Open GameThread, 5/17
San Francisco Giants at San Diego Padres, May 17, 2010 7:05 PM PDT
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HAHAHA I FIXED IT
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Wait I thought Richard Clayon was...
O.I.C.Whut.U.Did.There
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
Sandy Koufax ISWYDT
But on that note fuck the Padres Go Giants
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
So is tomorrow Drysdale or Newcombe? Also: fuck the Padres.
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Jason Stoffel, 2009 (Rookie + A-): 24IP, 1-0, 0.75 ERA, 5 S V, 25K. The heir apparent to B-Weez.
by bigboneded on May 17, 2010 6:56 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Madison Bumgarner
Second Game of DH
7 inning complete game shutout
7 IP
3 H
0 ER
2 BB
8 K
GO/FO: 6/5
He’s back? Thanks Sabes
Oh man this just made me so happy
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
mph?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/Sings Song 2 by Blur
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 6:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Cain better be FTW.
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Jason Stoffel, 2009 (Rookie + A-): 24IP, 1-0, 0.75 ERA, 5 S V, 25K. The heir apparent to B-Weez.
by bigboneded on May 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
WINDOW!

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by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 8 recs
I keep thinking you can't keep up this level of sustained awesomeness
and then you do.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This
I’ll stop doubting. Even the little things, like the US patent stuff… Love it.
"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
by KINGofCRA5H on May 17, 2010 6:59 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I mean this would be brilliant with just Cain vs Richard
But you add in the magical boobs in the background and it’s just like HOLY DAMN
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
(It’s actually Eckstein, but whatevs, a Padre is a Padre.)
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I love you
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Nice.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YES
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 17, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
colorful boob powers!
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by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Veruca looks like she’s air-bending.
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Jason Stoffel, 2009 (Rookie + A-): 24IP, 1-0, 0.75 ERA, 5 S V, 25K. The heir apparent to B-Weez.
by bigboneded on May 17, 2010 6:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Last night while in a fevered state, I dreamed I was part of the Fire Nation.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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BUT I BELIEVE AANG CAN SAVE THE WORLD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I have one more episode left! I’m kind of sad.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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As soon as I catch up on Lost, I’m finishing Avatar.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Finish Avatar
Its awesome.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I will probably be able to start by Wednesday
I am like 4 eps from being caught up on Lost at this point
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Indeed?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yeah, I’ve seen these before.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I AM MAKING A POINT!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I LIKE HEAVY BREATHING OKAY
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The last arc is pretty awesome. And the battles in the finale are pretty epic.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Yeah the last four episodes are real good.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
SORTA SPOILER ALERT BUT ONLY SORTA
Boy, now you’re really confused. Do I read it? Do I not? He said it’s only KINDA a spoiler. Better not risk it.
I wasn’t totally thrilled with how they wrapped up Azula’s character arc, but I’m being nitpicky. I just re-watched the four-part finale last week and didn’t mind as much. It just felt kinda convenient that she stopped being the ruthless calculating badass right when the writers needed her to lose. But that was really only an minor whine on my part.
You totally read it, didn’t you? You’re like the guy who can’t decide to go in or out as the dome is being lowered in The Simpsons Movie.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked it SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER
You saw her start to break down mentally and shove everyone close to her away because of how Mai and Ty Lee turned on her to support Zuko. So she thought she had to do everything on her own cause if she trusted anyone else they would just hurt her.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yeah, that’s why I liked it more the second time around. It just kinda seemed to happen all at once. i would’ve liked to see that breaking-down process spread out a little more.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Well it starts in the second to last or third to last
when she has the vision of her mother.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Just started…in about 10 ep’s of the first season…ready to pick out my Aang tattoo.
I watched a little over the years, but never from the beginning with intent. LOVE it.
Fathaigh go mbuaimid!
Jason Stoffel, 2009 (Rookie + A-): 24IP, 1-0, 0.75 ERA, 5 S V, 25K. The heir apparent to B-Weez.
Is a really good show.
Am going to cry at the movie.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
MovieS. I believe they’re doing a trilogy; one per season.
Just don’t bring any new story ideas to the table, mmmmkay, M. Night?
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I am operating under the assumption that the first will be so terrible
the studio will pull the plug on the other two.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ahhhh, THAT kind of crying. Yeah, the show is teh wonderful. I really hope M Night doesn’t suck the humor and whimsy out of it.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
BOOBS
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Win Later!!
approximately 9:45, plz
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Win!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
sekrit gamethread
if I post in here tonight that means I’m not writing my thesis and everyone has to yell at me and post photoshopped pictures of Nick Johnson making out with Yunel Escobar.
Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.
LOL MLB.TV
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Late GDT is late
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 6:59 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Once around the scoreboard
LOL BRAVES
LOL BREWERS
LOL FISH
LOL ROCKIES
LOL PIRATES
And this has been your Lars MLB report.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 17, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions
Y E S
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
MEDIA ERROR
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
OH, BUT I CAN LISTEN TO THE CARDINLOLS!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I can watch Red Sox/Yankees
but thats not surprising
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
From Lookout Landing. i like that place

