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Open Game Thread: Part Deux, Deux

Get it, deux deux. Like poo. Get it? Get it?

Somebody at least reach base. Or I quit. My job, I mean. I'm only here for two more weeks, anyway, so it's not that big a deal. I can't quit the stupid Giants.

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So I just got here

anyone mention that Latos is throwing a NO HITTER!

by Angry Dwarf on May 13, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

perfect game

Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW

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by jctGamer on May 13, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

So which one are we using?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 13, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL MAD FANS ARE MAD

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 13, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm with Howie!

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 13, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO!

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 13, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY ALL THE COOL PEOPLE COME TO MY THREAD

NOT THAT LIAR NATTO’S

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 13, 2010 1:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Delete his thread

You have the power

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 13, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure what I want to do anymore.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 13, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

/ walks in and spoils the Vibe.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%

by daveinexile on May 13, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was pretty mean by Natto to tell howie to make a new post and then make one himself.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 13, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

And then he read my mind and made a poo thread and got it in before me to make me look like I was copying him!

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 13, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish we had that Indians announcer for post game wrap ups of this team….

by Hobbes2d on May 13, 2010 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

An upcoming scene in the ID4 sequel

Bengie : “Buster, you need to learn to catch in the minor leagues for a couple more years. If only you are half the catcher I am today”

Posey : “Motherfucker I AM half the catcher you are today”

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by jctGamer on May 13, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Failure like the Giants today

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by jctGamer on May 13, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Movie line FAIL

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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 13, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALL WILL SMITH MOVIES ARE THE SAME DAMMIT

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by jctGamer on May 13, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

A scene in the upcoming Star Wars sequel.

Bengie: E chuta, Solo!

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will use this thread. The poop joke is better here.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 13, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

my thoughts exactly

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 13, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is relief.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%

by daveinexile on May 13, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

SO now McCovey Chronicles is like LOST

Two parallel universes ….or threads I guess

"A foghorn blowing out wild and cold." -Dire Straits

by FriscoJoe on May 13, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I’M IN BOTH AT THE SAME TIME!

The Giants Way™"If anybody deserves credit for this year’s turnaround it’s these two people, Brian and Bruce," Neukom said. "The encouraging thing is we think we’re back to playing baseball the way it ought to be played."

by ResDog on May 13, 2010 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

ME TOO

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by Solidarity on May 13, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOUR IN THIS THING!!

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by daveinexile on May 13, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I closed the other one as a matter of principle.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 13, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe something good will happen if we use both threads.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
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by Natto on May 13, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

But that would be an abomination. Also, it would start a bad trend.

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 13, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do. I really don’t want us to be 0-6 against the Padres.

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 13, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game is making me pissed off, which is washing away my apathy….

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by Little Napoleon on May 13, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL SUCK IT HAIRSTON

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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 13, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Hohn’d!

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 13, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nom NOmm Nom

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%

by daveinexile on May 13, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE ECKSTEIN IMPRESSION, DICKFACE

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by Solidarity on May 13, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKonathan

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by Natto on May 13, 2010 1:57 PM PDT reply actions  

ORLY?

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/13/1471069/gamethread-poo#37463258

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 13, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I posted it in the other one first.

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by Natto on May 13, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

SCIENCE!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 13, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

ANOTHER STRIKE OUT!!!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 13, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants baseball: The fear of hitting with 2 strikes.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 13, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

OT: Oh cool, Rajai Davis on Rome Is burning

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 13, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh? I didn’t realize Rajai Davis was a dick.

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by Solidarity on May 13, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't realize he was GOOD

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 13, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or did you not realize he was GOOD, sorry what?

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 13, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rajai Davis is the man!

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 13, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw out Eckstein

just because

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by rightcenterfielder on May 13, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Strikes please

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by daveinexile on May 13, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Which thread is real?!

