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Fans in San Francisco give the Giants a standing ovation for catching an infield pop up.

Lincecum is pretty good.



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Moar Runz Please

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Clever

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

TIMMEH!!

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on May 15, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

It’d be nice to get some more runs for this bullpen

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Bullpen time

in the 8th, I suspect. Which is fine, I mean. The ’pen never blows leads for Timmeh.

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

relief?

not if bochy has anything to say about it

by natey-nate on May 15, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess the rays just cant hit random mariners pitching.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Or the A’s.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 15, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Random?

THat’s a MF’n Dirtbag on the bump

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh. Vargas.

2K’s and 2 hits. Rays getting BABIP’d hardcore, it’d seem.

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Mark Buehrle.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fox is showing the extremely compelling Seattle-Tampa Bay matchup here. :(

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 15, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

They decided to show that over oswalt lincecum?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Natural rivals.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 15, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the Rays are too good for the irony to work here.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on May 15, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re good. And they’re local. But it makes me cranky all the same.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 15, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE NEED BASE RUNNERS!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

OBP is for AAA

AAA isn’t very good, you know

by wcw on May 15, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

hitler had a mustache
mother teresa had a mustache
MOTHER TERESA IS HITLER

by sfoakbay on May 15, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Glenn Beck!

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ the daveinexile give TIMMEh a standing "O" as he leaves the field.

That should be the last of his day

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%

by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY!

You already GAVE him a standing O in the last thread! You gettin’ greedy?

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still standing

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%

by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Won't be.

Unless there’s a guy in scoring position. Bork will send him out to face the first batter, or until he walks someone.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 15, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be the BORK! thing to do.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%

by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get some Dingerz

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on May 15, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitching well when you don’t have your besst stuff is what makes pitchers great, right?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
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by cheno on May 15, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s a pitcher, not a thrower.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 15, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

These kinds of games impress me even more than when he’s dominant, yeah.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 15, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s kind of been dominant… 3 hits.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 15, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the stuff isn’t there.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on May 15, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. And still with the domination.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 15, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

well….. it IS the Astros

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 15, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t heard the whole game, but walks and pitch count indicate he hasn’t been at the top of his game.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 15, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hasn’t. that’s what’s crazy.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 15, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah – that’s pretty much what I meant. Apparently non-dominant stuff, in trouble at times, but dominant results. It’s amazing to me how often he pulls that trick off.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 15, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

This has beena very Woody type outting. I would take my 7 innings and give the pen a clean slate to go get 6 outs with.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%

by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am of this mind as well

by nofreetime on May 15, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need insurance.

Bowker, Denker, and Holmker.

by DubsFanByTheZoo on May 15, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Has Rohlinger had a hit since coming up?

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 15, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

He has a batting average.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 15, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 run inning pls grizzlies

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I would like it if we scored this inning.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

Rohlinger looked very, very bad there

by wcw on May 15, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 15, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy’s gonna hit.

Bowker, Denker, and Holmker.

by DubsFanByTheZoo on May 15, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

And haters gonna hate.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

lovers wanna love

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 15, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boy, Downs really looked good there

by oldgiantsguy on May 15, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

SERGIO SINGING!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

lolol sergio romo reality show

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

How many think Bork brings Timmy back for the 8th?

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 15, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

he lets tim bat

but when Tim gives up a first pitch hit to the first guy, he yanks him.

by sayheybk on May 15, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flemming and Krukow do.

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 15, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almost definitely.

by speckops on May 15, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one is warming up. He’s pitching

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Romo, drinking on the job.

APPROVED

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck work.

Let’s drink.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 15, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol romo

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on May 15, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy will start the 8th.

Walk the leadoff hitter. Romo comes in.

Romo does what Romo does.

3-2 Astros.

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Sergio Romo = the new Fred Lewis

Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
Adopted Giant: Kaohi Downing. Because all 50th Round picks go to heaven (or at least extended spring training).
Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.

by jcb9 on May 15, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wa already the new Bob Howry.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on May 15, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

gtfo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

What Romo does?

Strike out more than a batter per inning with a sub-1.00 WHIP?

Please, massa, not the briar patch!

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

F-L-AIL

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 15, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn.

That’s an evil-looking piece of weaponry.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

First pitch fail

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

"wtf?"

“what a beautiful day for me to give up a walk off home run.”…?

 Why Sergio? Why?

"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader."

by cybermaldonado on May 15, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s not what he said :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You need to borrow some of the “hater” ears. j/k

"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader."

by cybermaldonado on May 15, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he just said, “It’s a beautiful day for a home run”

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO!

He said, “What a beautiful day for a home run”

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't joke like that

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 15, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just don’t like pitchers talking about how good HR are for some reason.

"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader."

by cybermaldonado on May 15, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can understand that

but talking about terrible scenarios on a Lincecum Day are messed up and disturb the force.

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 15, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we can safely assume he meant Giants home run, even if he didn’t explicitly state it.

It didn’t fit in the meter of the song.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhh burn.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Fox pretty much sucks at showing actual baseball during their broadcasts.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Who’s that lady throwing out the pitch? My Tv’s muted

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 15, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Retired schoolteacher from Woodside.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

a retired schoolteacher

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Retired teacher from Woodside

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wellemeyer's mom

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking it was Romo’s the way that thing frisbee’d

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 15, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LeBron’s mom, making a trip out West.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA +109

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 15, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hair wearing a lady

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder where oswalt will end up, probably with the dodgers unfortunately :(.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:01 PM PDT reply actions  

too young

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 15, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red Sox

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Mccourt’s ex- wife wants to pay his contract

Bowker, Denker, and Holmker.

by DubsFanByTheZoo on May 15, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's stated he'd prefer

to go to the Cards, Braves, or Rangers…but I guess recently, he just wants to win.

