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San Francisco Giants at San Diego Padres, May 17, 2010 7:05 PM PDT



W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2010 - Matt Cain 2-2 7 7 0 0 0 0 45.1 35 18 17 2 16 33 3.38 1.13


W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2010 - Sandy Koufax 2-2 7 7 0 0 0 0 42.0 44 15 15 1 19 30 3.21 1.50

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Current Series

2 game series vs Padres @ Petco Park

San Francisco Giants
@ San Diego Padres

Monday, May 17, 2010, 7:05 PM PDT
Petco Park

Matt Cain vs Clayton Richard

Mostly cloudy. Winds blowing out to right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 60.

 

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HAHAHA I FIXED IT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Grant

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait I thought Richard Clayon was...

O.I.C.Whut.U.Did.There

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on May 17, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on May 17, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sandy Koufax ISWYDT

But on that note fuck the Padres Go Giants

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

So is tomorrow Drysdale or Newcombe? Also: fuck the Padres.

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Jason Stoffel, 2009 (Rookie + A-): 24IP, 1-0, 0.75 ERA, 5 S V, 25K. The heir apparent to B-Weez.

by bigboneded on May 17, 2010 6:56 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

also, something to note

F the P’s

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on May 17, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Madison Bumgarner

Second Game of DH

7 inning complete game shutout

7 IP
3 H
0 ER
2 BB
8 K

GO/FO: 6/5

He’s back? Thanks Sabes

by wilriv21 on May 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man this just made me so happy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is fuckin awesome

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

But seriously

5th starter by the end of the year?

by Josh L on May 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

trade bait :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe KC makes a better trading partner with DeJesus and Guillen

by wilriv21 on May 17, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

mph?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Sings Song 2 by Blur

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Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 6:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

FUCK HIM

he got married, he was too busy not caring about preparation

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 17, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew there was a reason why I didn’t pantshit.

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by srpwrd on May 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain better be FTW.

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Jason Stoffel, 2009 (Rookie + A-): 24IP, 1-0, 0.75 ERA, 5 S V, 25K. The heir apparent to B-Weez.

by bigboneded on May 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

SPECIALLY FOR POKEMONZ

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 17, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I keep thinking you can't keep up this level of sustained awesomeness

and then you do.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

I’ll stop doubting. Even the little things, like the US patent stuff… Love it.

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on May 17, 2010 6:59 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I mean this would be brilliant with just Cain vs Richard

But you add in the magical boobs in the background and it’s just like HOLY DAMN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

(It’s actually Eckstein, but whatevs, a Padre is a Padre.)

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even better.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love you

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 17, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

colorful boob powers!

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem

by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Veruca looks like she’s air-bending.

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Jason Stoffel, 2009 (Rookie + A-): 24IP, 1-0, 0.75 ERA, 5 S V, 25K. The heir apparent to B-Weez.

by bigboneded on May 17, 2010 6:58 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Getting ready to stage dive.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last night while in a fevered state, I dreamed I was part of the Fire Nation.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 17, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT I BELIEVE AANG CAN SAVE THE WORLD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have one more episode left! I’m kind of sad.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

As soon as I catch up on Lost, I’m finishing Avatar.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finish Avatar

Its awesome.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will probably be able to start by Wednesday

I am like 4 eps from being caught up on Lost at this point

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’ve seen these before.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM MAKING A POINT!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LIKE HEAVY BREATHING OKAY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

The last arc is pretty awesome. And the battles in the finale are pretty epic.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 17, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah the last four episodes are real good.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

SORTA SPOILER ALERT BUT ONLY SORTA

Boy, now you’re really confused. Do I read it? Do I not? He said it’s only KINDA a spoiler. Better not risk it.

I wasn’t totally thrilled with how they wrapped up Azula’s character arc, but I’m being nitpicky. I just re-watched the four-part finale last week and didn’t mind as much. It just felt kinda convenient that she stopped being the ruthless calculating badass right when the writers needed her to lose. But that was really only an minor whine on my part.

You totally read it, didn’t you? You’re like the guy who can’t decide to go in or out as the dome is being lowered in The Simpsons Movie.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked it SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER

You saw her start to break down mentally and shove everyone close to her away because of how Mai and Ty Lee turned on her to support Zuko. So she thought she had to do everything on her own cause if she trusted anyone else they would just hurt her.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s why I liked it more the second time around. It just kinda seemed to happen all at once. i would’ve liked to see that breaking-down process spread out a little more.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it starts in the second to last or third to last

when she has the vision of her mother.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just started…in about 10 ep’s of the first season…ready to pick out my Aang tattoo.

I watched a little over the years, but never from the beginning with intent. LOVE it.

Fathaigh go mbuaimid!

