 17, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

no

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m going to watch one more inning and then it’s bedtime.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 17, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll follow your lead. I’m not quite ready to give up on this one yet.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 17, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bedtime pact!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 17, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know it!

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 17, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go to sleep

1-run deficit equals 5-runs in Giant land

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on May 17, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

I mean no.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're asking

if it’s worth subjecting yourself to torture so that you can be groggy tomorrow?

Of course it is. It’s the Giants.

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 17, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The top half will only take 2 1/2 minutes. You should be ok.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

No but you will anyway. Giants Baseball: Torture

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

pity you can’t just put the radio on and fall asleep to the dulcet tones of Jon Miller. [that’s my plan in about 30 minutes.]

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 17, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, I’d have to haul my desktop upstairs.

I really miss that about living in the Bay Area.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 17, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

iPod + AtBat app = gold

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 17, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you like getting your nipples pierced

while being kicked in the groin repeatedly by Japanese school girls wearing spiky heels?

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

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by jctGamer on May 17, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa

when did we start crossposting with 4chan?

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by DrStankus on May 17, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain still in. Mildly surprised.

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

only 100 pitches

110-20 is where he comes out as long as he doesn’t seem tired

by wcw on May 17, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but he’s pitching with only a fastball tonight.

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd pull him after his next baserunner

but I don’t mind bringing him out for the sixth

by wcw on May 17, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

So this time I left the room to go make dinner, and the Giants ground into a double play. So I’m guessing this jinx thing is off and on.

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by mymclife on May 17, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I keep telling myself to stay calm

That one day, BABIP will work to our advantage against the Padres.

But I’m not sure for how much longer I can hold this rage. At some point, you reach the boiling point and just give up and count 18 losses on the calendar and move on from there.

I"m almost at that point. If We’re going to lose every game to the Padres and hit 0.00008993 BABIP but .350 against the rest of the league, then I’ll take it.

It is going to work out that way. Everything cancels out in the end.

Right?

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by jctGamer on May 17, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Blech.

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Close

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah.

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is someone with a .260 BA, and a .300 OnBase%age

And no stolen bases hitting leadoff?

Rowand should be hitting 7, Downs 8, and reconfigure when Sanchez comes up.

by tinkerstoeverstochance on May 17, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

There is no answer to this, except BORK!

by kdl on May 17, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because it worked over a 10 game span last year.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the same reason Nate keeps getting put in the 8th spot — because he’s been good there, and he might forget how to hit if he gets moved somewhere else.

by kdl on May 17, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don’t really have a real leadoff hitter, and moving Rowand into that slot helped him turn it around last year.

But yeah, I know.

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 17, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeter has a career 387 OPB and can steal a base.

Don’t understand how this isn’t a real leadoff hitter

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by DrStankus on May 17, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey is too young to save us

too much pressure

you know, what a pity we can’t run. And can’t hit. And can’t hold runners.

by tinkerstoeverstochance on May 17, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He needs as many at bats as possible to break out of his slump.

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by neurofarm on May 17, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least, the Rockies lost in 11

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

This is just going to get worse

by oldgiantsguy on May 17, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Shut up please

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please Lord No

"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis

by ejdacanay on May 17, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

You really think the Giants are going to get an extra base hit?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember that happened in the Pedro at catcher game.

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

it happened here this year

by mlb22 on May 17, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

who’s going to hit a triple?

by oldgiantsguy on May 17, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D Shootin Blanks

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKain

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

How appropriately named is Blanks?

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD. It’s fun to watch Blanks struggle.

by Uncle Russel on May 17, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

This feels like deja vu…

by Into the Void on May 17, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Kuip

Like the Giants are really going to make it to four batters in the seventh.

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by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

looks like another sellout at San Diego

by Fire Sabean on May 17, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice throw fatass

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

27 stolen bases against Bengie now

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, but he calls a good game.

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by xanthan on May 17, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/5 walks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

/high pitch count with every pitcher

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by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The pitchers love throwing to him!

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

handles the staff

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by jctGamer on May 17, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh heh heh

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by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT!

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by xanthan on May 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wieners. Bengie Molina is a top shelf fellator.

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by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie has trouble catching the wieners on the top shelf

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL short!

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

GREEN LIGHT

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is going to be the next thing he cries about

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice play by Downs after the miss-pick

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah that was good. Dude didn’t even know the ball got away.

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by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiteside would have had him.

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by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Posey would have thrown it to Alameda

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by Merope on May 17, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFS

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddamnit Bengie.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Has Bengie thrown anyone out this year

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

his bro

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by jctGamer on May 17, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Threw out Yadier

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Threw out yadier once

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by slurpster03 on May 17, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

But also DIDN’T throw Yadier out.

