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Post-game thread: Giants win again, torture us again

That was Tim Lincecum's worst start of the year. Eight innings, four hits, five walks, one run. He struggled with his command, and he had to deal with a ridiculously inconsistent strike zone. Yet he still made it through eight innings.

As frustrating as it is to watch Cain get cained with regularity, as frustrating as it is to watch Jonathan Sanchez lose one-hit games against the Padres, and as frustrating as it is to watch this offensive merry-go-round of outs, we get to watch Tim Lincecum. In a couple of decades, there's a chance we'll still be bitter that Lincecum didn't have a better supporting cast. That's not the first thing we'll remember, though. We'll remember that we got to watch Tim Lincecum, one of the best to ever pitch.

Also of note, the Brian Wilson/Kaz Matsui match-up was one of the most epic at-bats of all time. Of all time! That doesn't mean that it was enjoyable, though. Cripes.

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Bengie's defense ...

wow.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 15, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Defense ...

I do not think that means what he thinks it does.

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by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really was piss-poor. Are we going to keep hearing about what a good defensive catcher he is from the beat writers, the announcers, etc.?

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by can of corn on May 15, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 15, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn.

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by can of corn on May 15, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE HAS TWO GOLD GLOVES!!!

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 15, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

And apparently uses one of them during games! /clank

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by can of corn on May 15, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey now!

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by Johnny Disaster on May 15, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELL MAYBE SOMEONE SHOULD TELL HIM NOT TO USE THEM DURING A GAME! LEATHER, MEAT!

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by Merope on May 15, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Bengie . . .

Oh wait, I’m not allowed to write responses to him here. Never mind.

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on May 15, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie’s anxiously refreshing the browser on his blog, waiting to hear from you.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, feel free!

I’ll forward them right along for you!

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by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has two Gold Gloves...

the Media just wrote down the wrong Molina brother when filling out their ballot. Yadi’s defense is otherworldly.

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

They probably didn’t want to upset Bengie.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 15, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably

just remember this display when he makes his 115th start and his salary goes up to $6M. Then the circle of fail will be complete.

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by natteringnabob on May 15, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That WP in the first

Bengie looked like he wasn’t even trying to block that.

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by imovermyhead on May 15, 2010 4:08 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Bengie? Trying on defense?

LOL.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie? Trying on defense?

by sfoakbay on May 15, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way better than that Posey guy

01.19.2010
r.i.p. buster posey

Wave them home Tim Flannery, wave them home.

by sanfrankid on May 15, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

My thoughts exactly.

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by The Enchanter on May 15, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 15, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turn this green

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 15, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

truth

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy christ

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by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

looking at that

Wilson could have walked him about three or four times

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by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Given that ump, he could have walked him about 10 times.

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by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was Timmy’s blood pressure during that at bat?

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by capn on May 15, 2010 4:13 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

yeah fuck yeah/fuck yeah

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by DrStankus on May 15, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 15, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

AAAAUUUUUUGH

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

/has another heart attack

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by rhys on May 15, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Credit to Wilson for throwing 12 pitches either in the zone or close enough that Matsui had to swing

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by norcalnick on May 15, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were a

few Ball 4’s in there it seems

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how, finally, with the 15th pitch, Wilson said, "Fine. Fuck it. Hit it where you want."

And chucked it right down the middle.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my Chuck.

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by shanghaijim on May 15, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just ridiculous. I’m sad I missed this.

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by cornball on May 16, 2010 6:58 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Fuck Kaz Matsui. Everyone knew he was going to suck, why did he have to put us through that?

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on May 15, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

family circus

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 15, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t totally understand this, but I approve.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie Molina: Not a robot, not trying to be a hero.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 15, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I like robots.

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by The Enchanter on May 15, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the sound they make

clank clank clank

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by natteringnabob on May 15, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently “just not trying.”

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by can of corn on May 15, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate hitters like Kaz Matsui

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 15, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

RACIST

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by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

And jeez, what an AB

I cant believe Wilson stuck in there – I was sure he was going to blow it up.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 15, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

i was waiting for the walk that never came, and LOL that guy who thought it would be a 1-2-3 inning

by sfoakbay on May 15, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got home. That AB had me rocking back and forth, not in a good way. At times I didn’t want to look, but since those foul balls kept coming my way I had no choice.

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by timmeh on May 15, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

2-time gold glovers don't drop 3rd strikes

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by Aadik on May 15, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD just stop it.

Those ricochets are all luck

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by Thoroughbred on May 15, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh hi Bengie

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was in his glove, sir

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you can touch it you can catch it.
And the pass ball wild pitch in the first was embarassing. It is one thin if it is August i can understand a bit but the beggining of May?

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by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The pass ball was bad but there is no reason to be bashing him for a tipped third strike. I did not see it so I can’t comment on it fully, however, it is literally impossible to react in the amount of time between the tip and when it hits the glove. And in this instance, with the stiffness of a catchers mitt, just because it hits the give does not by any means make it catchable.

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by PAWarrior on May 15, 2010 4:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hey screw ups happen. I agree with that. But for his money, he guaranteed play time he needs to convert those “questionable” opportunities else the team is better off using scrubbeanies and hoping for lightning in a bottle.

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by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ball was ALL THE WAY IN HIS GLOVE before he dropped it. ALL THE WAY IN. It was an inexcusable fuck up, plain and simple. Could have cost the team the game.

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by can of corn on May 15, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

He had to try to not catch it (secretly hates Timmy and does not want him to start ASG again)…

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by capn on May 15, 2010 4:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I mean I realize that it was possible that he could have caught it but what more could he have done. He couldn’t have used two hands. That play is all luck whether it looks like it or not

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by PAWarrior on May 15, 2010 4:16 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I dunno – maybe he could have closed his glove while the ball was in it? Just spitballin’ here.

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by can of corn on May 15, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

MIND = BLOWN

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by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can tell your really pissed so I’ll try not to fight you but Its one of those things easier said than done. I have no idea as to what your baseball background is but that is a play where even if the ball is barely touched it changes the play completely for te catcher.

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by PAWarrior on May 15, 2010 4:26 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Nah, I don’t wanna fight about it either. I’m just not willing to make excuses for him (especially in light of his lackadaisical play behind the plate today). It’s the 9th inning, the bases are loaded, and you get a foul tip gift into your glove. All the way into your glove. You close the damned glove. It’s your job as the catcher to keep hold of the ball in a high-stakes situation. If it hit off the tip, then that’s one thing. But it was all the way inside.

Again, he’s lucky it didn’t lose the game for the team (or the elusive 5th win for Timmy).

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by can of corn on May 15, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Foul tips

I don’t think it matters much what the catcher does. The ball either sticks or it doesn’t. I was pissed as was everyone else. I couldn’t stand to even think about the 4th straight blown Tim start. But you can’t blame Molina for that.

Having said that, he is not a good defensive catcher anymore. Period. He was a terrific catcher when he was young. But those days are long gone.

by lexluth7 on May 15, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

so, put superglue on the ball or something. it’s not like it has a mind of its own or anything

by sfoakbay on May 15, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

I agree with PAWarrior as a former catcher (TWSS) that you have about a split second to make a choice on a tip but once the ball is already in your glove you’ve gotta hang with it. Its one thing if it’s coming off your fingers (i can’t even begin to describe how much that hurts) but its entirely another when it’s in your glove. I’m not saying it’s the easiest thing, I’m just saying it’s not the hardest. And frankly, I expect a major league catcher to be able to catch that ball.

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by Prussian Creole on May 15, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by can of corn on May 15, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It happens. It’s hard for me to get mad at him for dropping it. The “WP” though, that’s a different story.

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excuse me, I need to go change my underwear.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 15, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I gotta find a KNBR stream to listen to the post-game

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Just another ha ha ha ha ha… Laugher

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by Useful_Idiot on May 15, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torture

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by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

The most epic at bat I have ever seen

If Matsui was any good, this would have happened.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzZMotE-0i4

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

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by jctGamer on May 15, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s 8 minutes long. Care to give a quick rundown of this non-english link?

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by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ichiro fouls a bunch of balls off, hits a 2 run single up the middle

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by norcalnick on May 15, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah…then that is not the most epic at bat. Some twerp on the dodgers had a crazy long at bat and hit a homer a few years back.

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by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You have to consider the situation.

Winning the WBC was more important to him than winning a world series. He won the WBC for Japan in extra innings with that base hit. His countrymen was calling for his head because of his performance in the prelim rounds.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

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by jctGamer on May 15, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see that.

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by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but it was also Ichiro getting the game winning hit in the final game of the World Baseball Classic.

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by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ichiro

I love watching him play. He’s own SF if he played here. I have never understood why the Giants don’t have more of a Pacific Rim presence. Given the Asian population here, it just seems a natural.

by lexluth7 on May 15, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember thinking this when he was coming over here from Japan. Thanks, Brian Failbean!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man....Ichiro and Bonds

in the same lineup? That’d have been pretty scary.

