Post-game thread: Giants score runs, Wellemeyer pitches well, beers drink people
Dear Astros,Last year, the San Francisco Giants lost a game against Mike Hampton. Tonight, you lost a game against Todd Wellemeyer. We are now even and consider this matter closed.
Sincerely,
The San Francisco Giants
While that’s not entirely fair to Wellemeyer, it was just a wee bit unexpected to watch him pitch a gem, even if it was against a struggling Astros offense. The sinker was sinking, the slider was sliding, and the command was...commanding? Well, it wasn’t a complete abomination, at least. In fact, it was pretty good.
Wellemeyer is still Wellemeyer, and a good start against the Astros isn’t going to change that. But you can at least see the talent that intrigued Dave Duncan. For the first month of the season, I just thought Duncan, like, owed a favor to Wellemeyer’s sister, or something. Dude had no control and no stuff. It was like Shawn Estes with Kirk Rueter’s arm.
Tonight he looked like a pitcher who belonged in a major league rotation. With the upper minors bare, save for a wobbly Bumgarner, that’s a very, very good thing.
Also of note: Pablo Sandoval ripped an outside pitch into right field. That’s good. It was the best at-bat he’s had in weeks.
Also, also of note: Pablo was drilled in the foot and had to leave the game. That’s bad.
Also, also, also of note: The Giants scored more runs tonight than they’ll score off Mat Latos in his career. It was kind of fun.
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I’m glad the San Francisco Giants won this game
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
jponry: Never afraid of a contentious opinion.
Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.
I like it when the Giants win
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I’m actually rooting for the Dodgers this weekend. Even though I know when the season is over the Dodgers will be more of a threat to make the playoffs than the Padres are, we can’t beat the Padres, so we need others to do it for us,
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
by rxmeister on May 15, 2010 4:56 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
This is the first time I’ve heard Torres speak.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Before I looked over to see who it was I thought to myself, “Why are they interviewing Sanchez?”
:(
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 14, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
that's racis!
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 15, 2010 6:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Didn't see this interview
But have seen him before and he comes across as a really nice guy
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
It was only on radio
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Does anyone else get pissed when we score eight runs a night after losing 1-0?
Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.
Si.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 14, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Yethhh
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 14, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
109
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Don’t stay happy long, do you?
/ducks
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
See, this is exactly what I think, too. “Fuck, man, why couldn’t they have scored some of these runs last night? The aggressive baserunning (okay, well, when you get 1-hit, aggressive baserunning isn’t going to help all that much), the bloop singles, the gappers, those would all have been very helpful.” That’s immediately followed by “Why the hell can’t I just enjoy the win?” which is immediately followed by “Oh yeah, those MCC manthropes drilled this incessant hatred and cynicism into me.”
Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.
I blame Grant.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It's definitely Grant's fault
that Los Gigantes won this game.
Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.
"MCC manthropes"
What about the women?
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Meh, that’s a pretty fine line.
Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.
No, though I did mentally reallocate runs so that the Giants won this one 4-2, and beat the Padres two out of three in the last series.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
This is the type of Change I can vote for
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 14, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatever.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Not at all
that’s baseball. It was fucking awesome tonight. It sucked yesterday, and it might suck tomorrow. But it was awesome tonight.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
by bondslegend on May 14, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT'S BASEBALL NERDZZZZ
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
also
It’s entirely possible the Padres are a better team than the Astros, and all 3 of the Pods’ starters are better than the Astros guy.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 15, 2010 6:17 AM PDT up reply actions
No.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 14, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
There was a game yesterday?
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
This guy's off his rocker
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 14, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Stay off my lawn and subway, foreigners and queers with AIDS!
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
You got it all wrong. It’s foreigners and queers that make God so mad that He has to give us AIDS.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
I was making a "rocker" reference
Did he say that?
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Nope. I get excited.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
You just can’t hide it?
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Yes, and I think I do in fact like it.
Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.
Oh oh oh Amadeus.
