Thread 2.
by jponry on May 16, 2010 2:29 PM PDT
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PrintSuck it, Brett Myers.
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I AM WHY!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions
My computer thanks you for the new thread :-)
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
GO GIANTS
GO SHARKS
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 16, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions
It's Torres inside
Also, Poopin.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Lotsa canteloupe fans.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 16, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
heart Herbie Hancock
Having discussions with my boyfriend on jazz never end well, because I’m a huge fan of Hancock and he is not.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
/Botchey responds by permanently benching Bowker….
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by Little Napoleon on May 16, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Torressexauals?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Andregynous.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 16, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
+109
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 16, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
brilliance
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Touch
down!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
This was meant for Andregynous. Sorry, 49er16. Yours is good too.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
My eyes. They hurt
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 16, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions
We now have more hits than the Astros in this game
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
So, 10?
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
More importantly, we’ve won 2 innings and lost only 1.
by non sequitur on May 16, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
US OPEN!!! WHO ALL IS GOIN?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
First fault
Double fault
Play a let!
Lob it up
Talk a lot
Take the set!
Thank you, Family Circus.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve never really felt a need to thank Family Circus for anything.
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you can thank it for sucking on a consistent basis
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey Everyone!
It’s Enrico Pallatzo Pedro Feliz!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He had 98 RBIs!
Once
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 16, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Assume the position!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
It has two B's, Amy!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2010 2:31 PM PDT reply actions
Just from what I can see on TV, they may be C's but the microphone is usually in the way.
/lol bad taste.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
She asked what the Bay to Breakers had in common with beisbol.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Will if she specifically meant Giants baseball
The answer is there is very few runs
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
There are very few runs*
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
E
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 16, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
“Don’t care – Go Giants!”
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.
Canteloupe is up to an .881 OPS
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I don’t like this thread. 2-1 chicago. :(
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 16, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
they deserve, what the fuck, pucks been in the sharks zone the whole time
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
FUCKING SHIT
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 16, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
Wait
It’s the 7th already? Man, I haven’t really been paying attention…
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Our 1st and 2nd spots in the order are accounting for all 4 runs scored. Is this BIZARRO day?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
GIANTS THREAD JINXING SHARKS
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
I will gladly take that if it also jinxes the Astros.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 16, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Hunter Pence is pretty ugly and may be crazy
Always muttering to himself.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He never blinks!
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Made this last year, more relevant now
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
by FriscoJoe on May 16, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I’m guessing by now Kruk doesn’t even get hung over. He’s the champ at drinking.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
GGP?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 16, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Nevermind. I get it now.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 16, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I figured it out after I posted it.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 16, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 16, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 16, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck you Feliz
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
Why is Pedro Feliz always such a pain in our ass?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Average to mediocre players always seem to be
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 16, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck him and his World Series ring.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
how are we all a pain in our own asses?
Very existential.
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Former Giants, the not retired ones
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This would imply they know what their own problems are, which means they would correct them, which they have not done, so they pitch Feliz wrong.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 16, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not very funny that the Giants always seem to pitch Feliz as if he were an unknown
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 16, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Zito: Human
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions
Ground ball
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 16, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions
Bring in Eli for relief
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Nah thats a hit.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Dammit.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wow, that was awful, Rowand.
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
errant throwin'
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
That seals it. Rowand needs a fucking day off. That looked awful.
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he already had a couple weeks off
he’s not made of porcelain
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
his face is…..
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by Little Napoleon on May 16, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Looked like a very bad route to the ball
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 16, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions
Rowand looked really slow out there on that one
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Zito: Human needs to exit, stage left
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2010 2:37 PM PDT reply actions
This reminds me of the A's announcer yesterday after like Kendry Morales made an error in the game yesterday
“Baseball players are human too, we often forget that”
LOL wut?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
My world view is upside down now. I can't believe that ballplayers are human.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 16, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowand giveth and Rowand taketh away
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
I contest, once again, that a well-rested Rowand makes that play.
Kind of sucks that our 4th OF is our starting LF.
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Bochy LOLs at your notion that athletes need rest.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
MAYS NEVER NEEDED REST
PLAYERS NOW ARE LITTLE GIRLY MEN!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Or cantaloupes.