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone on base in front of bonds?

heresy!

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by jasomack on May 15, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

and...

he gets walked anyways.

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

inconcieveable!

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by LargeFarva on May 15, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That word...

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it means what you think it means.

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by Solidarity on May 16, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT IF WE'D PAID FOR HIM WE COULDN'T HAVE HAD MICHEAL TUCKER!

WE WOULDN’T HAVE BEEN COMPETITIVE!!!!!

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We have Geno Espineli!

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shinjo!

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by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

word

“rim” has wrong connotation for SF

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by zenbitz on May 16, 2010 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Christ.

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Golly. My picture got linked in a Grant post.

/faints

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I’ll sign your ass, too. Just ask nicely.

by Grant Brisbee on May 15, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shoots heroin to calm nerves

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There is no pain, you are receding

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by Useful_Idiot on May 15, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

a distant ship, smoke on the horizon…

by nofreetime on May 15, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU ARE ONLY COMING THROUGH IN WAVES

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by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

your lips move but I can’t tell what you’re saying.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 15, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the forests will echo with laughter.

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by jasomack on May 15, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was a child, I had a fever

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by groug on May 15, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

My hands felt just like two balloons

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by jponry on May 15, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I’ve got that feeling once again

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by groug on May 15, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't explain, you would not understand

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by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS IS NOT HOW IIIII AAAAAM

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by jponry on May 15, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Lincecum

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by Useful_Idiot on May 16, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Oswalt demands trade today.

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by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

gets traded to the Giants

HAHAH

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by Aadik on May 15, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

/becomes second best hitter

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by goGSW24 on May 15, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

behind big time timmy jim

by sfoakbay on May 15, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alex Cora once fouled off 14 straight pitches before hitting a homer off Greg Maddux

by mlb22 on May 15, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder what would have happened to MCC if Matsui had hit a grand slam there

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by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIOTING!

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cardiac arrest

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torches, pitchforks, mayhem

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

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the ’Pen is still up i see.

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Not much

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too late

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damn you :(

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I would have set my computer on fire.

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The four letter words would be 63% more capitalized

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The Humanity

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by Johnny Disaster on May 15, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

We would've remained calm.

We know that this team can score runs in bunches, and are a threat to put up crooked numbers in any given inning.

Right?

Right?

Hello?

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LOL @ your signature

Hadn’t seen it yet.

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I think I would have jumped from the View Level

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by j14 on May 15, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was Matt Clement, I think.

by non sequitur on May 15, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re right…

by mlb22 on May 15, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

victory facepalm

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 15, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoever did that box score needs to change that first inning pass ball… to a passball that wasn’t a wild pitch and doesn’t belong on timmys ERA.

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I agree. But that’s the ruling

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scorer

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by natteringnabob on May 15, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, even though I think Bengie should have blocked the pitch, that’s not how WP/PB rules work.

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by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Couldn't it be a PB under the rules?

No scorer ever calls a ball in the dirt a PB, but ultimately, isn’t it at his/her discretion?

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 15, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess, I don’t know what the actual rulebook says, but they never call PB on balls in the dirt

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by jponry on May 15, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

A wild pitch is one that cannot be handled with ‘ordinary effort’… if it’s in the dirt it’s not ordinary apparently.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 15, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

and we all know that lazy Bengie’s ordinary effort is to not move his fat ass but rather just stick out his glove hand to try to block balls.

Look, mistakes happen, what pisses me off is lazy plays like this. For all the talk of Bochy being a catcher, you would think this sort of play would piss him off.

by nofreetime on May 15, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel you, but a pitch in the dirt is pretty much going to be ruled a WP by rule.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 15, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not concerned about the WP/PB debate, in the dirt is a WP, the thing I am saying is that the whole point would be mute if Bengie practiced good mechanics and wasn’t lazy. On that play, his glove was up and he didn’t move his body.

What gets me is all the BS I hear from Bochy about Posey needing more time to learn how to catch and how great of a catcher Bengie is, when in reality the last catcher I’d want Posey watching is Molina.

by nofreetime on May 15, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the debate is kinda moot if Bengie gets down and blocks that ball with his chest.

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by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was a poor play, I was just commenting on the WP/PB.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 15, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moot.

The point would be moot.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking it would get very quiet.

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I thought it was moo

like a cow’s argument

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by DrStankus on May 15, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the sound your mother makes, Trebek

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by natteringnabob on May 15, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol Joey, I can’t believe I remember this ref

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by Prussian Creole on May 15, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1000000000

Ole’!

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by natteringnabob on May 15, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

but the scorer prefers to save vets like Bengie

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Yo dawg

I respect you and I’m gonna let you finish but Wilson vs. Matsui was one of the best at-bats of all time. Of All Time!

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For my money, Gagne vs. Bonds may never be topped

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Chasm'd

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I was successfully able to complete the maze on his head. It took as long as the Matsui/Wilson AB

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jesss

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U.S. Marshals is on TNT

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Synopsis of The Fugitive:

Tommy Lee Jones: Harrison Ford is on the run. Check every type of house.

THE END

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by RDreamer on May 15, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DON'T CARE!

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I didn't Kill My Wife!

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I’ll alert the press -
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one arm

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Bold stand.

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I know

I’m courageous

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by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved how the announcers rode Matsui all day long (with good reason) and he gives us that epic at bat. I think it was Karros who really had it in for
kaz, i got several laughs out of that

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by TexasRanger on May 15, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Karros really sounded like he hated Matsui

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by jponry on May 15, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was he saying?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure at one point he said, and I quote: “Matsui is the shittiest fucking hitter in the history of baseball.”

I thought it was a little harsh.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 15, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh.

I didn’t know he was a Met fan.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Matsui didn’t want to be any good

At one point he ripped that ball down the LF line and Rohlinger made a great play to stop it and he started ripping Matsui for not pulling the ball

He could have easily have had a game tying hit right there if not for a great defensive play good lord

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by jponry on May 15, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

That and he said at first that Matsui should’ve bunted because Huff was playing back and then commended Torres for trying to bunt when Berkman was playing back.

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by sanfrankid on May 15, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I especially liked Bourn's AB in the 9th

when Karros said

Bourn’s gonna be looking for 1 location, but he has to be the man to get Feliz home because Matsui is on deck

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by Gobroks on May 15, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could feel Karros rooting as hard as he could against the Giants the whole game.

by nofreetime on May 15, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, good for him. He should. The Dodgers need to take this rivalry more seriously. My favorite Jackie Robinson story is that he retired rather than accept a trade to the Giants.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that story too

and of course the Roseboro/Marichal incident is a cool story as well.

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by Gobroks on May 15, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that story, even if it’s probably not true.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 15, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh.

I’d never heard the story doubted, but your comment made me do some research.

I found this.

And, on his Wiki page:

In 1956, Robinson had 61 runs, a .275 batting average, and 12 steals. By then, he had begun to exhibit the effects of diabetes, and to lose interest in the prospect of playing or managing professional baseball. After the season, Robinson was traded by the Dodgers to the arch-rival New York Giants for Dick Littlefield and $35,000 cash. The trade, however, was never completed; unbeknownst to the Dodgers, Robinson had already agreed with the president of Chock full o’Nuts to quit baseball and become an executive with the company. Since Robinson had sold exclusive rights to any retirement story to Look magazine two years previously, his retirement decision was revealed through the magazine, instead of through the Dodgers organization.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The fiction is so much more romantic.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 15, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although he said "he liked the Giants"

maybe he was saying he liked their collection of players or something.

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by Gobroks on May 15, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like, not just talking about how he was struggling but acting like it was a personal failing for Matsui to be doing so.

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by jponry on May 15, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

it got pretty ridiculous – something about him not being able to hit a 78 mph pitch.

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by Aadik on May 15, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean, saying he’s having a bad year is one thing. He is – he’s having a really bad year – but Karros was just ripping on him endlessly.

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by jponry on May 15, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Karros is so terrible at announcing that it's amazing.

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by goGSW24 on May 15, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

he manages to be worse than chris rose- enough said

by sfoakbay on May 15, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it’s not like there aren’t plenty of other targets throughout the Astro lineup

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by norcalnick on May 15, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Karros himself said he had been ripping Matsui.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 15, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if he would have ripped Matsui like that if he were a gamer-type (read: white) player.

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 15, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I hate Matsui."

But seriously, at the beginning of the Wilson AB, Karros said that Matsui couldn’t even hit a 78 MPH fastball, so you might as well throw it down the middle.

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by Alex_Lewis on May 15, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was the point where I was like, “WTF did Kaz ever do to him?”

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by cheno on May 15, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It sounded to me like he was trying to will him into a heroic hit through the power of jinx

by Artimus Clyde on May 15, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also racist.

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“I guess you get a save for that.”

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

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Saves were created way after he was around.

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

a Jesus Save

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 15, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL NABOKOV

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So, is Zito safe from the unicorns?

