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I want to light the Padres on fire.



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Guys, it’s because Bengie is not in the lineup.

/bork

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2010 1:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Molina, B ©- DTD (bruised ego)

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

VIOLENCE AND HATRED.

The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.

by Gabafnerhagen on May 13, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Boo Padres!

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by NuschlerFace on May 13, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

this game sucks

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 13, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Natto going Goofus on us and providing a mid-inning thread.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 13, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

End of the 5th, nerb!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 13, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

IKR

It’s like he’s never even played baseball!

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh..

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 13, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

My bad

I stepped away for a second and the Giants offense is so bad that I though this was a mid-Inning thread.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 13, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mat Latos has thrown 38 pitches in the last four innings.

Bam-Bam, fix this shit right now.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 13, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

watch

he only throws 30 in the next 4

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on May 13, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

bad game is bad

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 13, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

When I think Padres

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on May 13, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 13, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame GRANT

"I don’t know much about sabre-stats but there’s nothing better than white tea and poptarts first thing in the morning" - tk

Adopted parent of Nader Sherafat - Senior Accountant for the SF Giants; because without him, all hell breaks lose.

by Whiteteaandpoptarts on May 13, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Our threads are eerily similar.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 13, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

You must both shop at the same department store.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 13, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lucky thread, please?

by jnormous on May 13, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

A win would make this game okay

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 13, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is definitely preferable. I’m just talking about things that are possible, ya know?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 13, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not Latos-y enough.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 13, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Padres 1, Padres won

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on May 13, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I’M IN BOTH AT THE SAME TIME!

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on May 13, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Is one of them This Thing?

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s a thang

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 13, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can say that again!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 13, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm jumping back and forth between threads!

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 13, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I doubt this game will end up with only one team having hits

RUNS, though, an entirely different concept

The money lies in the RBIs
-- Jeff Kent

by hokysmksbw on May 13, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Is this the Choose Your Own Adventure gamethread?

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by rightcenterfielder on May 13, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you?

Follow Howie down into the dungeon? Go to Thread Part Deux

Follow Natto into the kitchen? Stay in this thread

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 13, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are eaten by a grue. You are dead.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 13, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you want to WATCH THE GIANTS GET NO-HIT, turn to Howie's gamethread!

If you want to ENJOY YOUR DAY, close the browser!

Spring training stats don't count. Unless you're talking about Kevin Pucetas.

by Sammy Danger on May 13, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

SIT YOUR FUCKING ASS DOWN! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Waiting for Buster...

by jordanovich on May 13, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

SIT THE FUCK DOWN HAIRSTON

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 13, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I refuse to let that lesser thread exist in my world

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 13, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

STFD!!!

EAT A DICK HAIRSTON!

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on May 13, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKonathan

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 13, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

If we are going to get 1 hit this entire game

I’d like it to be next inning, the longer this goes the more chance of “Latos takes perfect geame to the X inning” on the media networks

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on May 13, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

i'd take it

but it would be a pissed off win, like pizza after sex with a broken condom.

Honorary parent of Duane Kuiper, beloved broadcaster and power hitting coach for the Giants.

by Giant Voodoo on May 13, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

defense?!?!?!

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on May 13, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Stanfurd sucks

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 13, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

gtfo

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 13, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in this line

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 13, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have the axe!

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 13, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have the better school.

by Hamed on May 13, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stanford leads season baseball series with Cal, 3 games to 1

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 13, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish Sanchez would just learn how to win, already.

Jonathan Sanchez: Often maddening to watch, but capable of perfection on a moment's notice---just like his adoptive father.

by rotorueter on May 13, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Mat Latos hits, scores runs. Sanchez whiffs, doesn’t.

COINCIDENCE?!

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 13, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

STFD!!!

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on May 13, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

S T F D

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 13, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKonathan

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 13, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

There’s a Marmaduke movie. No kidding.

