How Does That Thin Skin Hold in That Large Body??
Bengie Molina - at it again:
"Look, you can say I'm the slowest guy in baseball or in all of sports or in the entire world. I don't take issue with that because I AM the slowest guy. I have always been the slowest guy. I can't challenge that criticism. But ESPN's intention was not to criticize but to humiliate."
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Bengie Is Dead Nuts Right On.
The ESPN coverage of this in the context of not covering what Schierholtz did was in fact ridiculous.
Regardless of the coverage
It’s ESPN. You may want to research the first letter of that acronym.
And by writing this article, he’s really making the issue about HIM, regardless of his throwaway comment about Nate and Matty.
I've got squirrels in my pants!
FLAT ASS WRONG!!
Sounds less painful than DEAD NUTS RIGHT!
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Have You Ever Stopped To Consider That Bengie Molina Might Be Wong?
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Or Wrong
Whatever.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Shut up.
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 12, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoo, six uncut.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2010 4:26 AM PDT up reply actions
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Then she met me and said “If loving you is white I don’t want to be Wong.”
Proudly adopted Aubrey Huff. You can't beat that!
Boooooooooooooooo
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I agree with you
Bengie is dead nuts right on here. I don’t know what Schierholz did, but Bengie is right; ESPN did it to humiliate.
Still backing Notgardo, wheresoever he may wander. (Don't forget to wriiiite!)
by tk on May 13, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah for once I agree with Bengie, it is frustrating to not see any coverage of the actual game that went down. Especially considering that we are on the the top clubs in baseball (at the time they showed the clip)
Congrats to my soul mate and birth brother Zach Wheeler on being drafted into greatness. Should I just buy my Wheeler jersey now, or wait till my next birthday?
I agree the lack of coverage is frustrating, but I think that’s different from whether or not the slow-motion highlight was mean or funny or whatever it was. For me, I didn’t find it that bad. I have no problem with a silly sports network making fun of professional athletes occasionally.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 12, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
You know what? I don’t really give a shit about Bengie. It pisses me off to have ESPN taking dumbass, easy comedy, collegehumor.com style shots at a Giants player. Any Giants player. Fuck them.
Utter frustration and futility.
Adopted 'nephew' to the ever avuncular and always awesome Jon Miller
by Johnny Disaster on May 12, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions
I’m not gonna bag on Molina for his blog post. I can see why he’d write it. Personally, I thought the clip was funny (I R 5), but I wasn’t the one being mocked.
One quibble, though: he HAS taken issue with reporters writing about him being the slowest guy (he writes: “Look, you can say I’m the slowest guy in baseball or in all of sports or in the entire world. I don’t take issue with that because I AM the slowest guy. I have always been the slowest guy. I can’t challenge that criticism.” His freeze-out of an Angels beat writer for pointing this out is well known).
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Schulman’s article get’s right to the point. One of the top teams in the league, 40 minutes into the broadcast, downplaying the victory, a cheap shot… That’s Entertainment! Sure, but it doesn’t excuse them for a weak, lame, tired attempt at humor.
Meh
Get over it. You’re fat and are supposed to be an athlete. Come to camp carrying less weight next season….preferably for some other team.
WHY IS BENGIE?!
Dearest, Susan - The Patron Saint of Patience
by Lars The Wanderer on May 12, 2010 5:26 PM PDT reply actions
I’m not any great fan of Bengie’s, and I’d be quite happy if he wasn’t on the team right now, but he’s right and ESPN is full of dicks. There are plenty of Youtube clips with fat guys running, I’m sure, and ESPN’s job is to cover sports. If we want to see fat guys running slowly, we could probably find that pretty easily; we go to ESPN for “analysis” and coverage of the Yankees and Red Sox.
Goodbye, Steven Johnson, we hardly knew ye. Seriously, that was short.
I don't mind that ESPN showed that clip because it was funny
But for it to be the only highlight that they really showed was fucking ridiculous. That network has no respect for teams other than the Yankees and Red Sox.
There's just not enough time in the broadcast day...
Got to jump right over to the NFL post-draft and training camp preview show.
by KrazyKrabMeat on May 12, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I had thought of ESPN as a network run by professionals who know sports.
Well, there’s your first mistake.
Osiris, Lord of the Dead, and relief pitcher for the San Francisco Giants.
The "E" stands for entertainment.
It’s not the “Sports are Serious Business Programming Network.”
VAE PVTO DEVS FIO
I like this. Not enough to rec, but enough to mention I like it.
It's my blarg! Quick Pitch
And I tweet (more often than I blarg).
Actually, ESPN isn’t an acronym anymore. It just means ESPN. I have no idea why. Corporations do stupid stuff like this with their names all the time. Look at KFC.
Yes, really, I have not updated my blog in a long long time: http://skaldheim.livejournal.com/tag/baseball
I Have No Problem With Molina....
being a fat fuck…he was born with extra layers of fat and he chooses to keep it at his own will…What I do resent, is the constant bitching and complaining about getting no respect, whether it’s in regard to where he is hitting in the lineup or how nobody wanted to sign him in the off season…..