...Tater Salad
by nick217Giantsfan on May 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
ALL SEATTLITES CAN GO JUMP IN A LAKE.
IN A LAKE!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
A lake of fire!
And Nirvana was from Seattle.
Boom tied it all together.
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
KIRK COBAIN WAS FROM ABERDEEN THAT’S DIFFERENT!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
CAPTAIN KIRK COBAIN!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
I See This The Early Years Koufax
As his K% is down, his BB% is up, and his WHIP is thus just average. Maybe we have a chance!
LOL YANKEES!!!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
LOL ROWNADS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 17, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions
This game starts
Like the past games.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Lol Rowand
I didn’t even realize the game had started, I changed to CSN Bay Area and rowand was trotting back to the dugout.
FUCKING FIRST PITCH?
This game is gonna be just like the others.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
No, give him a break
….it was the second pitch
Oh good
Scott’s already out.
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:06 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LOL Giants
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL NOT BOWKER
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 17, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
LOL MLB.TV
This is not going well.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.
LOL Giants
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL HACKOVAL
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 17, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
Giants hitters have places to go!
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by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
Oh man that was a quick inning.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Quick inning is quick
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:08 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
A little late but
LOL SCOTT
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
I AM WATCHING SHIT
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL MLB.TEEVEE MEDIA ERROR!!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
seems to be the same diagnosis for everyone
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Chan Ho and Yanks
back to backers by bosox
lolrelievers
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
I cannot believe they let Crazy Ho pitch more than one inning.
He can only go one scoreless IP per week.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Torres!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
YAY NOT BOWKER!!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions
Anti-Bowlezmania!
Favorite all-time Giants?
The MLB Record holder for the most sac flies in a season by a left handed hitter.
WTF MLB.TV
Not even audio is working
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Torres!
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
seems like every game torres makes a play i’m pretty sure bowker wouldn’t.
No one here gets out alive.
Torres is very good defensively
…Offensively I still see him as a 4th OF
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
OBP = 0.999
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 17, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Team of Horrors
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Suck it Eckstein
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Dude never strikes out.
So infuriating.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
No Sabean will still be here.
And Gonzales will be 37 when he signs
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
PLENTY OF GOOD SEATS STILL AVAILABLE!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 17, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions
aww, shit
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by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions
BAD LOCATION MISTAKE
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well that's not good
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
I blame you
Your a jinx!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
You're
And I’m sorry. I don’t mean to be a jinx. It just happens.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
It's okay
We still like you.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Thank you
I’d go back to LA if I could to stop the jinx, but first of all, I’d be homeless, and secondly, it’s LA.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
Dammit
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:14 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
LOL GIANTS
Aaaaaand game.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 17, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions
FUCKING 0-2 MISTAKE AGAIN
CAIN WHAT THE FUCK?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The's the ball game folks
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Oh great
I start watching when they hit a homer on us. Awesome.
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 17, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions
Ugh I hate 0-2 mistakes.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
How can they ever comeback from this deficit?
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
Gah
Now a walk
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL 4 PITCH WALK
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 17, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions
Chan LOL Park!
Fuck you, Yankees!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions
Followed by a 4 pitch walk
this is going to be a bad night.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hm, I guess something bad happened.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
0-2 mistake pitch to Gonzales right into his power that he took out of the park to center.
Followed by 4 pitch walk
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Adrian Gonzalez hit a dinger.
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:17 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Did Grant Post That Box Score Again?
…ballgame
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 17, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
Please wake up, offense.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.
Can’t the guy ever be ready to start? It seems like he’s always giving runs up in the first (actually it is 47% of the time of all the games he’s pitched)
FOR FIELDER!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
The first inning is the highest scoring inning in the history of baseball, I believe.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
So if there's nothing for out of marketers to watch the game...
does that mean it never happened?
Excellent
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh wow, somebody didn’t spend a lot of time cutting that Brian Wilson picture out.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I'm trying to access Gameday Audio.
I’m getting the MLB.com At Bat feature just fine, but am not being offered the chance to listen to the game. It just says “Audio available when game begins.”
And not only has the game begun, it’s been effectively ended with that HR. Any suggestions as to how I can get my listen on?
Thanks.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions
i dont think any form of audio or video is working for this game. I can get the AB visuals but nothing else
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Poop.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I see this game is over.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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OVER FOR THE PADRES YOU MEAN, as Cain no-hits SD for the next eight innings and Downs hits four homeruns.
by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Right Now Both Matt Cain And Bengie Molina Are Playing Brain Dead
There is just no excuse for throwing one right down the middle on 0-2 and thus is what Matt did wrong in his last start as well.
Whoa, GRM in a GDT.
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As much as I hate to say this
That was not Molina. Molina set noticeably off the plate. Cain just missed his spot badly.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Dinner thread
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Not sure yet
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Had some ravioli earlier
but still hungry. Craving wings.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
linguini with chicken/apple sausage
and a big salad with chopped dates
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Teriyaki salmon and ground pork w/ tomatoes
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forever roasted pork
(basically a pork shoulder stuffed with garlic and onions, rubbed and then roasted for 8 hours)
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on May 17, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Not sure
Might have some California rolls, might have some mac and cheese, might have some takeout depending on what my mom feels like.
Although, some Kraft mac and cheese sounds really good right now. Hmm…
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
The only “drawback” to real mac/pasta and real cheese is the lack of ease of microwave. But numm, fettucine with nothing but olive oil or butter and grated parmesan … OK maybe a bit of salt, lots of black pepper, or chili flakes.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Plus, the absence of the preservatives. Tasty, tasty preservatives.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
In the oven: panko breaded chicken breasts, which will be topped with ham & swiss; zucchini; garlic bread; mashed potatoes
Angel food cake with fresh strawberries for dessert. Just because.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
yum… i’ve been experimenting with sweet biscuits for my strawberry “shortcake” recently.
i highly recommend the joy of cooking recipe…
Turns out you can spell Ugnio Vlz without 4 E's
by The Gene Hackman on May 17, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Pasta
Broccoli
Alfredo
F&E pre cooked chicken
BBQ’d corn on the cob
Toasted bread
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I LOVE bbq’d corn on the cob. Ain’t nuthin’ better.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Thai food.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Walk with me Bengie
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
HA! No perfect game today!
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Elephant walk
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions
Speed on the bases!
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
BBengie
/confused
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT via mobile reply actions