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 13, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

it looks HORRIBLE though

by natey-nate on May 13, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

What? No movie starring Owen Wilson could possibly be bad. Especially when he’s the voice of a dog’s thoughts.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

And they gave the animals voices for some reason.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a proven formula.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 13, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks terrible

THERE ARE DOGS DANCING.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Choose a side

Pict which thread is the one I need to pay attention to

by Angry Dwarf on May 13, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, I need to find more Marmaduke.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 13, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marmaduke is no Fred Basset

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 13, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad things are going to happen

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 13, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Going to?

I think we are way beyond that

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on May 13, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah baby!

"The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting..."
~~Pee Wee

by WithTechron on May 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

the ol’ base hit off the pitcher’s ass. great strategy.

"The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting..."
~~Pee Wee

by WithTechron on May 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

LOL SUCK IT LATOS!

Waiting for Buster...

by jordanovich on May 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ll take it!

Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.

"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew

At least we won’t be on the wrong side of history.

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

like the Padres and Hitler

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 13, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!! NO PERFECT GAME OR NO HITTER

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

BASERUNNER BITCHES!!

AND JON MILLER JUST CALLED HIM LARRY WHITESIDE

The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.

by Gabafnerhagen on May 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Trivia question after Buster Posey gets into the HOF. Who did Posey replace on the Giants roster? Larry Whitesides

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Travis

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 13, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trivia question after Buster Posey gets into the HOF. Who did Posey replace on the Giants 2012 roster? Larry Whitesides

/fixed

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on May 13, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glad you heard that too.

I have Croix de Candlesticks older than you.
goldengatebeerbars.com

by troymccluresf on May 13, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s kinda a close call there

Bonds stands alone.

Neal before Zod!
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by nostocksjustbonds on May 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

heehee

Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.

by timmeh on May 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

c:/Groundattack.exe

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on May 13, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

NO LONGER PERFECT

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 13, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

"Larry Whiteside?"

Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.

by Cody_ransom on May 13, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY MARMADUKE

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 13, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 13, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

that seems awfully suggestive

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 13, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Padres

"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn

by 49er16 on May 13, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

My Horsea is finally strong enough to beat Gravelers in Victory Road all by himself :’)

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 13, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

wait, it's a girl

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 13, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

......um.....

ok….

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on May 13, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh....

productive out I guess???

Waiting for Buster...

by jordanovich on May 13, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY THE FUCK BOCHY

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

So.

That was different.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 13, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

MOAR MARMADUKE

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 13, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously

this dog should be put down.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 13, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bochy = fool

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 13, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

In all of this excitement, the Giants will forget to score a run.

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by rightcenterfielder on May 13, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

They weren’t even going to bother sac bunting with Sanchez that time.

Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.

by Solidarity on May 13, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 13, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Look how disheveled his owner is.

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 13, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket

"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me

Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.

by DrStankus on May 13, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 13, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit

1 3 0 0 1 3

"The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting..."
~~Pee Wee

by WithTechron on May 13, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

IS THIS SOME KIND OF LOST THING??

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 13, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you stealing my joke?

(yay! it’s a thing!)

In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean

by ringleader3 on May 13, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont watch lost

runs, hits, errors; visitors, home team

"The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting..."
~~Pee Wee

by WithTechron on May 13, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, it was a joke

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 13, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

the fact that the giants’ putrid offense could somehow be related to “Lost” makes me even more depressed

"The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back! It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting..."
~~Pee Wee

by WithTechron on May 13, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

/moves hand over head
WOOOSH!

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 13, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sabean thanks you for the explantation

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 13, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 13, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

tiresome

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on May 13, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Hairston Counter: 9.5

To be fair, we probably had no right to score in that inning anyway.

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by Solidarity on May 13, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants baseball: chi chi

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 13, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Goku will marry it?

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by Natto on May 13, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

chi chi or death

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 13, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice play

slowly dying, one giants game at a time

by SirPsycoSexy on May 13, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew

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by 49er16 on May 13, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Why would someone use that as their question?