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WOW

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I’m uncomfortable looking at that unicorn’s horn for some reason.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 15, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cheesus. That was excruciating even on Gamecast. 500 freaking gray dots representing Matsui foul-offs in a row.

by non sequitur on May 15, 2010 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 15, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um. NEEDS A SUBJECT LINE.

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subject line fail

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 15, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is she holding?

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by jponry on May 15, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be a dildo.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's what it looked like lol

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by jponry on May 15, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

shampoo bottle

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 15, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So that's what you kids are calling it nowadays

man, I need to socialize with my peers more

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It seems unnecessary to make this into an animated .gif.

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can the Giants avoid the sweep tomorrow?

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by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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by hokysmksbw on May 15, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Kruk is defending Wilson

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by Aadik on May 15, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

to be fair

if Rohlinger gets a better grip on the ball, the game could have been over 15 pitches earlier

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by jponry on May 15, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it is really difficult to throw that many pitches with three balls and not give in.

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by cheno on May 15, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can’t imagine pitching with three balls, let alone just trying to stand there in discomfort.

by sayheybk on May 15, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’d think this wouldnt easily be forgotten

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by KINGofCRA5H on May 15, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twenty pitches, even! Since the Bourn walk wouldn’t have happened.

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by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s already been told to go into the Ha-Ha room at our house and put It on. He knows what It is.

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by shanghaijim on May 15, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh.

While Wilson has certainly had some…exciting? Outings this year, he’s still among the better relief pitchers in baseball. He hasn’t been Broxton this year, but…a FIP in the 1.5 range, a respectable K/BB rate, and a BABIP of .360 means he’s honestly been quite good.

Just…. tends to have these ‘gets self into jam, gets self out of jam’ situations more than our hearts would like. Much like Ryan Franklin.

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

We know he’s good. We also know he’s impossible to watch sometimes.

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by jponry on May 15, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, certainly.

But it’d be much harder to watch if he actually gave up runs, instead of just scaring us shitless.

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sounds remarkably like the arguments we used to have about him two years ago

Back then it was “it’d be much harder to watch if he actually blew the lead (because he did give up plenty of runs back then!), instead of just scaring us shitless”.

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by jponry on May 15, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha.

I guess, at heart, people on the internet just like to complain. It gives us a reason to voice our opinions, and relieve the stress we generate through following our teams.

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he really is frustrating to watch at times (esp since his stuff is so good – it gets frustrating when he has an AB like that one he had vs Feliz today)

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by jponry on May 15, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

For sure.

But then he does things like he did in Florida, and K’s what, 5 or 6 in a row? Dude is electric, if terrifying.

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was in NY

but yeah

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by jponry on May 15, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thank God that Chad Qualls isn’t our closer.

But yes, I would prefer it if Wilson didn’t make things so damn interesting all the time. It bites us in the ass way less than it really should.

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by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um . . .

. . . a total of 13 blown saves over 2008-2009? He was giving up something.

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by owlcroft on May 15, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

13 blown saves in two years isn’t bad, especially when you have as many opportunities as Wilson has because your team has a lot of close games. He’s also racked up the most saves of any NL closer over the last two years. Wilson’s a pretty solid closer.

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by quincy0191 on May 15, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

DEFENDING WILSON

 He doesn’t NEED defending. The guy just pitched his flipping guts out. Look, I know he isn’t Eckersley like – mow em down on 8 pitches every time out. But he’s pretty damn good.

Christ how quickly we forget – Benetiz, Herges and a host of bums. Wilson can be my closer any damn time. The guy has great stuff. More importantly he has balls the size of grapefruit. And that is crucial for a closer.

by lexluth7 on May 15, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wilson’s a cardiac closer, but he’s pretty flipping fantastic.

by Grant Brisbee on May 15, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, this

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by Gobroks on May 15, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

have to agree

but in the heat of the game, its hard to be positive

by sfoakbay on May 15, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't forget Tyler Walker

man I hated him

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by Gobroks on May 15, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Wilson

I just hate him when he’s pitching.

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by jponry on May 15, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny, I don’t mind him when he’s pitching (although sometimes I need a drink afterward) but I can only take about 2 minutes of him (if that) when he’s talking. It’s cool that he supports good causes and supports his teammates and loves his mom but I have a very low tolerance for guys like that

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by Prussian Creole on May 15, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay reds cardinals are on mlbnetwork :D

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by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

How can you tell them apart?

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by hokysmksbw on May 15, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

idk but it will be nice to watch a baseball game where I’m not 1 bad pitch away from a cardiac arrest.

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by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately

that won’t be the case for me.

Go Cards!

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by Voxx on May 15, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZING!

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by hokysmksbw on May 15, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cardinals

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by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 15, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big hat. It's funny.

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by RDreamer on May 15, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon takes Tim because “he’s ours”

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by jponry on May 15, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

+109

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by KINGofCRA5H on May 15, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

x109

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by imovermyhead on May 15, 2010 4:24 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yes

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

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by djp4cal on May 15, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

One more reason to love the man.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 15, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was watching a rebroadcast of Best Damn’s top 50 baseball plays on CSN last night, and they had Jon Miller calling Ripken’s 2,131st consecutive game. It just made me value the fact that we have Jon even more.

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by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do you run that guy out of town? ORILOLS

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by Johnny Disaster on May 15, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were good back then! I don’t know why he made the move, to be honest with you.

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by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peter Angelos fired him. For being too honest. What a tool. But thank god he did.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 15, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is a fucking megalomaniac and basically flushed the franchise with that move and then letting Mussina go. They have had losing seasons ever since

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by capn on May 15, 2010 4:23 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I did like the McPhail hiring, though.

Orioles have a good young core, they just need to actually develop/produce.

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is not the sentiment back there now. They actually have pretty much nothing in the way of position player prospects in the high minors. I think their system is overrated

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by capn on May 15, 2010 4:31 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Well.

Most of the young guys are actually on the team, not necessarily in the farm system. Still have a few arms in the system that should be up soon, but, yeah.

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah they just need some Middle infield prospects

and they’ll be really good. Although apparently Adam Jones is having a terrible year so far. I still think Jones will end up being really good.

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by Gobroks on May 15, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could be worse things

than having Brian Roberts (when healthy) and some random good glove-iffy-bat SS up the middle. The real need is some power from Corner Infielders, which could be addressed through the system, though FA is a better possibility.

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Josh Bell and Brandon Snyder could help out their problems at the corners

Or they should’ve never traded Huff!

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by Gobroks on May 15, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff was pretty horrible for them last year, and there were some reports

of him not….trying especially hard. He’s certainly been solid for the Giants this year, though.

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I was joking about Huff

although Brett Jacobson is a pretty decent prospect. But Huff has really surprised me this year…I thought he’d be DFA worthy by July

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by Gobroks on May 15, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Makes me wonder if there was something to the

‘lack of effort’ reports. Giants are contending, he’s in (better) shape, and focused. O’s…weren’t, and he…wasn’t.

Dunno, but Huff’s been outstanding. Or at least better than could have been expected.

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think there is

I mean, Huff has been on losing teams his whole career and when he moves to a contender it’s been in the middle of the year, where he is likely pressing. Now he’s on a team that is in contention from day 1- I can see why he’d give more effort.

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by Gobroks on May 15, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mychael (sp?) Givens?

Don’t know if he’s with the O’s, and he’s far away from the majors, but dude’s got some UPPPSIDDDDEEEE

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by baetown415 on May 15, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Y’know, it happens. Look at when the Tigers fired Harwell for a year. Or Harry Caray getting fired by the Cardinals, A’s, AND White Sox (technically, he wasn’t fired by the Sox, he was just forced out, but still).

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

So true. I was at that game so did not hear the call, but I have been listening to Jon for pretty much the past 27 years in Charm City and for the past 13 yrs here in SF. He is quite simply a treasure

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by capn on May 15, 2010 4:22 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

This

I also like that he’s really freaking awesome and good at it despite the fact that basically every other national announcer sucks.

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by goGSW24 on May 15, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

His local work is what got him in the Hall of Fame, not his national gig. Where he is saddled with idiots leading idiots.

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by shanghaijim on May 15, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jon is the best

I spent most of high listening to him calling games on the radio. The man is awesome. His obvious love of the game helped me to fall in love with the game and his Vin Scully impersonations are the best.

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“High listening”? Dude, come down every once and a while.

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by can of corn on May 16, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed!

Plus he did grow up in the Bay Area, San Francisco i believe, but he really does call the game as it is. He’s calling the game as if he is a fan of the giants himself, and he really is, plus, it could be a 10-0 game with the giants losing and i’d still listen to the radio just because it’s so much fun to listen to his stories and some baseball trivia and facts i wouldn’t have learned anywhere else. It’s even better that i can truly just jump in the car during a game and drive somewhere and not be pissed that i’m not actually “watching” the game because Jon is that great, especially with Flem, what a great duo. Truly think the giants broadcasting staff is one of the best in the game at not only the entertainment value, but at what they’re doing in analyzing the game and trying to be unbiased, because i really don’t think they’re that biased at all

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by PiKAgiant on May 16, 2010 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, jerkfaces, you all suck

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by Grant Brisbee on May 15, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s harder when we’re already reading your blog, isn’t it?