Rangers at least have the Minor League Depth to get something done. Braves and Cards are pretty set on pitching for now, but if something were to happen injury-wise….who knows?

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Told ya, DAve.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 15, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Lincecum is batting.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

bochy’s pitch limit has been 120 all season

by natey-nate on May 15, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who wants to bet Bochy won’t even warm anyone up until Lincecum walks the first hitter on four pitches?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Almost certainly. He doesn’t want to get booed again!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a sure bet.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they just said no one up in the pen.

by nofreetime on May 15, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what I don't get

On days Tim is cruising, he pulls him early. On days he struggles a little, he leaves him in. Nonsensical.

by marcello on May 15, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sucker Bet

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 15, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will get in the car if you give me that.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on May 15, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m nervous about this

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

then stop doing it.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

So if he walks the first batter, what do you do?

by oldgiantsguy on May 15, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m guessing this time he leaves Timmy in until he gives up a run or gets out of it unless it is clear he is out of gas.

by nofreetime on May 15, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Humm....

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 15, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Better than crabs.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Grizzly’s spirit animal is Panda!

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

pray for fpom’s off the astros bats

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:04 PM PDT reply actions  

UGH

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 15, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Here goes HHIIEAAD trying to snatch victory out of .the jaws of defeat

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%

by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

But instead it is defeat for teh jaws of victory he is grabbing.

No worries, we will score again in the next 6 outs!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%

by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good start.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Bourn is pretty fast.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on May 15, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

why can’t you hasve been fucking suspended

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants E-Ticket ride

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man...

I really wouldn’t have left Timmy in there. He gutted out 7 solid innings without being overly sharp. Facing Berkman when not terribly sharp, and maybe getting tired sounds scary to me.

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy just always has to leave the starters in one inning too long

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

lead off double. woot

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

…and to second for free on the steal

by nofreetime on May 15, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

CARDIAC

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice dig, Aub.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Infield Double

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by jctGamer on May 15, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

exactly

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Superior management, Borky

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 15, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I am tired of Bourn.

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by RaymondStone.com on May 15, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Why don’t you give Bourn an ultimatum?

by speckops on May 15, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zing!

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, you just had to.

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by RaymondStone.com on May 15, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should give him an ultimatum.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good, now he’ll walk Matsui on four pitches

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Uggggghhh is anyone warming up?

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

are you kidding?

THIS IS TIMMY’S GAME!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affeldt

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 15, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not until the game is completely out of hand

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

bochy continues to show 0 faith in the bullpen

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this the part of the game where we argue about whether Tim should have stayed in or not when the bullpen blows the lead?

by DFARowand on May 15, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t think anyone wanted him still in there.

by speckops on May 15, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap crap crap crap

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by rhys on May 15, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes, please

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 3:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Affeldt is in the pen

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Bullpen please

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT WAS A STRIKE

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

-psst, Tim -

_ there’s a runner on -

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

...second...

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND NOW AFFELDT WARMS UP

LOL

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a strike.

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

COOL BUST OUT THE LUNCHBOX STRIKEZONE

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

i’ve seen this story before

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 15, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah, ump.

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by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t understand why Bochy just doesn’t get someone warming up at the beginnign of the inning. This has bit him in the ass so many times this year.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Sadly, this.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only Now is Affeldt is throwing

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 15, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Bourne could walk to 2nd

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL our inability to hold a runner

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

All day, every day

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

ROH!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW!

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

The only funny part of this

is that everyone here knew exactly what was going to happen.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 15, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT ROHLINGER!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG RICKROHL!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Let Kaz make an out, Dammit!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 15, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Yah, like dat

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 15, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

RICK ROHL

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 15, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

RICKROHLED!!!

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

BORKED

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice.

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by RaymondStone.com on May 15, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit Rohlinger!

by DFARowand on May 15, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH RYROL

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

With Timmy’s athleticism, I would imagine a good pitching could teach Timmy to have an above average pick-off move.

by nofreetime on May 15, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Get MadBum here now!

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing can change the fact that his delivery is quiet distinctive

when he starts to home, plus it’s pretty slow. He’s never going to hold runners on well unless he has Yadi Molina catching, rather than his fatter, slower brother.

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet!

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 15, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

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by jctGamer on May 15, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I like this.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rick Rhol saveing his melon headed boss!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%

by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Rick Rolled!

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

“This image or video has been moved or deleted.”

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg shut up Karros, that was almost a double.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I think our best shot at catching base stealers is to hope they overslide the bag.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL KEMP

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck yeah Torres!

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK

by SundownMotel on May 15, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

JESUS CHRIST ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude's immortal

Doesn’t matter

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on May 15, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he?

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was he playing Ski ball?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obscure!

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Karros loves pointing out what folks do wrong.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

See how to call Uribe off Rowand?

"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader."

by cybermaldonado on May 15, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you Berkman.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

2 outs, just like that

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank God that ball hung up there a long time.

by nofreetime on May 15, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

what if velez was in that situation…

by sfoakbay on May 15, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't believe in hypothetical situations

It’s like lying to your brain

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 15, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

is this blond version of carlos lee any good

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on May 15, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I just saw Date Night so

Karros should shut his vagina

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 15, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope Jason Michaels doesn’t make us pay

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

My pocket is empty, the joke would be on him

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was unaware that Rohlinger was even playing until that previous out.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on May 15, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

lolol eric karros ripping matsui a new one

by marvinbenard7 on May 15, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH THIS GUY!!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim: FINNISH HYMNS!

by speckops on May 15, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM!