Jason Stoffel, 2009 (Rookie + A-): 24IP, 1-0, 0.75 ERA, 5 S V, 25K. The heir apparent to B-Weez.

by bigboneded on May 17, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is a really good show.

Am going to cry at the movie.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

MovieS. I believe they’re doing a trilogy; one per season.

Just don’t bring any new story ideas to the table, mmmmkay, M. Night?

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am operating under the assumption that the first will be so terrible

the studio will pull the plug on the other two.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahhhh, THAT kind of crying. Yeah, the show is teh wonderful. I really hope M Night doesn’t suck the humor and whimsy out of it.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT WAS ACTUALLY KATARA ALL ALONG

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 17, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOBS

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

!!!

I love it!

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 17, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome

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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:01 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Win Later!!

approximately 9:45, plz

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on May 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Win!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

sekrit gamethread

if I post in here tonight that means I’m not writing my thesis and everyone has to yell at me and post photoshopped pictures of Nick Johnson making out with Yunel Escobar.

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 17, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

and the thesis is due when?

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by Merope on May 17, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

lit review is due friday, that’s what I’m working on.

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 17, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better to miss the next two games, than miss the games in Arizona. Get your butt off line and start making with the reviewing.

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by Merope on May 17, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO GIANTS, GO CAIN, GO TORRES/SANDOVAL

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 17, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

haha

This Beck thing is intense.

by Norcalnappy on May 17, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

come on Giants!

An instant buzz is on the rise, the whiskey's for a big surprise.

by O R They? on May 17, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Game Gorecast

Koufax is off to a slow start, I see.

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 17, 2010 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MLB.TV

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Late GDT is late

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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 6:59 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Once around the scoreboard

LOL BRAVES
LOL BREWERS
LOL FISH
LOL ROCKIES
LOL PIRATES

And this has been your Lars MLB report.

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 17, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Is MLB.tv borked for anyone else?

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 17, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mr. Merope is busy cussing out his gaming system… I guess I’m listening to the radio.

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by Merope on May 17, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s coming in the mail tomorrow or something.

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by Merope on May 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Y E S

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by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even the audio is Borked-up.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

MEDIA ERROR

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH, BUT I CAN LISTEN TO THE CARDINLOLS!

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by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can watch Red Sox/Yankees

but thats not surprising

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALL SEATTLITES CAN GO JUMP IN A LAKE.

IN A LAKE!

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by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

A lake of fire!

And Nirvana was from Seattle.

Boom tied it all together.

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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

KIRK COBAIN WAS FROM ABERDEEN THAT’S DIFFERENT!

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by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAPTAIN KIRK COBAIN!

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by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIM LINCECUM???

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 17, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I See This The Early Years Koufax

As his K% is down, his BB% is up, and his WHIP is thus just average. Maybe we have a chance!

by giantsrainman on May 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Work some freaking counts.
Score some freaking runs.
Get down tonight.

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

/funky beat

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there some recent movie that is using the theme from Saturday Night Live? Today I had three 5 year olds singing “Staying alive, staying alive…”

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by Merope on May 17, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saturday night fever? that damn 70’s movie with Travolta and the BeeGees….

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by Merope on May 17, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL YANKEES!!!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL ROWNADS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 17, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey at least it was 2 pitches instead of 1!

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

This game starts

Like the past games.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to take a pitch leadoff hitter!

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by Merope on May 17, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Lol Rowand

I didn’t even realize the game had started, I changed to CSN Bay Area and rowand was trotting back to the dugout.

by TGOH on May 17, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

And so it begins...

with a cheesy 4-3 grounder

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 17, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING FIRST PITCH?

This game is gonna be just like the others.

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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

2nd pitch -- PROGRESS!!!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 17, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good

Scott’s already out.

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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:06 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

LOL Giants

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NOT BOWKER

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 17, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MLB.TV

This is not going well.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 17, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Giants

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
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by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow 7 pitch inning… way to go gaiz!

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by Merope on May 17, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HACKOVAL

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 17, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants offense — it’s FAST…

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants hitters have places to go!

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by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man that was a quick inning.

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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Quick inning is quick

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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:08 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

A little late but

LOL SCOTT

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I CAN’T SEE SHIT

Ask me about my blog.

by xanthan on May 17, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

join the club

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by rhys on May 17, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

consider yourself lucky

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by Merope on May 17, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM WATCHING SHIT

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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MLB.TEEVEE MEDIA ERROR!!

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by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

seems to be the same diagnosis for everyone

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Le sigh.

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by rhys on May 17, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

You just know the little midget will have at least that many pitches in his AB

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Chan Ho and Yanks

back to backers by bosox
lolrelievers

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I cannot believe they let Crazy Ho pitch more than one inning.

He can only go one scoreless IP per week.

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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torres!

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by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres!