I love the Giants as a team, and when one mans selfishness hurts the teams competitive chances, it offends me as a Giants fan
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by Mordy From Monsey on May 12, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions
Stop Whining.
It wasn’t even that bad. Nobody would have remembered it until he brought it back up. Fucking attention whore.
Obviously any links in the above post are probably NSFW
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ESPN, DONT LIGHT A FIRE UNDER BENGIE
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
His post was very well written.
When he says things he, often comes across as whiny or saying things in the heat of the moment, but when he writes, he’s a lot more personable. I can completely understand what he was saying. If ESPN wants to be the “Leader in Sports”, they should show actual highlights of games, not make potshots. I realize that it’s sports and you can’t get around the fact that there will be some fan-style heckling, but ESPN should be better than that.
Of course I say should but I realize they never fucking will be. I’m glad I watch MLB Network for baseball news.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
To clarify how I feel:
Molina complains about contract/respect: Stop whining, you are being paid millions of to play baseball and last year your OBP was atrocious
Molina complains about handling of Posey situation: I’m just plain confused and there may be some more intricate stuff happening behind the scenes. No opinion.
Molina complains about ESPN: His is dead on and I agree 100%. We know he is the slowest man in baseball but the dude is also hitting .337, cut him some slack and show the rest of the fucking game.
Status: Feels so broke up. Wants to go home. || Still boycotting Johnsonville and Giants souvenirs or ballpark foods for repossessing my K Wall in right field.
I agree with him.
And it’s understandable that he’d be mad.
I probably would too.
by AmorVincitOmnia on May 12, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions
Bengie is right-sort of
What ESPN did was wrong, to quote NPH “It was a dick move”.
That said this quote by Bengie is why he is mocked
I AM the slowest guy. I have always been the slowest guy
To me, that seems like Bengie has accepted this fact instead of doing agility drills to try and give him a little extra speed, where he could’ve scored and not been mocked.
Adopted Giant: Mike Krukow.
Grab Some Pine, Meat
K.F.I.S.T.F.
Hoping for BowkerMania to get consistent playing time at AT&T Park
Too sensitive here
I mean, Bengie acts like this is the first time an athlete has been humiliated on Sportscenter. Has he not seen the Friday “Not Top 10?”
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GOD DAMMIT
I am so fucking sick of Bengie Molina. At this point I don’t even care if he is hitting well and getting walks for this team, I don’t want to hear from or see him because I am so damn tired of his whining. But more than that, I am insulted by his feeble attempt in this blog post to rewrite history.
Bengie: I can think of at least 3 instances in which you acted like a fucking two-year-old in serious need of a nap because someone called you slow. How dare you write a blog entry that denies your long history of bellyaching on this particular issue, when any Google search will bring up plenty of articles to the contrary. You don’t want to be mocked? Well personally, I don’t appreciate being treated like I’m stupid, so please stop insulting my intelligence. Really. Just stop.
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on May 13, 2010 12:32 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
/looks around for who she’s addressing
/doesn’t see him
/wonders how a guy that big can hide in a thread this small
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2010 4:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Look, I can’t post this message on his blog. He’ll hit me with an intentional infliction of emotional distress claim and I don’t have the time/energy to fight it.
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on May 13, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Similar to jponry, I seriously doubt he actually writes that blog, let alone reads the comments.
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 14, 2010 6:44 AM PDT up reply actions
it's possible
he leaves some MLB intern a voice mail when he wants to say something. That’s about as far as I’d go.
"I treat Timmy differently from most pitchers: I leave him alone."- Giants pitching coach Dave Righetti
"What do I want you to do? What are you doing in the National League?"- John McGraw
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by natteringnabob on May 14, 2010 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I hadn’t known about that stuff, but that is annoying. There’s a fair bit of whine in his blog post. It’s just tiring on his part.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 13, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
ESPN is entertainment
Molina is an adult and should realize that ESPN is not straight journalism. Its entertainment journalism akin to what TMZ is to other celebrities. Quit your bitching. This is why you get paid millions of dollars. Your ego has much more to do with this than your mother. If you feel this is unfair feel free to quit, turn in the millions of dollars you are being paid. This is what the freaking job of being in famous is about. Listen to every famous person ever IT SUCKS. People make fun of you. Though if you are going to leave please make a call to Fresno so we can have whatever chump catcher is down there called up. He will need to back up Eli.
Bring me the head of Barry Zito! HOLD THAT ORDER two week reprieve to prove himself.
Bengie is right, and ESPN is always wrong.
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Green and Gold Till the Club is Sold- LUHG
One of those comments doesn't love like the others
One of those comments just doesn’t belong
Not here, you knuckleheads – on the blog!
"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry
by victor frankenstein on May 13, 2010 4:15 AM PDT reply actions
I’ve known toddlers that cry less attention than Bengie.
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2010 10:10 AM PDT reply actions
Fail sentence is fail.
**cry less and need less attention than
Belted!
by AndYourBirdCanSing on May 13, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Don't be so sensitive Bengie
Lose 30-40 lbs then you can talk.
Bowker, Denker, and Holmker.
by DubsFanByTheZoo on May 13, 2010 10:15 AM PDT reply actions
Bengie, this is old news. Everyone has moved on from it.