FINISH THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

TIM

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

finish him

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on May 15, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

K this sub!

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 15, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

HYMNs!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%

by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

pls k

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Here come the STFUs.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on May 15, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

STFDs

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for jinxing it.

by speckops on May 15, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I had that kind of control over the game lol.

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by RaymondStone.com on May 15, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD, U!

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

//channels bondslegend rage//

STFU

by speckops on May 15, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chris Rose really has a certain gravitas.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 15, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I mean STFDs.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on May 15, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

How did he lay off that pitch

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow how did he take that one?

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Apparently a better hitter than the ones we're used to watching

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

GameDay agrees.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck he’s doing the i dont wanna swing mode

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

YER LOSIN ME UMP

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a fucking strike.

by speckops on May 15, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Tim, don’t leave it up to the pen

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

POOP

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 15, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

BAH

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad baserunning by Bourn

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

i’m ok with this

by sfoakbay on May 15, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goddammit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

damn scrubini

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 15, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Please get Pence out.

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

No fastballs in that at bat. weird.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

This is stupid.

If we get out of this side unscorced upon the Baseball Lawds have been very generious to us today.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%

by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson up now too

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.

Leaving him in.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 15, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%

by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Tim still in the game??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I have no idea what Bochy’s approach to Lincecum is

by DFARowand on May 15, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

invisible weed

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 15, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leaves him alone, like Rags

by speckops on May 15, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy can grit it out.

Kid’s a gamer.

He’ll be just fine, needs to work through it himself.

Bork bork bork bork.

Oh, he walked someone while pitching well, let me take him out quickly.

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Bochy think the Giants are losing right now? I have no idea why he is still pitching.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Timmy's weed must be wearing off

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 15, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

this shit is scaring me

by sfoakbay on May 15, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

BULLSHIT

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 15, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions  

see pitchfx tool graphic above

it was strike three, and not by a little bit

by wcw on May 15, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It didn’t look like THAT obvious of a strike to me.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It dropped quite a bit after crossing the plate which is I think what got the umpire confused.

by nofreetime on May 15, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love getting squeezed for strikes as a giants fan

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mind if I link to this in the post-game?

by Grant Brisbee on May 15, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO HOTLINKING, N00B

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by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

PHEW

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 15, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

thank god

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew.

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY GIANTS

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by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

My son’s a genius!

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on May 15, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

YES

NOW CAN YOU FUCKING TAKE HIM OUT

by sfoakbay on May 15, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

This is not the safest method for avoiding pregnancy.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

hm

/reconsiders options

by sfoakbay on May 15, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%

by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEART ATTACK AVERTED

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Delayed?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 15, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck yeah timmeh

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on May 15, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

a wild, wild tim today...

8IP: 1R, 4H, 5K, 5BB, 120 pitches….

with tim’s control today… what more can we ask for?

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on May 15, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Not making him throw 120 pitches?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 less inning and ~15 less pitches?

by marcello on May 15, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good for not having good stuff.

The 5 walks really worry me, though. His control had been so much better this year…

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by rhys on May 15, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn’t really worry me – everyone has off days with control.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

atta boy

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 15, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

at least until the 9th

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

GTFU, crowd!

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Insurance runs please.

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by RaymondStone.com on May 15, 2010 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

120+ Pitchees

Even Bork is not that stupid

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 15, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

famous last words

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 15, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh the underestimation…

by Artimus Clyde on May 15, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

FACT:

No one has come close to plumbing the depths of the stupidity of Bork

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol.

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on May 15, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now for the relievers….

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 15, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Ahmen.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%

by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy was left in

because he’s fucking TIMMY, thats why

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 15, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, well in THAT case.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

pedro feliz leading off the inning EEEEEP

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH LORD PLEASE WONT YOU HELP WILSON MAKE IT THROUGH THE 9TH

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

His fastballs got faster

after 120 pitches?!?!?!

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on May 15, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Ala Bartolo Colon.

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by RaymondStone.com on May 15, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing should surprise you with TIm

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmmmeeeeeee

Preakness-mounted….

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on May 15, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Watching Houston fail I feel a certain kinship with Astros fans now

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 15, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meanwhile, in the dugout.

Bork: Whaddya thing, Kid, you good for the 9th?
Timmy: I dunno, starting to feel a bit tired…
Bork: Ah, c’mon, finish it out. You’ll be fine.
Timmy: If you say so, I’m game to try.
Bork: Bork bork bork bork bork.

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions  

this

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

My client’s acting up, and won’t finish loading the GDT page because it’s “Waiting for cdn2.sbnation.com…” As a result, the page isn’t updating with new comments. Anybody know what might be causing this?

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by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 3:18 PM PDT reply actions  

lack of computing gamerness

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 15, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s fine for me

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 15, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Try closing and reopening your browser.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

And my connection bounced and now it works. Weird.

I would restart the browser, but I’m the sort to keep a ton of tabs open, so that’s not an appealing proposition for me, generally. Thanks to everyone who offered suggestions.

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by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can save your tabs to reopen later.