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Bad first two steps. A MLB CF has to make that play
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 16, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I also contest that Torres would make that play.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Neither speed nor defense!
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
THey are letting Myers hit here?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 16, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions
That was an FLew route….
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 16, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions
Kruk homerizing: it took off......
defying the laws of physics.
All long drives by the opposition “carry….”, “sail…” or “take off…”
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Holy Huff!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
FALLING DOWNS!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I JUST WANT TO GET HOME!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Downs won't let the Astros get to home
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he acted completely reasonably in that movie.
Everyone else in his life was fucked in the head
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 16, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a pretty good movie.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Falling Down
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
had to give them one back after his HR
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
IT’S ONLY FAIR
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 16, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Give that man a gold glove!
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
Jesus that could have ended badly.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions
SACRIFICE. THE. BODY.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 16, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
Nice play
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 16, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
Shit when did we go down 2-1?
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 16, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Grounder to the right side. Downs went deep to his left and slid on his knees to pick up the ball and spun to throw to first. Throw was wide up the line, and Huff, lunged away from the bag (pushed off of it, really), to extend and make the grab before falling off.
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Why do they play this shitty song in San Francisco. It makes no sense.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 16, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
How so? Isn't it part of the America God needs to bless?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
With SULFUR, maybe!
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If it cannot be GROWN it must be MINED
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Cuz, in general, San Franciscans don’t believe in god.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 16, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
They boycotting Him, too?
I smell the sulfur already.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Them.
Bay Area Lutheran CO – operative
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
they follow Jesus
Alou
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Did anyone watch the Civil Rights Game last night?
They did America the Beautiful at the 7th inning stretch instead of GBA. This 18-yo sax player came out and absolutely tore the house down.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
St. Louis at Cincinnati.
They wore 1947 era unis in tribute to Jackie, and trotted out Willie, Hank, Ernie, Harry Belafonte, Billie Jean King, etc.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
they should always do this
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
this
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 16, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Much better!
should be the national anthem.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 16, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s such an awesome melody and the lyrics are pretty effing epic.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Except for the purple mountains’ majesty.
Fuck those mountains.
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Hm. That’s a good point.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey! Those Mountains are in my backyard……
Yeah, you are right, fuck those Mountains…..
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by Little Napoleon on May 16, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
They are in mine.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
awesome
the SJSU symphonic band did a tribute to baseball for our spring concert. We played the anthem and America the Beautiful, much better than GBA.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Tell em what they get, Krukow.
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
my favorite!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Being stepped on by Myers would be like being stepped on by an elephant.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Or a 'Molina', as they say south of the border.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Are those the elephants that fought the Nazis for 73 minutes?
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 16, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
IT’Z SATIRYCRASH’Z FAULT!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
/myers throws at nate
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
INSURANCE RUNS PLEASE
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh, there’s the back-foot slider to Nate. I wondered where it had gone.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
It was up and over the plate.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 16, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
If we are so fortunate to get to the ninth with a save situation lead, is Wilson available after yesterday?
6-4 PP w/ less than a minute to go
nabby out of goal
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 16, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions
DOUBLE DOWNS, DAMMIT
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions
Keppinger getting a lot of work today
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Bowker Sighting
No pressure though.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This is a reasonable decision by Bork
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Oh look, a Bowker cameo
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Some Bowkermania would be dandy right now.
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Bowker readying for the sweep.
/runs away
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Uuuugh
10 seconds to go. Sharks keep missing passes.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 16, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions
Here's you last chance Bowker!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
Bowker better do something, or he will be riding the pine for a LONG time….
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by Little Napoleon on May 16, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions
Wow lame ass power play there
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yeah that was really sloppy.
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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 16, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck
fuck fuckfuckafdkajsf;aksdf;asdjf;asf
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 16, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions
LOL SHARKS
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
are they fucking up again?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 16, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
not surprised
But that still sucks.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice!
No sense in closing the deal and getting to the finals
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 16, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Game 1, this is the Avalanche series all over again
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Sounds good to me.
I just ask for no own goal.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
I feel for you.