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by groug on May 15, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fully expected a BB to Kaz that’ll tied the game, and then a facepalm followed by Lincecum coming out of the dugout to go over to the Astros’ dugout to talk Oswalt into joining the New York Yankees with him.

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by Scooter Ellis on May 15, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL FLAGGED

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by KINGofCRA5H on May 15, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG!

The Astros were 0-11 with RISP today.

The Giants were 0-0 with RISP today.

We never got a runner past first base, and won. Hilarious.

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by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Like I said, this was the Latos game without the Jazzy HR.

by nofreetime on May 15, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Incorrect: we got two runners past first base! :-p

by speckops on May 15, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually

even more than that, Rowand was thrown out at home.

by nofreetime on May 15, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bullpen has not been money, kruk.

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by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

40000 Wilson-induced anxiety attacks at the yard. Sweet Jesus.

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by imovermyhead on May 15, 2010 4:14 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Oswalt in 2 starts against tim lincecum and the giants this year: 13 innings, 14 hits, 5 earned runs, 2 walks, 10 k’s, 2 L’s. I bet he loves life, expect him to pull a manny ramirez in a few weeks.

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by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

What...

take female fertility meds?

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take “rest” days when Lincecum is on the mound.

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by can of corn on May 15, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn’t tomorrow the last game the Giants have against the Astros?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope June 22, 23, 24 in Houston.

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by Merope on May 15, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

They seem to have those twice-a-year series against a Central team. It was the Brewers for a while, which made me happy.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did it? What about the conflicting interests?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get to see the Brewers play that much. They’re my second team so it’s nice to see them play when I can.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I recall a few terrifying 9th inning walk offs that wilson gave to the brewers in that stadium, the nightmares :(.

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by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s because the Giants have one less interleague series this season. I think Arizona also has an extra NL Central matchup.

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by SFGuy on May 15, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jonathan Sanchez says, "Whatever."

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is like a mathematical illustration of ’doesn’t know how to win’.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 15, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Sabean prints stat up on large billboard to bring into arbitration

by sayheybk on May 15, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

K-Fred hit another double?

stupid AL softball parks

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by hokysmksbw on May 15, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Sabean says AL baseball “is just not good.”

"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader."

by cybermaldonado on May 15, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Junior Circuit!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they had good pitching, they’d be in the NL.

by speckops on May 15, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or AA.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alcoholics Anonymous?

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by PiKAgiant on May 15, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Recognizing that you have a problem is the first step, PiKA. ;-)

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants : Astros
::
Padres : Giants

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Me

Was following on gameday and got to the train station just as Matsui got to bat. Walked around the freaking block four times, all the while my son is asking me why are we walking around in circles? I was too wound up to tell him, as I expected disaster with each pitch.

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by rxmeister on May 15, 2010 4:19 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

That’s hilarious, your son probably thinks you’ve lost it but he’ll completely understand this way of thinking some day

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by Prussian Creole on May 15, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wacky parsed “thinking” as “drinking” oopsy.

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by Merope on May 15, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow…we’re still 2 games back.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Padres haven’t played yet. That could change.

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose it will change.

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

True. We were 3.5 our before yesterday. That’s amazing.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHAME ON YOU!!!!

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by Merope on May 15, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

Dodgers are the bigger threat.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 15, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This!

Never root for the Dodgers. NEVER…NEVER…NEVER

by nofreetime on May 15, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

wrong. I can think of tons of scenarios in which I’d root for the Dodgers

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by Useful_Idiot on May 15, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

In those horrid examples you are thinking of

I still wouldn’t root for the Dodgers, I just wouldn’t watch the game.

by nofreetime on May 15, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, watching or not, you’d want them to win.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

If a Giants playoff spot were riding on the game, I’d most definitely watch

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by Useful_Idiot on May 15, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only time you root for LA is a late September/early October series

If it helps the Giants make the playoffs.

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by SFGuy on May 15, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You still don’t root for the dodgers, you just root for whoever they are playing to lose.

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by SF Pete on May 16, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Semantics.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you know the Padres have the best record in the National League since last July?

Just sayin’

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correct

Let the pads have their moment. No way they are in this in August.

by lexluth7 on May 15, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because they’re baby rapers.

by speckops on May 15, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

like these guys

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by RDreamer on May 15, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

gwar!

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by zenbitz on May 16, 2010 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

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by Gobroks on May 15, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

lots of flaggin

goin on tonight.

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by LargeFarva on May 15, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Banned banned banned

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by SFGuy on May 15, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

Moment of silence for Lena Horne and Donald Spencer.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

 

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

.

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by PiKAgiant on May 15, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good win for the giants today, but wow, i just did a search for my name on the search bar thing, and WOW, didn’t know what was being said about me, the best was when i saw that you guys pulled up the thread when i just started posting here.

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by PiKAgiant on May 15, 2010 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you enjoy that 9th?

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by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think so

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by PiKAgiant on May 15, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is Wilson's WHIP anyway?

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 15, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

i need him on my POKEMONZ

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by PiKAgiant on May 15, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is blowing up my WHIP for my Pokemonz.

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by Yoyo on May 15, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hardly think a 1.26 in all of 14.1 innings is having anything but a mildly positive (but actually insignificant) effect on your WHIP.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

it could on a week by week basis

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by jponry on May 15, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Theoretically, yeah.

We all have stories about that one measly bloop single that lost us a head-to-head matchup or whatever, but the dude pitches maybe 4 innings a week.

This past week, he threw 3.2 innings and allowed four hits and two walks. So he’s got an abysmal 1.63 WHIP. Now let’s say you get seven starts at an average of six innings, plus three other closers throwing about four inning themselves. That’s 64 innings to absorb his extra baserunner or two. He’d have to be blown out of the water on the regular to really affect a fantasy team’s ratio numbers. When it comes to fantasy, saves ain’t got no face. The peripherals just don’t matter unless you manage to have the four worst closers in the game or something.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

2.7

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

chasm? or really?

I can’t tell…..torture

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 15, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made that up but I am confident its near that.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like 1.16.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

THIS

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by hokysmksbw on May 15, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that your second choice for the flail image in the GDT?

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

more like 4th

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by hokysmksbw on May 15, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could you at least post smaller images?

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

yeah, next time

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by hokysmksbw on May 15, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

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by natteringnabob on May 15, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh, cool?

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

18 br in 14.1

1.27

Not really that bad. Just a couple icky outings.

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by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who cares waht his whip is

There is only 1 stat that matters for a closer – saves pct. The rest is meaningless.

by lexluth7 on May 15, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s only one stat that matters for a starter. Wins

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by DrStankus on May 15, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is only one stat that matters for a GM: how many sleeping pills can they ingest.

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by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strangely enough, saves pct actually does not correlate to win percentage when it comes to closers vs starters. Number of saves is much more indicative of a closer’s skill than wins are to a starter. I think it has something to do with the starter having far less control, due to duration and all the other factors having more time to affect the game, than the closer over his inning.

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by shanghaijim on May 15, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's still a crappy stat

when others are available.

all saves are not created equal

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by DrStankus on May 15, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Save % is pretty shit. If he came into the game with a 3 run lead 90% of the time, and always finished it out, despite allowing a run or two, but 10% of the time he had a 1 run lead, and blew it…. the overall percentage would look good, but it’d still be a terrible indicator of performance, especially going forwards.

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm trying to decide if you're serious.

Either way, arguing the point is likely to be futile.

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

88% is not bad at all.

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by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only thing that matters for a closer

is if they successfully close. The rest is meaningless. Starters and wins is a different animal. Tim is a great this year, of course. But a closer in a save opportunity has one job to do. And it doesn’t matter how he does it. Get out 27 with the team ahead.

by lexluth7 on May 15, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda agree. I mean, Voxx up there is right about future predictability, no doubt. And the concept of the closer being the ninth-inning guy rather than the crux-of-the-game-whenever-it-might-occur guy is stupid. But while we have a guy whose job it is to pitch the ninth, I really only care that he does so.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

An excess of walks is a pretty good indication that the save percentage stat, at the end of the year, will not be as high as it should be.

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by groug on May 15, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

As it happens . . .

. . . I just ran across this stat minutes ago:

Teams score fewer than three runs in an inning 93.6 percent of the time, and shutout innings are thrown 70 percent of the time. That’s the average result with a league-average pitcher on the mound.

Make of that what you will regarding saves and save percentage . . . .

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by owlcroft on May 15, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This is exactly why a team’s best reliever should be used whenever the game hangs in the balance rather than exclusively in the ninth.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crack that whip

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by SFGuy on May 15, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give the past the slip

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

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by S.F. Giangst on May 16, 2010 6:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is urban high? why would giants fans want lincecum to come back out? It’s not like he’s supposed to throw 140 pitches everytime he comes out.

