Open Thread Thread 2
by jponry on May 12, 2010 8:23 PM PDT
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New thread smell
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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Sorry. That was me. High fiber granola bar.
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put me in ....Centerfield!
if Freddie Sanchez, Mark DeRosa and Aubrey Huff are the answer, I guess I just didn't understand the question.
Poopin inside?
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BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 12, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
no one would believe it was a new thread
if it came from someone other than an esteemed and respected mod
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
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Do we have those?
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by Sabean's_Folly on May 12, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
GRANDMA NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Mmmmm
Steamed mod….
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Ah
I needed a new thread.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Can we pls have runs?
or have we already exceeded our quotient?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
This thread needs more Clayton Balks
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by rightcenterfielder on May 12, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
C'mon Matty
Help yourself out here.
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Spent some time reading the Snakepit GDT from their last Dodger embarrassment.
Those folks have their panties pretty tightly bunched.
They have a no cussing rule. Also a no negativity rule.
(Hmmm…)
They also restrict thread topic digression, but I think that’s to prevent the thread line from heading to the right.
Also, they’re pretty dead in the water.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
Purple Snakepit
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
This could be a FAR different site.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Actually, ity'd be nice if the wailing/gnashing 'round these parts was turned down a tad.
With all the sources of input chiming in it gets sort of ugly.
And repetitively so.
Hell, if it isn’t going to affect the outcome why the persistence?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
People say this – how the heck do you enforce something like this without turning it into a nanny state? No thanks.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Lazy, do nothing mods.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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In case you get back to this...
how the heck do you enforce something like this without turning it into a nanny state? No thanks.
I smiled at that, because that’s pretty much how the ’Pit’s threads read. “Profanity check”… “Margin check, dudes.” But this was what really made me do a double take…
Fuck This Shit
F-bombs away, folks, until the end of the game.
by Jim McLennan on May 11, 2010 9:38 PM MST reply actions 6 recs
That’s Jim McLennan (the Grant of the ’Pit) giving his fellow SnakePitters permission to say the word “fuck”.
As you can see it was well received. They’re a frustrated lot there and with good reason. Maybe his is a well intended censor state…I mean, think of the damage all this profanity has inflicted on Graham’s delicate sensibilities. And Cookyman, well, I haven’t read him as much lately – did his parents tell him not to spend so much time with those guttermouths?
.I know the ’Pitters have no problems enjoying baseball games delivered with polite cameraderie, but being conditioned to…to this…makes it read like someone took the flavor out of your food.
Now they react/remark/exclaim/analyze, but it’ s like a shooting star – a bright flare and it’s gone. Then it’s back to sammiches and eels (don’t ask). Honestly, it’s sometimes hard to tell that there’s a game being played. Then again, they’re determined to think and speak in and of pleasantries. And when your team that “Won a Series faster than any expansion team EVAR!” less than ten years ago looks like utter crap on a daily basis you might feel better talking about anything else too.
I suppose it’s just that since McC’s been around for 26 more years than the ‘Pit and its gravitational vortex of suck (I’m KIDDING, Chief. Put the gun down.) has pulled in so many more hapless souls explains the ghost townlike look of their post game threads and next day wrap ups.
That or they’re apathetic, and who could blame them?.
The prevailing sentiment here is, of course, motivated by the results we see on the field (and, recently, the inanity from the executive washroom). Plenty of astute (and ass toot) baseball minds here, and the analysis (catharsis?) is multifaceted. Y’know, like the unholy spawn of Medusa and a Hydra, only it can make sense of FIP.
Also, FWIW, I do think that the average Giant fan has had a longer run at the “bonding with a team” thing than the average ‘Pitter. Those emotional ties run deep, especially when you’ve been present when the historically great players were on the field in front of you – Bonds, Clark, Williams, Kent, Mays, McCovey, Marichal, Mo…
…Mo…
…Morris…
By comparison the Blankfans have had Randy Johnson, the only man since time began to be both Good, Bad and Ugly simultaneously.
I guess until things go right they’re wrong, and if the wrongness provokes groans of discomfort which gets this sea of people looking for what’s hurting/how to fix it (“Why the HELL isn’t it FIXED YET?”) then that’s just the natural order of things.
Mark Carreon.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
No negativity?
A little subjective perhaps? Wait, maybe I was being a little negative there. Or there.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Bunting.
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by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
ROWAND, PLEASE!
FOR THE SWARM!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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More magic from the 8th spot
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
The balk
What did Richard do?
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by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
The Can-can right before throwing.
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Double set? Flinched his shoulder? Start then stopped?
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by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
GUYS! I LIKE TO KNOW THIS STUFF
PLEASE HELP!
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by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
It’s hard to explain. He looked home and came far too far forward towards home before switching to first.
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
THANKS
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by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
It was not very clear
It may have been a hunch he did before throwing to first trying to deliberately deceive the runner.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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THANKS
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by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait… he’s Agent Bork!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I was at a Cubs game last year
In Chicago and some bleacher idiot chick kept calling him
“ROWANO”
Just thought you guys should know
If you were in the bleachers, then that chick was drunk and probably loose.
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
WTF how is that a strike and not ball 4 to Venable?
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
because its the padres……
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 12, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
This is ridiculous
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Well, except for the taken strikes.
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LOL SCOTT
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Swing idiot
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Grumble.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Ugh.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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Bullshit call
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 12, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
LOL THIS UMPIRE HAS SMALL STRIKE ZONE -- Krukow
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This ump is awful
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Oh, Darling. Nice to see you again.
Douche.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
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I can't believe he hasn't died in a horrible fire yet.
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by Sabean's_Folly on May 12, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't get it
Scott Ks on unhittable pitches, then can’t pull the trigger on a pitch that he, at the very least, can fight off.
