Open Self-Loathing Thread
by Natto on May 13, 2010 2:24 PM PDT
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THE THREADS COME TOGETHER LIKE VOLTRON!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
My Horsea is up to level 29
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Yay!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 13, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Pokemon up to level 50 will obey me, even those obtained in trades!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 13, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I loathe the Giants FO way more than I loathe myself
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Feel free to stop sucking any time now, Giants.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
This thread feels like post-civil war America
/waits for Natto’s thread people to burn us to the ground.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Where did this thread come from!?!?!?
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%
Portal Update:
I just killed the cube. I feel horrible.
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
I didn’t.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Yeah I didn’t at all. But I thought it was hilarious when she said “you euthanized the companion cube faster than any other subject ever.”
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
There are lots of great lines in the game.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
-Ron Washington
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Favorites so far:
-The one about the cube
-“We would like to inform you that floor in this level will kill you. So try to avoid it.”
-“Our earlier statement that that area would not be monitored was a complete fabrication. It is our policy that we will now stop enhancing the truth.”
[paraphrased obviously]
My adopted son is RHP Steve Edlefsen, currently above Gerald Posey on the catching depth chart.
do you next have to gleem the cube?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
And I just completed my download. I’ll start playing presently.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
This sez it all:
Great Grab of the game: AGon grab off of Huff
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 13, 2010 2:25 PM PDT reply actions
Which? Blech.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
does it matter which one?
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 13, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
JONATHAN
FINISH HIM
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Open Self-Lathering Thread
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions
Lather, Rinse, Repeat
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
why
does this image cut off so high?
"The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting..."
~~Pee Wee
1 FUCKING HIT?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 13, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions
Lucky grounder that bounced out of Latos’ glove.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Seriously?
This is ridiculous.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 13, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
You look like you're surprised
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
This is what I pictured too.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I know our offense is bad, but 1 fucking hit?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 13, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
yep! surprised they even got 1 hit
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Better than zero fucking hits.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
On the plus side
Downloading Portal right now. 6.7 MB/S. I’ll miss you, dorm internet…
Spring training stats don't count. Unless you're talking about Kevin Pucetas.
So sanchez has given up 1 run in 8 innings.. Yet it feels like we’re down 6 runs on the road sweet.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Feels like a loss
and I’m just watching the replay for some weird masochistic reason
Waiting for Buster...
Deadspin has picked up the Molina outrage
Needless to say, this is all very stupid, and that the world has been laughing at slow catchers for years without somehow shattering their self-esteem. Also, it should probably be noted that this happened a week ago, and Molina is just now getting around to professing his outrage. The guy’s slow even to anger.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Slowlina is slow
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Leave Bengie Alone!
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Molina should really read the things that people used to say about Ernie Lombardi…
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
You know who else was slow to anger?
Jesus.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Except with those bastard money changers
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
But quick to rise!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Not that I'm a big horse racing fan
But “Get Your Preak On” is pretty genius.
Sanchez is going to lose his second 1-0 game
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2010 2:28 PM PDT reply actions
Nice job, Sanchez. Too bad it will be in a losing effort.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
RALLY BOOTS Work your magic!!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%
Great game SANCHEE
A positive!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 13, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions
He allowed too many runs
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
RE: Self Loathing
Matt Cain blamed himself for the loss last night. I mean after all the hard luck losses, after all the games he’s kept us, after 5 years of being treated like a whipping boy, he deserves better. I am convinced that at the ‘team meeting’ Bochy called Cain out and honestly this makes me angrier than anything the Giants have done/said this year.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
Even Bochy couldn’t be that big an asshole.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yes, yes he can. Remeber a couple seasons ago he was pissed at Cain for not being Cy Young and coming in out of shape?
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%
Cy Young’s not in the best shape himself these days…
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions
SAbean would sign him!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%
Sabean DID sign him.
He didn’t report to ST
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Dig him up, dust him off, he'll be as good as new
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh
I don’t think so.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I dunno
Maybe I’m reading too much into it. It’s this article – http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/05/13/SP681DDLV9.DTL
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
8 innings of 3 hit, 1 run, 5 strikeout ball? Learn how to win, pal.
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.
He's like Cain
I can do it, too!
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 13, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
reality sez otherwise….
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 13, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
OO-FOR-THREEBAY!!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions
BUSTER POSEYS AT THE PARK!!?!?!!? PUT HIM IN BOCHY!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
wait what?
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
In the stands laughing.
