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Post-game thread: Giants score runs, Wellemeyer pitches well, beers drink people

Bengie Molina ducks out of the way of a fastball, moments before lining it into right field for a base hit.

Dear Astros,

Last year, the San Francisco Giants lost a game against Mike Hampton. Tonight, you lost a game against Todd Wellemeyer. We are now even and consider this matter closed.

Sincerely,

The San Francisco Giants

While that’s not entirely fair to Wellemeyer, it was just a wee bit unexpected to watch him pitch a gem, even if it was against a struggling Astros offense. The sinker was sinking, the slider was sliding, and the command was...commanding? Well, it wasn’t a complete abomination, at least. In fact, it was pretty good.

Wellemeyer is still Wellemeyer, and a good start against the Astros isn’t going to change that. But you can at least see the talent that intrigued Dave Duncan. For the first month of the season, I just thought Duncan, like, owed a favor to Wellemeyer’s sister, or something. Dude had no control and no stuff. It was like Shawn Estes with Kirk Rueter’s arm.

Tonight he looked like a pitcher who belonged in a major league rotation. With the upper minors bare, save for a wobbly Bumgarner, that’s a very, very good thing.

Also of note: Pablo Sandoval ripped an outside pitch into right field. That’s good. It was the best at-bat he’s had in weeks.

Also, also of note: Pablo was drilled in the foot and had to leave the game. That’s bad.

Also, also, also of note: The Giants scored more runs tonight than they’ll score off Mat Latos in his career. It was kind of fun.

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I’m glad the San Francisco Giants won this game

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 14, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

jponry: Never afraid of a contentious opinion.

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on May 14, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer these Giants

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 14, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I like it when the Giants win

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 14, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

San Diego serves the DEVIL

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 14, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

They compete with Russell Martin

to suck the devil’s lower pitchfork? Eh?

by L-Nova on May 14, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m actually rooting for the Dodgers this weekend. Even though I know when the season is over the Dodgers will be more of a threat to make the playoffs than the Padres are, we can’t beat the Padres, so we need others to do it for us,

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on May 15, 2010 4:56 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

This is the first time I’ve heard Torres speak.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 14, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Before I looked over to see who it was I thought to myself, “Why are they interviewing Sanchez?”
:(

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 14, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's racis!

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 15, 2010 6:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 15, 2010 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't see this interview

But have seen him before and he comes across as a really nice guy

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 15, 2010 3:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was only on radio

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 15, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does anyone else get pissed when we score eight runs a night after losing 1-0?

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on May 14, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Si.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 14, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 14, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 14, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yethhh

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on May 14, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

109

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t stay happy long, do you?

/ducks

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 14, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, this is exactly what I think, too. “Fuck, man, why couldn’t they have scored some of these runs last night? The aggressive baserunning (okay, well, when you get 1-hit, aggressive baserunning isn’t going to help all that much), the bloop singles, the gappers, those would all have been very helpful.” That’s immediately followed by “Why the hell can’t I just enjoy the win?” which is immediately followed by “Oh yeah, those MCC manthropes drilled this incessant hatred and cynicism into me.”

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on May 14, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of fan posts rolled into one.

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 14, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame Grant.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 14, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's definitely Grant's fault

that Los Gigantes won this game.

Rooting for the Yankees is like cheering the tanks at Tianamen Square.

by brothersky on May 14, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

"MCC manthropes"

What about the women?

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pissed? Not quite. Annoyed and irritated? Yes.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 14, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, that’s a pretty fine line.

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on May 14, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, though I did mentally reallocate runs so that the Giants won this one 4-2, and beat the Padres two out of three in the last series.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on May 14, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the type of Change I can vote for

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on May 14, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

shhhh

Bring me the head of Barry Zito! HOLD THAT ORDER two week reprieve to prove himself.

by elGuapo on May 14, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 14, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not at all

that’s baseball. It was fucking awesome tonight. It sucked yesterday, and it might suck tomorrow. But it was awesome tonight.

Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team

by bondslegend on May 14, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

It’s entirely possible the Padres are a better team than the Astros, and all 3 of the Pods’ starters are better than the Astros guy.