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by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
So the Padres are never going to lose again, huh?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
not to us at least
they’ll goddamn rollover for Purple Row and the Bums.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
back half of the season….
you know, after we’ve played all our games against them
Cooler than a Polar Bear's toenails.
by Thoroughbred on May 12, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
The way Miller pronounces “Headley” makes me think he’s deliberately making a Blazing Saddles reference.
Hi guys!
So I take it the umps are to blame?
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
The usual suspect
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 12, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
It's Heddy
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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Didn’t she invent a Cold War missile system or something?
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
system for frequency hopping.
brains and beauty
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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Maybe I missed something – whatever happened to that?
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And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Too much telestrator dong.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WHAT A PLAY!
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
HELL YEAH
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Andres the Giant!
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"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Nice grab
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by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
I'm starting to buy the Torres as a 4th OF with ridiculous UZR no's
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
He's playing while one of the starters is out with an injury
That’s the definition of a 4th OF.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
And a good BB%
For anyone keeping track at home, my boy’s OBP is now at .382
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Batting 8th as well.
What’s Rowand’s OBP?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
/wrist snaps in two.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Leather flashed.
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by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
Wow.
His poor pants.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
seriously
his mother is going to be pissed when she sees those grass stains
Adopted brother of Jason Jarvis.
Man, his mom is going to kill him. Those unis are expensive.
I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing Matt Cain.
If he was in AAA he wouldn’t have a mother to care…Because AAA players are worthless and have no families or souls
by Artimus Clyde on May 12, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Downs has a great accent
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Doesn’t sound so great when he compliments Eckstein
by Artimus Clyde on May 12, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Matt Down's accent...
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
I really like how we're accumulating some southerners in san francisco
Downs, Cain, Bumgarner, Posey
It makes for an eclectic mix.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Yahp - thaht's a twang ratchere.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
Translator for Downs please?
All I heard was Free the South.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
I can't see that coming out of this getup.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Scott Hairston
proud owner of Douchebag of the Year Award from 2006- the present
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 12, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions
but Cain has very little accent...
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
but everyone from Alabama knows each other, right?
Proud adopted parent of the ball dudes, who have grounded into 109 fewer double plays than the Giants.
It’s Alabama-y
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OH SUSANNA!
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
OKAY SCOTT
Brian Sabean strongly encourages you to disregard the drudgery of your employment responsibilities and join him in the consumption of spirituous libations.
NICE GRAB
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
I thought that was gonna be bad
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
VERY OKAY
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
Whew
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Always Torrealba in these situations.
He will haunt us forever.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This just adds to the angst of not signing him over Molasses Molina.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Please don't get me started on this
I could pop a blood vessel
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 12, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
But isn't that apropos of living/dying with the Giants?
“Once you pop – you just can’t stop!”
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
or getting rid of him in the first place so that we could overpay Matheny which led directly to getting Molina in the first place
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
If I was a Padre fan, I would have rather Hairston not tag, and be a bit past 2B
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
Despite the score, how are they lookin’? Came in late.
By the way, what an adorable drooling baby.
Keeping it real. Keeping it fresh. Keeping it real fresh.
Worse than the score
the second run scored on a balk
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Shitty
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
WTF IS THIS?
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
0-2 BS
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
OMFG is that a Nike logo on that 3 month olds bib?
That is fugging ridiculous.
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
Fuck the hairstons, fuck torrealba
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Boy your age should be careful about that.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
In catholic church, padres fuck you.
/pope yakov smirnoff
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
What the fuck is with Cain?
One good inning and then one bad inning tonight.
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curses!
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by rightcenterfielder on May 12, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
I HATE TORREALBA SO MUCH
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
+ ONE HUNDRED NINE BILLION
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
that;s it
I’m done. this shit just gets old.
Jonathan Sanchez. He's left-handed, like Barry Zito. His fastball breaks 80, unlike Zito.
Why are the pitch calls with 2 strikes so bad?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Posey calling them from Fresno
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
OBVIOUSLY NOT BEIN CALLED BY BENGIE MOLINA
POSEY MUST BE RELAYING SIGNS FROM 1B IN FRESNO
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I don’t think the last one was a bad call, just bad execution. THough, I missed the one from earlier
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Hairstons were born primarily to torture the Giants
by TimLaser and MattyC on May 12, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
I'm going back to 1977
so I can right this wrong from the start. Sorry Hairston Sr., but your seed is evil
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damn
have to go back further
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Scotty missing the cut-off yet again to let the runner advance to second…how did he win a GG (oh right the face-plant into the fence).
CANED!
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 12, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Prison officer is the Padres
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 12, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I only think it's fun when a good team is beating a good team...
This is more of a workman-like effort. They are better than the Giants, they are executing, maybe their joy comes from doing a good job.
Giving up two 0-2 hits, plus the hit to the 8th hitter with 2 outs is not ok
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
true this…still very minor compared to either of the 0-2’s…let alone both
by Artimus Clyde on May 12, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m already back to listening to the CDs I’m ripping.
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
So...you know these guys?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
Our intestines sure do produce alot of shit for being lifeless
by Artimus Clyde on May 12, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
We are fine as long as we do not play any team in our division.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I'm out to dinner right now
but I am following the game and just have to say I really can’t stand the padres
Back on the market.
by positiveuphemism on May 12, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
WTF GIANTS?
DO YOU HAVE SOMEWHERE ELSE TO BE TONIGHT? Take some fucking pitches!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Panda can hit?
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Did Headley dive after that went past him?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Not an out!
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by rightcenterfielder on May 12, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
Guy seems pretty proud of his sign
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
ground into pie double?
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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I reserve my right to freak out thank you very much
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
109s aside
What is our season total up to?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
35 in 31 games
through yesterday
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
And the record is like 165 or something.