Why would you not just google it?

I don’t understand

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by jponry on May 13, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Elucidate for us radio users, plz.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was the question>

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by Solidarity on May 13, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where is Pedro Feliz?

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by Natto on May 13, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are all right here.

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by scout6 on May 13, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol Carmen Sandiego.

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by Solidarity on May 13, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why how convenient that that was asked right before the Astros arrive in town! Plenty of good seats left, folks! Come on down!

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Astros just swept the Cardinals. We’re fucked.

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by Solidarity on May 13, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a good thing the Astros are coming in next!

/Astros sweep Cardinals

OH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, it’s the 7th inning?! HAHAHAHAHA

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Fast game is Fast

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on May 13, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sanchez is pitching well

Too bad he’s going to get Cain’ed

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by prnkmonkie77 on May 13, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

JONATHAN

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on May 13, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Score some runs, you buffoons.

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by Natto on May 13, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

So it’s the end of the inning. Perhaps we could consolidate threads?

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

You do it.

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by Natto on May 13, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, no need to sound hurt. I’m giving both threads equal time.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seconded here, too.

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by Solidarity on May 13, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s another thread?

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's sad that a 1 run defecit feels like 6

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by scout6 on May 13, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Feels like 1 to me.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 13, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 runs?

Feels like 10 runs.

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by 49er16 on May 13, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop swinging at high fastballs, Pablo.

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by Natto on May 13, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Hackers gonna hack

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants will swing at anything

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 13, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, I should’ve known this game was going to ruin my day

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Christ Pablo

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by 49er16 on May 13, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I believe Jesus Christ Pablo would've reached base

Regular Pablo, well…he’s sucking of late.

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pablo could stop sucking any time now.

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by jponry on May 13, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

he could, but he won’t.

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by ringleader3 on May 13, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Panda looks awful awful awful at the plate.

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by Solidarity on May 13, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

coming into his own as a san francisco giant.

by natey-nate on May 13, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not liking the current incarnation of Pablo Sandoval.

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by mymclife on May 13, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I am not liking the current incarnation of Pablo Sandoval. anyone.

if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.

by nogooddeed on May 13, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m really glad I didn’t buy a ticket for this game.

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by Natto on May 13, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

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by jponry on May 13, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

+4

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by Solidarity on May 13, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, fuck you Padres.

What the FUCK

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by jponry on May 13, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Fixed

Seriously, fuck you Padres Brian Sabean for putting together this amazingly benign and pathetic lineup.

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bam Bam said on the radio before the game Pablo's problem is fatigue.

Why the fuck are they not resting him right now.

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by scout6 on May 13, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Because Pablo keeps asking to play, and because Bochy’s a spineless twit.

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by Solidarity on May 13, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That makes a lot of sense

He’s not making solid contact at all. Even when he swung at pitches outside the strike zone he made great contact ergo the great babip/avg. Right now he just looks like he can’t make the same kind of contact and in his desperation to get out of his slump he’s lost all semblance of plate discipline.

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by Kestrel76 on May 13, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sigh

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by 49er16 on May 13, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Careful now....

…dangerous part of Padres lineup is due….

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by Whiteteaandpoptarts on May 13, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

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by Kestrel76 on May 13, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 of the 9 RBIs logged by Padres in this series have been by the bottom third of the order.

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by Solidarity on May 13, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least there were no Hairstons that inning.

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by Solidarity on May 13, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Bochy is a master motivator.

Belted!

by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Sanchez is doing well I guess

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by jponry on May 13, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Two overflow game threads….WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?!

by Cheeeese! on May 13, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow I was almost not angry anymroe until Kuip reminded me that the only run of the game was ON A HIT BY THE PITCHER

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by jponry on May 13, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention.

:)

Well, you get my drift, at least.

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by Whiteteaandpoptarts on May 13, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ever wonder what it was like to watch Walter Johnson pitch??

Now you dont have to!

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by Whiteteaandpoptarts on May 13, 2010 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

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