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can usually save tabs

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That happened to me the other day. I restarted my browser and it was back to normal.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grant's boss is in the Throne Room?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chics showing too much cleavage

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

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by jctGamer on May 15, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is your computer on?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 15, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

try unplugging the little wire thingy. that should do the trick

by sfoakbay on May 15, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to say

It says a lot about Tim that this was probablly his worst start of the year so far.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

hasnt walked five since last year against COL

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on May 15, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good old Zito. Handing Lincecum the chew within seconds of him entering the dugout.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 15, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re a moron, Rowand

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

AND THEY'RE OFF

A BUNCH OF HORSES ARE RUNNING ARE RUNNING ON A TRACK!

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on May 15, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

As exciting as NASCAR!

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

But markedly slower!

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

aaron waveand.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

He’d be a perfect Cub.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Face of the franchise!

by DFARowand on May 15, 2010 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Whos that Tweet?

the fuck?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 15, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Really how this team wins with this management is amazing

they win in spite of them

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 15, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I am in this line.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%

by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly correct analysis

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE HORSES ARE RUNNING STILL

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on May 15, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

So i wasnt here earlir..

Is Torres the every day LF now? Bowk permanently on the bench?

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 15, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Bowker > Rowand

I dare you to prove me wrong.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 15, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Rowand has a GG!!

WRONG

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is no doubt in anyones mind about that statement

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Don’t have to worry about anyone daring you.

by TheSoundOfHockey on May 15, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROWAND HAS A RING

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO DO BENGIE AND EDGAR

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by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand makes more money.

HENCE

Rowand > Bowker

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 15, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

NEEDS MOAR VETERAN PRESENCE

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on May 15, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

$

Ergo, Rowand is more valuable.

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably wrong

Rowand is a solid defensive CF, that has a lot of value, even if he can’t hit.

by marcello on May 15, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

“probably” being the operative word

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 15, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably, meaning most likely.

by marcello on May 15, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The point is that no one can “prove” me wrong, because we have no idea whether Bowker is any good.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 15, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bowker should be playing

But certainly not over Rowand. He should be playing over Torres, who is a fantastic 4th outfielder who could fill in at all 3 OF spots for rest days.

by marcello on May 15, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ignoring salaries

I’m not sure that our best outfield isn’t Bowker, Torres, Schierholtz.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 15, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

That definitely hit Torres

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Insurance runs please!

I’m cheering for the brown horse!

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

HIGH DRIVE, INFIELD, CAUGHT!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

No Triple Crown again

by DFARowand on May 15, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I don’t want to follow my own friends on facebook. Why would I follow you

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK PRIVACY, LET’S STALK

by sfoakbay on May 15, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

no triple crown for super saver

by sfoakbay on May 15, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d rather lose with Timmy on the mound as this point than watch the pen blow a 4th straight for Timmy.

That being said, I’m glad Bork left him in for the 8th, but definitely Wilson for the 9th.

by The Franchise on May 15, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: Looking At Lucky won the Preakness

The Triple Crown will be vacant for the 33rd straight year.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

GROUND ATTACK!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

HUFF DOIN THE ICHIRO

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

TALL ICHIRO

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by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huff with the SPEED

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Happy Lol e gag?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Aubrey Huff and Puff

"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader."

by cybermaldonado on May 15, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

so much lolz

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on May 15, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Does this count as a rally?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%

by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

But it did not end in GiDP. I am confused.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%

by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

VRRROOOOMMMMMM

Huff

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

VROOM!

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Great, another 2 out hit.

by kdl on May 15, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

What would you prefer?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

no out hits?

"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader."

by cybermaldonado on May 15, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

No outs never while Giants are batting!

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That just shorted out my Cray supercomputer.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

huff n puff down the line

by marvinbenard7 on May 15, 2010 3:22 PM PDT reply actions  

also that 1st pitch was closer to oakland than it was to the strikezone.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Have you been watching this game?

Huff sucks!

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

no3,LOOKING-AT-LUCKY

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on May 15, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Molina

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by jctGamer on May 15, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Exceeding the horse's carrying capacity.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could add three more horses and make the same comment

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now that you mention it the cart does seem to falling backwards and takeing the horse with it.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%

by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sinking the chariot.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

We'll take it.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on May 15, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

PAPA DUBS TIME

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 15, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

CHRIS ROSE CURSE ON BWEEZY

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay Brian.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Deep breaths.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on May 15, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Breaking news: Bengie molina can’t hit a hanging slider.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Breaking news: Bengie’s excellent at hitting the buffet table.

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by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve had the game on in the background. Cleaning and packing, preparing to move next week. These announcers are pretty fucking terrible.

But yay Tim and Urine.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I know what these announcers need

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MV3!!!
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by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 15, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

The Masses Demand 3 More Outs

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 15, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

OK Brian

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

123 PLSPLS

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

4

UR MAMA

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on May 15, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants Baseball: hopefully it won’t be torture

IN TIMMY WE TRUST

by LincecumFTK on May 15, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

First pitch fastball to Feliz. Cool

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Who here believes we’ll see a 1, 2, 3 inning?

by nofreetime on May 15, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn’t say hope, I said believe. :)

by nofreetime on May 15, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

WRONG!!

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think strikes, Wilson…strikes.

by TheSoundOfHockey on May 15, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

All right, help him out

by oldgiantsguy on May 15, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

When did Wilson become one of the best in the league?

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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 15, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

When you were sleeping

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

finish him

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by RDreamer on May 15, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to see Slowlina blog about how he holds the bat when he hits his ground balls

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

SLIDER SLIDER SLIDER SLIDER

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 15, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

slider please

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

These commercials, I swear.

“The new Buck Double, the next big thing, only at Burger King.” Really? It is just like the McDouble at McDonald’s: a double cheeseburger with only one slice of cheese. What about it makes it the next big thing?