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by Solidarity on May 13, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

SAN-DIEGO

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODRES

Trade Sabean...

by Regulus on May 13, 2010 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Hohn is such a douche,

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 13, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%

by daveinexile on May 13, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Gamedays sez: in the zone, plus the first pitch was also a strike.

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 13, 2010 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Jerry Hairston, used to Yankees strike zone.

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by Solidarity on May 13, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m enjoying the lunch box strikezone today, seems to be a good friend of ours this season.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 13, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I had a GI Joe lunchbox with the obligatory PB&J sandwich

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m at work and not able to spend a lot of time commenting, but I have to say that Grant’s graphic on yesterday’s post gamer is making a whole lot of sense right about now…

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 13, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

grats zack grienke first win of the season, the bullpen blew 5 of his leads he must love life.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 13, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKonathan

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 13, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

gave up a run

what a choke

1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!

by Docter419 on May 13, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

hilarious that you're posting these in both threads.

i’d like to see each of these threads split in half again…this will get out of control.

by sayheybk on May 13, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Break out the weapons! We need offense.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%

by daveinexile on May 13, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh God no. I worked at a retail store that sold those things. I had dreams, nay, NIGHTMARES, about kids shooting those things all day looooooooongggg.

by Rook Takes Pawn on May 13, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll shoot your eye out!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%

by daveinexile on May 13, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sling box commercial?

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#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 13, 2010 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

you might run on, for a long time
run on, ducking and diving
run on, for a long time
but I tell ya JONATHAN SANCHEZ is gonna cut ya down.

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 13, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Moby?

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by Solidarity on May 13, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

traditional, I believe.
Appropriated by both Moby and Johnny Cash, at different times.

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 13, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah. I thought I was hearing Cash in my head, too.

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by Solidarity on May 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your bobbing head says no, but your eyes say yes, yes.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 13, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

and do we hear “yummy sounds” at the same time?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%

by daveinexile on May 13, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants slash?

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by Solidarity on May 13, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

HITZ

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 13, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIFT-A

So, that talk Bochy had with the team last night really helped.

by kdl on May 13, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

they look like they’re playing underwater

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 13, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a sewer.

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 13, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was the feeling I got being at the games the last two nights. Just so lackluster.

by kdl on May 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

they stopped walking so much.

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 13, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

So under .500 by June 1st? Yay or nay?

by Hobbes2d on May 13, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

depends on how many more times we play SD between now and then……

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on May 13, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly I’m even fearful of a Astros team that just swept the Cardinals in St. Louis.

by Hobbes2d on May 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY

although i wouldn’t want this

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by PiKAgiant on May 13, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eli Whiteside

Dude catches/Breaks up No-Hitters

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

And is more valuable than LOLINA

"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller

by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL IF HIT

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, I just heard cheering from the park. Did something happen?

by kdl on May 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY ELI

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Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that’s a way to break up a perfect game.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

/ blinks

Just what the hell is that?

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%

by daveinexile on May 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

thankfuckingbaseballgod

by stress on May 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL WHAT A HIT

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

No perfect game!

Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller

by Johnny Disaster on May 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

You guys don’t know it, but Marmaduke rape is responsible for that hit.

I should quote myself in my signature too. -Natto
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory

by Natto on May 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

. . .

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 13, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

You and your other thread elitism…

Utter frustration and futility.
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by Johnny Disaster on May 13, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know the context of this, and that is extra scary.

by Grant Brisbee on May 13, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marmaduke rape is omnipotent.

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by rightcenterfielder on May 13, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

And, by association, Owen Wilson.

"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff

by howtheyscored on May 13, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he was out lol

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare

by jponry on May 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

definitely safe

I am an American aquarium drinker.

Adopted Giant: Daryl "Dealio" Maday - Looking great so far in Richmond this year. Still, I'm waiting for the imminent relapse.

by rhys on May 13, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Miller: Larry Whiteside

Proud supporter of the Fightin' Hydrants.

by Little Napoleon on May 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Hairston Counter: 8.5

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by Solidarity on May 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

GRATS ELI WHITESIDE U IZ WINNAR!!! /price is right winning sound

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 13, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

WHERE IS YOUR PEFECTION NOW?

Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.

#2 in Fanshots

Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.

by scout6 on May 13, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

YEA, SUCK IT BITCH

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 13, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

right here baby

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by jctGamer on May 13, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHIFT-A

I don’t know if its been mentioned or not, but Miller just called Whiteside, “Larry Whiteside.”

S.S.D.D.

by .KARMA on May 13, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

See my comment above

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by Little Napoleon on May 13, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah… my bad… it popped up after i sent mine.

S.S.D.D.

by .KARMA on May 13, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘sall good. I just want my credit.
On a related note, I think Whitey’s new nickname should be ‘Chipper’

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by Little Napoleon on May 13, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

cage: rattled

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 13, 2010 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

He better have red light here.

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%

by daveinexile on May 13, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Wonder how happy Flem was that someone finally got a hit…

by Hobbes2d on May 13, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell was that

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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 13, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I think this quailifes as a CIS GroundAttack.exe rally!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%

by daveinexile on May 13, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eli Whiteside. Dude:

Catches no-hitters.
Hit grand slams.
Breaks up double plays.

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by Solidarity on May 13, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Padres!

Threat level that the 2010 Pads finish with more wins than the 2010 Giants is currently at: 27%

by daveinexile on May 13, 2010 2:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Productive out?

"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.

-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler

by Alex_Lewis on May 13, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeeze Downs

His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?

by PiKAgiant on May 13, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Aren't there two outs?

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 13, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Huh.

I guess there weren’t.

My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.

by GiantPain on May 13, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

one out. Bunting doesn’t make much sense here, before anyone mentions it.

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 13, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

amazing that was like a down syndrome version of a sac bunt

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 13, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Downs* Syndrome

S.S.D.D.

by .KARMA on May 13, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably not in good taste…

S.S.D.D.

by .KARMA on May 13, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

It wasn’t

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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by jponry on May 13, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nickname’s been poo-poo’d already. Sorry.

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by Solidarity on May 13, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

So.

That was different.

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by scout6 on May 13, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

missionary?

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by Natto on May 13, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

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by daveinexile on May 13, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scott, your our only hope.

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by daveinexile on May 13, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

The improper use of your?

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by rhys on May 13, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pathos at it's most pathetic

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

its

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by rhys on May 13, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is the Giants Way after all.

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by daveinexile on May 13, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE’VE REALLY GOT LATOS PRESSING NOW

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 13, 2010 2:08 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL, The GIANTS CANT GET A HIT OUT OF THE INFIELD

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by PiKAgiant on May 13, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

“Shit. I could do THAT”
Mark DeRosa

by sayheybk on May 13, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

here comes the slider

Just get the damn surgery, Mark DeRosa.

by oldjacket on May 13, 2010 2:09 PM PDT reply actions  

curve

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by Alex_Lewis on May 13, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

FFFFF

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by rhys on May 13, 2010 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

San Francisco Giants

Latos Intolerant

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by jctGamer on May 13, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Someone needs to get some Lactaid in this bitch.

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by rhys on May 13, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAH!

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by daveinexile on May 13, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Finally back in the Bay Area

So it’s the first time I can watch a Giants game this season. And I get three errors by the Giants and a perfect game by Latos through 6. Thank goodness for Eli Whiteside, I guess

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by mymclife on May 13, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

GO SHARKS

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by jctGamer on May 13, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

That goes without saying, of course

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by mymclife on May 13, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

IN DETROIT NOW, and IM LOVING WEARING THE JOE THORNTON SHIRT

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by PiKAgiant on May 13, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how out of all the teams that we could have met, it was Detroit that Jumbo went above a point per game in the playoffs against.