You’re in Blackhawk territory, right? It sucks to be an open fan of a given team, live in the area of the opposition, and then have to deal with assholes taunting you in wake of a loss. I lived in SoCal for four years…
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
i'm in Detroit now, so nobody really cares
but i’ll be back at school where EVERYBODY is a Blackhawk fan… plus, i’m already getting texts and shit. ITS ONE FUCKING LOSS, and yea, that must’ve sucked for you
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS
I hope they get in a hot air balloon accident.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 16, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions
well at least he didn't ground out to second
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Fucking Nats are useless.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 16, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
That was some of the worst passing I have ever seen in a power play, And it was also 6-4.
Missed at least 2 rebounds that should have been put ins.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Sometimes we forget that hockey players are human.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 16, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Canadians are human?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh, wait a minute.
I remember this from algebra I think.
If all communists are Canadians. Wait…If all Canadians are communists, and all communists are not human, then………….wait……….uh…….
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 16, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
The missed passes past the blue line were killer. :(
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 16, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Also the faceoff to start the PP where it looked like the Blackhawk player might have taken it to the empty net
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I think there’s a comma missing in that sentence. Sorry is not meant as an adjective for Sharks fans.
It was awfully quiet in the tank
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
:/
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 16, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
it's GAME FUCKIN 1
i might be pissed, but whatever, this’ll show how aggressive this team is
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
GO SHARKS
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 16, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Sharks
Now let’s focus on this game
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
exhortation
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Affeldt Sighting!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
THROW STRIKES GIANTS PITCHER
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
jessuz, Afeldt is a mess
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 16, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
he hasn’t pitched in a game in a week. I think last Sunday may have been his last appearance.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He only pitches on Sundays, now….
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by Little Napoleon on May 16, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Out of respect for the lord.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
whew.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 16, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa Whoa Whoa Jeff Francis is back?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 16, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
I’ll believe it when I see it.
Remember, Brandon Webb and Noah Lowry were supposed to throw during ST.
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i read this as "black"
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
See: Brandon Crawford
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
When he’s healthy he’s pretty good.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
my buddy is at that game. Said Francis looked fantastic.
by FireBrianSabean on May 16, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCKIN' IT DOWNS!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
nice comeback
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
yay, son
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 16, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions
lol font
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions
My twitter feed is being run over by Hawks fans and bandwagoners. Shoot me now.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 16, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions
assholes
One of the reasons why the playoffs—any playoffs—suck. The idiots come out of the woodwork. I mean, at least I make it clear I’m a Canadiens bandwagoner.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously. Last year, my facebook feed was full of Yankees bandwagoners who told me to “suck it” just because I said I wanted them (the Yankees) to go away. Fuck ’em.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 16, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
JEEEEEEEEETAHHHHH YEAH BOY
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Mine’s only about the Sharks, just about people who are from Chicago or Ohio, FML
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah, someone I know who is a Bruins fan is rooting for the Hawks and is kinda clogging up my twitter. It’s obnoxious, but. Ugh.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 16, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s yea… obnoxious, perfect word, im not that pissed, it’s game 1, i’m not happy though either
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Exactly. I mean, yeah, it’s only game 1 but it’s the fans that are making me more pissed off than anything.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 16, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
now i’m getting the question “Hey guut (my nickname) who won?”
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Oy.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 16, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
They suddenly got too big for their britches. All I’m saying is, if you commit the GDP of Norway to free agent contracts in one offseason, you’d damn well better win the World Series. Wow good for you, you finally won after spending a fuckload of money.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
With the amount that they spend on their lineup, they should be the prohibitive favorites to win the World Series every year. The fact that they don’t makes them a failure. And that expectation is the exact reason why I will never root for the Yankees.
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All of this.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
When ESPN declared them the team of the decade, I just had to laugh. They beat the Mess in 2000, lost to the DBacks in 2001, the Marlins in 2003, blew a 3-0 lead in the 2004 ALCS, and then didn’t appear in the Series again until 2009. In that span, the White Sox, Astros, Cardinals, Tigers, Rockies, Red Sox, Phillies, and Rays all made WS appearances.