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 14, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Honestly, with this offense, I’m happy any time we score this many runs.
Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa
by raisingcain on May 14, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Everybody’s happy!
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
....now a days
Sorry, saw The Buzzcocks on Thursday
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
by rxmeister on May 15, 2010 5:04 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Tim's got the energy. He will amaze.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Good game
Good job by Wellemeyer.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
Oh is that why we won?
I knew it was something.
Jeaaaggaahh
by Soulbrother16 on May 14, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I could love her. Can I meet her?
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 14, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Mary Ann is hot
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Not really
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Reed’s Extra
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 14, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
That is ginger ale.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 14, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
The best!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 14, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
Especially when poured with a snappy bourbon.
In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.
THIS!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I enjoyed this game better than the last three
The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"
Let's not start an argument over here
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 14, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Sampled Size Baise!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%
/Henry Schulman complains that MCC is making fun of Bengie Molina.
//Bengie writes blog post complaining about MCC’s portrayal of him.
///Grant and the MCC folks snicker and laugh
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
So what did we learn tonight?
These:
1. Todd Wellemeyer can’t pitch.
2. The Giants can’t score runs.
3. Andres Torres sucks, especially against righties.
4. Bengie Molina is a superstar who should not only bat fourth, but also third and fifth (at the same time). And don’t forget he’s The Man With the Golden glove.
5. This season is shot, all over.
6. Move over Ricky Henderson: Aaron Rowand is the new best leadoff man ever.
7. Nate Schierholtz is a faker; John Bowker should have had the job.
8. This team will go nowhere without FSanchez at second.
9. Aubrey Huff can’t catch a ball.
Just what the experts have said all along, yes?
Professional baseball analyst since 1980.
today we learned that, indeed, the GIants can be clutch hitters when BABIP falls in their favor.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
ALL PRAISE BABIP!
He demands a sacrifice:

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 14, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I learned the true meaning of Boxing Day.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Alternatively
1. The Astros are really, really, really bad.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
They’re not THAT bad. Decent pitching, decent lineup, just too old or too young to produce consistently. Berkman and Lee certainly aren’t a horrible middle of the order, Oswalt and Rodriguez are pretty good, and Lindstrom is solid. But all aging vets and kids means you can’t count on anyone to perform, so they do this thing where they go 0-8 then 10-2 then 0-8 again.
Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.
/shrugs
It happens. That doesn’t make them good.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
No, but it does indicate that they’re not bad. The Astros are rarely BAD. They are meh. Mediocre. Decent. Some years they lean towards bad, and some towards good, but they’ve been okay for quite a while now. That’s what happens when your owner refuses to rebuild and you don’t have the young, cheap talent to actually contend.
Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.
well, this year they’re pretty weak
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 14, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Ed Wade is their GM now
that can’t be good
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Hmmm, that sounds oddly familiar.
Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl
Are we thinking about the same Astros?
Last year they were 7 under .500 despite playing in arguably the worst devision in baseball. They had a 68-94 Pythagorean record. OPS+ of 90, ERA+ of 93. They were definitely bad. And they’ve gotten worse.
I was promised lasagna.
And the only thing it indicates
Is that people should stop trying to learn anything from 3 games.
I was promised lasagna.
You said
they’re “really, really, really bad”
I think that was either an overstatement or hyperbole.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
?
They have the worst record in the NL and the worst run differential in the majors.
I was promised lasagna.
so did Cooky
also see above
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 15, 2010 6:19 AM PDT up reply actions
So?
I been on teh Bus that says The Cards are Meh team ( ie Giants & Rox) with an awesome Super Star, and a pair of good other players and a division is full of teams the need a map to wipe their arse for a while. Don’t underestimate The Effect of the last.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%
I learned how to love a 4th outfielder tonight
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
But you love Fred
OH SNAPZ
/joking
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Wha?

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
I learned: Unforgiven is on AMC
I’m happy.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You, sir, need to brush up on your sarcasm
Because whatever it is you’re trying to employ now isn’t funny or amusing or insightful or anything but grating
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
These are the exact nine points that I took away from this game!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Vive les Chemises Orange!