Mooning Sabeans box.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Draw the walk, J-Bowk!
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.
Don’t call him that.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Yeah!
His nickname’s Bowky, dammit!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
BOOYA!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 13, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Hay Guyz
Remember when Downs was hitting over .330
and
Pabloey was hitting around .380
and
Scott was hitting around .330
and
Uribe was over .300.
Me neither.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 13, 2010 2:33 PM PDT reply actions
You forgot Gar hitting .720
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
And John Bokwer has the best Giants at-bat since the first inning. Pathetic.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
This is fucking awful.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Ugh.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Torture!
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
What a depressing team to watch
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
+10000000
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 13, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s hard to envision scenarios in which the Giants score. Can’t walk, can’t hit homeruns, can’t run fast, can’t muster consecutive base-hits. Basically we are counting on errors by the opposition.
LOL this game is not even 2 hours long.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Wow it’s gonna suck to lose a PG/no hitter on that one cheap ass hit
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
E-5
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Or rather, UribE-5
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, this offense is supernaturally bad.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Black Magick!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 13, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
The Padres are taking the West
Thanks to the Giants.
I want a balanced schedule.
co-dad w/AfDC of
Ishikawa, the Topps Rookie All Star Team's First baseman. Does he get a chance in 2010?
"Because I don’t know what it means anymore, in the PCL. It’s almost like years ago."
Learn how to NO HIT, Latos, you suck-ass!
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 13, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
In fairness
If you cannot beat the teams in your own division, you are not going to the playoffs.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
and should not be.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 13, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Why not?
We only play 72 games against them.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
These McDonalds fries commercials are really irritating.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
The fans aren't booing
I’m surprised
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
LOL ESPN
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I'll take him
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Looks like we already have him.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
No wonder he is struggling,
He doesn’t even have a bat.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Sanchez comes out for teh 9th?
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%
Hairston Counter: 10.5
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Let Sanchez pitch the 9th
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 13, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions
I disagree
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He’s over 100 pitches. And he’s taking the loss either way. No point.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
He told them to swing away
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
the hacking will continue until the OBP improves
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
The Royals fired Hillman
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Too bad the Giants won’t fire Bochy.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
EVER
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s all his fault I’m sure
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
He really was a horrible, horrible manager though
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Saw that. It’s obviously the manager’s fault that the Royals are bad!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Have they ever stopped to think that maybe they are bad because their GM is an idiot, and not their manager?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 13, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
The incompetent are not competent to judge competence.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 13, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
IMPOSSIBLE!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, he was playing Betancourt over Aviles for a while. That was pretty stupid.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 13, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
He also absolutely destroyed Gil Meche’s arm.
Seriously, guys, read this article: http://www.ranyontheroyals.com/2010/05/hillmans-last-stand.html
He was a fucking awful manager
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Wow.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 13, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
fucking this game
course now I have to go and play the Padres in my MLB The Show franchise, and they’re in first place there too at 19-12 with an 8 game winning streak
i just played them yesterday
eckstein had an inside the park HR on cain thanks to a cut-off throw error..
wow
life like
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on May 13, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I like how they’re playing the spicy salsa music over the highlight, pretending this game has been anything but a snoozefest
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
It’s not like we’re in line to win this game anyway.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
So yeah, that closed door meeting was a crock of shit.
Bochy is not the kind of guy to yell at his players.
He barely yells at umpires for blatantly wrong calls.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It depends how many Vets where in teh room.
HIEAD has no problem dressing down an unestablish kid. We have seen that in his tenure here.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%
How many vets?
Remember he was in a meeting with the Giants!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Bochy probably yelled at all the kids while placating Slowlina and Rent-a-wreck
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, how dare he pitch well against a Quad-A lineup?
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
He wouldn't stand a chance against our AA squad though!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
He needs to get work in, too.
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Botch doesn’t envision a lead anytime soon…..
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by Little Napoleon on May 13, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Not like we will have a save situation anytime soon.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Why?
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This has been one of the most boring and depressing series in the last few years.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Downs – PH – Rowand
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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
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by GrahamCrakalaka on May 13, 2010 2:39 PM PDT reply actions
This is getting ridiculous
There are plenty of teams around the league looking for bullpen help. We don’t need a bullpen of our quality when our starters are all capable of going 7 innings. It’s time to trade from the bullpen to get some people who can fucking hit.
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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
A reliever is not worth a capable hitter, though.
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Package them with prospects if you must.
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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Which prospects?
And for whom?