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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

olllllllllleeeeeee

torrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on May 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY NOT BOWKER!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay not Burrell!

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by Merope on May 17, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice, torres

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on May 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Anti-Bowlezmania!

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by slurpster03 on May 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF MLB.TV

Not even audio is working

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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres!

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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

seems like every game torres makes a play i’m pretty sure bowker wouldn’t.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Torres is very good defensively

…Offensively I still see him as a 4th OF

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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

me too. I love bowker and believe he would crush torres’s stats offensively over 600 PAs. but there a ton of value in getting to those extra few balls in the outfield.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBP = 0.999

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
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by Scooter Ellis on May 17, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s with all these good number vs cain for these padre hitters

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by GiNgiNxbOi on May 17, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Team of Horrors

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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suck it Eckstein

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by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

< Not a strikeout.

But satisfying nonetheless.

by TGOH on May 17, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude never strikes out.

So infuriating.

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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume Torres did something good.

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by xanthan on May 17, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

nate was playing so shallow, that was pitcher’s depth

by mlb22 on May 17, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I was thinking the same, almost like a rover in softball

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

FU Eckstein

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

gonzalez

Future-Giant
post-sabean-of-course

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on May 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

No Sabean will still be here.

And Gonzales will be 37 when he signs

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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Gonzales will be 37 57 when he signs

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on May 17, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more aging, a few more injuries and accumulated veteran grittiness before becoming a Giant.

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLENTY OF GOOD SEATS STILL AVAILABLE!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 17, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

grumble.

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by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

aww, shit

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by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Game Over

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by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

BAD LOCATION MISTAKE

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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that's not good

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by mymclife on May 17, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame you

Your a jinx!

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by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're

And I’m sorry. I don’t mean to be a jinx. It just happens.

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by mymclife on May 17, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's okay

We still like you.

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you

I’d go back to LA if I could to stop the jinx, but first of all, I’d be homeless, and secondly, it’s LA.

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by mymclife on May 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dammit

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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:14 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

Aaaaaand game.

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 17, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING 0-2 MISTAKE AGAIN

CAIN WHAT THE FUCK?

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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

The's the ball game folks

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

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by jctGamer on May 17, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

ballgame!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on May 17, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh great

I start watching when they hit a homer on us. Awesome.

by TheSoundOfHockey on May 17, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh I hate 0-2 mistakes.

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by jponry on May 17, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too. I wonder how many two strike mistakes the Giants fail to do anything with because they can’t hit like Gonzalez?

by out machine on May 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can they ever comeback from this deficit?

/Win the inning
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by Scooter Ellis on May 17, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

/game over

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Against the Padres, they’ve pretty much proven they can’t do it

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by Merope on May 17, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gah

Now a walk

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by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL 4 PITCH WALK

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 17, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Chan LOL Park!

Fuck you, Yankees!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Followed by a 4 pitch walk

this is going to be a bad night.

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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Hm, I guess something bad happened.

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by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

0-2 mistake pitch to Gonzales right into his power that he took out of the park to center.

Followed by 4 pitch walk

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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adrian Gonzalez hit a dinger.

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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:17 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Please wake up, offense.

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by rhys on May 17, 2010 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

what offense?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can’t the guy ever be ready to start? It seems like he’s always giving runs up in the first (actually it is 47% of the time of all the games he’s pitched)

by oldgiantsguy on May 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

FOR FIELDER!

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first inning is the highest scoring inning in the history of baseball, I believe.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to Heisenberg, yes.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on May 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent

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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow, somebody didn’t spend a lot of time cutting that Brian Wilson picture out.

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by mymclife on May 17, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm trying to access Gameday Audio.

I’m getting the MLB.com At Bat feature just fine, but am not being offered the chance to listen to the game. It just says “Audio available when game begins.”

And not only has the game begun, it’s been effectively ended with that HR. Any suggestions as to how I can get my listen on?

Thanks.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

i dont think any form of audio or video is working for this game. I can get the AB visuals but nothing else

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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poop.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see this game is over.

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Insurmountable!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

OVER FOR THE PADRES YOU MEAN, as Cain no-hits SD for the next eight innings and Downs hits four homeruns.

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right Now Both Matt Cain And Bengie Molina Are Playing Brain Dead

There is just no excuse for throwing one right down the middle on 0-2 and thus is what Matt did wrong in his last start as well.

by giantsrainman on May 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoa, GRM in a GDT.

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

As much as I hate to say this

That was not Molina. Molina set noticeably off the plate. Cain just missed his spot badly.

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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dinner thread

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on May 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Not sure yet

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had some ravioli earlier

but still hungry. Craving wings.

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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burger with oven fries and salad.

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by jponry on May 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trader Joe’s Garlic Naan: I’m hoping the garlic will help knock out this cold, or at least keep ppl far enough away from me to keep me from getting exposed to anything new!