ON PACE!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
174
1990 BoSox
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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Currently keeping us all alive.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Gosh, I can’t wait for the Diamondbacks pitching to get here.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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It’s cute how you don’t think the Giants will just make Dbacks pitching look Cy caliber
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’d normally agree. But these guys are really really bad.
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You’ve seen our lineup?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Nweither can I.
Going to the Chase Library the 19th.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Proofreader failYOU'RE FIRED
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
The panda hats just look a little weird on old men
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
Well, a popout only produces one out.
/brightside
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL KRUK
“THIS AT BAT WILL BE A GRIND”
/swings at first pitch
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
He’s drunk
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
was drunk…now he’s just in blackout mode
by Artimus Clyde on May 12, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright Huff
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
We are a team of excellent singles hitters.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
"YOU HAVE BROKEN THE LAW. OF REALITY."
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
IN YOUR HANDS
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the contrast of those bright yellow shapes on my screen. What are they for?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
Everybody:
GET ON BASE
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
Now we just need 2 more balks and we are right back in this!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 12, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
/keeps expectations low
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by rightcenterfielder on May 12, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
Okay Nate
Prove your worth
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
He's no Werth...
…too much grooming.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate inside the parker?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Nate grounds out weakly on the first pitch
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"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
IF I WAS READING THIS COMMENT I WOULD FEEL MISINFORMED.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I would also be ok with another walk.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NATE:
GET ON BASE
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by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
FUCKING REALLY?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
ugh.
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
Nate should not have swung. Pitcher wasn’t finding the strike zone. Dammit.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Fail hitting
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
THE GIANTS WAY!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
We suck...
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
HE JUST FUCKING WALKED A GUY AND YOU’RE UP 2-0 WITH THE BASES L OADED WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SWING HOLY SHIT
It’s not even about bad hitting, it’s about being a complete fucking idiot
by kingofthacove on May 12, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Seemed like a pretty shitty 2-0 pitch to swing at
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by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
I think the ump would have called it a ball
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Seriously. He should only be looking for a pitch to come out of his shoes with.
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
That was very unWerthlike
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions
Is Nate’s arm really worth it?
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Well
his arm and his .900 OPS are worth it, yes.
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My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
What about his career OPS?
I dunno, it’s pretty hard to defend that at-bat. 2-0 count, bases loaded – you have to either take a pitch or take a big swing at a fat pitch. That was neither.
I've got squirrels in my pants!
Hard to defend that at-bat, yes
Easy to defend Nate Schierholtz
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
This seems kind of harsh, considering he’s doing a lot more than just throwing so far this year, that AB aside
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
His approach doesn’t seem to be any different this year. Don’t see how this is at all sustainable.
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Well, he has almost half his walk total in fewer than 1/3 the at bats. So that’s something.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
His approach is much better this year
His BB% is up significantly, and he’s seeing .5 more pitches per AB this season than last.
Stop talkin’ out your ass.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Call the FCC, there’s a dick on my screen!
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I don't mean to be a dick
but nothing you said was true.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Sorry
I think Nate’s a known quantity – 78 at-bats this season aren’t enough to convince me otherwise.
I've got squirrels in my pants!
his career numbers at this point are almost average (96 OPS+)
with good defense, that’s not a bad player
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I suppose you're right
But the sheer stupidity of that at-bat…sheesh.
I've got squirrels in my pants!
You're worse than bork
At least he gives them a full game. Most of the time.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
You’re basing that off of his last at bat.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
So when he comes up and everybody starts assuming he’ll ground out on the first pitch, that’s not saying anything?
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Bias Showing
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
So, I was just checking the Fresno game
Posey: 3/5, 3 doubles. I think that brings his SLG up to about .600.
NOT READY!!!!!
Making calculations based upon statiscal histori-garbage rather than situation reality since 1980
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Enjoy your free Fred Lewis, Blue Jays.
NOT REAL BASEBALL!
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 12, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
SSS, bad opposition, too early, no MLB experience, etc.
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 12, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
against that weak ass pitching?
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Why can't our hitters ever accept a pitcher is having trouble finding the zone?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
But that’s when you get the best pitches to hit!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
every time they need a two out hit they get it, we get a weak fucking ground ball. They even do it on 0-2 pitches, while we do it ahead in the count.
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
best pitch to hit blah blah blah
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
heh
random Mean Girls quote there
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Does Amy have a cold?
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
lol Cain is still pitching
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
AGENT BORK ON THE PROWL
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
This inning might not be pretty
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 12, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
Panda will save us tonight
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 12, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
MLB - TV tends to burst in on the inning.
And when it catches Amy in mid nasal blast it’s pretty jarring.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 8:56 PM PDT reply actions
Of course that hit falls in there.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
of course
"Kenny Lofton, the man they love to hate in St. Louis has driven a stake through the heart of the Cardinals! The Cardinals are DEAD!" Jon Miller
by Sabean's_Folly on May 12, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know why they can’t show the local commcercials like Extra Innings does.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
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Can we be done with the Padres for the year after tomorrow?
Derin McMains had five fingers, but he only used three.
Did you know there is another team in our division?
The Arizona Purple Headed Snakes or something.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Who will be our competition
…for whatever we compete with them for.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Another frustrating game, I see.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Natto, Border’s Wi-Fi won’t connect to my DS. I think it’s a conspiracy.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
CURSE YOU BORDERS
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Do you have a library near you? A lot of them have free wifi and it’s worked for me.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
There must be one, but I’ve never been there. I’ll have to check. Do you know by chance anything around Central San Rafael?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s apparently one on E Street. I’ve also been to the ones in Fairfax and Corte Madera and they both have free wifi. I used the wifi at the Mill Valley library to connect, fwiw.