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
FOR
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
At this point, no one but Posey is untouchable in my eyes
If it can bring in a Willingham-quality player, I’d be ok giving up Bowker and Crawford or Rodriguez or someone of that quality (along with someone from the bullpen)
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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Why would the Nats trade Willingham for those players?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
They wouldn't
This is desperate rosterbation
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 13, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
For Runzler - Bowker - Crawford?
That’s not an awful package for a year and a half of Willingham.
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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
A left handed reliever who can’t throw strikes, a guy who’s never shown the ability to hit in the majors and a shortstop with a sub .700 OPS in AA? Where do I sign up?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Not to mention
The Nats are playing well. They’re in contention. They’re finally starting to build some buzz with their fanbase, esp with Strasburg coming up soon and possibly Harper in the next couple of years.
They’re not going to trade one of their most important hitters for scraps
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Willingham was an example
David Dejesus, perhaps.
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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
or hunter pence
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Are either of those guys really that much of difference makers?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Doesn't take much to make a difference on this team
But probably not, no.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
LOL.
Please, Astros, trade us your one hitter that’s under 80 years old!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, John Bowker and your third-best reliever? And all we have to give up is our 5th-place hitter?
Wow, what a deal!
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly. And I don’t want to give up Affeldt anyway.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on May 13, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Nobody’s going to want to take on Affeldt’s contract right now.
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Which one are you going to trade? Our bullpen is not that good or that deep
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Denny Bautista!
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Runzler or Romo or Affeldt
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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I strongly doubt we’d get anything for Affeldt, with his contract
Romo and Runzler are good arms, but not good enough to fetch an actual difference maker of a hitter
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
And at what positions?
There are veterans at basically every position. RF would be the only available position. Would a Neal for J.D. Drew/Carlos Lee make ANYONE happy?
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Wow I would flip my lid if they did that
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Its a motherfucking quagmire
and the management does nothing about it. The definition of insanity – doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
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At left field
DeRosa should get his surgery now, not later.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Who?
We’re not gonna get anything spectacular for any of the bullpen guys. And would you honestly trust Sabean to make a smart trade? Except for Matt Morris, what was the last savvy trade he made?
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We lose the series
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff gets payback.
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Are the Padres paying them back for being no-hit last year?
by WilliamVanLaunchingpad on May 13, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions
“Adjective” is not an adjective.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
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by troymccluresf on May 13, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Pathetic TEAM is Pathetic…
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by Little Napoleon on May 13, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Next “GIANT” step: The team calls back up gino for a “energy guy”. Team finds themselve in 5th place a week later, attendance goes to sub 10k.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
LOL GIANTS!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 13, 2010 2:41 PM PDT reply actions
It honestly doesn’t feel like they’re in the 9th inning.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
I almost forgot they were playing today
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Every rose has it’s thorn…
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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Technically they are modified branches
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Nerb.
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If life was really unfair, roses would be able to launch their thorns at people passing by!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 13, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Bwahahahaha
One fucking hit.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 13, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions
Latos
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That’s strike three.
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Let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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in the 80s they used to play this clip at candlestick in the late innings when the team was behind. i wish they’d do that again at at&t.
"The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting..."
~~Pee Wee
They do.
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They do, I’ve seen it plenty of times.
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'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
In case you are not keeping track.
This game had a first pitch thrown at 12:45 p.m.
It is now 2:41 p.m. in the top of the 9th.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Furthermore
The A’s Rangers game started an hour before ours and is still going on, headed into the 12th inning.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
So I should expect 25 minutes of ads soon?
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by Gabafnerhagen on May 13, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s been a strike all day
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Hohn is awful.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
All of a sudden he decides the game’s moving too quickly. What bullshit.
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Dunno what the Ump's staring at
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
According to the radio
it’s a good crowd
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uely thought we would be in the 11th by now.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%
Better than being at work.
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That's been a strike all day...
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
I despise this Headley character
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2010 2:42 PM PDT reply actions
Really, for those of you new, young McCoven who haven't seen Blazing Saddles
SEE IT TONIGHT.
It holds up, it is fantastic it is a classic.
I love this movie.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
To Be or Not To Be is terrific too
Actually most of the early Mel Brooks movies are just gold.
Even the more recent ones were good for sight gags and cheap laughs
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well, Headley ruined the poignant little moment of symmetry they had brewing.
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So how long until the Dodgers pass the Giants in the standings?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I wish we were playing the Diamondbacks
:(
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
June 11
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
It wasn’t really a beat down. More of a “stick their leg out and trip so we fall into a pile of horse manure.”