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Huff, please.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Seriously
Why does anyone walk Helton these days? He can’t hit for power at all.
by scotterduder on May 17, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
He still has a pretty good eye.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/17/1476237/open-gamethread-5-17#37747101
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
look up?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HUFF WALK!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/Dunston's head expoldes
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
No more swinging allowed, guys.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.
TWSS
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
/Lars haz a sad.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
auOBPrey
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:24 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
no
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Boooooo
Ribe
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
dammit.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Failribe
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 17, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions
Meh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Sheesh.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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That wasn't so bad.
Call could have been either way.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
no. no it couldn't have
it was a bad call.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Gameday says maybe an inch or two off the plate.
And it was framed/blocked pretty well by Yorvit.
Could have gone either way.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
no
you’re reading gameday wrong. If a pitch is in the fuzzy area, it could go either way. If it’s completely outside, it should be a ball 100% of the time.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Inside pitch is inside
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:25 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
HIT NOW!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
fail
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 17, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
So they are calling balls strike now?
Unwinnable for the Giants
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
no, not really.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL FAT
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 17, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions
now I know how the Phillies feel when they come to ATT
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Dang
that looked better then it actually was hit.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Park is too big
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Now we see Bochy's plan to hit Nate 8th
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
start?
lol 2nd highest wOBA on team
more like:
Everyone else except Torres start earning it
Except Panda. Panda, take 2 days off.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
LOL GIANTS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 17, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
Good job, Giants.
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem
by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions
Nah
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Bengie wouldn’t have scored on that “sac fly”
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think Roger Craig ever lost 6 straight to the Padres
by oldgiantsguy on May 17, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Sigh.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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That inning kind of sucked
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Clearly walks don't lead to runs
/Dunston’d
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
im okay with not being able to watch, but no audio is beyond fucked
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah what is up with the audio?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Can't wait for the game to start!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
shift + refresh
worked for me
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Or, try ‘Alternative Audio’ – it pops up when you mouseover “Video” on sfgiants.com.
You don’t get At Bat, but you can listen, at least.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Still won’t work. I’ll settle for K&K,I guess.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Me neither. And I’m out of area. I’m settling for shitty acoustic guitar hold music on MLB’s troubleshooting line.
866-800-1275 pause 2 pause 2 looooong hold… I’ll let y’all know what I get.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m watching CSN on Comcast and I have no audio.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
really?
my audio is working fine
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
trouble scoring runs against this team bochy?
ok so how about manufacturing some runs with men on first and second and no one out….
No one here gets out alive.
Cry and blog
and blog, and blog.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 17, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I am ok with letting Uribe swing away.
He is one of our only bats that has shown any power lately.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
so they get him at third and he’s off the bases
by oldgiantsguy on May 17, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is it the Padres have all the luck
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
Of course the Padres get hits like that.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Of course
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
OH SHIT ITS ALREADY STARTING
Everytime this season a Giants hitter has broken a bat it has been foul or an out.
/just on memory.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
MATT
FINISH HIM
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Sorta OT
How bad was the call on Uribe’s K?
Miller says it was outside, but maybe a good frame job by Yorvit.
by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah thats what i heard.
just double checking.
by russian.tank on May 17, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
VenaLOL
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PICKED OFF!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
VENELOLABLE!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Veneble
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
+109
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL VENABLE
Running for no reason. Cain never moved.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Eliminates the inevitable stolen base!
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by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
WilLOL VenabLOLe
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:33 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
First that I can remember
We need to bring up MadBum, if only for the 2 pickoffs a game.
by scotterduder on May 17, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
nope
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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LOL VENABLE
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
/shift-A
Just got back from dinner. How the fuck did the run score?
AND LOL VENABLE.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions
Gonzales solo shot.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I hate him.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
HR, Gonzalez
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
See, 0-2 in on his hands
much better then 0-2 over the heart of the plate and thigh high.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh sweet, a fucking Hairston.
Time for him to do something gritty and lame.
"The fewer the Haistons the better."-Flemming
Well said
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Fixed
MATT CAIN :headBelt hunter
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 17, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol <3 30 rock
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher]
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I HATE ALL MAMA HAIRSTON"S HELLSPAWN
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
I hate Hairstons.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Gah
Hairstons need to burn in hell.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Oh good, the Dodgers get to play the Astros
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
Hairston should get picked off.
That would be cool.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Except he'd probably end up having sex with Roberto Kelly's wife instead
Since Hairston’s consistently fuck the Giants.
I like that pitch sequence.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wow
Pads with 14 stolen bases against Giants this year. Not good.
STFD
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions
Kain