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BUT HAVE JETER!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yeah.
I hate to say it, but this decade was absolutely about the Red Sox.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Even if they beat two pretty so-so teams in the WS (in my opinion), they completely reinvented themselves and really became a premier franchise that could walk the walk. The Phillies and Rays also had fabulous reinventions, but it came a little late in the decade.
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Right. And in case there was any doubt, we have the 2004 ALCS. When the knight slays the dragon, you don’t declare the dragon the team of the decade.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I also love Jeter’s “Mr. November” moniker. Despite the fact that the Dbacks still went on to win that series. Kim just sucked out loud.
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I WON'T FUCK US OVER I'M MR. NOVEMBER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I gotta say, Kim made me think or Donnie Moore as I watched those games.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
*of
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
IAWTC
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 16, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
same thing with my phone and facebook
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
quote from some idiot from Chicago texting me: “We owned you during the regular season. Lucky we didn’t score 3 shortys on you today”
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
FUCK ’EM.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 16, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Wilson available today?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
After 39 pitches yesterday, I should think not.
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He's still pitching yesterday's game.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
via @extrabaggs
“Store this one for later: Wilson’s available.And Matsui would likely be available to pinch-hit. Round 2?”
yeah that was amazing
my handwriting looks like chicken scratch compared to taht
Is Wilson available or is Romo going to close?
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Apparently, Wilson is available, according to Baggs.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 16, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
lol Bochy
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Baggs said that Wilson is available.
I’m sure this is stupid, but Romo in a 1 run game would make me nervous.
I would let Affeldt pitch the 9th. The 8th was not stressful, and I’d rather save Wilson on the off-chance we actually have a lead in the late innings against the Pads.
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idk if i can take another giants 9th inning
GIANTS BASEBALL: TORTURE
by DoubleDeuce22 on May 16, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
GJ Jeremey
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
SON! HELLUVA JOB!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 16, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
hey guys?
does anybody know if wilson is available to close?
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 16, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
Good inning Affeldt
No need to take him out, really
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 16, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
nice affeldt, see you next week.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nice job Jeremy
Let him pitch the ninth
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
I like that Affeldt
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
So, insurance runs please.
Myers is still out there?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL 89 pitches through 7 IP
oh, i see.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Your San Francisco Giants.
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My gf, who knows nothing about hockey, just walked in and saw an inside-the-goal angle replay of a Hawks goal. She said, “that guy should cover his crotch.”
I replied, “yeah, you’d think Nabokov would know to cover his crotch when some little thing comes near.”
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions
LOL
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 16, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Swinging for the fences
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 16, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Read this as “feces”.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 16, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Alcohol induced sounds.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
A curveball for drunk people?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Krukow?
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 16, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL WILSON WARMING UP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He should still be warm from yesterday.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Andres Torres: OBP Machine.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
1st pitch double play
upcoming
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 16, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions
Torres climbing that OBP ladder.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nice AB, Andres
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 16, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions
Andres, stop trying to win me over so hard, it’s embarrassing!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
/swoons
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This is truf
When I was down at ST, a bunch of players would run sprints along the left field line during the late innings of games (when the youngin’s were playing).
After they were done, all the other people went back into the dugout, but Torres stayed out and signed autographs for like 15 minutes and joked around with some people.
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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I think pablo has seen 3 pitches this game.
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I want one of those panda hats.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions
Canteloupe!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 16, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 16, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions
one more run, plz
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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OMG HE TOOK A PITCH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Alternate universe
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 16, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Torres VROOOM!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Torres with the speed
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
I hear he likes Cold Duck
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 16, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Bowker
Torres will be playing everyday from now on……….
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOMISTA!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions
It seems like Pablo and Bengie swapped approaches this season.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
UGLY GRAPHIC IS UGLY
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Flem
“Alternate Universe Week continues here. The Giants pitched around Eckstein to get to Adrian Gonzalez, now the Astros are pitching around Torres to get to Sandoval.”