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by can of corn on May 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Cain still pitching?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you really have to ask?

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by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a horse!

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Bochy

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stolen base, next comes a cheap single. I can feel it.

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by xanthan on May 17, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

No, they’ll wait for 2 outs

by oldgiantsguy on May 17, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Broken bat, no doubt.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a terrible throw.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 17, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL “Suntan Stadium”

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Swing....................now

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

fun fact Jerry Hairston Jr sucks

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

grumble

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by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe it’s time to take Cain out?

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

OF THE ORGANISATION

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

ON TONY SOPRANO’S BOAT

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s alright. He’s setting up the DP

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

OPEN BASE LOL LOL LOL LOL

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

This is just brutal on so many levels.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the Hook.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

FAKE OUT!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 17, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

113 pitches?

wtf..oh yeah..cain

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck 113 pitches

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain is fucking pissed.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

HE’S LEAVING HIM IN?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 17, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL leaving Cain in. This will end well.

113 pitches!

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by xanthan on May 17, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

he already blew it by giving up 2 runs.

by Into the Void on May 17, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Bochy

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy doing his Dusty Baker impersonation.

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by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

...or not

Has Bochy ever took the time to walk all the way out and NOT pull the pitcher?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD KRUK SHUT THE FUCK UP

HE’S EARNED IT!!! BY PITCHING LIKE SHIT!

HE’S GOT GAS FOR 135 PITCHES!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk kinda sucks =8

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 17, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m about ready to dump my email address :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still like him most of the time but he’s REALLY REALLY STUPID SOMETIMES

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s full of shit mostly. But I still like him, sometimes!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 17, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He seems to be a bit more apologetic for the team this year than he was before. I’m a bit disappointed.

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by can of corn on May 17, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s been that way for the past 3-4 years. It might be getting worse.

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by xanthan on May 17, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree, it seems like he’s making way more excuses this year than he used to

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um, open base!

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by xanthan on May 17, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, that’s always been his refrain, but I feel like he wasn’t such a moron about pitch counts before this year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Open base” I’m used to. But he’s been really making excuses for the team, both during games and during KNBR interviews. And he’s finding plenty of excuses for managerial and management decisions.

I dunno.

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by can of corn on May 17, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should give you some anti-Kruk literature written by Dawkins.

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by xanthan on May 17, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Hey Bork, STFD and let me finish up here!”
-Matt Cain

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT CAIN SAYS

GET BACK IN THE FUCKING DUGOUT!

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 17, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING

EVEN THOUGH HE’S THROWN THAT MANY THROUGH 5 AND A THIRD STRESSFUL INNINGS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL he can’t even throw a strike to the pitcher trying to bunt

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

113 pitches, holocaust.

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by srpwrd on May 17, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL 2-0

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by xanthan on May 17, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

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Stop not winning, please." – Botch

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by Little Napoleon on May 17, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes, throw them now

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by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

This is dumb.

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

LET HIM BUNT!!!

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

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by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actual LOL.

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by can of corn on May 17, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta leave him in, bork, bork, Giants might take the lead in the next inning bork… pitcher of record bork bork… what-the-fuck-ever.

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by Merope on May 17, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ominous music

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Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 17, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh really, leaving him in to face Gwynn.

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

CAIN WILL PITCH THE 7TH TOO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

BUT ONLY IF HE KEEPS INTENSE GLARING BOCHY

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 17, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gwynn is going to hit a broken bat bloop single now.

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

What are the chances that they get a couple of two out runs here?

by oldgiantsguy on May 17, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Um pull him

by DFARowand on May 17, 2010 8:57 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Bork, give yourself a chance for a win. Bork. 4th up next inning Bork. double switch Bork. Horse bork

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

BOCHY WUZ RIGHT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

BOCHY SEZ SUCK IT H8RS

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by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT CAIN BITCHES!!!!!

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 17, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank God

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Lucky.

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

BOCH WUZ RIGHT

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 17, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

HAW HAW

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT! Good job. Good game, eh

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LUUUCKY.

Alright, Xanthan, let’s hope this pays off.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 17, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t worry, Juan Uribe has this.

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 17, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazing. The Padres must be sitting fastball, but still they either miss or pop it up.

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, Matt Luck.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Up yer butt Gwynn!

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL @ Bochy doubters.

by Into the Void on May 17, 2010 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m happy it worked out but there’s really no rhyme or reason to how bochy decides to pull a pitcher or not

by DFARowand on May 17, 2010 9:00 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

The real problem is

we suck against the Padres.

How did we beat the Phillies? There must have been a warp in the space-time continuum.

by tinkerstoeverstochance on May 17, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

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