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by Merope on May 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roast

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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:22 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

linguini with chicken/apple sausage

and a big salad with chopped dates

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Teriyaki salmon and ground pork w/ tomatoes

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

chicken piccata, brown rice and green beans. considering an adult beverage or tea can’t decide

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by timmeh on May 17, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

forever roasted pork
(basically a pork shoulder stuffed with garlic and onions, rubbed and then roasted for 8 hours)

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by The Gene Hackman on May 17, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure

Might have some California rolls, might have some mac and cheese, might have some takeout depending on what my mom feels like.

Although, some Kraft mac and cheese sounds really good right now. Hmm…

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by mymclife on May 17, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

 I lived on that stuff in college, then I looked at the salt content. Wowsers.

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by Merope on May 17, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only “drawback” to real mac/pasta and real cheese is the lack of ease of microwave. But numm, fettucine with nothing but olive oil or butter and grated parmesan … OK maybe a bit of salt, lots of black pepper, or chili flakes.

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by shanghaijim on May 17, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, the absence of the preservatives. Tasty, tasty preservatives.

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by mymclife on May 17, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the oven: panko breaded chicken breasts, which will be topped with ham & swiss; zucchini; garlic bread; mashed potatoes

Angel food cake with fresh strawberries for dessert. Just because.

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by can of corn on May 17, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

yum… i’ve been experimenting with sweet biscuits for my strawberry “shortcake” recently.
i highly recommend the joy of cooking recipe…

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by The Gene Hackman on May 17, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pasta
Broccoli
Alfredo
F&E pre cooked chicken
BBQ’d corn on the cob
Toasted bread

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by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE bbq’d corn on the cob. Ain’t nuthin’ better.

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by can of corn on May 17, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thai food.

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Walk with me Bengie

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by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

HA! No perfect game today!

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Elephant walk

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Steal second, Bengie.

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Speed on the bases!

/Win the inning
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by Scooter Ellis on May 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

BBengie

/confused

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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

The base-clogger is on!!!!

Time for a you-know-what now.

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

The unthinkable has happened!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

$$$$$

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Huff, please.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

Why does anyone walk Helton these days? He can’t hit for power at all.

by scotterduder on May 17, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

He still has a pretty good eye.

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

slOwBP

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-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 17, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/17/1476237/open-gamethread-5-17#37747101

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by jponry on May 17, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

look up?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

OBP!

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by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF WALK!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

/Dunston's head expoldes

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by ilovesushi on May 17, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

What is this walking down to first thing that the batters are doing?

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLBP!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 17, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

No more swinging allowed, guys.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

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by rhys on May 17, 2010 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 17, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Lars haz a sad.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

auOBPrey

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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:24 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

no

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by Viliphied on May 17, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boooooo

Ribe

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by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

dammit.

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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Failribe

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 17, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

yeesh

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on May 17, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

kinda close to take

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on May 17, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was in the batter's box!

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-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 17, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh

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by jponry on May 17, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Sheesh.

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

That wasn't so bad.

Call could have been either way.

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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

no. no it couldn't have

it was a bad call.

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by Viliphied on May 17, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gameday says maybe an inch or two off the plate.

And it was framed/blocked pretty well by Yorvit.

Could have gone either way.

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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

you’re reading gameday wrong. If a pitch is in the fuzzy area, it could go either way. If it’s completely outside, it should be a ball 100% of the time.

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by Viliphied on May 17, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the time to swing

by oldgiantsguy on May 17, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Inside pitch is inside

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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:25 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

wayyyyy inside!!!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 17, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Gameday says no strike

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

HIT NOW!

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on May 17, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

fail

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 17, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

So they are calling balls strike now?

Unwinnable for the Giants

/Win the inning
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///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on May 17, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

no, not really.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FAT

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 17, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

need a double to score now

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

now I know how the Phillies feel when they come to ATT

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by Viliphied on May 17, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL I wonder how they feel at Petco.

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by shanghaijim on May 17, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang

that looked better then it actually was hit.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Park is too big

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by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Petco Park. Hi all!

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by shanghaijim on May 17, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Now we see Bochy's plan to hit Nate 8th

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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

start?

lol 2nd highest wOBA on team

more like:
Everyone else except Torres start earning it

Except Panda. Panda, take 2 days off.

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
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by Viliphied on May 17, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFF

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 17, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL GIANTS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 17, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

turned game off

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 17, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job, Giants.

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by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Boo.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

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by rhys on May 17, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Two on, none out ==> zilch.

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Giants Offense

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

why do you guys keep insisting that I be here?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on May 17, 2010 7:27 PM PDT reply actions  

That was our rally opp.

by out machine on May 17, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh.