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 15, 2010 6:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

No.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 14, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a game yesterday?

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 14, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not only was there a game yesterday, but there was a World Series in 2002!

by L-Nova on May 14, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone remind that guy they canceled the World Series in 2002.

The ASTEROID dude. The Asteroid.

by zuma420 on May 15, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

You got it all wrong. It’s foreigners and queers that make God so mad that He has to give us AIDS.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 15, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was making a "rocker" reference

Did he say that?

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 16, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. I get excited.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on May 14, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just can’t hide it?

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 14, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you going to lose control?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 14, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, and I think I do in fact like it.

Proud father of Mark Gardner(29 years my senior): mastermind of our airtight relief corps, local boy, and owner of an unofficial no-no against the Dodgers.

by srpwrd on May 14, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you want to.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 14, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh oh oh Amadeus.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 14, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, with this offense, I’m happy any time we score this many runs.

Adopted Giant: Henry Sosa

by raisingcain on May 14, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd be pissed if we'd lost 1-0 again

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 15, 2010 3:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 15, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Everybody’s happy!

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 14, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

....now a days

Sorry, saw The Buzzcocks on Thursday

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on May 15, 2010 5:04 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Tim's got the energy. He will amaze.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good game

Good job by Wellemeyer.

Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's

by Giant among Angels on May 14, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

anyone ese love ginger ale?

by slackersphere17 on May 14, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh is that why we won?

I knew it was something.

Jeaaaggaahh

by Soulbrother16 on May 14, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could love her. Can I meet her?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 14, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Mary Ann

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 15, 2010 3:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mary Ann is hot

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not really

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 14, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reed’s Extra

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 14, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is ginger ale.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 14, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The best!

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 14, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like. If they made this a little less sweet, it’d be perfect.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 15, 2010 8:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Especially when poured with a snappy bourbon.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 15, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

THIS!

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed this game better than the last three

The baseball Satanist
I promise that my adopted Giant, one Zach Wheeler, will not shoot anybody.
"I told the family lovingly slide"

by thehavenot on May 14, 2010 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s a bold statement

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 14, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sampled Size Baise!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%

by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 5:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

bouillabaisse?

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 15, 2010 7:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yummmmmm

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 15, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

/Henry Schulman complains that MCC is making fun of Bengie Molina.
//Bengie writes blog post complaining about MCC’s portrayal of him.
///Grant and the MCC folks snicker and laugh

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 14, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

When do we get to throw Poo and have meatloaf?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%

by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 5:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Always.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 15, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

So what did we learn tonight?

These:

1. Todd Wellemeyer can’t pitch.

2. The Giants can’t score runs.

3. Andres Torres sucks, especially against righties.

4. Bengie Molina is a superstar who should not only bat fourth, but also third and fifth (at the same time). And don’t forget he’s The Man With the Golden glove.

5. This season is shot, all over.

6. Move over Ricky Henderson: Aaron Rowand is the new best leadoff man ever.

7. Nate Schierholtz is a faker; John Bowker should have had the job.

8. This team will go nowhere without FSanchez at second.

9. Aubrey Huff can’t catch a ball.

Just what the experts have said all along, yes?

Professional baseball analyst since 1980.

by owlcroft on May 14, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

today we learned that, indeed, the GIants can be clutch hitters when BABIP falls in their favor.

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 14, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALL PRAISE BABIP!

He demands a sacrifice:

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on May 14, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He like bigger heads.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%

by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 5:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Like Laynce Nix?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 15, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I learned the true meaning of Boxing Day.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 14, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

but you already know Kung-Fu

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry

by jctGamer on May 14, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it “Hitting people is good”?

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on May 14, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alternatively

1. The Astros are really, really, really bad.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on May 14, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

Bring me the head of Barry Zito! HOLD THAT ORDER two week reprieve to prove himself.

by elGuapo on May 14, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re not THAT bad. Decent pitching, decent lineup, just too old or too young to produce consistently. Berkman and Lee certainly aren’t a horrible middle of the order, Oswalt and Rodriguez are pretty good, and Lindstrom is solid. But all aging vets and kids means you can’t count on anyone to perform, so they do this thing where they go 0-8 then 10-2 then 0-8 again.