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by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Old School Baseball.

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by Swager on May 15, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am entertained by the fact that “sfgiants420” asked if Urban was high.

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by goGSW24 on May 15, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

12 minutes after too.

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by Swager on May 15, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t see him out on the pier before the game, so he couldn’t be sure.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 15, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

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by Prussian Creole on May 15, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

SAY HEY!

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2010 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

GO WILLIE!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 4:33 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

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Sure

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec'd

and everyone should know why.

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by natteringnabob on May 15, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

and that philly game, though it sucked, wasn’t some epic collapse.
i think he pitched Howard (relatively) well, and Werth lucked the f out with a dying quail that hit the chalk.

by sayheybk on May 15, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. It was a lot of bad luck and a bad call by the ump that should have ended it.

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by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another thing…

We have 20 wins. he was 9 save opportunities. He hasn’t really had the chance to get in a groove.

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by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

what?

I have no idea what this means

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by DrStankus on May 15, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 – We have 20 victories.
1a – In victories, if the game is close, the “closer” usually comes in. This is called a save opportunity.

2 – Wilson has 9 save opportunities. He has converted 8 of them.

3 – Many of his appearances have come after relatively long (for a closer) lay-offs.
3a – Fairly regular (every couple days) use can be helpful for a closer because it can keep them in a “zone.”

4 – Wilson has already had gaps of: 5,7,4,6 and 4 games.

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by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, in 20 wins, how many times do you expect him to pitch?

Your closer does not usually pitch in nearly 50% of your wins.

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by DrStankus on May 15, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That might be slightly overstating it.

Actually, he is has about as many save opps/team wins as he did last year.

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by DrStankus on May 15, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

teams with more wins usually have their closer appear in a smaller pct.

In any event, he’s not being used that differently than in past years

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by DrStankus on May 15, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are right. My point was that because of his inconsistent use he hasn’t really gotten into a groove. He was used consistently in the Spring and came out of the gate looking incredible. Then he barely was used for two weeks and has been shakey since.

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by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, for some of that he was hurt.

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by DrStankus on May 15, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forgot about this. Pulling on his groin too much.

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by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s pitched in non-save opportunities.

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

non save opportunites don't count

unless its a tie game. Closers are different animals. Adrenalin junkies. When they pitch down 5 to get some work they ofter stink.

by lexluth7 on May 15, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd!

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by Yoyo on May 15, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game day is just like some cow’s opinion

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by DrStankus on May 15, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This went green in less than a minute.

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by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Green'd

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by Gobroks on May 15, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

this needs to be sent to kuip

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by sayheybk on May 15, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

WRECKED

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

glorious

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by shanghaijim on May 15, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Truly

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by Useful_Idiot on May 15, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we have the back of our T-shirt right here.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

This

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by goGSW24 on May 15, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

According to Urban, FP had the “first idea” for a Tee with “Giants Baseball” in a normal Giants font on the front and “Torture” in a halloween font on the back.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 15, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a genius

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by Useful_Idiot on May 16, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

The one thing that really pissed me off during the game

was Rose throwing to himself for the game breaks. Well, actually just the announcing in general.

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by Gobroks on May 15, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Just checking the leader board...

Some dude named Clippard is tied with Jimenez for the league lead in wins… 7 in total. And he’s pitching for the Nationals… Not impossible, I guess. Steve Carlton led the league in wins while playing for a horrible team. And then you look at his numbers… He’s pitched 25 innings?! It ain’t right. Tim should be up there.

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by Alex_Lewis on May 15, 2010 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

6 blown saves and an aiight offense will lead to some winz, it’s true.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow. 0/5. And he’s allowed five runs. Weird.

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by Alex_Lewis on May 15, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, 0 fer 6 on his career.

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by Alex_Lewis on May 15, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

And three of those runs were in the game he lost…

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by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Cy Young voting they do for some people.

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by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Wins were what the majority looked at

Wainright would have gotten the Cy last year.

Timmy deserved it, of course, even Cards fans agree to that – just saying that at least some of the voters are looking beyond the surface (finally).

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. But some do look at wins. I was giving a snarky response to your sarcastic one. ;)

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by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You think that'd go two years in a row?

I feel like Lincecum will have to rack up the most Ws this time around, particularly with Jimenez and Halladay looming

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by Alex_Lewis on May 15, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if timmy goes undefeated w/ a sub 2 ERA, sub 1 WHIP and leads the league in Ks?

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by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think...

Timmy’s peripherals will need to be much better, as they were last year, for that to hold. Also, the innings gap could be pretty big this year.

And yes, innings do matter. Let’s run a slight comparison. Let’s say…

Pitcher A: 200 innings, 2.4 era, 1.0 whip
Pitcher B: 240 innings, 2.6 era, 1.1 whip

While Pitcher A is the superior pitcher, you have to take into account that there was 40 innings of bullpen being mixed in, where that wasn’t the case with Pitcher B.

This is sort of how I view Lincecum vs. Halladay this year, and it’ll be interesting to see how it unfolds.

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. The big thing Halladay has going for him is IP. Well, he’s EAST COAST BIAS, too.

With the way Timmy is pitching, though..if this holds up, he wins in a runaway.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I could be so confident.

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by Alex_Lewis on May 15, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

disagree; Doc's ERA is the big thing he has going for him now

he has wins and ERA, and those are both very important, along with the bias

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 16, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he means IP for the year, but rather the impression the media has that he throws a CG every time out.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think there’s also the “something new” factor. You have to do even better to win multiple times in a row. The media gets tired of voting for the same guy all the time.

Tim has to blow him away to win this year.

Remember Terry Pendelton’s MVP?

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by DrStankus on May 15, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was gonna say that, but became too wrapped up in being horrified by Andre Ethier.

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by Alex_Lewis on May 15, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Barkley over Jordan?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some of the pundits last year thought since Lincecum had a better year than his first Cy Young year, he had as much right to be in the race as anyone else. If he excels at two or more of the glamor stats, let alone the sabr stats, this will come into play again.

That said, fifteen wins is kinda low for a top-flight starter. I’d be more comfortable if he gets assigned nineteen. Or twenty. or more.

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by shanghaijim on May 15, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thirty-five!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

20 wins and he’s a lock.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim is up there

He has 5 wins. True, he should have 8, but 5 puts him in a tie for 3rd place.

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by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant, you know, the top.

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by Alex_Lewis on May 15, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he has had three leads blown by the bullpen. Two of those should have been Ws, the other is debatable.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

and hes not even a starter….

by slackersphere17 on May 15, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if he’d accept a minor league deal.

by superk1ng on May 15, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Rays are still paying him his entire salary. The Giants would only have to pay the prorated veteran’s minimum.

But still… DNW.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, Burrell is only 33...

and he’s hammered the Rockies, Pads, Douchebaggers over his career.

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by hokysmksbw on May 15, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burrell

isn’t the same player now as he was even a few years ago. Stick a fork on him.

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he magnetic?

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

is there any position that he can hold down?

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by greatgiantfan on May 15, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't be worse than more DeRosa or Velez!

Veteran Grit for cheap.

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by hokysmksbw on May 15, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't say such things.

Or Sabean trades for Carlos Lee, signs him to an extension.

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not clear . . .

. . . that he was ever the player he was, in that he played in Philadelphia, where the park is, um, a bit friendly.

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by owlcroft on May 15, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

except for those first 4 years in Veteran’s stadium, which suppressed offense quite a bit.

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by DrStankus on May 15, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bingo.

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by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

in NL WEST parks

Bank One .207/.356/.427

Dodger .257/.356/.485

Petco .279/.385/.488

Coors .354/.432/.667

The last 2 joints make it all worthwhile.

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by hokysmksbw on May 15, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn

He likes that .356 OBP

And he owns Coors-almost as much as Fred

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by Gobroks on May 15, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is this Fred you speak of?

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 16, 2010 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

burrell was available back when he was good and sabean did nothing.

Eugenio Velez: Really fast... at getting picked off. SICK BURN!!

by jasomack on May 15, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

If signing Burrell means DFA Eugenio Velez

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by jctGamer on May 15, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

No matter how bad the road you’re on, there’s always a worse way to go.

And this doesn’t even take Burrell’s gLOLve into account.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

Hell, maybe he’s the Brad Penny of hitters and can only hit in the NL-But yeah if it means dumping Velez-go for it.

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by Gobroks on May 15, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This guy leads the league in average and RBI:

Look at his douche face. Just look at it. How could anyone like him? He seethes smarm fumes. He’s the smarmiest man since Bing Crosby, only worse, and with detestable talent. Other than his talent for being a dick, which must be admired to some extent. I may have to make a fanpost about this.

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by Alex_Lewis on May 15, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I bet if he offerece you 100k a year to be his personal assistant your attitude would change a bit.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

how did “d” turn into ce?

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by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d take his money and do a damn good job. But I’d still think him a douche.