And, I’d like to add, Giants pitchers have pitched Manzanita (or whatever) like he’s 2003 Barry.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions
Chamomile
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 16, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember when Pablo was a good hitter?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 16, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions
Man, Houston must think Myers is the greatest pitcher in the world. Letting him hit in the seventh, still in the game now. He’s getting ace treatment.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
He has not thrown any pressure amount of pitches.
and is still only down a run. Plus their bullpen is 31 flavors of terrible. Why not leave him in?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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LOL
Plus their bullpen is 31 flavors of terrible.
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 16, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions
wow that was not nearly as high as the Stros catcher wanted it.
And still it was only a line out.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Pablo :(
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 16, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions
We hardly complicatedly high - fived ye.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Has he arrived yet?
I’m editing that off the MLB DVR and sending it to his blog.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Wilson needs to know that I need an easy ninth inning
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Start circling the block
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 16, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Seatbelts, everyone.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 16, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions
I really like how though Slowlna has, in his life, pulled 7 million outside pitches on the ground to the left side, he continues to do it, thinking somehow he'll get a different result.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
Wilson in the 9th 1 run lead
akjgajwegjiadsgjaeg
01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey
Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.
Like the new version of the Mandocoaster.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
/nerves
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already bad thanks to the sharks
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
/hits first guy
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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time for
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG HERE GUYS
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Wilson: Hold Your Butts
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL STRIKE 2
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
preemptive LULZ
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 16, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions
FUCK YOU DISH
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 16, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions
oh my
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
thank you subject line
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 16, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
wait is this weeaboo?
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 16, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
And to think some other teams’ boards don’t even let you say fuck
by sarf_london_niner on May 16, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
BRIAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Anyone know who won the Tour de California today? Is marcello here? Vic?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 16, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions
Has the leg not ended yet?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 16, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I would think the leaders have finished… i dunno I don’t have flash10 installed so I can’t get any damn info off their site.
No no one has. There is a break less than 2 minutes up. No big names. They are about 23 miles out.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 16, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not UP TO SPEED on it.
I DO know the rescheduling pissed off the Giro organizers.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL UMP
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That is two strikes
the ump has missed
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Someone needs to tell Molina that that hasn’t been a strike all day. The ump’s been consistent, for once.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
How does that douche take that pitch?
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
POW
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 16, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 16, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
STFD PENCE!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
STFD Creepy Eyes
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
STFD
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
WOW HANGING BREAKING BALL
dammit too close
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wow Pence broke down on that swiing.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 16, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
k thnx bye!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Fuck you Feliz you overrated hack
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
NATE!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
Nate the great!
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
1 more Brian
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
There's the Feliz we all remember
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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I don’t remember Feiz hitting the ball to RF
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 16, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I meant the first pitch swing at a fastball not over the plate
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ah
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 16, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
But you were correct.
out Pete would not have made contact at all.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Whew
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 16, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
YAY!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 16, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions
WOW Nate, scared me with that one handed catch. I thought he was gonna drop it.
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A giants win would very much so help my feelings for the sharks game
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
LOL ump
that first pitch was a strike? but not the second?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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thehavenot is standing
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
BRIAN
FINISH HIM
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
BRIAN!
FINISH THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 16, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM!
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 16, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions
according to GameCast all three of those were in the same spot
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
Oh Pablo :(
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 16, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions
Ohshit
HE HAS ORANGE LACES!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
cannot catch with ballsack
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Noooo....
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
fuck you Blum
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Fasten your seatbelts
"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader."
did pablo try and catch that with his belly?
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 16, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
wait, a base hit?
That is an E my friends
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bad hop, probably.
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Looked pretty clean, to me
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 16, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Pablo :(
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions
San francisco giants save situations: Never a dull moment.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
no subject line?
plus faceplam picture before game is over?
you are SO banned
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 16, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice, Pablo
Making the Defense come into harmony with your plate approach
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
shit bourn is pinch running
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
thehavenot is standing
Again
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
BRIAN!
FINISH THIS MOTHERFUCKER!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
BRIAN
FINISH HIM
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 16, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions
FINISH HIM
IS STANDING!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FINNISHED HYMNS!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Finish him.
Do it. Do it now.
And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Eureka 49ers, my Niners blog.