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on May 14, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

/shrugs

It happens. That doesn’t make them good.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on May 14, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but it does indicate that they’re not bad. The Astros are rarely BAD. They are meh. Mediocre. Decent. Some years they lean towards bad, and some towards good, but they’ve been okay for quite a while now. That’s what happens when your owner refuses to rebuild and you don’t have the young, cheap talent to actually contend.

Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.

by quincy0191 on May 14, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, this year they’re pretty weak

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 14, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ed Wade is their GM now

that can’t be good

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 14, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm, that sounds oddly familiar.

Sharlon Schoop - de favoriete Nederlandse honkbalspeler van McCovey Chronicles.
You always have to be one step ahead of your drunk friends
--Daisy Owl

by Viliphied on May 15, 2010 2:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are we thinking about the same Astros?

Last year they were 7 under .500 despite playing in arguably the worst devision in baseball. They had a 68-94 Pythagorean record. OPS+ of 90, ERA+ of 93. They were definitely bad. And they’ve gotten worse.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on May 15, 2010 4:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

And the only thing it indicates

Is that people should stop trying to learn anything from 3 games.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on May 15, 2010 4:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

You said

they’re “really, really, really bad”

I think that was either an overstatement or hyperbole.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 15, 2010 3:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

?

They have the worst record in the NL and the worst run differential in the majors.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on May 15, 2010 3:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Quincy summed up the stros well

see above

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 15, 2010 4:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

so did Cooky

also see above

"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti

"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 15, 2010 6:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or it indicates that you’re putting too much stock in three games.

GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.

by groug on May 15, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

So?

I been on teh Bus that says The Cards are Meh team ( ie Giants & Rox) with an awesome Super Star, and a pair of good other players and a division is full of teams the need a map to wipe their arse for a while. Don’t underestimate The Effect of the last.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%

by daveinexile on May 15, 2010 5:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

+109

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 14, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alternatively

1. Nothing.

I was promised lasagna.

by Cookyman on May 15, 2010 4:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I learned how to love a 4th outfielder tonight

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 14, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you love Fred

OH SNAPZ

/joking

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 14, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wha?

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 14, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I learned: Unforgiven is on AMC

I’m happy.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 14, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 14, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

You, sir, need to brush up on your sarcasm

Because whatever it is you’re trying to employ now isn’t funny or amusing or insightful or anything but grating

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 14, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are the exact nine points that I took away from this game!

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Vive les Chemises Orange!

4-0 at home on Fridays!

31 May 2007, 21:38 EST - the last time Matteh's career W-L wasn't below .500

We are at war with Los Angeles. We have always been at war with Los Angeles.

Lowering the Quality of Internet Discourse Since 1985™

by S.F. Giangst on May 14, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Astros = slumpbusters

We need them on the schedule after every series against Latos the Destroyer and the Pads.

Bring me the head of Barry Zito! HOLD THAT ORDER two week reprieve to prove himself.

by elGuapo on May 14, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Astros '10

Fat chick @ 2am

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on May 14, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i miss it so much.

This team is a tease. 2010 Giants baseball playing Just the Tip with the best of them.

by elGuapo on May 14, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You crazy bastards should have gone to UCSB. Its like being the varsity QB in high school, you keep looking back amazed at how awesome life used to be.

This team is a tease. 2010 Giants baseball playing Just the Tip with the best of them.

by elGuapo on May 15, 2010 4:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m glad I’m done

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 14, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t miss the endless courses, but the freedom, and lack of real responsibility sure would be nice.

Don't get it?
Try FAQ or FAQII

by Merope on May 14, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

you had a different college experience than I did

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 14, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Wayne Rooney, 1/27/10: Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man
Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG

by Useful_Idiot on May 14, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not fun times in the Frat house?

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 14, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh I had fun

but I also had to schedule 18 hour days most of the time, between work and school.

Even working 12 hour days is easier than that.

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by DrStankus on May 14, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I spent most of my college days playing, coaching, and reffing soccer. Sometimes all in the same day. When I wasn’t doing that I attended classes and worked ~12-24 hours a week.