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by RaymondStone.com on May 15, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

They said it was going to be the next big thing, therefore it will be the next big thing.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

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by RaymondStone.com on May 15, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the slider is a easy take per usual :(

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah! Not even Feliz will swing at those

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

You have to throw the sliders a bit closer than that, Brian.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN

FINISH HIM

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah wtf he sure did when he was with us for that near decade

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

3-2

Of course.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 15, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

You’re a jackass Brian

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson...

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%

by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Wilson classic AB.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Don’t walk Feliz.

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

DONT RUIN MY SATURDAY

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

All right, WHO ORDERED DRAMA?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

This guy

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Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 15, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

phew foul

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants baseball…Torture

by DFARowand on May 15, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man I was so ready to start cussing and throwing things. Waaaaay too close.

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

He can hit the fastball, Brian

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Calm on Wilson

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Foulfoulfoulfoulfoul...

…whew.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s unpossible.

Feliz can’t walk.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Only against the Giants

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is that kind of game.

Timmeh had more BB then K’s as well.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%

by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, crap-- a BB

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 15, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

boooooooooooo

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 15, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

MOTHERFUCKER BRIAN

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

How the fuck did you walk Feliz?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 15, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

ASDLASMKLDMKLASMKLDASMKLDASMKLDMKLASMKLDASMKLDMKLASDMKLAS

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

You fucking moron, Wilson.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap crap crap

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 15, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

OH COME ON

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

doubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplaydoubleplay

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play Double Play

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck

OH FUCK

and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs

by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 15, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Wilson,

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE don’t present Frown here.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Robb Nen

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on May 15, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LETS JUST PINCH STRIKES ALL DAY TO MAKE IT A INTERESTING GAME

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW A FUCKING STRIKE WILSON

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 15, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw strikes.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Gameday sez: Ball 4 was Strike 3.

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by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

People

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by joe579 on May 15, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

according to gameday that was strike 1 but whatever

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMNIT WILSON THROW STRIKES TO HIM

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 15, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW A FUCKING STRIKE WILSON

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Ump isn’t giving him shit

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Ump isn’t giving him shit

by Grant Brisbee on May 15, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This has been way to familiar a trend this season.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stirkes please!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%

by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I can’t get over how bad those first two sliders to Feliz were

Even Aaron Rowand wouldn’t swing at those

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

those were the two easiest takes of the day.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course, they weren’t aimed at his back foot.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

You give Scott too much credit

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE’S AFRAID OF THESE SLUGGERS

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh hey thanks for that graphic fox

by DFARowand on May 15, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s Humberto Quintero!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian Wilson pitching = Heart Attack

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

More!!

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on May 15, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Fox announcers trying their best to jinx Wilson

by nofreetime on May 15, 2010 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM WILSON!!!!!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN!

FINISH HIM!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLEASE GOD SAVE ME

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes

Even Maddux once said that pitchers who don’t throw strikes are giving hitters way too much credit.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on May 15, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, well.

Most pitchers don’t get a foot and a half of movement on their fastball. God, Maddux was disgustingly good.

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andrew "Bob" Knepper

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

PHEW

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 15, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD QUINTERO

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

2 more of those plz

by sfoakbay on May 15, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll take the GIDP special, instead. Fewer opportunities for heart-attack-Wilson to kill us all.

by speckops on May 15, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kilson

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

whoops

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

gas gas gas

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by cybermaldonado on May 15, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

DO IT FOR TIMMY

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

BY HIM!

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 15, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Would a scuffed baseball really help a gas-thrower like Wilson?

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD

God, Fox feed is so slow.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Nom Nomm Nom

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%

by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Not Blum......

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I ENJOY NEAR HEART ATTACKS 162 DAYS OF THE YEAR

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh great, Geoff Blum

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

U-RBI-E

Game Changing Player of the Game

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on May 15, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

BOSS

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on May 15, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH NO

GEOFF

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 15, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

SHUTTUP CHRIS ROSE

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 15, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

He's terrible

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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously!

I hate Fox!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 15, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh fuck it’s Geoff Blum D:

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

No no mo'

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 more Wilson

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

ONE MORE

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 15, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

1 more 1 more 1 more 1 more 1 more

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

suck it blum

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

1 pitch out?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 15, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Wilson. Finish this shit

by DFARowand on May 15, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

iF THE PADRES HIT THAT THAST A DOUBLE LOLOLOL!

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Get the last out, [Giants pitcher].

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

/ the daveinexile is standing

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%

by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy flashes "torture" sign to Wilson

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 15, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

What does that sign look like?

by nofreetime on May 15, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

thumbscrews

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 15, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, when Wilson throws strikes, he’s unhittable.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on May 15, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson’s good when he’s consistent!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on May 15, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, that’s a reference to a bad announcer quote.

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on May 15, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 more, Wilson...

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on May 15, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow this ump was calling low strikes early on but now he’s not calling anything

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Strike 1 was waaaaaay outside, haha. What a shitty ump.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

who needs consistency?

by sfoakbay on May 15, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Call strikes, [ump].

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP PINCHING STRIKES YOU GAVE TO OSWALT

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Pedro, Humberto, Geoff, and Cory.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Boy band?

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG HUMBERTO IS SOOOOOOO CUTE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jingleheimer Junction?

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by RDreamer on May 15, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

.219 as a ph, throw strikes

by oldgiantsguy on May 15, 2010 3:34 PM PDT reply actions  

That was further outside than the last pitch

by DFARowand on May 15, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Strike?