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“WHY DON’T YOU STOP PUNCHING YOURSELF, GIANTS?”
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'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Further evidence of Hohn being awful.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Listening on KNBR
the crowd sounds hostile
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we must be listening to different games
haven’t heard a boo all afternoon
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
if i paid to see this game i would be hostile too
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 13, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
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When the batter calls time so late, I think the default for pitchers should eb to throw at the batter. (Or the umpire but that seems like a poor idea.)
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The ump can just call it a strike. That will stop that crap right fast.
Of coarse that means the ump has to control the game some.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%
The ump granted the timeout.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Throw it at the ump.
Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 13, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I know. I just think when it is that late it is poor choice by the umpire. It is not like the Pad’s are station team or it is a 1 run game.
/ shrugs
It would not have changed the game today but it can hurt a guy.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%
I remember, musta been the 90s… someone was pissed off and refused to get in the box, so the umpire basically said “fuck you” and told the Giants pitcher to throw. Batter was six feet away from the box and got a strike called on him.
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by troymccluresf on May 13, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I know it has been done at lower levels. I can’t remeber time it was done in The Show but it should be in that kind of situation. Not that would have changed the game today but it is good way to hurt a pitcher.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%
happened to Mondesi once...
believe he took his time getting out of the dugout, and the umpire was already jawing at him when Raul decided to stop in the on deck circle to put pine tar on his bat. Ump just motioned to the pitcher “bring it.”
pretty sure Mondesi still got a hit.
Oh, fuck you Hahn
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Of course.
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Un fucking believable
how they keep getting these hits. Have the Padres hit anything more than a single this whole series?
Waiting for Buster...
I haven't been around
Was there discussion about how the line today matched Grant’s line vs. “Anyone” in his post yesterday?
I blame Grant
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Yes
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Freaking Nostradumazz
"I don’t know much about sabre-stats but there’s nothing better than white tea and poptarts first thing in the morning" - tk
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by Whiteteaandpoptarts on May 13, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
That timeout call was way too late.
Also: damnit.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
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Fools and Sages
just got back form my ap test
not a good way to relax
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 13, 2010 2:45 PM PDT reply actions
LOL Of course.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
We got fucking BABIP'd to death this series
both ways.
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Of course, this is to be expected of a team that has no power
so we should have seen this coming.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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Can we start a fund to purchase firebrucebochy.com?
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
Holy shit this never ends
ANGRY MOLINA MOM IS ANGRY
LOL Whiny fat guy
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
finish him
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 13, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions
Timmy is currently dreaming about wearing a phillies uniform.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
FTFY
Timmy is currently dreaming about wearing a phillies Yankees uniform.
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by Little Napoleon on May 13, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Downs, Pitcher’s Spot, Rowand
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
lol
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 13, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I have to pee now from the excitement
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD
Panda magic please?
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 13, 2010 2:47 PM PDT reply actions
that would imply 2 baserunners.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 13, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
i guess i'm just delusional
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 13, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
No, no we can't
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Call that a ball, Hohn, you stupid piece of shit.
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YEAAAA 1 RUN DEFICIT??? THATS IT?? GIMMIE A BREAK, GIANTS GOT THIS
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
So, they are gonna have DeRosa PH arent they?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He will have the Giants first hand splash hit
They will need to construct a new counter
WHY IS BENGIE?!
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by Lars The Wanderer on May 13, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
exploded wrist fragments all over the place
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by rightcenterfielder on May 13, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Hilarious….Bochy finally puts out a lineup I like, and it generates one frigging baserunner. I quit!
Eliminate that pesky Dominatrix in one easy step. Step 1: Tell her you're a Cubs fan!
BOTCH WUZ RITE!!!!!
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 13, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Set the gun on "Shock"!
And score a pair of runs this side.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%
It’s no Lassiter.
I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com
by troymccluresf on May 13, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Good idea of having sake before tomorrow’s game.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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RALLY GHETTO BLASTER
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
It’d be a great idea to be patient this inning, seeing as Latos could be somewhat tired
Will they?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
They will patiently hack at the first pitch
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Mike Krukow Drinking Game – All New 2010 Version
Take a drink every time you hear him say "he’s getting greased up" when referring to a pitcher getting warmed up.
You have got to be kidding me
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2010 2:49 PM PDT reply actions
UGH
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Waiting for Buster...