You do not see Dennis Eckersley write a blog post everytime ESPN shows the no legged corpse of Kirk Gibson hit a HR off him.
And serious. You play off the fact that you are slow and possibly the slowest guy in the league barely weeks after you complained that you did not get a better contract in the offseason, citing all your “positive qualities”.
Did it ever occur that maybe you being the slowest player in the league who has trouble scoring from 3RD on deep hit balls was a factor in people not wanting you?
Also the love fest for Bengie in the comments section is a little crazy. There is only one person who had a negative post. The rest were MORAL OUTRAGE AT THOSE BAD MEN AT ESPN. Even the negative guy was a little off his rocker though:
No sir…no, no, no. I can’t give you a pass on this one.
You’re not “slow.” You’re overweight. This is not disrespectful name-calling. It’s the truth. By any medical standards, you’re obese.
I do respect your heart, your contribution, your career. But it makes me angry to see you step to the plate. I run 20 miles a week to work off the $9 beer I buy at the park to pay your salary.
So which speech resonates?
How about the “you get paid a lot of money to do nothing but exercise” speech?
How about the “obesity is a national epidemic, and you’re a role model” speech?
How about the “you have the best facilities, best trainers, best nutrition, best information around you at all times” speech?
There’s no excuse for it. You’re disrespecting us. We hope and fantasize and cheer and…pay…and every day you come to a game having not taken the best care of yourself, you’re giving us less than we’re paying for…and cheating us.
Lose 40 lbs by the All-Star Break and we’ll win the pennant. Fact. Maybe coach some kids on fitness and nutrition while you’re at it.
Don’t hate ESPN. They were only calling out something rather ridiculous. No professional athlete should be out of shape. Get on it, Bengie. It’s not disrespect to you…it’s disrespect to the fat…on you…on any other athlete or coach…on a police officer or firefighter…and on our own damn selves. Get on it. Make it happen.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
I do respect your heart, [which appears to have a high fat content with good marbling].
"I just struck out looking three times, but in any other ballpark those would have been home runs." - Aubrey Huff
by howtheyscored on May 13, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh my various gods! X-Ray Specs!
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
Man, if Bengie lost 40 pounds by the All Star break and the Giants didn’t win the pennant, Bengie would probably be mad.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 13, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
After watching the video of the espn clip
I think Bengie needs to calm down a little, its something that he would have been way better off just ignoring. The “slow clap for effort” comment was a little out of line, but not something to get this worked up about. (video)
That said, he hits the nail right on the head about ESPN’s supposed sports coverage. The entire highlight was bengie running, with only a quick mention of Cain’s pitching performance. Just another example in a long line of crap reporting I’ve seen from them. After not having cable for awhile now, I realize how little I miss that network, most of the stuff on there is utter garbage. wake up sports world: ESPN blows.
Deadspin's take
Needless to say, this is all very stupid, and that the world has been laughing at slow catchers for years without somehow shattering their self-esteem. Also, it should probably be noted that this happened a week ago, and Molina is just now getting around to professing his outrage. The guy’s slow even to anger.
Proud Adoptive Parent of Jesus Guzman, who has been resurrected and has returned to..(reads)...Fresno? And is also an outfielder now.
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Bochy: What’s this fancy stat here?
IT Guy: That’s how often they get on base. I do not know why you keep asking me, I am here to fix your server.
There’s so much win in these three sentences I barely know where to start.
in the best shape of my life
by Prussian Creole on May 13, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Now that’s why I like Deadspin.
I feel prickishly demanding!
I couldn't be prouder of my recent adoptee - Tim Lincecum's dealer. He provides the secret fuel behind both Cy Youngs. Also, he taught Timmy the change-up.
by giantsfansince1981 on May 13, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t see anything wrong with that clip. There was nothing personal about what ESPN did- it would be one thing of they made fun of him about something in his personal life (making a joke about his wife, kids, etc.), but they didn’t. They made fun of Bengie Molina’s speed, which is nothing personal. In actuality it is a baseball skill, so ESPN has every right to make fun of him about it. If a player sucks at hitting, ESPN along with all sports fans have every right to make jokes about it. If someone consistently takes laughable routes to catch flyballs (I’m looking at you, Adam Dunn) ESPN and fans everywhere have the right to scrutinize his fielding ability. How is this situation any different. Speed and baserunning is a baseball skill, and should be treated as such. If you don’t want to be made fun of about it Bengie, why don’t you lose 40 pounds?
I remember last year I sat in the bleachers for a Giants-Astros game. For the first few innings of the game we were all ragging Carlos Lee for being fat. At one point, he turned around, stuck his belly out as far as he could, and started rubbing his stomach. We all laughed about it and everybody moved on. But I’ve always wondered how Bengie would react to a situation like this. I don’t think catchers have to deal with hecklers all that much, so it’s hard to say. But I have this weird vision of us in the series against the Sox at Fenway, and 38,000 rowdy Bostonians are chanting “FATTY” during a Bengie at-bat. I bet Bengie would have a big 0-fer during that series haha
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son
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