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Brian

FINISH HIM

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

finish him?

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on May 15, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

ONE MORE STRIKE YOU ASS FACE

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice pitch.

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by RaymondStone.com on May 15, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

could have gone inside to feliz but nope just had to save it for here

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN

FINISH HIM

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN!

FINISH THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Crapfuck

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 15, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMNIT ROHLINGER!!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMMIT

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh...

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on May 15, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Fack

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Rohl!

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMIT, JUST THROW IT

by sfoakbay on May 15, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

/facepalm

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by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOO

WILSON

Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

by ilovesushi on May 15, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh no, Roh...

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

TRAGIC!

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on May 15, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

TEASE!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%

by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck. Not Bourn again. Fuck this noise.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

God dammit

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 15, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

HEART ATTACK

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

needs to work on throwing indeed

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Rick Rolled

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Judy

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Great, Michael Bourn

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Shoot yourself, Karros.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

pleeeeeeeeease

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on May 15, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The universe hates Tim Lincecum

Fuck it.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 15, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

SCRIPTED?

torture

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on May 15, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Ruh Rohlinger

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on May 15, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

How is that not an error

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

THE BASEBALL GODS AND UMPIRES OF THE WORLD HATE TIM LINCECUM

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW A FUCKING STRIKE

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 15, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW A STRIKE ASS FACE

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMMIT BRIAN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes, Please

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

/ the daveinexile is still standing ...

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%

by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES, BRIAN

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES TO THE SLAP HITTER, YOU ASS

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Wtf is going on with Wilson>?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 15, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on! >:(

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on May 15, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

is this really necessary?

by sfoakbay on May 15, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

at this point do you walk him?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 15, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS FUCKING BRUTAL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Not sure this was covered in the Geneva Convention.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Karros really hates those Asians doesn’t he?

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 15, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

WILSON!!!!!!!!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

how the FUCK can Bochy say that Wilson is one of the best closers in the game?

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on May 15, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus H Christ

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 15, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Dumb

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

wow.

just wow.

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 15, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

WILSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Fireman Fail?

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 3:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I REALLY AM ENJOYING HEARING CHRIS ROSE TALK SHUT HIM THE FUCK UP

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Watch him walk Matsui on four pitches

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

My butthole is puckering.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

You stupid fuck

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

This is fucking bullshit

by DFARowand on May 15, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Get the last out, [Giants pitcher].

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Christ I hate this team sometimes

Tim Lincecum has left 4 leads this year – 3 have been blown. WTF

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 15, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

kitty is seeing danger

oh noes

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 15, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASE TORTURE ME MORE

"The Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck..."
-what passed for good radio when I was 12

by RichHerreraHomer on May 15, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

normal

calm-stillness

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on May 15, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Worst hitter in MLB up right now with the bases loaded.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on May 15, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

lulz

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mrs Montag, Mrs. Montag, someone's FAILing...

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOW YOU WARMUP SOMEONE BORK?

Seriously?

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 15, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m going to murder a puppy

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

You just know Matsui is going to do something here

by nofreetime on May 15, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

That didn’t have to be a strike

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL what? that was not a strike

by DFARowand on May 15, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't complain

I just want the game to end.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

by KTJ on May 15, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wilso send this gy straight to teh dugout!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%

by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

How is that a strike and the others aren’t!?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

SAN FRANCISCO GIANT SAVE SITUATIONS WE KNOW DRAMA

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN

FINISH HIM

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

That was high and away

by nofreetime on May 15, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

BURY HIM!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 15, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN

FINISH HIM

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASE FINISH THIS GUY!!!!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN!

FINISH THIS GODDAMMIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Bork

Bork: Huh. Next time, I’ll just let Timmy in for the 9th.

by Voxx on May 15, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM YOU DOUCHE!

by DFARowand on May 15, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow karros is being really rude to Matsui tbh

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

What’s he saying?

by speckops on May 15, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s the suckiest bunch of suck that ever sucked!

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

He couldn’t hit 78 right now!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been knocking him down pretty much the whole game.

by TheSoundOfHockey on May 15, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's see a 100 mph pitch now.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on May 15, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

This one better be another 6 inches off the plate in the same spot

by nofreetime on May 15, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH THIS ASS FACE!!!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL Anal fissures!

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

(not really)

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure Matsui slept with Karros’ dog.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 15, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

OH LORD PLEASE WONT YOU HELP WILSON MAKE IT THROUGH

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

STRIKES

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 15, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

GIANTS BASEBALL: TORTURE TORTURE TORTURE

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 15, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, Wilson.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus christ this is pain

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 15, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

/distraught

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

99

THIS IS THE YEAR..........

by DoubleDeuce22 on May 15, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW STRIKES, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

BRIAN

FINISH HIM

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

FOR FUCKSAKE WILSON, FINISH THE GAME.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants Baseball: Torture

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

If he walks Matsui I may destroy something

by nofreetime on May 15, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I predict another fastball away.

by speckops on May 15, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

vdsnhkgna;GN;DVVNG;JDKANFG;SNB;SBN’nfd’skngs;n

by sfoakbay on May 15, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

PUPPIES ARE GOING TO DIE WILSON!!!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Throwing

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

The announcers

Really hate us…they are trying to give him a hit

by Artimus Clyde on May 15, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

srsly

could they try to jinx him any harder?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

jesus...

