Open Game Thread: Part Deux, Deux
Get it, deux deux. Like poo. Get it? Get it?
Somebody at least reach base. Or I quit. My job, I mean. I'm only here for two more weeks, anyway, so it's not that big a deal. I can't quit the stupid Giants.
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perfect game
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I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
I'm with Howie!
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO!
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
HEY ALL THE COOL PEOPLE COME TO MY THREAD
NOT THAT LIAR NATTO’S
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Delete his thread
You have the power
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m not sure what I want to do anymore.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 13, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
That was pretty mean by Natto to tell howie to make a new post and then make one himself.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
And then he read my mind and made a poo thread and got it in before me to make me look like I was copying him!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 13, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
An upcoming scene in the ID4 sequel
Bengie : “Buster, you need to learn to catch in the minor leagues for a couple more years. If only you are half the catcher I am today”
Posey : “Motherfucker I AM half the catcher you are today”
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Failure like the Giants today
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Movie line FAIL
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ALL WILL SMITH MOVIES ARE THE SAME DAMMIT
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A scene in the upcoming Star Wars sequel.

Bengie: E chuta, Solo!
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I will use this thread. The poop joke is better here.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
SO now McCovey Chronicles is like LOST
Two parallel universes ….or threads I guess
"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits
I’M IN BOTH AT THE SAME TIME!
The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."
ME TOO
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I closed the other one as a matter of principle.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Maybe something good will happen if we use both threads.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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But that would be an abomination. Also, it would start a bad trend.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
This game is making me pissed off, which is washing away my apathy….
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 13, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL SUCK IT HAIRSTON
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Hohn’d!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Nom NOmm Nom

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NICE ECKSTEIN IMPRESSION, DICKFACE
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
KKKKonathan




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ORLY?
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/13/1471069/gamethread-poo#37463258
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I posted it in the other one first.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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SCIENCE!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 13, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants baseball: The fear of hitting with 2 strikes.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
OT: Oh cool, Rajai Davis on Rome Is burning
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Oh? I didn’t realize Rajai Davis was a dick.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Or did you not realize he was GOOD, sorry what?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Throw out Eckstein
just because
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by rightcenterfielder on May 13, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions
Strikes please
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Which thread is real?!
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Hohn is such a douche,
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Gamedays sez: in the zone, plus the first pitch was also a strike.
Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.
Jerry Hairston, used to Yankees strike zone.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
I’m enjoying the lunch box strikezone today, seems to be a good friend of ours this season.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
I had a GI Joe lunchbox with the obligatory PB&J sandwich
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m at work and not able to spend a lot of time commenting, but I have to say that Grant’s graphic on yesterday’s post gamer is making a whole lot of sense right about now…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 13, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions
KKKKKonathan





I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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hilarious that you're posting these in both threads.
i’d like to see each of these threads split in half again…this will get out of control.
Break out the weapons! We need offense.

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Oh God no. I worked at a retail store that sold those things. I had dreams, nay, NIGHTMARES, about kids shooting those things all day looooooooongggg.
by Rook Takes Pawn on May 13, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Sling box commercial?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
you might run on, for a long time
run on, ducking and diving
run on, for a long time
but I tell ya JONATHAN SANCHEZ is gonna cut ya down.
Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.
Moby?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
traditional, I believe.
Appropriated by both Moby and Johnny Cash, at different times.
Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.
Oh yeah. I thought I was hearing Cash in my head, too.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Your bobbing head says no, but your eyes say yes, yes.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Giants slash?
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
they look like they’re playing underwater
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
In a sewer.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 13, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
depends on how many more times we play SD between now and then……
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 13, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Eli Whiteside
Dude catches/Breaks up No-Hitters
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
And is more valuable than LOLINA
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
/ blinks
Just what the hell is that?
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%
No perfect game!
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions
You guys don’t know it, but Marmaduke rape is responsible for that hit.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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You and your other thread elitism…
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 13, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know the context of this, and that is extra scary.
by Grant Brisbee on May 13, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Marmaduke rape is omnipotent.
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by rightcenterfielder on May 13, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
And, by association, Owen Wilson.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 13, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he was out lol
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
LOL
Miller: Larry Whiteside
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions
Hairston Counter: 8.5
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
WHERE IS YOUR PEFECTION NOW?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
right here baby