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by mymclife on May 13, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He finally showed up too, plus Marleau had a good series, i’m excited now since we’re playing Chicago too! So i’ll be driving up to Chicago to see the games

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by PiKAgiant on May 13, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, hopefully Joes’ (yes, both of them) dominance and Marleau’s decision to show up continues through the Chicago series. The Blackhawks scare me.

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by mymclife on May 13, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re a similar team to the sharks in my opinion, i can’t wait, as long as they show up ready to play, anything can happen

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by PiKAgiant on May 13, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blackhawks are a little faster and better defensively than the Sharks, but have far worse goaltending and are extremely inconsistent. It should be a fun series.

Also: LOL PENS.

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by mymclife on May 13, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK THIS TEAM!

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by Little Napoleon on May 13, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

What do you mean? The Giants have a GREAT team, you can ask Brian Sabean who, by his own admission is not an idiot.

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah….. fuck that guy too…..

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by Little Napoleon on May 13, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Ishikawa on the team?

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by Alex_Lewis on May 13, 2010 2:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Diversity reasons.

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by Solidarity on May 13, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bring in the Asian fans.

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by Natto on May 13, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s a stopgap until Geno Espinelli is ready

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by jponry on May 13, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Affirmative Action

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by jctGamer on May 13, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOLQUESTION

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by rhys on May 13, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice little play by Bowker. Right into the sun there.

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by daveinexile on May 13, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is brian sabean still employed?

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 13, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Giants Baseball

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by jctGamer on May 13, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

So you stockpile pictures of asian girls huh?

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by scout6 on May 13, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just need to GIS for the right words

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by jctGamer on May 13, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Oh, my!”

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by Little Napoleon on May 13, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baby steps

Break up perfect game, check
Advance a runner to second base, Check
Score some runs…..we will try next inning but can’t promise anything

by Angry Dwarf on May 13, 2010 2:13 PM PDT reply actions  

It hungers

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by daveinexile on May 13, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

I’m not even mad about this game. I expected this. I’m just glad that its not a perfect game. Hell even Flem and Jon seem pretty cheerful.

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by Kestrel76 on May 13, 2010 2:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I expected a Sanchez meltdown.

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by rhys on May 13, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are just stoked they won’t be part of national headlines about a perfect game by random lefty #2.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 13, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. You should be furious that this is the best the team can do. Don’t settle for mediocre at best….

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by Little Napoleon on May 13, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

no use fighting it, just roll with the punches.

by natey-nate on May 13, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s loser talk. Fight until your last breath!

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by Little Napoleon on May 13, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

So it’s the end of the inning. Perhaps we could consolidate threads?

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Seconded.

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by Solidarity on May 13, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's so sad that 1 run defecits feel like 6

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by scout6 on May 13, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe you should consider changing to scout1

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by jctGamer on May 13, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

With their bullpen, we’re pretty much done already.

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by Solidarity on May 13, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

With this lineup a tie feels like that

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by Sabean's_Folly on May 13, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for a heavier weapons.

That’s right a 2010 Gaints S.A.W.!!!

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by daveinexile on May 13, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

So...two threads, huh?

It’s kinda sad that we have resorted to this.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 13, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

TWO THREADS ENTER, NO RUNS LEAVE

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by ringleader3 on May 13, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

WEll played.

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by daveinexile on May 13, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

This team gives me the runs.

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least one Giatns fan has seen Runs this afternoon!

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by daveinexile on May 13, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve already lodged a formal protest.

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by Alex_Lewis on May 13, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

where is it lodged?

have you tried the Heimlich?

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by delorean on May 13, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

A hand and a fist, a-hoocha-hoocha-hoocha… Lobster.

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by Solidarity on May 13, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s a reason we haven’t heard from Howie in a while.

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by Alex_Lewis on May 13, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

when game lasts an hour and a half...

its tough to make more threads.

1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!

by Docter419 on May 13, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

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by jponry on May 13, 2010 2:18 PM PDT reply actions  

How in God's name

Did we take 2/3 from the Cardinals, Phillies, and Rockies?