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by Merope on May 15, 2010 7:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I won’t miss the spoiled, self-entitled people

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by Useful_Idiot on May 14, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought only furd grads hooked up with fat chicks and Perkins Waitresses?

/Tiger’d

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 14, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Claps

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on May 14, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gross, Tiger

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 14, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish the Giants played them every game.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 14, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be the Padres.

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by Merope on May 14, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

um

It’d be nice if the Pads/Dodgers game went into extras for say….21 innings and the Pads had to use up their entire bullpen

by Sandoval Stays Suckafree on May 14, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Why stop at 21?

Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.

by Thoroughbred on May 14, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, im workin the game and i have plans

by mlb22 on May 14, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Bowker

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 14, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to break out that Bowker on a milk carton picture.

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by Merope on May 14, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by jponry on May 14, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

finish him

This team is a tease. 2010 Giants baseball playing Just the Tip with the best of them.

by elGuapo on May 14, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

That’s basically the whole game.

by TheSoundOfHockey on May 14, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BOWKER

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 14, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

tough shit; Torrez took his spot

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
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by greatgiantfan on May 14, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Santa?

"The thing is, it happened."
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by walkoff baltimore chop on May 14, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Hooray for Timmy Day tomorrow.

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by 49er16 on May 14, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

/prays against a fourth straight ND

by L-Nova on May 14, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well shit,

You might as well pray for a win.

by Juan Primo on May 14, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

day game tomorrow, with Pablo hobbling I'm guessing it's time for...

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by jctGamer on May 14, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 14, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

NATIVE WISCONSIN NATIVE

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 14, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL WISCONSIN

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 14, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAT

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 15, 2010 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Game graph from tonight

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by 49er16 on May 14, 2010 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 14, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm annoyed that I'll be radio'ing the game tomorrow

Stupid Saturday games. Stupid living in DC and not in the market. Oh well.

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 14, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

radio’s cool, though

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 14, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I usually prefer it, frankly

but not when Tim is pitching.

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by natteringnabob on May 15, 2010 6:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

but the game IS being broadcast in the SF area, so wouldn’t there possibly be a justintv feed somewhere?

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by Merope on May 14, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe, we'll see.

I’m sure some of us other bay area expats will be in the GDT, maybe someone will have a stream.

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by GiantPain on May 14, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

There definitely will be some sort of stream out there.

by TheSoundOfHockey on May 14, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

p2p4u.net

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by Useful_Idiot on May 14, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah probs

Hopefully the radio will sync over the video. Fox announcers are, on the whole, awful.

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by GiantPain on May 14, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Danke.

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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 14, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know any

But Danke is the best word for ‘Thanks’ in any language, I think.

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by GiantPain on May 14, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

domo arigato gozaimashita

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by jctGamer on May 14, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Way too many letters

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by GiantPain on May 14, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

ack okinawa flashbacks

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by shanghaijim on May 14, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

mr roboto

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on May 14, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

But...

Grassy Ass!

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 14, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You get Chris Rose and Eric Karros

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on May 15, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kruk, Kuip, and Flemming will be together though.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 14, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, true

At least it’ll be a good feed. And I guess I can listen as I pack up my dorm.

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by GiantPain on May 14, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

takin’ teh wagon train out west, are ya?

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 14, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nein

Staying in DC to intern for the summer. I think. I’m not entirely sure.

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by GiantPain on May 14, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard about those DC interns!

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by Merope on May 15, 2010 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not one of THEM, I promise

Everyone hates the kids who come in from out of town to intern on capitol hill.

I go to school here, and I’m interning somewhere far away from congress.

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by GiantPain on May 15, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Twirl it.

Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.

by satyricrash on May 14, 2010 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

:D

I like the Giants so much better when they win.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 14, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Ditto

It makes the rest of my night pleasant

by TheSoundOfHockey on May 14, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the Giants much better when they aren’t playing the damn Padres.

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 14, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said yesterday that the Giants better win when my 12-game win streak on Streak for the Cash ends. And boom!

Would have liked $100K though.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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by cheno on May 14, 2010 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I wouldn’t play that game only because I’d be scared of getting to 55 games and then losing. It would haunt me forever.