If it’s in the same group as the rest of the Marin Libraries, it’ll probably have Free wifi.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
lol we could just trade locally if we wanted.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, that would be the nerdiest thing ever
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Nerdy, but plausible
“I’ll trade you so we can evolve your horsea and my duskclops. I have to get out to the library in Mill Valley, though.”
“Yeah, I have to get down to the library in Mill Valley for the wi-fi there. What’s your friend code?”
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
We need to see more air between the ground and the infielders, daaamit...
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions
/inserts Carl Lewis’ air in their shoes (crappy Nike commercial)
GIT IT DONE MIKE MURPHY!
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Their whole team is
The offense is terrible and the pitching has had a ridiculous amount of overachieving and luck
by kingofthacove on May 12, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice play Huff
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Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
Waaaaaaaait… 4-2? It was only 3-2 when I turned off the radio in the car. WTH happened in the 5 minutes it took me to get in the door?
Cain threw an 0-2 meat ball to Yorvit
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course, it stays fair.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Don’t worry, guys. Mota is warming up.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Thats NOT Mota :o
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 12, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucking Hell
How the fuck did that stay fair and tow the area between the foul line and the lip of the grass?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It’s David Eckstein.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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it bears repeating
this entire San Diego Padres lineup is designed to killed the giants.
Eckstein, Gonzalez, Headley, Hairston(s), Torrealba…this might be a season sweep.
just think if you were under-reacting
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 12, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
rally killer
Nate, lol once I saw eckstein make the play I yelled “you so would!!!” @ both nate and eckee man at least cain is out there hopefully he gets out of this inning and giants offense scores 3 runs just in time for cain to get the win
Righetti take the ball...and the mound!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF Bengie?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
TORTURE
The last time a major Bay Area sports team won a championship was January 29, 1995. Brian Sabean began his tenure with the Giants in 1996. There's only one explanation: Space Nazis are using HAARP mind-control rays on Northern California. We're through the looking glass here, people.
What the hell was that
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
/shift-A
Why am I still watching this?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
That would be a good excuse to use.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Tired of porn.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, your facepalm photo kept showing up.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I call it my sex fox photo.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s not what the security logs say.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Not enough silver hair?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Too much thigh.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
But that’s the fox part!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
That was a waste of an IBB.
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I’m pretty sure like 85+% of them are.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL Posey
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Posey would have fallen over and let everyone score
by Artimus Clyde on May 12, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Posey would have exploded and killed all of San Francisco.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
irl lol
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well, so much for THOSE boycotters.
Si se puede!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
RIMSHOT
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Molina is an excellent defensive catcher
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
This should turn out well.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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molina looks hurt
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
hope he is
POSEY TIME!
oh that will never work AAA is nothing compared to baseball like sabes said
he took it right off the wrist
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 12, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of wrists
Anyone see Wiggington get drilled in his wrist/lower forearm when sliding into 2nd on an attempted double play?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Here is the video Ouch
http://baltimore.orioles.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=7985241&c_id=bal
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
STRIKES!
THROW THEM
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
And now it’s a blowout.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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so I went on Tumblr to do some image searching… what’s happening now?
Ryan Rohlinger lives in my basement. I let him out to play baseball.
sac fly, 5-2
Runzler in
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Adam Dunn?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
Game Over
No way the Giants come back from three runs down.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
INSURMOUNTABLE
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Insurmountable
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
Wow. I clanked that!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Here’s a list.
Eventually, you’ll find him
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Bad outing, Matt
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
if he was on any other team he would get the win so stfu!
He still is a good 3 starter.
Matt's a good 2 starter
I think this is the curse of Mychael Urban (he picked him to win the Cy Young this year)
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
It’s going around.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
This lead is insurmountable… I mean it. There’s no way the Giants score 4 runs the rest of the series.
Now that Runzler is coming in I am getting off before I commit seppuku
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 12, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions
why does this team make so many mistakes?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
AGENT BORK
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
when did he start playing?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 12, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
The greatest trick Agent Bork ever played was convincing the world that he ever stopped playing.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
We'll never win a game against the Padres
"I never watched baseball on TV. It's slow and boring. I'm not a fan. Never was." - Jeff Kent
So what is the purpose of Molina flinching on that whatever-the-pitch-was-ruled? How does lurching away help matters? Isn’t that, like, being afraid of the ball?
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
Seriously
Fuck you, Padres.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I don’t know why I’m even watching this game
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Tired of porn.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
is that possible?
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
Field research has so far been inconclusive.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew there was something I could watch instead!
by Artimus Clyde on May 12, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
My neighbor's daughter refuses to stop screaming for her mummuh...
I can’t focus on anything except the thought of something terrible happening to that entire family, and the Giants game isn’t helping to curb such thoughts. Also tough to watch just plain ol’ TV or a movie or sit and work on my script when it sounds like a two-year old is being exorcised. But, hey, thanks for the free birth control, idiot neighbors.
Criminal Minds came on the TV because my parents were taping it – I feel like I should have just watched that, even though it’s been awful this season.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Because you touch yourself at night
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 12, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
lol famguy…I seriously fear thats the reason sometimes :/
by Artimus Clyde on May 12, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey...that's my monitor (but not my lapels)
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
To amazingly ruin our year/years
I hate the Padres as much as the Fodgers now. I kind of only like the D bags because well they’re d bags haha.
You have to give the Padres credit tonight. They made Cain pay for his walks and hit sacrifice flies when they were available.
Absolutely.
They are a better team than the Giants… whole greater than its parts. Giants are more like 16-20% of a team.