4-0 at home on Fridays!
31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500
We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.
Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™
Astros = slumpbusters
We need them on the schedule after every series against Latos the Destroyer and the Pads.
Bring me the head of Barry Zito! HOLD THAT ORDER two week reprieve to prove himself.
Astros '10
Fat chick @ 2am
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 14, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
i miss it so much.
This team is a tease. 2010 Giants baseball playing Just the Tip with the best of them.
I’m glad I’m done
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I don’t miss the endless courses, but the freedom, and lack of real responsibility sure would be nice.
you had a different college experience than I did
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Yes
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on May 14, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Not fun times in the Frat house?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
oh I had fun
but I also had to schedule 18 hour days most of the time, between work and school.
Even working 12 hour days is easier than that.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I won’t miss the spoiled, self-entitled people
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on May 14, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought only furd grads hooked up with fat chicks and Perkins Waitresses?
/Tiger’d
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
/Claps
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 14, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
um
It’d be nice if the Pads/Dodgers game went into extras for say….21 innings and the Pads had to use up their entire bullpen
by Sandoval Stays Suckafree on May 14, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions
Why stop at 21?
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 14, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Game summary

doan worry, poplo loe he team, he wan get berry good for body to play the beisbol
Proud Aussie father of Roberto Kelly
by Tim LinCyYoung on May 14, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
LOL Bowker
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
finish him
This team is a tease. 2010 Giants baseball playing Just the Tip with the best of them.
Yup
That’s basically the whole game.
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 14, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
tough shit; Torrez took his spot
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 14, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
lol Santa?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 14, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions
Hooray for Timmy Day tomorrow.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
day game tomorrow, with Pablo hobbling I'm guessing it's time for...

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
NATIVE WISCONSIN NATIVE
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
by satyricrash on May 14, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL WISCONSIN
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 14, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
WAT
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
Game graph from tonight

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I'm annoyed that I'll be radio'ing the game tomorrow
Stupid Saturday games. Stupid living in DC and not in the market. Oh well.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
radio’s cool, though
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 14, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I usually prefer it, frankly
but not when Tim is pitching.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 15, 2010 6:24 AM PDT up reply actions
but the game IS being broadcast in the SF area, so wouldn’t there possibly be a justintv feed somewhere?
Maybe, we'll see.
I’m sure some of us other bay area expats will be in the GDT, maybe someone will have a stream.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
There definitely will be some sort of stream out there.
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 14, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
p2p4u.net
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on May 14, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah probs
Hopefully the radio will sync over the video. Fox announcers are, on the whole, awful.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
If you still want another option, this place is good as well
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 14, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Danke.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I don't know any
But Danke is the best word for ‘Thanks’ in any language, I think.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
domo arigato gozaimashita
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Way too many letters
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
ack okinawa flashbacks
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on May 14, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
mr roboto
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
You get Chris Rose and Eric Karros
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Kruk, Kuip, and Flemming will be together though.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Ah, true
At least it’ll be a good feed. And I guess I can listen as I pack up my dorm.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
takin’ teh wagon train out west, are ya?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 14, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Nein
Staying in DC to intern for the summer. I think. I’m not entirely sure.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I'm not one of THEM, I promise
Everyone hates the kids who come in from out of town to intern on capitol hill.
I go to school here, and I’m interning somewhere far away from congress.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
:D
I like the Giants so much better when they win.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Ditto
It makes the rest of my night pleasant
by TheSoundOfHockey on May 14, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the Giants much better when they aren’t playing the damn Padres.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 14, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I said yesterday that the Giants better win when my 12-game win streak on Streak for the Cash ends. And boom!
Would have liked $100K though.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
I wouldn’t play that game only because I’d be scared of getting to 55 games and then losing. It would haunt me forever.