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by Useful_Idiot on May 14, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like going deep into a poker tournament but not making the money, honestly.

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by cheno on May 14, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

I hate that.

Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.

by grape on May 14, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

X-Rays on Pablo Sandoval were negative. Which is positive news. Panda was walking without a limp. He’s fine.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 14, 2010 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you, whoever

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 14, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoever, deity. Not, whoever walkoff baltimore chop or the source

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 14, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baggs

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 14, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chuck sez

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 14, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

give him a day off though

please

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by jponry on May 14, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

HITTERS HIT THEIR WAY THROUGH SLUMPS

PABLO CAN HANDLE IT UNLIKE BOWKER.

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by jctGamer on May 14, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

+10000

/starts at catcher.

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"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

"117 elements, and still no Stanfurdium"- carp (paraphrased)

by natteringnabob on May 15, 2010 6:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Says the Giants Medical staff

which means he probably has a couple of torn tendons

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by jctGamer on May 14, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 15, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

NOW GIVE HIM A FUCKING DAY OFF SATURDAY

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by SFGuy on May 15, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

hmm

I don’t think that would be restful.

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"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

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by natteringnabob on May 15, 2010 6:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know nothing about hockey but that Flyers comeback was epic. Down 3 games to none, and then down 3-0 in game 7… You’d think they’re morale would’ve run out

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by Useful_Idiot on May 14, 2010 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

History will be made!

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by jctGamer on May 14, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if the Bruins didn't go up 3-0?

History will be made.

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by mymclife on May 14, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if Marco Sturm didn't get hurt? :(

History will be made.

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by jctGamer on May 14, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if Michael Leighton wasn't put on waivers?

History will be made.

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by mymclife on May 14, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if there was only 6 men on the ice?

History will be made.

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by jctGamer on May 14, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if Simon Gagne's last name didn't mean "win"?

History will be made.

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by mymclife on May 15, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hockey really has the best playoffs this year

LOL NBA PLAYOFFS

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by jctGamer on May 14, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every year

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 14, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, every 4 years the world cup is better

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by jctGamer on May 14, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPECIALLY

Game 7s, in every round.

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"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw

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by natteringnabob on May 15, 2010 6:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are morale

/feels like a dick

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on May 14, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve been making this typo a lot lately

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by Useful_Idiot on May 14, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

TIMMYS EYES ARE GREEN

I just needed to say

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by shanghaijim on May 14, 2010 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Gorgeous green eyes.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 14, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reason this came up is the video of him giving final ok to his new bobblehead. I had always pooh-poohed the fangirls who said he had green eyes. But he said his eyes are green, so I guess he thinks so too.

Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.

by shanghaijim on May 14, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah, I haven’t seen that yet. I just always thought he had gorgeous green eyes.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 14, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

his eyes smell like flowers

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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

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by DrStankus on May 14, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

and his car like Thai food

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by shanghaijim on May 14, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He brings the Thai food in to cover up that other smell

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by groug on May 14, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dog?

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by Natto on May 14, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the fucking is going on in this subthread

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by jctGamer on May 14, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know what the fucking is happening here.

"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 14, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s the fucking?

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 15, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wet dog.

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by groug on May 14, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, you can’t ever get rid of that smell.

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by Natto on May 14, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear Thai food works pretty well.

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by groug on May 14, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woot, the Padres lost.

Anyone unhappy that the Dodgers won?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 14, 2010 11:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I’d rather the Dodgers lose.

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by jctGamer on May 14, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

jctGamer: I’d rather stay in 2nd place

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 14, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is not what I said. That is your interpretation of what I said.

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by jctGamer on May 14, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well sure, in general we would all like to see the Dodgers lose…except when they play teams ahead of us. That’s why inter division play is awesome…everyone can lose (cept for us.) Those are good days. I hope the Dodgers sweep this weekend.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 14, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t. In poker you don’t worry about money going to the weak player at the table. You consider that money on temporary loan because he is going to lose it back to the rest of the table.

Same thing here. The dodgers will finish better than the Padres after 162 games. I’d rather the Dodgers lose as many games as possible.