STFD!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
Venable: outable.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
You know, I really don’t think it’s so much that the Giants aren’t clutch as that the Giants have no power whatsoever and no speed whatsoever, so in order to score at least one run, they need to string together like three hits in one inning and that just doesn’t happen very often.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Honestly i don’t care much for the fucking power, i just want to see some god damn clutch hits, seriously, lately it’s been pathetic
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Wow...tonight you care?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
because it's getting bad, just to the point where i'm getting pissed off, if it's consistent
i get pissed
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Nate’s swing on that 2-0 pitch was pretty damn vexing.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
One of the methods of dealing with a situation that incites anger is to leave that situation.
Go parrty, duuude.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
In Detroit with family, aint happenin
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Did you read a word I said?
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
You said the absolute opposite of what I said.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
of course not
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Don't get sassy here
look, the only thing i’m saying, and yea i disagree with you, i’m sick and tired of hearing all this power crap, when we have Pablo who’s been absent of the power for a while, Molina, same thing, same thing with Huff. I’m watching the Yankees and I’m jealous. With the giants, all they CAN do is just hit singles or what not and win the game by just getting on base and getting clutch hits, that’s the giants thing. BUT they never seem to get a fucking hit when they need it, never have since forever
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
play the game the right way
get some big motherfuckers who can hit the ball over the fence
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
There isn't any, just get someone that can get a fucking hit please
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Maybe because they don’t have significant on base skills, they don’t have significant power, and clutch hits don’t happen in magical gamer ways. This is a bad hitting team with a few key players slumping. It’s going to be pretty fucking ugly until they snap out of it. And it might be pretty fucking ugly after.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Who’s fault is that EVERY FUCKING DAY. Who put this team together? The team is so fucking streaky when they get power or runs
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Unsequitured.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
How can you disagree with me? I’m fairly certain you still don’t have any clue what I said.
My original post was saying that the fact that the Giants have no power or speed means that in order to score even one run, they need to get like three hits in an inning (if not more, with Molina running.)
Clutch or not, you’re not going to score many runs, period, if it takes you 3-4 hits to score one.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Ok, might be the fucking fact that i’ve gotten a total of 8 hours of sleep in the past 2 days, i can’t sleep for some reason, still emotional after seeing half my friends leave for the last time. But OK, then who’s fucking fault is it that the team can’t put together more than 1 earned run a game? this is the same damn problem we’ve had the last WHATEVER many years.
AND IT IS PATHETIC
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
lulz
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
not tryin to be a dick, but seriously...
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
pffft. reading, i'm done with school, screw it
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Clutch hits have a fairly random distribution. I want some fucking power.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Hits in consecutive days it’s on the way back
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I still think he could use a day off
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I agree.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I have to admit, I’m insanely jealous of the Rays because of how speed their lineup has. It would be nice if the Giants had some speed.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
yep
The whole idea of intentionally playing ‘small ball’, especially without speed, is a synonym for a crappy offense.
I cringe every time someone says, ’they’ll just have to win a lot of games 2-1"
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Unfortunately
When they do string three hits together, Bengie has to be at the front end of it, and we leave the bases loaded.
8 outs to score 3 runs LOLOLOL
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Why can’t we get flukey bloop hits?
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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Rohlinger sighting!
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Great contribution, Rohlinger.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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/Sabaen DFA’s calls up Gorak
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 12, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
game was over in the 1st inning
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Flailing at poo
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
I’m going to throw my laptop at the TV.
I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
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sigh
Proud to be the official MCC sponsor of The New Problem
by rightcenterfielder on May 12, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions
Commercials are longer than the Giants half of the inning
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 12, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
Sadly true.
Keeping it real. Keeping it fresh. Keeping it real fresh.
by check.check. on May 12, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow a weak groundout. Where have I seen that before?
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I’m glad they made Richard work there, getting into the late innings, he might be a bit tired.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Only six pitches. He didn’t even get to warm up and will be out of sync next inning. Strategy.
by non sequitur on May 12, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm with you
I have to leave before I lose my sanity.
"Even the Swedes are getting mad."-Randy Hahn
"It's very cozy in the sin bin."-Randy Hahn
Save the future.
Take PiKA with you.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
i might just stay here the whole night
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I’ve traveled here from 1985 to give you this message: don’t go to the future.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
you mean the future when our industrialized support systems start collapsing?
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 12, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
The Future is FUN!
The Future is FAIR!
You may already have WON!
You may already BE THERE!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, we’re there. SF Bay Estuary—dead; Chesapeake Bay Estuary—dead; next up: Gulf of Mexico estuaries
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 12, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
/diff argument
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 12, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Them was Firesign Theater references raht thayre.
But yeah, that’s pretty sobering.
I read in the NY Times that Obama went golfing two days after the Horizon blew.
Maybe he wants season us for the new offshore drilling policy coming into play.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
to
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
All of those highlights had Torres.
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Nah uh
It showed Scott striking out looking.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Well, we don’t have Velez to take up the highlight reel anymore, so it had to fall to somebody.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh good
Denny Bautista.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
lol
exactly what i just said
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 12, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
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STFD
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
Gamers Dude
Why does Downs keep calling people gamers? Is he being sarcastic or does he really talk like that?
it’s scrubeeny talk
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 12, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey Matt,
Did you see where Yorvit chased on the 0-2 pitch?
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
STFD
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 12, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions
BAUTISTICLES UNITE!
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
I LOL'd.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Switching to Jon. Need to change it up
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
Changeup! Swung on and missed.
/Lincecum reflex
by non sequitur on May 12, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
always a good move
well, it was really gary thomasson--the great, giant, fan
Language of the McCoven--TWSS!, Meh!, STFD!, Bork!, Fail!, STFD! STFD!
mccoven diversity: Romosexuals, Velezbians, Nerb's--they're all here...
by greatgiantfan on May 12, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
This loss is really on Huff.
Pitching was bad, but Huff was a rally killer.
Group effort.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
There's enough blame to go around.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Its a team loss
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 12, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Argh.