FFFFFFFFFFUUUU
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
WE ARE HITTING LINE DRIVES AND THEY ARE HITTING LITTLE FUCKING BLLOOP SINGLES FUCK YOU BASEBALL GODS
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 13, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
Rally Christina
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
ahhhhhhh...what?
"I don’t know much about sabre-stats but there’s nothing better than white tea and poptarts first thing in the morning" - tk
Adopted parent of Nader Sherafat - Senior Accountant for the SF Giants; because without him, all hell breaks lose.
by Whiteteaandpoptarts on May 13, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
the giants lost
and all i can do is scroll back up to this image and stare. more please
"The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting..."
~~Pee Wee
Haha.
Huff’s reaction was priceless.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
RALLY SUPERDICKERY
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
This Game:
Giants Batter: Line Drive, Right at someone!!!!!!!!!
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by Little Napoleon on May 13, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions
We need B-Money magic here.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Of Fucking Course.
What is our team BABIP?
What about just for this series?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I'm more impressed by SD defensive coordinator than their pitchers
The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent
seriously
HR please
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
Dave Duncan is that you?
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%
Hum Num Shi Vy!
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by Giant Voodoo on May 13, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Indy! Yoo haht!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course
However, watching the dugout react to that was pretty funny. /positivity!
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
fuck
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 13, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions
This team isn’t even going down fighting.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Go blog about it, Bengie
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
My speed caused me to strike out swinging
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
That fat fucking whiner
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Rowand,
one of those magic 9th inning HRs would be cool
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Fuck everything.
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
Did I mention that I’m really glad I didn’t bother going to this game?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
At least it would have ended quickly.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Yeah.......
Again…. FUCK THIS TEAM!!!!!!!!
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 13, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions
Boo those fuckers. They deserve it.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
That sucked ass.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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i has a sad.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
We just got swept. The crowd should be booing.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 13, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions
Whatever.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Todd McLellan's reaction to the game:
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Boo-urns
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by rightcenterfielder on May 13, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions
Is this a Lost thing or something?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
my line is a thing now!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Thanks
that at least made me laugh
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
fuck
ruined my day.
dammit
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 13, 2010 2:52 PM PDT reply actions
Epic Facepalm
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
LOL GIANTS, this is just too funny, what’s Bochy’s explanation for this or management for that matter
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Sabean is safe since he is NOT AN IDIOT
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow.
Rats, all of them rats.
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
We are 3-9 against the NL west this season. Utter bullshit.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
FUCK THIS SHIT!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!!
Waiting for Buster...
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by rightcenterfielder on May 13, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
I blame Dirty. He clearly sucks.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 2:53 PM PDT reply actions
didn't know how to win
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I HOPE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PADRE PLAYER GETS A HORRIBLY DEBILITATING ILLNESS
FUCK THOSE STUPID FUCKING SHITSTAINS. GOD DAMNIT THAT WAS FUCKING BULLSHIT.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
yoooo what up bondslegend? FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT THE GIANTS, I HOPE THE GIANTS LOSE EVERY OTHER SERIES
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
They ruled that whiteside hit error btw, the giants were officially no hit.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Die in a fire.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
You can stop trying to convince us now.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
John just said it was still a hit on the radio
I believe him more.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Are you high?
/looks at username
…oh
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Boxscore says it was a hit
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/boxscore?gid=300513126
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
YEA, just because i want to be heard, GTFO DUDE!! JERK!!!
k, he got the point people
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
THIS
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF is going on
"I tell him straight, 'If you're going to lead, you have to be the first to practice. You have to come in, get your work down and be prepared for practice,' " assistant coach Keith Smart said. "He needs to figure out why he is having stomach problems and he's got to watch how LeBron (James), Kobe (Bryant) and D-Wade (Dwyane Wade) work. He needs to mimic that if he wants his teammates to speak volumes about him." -Keith Smart on Motna Ellis
Just doen't know how to win!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL! Just wait
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
WAaaaay too much Fail Cake.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%
LOL
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 13, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions
AND MATT LATOS HAS THROWN A NO HITTER!
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
No, seriously. You’re a stupid troll. We get it. Go back to your mom’s basement.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Seriously dude
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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hahahaahha
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on May 13, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
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Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
If that kid got knocked down a third time it would be uncannily perfect.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 13, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
The first one made me laugh
the second one sold it
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
You should shop Sanchez' head on the kids body
And be prepared to make one for Timmy, Matt, Barry and…uhhh…Pedro Martinez.
I've got squirrels in my pants!