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by jctGamer on May 14, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

This isn’t poker, though. It’s baseball. The 88 Dodgers won the World Series. Of course our team is more comparable to them than the Padres are, but still, the Padres are not a horrible team. To this point, they have the best pitching in baseball. If they somehow keep it up all year, they will contend for the division title.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 14, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

………… I’m going to stop arguing with you now. You don’t see the point.

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by jctGamer on May 14, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t agree with your point, but I do agree with your gif.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 15, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am in this line.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 15, 2010 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
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by SFGuy on May 15, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

they're going to be good again before we know it

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by jponry on May 14, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ever watch Dexter?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 14, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fully expect the Dodgers to have a better record

than the Pads before the season’s end. I want the Dodgers to lose as many games as possible by the all star break.

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by jctGamer on May 14, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing is, sometimes teams have flukey seasons. Right now the Padres are probably a fluke, but they are definintely ahead of us in the standings. I guess there is a possibility that something horrible would happen in SoCal this weekend and take out both teams. That would be nice-ish sorta. Not in a humanistic way, but in a horrible fuck all y’all sports way, for sure.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 14, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can’t score board watch in May. You don’t worry about who is ahead by a couple of games. You want the most talented and your rival team to lose as many games as possible.

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by jctGamer on May 14, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t entirely disagree with you. I also don’t think the Dodgers are real contenders this year. Now if it were the Rockies, I think you would have a point.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 14, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still believe the Rockies and the Dodgers will finish 1-2 in the west.

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by jctGamer on May 14, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

What you're failing to understand,

…is that a friend of mine who’s a Padre fan is pounding his chest after the sweep and saying how the Pads are going to take down the Dodgers have making the Giants their bitches.

It is therefore imperative that the Dodgers win the series so my friend will shut up.

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 15, 2010 3:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

you have one of those too, eh?

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by jctGamer on May 15, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have no Padres or Dodger fan friends

I do however have a St. Louis Cardinal fan friend who, every time I see him, goes into a Candy Maldonado slide, throws his hands in front of his face and yells, “I lost it in the lights!”

I now can laugh at that.

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's actually pretty funny

It would be like doing a Shawn Estes slide and quickly getting up and hop away while holding your ankle saying “ow! ow! ow!”

Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!

by Goofus on May 16, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

If there’s any day to sit Pablo, it is when Tim Lincecum had been asked to throw baseballs. Be cool, Bochy. Let Pablo have a margarita, eat a salad and chill out for an afternoon.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 15, 2010 12:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Couldn't watch the game, but...

Wellemeyer went into the 8th? Seriously?

I call bullshit.

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by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 12:11 AM PDT reply actions  

if you didn't see it

it didn’t happen

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thought so.

Glad we could clear this up.

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by Solidarity on May 15, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

IT HAPPENED

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 15, 2010 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Allen is Santa Claus! It was in a movie and it happened!

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 15, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

As frustrating as it is to be a Giants fan … we’re not Diamondbacks fans.

Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!

by cheno on May 15, 2010 12:12 AM PDT reply actions  

2001 World Series Champions

The Giants offseason moves - "meh"
Proud father of 2-time Cy Young Award winner Tim Lincecum, who could do whatever he wants to do.

by SFGuy on May 15, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Johnson/Curt Schilling at the top of their game.

Those two combined to win 43 games.
That’s 25% of a season.

They also combined to lose…six.

The offense (Gonzales was insanely good) had plate discipline up the wazoo.

Reggie Sanders was granted free agency after the Series, and signed elsewhere.
That team then immediately went to the Series.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agh.

I had a feeling I did that…combined to lose 12.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

Whenever I think about laughing at the Diamondbacks, I think about that Game 7 in the WS. That was…damn.

Then I still find some excuse to laugh at them because I’m a spiteful bitch.

by Juan Primo on May 15, 2010 1:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cleveland Indians.

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by jctGamer on May 15, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Houston Astros.

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME (for 3 days in 1995).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on May 15, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seattle Mariners

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 15, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Totally OT- LOL Adam Ant

Agrees to a gig because his career’s in the dumpster and doesn’t realize it’s a benefit in a church hall for Catholic children. Shows up drunk and curses out the priests and nuns and says he’s a punk rocker and shouldn’t be doing shows for kids. Arrested and back into rehab.

Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!

by rxmeister on May 15, 2010 5:32 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Why in the world would a Catholic charity book Adam freaking Ant? Had they not listened to any of his music before hand? For an encore they’ve booked Sinead O’Connor?

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by Merope on May 15, 2010 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe they thought he was a

…Goody two shoes

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Up and at 'em!

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 15, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was desperate

…but not serious

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

YEA GIANTS WIN, that’s great

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 15, 2010 8:27 AM PDT reply actions  

With the upper minors bare, save for a wobbly Bumgarner, that’s a very, very good thing.

What?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 9:35 AM PDT reply actions  

SSS + he sucked last year.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Wellemeyer excelled?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just saying that Hacker hasn’t done enough to prove he is the real deal. Had you linked Pucetas you would have had a better point.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nuh-uh… they’re in TripleA if they were any good they’d already be in the big leagues. DUH.

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by Merope on May 15, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

AAA is OK i guess

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 15, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

boom roasted

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or Martinez?

I thought Hacker would be more accessible to the big club.
I really want to know (and Eric probably does too) that he’s NOT this year’s Ortiz, Ra.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

FRED LEWIS 1-1 WITH A DOUBLE TODAY, and a run scored

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 15, 2010 10:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Gotta say, I love the every at bat updates. Maybe a thread could be made that is just for his at bats. Maybe per pitch

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 15, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think we all have this silly idea that someone in the FO will realize that the Giants aren’t handling the young talent all that well. So every Fred, Frandsen, Bocock etc… triumph is a dart in Sabean’s eye. I would doubt they are even paying attention, when have they ever?

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by Merope on May 15, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta do it, we all have to just remind ourselves of the pathetic use

of every player that was washed up with the giants and flourished or at least did somewhat better on a different team. Rajai Davis, Fred Lewis, what was the deal with Aardsma?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 15, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Fred is a special case from the others

Everyone else isn’t/wasn’t that good. Aside from Matt Palmer, fluke pitcher extraordinaire, and Frandsen and Bocock, who are bench players at best, Davis is probably not even a 2 WAR guy and Aardsma has had only one really good season, which was last season and full of balls being caught at the warning track (which was something the people at USSM and LL didn’t think would last, obviously).

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 15, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Todd Linden still sucks.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 15, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

then there’s the Heyward-Bumgarner type of fail

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 15, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

then there’s the Heyward-Bumgarner type of fail

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 15, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

/like this reply fail

well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...

by greatgiantfan on May 15, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did we ever learn why Bowker didn’t start yesterday? Wound up being a good thing, but I’d still like to know the reasoning.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 15, 2010 10:59 AM PDT reply actions  

I heard or read somewhere that botchy wanted more speed at the top of the lineup.

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by Merope on May 15, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s clear at this point that Fred Lewis is the best player in baseball

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 11:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Just made a routine catch!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 15, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's playing RF too!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

He’s versatile!

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by Merope on May 15, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brain Sabean gets a boner.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 15, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fred Lewis your PTBNL.

Pretty soon people will be beating down Sabean’s door to trade us our washed up no chance of success in the majors youngsters, for their broken down gritty gamers. Yippee!

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by Merope on May 15, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

JohnSheaHey Lineup posted. No Pablo.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 15, 2010 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

good

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not good for Timmy’s chances to get a win against Oswalt though

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on May 15, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

We lean on Sandoval more often than Lincecum.

What’s the stat, WinOps or something, that shows the winning percentage when a particular player is in?

That’s off the top (or out of the top) of my head. I have no feldergarbing idea, really.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds about right…

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on May 15, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

/falls down

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just vomited a little…

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on May 15, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

good
I’m just sorry it took a boo-boo to make it happen.

Hey BigHead! Maybe if you’d have given the Panda a little rest he woulda been quicker to get out of the way of that pitch last night!!! Ever think of that?! Huh?!? Didja?!?! Dumass.

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by Merope on May 15, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pat Burrell anyone?