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Denny Bautista
the King Ugly of the Giants
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 12, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
OK, that was air.
Hope he didn’t pull the fat muscle on that marlin leap…
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
Ambien + Wine
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, fuck Ambien. But wine is good.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 12, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I told you this before, but I love your name
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish I would have heard you…would have admitted myself.
and thanks, SP is awesome
by Artimus Clyde on May 12, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
need to get a picture in your profile of it.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Ruh-roh
The Phillies insisted Wednesday they weren’t trying to steal signs when bullpen coach Mick Billmeyer was caught on camera peering through binoculars from the bullpen bench at Coors Field earlier this week.
It didn’t really help them.
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If your not cheating, your not trying hard enough
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
It didn't help them but their defense was hilarious
They said they were trying to watch the Phillies catchers defense, only they were up to bat.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
hahaha
that is funny
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Wow, glad I’ve missed most of this game.
So really, WTF is up with intentionally walking two guys in the 7th to pitch to Scott Hairston?
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
The second IBB followed a wild pitch that moved the first IBB runner up.
by non sequitur on May 12, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Still, two free baserunners in one inning is kind of ridiculous. Gonzalez I can understand, but Headley isn’t even that good.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
Why is Padres?
Q: Did you ever make an offer for Vladimir Guerrero?
Sabean: In a word: No. If we had signed Guerrero or [Gary] Sheffield, we would have been without [Long list of replacement level vets]—obviously not being able to field a competitive team, especially from an experience standpoint, given our level of spending.
Whoa, Bengie failed to throw out a runner.
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How long will it be until someone calls him out on it?
This is really getting pathetic.
Proud of both my adopted son, Baggs, and my ward, Ryan LOLlis.
Call him out on it yourself!
Wait, I’m NOT being snarky.
He has a blog. It allows comments.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
whatever...
this game is so lackadaisical its not even worth comparisons
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 12, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Why can’t the Padres just lose a fucking game?
And why can’t anyone just punch Eckstein in the fucking face?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
Bautista
is sooo effin slow to the plate
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
More Triple-A mediocrity:
Strasburg threw 79 pitches, 55 for strikes, struck out seven, and walked one in facing 19 Norfolk batters, one over the minimum, before departing without allowing a hit.
.
I’m really just trying to ignore the Giants right now, like what I do when some little kid is acting up…
Only 2 GDT threads?
Geez. Dont worry guys, Im here.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 12, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
Oh goody.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
(not chasm)
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Try to contain your excitement a little bit.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 12, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
(chasm)
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 12, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Every time I look up some Padre is steaming into second.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
Every time I move I lose when I let love in.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Man I am in a bad mood
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
As am I.
/flips over a chair
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acrobatic
interesting way to deal with anger
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
You should see what I can do on the trapeeze.
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He was on his way away from the TV
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Ambien + Wine
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too. Long day was long.
AND THIS STUPID GAME ISN’T HELPING MATTERS ANY!!!!!!!
OH HELL, GO AHEAD, STEAL HOME, STEAL THE BACKSTOP, AND FOR GOD’S SAKE STEAL AMY G WHILE YOU ARE AT IT!!!!!
And I thought I was grouchy.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
I left my house at 645 this morning and got home at 830 tonight…so I’m a little bit tired AND CRANKY …OKAY?
OKAY! I WENT TO THE GAME LAST NIGHT AND THEN TO WORK DIDN’T GO TO BED UNTIL 9AM THEN WOKE UP AT 4PM AND NOW I’M WATCHING THIS DUMB GAME.
/I’m just agreeing with you.
Crazy Crab despised in the 20th century and beloved in the 21st century. Hey it only took over 20 years, so don't give up hope.
The part I hate is having a long day at work all the while looking forward to some Giants baseball, and we get this. Then we get this again. I expect this for the rest of the week.
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is our pitching staff so terrible at keeping runners honest?
And Bengie, fuck you, your arm sucks.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Meulens’s fault.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
NO U
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 12, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh? That was a very accurate throw by Bengie. The jump the runner got was too much.
"The Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck..."
-what passed for good radio when I was 12
by RichHerreraHomer on May 12, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
It was one of the few that was accurate
but there is also no power in it. Bengie is also slow in the transfer to get the throw off.
I did also mention that our pitchers are terrible at keeping runners honest.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I don’t think Bautista is very good
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
welcome back to reality
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 12, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
But his stuff is ELECTRIC.
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I dunno who is good that management actually calls up from the minors anymore
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I like him better than Scott Munter!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
i like him better than Cain
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Shame River died.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Meh.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, there's that bounceless third baseman, two nights running.
When ARE they giving him a break?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
sit the… something…. something
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Yea i'm out of it right now
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
STFD
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
Do the Padres ever stop running?
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play game right ways
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
whatever it is, they're doing it better than the giants
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
This is embarrassing
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 12, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
Yep... can't win one game vs. the padres
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Now they’re just being mean.
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by rightcenterfielder on May 12, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
Meh.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
under
7 pitches thrown
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
2 minutes
tops
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by rightcenterfielder on May 12, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
You gotta set it at 3.5 or something that’s not a whole number.
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I’m taking the over. 25 minutes. We’re scoring 10!
by Uncle Russel on May 12, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
25
but we somehow only score 2
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
This
Let’s turn every single into a double for the other team.
"Man, you just can't beat a good bowl of gumbo." ~ William Nuschler Clark
I hope I oversleep tomorrow and sleep through tomorrow’s game.
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I got eastern time! SO THAT WONT HAPPEN FOR ME!!!!
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
YES!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
DOUBLE DOWNS! (DAMN YOU)
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
0-4 today.
Not looked particularly good in any at bat.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Pablo’s trying to get this inning over quick
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Solid contact at least. I guess….