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by GiantPain on May 13, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

BABIP

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by jctGamer on May 13, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s confusing inside.

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by Solidarity on May 13, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I imagine there’s about 2000 people left in the stadium, must be like an A’s game.

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by sfgiants420 on May 13, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Panda needs to get his groove back.

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by rhys on May 13, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

When was the last time Panda hit a homer?

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by jponry on May 13, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

2nd game of the dodger series? or was it the first game?

by snafu on May 13, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Off of garland in SD when the giants were down 5-1 in the 8th, well timed.

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by sfgiants420 on May 13, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

When was the last time Panda hit a hit?

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 13, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He punched Steve Stone?

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"I was jacked leaving that room. I didn't even want to visit another room. It was not enough time," Tebow said. "We were excited, we were enthusiastic. There was passion. It was just intense, and it was ball, and it was juice. The juice level in that room was high, and it was awesome."

by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just want to know how Grant got access to today’s boxscore while writing yesterday’s postgame thread

by snafu on May 13, 2010 2:19 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a really awful swing.

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by rhys on May 13, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatever Bochy said to these guys last night

Shit No Worky.

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by jctGamer on May 13, 2010 2:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice pablo I think that pitch was closer to my office in fremont than it was to the plate, keep on hacking pudgelo.

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by sfgiants420 on May 13, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude

Its Panda. I mean I know he’s slumping bad right now, but still. Keep the patience.

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by Kestrel76 on May 13, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pics or it didn’t happen!

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by daveinexile on May 13, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift A

Just got out of a meeting. So…should I try to read anything about this game, or just slit my wrists now and get it over with?

by Cheeeese! on May 13, 2010 2:21 PM PDT reply actions  

yes.

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by ringleader3 on May 13, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cyanide works great too

Who needs smoking? Being a Giant's fan will take 10-15 Years off of my life easy!

by prnkmonkie77 on May 13, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d go with the latter.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 13, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you near a window?

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by Natto on May 13, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Needs more beer.

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by daveinexile on May 13, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you Mark DeRosa?

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by jctGamer on May 13, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well played, Mauer.

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by WhereThere'sAWillieThere'sAMays on May 13, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did I actually just read “Thank goodness for Eli Whiteside” above?

by Cheeeese! on May 13, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude broke up a perfect game. And a double play.

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by mymclife on May 13, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shoot yourself in the head

that way you can avoid watching this team while you bleed out

by Angry Dwarf on May 13, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you ADGON

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by GiantPain on May 13, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL HUFF

Gonzales pickin it today

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by delorean on May 13, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah.

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by Alex_Lewis on May 13, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

figures

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by rightcenterfielder on May 13, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish we would get 1-hit in games where the other team scores like 10 runs.

by snafu on May 13, 2010 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

In the Padres case, where the other team scores zero and win.

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by jctGamer on May 13, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/2010/5/13/1471069/gamethread-poo#37465995

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by scout6 on May 13, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Have the mariners scored more runs than us now?

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by sfgiants420 on May 13, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Gameday says Latos threw two pitches in the strike zone that inning.

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by neurofarm on May 13, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Sharks PLEASE

drop the puck. Need non-fail

1954 WORLD CHAMPS!!!

by Docter419 on May 13, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s up to Boston/Philly

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 13, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

non-fail? lol, yea sure dude

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by PiKAgiant on May 13, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHISH KABOB!

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by Alex_Lewis on May 13, 2010 2:23 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants way makes sense

Commercial breaks longer than their at-bats = more revenue from advertisers.

Back on the market.

by positiveuphemism on May 13, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

The giants are going to go from 7th on the ESPN power rankings all the way to the 20’s, we’ll be parked right next to the diamondbacks.

"The criticism was so brutal that Sabean was forced to declare, at a press conference, "I am not an idiot." Thus, the pattern of Sabean's relationship to his critics was established."

by sfgiants420 on May 13, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT WILL CHRIS THINK?

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