I was thinking Eckstein's head
These pretzels are making me thirsty
by NuschlerFace on May 13, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s a moran.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 13, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh yeah
Latos was on the winning side when the giants and sanchez threw that one hitter.
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
and more RBIs
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 13, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, more RBI
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 13, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
sigh
Time to go play Portal.
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by rightcenterfielder on May 13, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions
Giants Baseball: Torture.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
LOL
Check out Latos’ last six games log.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 13, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions
Give me the cliff notes.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
He owns the Giants and Astros.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 13, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh good, perhaps he can hire a new GM and Manager.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
We have those Padres right where we want them
They won’t know what hit em…right?
We don't have to improve our ability to get people on base to improve our offense. If we sign FAs with decent RBI totals they will bring those RBIs with them. Its science. Or magic. We aren't exactly sure. The IT department hasn't responded to our telegram. --Sabean's offseason master plan
The san diego fucking padres are not a good fucking baseball team
that is fucking bullshit. FUCKING BULLSHIT. FUCK THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Hard Truth
Neither are the Giants.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
by jponry on May 13, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
no
but they’re not THIS bad. Jesus Christ. Or maybe they are, whatever.
The Padres aren’t even as good as the giants though
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
They are who we thought they were.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
What makes the Giants so much better? Honestly.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
MY BRAIN, OK
but seriously, I’d say the pitching? Maybe? I can’t believe these padres pitchers are this good. And other than gonzalez and maybe headley, it’s hard for me to believe their lineup is this good.
And Pablo is not this bad.
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
Pablo's slumping so bad right now it's embarrassing
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Their pitchers are first in the league in not only ERA, but FIP. Even league adusted, their team ERA+ is only a few points behind ours.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The Padres are real, but we haven't even hit memorial day yet, LOTS of baseball
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
True
The Pad’s also have less than $40MM payroll. They keep this up and they could rent an impact player or two for teh rest of the way. They are 12-6 in the NL West so they are +6 1/4 of the way through the NL West. I would say they are looking better then I thought they would be and thought they would be pretty reasonable this weekend.
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 34%
The Giants aren’t playing up to their own modest potential.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 13, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
+109
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%
They're better than the padres
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
apparently not
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS knowledge will ease the suffering
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
And the giants aren't a good team either!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Problem: The Giants aren’t either
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
The Giants not playing good baseball
is not an insider perspective
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
Well, at least Im about to go pick up my tux.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 13, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions
Bochy should not have any more team meetings.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
Insurmountable
Grant was right.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
What a nice welcome back to the Bay Area, Giants
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
I wonder what Bochy will say to the team this time
in the closed door meeting.
“Well, guys, lol.”
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
You’re taking too many pitches
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
So Sanchez's two losses against SD
15 IP, 2 ER, 4 H, 15K’s 4BB
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
by scout6 on May 13, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Hahaha
Oh man. Priceless.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Angrily rec’d.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
If that fucking douchebag can't learn to throw shutouts, well then fuck him
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
IT IS JUST TOO BAD THAT FRED LEWIS QUIT ON THIS TEAM!!!
FUCKING PROBLEM!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 13, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions
Baggs is a moron. They’re all morons
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
He had a fucking problem?
I bet Canada’s healthcare system hooked him up on solving that one!
Extremely proud adoptive parent of Paul E. Stanley, hacker extraordinaire. Rescuing moribund Giants lineups since 2008
Thanks to roger
I've never been happier to have Crabs
/mentions fantasy baseball team
same support group as Tiger?
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Yeah, but he has to wait in line for 5 months before they can treat him!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 13, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Thing is...
it happened.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
/tries to type ‘they were focused’, weeps
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 13, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to see Whiteside’s hit.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 13, 2010 3:00 PM PDT reply actions
Can we take the runs from last night and apply them to today’s game?
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Cingular park!
with rollover runs!
Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.
by Giant Voodoo on May 13, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
We didn’t hit well with men in scoring position.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Psssh.
Obviously the pitcher’s fault. Or Whiteside’s; these pitchers are only good for Bengie!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
And Sanchez. This team was built around him.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
When was the last time the giants had a home series this pathetic?
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
They had an awful one against the Padres last year, if I’m not mistaken.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Last season
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
I can tell by the URL that this won’t be snarky at all!
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
just….i mean…it’s like…how…I just don’t…but why…
/shaking in corner
Boo
by LosGigantesTodoElTiempo on May 13, 2010 3:03 PM PDT reply actions
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