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
While we are at it,
Fuck you BABIP
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
That’s actually how BABIP is formed.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Sandoval just can’t buy a hit
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Needs a raise.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Solid hit, just misdirected.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
lol Kuip
“Pitching and defense”
more like
“Giants. offense.”
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
pretty much, they make it look easy
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
fuck
goodnight tortured brethren and girls!
and the home of the.... JETS!
BEAT LA
MV3!!!
Dubbs
by Newcomb29(EDGE) on May 12, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
Pablo ran on the mound!
Alert the 209!
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"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Dallas Braden just took a shit wherever he is right now.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie meaningless HR?
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Hmm someone uploaded this to the McImage directory
Hint: The filename is “walrusman”.
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This image or video violated our terms of use
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Yeah
That’s what I wanted to show. Use your imaginations.
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I don’t know what the original image was either.
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Ah
sorry, to angry to think.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Too angry to type as well.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
This image or video violated our terms of use
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
Thats the point, I think.
Someone uploaded an inappropriate picture called “WalrusMan”
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 12, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
It violated my terms of use as well.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I could use a babe post distraction right about now.
Can we,Mom Jponry? Can we can we can we?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Hedy Lamarr not enough for you?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
WIN FRESH MEAT NOW!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Audrey Hepburn will suffice.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Read above.
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(Nice coverup)
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSSAMM
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(That’s what she said about my merkin.)
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I can see it
Hi! I’M WALRUS MAN!
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
Oh, is it line art penis?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome
It’s named walrusman-1.jpg so that probably means it’s actually a duplicate.
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Does that mean somebody actually flagged it as inappropriate?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I guarantee Bengie will not GIDP this inning.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
oh he’ll find a way
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 12, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
He’ll still be running to first when Huff gets up to bat next inning.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
“waiting for some runs”
wait there until next week
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Game is giving me the runs, TODAY
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Brilliant inning by the middle of the Giants order
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
The giants don't really have a middle order
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Creamy middle
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Technically the middle is 4-5-6
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 12, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
technically
i think it’s 3-4-5
who cares though
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
No
1-2-3
4-5-6
7-8-9
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 12, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
you may be technically correct
which is the best kind.
But you are still wrong
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
i dont think it matters with the giants
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Stupid Extendo bat ground out. Way to go Bengie. I am guessing the management does not watch the game after the paid attendance has been announced.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I saw no offense there.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
then why am I so offended?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
There was none intended.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoevever said that the commercials are longer than our “offense” was not kididng.
Keeping it real. Keeping it fresh. Keeping it real fresh.
by check.check. on May 12, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy Shit, the Canadiens beat the freaking Penguins!!! SUCK IT CINDY!!!!!
I should have watched THAT, instead of this suck fest.
LOL. I call him “Crysob.”
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I dig it.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
The thing I hate about these losses is that they’re really boring losses.
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Bits of massive FAIL surrounded by stretches of nothing.
Where we just have to stew in the previous fail
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
LOL NEEDS VIAGRA
better buy her flowers, you limp bastard
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
lol
‘you limp bastard’
my new favorite phrase
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
How many times a day would you say that you dish over some viagra?
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Can the Padres stop existing now? Because that would be awesome.
GROUGTHINK ALERT
The first Chester Arthur fanboy ever.
/tectonic plate says nothing
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
no
in fact, they changed the schedule
every game the rest of the year is against the Padres
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’d be fine with just Eckstein not existing. What would the world be like if he never existed? It would be a much better place.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
they’re beating us with Gonzalez doing nothing
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
He is as surprised as anyone
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Who needs Gonzalez
When you have Yorvit and the magical Torrealba brothers?
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
...Hairston?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Whoops
whatever. fuck.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
What is
Bochy’s reaction everytime he fills out the lineup card?
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
See? Winners rest their stars.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think i’ll ever hear the word “power” be used in describing the giants offense in my lifetime, and i’m 22
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
You were alive in the early 2000s
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Powerless?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
But....
THE BIG CAT!
Giant Dirtbags: John Bowker, Steve Hammond, Brian Anderson.
Jeremy Affeldt induces DP's
by Giant among Angels on May 12, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
On the plus side
Medders looks good!
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
You just finish a shift in a trauma ward?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY SAGET
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Nice inning by Medders
Now Bochy will start using him to blow close games again
Dumped Edgar Renteria and adopted Buster Posey. Biggest upgrade since George Jefferson moved up to a deluxe apartment on the east side!
And now for a 3 pitch 9th
End this game right.
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by rightcenterfielder on May 12, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions
Uh-oh
My z button is broken
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 12, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
No no were okay. Crises averted.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 12, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh wow Emmanuel Burriss!!!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
just what this team needs
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Oh god Manny what is on your face?
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 12, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
Looks good to me!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Beard envy
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 12, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t see why one grown man can’t admire another grown man’s beard without it being beard envy!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Ill tell you when you’re older.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 12, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
But you’re younger than me!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
And…..
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 12, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
you're therefore less intelligent
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
I disagree.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 12, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Just less intelligent than those older.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Especially compared to Howie.
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I’M A RHODES SCHOLAR OR WHATEVER
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Rally Huff
"The Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck, the Dodgers suck..."
-what passed for good radio when I was 12
by RichHerreraHomer on May 12, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
RALLY THIS THING
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actually made me lol
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
I watched some of Moulin Rouge last week for the first time.
Never saw him in anything un Star Warslike before, it was interesting.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats actually a pretty good movie
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
NOW I see the BABBY, lawl
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is Burriss?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
Cause we need another soft hitting middle infielder.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
hey, at least he’s naturally soft hittng and not broken
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
He’s Dragon Naturally Soft Hitting.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I have reached the conclusion Torrealba will haunt us forever.