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SHIFT-A
I don’t know if its been mentioned or not, but Miller just called Whiteside, “Larry Whiteside.”
S.S.D.D.
See my comment above
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 13, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
‘sall good. I just want my credit.
On a related note, I think Whitey’s new nickname should be ‘Chipper’
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 13, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
He better have red light here.
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What the hell was that
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Eli Whiteside. Dude:
Catches no-hitters.
Hit grand slams.
Breaks up double plays.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
LOL Padres!
Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%
Productive out?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Aren't there two outs?
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
one out. Bunting doesn’t make much sense here, before anyone mentions it.
Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.
amazing that was like a down syndrome version of a sac bunt
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Nickname’s been poo-poo’d already. Sorry.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
So.
That was different.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
missionary?
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 13, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Scott, your our only hope.
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The improper use of your?
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.
Pathos at it's most pathetic
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
its
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.
Thank you
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
It is the Giants Way after all.
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LOL, The GIANTS CANT GET A HIT OUT OF THE INFIELD
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
curve
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
FFFFF
I am an American aquarium drinker.
Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.
San Francisco Giants
Latos Intolerant
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BAH!
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Finally back in the Bay Area
So it’s the first time I can watch a Giants game this season. And I get three errors by the Giants and a perfect game by Latos through 6. Thank goodness for Eli Whiteside, I guess
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
GO SHARKS
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That goes without saying, of course
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
IN DETROIT NOW, and IM LOVING WEARING THE JOE THORNTON SHIRT
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I love how out of all the teams that we could have met, it was Detroit that Jumbo went above a point per game in the playoffs against.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
He finally showed up too, plus Marleau had a good series, i’m excited now since we’re playing Chicago too! So i’ll be driving up to Chicago to see the games
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Yeah, hopefully Joes’ (yes, both of them) dominance and Marleau’s decision to show up continues through the Chicago series. The Blackhawks scare me.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
They’re a similar team to the sharks in my opinion, i can’t wait, as long as they show up ready to play, anything can happen
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Blackhawks are a little faster and better defensively than the Sharks, but have far worse goaltending and are extremely inconsistent. It should be a fun series.
Also: LOL PENS.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
FUCK THIS TEAM!
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 13, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions
What do you mean? The Giants have a GREAT team, you can ask Brian Sabean who, by his own admission is not an idiot.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah….. fuck that guy too…..
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 13, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is Ishikawa on the team?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Diversity reasons.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
Bring in the Asian fans.
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Giants Baseball

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So you stockpile pictures of asian girls huh?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
You just need to GIS for the right words
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“Oh, my!”
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 13, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Baby steps
Break up perfect game, check
Advance a runner to second base, Check
Score some runs…..we will try next inning but can’t promise anything
It hungers
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lol
I’m not even mad about this game. I expected this. I’m just glad that its not a perfect game. Hell even Flem and Jon seem pretty cheerful.
Proud adoptee of Dick Tidrow the mastermind behind Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, Buster Posey and many more. Also known as "The Reason".
No. You should be furious that this is the best the team can do. Don’t settle for mediocre at best….
Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.
by Little Napoleon on May 13, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s loser talk. Fight until your last breath!
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by Little Napoleon on May 13, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
So it’s the end of the inning. Perhaps we could consolidate threads?
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions
Seconded.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
It's so sad that 1 run defecits feel like 6
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
With their bullpen, we’re pretty much done already.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
With this lineup a tie feels like that
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Time for a heavier weapons.

That’s right a 2010 Gaints S.A.W.!!!
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So...two threads, huh?
It’s kinda sad that we have resorted to this.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 13, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions
TWO THREADS ENTER, NO RUNS LEAVE
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
by ringleader3 on May 13, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
WEll played.
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This team gives me the runs.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve already lodged a formal protest.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
A hand and a fist, a-hoocha-hoocha-hoocha… Lobster.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
There’s a reason we haven’t heard from Howie in a while.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
How in God's name
Did we take 2/3 from the Cardinals, Phillies, and Rockies?
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
It’s confusing inside.
Adoptive father of the enigmatic Michael Sandoval, and living vicariously through his proximity to Joe Mauer and the Panda.
When was the last time Panda hit a homer?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
When was the last time Panda hit a hit?
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 13, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
He punched Steve Stone?
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatever Bochy said to these guys last night
Shit No Worky.
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Nice pablo I think that pitch was closer to my office in fremont than it was to the plate, keep on hacking pudgelo.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
Shift A
Just got out of a meeting. So…should I try to read anything about this game, or just slit my wrists now and get it over with?
yes.
In awe of his adopted dad: equipment manager Mike Murphy, who has been with the club since their move to San Francisco in 1958!
'The longer I do this the smarter I get' --Brian Sabean
Cyanide works great too
Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!
by prnkmonkie77 on May 13, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you near a window?
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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Are you Mark DeRosa?
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
I wish I would stop cheating. fuck. this is jctgamer's fault -- jponry
Well played, Mauer.
Proud parent of Will the Thrill, standard-bearer of The Giants Way.
"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."
by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude broke up a perfect game. And a double play.
"I think I realized after the second or third punch, I should have taken his helmet off sooner." - Ryane Clowe
Proud member of the "Re-Sign Marleau" Club
Fools and Sages
Fuck you ADGON
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Bah.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
figures
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem
by rightcenterfielder on May 13, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/13/1471069/gamethread-poo#37465995
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Gameday says Latos threw two pitches in the strike zone that inning.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
That’s up to Boston/Philly
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 13, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
non-fail? lol, yea sure dude
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
HOLY SHISH KABOB!
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
The Giants way makes sense
Commercial breaks longer than their at-bats = more revenue from advertisers.
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 13, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions
new thread
http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/13/1471129/open-self-loathing-thread
I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
The giants are going to go from 7th on the ESPN power rankings all the way to the 20’s, we’ll be parked right next to the diamondbacks.
"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."
WHAT WILL CHRIS THINK?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

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