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 16, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions
BRIAN
FINISH HIM
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
KAZ ON DECK? NOOOOO
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
EXCUSE ME, CAN I HAVE MY HEART ATTACK NOW OR LATER?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
MATSUI ON DECK?
NO NO NO ITS HAPPENING AGAIN!
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 16, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 16, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions
Oh geez
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
UGH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Oh Fuck Oh Fuck Oh Fuck
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Shit on me.
And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Eureka 49ers, my Niners blog.
FINNISH ME!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I hate Brian Wilson.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions
Pretty much the same here
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 16, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL, this had to happen
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 16, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions
LOL GIANTS
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 16, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
FUCKING SHIT
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 16, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions
only in baseball.
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
FUCK FUCK FUCK
Matsui, you owe us. Ground out on the first pitch.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WOOHOO HERE WE GO BABY
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 16, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions
It's okay, guys
This guy can’t hit a 78 MPH pitch.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
LOL
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 16, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
lulz
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
GIANTS BASEBALL
TORTURE!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 16, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions
what merope said, BAY AREA SPORTS:
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Put in Romo
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Giants Baseball: Torture
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Can we just agree to end this on two pitches this time?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Like I said yesterday, this is how we’re going to die.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions
mass cardiac arrest?
Though really this is on Pablo’s error.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
lol amped up for Matsui
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
anal fissures
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
oh come on
not again
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 16, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
BURY HIM!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 16, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions
BRIAN
FINISH HIM
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
BRIAN!
FINISH HIM!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
GIANTS BASEBALL: TORTURE
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
FINISH HIM
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 16, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions
LOL everyone in the dug out wearing the same sunglasses.
Looked funny to me.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
JAPANESE HYMNS!
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
thehavenot is STANDING
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Matsui isn’t left-handed, either.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions
Thow the fucking slider!!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 16, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions
Wow almost threw it to the backstop
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
/standing again. Knees are knocking though
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL Top Searches on MLB.com
Civil Rights
Lincecum
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
equal rights for freaks
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
freaqual rights
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
/heart attack
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
tHROW THE FFUCKING SLIDER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FINISH HIS BITCH ASS RIGHT NOW
And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Eureka 49ers, my Niners blog.
Sigh
never easy is it? We have to go through this hell?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
(deuces)
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 16, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions
He has to load the bases first.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 16, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions
WILSON
FINISH THIS SHIT
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 16, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions
plz, i have no more hair
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
Sigh
Here we go again.
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
DIDN’T WE WATCH THIS YESTERDAY?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
They might be again soon
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Japanese David Eckstein
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
THROW THE SLIDER!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 16, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions
+1 me!!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 16, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Why Brian?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
You all love this
Every last one of you
by sarf_london_niner on May 16, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions
OH COME ON
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
lol Mota
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
OH MY GOD
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
summer reruns suck
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
for fucks sake
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 16, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
GODDAMN BORK YOU START THE WARMUP NOW?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Boogie, chirruns!
http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo301/herrbrush/Decorated%20images/mccgifs/DanceMachine00-1.gif
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
STFD!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Woo Hoo!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 16, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
Gah!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
lol what the hell is this?
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
What is this I don’t even…
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 16, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
That;s the new Smart Mustang.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
i am 12 and what is this
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 16, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
flapjack
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 16, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
TORTURE
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 16, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
STFD
LMAO
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
thank you! GOD DAMMIT
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
k thnx bye
Sweep!
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
VICTORY!!!
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
Awkward Applause for Brian
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
WINNAR!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
So is it offical that Torres is spiderman?
by russian.tank on May 16, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
he's the canteloupe
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Have you seen him swing his arms when he runs? I think it’s only fair.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Can.
Ta.
Loupe.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
canteloupe
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 16, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
someone should do a shop of an antelope with a cantaloupe for a body
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
on it right now.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 16, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
It would look remarkably similar to the two-legged horse, methinks.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
BALLGAME
Slider
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 16, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
Thanks Willy
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 16, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
LOL JT recommending the third-to-first fake.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 16, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
LOL only two GDTs. We’re slippin’.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
that’s really funny
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on May 16, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Amazing.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
SWEEEEEEEEEEP
doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
I guess you get a save for that.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
hahaha i love this
Also known to haunt as theghostoftravisdenker and theaccidentalghostofsergioromo.