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

That inning kind of sucked

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by mymclife on May 17, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Clearly walks don't lead to runs

/Dunston’d

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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:28 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

fucking mlb tv

this is like three straight games now that i can’t watch. bullshit.

by thebighead on May 17, 2010 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

im okay with not being able to watch, but no audio is beyond fucked

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah what is up with the audio?

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by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't wait for the game to start!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

shift + refresh

worked for me

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 17, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or, try ‘Alternative Audio’ – it pops up when you mouseover “Video” on sfgiants.com.

You don’t get At Bat, but you can listen, at least.

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by jcb9 on May 17, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still won’t work. I’ll settle for K&K,I guess.

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by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me neither. And I’m out of area. I’m settling for shitty acoustic guitar hold music on MLB’s troubleshooting line.

866-800-1275 pause 2 pause 2 looooong hold… I’ll let y’all know what I get.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 17, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m watching CSN on Comcast and I have no audio.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 17, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

my audio is working fine

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 17, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Started yesterday. It might be by connection, but why only CSN, I wonder. And the park background noise comes through fine.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 17, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

still radio only here, that audio is fine

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 17, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

feel fortunate

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 17, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

trouble scoring runs against this team bochy?

ok so how about manufacturing some runs with men on first and second and no one out….

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah true… bork clean up spot

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cry and blog

and blog, and blog.

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 17, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am ok with letting Uribe swing away.

He is one of our only bats that has shown any power lately.

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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah and it doesn’t matter. can’t bunt molina over anyway.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

so they get him at third and he’s off the bases

by oldgiantsguy on May 17, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL AWESOME!!

Bunt molina into an out to get him off the base paths!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is it the Padres have all the luck

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course the Padres get hits like that.

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course

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by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s not fair. Venable cheated.

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Aw

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants still get no breaks while playing the Padres.

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by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

OH SHIT ITS ALREADY STARTING

Everytime this season a Giants hitter has broken a bat it has been foul or an out.

/just on memory.

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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

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by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT

Finish Him

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorta OT

How bad was the call on Uribe’s K?

by russian.tank on May 17, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk said

six inches off the plate.

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh I didn’t see it on TV i saw on Gameday and it was not a strike it was inside

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Miller says it was outside, but maybe a good frame job by Yorvit.

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looked to me like it was a lot closer to the front inside corner of the plate and then was caught wide off the inside of the plate.

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Muahaha!

Stupid aggressive Padres!

by scotterduder on May 17, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

VenaLOL

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD SPANISH CLERIC

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by shanghaijim on May 17, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

PICKED OFF!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

VENELOLABLE!

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by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Veneble

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

+109

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAWT

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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:34 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

LOL VENABLE

Running for no reason. Cain never moved.

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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Eliminates the inevitable stolen base!

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by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

WilLOL VenabLOLe

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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:33 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Is that the first pick-off of the year?

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

First that I can remember

We need to bring up MadBum, if only for the 2 pickoffs a game.

by scotterduder on May 17, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL VENABLE

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by mymclife on May 17, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

/shift-A

Just got back from dinner. How the fuck did the run score?

AND LOL VENABLE.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Gonzales solo shot.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate him.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

HR, Gonzalez

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, 0-2 in on his hands

much better then 0-2 over the heart of the plate and thigh high.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to work, Cain, and I do mean work.

by oldgiantsguy on May 17, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh sweet, a fucking Hairston.

Time for him to do something gritty and lame.

by NHL84 on May 17, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

"The fewer the Haistons the better."-Flemming

Well said

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

MATT CAIN : head hunter

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 17, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Fixed
MATT CAIN : head Belt hunter

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh, kinky

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 17, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

David Wright disagrees

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bitch Hunter

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on May 17, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol <3 30 rock

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by Viliphied on May 17, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw strikes, [Giants pitcher]

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE ALL MAMA HAIRSTON"S HELLSPAWN

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 17, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Hairstons.

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I FUCKING HATE ALL HAIRSTONS

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK HAIRSTON

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 17, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

heads up for the ground rule home run

by mlb22 on May 17, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Gah

Hairstons need to burn in hell.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Hairston should get picked off.

That would be cool.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain’s getting enough practise

by oldgiantsguy on May 17, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that pitch sequence.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish Him Matt

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

KA-POW

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 17, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Kain

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Swing through stuff

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD

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by mymclife on May 17, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:37 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

IS ANYONE ELSE AWARE THERE IS CURRENTLY A NO HITTER BEING THROWN AGAINST THE GIANTS?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

What? a NO HITTER?

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

One thing at a time, at least it’s not a perfect game.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 17, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Richard throws a no-no

You’d better run.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on May 17, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s only fair that Cain hits a solo HR to lead off the third.

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I would like to invite mlb.tv and Gameday Audio to go fuck themselves.