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Swing through stuff
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
STFD
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:37 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
IS ANYONE ELSE AWARE THERE IS CURRENTLY A NO HITTER BEING THROWN AGAINST THE GIANTS?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
If Richard throws a no-no
You’d better run.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
I would like to invite mlb.tv and Gameday Audio to go fuck themselves.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Time to make your own runs, Matt.
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by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, Matt.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh good, I wanted to see Velez
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
When/why did this happen!?
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
sigh
On the other hand, you can deny he earned it. With his….ummm, his .704 OPS against the very, very high level of competition one faces in AAA. Especially pitching.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
The thing is, it happened.
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
by Scooter Ellis on May 17, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Where’s the Matt Cain that hits HRs?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions
I did not miss you Velez.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL 15 day DL
Everyone knows he needs the surgery. Why won’t they just let him get it?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So we get to listen to excuses next spring
how he was so bad this year because of his wrist and he’s gonna be great in 2011!
Ugh.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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NL West Update
Figures he’d start pulling it together before we got to tee off on him:
E. Jackson: 8 IP, 4 H, 2 BB, 0 ER, 12 K against Marlins
LOLeadoff hitter
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:41 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Is it too much to ask for Cain
to produce his own runs once in a while instead of always relying on his “teammates”…?
Is it too much to ask him to pitch a game where he isn’t behind
by oldgiantsguy on May 17, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU PETCO
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Shit
Just can’t catch a break against this fucking team.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Bleh.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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FFFFFFFFFFFfffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 17, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
BAH
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
Dammit, Petco
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:42 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Aww, I thought that was gone
Stupid Petco.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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THAT WOULD’VE BEEN OUT AT AT&T!
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by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
Worse stadium named after a pet company since
Dingotech Field
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
Padres have made some sort of deal with some bad demons
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
Panda should break outta his slump
oh and fuck you David Eckstein
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 17, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
ABOUT FUCKING TIME MLB.TV
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Still not working for me. :(
This is the second time in the last few days mlb.tv hasn’t been working for me. Motherfuckers.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
MATT
FINISH HIM
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Finish him
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
In play outs! Yes
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 17, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
Wow, seriously. Another fucking hit like that
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck you Eckstein
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Man, I hate Eckstein.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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FUCKING REALLY?!
FUCK YOU ECKSTEIN
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
i hate this little shit
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 17, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU, DAVID
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
Maybe Absalom.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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NO FUCKING WAY
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I HATE YOU ECKSTEIN
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Dammit Eckstein
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:47 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Presenting...
Fritz Ulmer Eckstein