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by Alex_Lewis on May 15, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND HE'S A RESTAURANT CRITIC?!

The douche meter just exploded!

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by Alex_Lewis on May 15, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's currently BABIPing

.388 (7th in the MLB), and HR/FBing 27.5% (3rd in the MLB).

And did I mention that he’s DEAD LAST in the MLB in UZR/150 at minus 60.9…?

by D4P on May 15, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s an impressive UZR.

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by Alex_Lewis on May 15, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Matt Holliday has a higher WAR than Ethier

so far this year, last I looked. Despite getting off to an extremely slow start, offensively. Defense matters, and Ethier has been HORRIBLE.

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

good thing defense isn’t accounted for in my pokemonz

by sfoakbay on May 15, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only the Los Angeles Dodgers could stock an outfield with three left fielders.

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by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Touché.

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by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was scratched from tonight’s lineup

by mlb22 on May 15, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't be worse defensively than Kemp

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by Gobroks on May 15, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BEANE

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by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of smarm

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by LargeFarva on May 15, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you for the subject line. I hate Collinsworth.

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by djp4cal on May 15, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL FUCK YOU JOE MONTANA

what a bitter douche

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

but he had

so many interesting conversations with Olympians with heart-warming stories!

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

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by natteringnabob on May 16, 2010 6:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

TINY LITTLE CREEPY TEETH

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by jponry on May 16, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Andre Ethier is...

The Smarmosaur!

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by cornball on May 16, 2010 7:24 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Is anyone watching this Civil Rights Game?

Hank Aaron’s solution to the paucity of American blacks in the game is apparently to have more American blacks in the game.

The first rule of tautology club…

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re watching it, but not listening to it.

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by Merope on May 15, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cards/Reds game.

Bruce gets a huuuuge jump on Wainright, who throws a mid-70’s curve. Molina still throws him out easily. If only this Catching thing was actually genetic.

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t they both lose this game?

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ass-ter-oid!

Ass-Ter-Oid!!

ASS-TER-OID!!!

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by Merope on May 15, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hank Aaron gives Barry some dap.

As Pujols gets an IBB, Hank Aaron is asked if he got similarly pitched around at his own peak.

“I never- you know, it’s funny you asked that. When Barry was chasing my record- and I’ve said this many times, I’d like to go on record by saying it again. I don’t know of anyone who changed the whole dynamic of the game like Barry did. I don’t know of any player, including Babe Ruth, who changed the way teams played the game like Barry.”

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Barry's IBB totals were just...obscene.

There’s no doubt that Albert is an amazing hitter, but he isn’t treated anything like Barry was.

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly!

But remember, Brian Sabean is NOT an idiot.

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 16, 2010 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

He said it, so it must be true!

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 7:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hell yeah!

Aaron is such a class act

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Ty Wiggington now has 12 home runs on the year. Wouldn’t that 1.100 OPS look pretty nice from the second base slot?

It’s okay, though. Giants signed a batting champ, after all.

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

to be fair though

nobody wanted Ty wiggington here. That’s like saying “i saw Kelly Johnson’s 3824728347 home runs coming Sabez should have signed him”

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by jctGamer on May 15, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I know.

Hindsight, and all that. Still can’t deny that 1.000+ OPS from any spot would be a godsend for this Giants team.

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did not expect the power explosion we’ve seen from KJ- and I don’t think we’d see it at Pac Belle instead of the BOB- but I was most certainly in favor of picking him up on the cheap. He always struck me as much better than his Atlanta numbers.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

We did want Kelly Johnson though

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by jponry on May 15, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

anagram of this sentence

Kelly though did want We Johnson

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by jctGamer on May 15, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd love Wigginton

as a utility infielder.

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by Gobroks on May 15, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Getting Wiggy With It

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by jctGamer on May 15, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

...had to deal with a ridiculously inconsistent strike zone. ...

I have to say, I strongly disagree. I watched the game and thought it was ok. Game day is nothing more than some guy’s opinion, right? some guy who is just watching TV or something? and the example linked to in the thread header is really not at all probative. Oh noes/umpyres is just really tiresome, imho…it’s the worst part of Kruk’s work and the worst thing about McCC. The blues are part of the game, they always have been. Would i like to see instant replay? yes, for some calls. Would I like to have electronic balls and strikes? yes.
Why do I care if people gripe? good question. I think it is just an alibi that allows the players and management to cover up their own shortcomings.

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 15, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Gee, thanks, David Stern!

But we don’t bitch about the umpires when they’re on their games. Only when they consistently blow calls.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't have the data but

ohnoes/umpyre posts on McCC are probably in triple digits each game.
every close call on the bases, balls and strikes, it’s just a predictable instant shower of complaints, usually unwarranted. Kruk is the cheerleader for the ohnoes/umpyres, for reasons of his own, and the Coven just jumps on the bandwagon .

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 16, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, fans of every team haven’t been complaining about the umpires since the beginning of time or anything. God, what a bunch of whiners we are.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

at the risk of falling into a chasm

gameday location comes from pitch f/x

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by DrStankus on May 15, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clayton Kershaw looks like he smells bad

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by Useful_Idiot on May 15, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

He does

/never been within 1000 feet of Kershaw

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Dude reeks of brimstone and the stained tears of sick children.

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by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frank Robinson claims that he was never seen as just a manager, only as a black manager. Even with the Expos/Natinals.

He says the same still holds true of Dusty Baker.

Frank Robinson is living in the past and viewing the world through 60s-colored glasses.

I am of the opinion that it is a great mark of progress that Dusty can be as criticized as he is and have it come exclusively on baseball terms, without a whiff of race entering the discussion.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I see Dusty as a toothpick.

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

lulz

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by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not so sure. Baseball is still full of good-ole boys in many of the top positions. Also, the Bay Area is quite different in its acceptance of differences (race, religion, sexuality) than almost anywhere else in the country.

I’ll take Frank at his word.

by nofreetime on May 15, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not in the Bay Area.

I’m not saying that there aren’t racists out there, but they’re hardly driving the discussion when it comes to baseball. And Robinson wasn’t talking about how he was viewed within the game, by its owners and front-office types; he was talking about America in general. I don’t think Dusty has been thought of as a ‘black manager’ in Chicago or Cincinnati, either. He’s been heavily criticized for a number of things (destroying his pitchers’ arms, for one), but how many times have you heard someone say that his race has anything to do with his managerial abilities?

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

"...but how many times have you heard someone say..."

Ah, there’s the rub. Racism still exists it has just gone underground. Racist don’t say stupid things in public anymore to expose themselves (they will still privately when they think they are in like-minded company).

by nofreetime on May 15, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

all good points

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
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by greatgiantfan on May 15, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? Have you ever read, say, comments on newspaper articles before?

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by jponry on May 15, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point. There are still some willing to embarrass themselves in public.

by nofreetime on May 15, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you sure you don't write speeches for inept government officials?

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I'm not going to take the bait of getting into a political discussion

But I will say that I believe if you think that the country is color-blind you a sadly mistaken and obviously not a minority.

by nofreetime on May 15, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

no question; this has deep roots—how do you think the neanderthals disappeared?

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by greatgiantfan on May 15, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not saying that there aren’t racists out there, but they’re hardly driving the discussion when it comes to baseball.

So most baseball fans are having conversations about baseball that have nothing to do with race, huh? Just baseball? Wow.

The question was whether Robinson and Baker are currently viewed as “managers” or “black managers.” If the entirety of your argument is that there are racists somewhere out there that are scared of having conversations in anything but the most select company, then I’m gonna go ahead and say that you’ve just proved Robinson wrong.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly. Think Donovan McNabb, and the controversy surrounding his ascension in the NFL. And the comments that got Limbaugh fired from his gig with NFL broadcasting. That’s the kind of racism we’re talking about here. Racism based on stereotypes that systematically excludes people of color from managerial or leadership roles in various sports leagues (and other professions).

If you make out Robinson and Baker to be managers that are filling some sort of quota or affirmative action bent (a la the Rooney Rule in the NFL), then you’re looking at the problem Robinson is talking about. But if you see Robinson and Baker as managers who have their jobs because they are believed to be competent in managing a major league sports team, then we’re on the right track. For what it’s worth, I’ve never thought as Baker, or Ron Washington, or anyone else as “black” managers. Just managers.

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by Solidarity on May 16, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

OT: Dinner Time

I know nobody’s here, but wow, Trader Joe’s garlic naan… yummmmmmie!!!

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by Merope on May 15, 2010 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

That sounds delicious.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rib eye, bone in with asparagus, saffron quinoa and a pickled onion relish. It worked out pretty OK.

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by Johnny Disaster on May 15, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Homemade gumbo!

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by Prussian Creole on May 15, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice!

you made your own roux and everything?

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by DrStankus on May 15, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol, of course! I don’t know a creole who doesn’t!

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by Prussian Creole on May 15, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW – I think my husband’s family is technically Creole. I’ll have to look it up to be sure.