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on May 14, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
X-Rays on Pablo Sandoval were negative. Which is positive news. Panda was walking without a limp. He’s fine.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 14, 2010 10:47 PM PDT reply actions
Whoever, deity. Not, whoever walkoff baltimore chop or the source
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 14, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Chuck sez

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on May 14, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
give him a day off though
please
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
HITTERS HIT THEIR WAY THROUGH SLUMPS
PABLO CAN HANDLE IT UNLIKE BOWKER.
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+10000
/starts at catcher.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 15, 2010 6:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Says the Giants Medical staff
which means he probably has a couple of torn tendons
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ugh.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
NOW GIVE HIM A FUCKING DAY OFF SATURDAY
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
hmm
I don’t think that would be restful.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 15, 2010 6:26 AM PDT up reply actions
I know nothing about hockey but that Flyers comeback was epic. Down 3 games to none, and then down 3-0 in game 7… You’d think they’re morale would’ve run out
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
History will be made!
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What if the Bruins didn't go up 3-0?
History will be made.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
What if Marco Sturm didn't get hurt? :(
History will be made.
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What if Michael Leighton wasn't put on waivers?
History will be made.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
What if there was only 6 men on the ice?
History will be made.
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What if Simon Gagne's last name didn't mean "win"?
History will be made.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Hockey really has the best playoffs this year
LOL NBA PLAYOFFS
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ESPECIALLY
Game 7s, in every round.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)
by natteringnabob on May 15, 2010 6:27 AM PDT up reply actions
They are morale
/feels like a dick
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I’ve been making this typo a lot lately
Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
by Useful_Idiot on May 14, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
TIMMYS EYES ARE GREEN
I just needed to say
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
Gorgeous green eyes.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 14, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Reason this came up is the video of him giving final ok to his new bobblehead. I had always pooh-poohed the fangirls who said he had green eyes. But he said his eyes are green, so I guess he thinks so too.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on May 14, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Hah, I haven’t seen that yet. I just always thought he had gorgeous green eyes.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 14, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
his eyes smell like flowers
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
and his car like Thai food
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
by shanghaijim on May 14, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think it smells like that.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 14, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
He brings the Thai food in to cover up that other smell
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
Dog?
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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what the fucking is going on in this subthread
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I don’t know what the fucking is happening here.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 14, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, you can’t ever get rid of that smell.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Woot, the Padres lost.
Anyone unhappy that the Dodgers won?
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by positiveuphemism on May 14, 2010 11:24 PM PDT reply actions
I’d rather the Dodgers lose.
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jctGamer: I’d rather stay in 2nd place

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by positiveuphemism on May 14, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
That is not what I said. That is your interpretation of what I said.
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Well sure, in general we would all like to see the Dodgers lose…except when they play teams ahead of us. That’s why inter division play is awesome…everyone can lose (cept for us.) Those are good days. I hope the Dodgers sweep this weekend.
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by positiveuphemism on May 14, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t. In poker you don’t worry about money going to the weak player at the table. You consider that money on temporary loan because he is going to lose it back to the rest of the table.
Same thing here. The dodgers will finish better than the Padres after 162 games. I’d rather the Dodgers lose as many games as possible.
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This isn’t poker, though. It’s baseball. The 88 Dodgers won the World Series. Of course our team is more comparable to them than the Padres are, but still, the Padres are not a horrible team. To this point, they have the best pitching in baseball. If they somehow keep it up all year, they will contend for the division title.
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by positiveuphemism on May 14, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t agree with your point, but I do agree with your gif.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
i cannot...
stop looking at this .gif
by Sandoval Stays Suckafree on May 15, 2010 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions
they're going to be good again before we know it
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Ever watch Dexter?
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by positiveuphemism on May 14, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I fully expect the Dodgers to have a better record
than the Pads before the season’s end. I want the Dodgers to lose as many games as possible by the all star break.
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The thing is, sometimes teams have flukey seasons. Right now the Padres are probably a fluke, but they are definintely ahead of us in the standings. I guess there is a possibility that something horrible would happen in SoCal this weekend and take out both teams. That would be nice-ish sorta. Not in a humanistic way, but in a horrible fuck all y’all sports way, for sure.