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Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 17, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe that’s what they are doing…

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by Merope on May 17, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to make your own runs, Matt.

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by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Matt.

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good, I wanted to see Velez

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

When/why did this happen!?

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
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Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 17, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

sigh

On the other hand, you can deny he earned it. With his….ummm, his .704 OPS against the very, very high level of competition one faces in AAA. Especially pitching.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
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Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 17, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing is, it happened.

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on May 17, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where’s the Matt Cain that hits HRs?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez is back...

Let the outfield musical chairs continue!

by Sassy Pants on May 17, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I did not miss you Velez.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

blackburry LOL

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 17, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

All worship FBAL

god of resurrection

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 17, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL 15 day DL

Everyone knows he needs the surgery. Why won’t they just let him get it?

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

So we get to listen to excuses next spring

how he was so bad this year because of his wrist and he’s gonna be great in 2011!

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s the magic inside.

by Sassy Pants on May 17, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta pray on it.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 17, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

So, it’s happening again

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuckin’ Scott

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

NL West Update

Figures he’d start pulling it together before we got to tee off on him:
E. Jackson: 8 IP, 4 H, 2 BB, 0 ER, 12 K against Marlins

by Rdubya on May 17, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLeadoff hitter

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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:41 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

MLB.TV is back. Oh, wait…

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 17, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

mlb.tv back up for me

by The Franchise on May 17, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it too much to ask for Cain

to produce his own runs once in a while instead of always relying on his “teammates”…?

by D4P on May 17, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it too much to ask him to pitch a game where he isn’t behind

by oldgiantsguy on May 17, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU PETCO

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 17, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit

Just can’t catch a break against this fucking team.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Bleh.

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFfffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

by TimLaser and MattyC on May 17, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

BAH

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit, Petco

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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:42 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Aww, I thought that was gone

Stupid Petco.

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by mymclife on May 17, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT WOULD’VE BEEN OUT AT AT&T!

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by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

even though he struck out on one in his first AB, Torres usually crushes fastballs. Robbed by Petco

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Worse stadium named after a pet company since

Dingotech Field

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on May 17, 2010 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Padres have made some sort of deal with some bad demons

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I saw this plot on Buffy.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 17, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda should break outta his slump

oh and fuck you David Eckstein

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 17, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ABOUT FUCKING TIME MLB.TV

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Still not working for me. :(

This is the second time in the last few days mlb.tv hasn’t been working for me. Motherfuckers.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 17, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish him

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

In play outs! Yes

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 17, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

....FUCK

Another one? Fuck this.

by TGOH on May 17, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

omg.

fuck you david eckstein

by russian.tank on May 17, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, seriously. Another fucking hit like that

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course. Of course that little elf gets a hit like that.

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you Eckstein

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, I hate Eckstein.

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING REALLY?!

FUCK YOU ECKSTEIN

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You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 17, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

i hate this little shit

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 17, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU, DAVID

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s what jonathan said

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 17, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe Absalom.

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO FUCKING WAY

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate David Eckstein so much.

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Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 17, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit Eckstein

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by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:47 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

FUCK YOU ECKSTEIN

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Presenting...

Fritz Ulmer Eckstein

Adopted Son:Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on May 17, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many fracking broken bat hits are the Padres gonna get tonight?

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING OF COURSE

that little cocksucker

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on May 17, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

did you know eckstein’s wife is the voice of ahsoka tano on Star Wars, the Clone Wars cartoon?

by mlb22 on May 17, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

HE"S MARRIED?

to a woman?

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 17, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

She’s way too cute to be shacked up with that midget.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have another reason to dislike him now.

Thanks.

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOUBLE PLAY

DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY
DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY
DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY DOUBLE PLAY

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Murph needs to build the Giants a large fly swatter to use on that guy.

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by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Motherfucker

MLB.tv just quit on me again. Media Error.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 17, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Velez is in your TV!!!!!

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 17, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

come on Matt

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 17, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 17, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

HIM FINISHED

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 17, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

KKain

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 17, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:50 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

STFD

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

ESS TEE EFF DEE

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on May 17, 2010 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate A-Rod

But Papelbon getting owned is ALWAYS awesome to see.

by NHL84 on May 17, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you an umpire?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

/tells you to get back in the batter’s box

by scotterduder on May 17, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

almost 4 hours long and in the 9th still… joe west just farted somewhere

by mlb22 on May 17, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glad

to see that Kruk is timing and reporting the pitchers mound to home times.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

And especially glad to hear they are decent.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what my boy does

Now he just needs to use those numbers as verbs, like he did in Florida.

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 7:53 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

OT:

My dad is dating a lady with grandkids, I have the right to be disgusted yes?

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 17, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

a GILF!

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you single?

and can you date one of the hot grandkids?

by russian.tank on May 17, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

The question is how old are you?