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#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Thus why we should have signed him instead of Molina.
by Uncle Russel on May 12, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
just now?
slowly dying, one giants game at a time
by SirPsycoSexy on May 12, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Huff!
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
False Hope Babe!
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 12, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions
You don’t deserve an Audrey picture tonight Huff
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
RALLY GOB
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“I’ve made a huge mistake”
Keeping it real. Keeping it fresh. Keeping it real fresh.
by check.check. on May 12, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Where's the power on the giants?
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Uribe, sometimes.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
It’s with Waldo wherever he is on that last fucking page.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
It'd always fucking piss me off, i could never find him sometimes, that asshole
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Dude
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
The problem is that the art style is so bland that five or six of those assholes on the last page could realistically be Waldo. But which one is it? Fuck if I know!
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
HOW IS REHABBING FORMED
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
It's really not as much a "power" as it is a "funk".
a POWERFUL funk.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY THIS OTHER THING
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You're en fuego, StanLee.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I like how deftly Brain has moved his arm against Susan’s breast
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
the foot appears to be kicking Derosa’s wrist too
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
mystery solved!
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Everyone in that picture seems less than pleased by the events unfolding before them.
Except the Cheshire cat back there…
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
AWWW YEEEAH
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I just noticed Howie’s there.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
SEX FOX
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I wasn’t talking about Eli.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
get a double, get a triple, get a HR, get like 5 singles or walks
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Nate will hit a HR here and we’ll lose 5-4 with tying run at third. It just seems like that kinda game.
Bruce Bochy would like you to look at the career numbers and stop complaining.
Bob Howry's #1 (and only) fan!!!
The Merkin Valdez of McCovey Chronicles!!!!!!
Wow
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
RALLY TACO GIN
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why does that taco have a butt?
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
To poo with.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure it isn't a castraco?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucking pathetic.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
expect nothing less at this point
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
When NOTHING matters, NOTHING will.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
STILL ALIVE BABY
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 12, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
LOL OPTIMISM
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, now Bowker gets to make an appearance.
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So he can make the last out then be subsequently benched for it.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Man. Heath Bell is on the team im playing against this week.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 12, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
YEAH BABY WE CAN STEAL TOO
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Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 12, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
Facepalm pics
Locked and loaded
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
RALLY MANDO
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an oldie but a goodie
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
You're inflicting actual pain now.
But thanks for the diversion.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
HELL of a mighty check.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
HEY WHAT THE FUCK UMP
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure why not.
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THAT WAS OUTSIDE
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
INSIDE. WHATEVER.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
OH GOOD GOD GO FUCK YOURSELF DARLING THAT WAS NOT A STRIKE.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
He didn’t call that pitch for Cain once all night
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
I’m sure he hasn’t called that pitch all season. Dude just wanted to go home.
by Uncle Russel on May 12, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatever.
"Career potential: situational lefty." Situation: Ragnarok, bases loaded, Odin at the plate. You know who's getting the call.
-Adopted Giant: Dan Runzler
That’s the spirit! Less gastricity.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL 2.5 GB!!
LOL LOST 4 OF 5!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
hey, it’s over
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by rightcenterfielder on May 12, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
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I don’t understand why the last two games have pissed me off more than some of the more aggravating losses this year.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
"Out, out, Fred Lewis!" - JCTillam Gamerspeare
because they’re LONG games and just piss you off because there is NO NO NO NO NO NO offense
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
why do you keep arguing with jponry
get with the groupthink
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
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BECAUSE I LOVE PISSIN JPONRY OFF
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Ladies' man.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Because we are getting blooped – stolen based – sac flied to death
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 12, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Because the Hairstons and Eckstein are fucking punchable.
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Something nice to think about
The Giants are still 3 games up in the division on all teams that aren’t complete fucking flukes.
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
Sorry
2.5 games up
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
What will we win when we win whatever we're competing with them for?
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 12, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
But the Giants need to start winning against the in division teams. They have looked like toddlers out there.
And I am getting slightly worried that they may not be a fluke.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Giants baseball
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it’s a total lab move.
that and jumping into ice cold water in January
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
I thought I heard the dog was ok
but I believed my parents when our cat went to go live on a farm
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Well, the car isn’t going very fast if the other dog is running alongside it.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
that lab did a very poor job on the open field tackle
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Except
Giants baseball isn’t fun to watch.
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 12, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Bengie would probably tumble like that.
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by rightcenterfielder on May 12, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I imagine he’d just make a thud.
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I know you nerds know NOTHING about the real game of baseball, or any other athletic endeavor requiring teamwork under physical stress.
Mr. F! | comics | art | New Nattowear | Unofficial McImage Directory
BUSTER POSEY!!!! won’t save this offense
His name is Bond, Brock Bond, and his adopted father? ME, any questions?
Not as long as Molina keeps hitting
My Son, fourth outfielder extraordinaire.
My rule for the 2010 Giants: Everyone with an OPS over .800 gets a pass.
insane clown posse
for the loss
"Being a McCoven is like being a member of the Green party. It’s powerlessness is part of the appeal." - oldjacket
"Quiet you, I'm starting a meme." - Me
Proud papa to: Bill Schlough, Senior Vice President and Chief Information Officer, aka the IT guy.
Best.Video.Ever
Hensley "Bam Bam" Meulens!
Better than you! Mejor que tú! Beter dan jij! 良い場合も! Mehor than abo!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." - Gaylord Perry
by GrahamCrakalaka on May 12, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Dustin Pedroia on the umpires from his game today
I think they had a flight. We are gonna check on that, if they had a flight. And if they do we are gonna make sure it’s delayed
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
#2 in Fanshots
Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
How did he know what was gonna happen in the Giants game?
"The thing is, it happened."
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 12, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
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