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by positiveuphemism on May 14, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
you can’t score board watch in May. You don’t worry about who is ahead by a couple of games. You want the most talented and your rival team to lose as many games as possible.
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I don’t entirely disagree with you. I also don’t think the Dodgers are real contenders this year. Now if it were the Rockies, I think you would have a point.
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by positiveuphemism on May 14, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I still believe the Rockies and the Dodgers will finish 1-2 in the west.
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What you're failing to understand,
…is that a friend of mine who’s a Padre fan is pounding his chest after the sweep and saying how the Pads are going to take down the Dodgers have making the Giants their bitches.
It is therefore imperative that the Dodgers win the series so my friend will shut up.
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
you have one of those too, eh?
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I have no Padres or Dodger fan friends
I do however have a St. Louis Cardinal fan friend who, every time I see him, goes into a Candy Maldonado slide, throws his hands in front of his face and yells, “I lost it in the lights!”
I now can laugh at that.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
That's actually pretty funny
It would be like doing a Shawn Estes slide and quickly getting up and hop away while holding your ankle saying “ow! ow! ow!”
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
If there’s any day to sit Pablo, it is when Tim Lincecum had been asked to throw baseballs. Be cool, Bochy. Let Pablo have a margarita, eat a salad and chill out for an afternoon.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Couldn't watch the game, but...
Wellemeyer went into the 8th? Seriously?
I call bullshit.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
if you didn't see it
it didn’t happen
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Thought so.
Glad we could clear this up.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
As frustrating as it is to be a Giants fan … we’re not Diamondbacks fans.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
2001 World Series Champions
The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.
Randy Johnson/Curt Schilling at the top of their game.
Those two combined to win 43 games.
That’s 25% of a season.
They also combined to lose…six.
The offense (Gonzales was insanely good) had plate discipline up the wazoo.
Reggie Sanders was granted free agency after the Series, and signed elsewhere.
That team then immediately went to the Series.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Agh.
I had a feeling I did that…combined to lose 12.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Seriously.
Whenever I think about laughing at the Diamondbacks, I think about that Game 7 in the WS. That was…damn.
Then I still find some excuse to laugh at them because I’m a spiteful bitch.
Cleveland Indians.
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Houston Astros.
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).
by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 15, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Totally OT- LOL Adam Ant
Agrees to a gig because his career’s in the dumpster and doesn’t realize it’s a benefit in a church hall for Catholic children. Shows up drunk and curses out the priests and nuns and says he’s a punk rocker and shouldn’t be doing shows for kids. Arrested and back into rehab.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
by rxmeister on May 15, 2010 5:32 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Why in the world would a Catholic charity book Adam freaking Ant? Had they not listened to any of his music before hand? For an encore they’ve booked Sinead O’Connor?
Maybe they thought he was a
…Goody two shoes
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by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Up and at 'em!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
He was desperate
…but not serious
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by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions
With the upper minors bare, save for a wobbly Bumgarner, that’s a very, very good thing.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 9:35 AM PDT reply actions
SSS + he sucked last year.
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by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions
And Wellemeyer excelled?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m just saying that Hacker hasn’t done enough to prove he is the real deal. Had you linked Pucetas you would have had a better point.
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by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Or Martinez?
I thought Hacker would be more accessible to the big club.
I really want to know (and Eric probably does too) that he’s NOT this year’s Ortiz, Ra.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
FRED LEWIS 1-1 WITH A DOUBLE TODAY, and a run scored
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Gotta say, I love the every at bat updates. Maybe a thread could be made that is just for his at bats. Maybe per pitch
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by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I think we all have this silly idea that someone in the FO will realize that the Giants aren’t handling the young talent all that well. So every Fred, Frandsen, Bocock etc… triumph is a dart in Sabean’s eye. I would doubt they are even paying attention, when have they ever?