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 17, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

16

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 17, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

She’ll make some cookies and you’ll be happy.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just wait until you walk in on them.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you sir!

=P

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 17, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually I am a 75 year old woman. You remind me of your dad!

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my :S

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 17, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Dodgers are antimatter, Dave.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 17, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Really? Miss USA is Ms. Fakih?

That’s an awesome name

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 17, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

she was a stripper or something too

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun Fact

Shark GM Douglas Wilson’s daughter competed in the Miss USA pageant as Miss Massachusetts.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

MATT

FINISH HIM

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 17, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

OH HAI! I CAN HAZ GIANTS WIN?

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

You DID see who they were playing right?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 17, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS THE NIGHT DAMMIT!!!111LMNOP

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

(deuces)

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

get the fucking batter

by oldgiantsguy on May 17, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

With this team against the Padres

This is true.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

/flagged

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

we have 3 innings left to score, then its gregerson, adams, and bell. no pressure

by mlb22 on May 17, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greg Lukerson?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

RESPECT HIS GENIUS

Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.

by oooreebay on May 17, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

good news/bad news from the jcb9 compound

If I may go off-topic for the moment.

Good news: my wife and I saw an apartment (well, duplex) we liked today, and that’s affordable – hopefully we can get it. Yay for not living with my parents.

Bad news: I was going to go take my learner’s permit test today (yes, LOL me – I don’t have a license at age 30. I almost got one back in 2004, but just before I was going to actually get it, we moved to Chicago, sold our car, and hadn’t needed a car since – until now), but I couldn’t. Why? Before you can get one in Florida, you have to complete a four-hour drug and alcohol education course. I DON’T EVEN DRINK.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 17, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

bummers

good luck on everything.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Advice: Don’t hire the same moving company.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 17, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Real bad news

I DON’T EVEN DRINK.

With this Giants team? good luck, buddy.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 17, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ever seen Cops? They should make them take a week long course on D&A

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you not drink while watching this team?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m very, very stubborn.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 17, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell with that…they should require a 4 hour “put your stupid cell phone down and drive” course. A “get the hell off my bumper” course would be nice too.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 17, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which city? I’ve been to FL once and stayed in Ormond Beach for a week. Nice town. Was there for Daytona Bike Week.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tallahassee.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 17, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Four hour driving test would be better.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 17, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DON’T EVEN DRINK.

But you do smoke crack. So, there’s that to consider.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on May 17, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now score some runs.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 17, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

BOYCOTT THE PADRES

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on May 17, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Finally

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Mark Grant

“Ya gotta like these KIDS” Giant

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 17, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL RED SOX

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 17, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Thames walk off

4 ER for Papelbon

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 17, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good. I hate him for that stupid head gesture thing he does before each pitch. Only works for Mike Fetters.

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

and this

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 17, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only picture I like of Papelbon

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 17, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crap, that’s kind of insane.

by kdl on May 17, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok this makes me giggle.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it cause it means the Rockies didn’t win the WS.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

To Whom ?

just looks douchey to me.

Adopted Son:Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on May 17, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe the correct term is “anus mouth”.

Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem

by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Accepted

Adopted Son:Matt Downs MLB , Now with More STATZ goodness !Matt Downs Fangraphs The Juan Uribe of 2011 !

by nvsfg on May 17, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

AL = Softball

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 17, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Papelbon

Looking forward to booing him in June

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on May 17, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Good!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 17, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Panda

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

HIT!

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 17, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablito?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Pablo!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

PABLO!

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FREDDY SANCHEZ
San Francisco Giants
Giants give F. Sanchez a little more time
Fully prepared to activate second baseman Freddy Sanchez from his injury rehabilitation assignment Monday, the Giants opted to give him a few more at-bats with Triple-A Fresno to make sure he’s ready for the Majors.
Source: SFGiants.com News
Published: 2010-05-18 01:59:51 GMT
9 minutes ago via RSS Graffiti · Comment · Like · Share

They “opted” to “give” him “more time.”

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 17, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

needed an excuse to bring up Zorak

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 17, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you have that kind of talent and flexibility available, there’s no need to rush a guy!!!

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 17, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda

heating up?

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 17, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL NO HITTER

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

hit it off the brickhouse

by mlb22 on May 17, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Mighty, mighty. Just letting it all hang out!

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You all know what is coming…

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

2 run homer?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 17, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

shh!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

15-pitch at-bat?

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on May 17, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda!

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

he's also pitching a shutout

maybe we can hope that gets broken up

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 17, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIFT-AYYYYY

MLB.TV finally working, an hour late!