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by can of corn on May 15, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol, if they are I’m going to want to play the “who’s your mama/where you from?” game my family always plays when we meet another Creole or someone with the same last name

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by Prussian Creole on May 15, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

can i be a Creole?

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by greatgiantfan on May 15, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you asking because you want gumbo?

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by Prussian Creole on May 15, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

French Creole, from the Avoyelles Parish (I’m sure I spelled that wrong) in Louisiana.

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by can of corn on May 15, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazingly, you spelled that right

I say amazingly because almost nothing in the more heavily Creole/Cajun parts of Louisiana is pronounced the way its spelled. For instance, my dad’s father’s side all originates from just outside Natchitoches, pronounced NAK-AH-TUSH.

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by Prussian Creole on May 15, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds good

we just ate a friend’s parents place and his dad is a redonkulous cook. Made some delish burgers and some dip stuff that had avocados and tomatoes and some other stuff. Really yummtastic

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

TJ’s garlic naan is delicious.

We’re going to do some takeout from Outback. Blue cheese crusted steak FTW!

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by can of corn on May 15, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leftover chicken curry

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best kind

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by Zetsuboushita on May 15, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

7 cheese tortelini with pesto sauce, alaskan cod, and green beans. followed by chocolate fondue!

by ACgiant97 on May 15, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

pepperoni pizza
lagunitas IPA

I didn’t eat til 3 today, then got crazy hungry and panicked. need food now

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by DrStankus on May 15, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Q up a chicken breast, corn on cob, salad

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mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 15, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Taco Night

Taqueria down the street has $1 tacos on Saturday nights. Very good. I had 5

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice.

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by DrStankus on May 15, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also, I bought a 4- pack of 90 Minute tonight at BevMo after the beer talk in last nights GDT. It’s in the fridge, and will try it here once the Mountains turn blue they get cold.

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and yes it is excellent. Also bought a 6pack of Green Flash West Coast IPA, which is also excellent.

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only

20-9 against Phillies, Cardinals, Braves, etc is pretty unexpected and amazing. If only there were no pads…

by opguy on May 15, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

The Pads are 16-14 against everyone other than us.

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by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD

I had to stop listening after timmy got out of the 8th. Wow. I’m glad I missed Wilson’s outing, pretty sure I woulda pooed myself

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Also

tim busted out the “FUCK YEAH!!!” fist pump after nate’s diving grab! Awesome

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that highlight anywhere? We were listening on the radio and didn’t get to see it.

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by Merope on May 15, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s up on sfgiants.com, they show timmy pumping the fist a couple times. A gif is in order, I think.

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by theghostofjasonellison on May 15, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks, I think I found it

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by Merope on May 15, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, the bot9 was really something…39 pitches

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mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 15, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

kaz matsui just fouled off 10 pitches while you typed that

by sfoakbay on May 15, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was #2 on SportsCenter top 10

Some highlight from lacrosse was #1.

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by SFGuy on May 15, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

This isn't really bondslegend

dude just said “pooed”

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by baetown415 on May 15, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello

you must be new. Poo is often said by me

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you prefered "Shat" or "crapped"

It goes better with your rage, right? ;-)

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by baetown415 on May 16, 2010 3:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Wilson the "Drama Queen"!!!

nothing is easy for this guy, glad he finished it today

DUBfan4life!!!!

by BayAreaKidd650 on May 15, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: WOOHOO!

I beat Portal! That credit song is awesome.

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by goGSW24 on May 15, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

It's so great!!

I was expecting some horrible monster to be right around the corner for that whole last part of the game. So tense. Jonathon Coulton is who wrote the song, he’s really good

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had the exact same feeling. The whole atmosphere was creepy.

When I was thrown into the giant room filled with turrets, I thought I was for sure dead. Turns out it wasn’t that hard. Then the boss battle I lost the first time because I spent too much time figuring out what to do. But the whole time I expected a huge horde of evil zombies to pop out or something.

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by goGSW24 on May 15, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

They just totally nailed that game

and it was pretty much an indie effort until valve picked them up and gave them the dough to make it properly. Even zero punctuation couldn’t find anything wrong with it.

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never watched a zero punctuation video before but I just watched Orange Box’s and it was hilarious.

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by goGSW24 on May 15, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are all equally as good

I could not recommend them higher. The guy is awesome.

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

New ones every wednesday, FYI

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally got it downloaded and installed. Need to play.

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by can of corn on May 15, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's so good

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa! Just watched a trailer for that game, that looks insane!

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by theghostofjasonellison on May 15, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s free for right now, so get it. Mac & PC.

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by can of corn on May 15, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although you can’t run Steam without Leopard, whereas I only have Tiger. :(

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by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is!

Don’t know whether this should be considered a good or bad thing, but it’s a fairly quick game. There are bonus levels, though, which I haven’t started yet. Anyway, get it! It’s free and awesome.

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by goGSW24 on May 15, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Free game!? I’m there.

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by cybermaldonado on May 15, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s an online flash version, too

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by greatgiantfan on May 15, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't believe that would be half as good..

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's ok.

Not the best flash game ever, but pretty fun.

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by goGSW24 on May 15, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m making a note here: huge success.

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love when she gets pissed when you're killing her.

“All the cake is gone and you’re party isn’t happening. I was going to have a big party and invite all of your friends. I was going to invite your friend the companion cube but I couldn’t because you murdered him. And I couldn’t invite your other friends because you don’t have any.”

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by goGSW24 on May 15, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That made me LOL

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, i totally agree, i was like "oh you're goin down now you ass hole!"

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by PiKAgiant on May 15, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's called Still Alive

and you can download it for free in Rock Band.

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by RDreamer on May 15, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

weird; I can’t find the system req’s—isn’t that a standard thing to publish?

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Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 15, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://store.steampowered.com/app/400
They’re right beneath “About the Game”.

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

/has a sad

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 15, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This makes me like Andres Torres a little
“My goal is to stay calm, see the ball and get on base,” Torres said. “I always wanted to swing at the first pitch. But now, the biggest thing for me is on-base percentage.”

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we persuade him to spread this desire

to oh…about 10 other people in the dugout?

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

where as the rest of the giants approach is “take the first pitch I see into the seats!!!”

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by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you had a typo, there.

“Beat the first pitch I see into the ground!”

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, right now I’m just going to be happy somebody gets it

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by Prussian Creole on May 15, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love you, son.

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by GiantPain on May 15, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

his hands are kind of jazzy, too, when he runs…

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 15, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, agreed

he’s being a smart ball player…

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by PiKAgiant on May 15, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant to write “a little more”. I do like him already.

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

so...

brandon belt has reached base three times(bases loaded triple and two walks), avg. for the year once again above 400

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by i wish we were good on May 15, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Beating a dead horse but LOL SABEAN
LF Fred Lewis came into last night’s game leading the American League in hits in May with 20, in doubles with seven, in total bases with 33, tied for first in extra-base hits with nine, third in slugging (.623), fourth in batting average (.377) and tied for fourth in RBI with 12.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

haw haw haw

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda wish I worked in his office, just so I could post this kind of stuff on his door every morning before he got in.

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by Prussian Creole on May 15, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could be Susan!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would take that job

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by greatgiantfan on May 15, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I do get an internship at the ballpark, I would do this.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLFred

Hopefully he wins player of the month

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by DrStankus on May 15, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be spectacular!

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fred Lewis is gone.

He’s never coming back.

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by GiantPain on May 15, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

if he rubs his success in everyone's face enough

maybe Neukom hires a ‘minder’ to keep Sabean from making similarly stupid moves in the future.

so, go, Fred!

by wcw on May 15, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed the end of the game live

So I’m watching the bottom of the 9th now. It all started so innocently…

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by GiantPain on May 15, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Why would you walk Feliz, Brian...?

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by GiantPain on May 15, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, no biggie, gets a K on the next batter

Let’s just get a double play or something.

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by GiantPain on May 15, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bloop to Uribe!

2 down. Easy money, Brian.

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by GiantPain on May 15, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck, Rohlinger

Grip the ball!

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by GiantPain on May 15, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you just walk Bourn?

Oh, at least it’s Kaz Matsui batting. That guy has like a .140 batting average, he can’t get the bat on the ball.

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by GiantPain on May 15, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

0-2!

This is as good as over.

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by GiantPain on May 15, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet thehavenot was standing

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by GiantPain on May 15, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw strikes, Brian

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by GiantPain on May 15, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeesh

What’s with all these fouls? It’s been like 8 pitches!

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by GiantPain on May 15, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID BENGIE DROP THAT

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by GiantPain on May 15, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no

Full count.

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by GiantPain on May 15, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW IS THIS STILL GOING ON

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by GiantPain on May 15, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank god Torres caught that

What a fucking at bat.

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by GiantPain on May 15, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's almost TEN MINUTES

for one AB. Goddamn. I’m so glad/bummed to have missed it

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I turned the TV off before the bottom of the 9th

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

This was highly entertaining to read.