Gotta do it, we all have to just remind ourselves of the pathetic use
of every player that was washed up with the giants and flourished or at least did somewhat better on a different team. Rajai Davis, Fred Lewis, what was the deal with Aardsma?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I think Fred is a special case from the others
Everyone else isn’t/wasn’t that good. Aside from Matt Palmer, fluke pitcher extraordinaire, and Frandsen and Bocock, who are bench players at best, Davis is probably not even a 2 WAR guy and Aardsma has had only one really good season, which was last season and full of balls being caught at the warning track (which was something the people at USSM and LL didn’t think would last, obviously).
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
then there’s the Heyward-Bumgarner type of fail
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 15, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Well that's a whole different case; draft v. giving some MLB-ready talent away
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
then there’s the Heyward-Bumgarner type of fail
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
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well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 15, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Did we ever learn why Bowker didn’t start yesterday? Wound up being a good thing, but I’d still like to know the reasoning.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I think it’s clear at this point that Fred Lewis is the best player in baseball
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Just made a routine catch!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
He's playing RF too!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
good
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Not good for Timmy’s chances to get a win against Oswalt though
Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels
We lean on Sandoval more often than Lincecum.
What’s the stat, WinOps or something, that shows the winning percentage when a particular player is in?
That’s off the top (or out of the top) of my head. I have no feldergarbing idea, really.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
/falls down
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Pat Burrell anyone?
Dude got DFAed today and…
Bay Area ties!
by DFARowand on May 15, 2010 11:13 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
What's a Werth worth?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
/drool
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I keep rooting for that douche to fail, and he keeps on knocking the shit out of the ball.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
He is an uber-douche, but he sure can hit…
Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels
And field, And run.
Douche.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
What's with that plate discipline bullshit too?
Being a dick to the game, that’s what it is
Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all
McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.
Rowand,
Torres
Huff,
Molina
Uribe,
Nate,
Downs,
Rohlinger,
Lincecum
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
JUDY!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
LOL BOWKER!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Now one in five…
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You know, I don’t even care so much that it’s Torres over Bowker. I’m not even much of a Bowker fan. It’s just that Bochy made this huge point about starting Bowker and has now done the complete opposite.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
He never does what he says he’s going to do. I betcha people could come up with a gazillion examples.
In the light of declaring Bowker the starting RF after a strong spring training, this recent example feels particularly egregious.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Bengie won’t be hitting cleanup!
First base is not a platoon between Garko and Ishikawa!
Pablo will get a day off soon!
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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I'll take the low-hanging fruit...
Romo is the 8th inning guy
Romo is not the 8th inning guy
Nate is the starting RF
Bowker is the starting RF
Velez is the starting RF
Nate is the starting RF
Velez is being optioned to AAA
Bowker is going to get more ABs in LF
Torres is the starting LF (if he plays well)
Nate is going to bat 8th
Nate bats 6th next day
Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels
Why lol Bowker?
Torres deserves the start.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Because Bochy is a liar and doesn’t appear to much care that this is so.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
LOL BOWKER could be applied to Rowand getting another start (it is for me, at least). Don’t be so Torres-defensive.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
true
apologies
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I re-read my comment, and it sounds scoldy-er than I meant it to be.
Something closer to "Don’t be so Torres-defensive. ;) "…..would better communicate what I meant.
Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.
I got it, no biggie
I’m a huge Torres shill.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I don’t think it was scoldy enough!!
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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I demand more scoldiness!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 15, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Because if he’s not going to actually give Bowker more ABs with DeRosa out, he shouldn’t say he’s going to.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Also
It feel like Rohlinger’s turn to have a crazy Nate/Downs hot streak.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Pablo had his chance.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
extrabaggs
Bruce Bochy on whether Andres Torres is his everyday LFer: “It’s up to him, really – how well he plays and how well he swings the bat.”
Whatever that means..
Bork does not believe in every day players
Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels
that didn't seem to work for Fred Lewis
but it’s okay because POKEMONZ
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