/looks at score
/shuts off stream

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHA HOBBIT FUCKER

oops poploe

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 17, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck it Eckstein

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

HA! SUCK IT ECKSTEIN

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Panda. What happened?

by non sequitur on May 17, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU ECKSTEIN

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Dwarf!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Under his glove?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

CAKE!!!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 17, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

+109

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on May 17, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

bengie!

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 17, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

MONEY

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING SUCK IT ECKSTEIN

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Two Hits!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

goody something tripped the elf

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 17, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Woohoo Pablo & Bengie

Proud father of Mike Krukow (who is more than 3 times my age)
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park

by Gobroks on May 17, 2010 8:01 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

SUCK IT YOU!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

panda put the round in ‘round the bases’

by mlb22 on May 17, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Fall over, Dentist Elf!

just a sambple of carbon-based wastage

by Gaahl on May 17, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s gonna take a HR to score Bengie from 1st.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Dangit.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

0 out two men on! cant move the runners… again!!!

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

At least it wasn’t the dreaded GIDP

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want the Jazziest Jazz you’ve got here Juan!

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

what de fuck waz dat Huff

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 17, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Let there be Jazz.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT A RUN! AGAINST THE PADRES!?!?!?

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 17, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZY!

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 17, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Uribe!

OMG a run!

Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.

by neurofarm on May 17, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Jazz Hands!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD – we scored

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZAY

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Jazzy!!!

Seeing eye single drive of the game!

by NHL84 on May 17, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

A RUN!

HUZZAH!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

JAZZ

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on May 17, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Jazz MUTHA FUDGIN HANDS!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Scored a run!

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 17, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

AND ALL .... THAT ... JAAAAAAAZZZZZ!

that jazz!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 17, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

SUCK IT ECKSTEIN

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

The one two combo

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by jctGamer on May 17, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Lol, Rec’d.

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by srpwrd on May 17, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec’d it yesterday

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mackerel Clutch?

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

JAZZY

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 17, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

The impossible has occurred!

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by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

tie game

muddafuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 17, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Semi-OT:

This feels interesting. I’m borrowing a laptop, so now I can McC AND watch the game at the same time. It feels so good.

So… in-play: Jazzy runs! I like!

by L-Nova on May 17, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Cain does a little jig in the dugout.

by kdl on May 17, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

My mom’s recording Dancing with the Stars and Dr Phil so I can’t watch on the HD TV anymore. Boooo.

And in the process of moving I missed the tying run. Double booo.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages

by mymclife on May 17, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

See!

You are a Jinx!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve decided to not watch the Sharks game tomorrow because of the jinx. It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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by mymclife on May 17, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Listen to the radio

It is weird that when your not in the game threads our teams do well.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twitter helps too

And yeah, it is. Sharks have only lost two games this post-season when I haven’t posted, and one of those games I was at the game. I like my odds.

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by mymclife on May 17, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

keep moving

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by timmeh on May 17, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s been a while since Downs has had a hit.

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Lets go Downs

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

That's what she said

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by jctGamer on May 17, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Communist

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 17, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

/clicks subject line

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

/clicks adblock

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by jctGamer on May 17, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Communism: It’s a party!

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I’ll cry if I want to…..

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by timmeh on May 17, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by RDreamer on May 17, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

NYET!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

/FBI jots down your IP address

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ground attack initiated

/Win the inning
//Renteria - Still not a VD but I crush a lot
///Willism is Realism

by Scooter Ellis on May 17, 2010 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow..we scored.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 17, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

see what's inside?

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cain needs a haircut

he looks like Dewey Cox

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
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by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

That still doesn’t mean we score again

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 17, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

nearly broke a gwynn

Favorite all-time Giants?
The MLB Record holder for the most sac flies in a season by a left handed hitter.

by slurpster03 on May 17, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

violent teenagers!

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 17, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOO MANY VIDEO GAMES!

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gwynn Jr. proceeds to hit an inside-the-park home run.

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by Yoyo on May 17, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW DID THEY NOT COLLIDE?

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I was hoping for a collision.

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by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. THat was close to disaster for the Pads

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 17, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh, too much hang time on that one

by nofreetime on May 17, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

there would have been pieces of Tony Jr all over the field

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 17, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

lol..petco

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 17, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 17, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

blubt.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 17, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Blech.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 17, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

SON OF A BITCH

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

damn this park

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by rightcenterfielder on May 17, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit I changed again

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by shanghaijim on May 17, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

It would have been a collision if it was the Giants.

by TheSoundOfHockey on May 17, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

It would have been all 3 outfielders and Velez running out from the bench.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 17, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I know why

Opposing teams hate AT&T Park.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 17, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL PHILLIES

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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 17, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Warning track power.

It’s conjoined fail, attached at the fiasco. - Grant

by jhiat00 on May 17, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

At the wall.

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by srpwrd on May 17, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THIS PARK

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly

by Tim LinCyYoung on May 17, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

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