Not so much to live through, but…

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with this comment.

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by Solidarity on May 16, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow, browser crash

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on May 15, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

  1. Top Play on Sportscenter was Nate’s catch, and the #1 play was from NCAA lacrosse… So, I’m going to go ahead and say that Nate Schierholtz had today’s #1 Top Play.

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by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Er, replace “1.” with “Number two.” Stupid formatting.

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by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

they are just happy that a play from lacrosse didn’t involve murder.

which given it’s historical underpinnings was always too much to ask

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by DrStankus on May 15, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lacrosse is pretty sweet, i couldn’t care less where Nate’s play was ranked, it was up there anyway. Plus, it had to have been some school out in the northeast that was given the top play

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by PiKAgiant on May 15, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dislike lacrosse because as a spring sport, it competes with baseball for developing high school talent. Boo lacrosse.

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by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH BOOHOO, go cry about it… yea, i find it pretty interesting though when you look at baseball players that could have been good football players, like Todd Helton, Smardga however you spell his name… but they did both football and baseball, fall then spring

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by PiKAgiant on May 15, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I played for a short while, but my doctor ordered me to stop because of my scoliosis condition. She barely let me play basketball and I had to go to rehab 3 times a week just to keep my back in shape to do that. When she found out I tried out for lacrosse she was like HELL NO.

:(

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by jctGamer on May 15, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sportscenter is reporting that Andre Ethier has a fractured pinky finger!

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by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

/giants medical staff remove his rib
/pronounce Ethier a big nancy boy

one correct out of two aint bad

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by DrStankus on May 15, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The source of his power!

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He needs to play through it!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope it snaps and gets bitten off by a wolf.

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by jctGamer on May 15, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe it will spread to his other fingers, hand, etc

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 16, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Always whining
"Oh my goodness … very close," Molina said. "You can’t do anything about those. I had people yelling at me. But I don’t think you can work on that."

by DFARowand on May 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t interpret that as whining

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get over it

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would also like to see this happen

in the best shape of my life

by Prussian Creole on May 15, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

the thing is, it happened

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by sadison bummedgarner on May 15, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got done watching the tigers game with my family up here in Detroit… WOW Boston blew it… good game though, cousins girlfriends’ tits are HUGE

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by PiKAgiant on May 15, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

oh pika

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

just making random observations here

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by PiKAgiant on May 15, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, come on natto, wasn’t trying to be a dick, but she was pretty cool, met her for the second time ever, and she’s really nice though, had to watch the movie “nine” and i just left to watch the tigers game instead

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by PiKAgiant on May 15, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg and then what happened??

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by Useful_Idiot on May 16, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

THEN I DIED LAUGHING

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by PiKAgiant on May 16, 2010 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s all you could notice about her?

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, depending how huge we're talking....

it’d probably be difficult to ‘not’ notice.

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

She was VERY short

but also just a nice girl, and at 28? my cousin better get something done, she’s his type of girl which is good

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by PiKAgiant on May 15, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Short people ftw. And if she really his type of girl, hopefully something happens sooner than later.

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed, i mean, he's already 28

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by PiKAgiant on May 15, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

BUT WAS SHE AZN

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by jctGamer on May 15, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE ALREDDY SAID SHE WAS SHORT

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 16, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pics or it didn’t happen. :p

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by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah!

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by jctGamer on May 15, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

didnt happn :(

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by PiKAgiant on May 15, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Total comma splice.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on May 16, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

SPLICE

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by PiKAgiant on May 16, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

no pictures=it didn 't happen

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 16, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m running the Bay to Breakers tomorrow? I’ll be the naked guy. Anyone else running?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

There will be 1000 of those.

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by SFGuy on May 15, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

pictures or it didn't happen

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 16, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, I’m pretty sure I’m running it. Probably not a question.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Now, a reply fail. Time to quit

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kids these days :(

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by jctGamer on May 15, 2010 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL OLD

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

YEAH I WISH THINGS LIKE THIS HAPPENED WHEN I WAS IN 8TH GRADE
A Southern California middle school is the target of an investigation after reports have surfaced that two students engaged in a sex act while their classmates filmed them and the teacher stood by doing nothing.

An eighth grade boy and a seventh grade girl are said to have engaged in an oral sex act at Haydock Intermediate School in Oxnard, a city about 60 miles northwest of Los Angeles.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/12/oxnard-middle-school-rock_n_573192.html

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by jctGamer on May 16, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Spluh?

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by Alex_Lewis on May 16, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus christ

it’s not like metallica is even old! WTF

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by bondslegend on May 15, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darlin' don't you go and cut your hair

Do you think it’s gonna make him change?

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by jponry on May 16, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Random

I don’t know if the Fox broadcast showed him, but Joe Montana was at the game today.

Joe Paterson: pitching in a AAA game near you!

by imovermyhead on May 15, 2010 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t notice if they showed him, but they mentioned it a few times on KNBR.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea

it was at the start of the game when i heard he was there, they mentioned it

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by PiKAgiant on May 16, 2010 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

They showed him

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by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I found out he was there in the 2nd inning. I was wondering what he was doing in the Bay Area as he lives in Southern Cal now because his son played football down there (he’s going to UW). Joe was there with his wife, a daughter and one of his sons (the one going to Washington).

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by SFGuy on May 15, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

"What he was doing in the Bay Area?"

He was going to a fucking Giants game!

What. you want him to be a Dodger fan?!?

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

1.5 out

Let’s reclaim 1st place on Tuesday then after that…wow, easy rest of month.

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by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Washington and Oakland are good teams.

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by jctGamer on May 15, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea

the nationals are playing pretty good ball thus far this season, plus Livan is pitching pretty well especially their offense isn’t doing too poorly at all, imagine if they call up Strasburg before the series begins…

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by PiKAgiant on May 16, 2010 7:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know… The Nationals are playing pretty good ball right now, and I don’t know how many of Oakland’s starters will be back by this weekend. You never can tell with the Giants.

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by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy Lincecum:

even when he’s not on his game, he’s still a million times better than you

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 15, 2010 11:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I was shivering thoug the entire ninth inning.

My dad heard it and he was like, wtf?

DFA Burce Bochy

by El Person on May 16, 2010 12:47 AM PDT reply actions  

Why the face?

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by The Enchanter on May 16, 2010 7:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol!

Rowand CF,
Torres LF,
Sandoval 3B,
Molina C,
Huff 1B,
Uribe SS,
Schierholtz RF,
Downs 2B,
Zito SP

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by GiantPain on May 16, 2010 10:24 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL BOWKER

WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 16, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL STRICT PLATOON!

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by scout6 on May 16, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus Christ.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

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by Alex_Lewis on May 16, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

One of six.

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by Alex_Lewis on May 16, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I heard he had a close one yesterday.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOLOL BOWKER!!!

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by jponry on May 16, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Laughing Out Loud On Lombard?

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Go Sharks!!

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by Merope on May 16, 2010 10:36 AM PDT reply actions  

i thought they won their thingy?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
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by greatgiantfan on May 16, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

More thingies to go. Ummm… last thingy was NLDS-ish this thingie, just now starting is more playing for the pennant, NLCS-ish.

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by Merope on May 16, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

So what was the Avs series, then?

A game 163 kind of thing?

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

More teams in the playoffs in hockey than in baseball. I could have compared it to basketball I guess, but I don’t follow basketball and wouldn’t know the names of the playoff rounds.

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by Merope on May 16, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was just bustin’ yer chops. The NBA playoff rounds don’t really have names (or- LOL!- drama).

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well.

Panda did not rest yesterday because he has not had a day off all season, It was because of the foul off his foot in the previous game.

We asked Bruce Bochy if Sandoval might have rested anyway, and we touched a little bit of a nerve.

"I don’t believe in that mindset," Bochy said. "It’s talked about more in our game than any time I’ve ever seen it. Talk to Willie Mays about how much those guys played. It’s gotten away from that.

"We’re early in the season. We’ve had days off – too many, sometimes. It’s cooler weather. I don’t think there’s a need for a day off for anyone, to this point."

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by scout6 on May 16, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions  

Way to apply the situation to the individual. Mays didn’t weigh 500 pounds. I’d rather have the Panda rest a few days now, and not be all broken down and f’d up come September.

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by Merope on May 16, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

WILLY MAYS WAS A COMMON EVERYDAY PLAYER

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by scout6 on May 16, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

How does the man manage to be so consistently wrong every single goddamn time he opens his mouth?

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

GO SHARKS!!!

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by PiKAgiant on May 16, 2010 12:00 PM PDT reply actions  

GO SHARKS!!!

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE THE HELL IS MY HOCKEY?!?!?!

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by Merope on May 16, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW, STUPID INTRO IS STUPID.

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by Merope on May 16, 2010 12:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I like your new(?) profile pic.

Cute kitty is cute. I’ve always wanted to name a female black cat Betty Noir.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 16, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

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