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on May 15, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

I dont like where this is going

by DFARowand on May 15, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

throw som strikes or i will cut ur fohawk off

THIS IS THE YEAR..........

by DoubleDeuce22 on May 15, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

GAH

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 15, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

because his slider is crap

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

HYMNS

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%

by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW THE SLIDER

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 15, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Clap clap clapclapclap!

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

he needs a knuckleball

by mlb22 on May 15, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Has he thrown anything aside from fastballs yet?

by speckops on May 15, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

started out 0-2…

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Down the middle.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

God dammit Kruk and Kuip you’ve confused me :(

by speckops on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG!!!! MOLINA!!!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD DAMMIT

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU PIECE OF SHIT MOLINA

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Tipped.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

/heart attack

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

GODDAMMIT IT BENGIE

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Damnit Molina!

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMNIT BENGIE

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

gah so close!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

MOLINA YOU SUCK!@

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU HAVE TO HANG ON TO THAT BENGIE YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

no he's a "vetewran"

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

posey would have caught that.

just sayin’

by marvinbenard7 on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

lolina

"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader."

by cybermaldonado on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU MOLINA!!!!!

by DFARowand on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

HE HIT IT RIGHT INTO YOUR GLOVE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING SHIT MOLINA

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

CLAMP YOUR FUCKING MIT

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Molinia, defnsive specilist.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%

by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

R. U. SERIOUS.

THIS IS THE YEAR..........

by DoubleDeuce22 on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

BRING UP POSEY!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck You Bengie

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

3-2

AIEEEE

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh 3 balls

UGGGGH HE IS GOING TO WALK HIM

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

This is how we’re going to die.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh...

Smart people learn from their mistakes. Smarter people learn from the mistakes of others. - Raymond Stone

by RaymondStone.com on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

WILSON I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate this goddamn team

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 15, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

/prepares to break stuff

by DFARowand on May 15, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

WAAAAAAAAAAT

THIS IS THE YEAR..........

by DoubleDeuce22 on May 15, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

SHUT UP KARROS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

He is going to walk in the tying run.

Stupid fuck

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Kaz fucking Matsui……

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 15, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw it down the middle, Brian.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

by sfoakbay on May 15, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I fucking hate Brian Wilson.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

PUPPIES ARE GOING TO DIE!!!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

They loose this game I fitting that tub of goo with the Goat Horns.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%

by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 15, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

This….

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

So many fucking fouls

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 15, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Hooray for double-digit pitch battles with Kaz Matsui.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 15, 2010 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF SO MANY FOULS

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on May 15, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU MATSUI!

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 15, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Just give up, Matsui.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

KAZ = ECKSTEIN

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 15, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY WONT THIS END

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 15, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

i am going to die

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

This is not good for my health.

"The Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck..."
-what passed for good radio when I was 12

by RichHerreraHomer on May 15, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

JESUS CHRIST I AM DYING

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK FOUL BALLS

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 15, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

So, what's everybody eating?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

my own bile

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

fingernails

"The Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck..."
-what passed for good radio when I was 12

by RichHerreraHomer on May 15, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

a fifth of gin

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why have I been punished in life to root for this team

by DFARowand on May 15, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I was asking myself the same thing

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

LK;;;JHJKFFGBNMVTREQERQDFSG

THIS IS THE YEAR..........

by DoubleDeuce22 on May 15, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

THROW HIM SOMETHING OFFSPEED OMG

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

What is it now? Like 36 pitches this inning?

by TheSoundOfHockey on May 15, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson

needs a second pitch

1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!

by Docter419 on May 15, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT!?

Heresy!!

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I’ve had multiple heart attacks

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

ASIAN DAVID ECKSTEIN

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s unfair to Matsui

by speckops on May 15, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about a beer?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

woohoo for underage drinking

by sfoakbay on May 15, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

UNTHINKABLE!

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on May 15, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG FOUL AGAIN

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 15, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Keep battling Brian

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I REALLY HATE THIS GAME

Wilson: you suck
Bengie: you suck harder

It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).

by can of corn on May 15, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

and rohlinger

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 15, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf 8 foul balls!

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on May 15, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

ASDJASLDKAD

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

tHIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF??????

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 15, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Matsui

sucks balls c’mon wilson

1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!

by Docter419 on May 15, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

this is a joke. cmon now.

by marvinbenard7 on May 15, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

WIN OR LOSE THE GAME JUST GET IT OVER WITH

"There he goes. One of god's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

by KINGofCRA5H on May 15, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

a 15 pitch AB?

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 15, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Im worried about his arm at this pt

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 15, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Swung at ball four a couple times

by DFARowand on May 15, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

This is seriously unreal

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 15, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Wilson FTW !

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 15, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

this is getting epic

"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader."

by cybermaldonado on May 15, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE IN THIS SITUATION

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

CHANGE SPEEDS YOU MORON

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

40 PITCH INNING GIANTS WIN!!!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

wilson is taking this one more round thing to heart…

by marvinbenard7 on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Oy, Vey!

deserved both

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants Baseball: Torture


"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank God. We got really fucking lucky.

by speckops on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Motherfucking John Wayne!

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING FINALLY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks GOd!

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

HEART ATTACK

Brandon Crawford: Your SF Giants 2011 Opening Day starting SS!

by Azmanz on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Win

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

ahhhh!

epilepsy!

Adopted: David B. Flemming

by Larson2042 on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t use this again.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

10-4 Boss Man!

"Skillet, we just spent $64,000 in that bar. So we're gonna have to get jobs to cover up the fact that we rob banks" -Mouse Fitzgerald

by joe579 on May 15, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never had a moments doubt...