Adopted Son:Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
I FUCKING HATE DAVID ECKSTEIN
Cain getting BABIPed like crazy.
I have another reason to dislike him now.
Thanks.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
DOUBLE PLAY
DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY
DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY
DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Murph needs to build the Giants a large fly swatter to use on that guy.
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by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions
Motherfucker
MLB.tv just quit on me again. Media Error.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.
MATT
FINISH HIM
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FINISH HIM!
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
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Fools and Sages
KKain


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STFD
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:50 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I hate A-Rod
But Papelbon getting owned is ALWAYS awesome to see.
I can't believe that game is still going on.
Their games are unwatchable.
by scotterduder on May 17, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
/tells you to get back in the batter’s box
by scotterduder on May 17, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Glad
to see that Kruk is timing and reporting the pitchers mound to home times.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
And especially glad to hear they are decent.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what my boy does
Now he just needs to use those numbers as verbs, like he did in Florida.
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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:53 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
OT:
My dad is dating a lady with grandkids, I have the right to be disgusted yes?
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 17, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
I just checked she'll be 50 this year so I can be somewhat less disgusted
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 17, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
a GILF!
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
are you single?
and can you date one of the hot grandkids?
by russian.tank on May 17, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
The question is how old are you?
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
16
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 17, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you sir!
=P
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 17, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually I am a 75 year old woman. You remind me of your dad!
It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant
Oh my :S
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 17, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
The Dodgers are antimatter, Dave.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Really? Miss USA is Ms. Fakih?
That’s an awesome name
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she was a stripper or something too
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Fun Fact
Shark GM Douglas Wilson’s daughter competed in the Miss USA pageant as Miss Massachusetts.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
MATT
FINISH HIM
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BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
(deuces)
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions
With this team against the Padres
This is true.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
/flagged
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Greg Lukerson?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
good news/bad news from the jcb9 compound
If I may go off-topic for the moment.
Good news: my wife and I saw an apartment (well, duplex) we liked today, and that’s affordable – hopefully we can get it. Yay for not living with my parents.
Bad news: I was going to go take my learner’s permit test today (yes, LOL me – I don’t have a license at age 30. I almost got one back in 2004, but just before I was going to actually get it, we moved to Chicago, sold our car, and hadn’t needed a car since – until now), but I couldn’t. Why? Before you can get one in Florida, you have to complete a four-hour drug and alcohol education course. I DON’T EVEN DRINK.
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
bummers
good luck on everything.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ever seen Cops? They should make them take a week long course on D&A
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
How do you not drink while watching this team?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Which city? I’ve been to FL once and stayed in Ormond Beach for a week. Nice town. Was there for Daytona Bike Week.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Four hour driving test would be better.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 17, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I DON’T EVEN DRINK.
But you do smoke crack. So, there’s that to consider.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
Now score some runs.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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BOYCOTT THE PADRES
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
LOL RED SOX
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
LOL Thames walk off
4 ER for Papelbon
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Good. I hate him for that stupid head gesture thing he does before each pitch. Only works for Mike Fetters.
by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
and this