Adopted parent of good old Wendell, he tries so hard. You'll get a hit someday son!
by theghostofjasonellison on May 16, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Let me guess, MMA gesture again for allowing two baserunners and nearly running the count full to Matsui.
Fuck you, Wilson.
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 16, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions
TIME TO LIGHT ONE UP AND BREATHE
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Light up celebration fireworks?!
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 16, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
TORTURE!!!!!
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 16, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions
YEEEEEEEEEEES
S T F D! S T F D! S R T F D, Y F B, S M D!
And then God created Saturn.. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Eureka 49ers, my Niners blog.
throw the slider on 0-2next time dammit!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He barely is throwing it now. :(
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 16, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be less dramatic. I’m firmly convinced he is sponsored by Pfizer.
GITP:: Rowand The Renteria Game Logs!
by coolandtough on May 16, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I love how he immediately wasted 2 pitches on the 0-2 count both days. Not even close.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Otra velez
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions
I have no splaination for this.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU MATSUI!!!
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
DINNER TIME FOR ME,
LATER EVERYONE, talk to yall later in the evening
GO GIANTS/ GO SHARKS
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
...........
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
This is quickly becoming one of my favorites.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
let's rock
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
look at the ref lol
GIANTS BASEBALL: TORTURE
by DoubleDeuce22 on May 16, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Astros hate us like we hate the Padres
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
but these games r atleast enjoyable
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
by slackersphere17 on May 16, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay Sweeps!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
but this movie is hilarious.
:(
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I don’t know the context, so it just looked like a dude beating up a woman. Sorry :\
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Blazing Saddles, yo.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I embarrassingly haven’t seen it yet D:
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Oh, it’s a great movie. I saw it, High Anxiety, and Young Frankenstein all within a one-week period on HBO way, way back.
It can come off bad if you don’t know it but I guess that goes for a lot of things. Anyway, it doesn’t fit the victory dance theme.
by non sequitur on May 16, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
In the film, there’s decidedly cheesy Western sound effects, and she’s doing a really bad acting job of being beaten up. She also has a good line in there at the end, but it doesn’t really read in the gif.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
One of the best comedies out there.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 16, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
y do we have a pic of brett myers up hear
in soviet russia, run scores you!....and giants still have terrible offense
by slackersphere17 on May 16, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Not a high point for you.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 16, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Have these people not seen this movie? That’s a great cut, though something is lost without her line in there.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Uh, I’m not wild about this.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FINE I GET IT
YOU ALL HATE MEL BROOKS AND CLASSIC COMEDY
FINE THEN.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
i don't :(
i just didn’t know what it was or what it was from
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
NO I GET IT
IT’S FINE
In fairness as Solidarity put it, it does not have the same effect with out the old woman’s line. Or not knowing the context.
I do recommend you see this movie. It is one of the top 10 funniest movies of all time. At least.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lolstros
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
padres> giants>astros
science
McCovey Chronicles - The repetition is awesome. Proud Adoptive Parent of BRETT PILL.
READ MY BLOG!!!!
by sadison bummedgarner on May 16, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
assuming the Dodgers hold on, we go from 1/2 game out, to 3 1/2 games out, back to 1/2 game out within a week. Crazy.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
ahhh May
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 16, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
if the Giants don’t take at least one from the Padres I’ll kill them
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
THEY BEAT US WITHOUT FREDDDDY SANCHEZ!!!!
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
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by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions
some confusion. as expected.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 16, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
woops bip just called andres torres "jose"
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by sadison bummedgarner on May 16, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions
Wins
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I don’t like rooting for injuries, but I’m kinda happy about Ethier’s.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
Wheee
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Dodgers win
half game back!!!
These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx
was just about ot post this
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 16, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
You clowns are rooting for the wrong team.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
this
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yay for a Giants win, of course...
but everyone celebrating the Padres losing is being a bit dense. Dodgers are the superior team in talent, and Rockies likely even more so. Padres will regress, the pitching is good, but not ‘that’ good, even taking the park into account.
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