"There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader."

by cybermaldonado on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

FINALLY

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY FUCKING GOD

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

DEAR LORD BRIAN!!

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK FINALLY

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST…. a win for lincecum… too too stressful

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCKING HELL WE WIN!

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Cripes

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Christ thank the lord it’s over.

And fuck you, Wilson. You don’t get to do your stupid MMA shit when you load the bases.

Supporting San Francisco Dugout since 2005 and Manny Burriss since 2006. Bringing you all your California League and New York-Penn League needs since 2009.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I AM ABOUT TO SMOKE A JOINT THE SIZE OF TIM LINCECUMS STOMACH ULCER

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

i knew he had it all along lol

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

NEVER IN DOUBT

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants baseball: COMPLETE FUCKING TORTURE!

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS, I CANT EVEN THINK OF ENJOYING GIFS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU MATSUI WILSON MOLINA

by sfoakbay on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Kevin Mitchell has a black belt in keeping it real.

by kbsofaraway08 on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA LINCECUM
“FUCK YA!”

by MLWhiteSF on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

This was hilarious.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on May 15, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

whew

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Dance! DAnce!! DAnce!!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%

by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%

by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants baseball: torture.

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

TORTURE!

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh wow. That epic voice crack on the “TORTURE” needs to be remembered.

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 15, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 15, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

because I was in tears for the entire last two innings

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Kaz Matsui....was hittin .154 before that at bat

FUCKING GIANTS
FUCKING MOLINA
FUCKING WILSON



Timmeh is still good.

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 15, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Wilson

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

lol the gameday strikezone is pelted with pitches... 15 of em.

gotta give brian credit… pretty consistent w/the zone

Tim Lincecum for Cy Young!

by GiNgiNxbOi on May 15, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Good riddance

GIANTS BASEBALL: TORTURE

"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent

by Yoyo on May 15, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit, Wilson didn’t blow it.

by TheSoundOfHockey on May 15, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 15, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

PEW PEW PEW!

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 15, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The most amazing, sensational, dramatic, heart-rending… exciting, thrilling finish in the history of Giants Baseball!

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on May 15, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

THERE WILL BE NO EXTRA POINT!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on May 15, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

.........


"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

WINZ!!!!!!

/dies from too much stress

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on May 15, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

just another AHAHAHAHAAAAAA...

…LAUGHER!

Adopted: David B. Flemming

by Larson2042 on May 15, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone else sweating like bengie walking up 3 stairs?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Was that a win?

It felt like a brutal car wreck, where fortunately no one was seriously injured…

Except for the massive amount of heart attacks

by Artimus Clyde on May 15, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants Win: Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Did we ever identify the owner of that, ’Giants Baseball: Torture" sign from last week?

No one here gets out alive.

by Bond16 on May 15, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

that felt almost as brutal as latos’s 1 hitter

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Without Molina’s laziness it would be 2-0

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 15, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

KAZ MATSUI IS THE INFERIOR MATSUI

So, can we talk about how much we hate Bengie? He did his damndest to lose that game for us.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Indeed

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 15, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

But yes I agree

Fuck Molina

Let's bring the...

by Swager on May 15, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your post makes no sense.

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on May 15, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Torture

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I heard her give an interview wherein she mentioned this gif.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 15, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, no more hot dog eating on video?

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on May 15, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

After a game like that I need some Win Pie!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%

by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

yusssss

Billy Ripken is not a fuck face

by Karlifornia on May 15, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

DONT INTERVIEW BENGIE HE BLEW THE GAME

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Win

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY THE HELL ARE THEY INTERVIEWING BENGIE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Called a great game

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

MADE A GUTSY CALL

That makes Karros and Rose look smart.

Well, relatively.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timmy doesn’t have time for Fox’s bullshit

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on May 15, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coordinated effort from rest of team to preserve the spread.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Epic AB is epic.
Long inning is long.
Tense game is tense.
Dramatic save is dramatic.
Anxiety-inducing reliever is anxiety-inducing.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f**kin' amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on May 15, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

that was not a great battle, that was wilson and molina being fucking morons, and stfu bengie

by sfoakbay on May 15, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 15, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 15, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 15, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Bengie Molina, face of the Giants…ugh

by nofreetime on May 15, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 15, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

yer not doin it rite

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 15, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

no subject line

+ shit gif

=

epic fail

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shaking hands

The camera caught Lincecum coming up to the handshakes with a “Fuck yeah!”

"The questions are so stupid. I don't believe in rivalries. I don't believe in curses. Wake up the damn Bambino, maybe I'll drill him in the ass."
- Pedro Martinez, asked about the Curse of the Bambino

by achiappanza on May 15, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

New GIF!

It was perfectly clear and loud too. Awesome.

My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.

by goGSW24 on May 15, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

DONT INTERVIEW THE GUY WHO DROPPED THE STRIKE 3

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

That kind of ricochet is way tough to catch. I don’t fault him

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on May 15, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. This.

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 15, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Willy?

WILLY?

Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry

by GrahamCrakalaka on May 15, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

“Hey Bengie… as the Matsui at-bat was going on and on, did you feel like killing yourself for dropping the foul tip on the slider? You consider yourself such a good catcher, that must have hurt your soul.”

by mlb22 on May 15, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

if they asked it...

they wouldn’t be FOX

Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.

by Aadik on May 15, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 15, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Your Alright Brian

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 15, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ask him about Posey to see him cry

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 15, 2010 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

hopefully they put on the mariners game

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

nevermind tb won LOL

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 15, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Awkward Applause

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 15, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

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