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lol "intimidating"

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by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
The only picture I like of Papelbon

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Ok this makes me giggle.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I like it cause it means the Rockies didn’t win the WS.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
To Whom ?
just looks douchey to me.
Adopted Son:Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
I believe the correct term is “anus mouth”.
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by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Accepted
Adopted Son:Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
LOL Papelbon
Looking forward to booing him in June
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
HIT!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Pablito?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
Yay Pablo!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
PABLO!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
LOL FREDDY SANCHEZ
San Francisco Giants
Giants give F. Sanchez a little more time
Fully prepared to activate second baseman Freddy Sanchez from his injury rehabilitation assignment Monday, the Giants opted to give him a few more at-bats with Triple-A Fresno to make sure he’s ready for the Majors.
Source: SFGiants.com News
Published: 2010-05-18 01:59:51 GMT
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They “opted” to “give” him “more time.”
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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
needed an excuse to bring up Zorak
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When you have that kind of talent and flexibility available, there’s no need to rush a guy!!!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
Panda
heating up?
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 17, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
LOL NO HITTER
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
A single under Eckstein's glove!
SURPRISE!
he's also pitching a shutout
maybe we can hope that gets broken up
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 17, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
SHIFT-AYYYYY
MLB.TV finally working, an hour late!
/looks at score
/shuts off stream
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Suck it Eckstein
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
HA! SUCK IT ECKSTEIN
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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SUCK IT ECKSTEIN
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU ECKSTEIN
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Under his glove?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
TAKE THAT ECKSTEIN YOU LITTLE SHITHEAD
Nice defense nancyboy!
bengie!
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 17, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
FUCKING SUCK IT ECKSTEIN
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
Woohoo Pablo & Bengie
Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 8:01 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
SUCK IT YOU!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
Bah.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Dangit.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
what de fuck waz dat Huff
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 17, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions
Let there be Jazz.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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JAZZY!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
YAY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
Jazz Hands!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
JAZZAY
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
A RUN!
HUZZAH!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Jazz MUTHA FUDGIN HANDS!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
AND ALL .... THAT ... JAAAAAAAZZZZZ!
that jazz!
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
SUCK IT ECKSTEIN
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
The one two combo


Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
by jctGamer on May 17, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Lol, Rec’d.
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The impossible has occurred!
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by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
tie game
muddafuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 17, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
Semi-OT:
This feels interesting. I’m borrowing a laptop, so now I can McC AND watch the game at the same time. It feels so good.
So… in-play: Jazzy runs! I like!
WTF
My mom’s recording Dancing with the Stars and Dr Phil so I can’t watch on the HD TV anymore. Boooo.
And in the process of moving I missed the tying run. Double booo.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
See!
You are a Jinx!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I’ve decided to not watch the Sharks game tomorrow because of the jinx. It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Listen to the radio
It is weird that when your not in the game threads our teams do well.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Twitter helps too
And yeah, it is. Sharks have only lost two games this post-season when I haven’t posted, and one of those games I was at the game. I like my odds.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
It’s been a while since Downs has had a hit.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Lets go Downs
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That's what she said
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
/clicks subject line
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
NYET!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
/FBI jots down your IP address
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Ground attack initiated
/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism
see what's inside?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Cain needs a haircut
he looks like Dewey Cox
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
now we just have to kill the hairstons and break ecksteins arms and legs
and we win right?
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 17, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
That still doesn’t mean we score again
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
HOW DID THEY NOT COLLIDE?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I was hoping for a collision.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Wow. THat was close to disaster for the Pads
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
Blech.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
SON OF A BITCH
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
damn this park
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by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
It would have been a collision if it was the Giants.
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 17, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions
It would have been all 3 outfielders and Velez running out from the bench.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Didn't we decide the Giants defense is good this afternoon ?
Adopted Son:Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !
Now I know why
Opposing teams hate AT&T Park.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL PHILLIES
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I must have been thinking that at the exact second you wrote it
Not that I don’t think it at/watching/listening to every game
by tinkerstoeverstochance on May 17, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK THIS PARK
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
New thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/17/1476474/gamethread-ii-the-threadening
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
SF Giants: Torture is sooooo Last Week!
SF Giants: Warning Track Power, 1-8
My new slogan
by tinkerstoeverstochance on May 17, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions

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