Dude got DFAed today and…

Bay Area ties!

by DFARowand on May 15, 2010 11:13 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

hell no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really? DFA’d? Can we have Werth instead?

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on May 15, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

What's a Werth worth?

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

.342 .423 .667

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on May 15, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

/drool

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on May 15, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I keep rooting for that douche to fail, and he keeps on knocking the shit out of the ball.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 15, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is an uber-douche, but he sure can hit…

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on May 15, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

And field, And run.

Douche.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 15, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

What's with that plate discipline bullshit too?

Being a dick to the game, that’s what it is

Aaron King is still my homeboy... iffy mechanics and all

McFAQ for all you newcomers out there.

by baetown415 on May 15, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

\stabs own eyeballs with sharp pencil

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on May 15, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

$100mil+

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 15, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rowand,
Torres
Huff,
Molina
Uribe,
Nate,
Downs,
Rohlinger,
 Lincecum

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 15, 2010 11:16 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL BOWKER

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on May 15, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 15, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least he is getting a chance to find his swing

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on May 15, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s always in the last place you look.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 15, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

JUDY!

WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience

by Lars The Wanderer on May 15, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BOWKER!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now one in five…

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 15, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know, I don’t even care so much that it’s Torres over Bowker. I’m not even much of a Bowker fan. It’s just that Bochy made this huge point about starting Bowker and has now done the complete opposite.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 15, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is either a liar or this is yet another manifestation of his crippling superstition and hunch playing or maybe both… Either way, the result is that what comes out of that gigantic trap is utterly worthless

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on May 15, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

He never does what he says he’s going to do. I betcha people could come up with a gazillion examples.

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by Merope on May 15, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

In the light of declaring Bowker the starting RF after a strong spring training, this recent example feels particularly egregious.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 15, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

58 at bats is plenty to know that he sucks. He should be given away soon…

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on May 15, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bengie won’t be hitting cleanup!
First base is not a platoon between Garko and Ishikawa!
Pablo will get a day off soon!

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 15, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll take the low-hanging fruit...

Romo is the 8th inning guy
Romo is not the 8th inning guy

Nate is the starting RF
Bowker is the starting RF
Velez is the starting RF
Nate is the starting RF
Velez is being optioned to AAA
Bowker is going to get more ABs in LF
Torres is the starting LF (if he plays well)

Nate is going to bat 8th
Nate bats 6th next day

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on May 15, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why lol Bowker?

Torres deserves the start.

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 15, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because Bochy is a liar and doesn’t appear to much care that this is so.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 15, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in this line.

FREE BUSTER POSEY

by djp4cal on May 15, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL BOWKER could be applied to Rowand getting another start (it is for me, at least). Don’t be so Torres-defensive.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 15, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

true

apologies

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 15, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I re-read my comment, and it sounds scoldy-er than I meant it to be.

Something closer to "Don’t be so Torres-defensive. ;) "…..would better communicate what I meant.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 15, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I got it, no biggie

I’m a huge Torres shill.

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 15, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it was scoldy enough!!

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 15, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I demand more scoldiness!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 15, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because if he’s not going to actually give Bowker more ABs with DeRosa out, he shouldn’t say he’s going to.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 15, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Because they should want to know whether he can hit ML pitching. Since he has already shown he can play at AAA, maybe they should just send him back to AA where he can play every day

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on May 15, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also

It feel like Rohlinger’s turn to have a crazy Nate/Downs hot streak.

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 15, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo had his chance.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 15, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he’s going to play often enough for that to happen.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 15, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

extrabaggs
  
Bruce Bochy on whether Andres Torres is his everyday LFer: “It’s up to him, really – how well he plays and how well he swings the bat.”

Whatever that means..

by giants92388 on May 15, 2010 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Bork does not believe in every day players

Adopted Nut: Paraparaumu, New Zealand native, Andy Skeels

by capn on May 15, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

that didn't seem to work for Fred Lewis

but it’s okay because POKEMONZ

These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others. -Groucho Marx

by RDreamer on May 15, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bork is a bad manager. Science.

In the end, America will be remembered for three things: the Bill of Rights, jazz, and baseball.

by cornball on May 15, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

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